#ol' cobb

[whamber]

NADDPOD STICKERS ARE A GO!!! If you're interested in a sheet send me a message! they'll be $12USD per sheet (including shipping)

[dansnotavampire]

I need jake hurwitz to play gay and by that I mean I need campaign 3.5 war against gruumsh to canonise "cobb and hardwon fucked but only once"

[purplecladmerchant]

Sadly, I don't share any site with Dani, who last year made reality the end of campaign collab. I thank them a lot, and made some little crick gang angst for them for the @naddpodgifting♥

[pseudo-soda]

i joined @naddpodgifting this year!! it was a lot of fun, this was my Ol' Cobb gift for @/tooonlink on ig! :^)

[figsbass]

hardwon coming back on a nat 20 during the battle where he finally forgave himself for the death of ol cobb when ol cobb's nat 20 death save was the moment they first became best friends. god. the parallels and paralleling too hard

[hecubashamburger]

Things I'll never forgive Murph for.

C1 ep 26 "You think I would give Ol' Cobb an off-screen death?"

C3 ep 32. Gives Ol' Cobb an off screen death

[th3b4dk1dzz]

NADDPOD spoilers:

If there is no fanart of Cobb being welcomed into Mellora's after life by Marabelle and Deadeye I will riot.

[incorrect-naddpod]

Cobb: Are your senses heightened?

Jolene: I think I might be pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider.

[sideblogdotjpeg]

drew some lil ol crick elves .....

[taintandviolent]

OSWALD WITH A SICK S/O🎤 WHATS HE DOING

buckle up, baby, this is my first time ever doing headcanons and I'm fuckin' goin' in!!!!!!!

Oz is no stranger to having to take care of a woman; he took care of his Ma and continues to do so. So, when you fall under the weather, he knows how to nurture you.

He's a rough guy with everyone else, no bullshit, until it comes to you being sick. Then, he's the best caregiver you've ever had - he promised you he was gonna' get you better.

Brings you all your meals - lots of soups - when he can, and feeds you if he's gotta'. He's gentle with you, taking his time and making sure you're getting the nutrients you need to recover.

Sits / lays on the side of the bed next to you, petting you and wrapping his big arms around you.

Can't help himself in thinkin' how cute you are when he comes home and you're passed out on the bed, sheets everywhere, leg out, hair messy, and your little nose all red and irritated.

Makes sure you take your medicine, even though you protest. "C'mon, doll. Open up. C'mon." And he chases it with a kiss to your feverish forehead.

Runs you a cool bath to bring your fever down. Gives you a sponge bath, and wraps you in a big fluffy towel when you're done.

If it's severe enough that you need to go to the doctor, he only lets you go to the best there is. Pays for it in cash, and makes sure the doctors are taking your illness seriously. Threateningly so. He doesn't care if "it's just a fuckin' cold, give her somethin' to make her feel better!"

Does everything he can to make sure you know that he took care of you, because no one takes care of you like Oz does, right? Right?

[whamber]

Getting smashed on crick water at the Ol' Cobb Comedy Tour

[emiko-matsui]

galad rosell, matty big crits, the widow aka lydia stormborn, subway fight, teehee, ol' cobb, horny goats, sticky buns, beverlin kiss, airship, beverly's parents, i'll suck your fucking dick, the boy king, first one big bed, duncan pebblepot, i wanna be sedated montage, pawpaw in shoulder pads, green teen glee team, hubert duncap, thiala plot twist, discarded letters, egwene, walking sticks, nana kindleaf, etc etc etc etc

[heytherecentaurs]

“Cobb, I met Deadeye.”

“You met Vance?”

“Yeah. I met Vance. And he was real conflicted but he ended at a really good place. And I’ve been wanting to tell you about this for so long and I just didn’t get a chance to. And I don’t know if I will. So I just wanted to make sure I told you.”

“Is he all right?”

“Yeah.”

“Oh that’s good.”

“Yeah, he found his way back to The Crick.”

Underrated Emily moment. The waver in her voice. How she had to tell him. I love how it contextualizes all those times she asked where Cobb was.

[operationslipperypuppet]

when moonshine was a child, cobb was the one to braid her hair. it was an easy enough way for him to care for the kid of his best friend in ways jolene couldn’t, and he’d always been good at it.

when moonshine’s druidic gifts manifested, when the mushrooms started popping up everywhere, but especially in her hair, he doubled down, and began to do it more. he had a talent for working around mushrooms in hair.

because he was, of course, the one who braided marabelle’s hair the entire time they were together (and even before they made it official).

moonshine asked him to help her learn how to do it herself, her fierce independence shining through even as a young child, and he was more than happy to comply. with incredible patience, on both their parts, she learned how to do it.

but she never quite felt as secure as when he did it for her. the old, familiar, comfort that it was.

under galaderon, when their trances had ended and they had to wait for their companions to wake up, she asked him to braid her hair for what was to come. he was more than happy to do it.

at the party before the fight against thiala, she found him at a fire and wordlessly sat in front of him. without missing a beat, continuing the story he was telling cooter, he worked around the thinking cap and tied her hair off nicely. and not a single strand slipped during the fight that followed, almost an entire day later. the storm, the fight, and even being a dragon were not enough to shake it. which was what she knew would happen when she asked.

[stone-stars]

so. blame @operationslipperypuppet for this one it's entirely their fault. turns out if you pose the question "what if prodigal sister was behind cobb's last stand" you discover that the answer is "it feels like even more of a goodbye."

Transcript:

[The audio of Cobb's last stand, but Kingshammer has been replaced with The Prodigal Sister.] Murph: And Hardwon, behind you, you hear a familiar voice. Ol' Cobb: Hey! Hey Hardwon! I don't know if you can hear me. Murph: You see the spirit of a lanky old crick elf, long white hair, eye patch, blunderbuss at his side. He shakes you as he speaks to you and-- it occurs to you right away that he's not talking to you right now. This is a-- a-- it feels like a recording, or a memory. And you realize that-- you didn't comprehend it at the time, but this was your last conversation with Cobb. He was speaking to you while you were knocked out. And it begins flooding back to you. Cobb: Gruumsh's guys saw me run up here. I'm-- I'm gonna take 'em a--as far as my old legs can run. But you-- you gotta stay here, alright? Hardwon: Cobb. Cobb, come on. No. Murph: He keeps talking through you-- Cobb: Now don't go blaming yourself. I know you're gonna blame yourself. But-- Hardwon: Oh, fuck. Cobb: I ain't doing you a favor, alright? Hardwon: Aw, Cobb-- Cobb: You're doing me one. Hardwon: Let me die, Cobb! Cobb: Let this old man leave the world knowing that the kids are gonna be alright. Hardwon: No! The world's better with you in it than me! Cobb! What are you doing? Cobb: Look after Moonshine and Bev for me, yeah? Murph: You see he begins to walk, ahead of the other spirits, and turns back. Cobb: Or better yet, you tell Moonshine and Bev to look after you, dumbass! [Laughs] Jake: Hardwon laughs and sobs. Cobb: Keep it light! Murph: You see Cobb charges into battle, a ghostly reflection of his last stand. Cobb, as The Prodigal Sister fades out: Here's hopin' me an’ you get to find our way back to the crick, huh Moonshine?

[moon-warlock]

In another universe they get to fly around and have more adventures and nothing bad happens to any of them ever !!

(Red is telling some very exaggerated pirate story)

[update: I added the ID in alt text bc I forgot when originally posting!]