#ol' cobb

[whamber]

NADDPOD STICKERS ARE A GO!!! If you're interested in a sheet send me a message! they'll be $12USD per sheet (including shipping)

[dansnotavampire]

I need jake hurwitz to play gay and by that I mean I need campaign 3.5 war against gruumsh to canonise "cobb and hardwon fucked but only once"

[pseudo-soda]

i joined @naddpodgifting this year!! it was a lot of fun, this was my Ol' Cobb gift for @/tooonlink on ig! :^)

[figsbass]

hardwon coming back on a nat 20 during the battle where he finally forgave himself for the death of ol cobb when ol cobb's nat 20 death save was the moment they first became best friends. god. the parallels and paralleling too hard

[hecubashamburger]

Things I'll never forgive Murph for.

C1 ep 26 "You think I would give Ol' Cobb an off-screen death?"

C3 ep 32. Gives Ol' Cobb an off screen death

[th3b4dk1dzz]

NADDPOD spoilers:

If there is no fanart of Cobb being welcomed into Mellora's after life by Marabelle and Deadeye I will riot.

[incorrect-naddpod]

Cobb: Are your senses heightened?

Jolene: I think I might be pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider.

[sideblogdotjpeg]

drew some lil ol crick elves .....

[emiko-matsui]

galad rosell, matty big crits, the widow aka lydia stormborn, subway fight, teehee, ol' cobb, horny goats, sticky buns, beverlin kiss, airship, beverly's parents, i'll suck your fucking dick, the boy king, first one big bed, duncan pebblepot, i wanna be sedated montage, pawpaw in shoulder pads, green teen glee team, hubert duncap, thiala plot twist, discarded letters, egwene, walking sticks, nana kindleaf, etc etc etc etc

[heytherecentaurs]

“Cobb, I met Deadeye.”

“You met Vance?”

“Yeah. I met Vance. And he was real conflicted but he ended at a really good place. And I’ve been wanting to tell you about this for so long and I just didn’t get a chance to. And I don’t know if I will. So I just wanted to make sure I told you.”

“Is he all right?”

“Yeah.”

“Oh that’s good.”

“Yeah, he found his way back to The Crick.”

Underrated Emily moment. The waver in her voice. How she had to tell him. I love how it contextualizes all those times she asked where Cobb was.

[whamber]

Getting smashed on crick water at the Ol' Cobb Comedy Tour

[polarsirens]

M & C

I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE mr BRIAN MURPHY is fucking making me WEEP by roleplaying WITH HIMSELF a deceived and turned-asmodeus-worshipping-world-devouring-demon fungal queen, now briefly regaining her former self moments before death, and her first love who has never let another in his heart and lost an eye to her because he couldn’t bring himself to shoot her the first time. anyway i am not fucking okay. i began listenjng to naddpod because i thought it was a wonderful fun hilarious break in between d20

why do all these dnd campaigns enter my house cracking jokes then bash me over the head with heartbreak. me constantly rolling nat 1 on wisdom checks etc etc.

[operationslipperypuppet]

when moonshine was a child, cobb was the one to braid her hair. it was an easy enough way for him to care for the kid of his best friend in ways jolene couldn’t, and he’d always been good at it.

when moonshine’s druidic gifts manifested, when the mushrooms started popping up everywhere, but especially in her hair, he doubled down, and began to do it more. he had a talent for working around mushrooms in hair.

because he was, of course, the one who braided marabelle’s hair the entire time they were together (and even before they made it official).

moonshine asked him to help her learn how to do it herself, her fierce independence shining through even as a young child, and he was more than happy to comply. with incredible patience, on both their parts, she learned how to do it.

but she never quite felt as secure as when he did it for her. the old, familiar, comfort that it was.

under galaderon, when their trances had ended and they had to wait for their companions to wake up, she asked him to braid her hair for what was to come. he was more than happy to do it.

at the party before the fight against thiala, she found him at a fire and wordlessly sat in front of him. without missing a beat, continuing the story he was telling cooter, he worked around the thinking cap and tied her hair off nicely. and not a single strand slipped during the fight that followed, almost an entire day later. the storm, the fight, and even being a dragon were not enough to shake it. which was what she knew would happen when she asked.

[stone-stars]

so. blame @operationslipperypuppet for this one it's entirely their fault. turns out if you pose the question "what if prodigal sister was behind cobb's last stand" you discover that the answer is "it feels like even more of a goodbye."

Transcript:

[The audio of Cobb's last stand, but Kingshammer has been replaced with The Prodigal Sister.] Murph: And Hardwon, behind you, you hear a familiar voice. Ol' Cobb: Hey! Hey Hardwon! I don't know if you can hear me. Murph: You see the spirit of a lanky old crick elf, long white hair, eye patch, blunderbuss at his side. He shakes you as he speaks to you and-- it occurs to you right away that he's not talking to you right now. This is a-- a-- it feels like a recording, or a memory. And you realize that-- you didn't comprehend it at the time, but this was your last conversation with Cobb. He was speaking to you while you were knocked out. And it begins flooding back to you. Cobb: Gruumsh's guys saw me run up here. I'm-- I'm gonna take 'em a--as far as my old legs can run. But you-- you gotta stay here, alright? Hardwon: Cobb. Cobb, come on. No. Murph: He keeps talking through you-- Cobb: Now don't go blaming yourself. I know you're gonna blame yourself. But-- Hardwon: Oh, fuck. Cobb: I ain't doing you a favor, alright? Hardwon: Aw, Cobb-- Cobb: You're doing me one. Hardwon: Let me die, Cobb! Cobb: Let this old man leave the world knowing that the kids are gonna be alright. Hardwon: No! The world's better with you in it than me! Cobb! What are you doing? Cobb: Look after Moonshine and Bev for me, yeah? Murph: You see he begins to walk, ahead of the other spirits, and turns back. Cobb: Or better yet, you tell Moonshine and Bev to look after you, dumbass! [Laughs] Jake: Hardwon laughs and sobs. Cobb: Keep it light! Murph: You see Cobb charges into battle, a ghostly reflection of his last stand. Cobb, as The Prodigal Sister fades out: Here's hopin' me an’ you get to find our way back to the crick, huh Moonshine?

[moon-warlock]

In another universe they get to fly around and have more adventures and nothing bad happens to any of them ever !!

(Red is telling some very exaggerated pirate story)

[update: I added the ID in alt text bc I forgot when originally posting!]

[bardicindignation]

Re-listening to naddpod and I'm on the ep in Tales of the Crick where they all go into the fog, and Murph just said (after sending Cobb to lead off a giant snake) "You think I'm gonna give Ol' Cobb an offscreen death?" And now I'm just like fuck you you monster you would 😭😭😭