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raibebe · 2 years ago

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Once again, I am asking myself why people go so bonkers over size difference.

#like???#I don’t understand.#it wasn’t even in a y/n way. I gave up on understanding that #but like.#why are people obsessed with size?#okay. context #what prompted this was seeing a tweet that said something like:#omg Johnny is towering over mark. going insane etc.#and then my timeline was full of: omg jaemin is so much bigger than jeno #the other day #just. why?#I mean yeah. Jeno’s waist is tiny and slutty #but that’s it for me #that’s where it starts and ends #but people seem to really obsess over sizes and especially size difference #like size kink in reader insert fics isn’t new #the reader is almost always short and petite #(and the size kink is untagged lmao)#I don’t even know where I’m going with this anymore #lmao #I simply don’t get it #someone explain it to me #I feel like it’s an internet/celebrity crush thing #like you wouldn’t start dripping in the cereal isle just because a tall/buff dude walks by #okay very dramatic but point still stands #also probably the heteronormative ideal of a couple being a tall guy and a short woman #:]#fuck beauty standards #wow this went off topic lmao #congrats if you read until here

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shesmore-shoebill · 4 months ago

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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

#smosh #smosh pit #tntl #shayne topp #zac oyama #tommy bowe #try not to laugh #dropout #smosh tntl 149 for anyone looking for the full video! since this took off :)#okay this broke containment noticeably so some additional context for anyone wondering #guy in trench is zac oyama. extremely funny comedian. he's on a streaming service called dropout. I advise looking up 'Make Some Noise' on #yt and watching the full episodes/compilations available for free there #He is in a youtube video with Smosh cast in an improv format they do called 'Try Not To Laugh'. Smosh cast folks are also very funny- a good #proportion of them at this point are also prifessional comedians. There are other Try Not To Laugh videos. a LOT of them. they can be #hit or miss but a lot of them are quite good (blind pairs or the musical episodes are all pretty good)#Smosh has multiple channels- this one is called Smosh Pit ajd also has other stuff they do. Challenge Pit is also quite funny. there is also #smosh games channel. smosh cast channel. and the main smosh channel #tbh i recommend looking up compilations of cast members to figure out what content you might find compelling but they make a pretty broad #spread of stuff at this point so odds are decent youll find something funny. esp if you already watch dropout :)#ok infodump over. glad ppl are having fun with this lol

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paintedcrows · 10 days ago

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*through tears* HER LITTLE POG CHAMP

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quadrantadvisor · 18 days ago

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Thinking about DP x DC Jason Todd being a revenant again. Here's my scenario. Jason gets called that by some ghost. He's like "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" He's heard the term before but he doesn't know any actual lore. He googles it. He scrolls past the Leonardo DiCaprio bear movie. He opens the wiki. Sees the words "animated corpse" and gets a chill diwn his spine. He starts reading the first section.

He closes Wikipedia.

That night he has a nightmare that his family buried him, again, this time with precautions. He wakes up in his own grave, full of stones, too heavy to move, to scream.

#CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS #like reading this section in the context of jason is SO HORRIFYING #the idea of someone knowing it was possible for him to come back. to wake up down there. and wanting to keep him there #stay dead. we want you dead. you're too troublesome alive. you're meant to be down there.#so anyways. jason internalizing all this shit and feeling uncomfortable in his own body because he's thinking of it as a corpse #and of himself as haunting a place he doesn't belong #and then meeting danny and danny says 'wow you're a revenant aren't you! The dead so restless they can't bear to stay in their graves'#and he smiles. 'You're amazing. Your will is so strong'#and the Ghost King tells Jason 'You're alive but that doesn't mean you aren't one of mine. I will come for you'#and batman says 'we will keep you safe from that entity and his threats. you don't belong to him'#and jason says 'he didn't mean i was his possession. he said i was his responsibility. he said he would help me if i ever needed him'#and bruce sees the faraway look in his son's eyes and doesn't know what to say #okay I'm done #for now #dp x dc #dpxdc #revenant jason todd #danny phantom #dc #batfam #jason todd #my rambles #my writing

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bamsara · 3 months ago

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Lambert when the follower they were talking to suddenly gets scared and they haven't checked on Narinder in a while

#trod au #no context #okay some context:#i like writing how many times Narinder can just Appear / teleport behind the Lamb and they not realize it #and He just Stands There until they're done with their conversation or they notice him #have you ever had cats just Watch You before #mine do

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egophiliac · 3 months ago

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Since book 7 part 5 (the part where we meet Meleanor/Maleanor 👀) is coming to EN this month, i would love to see your take on lilia’s proposal to meleanor! i mean they were like little kids right? it couldn’t have been that serious…i think the only reason she even brought it up again is because she could tell lilia still genuinely loved her…(even if he didn’t realize it himself?) but, oh well! Let’s think about silly childhood shenanigans to numb the pain! ^_^ (orz)

oh shit?! get ready for a doozy guys, it's comiiiiiing ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I chickened out of posting the whole thing (look, I get VERY carried away when it comes to these wacky kids and their Tragedy), but I do believe that it probably ended with Lilia getting embarrassed and just shoving the first thing he sees into his mouth to try and cover for it.

(we're just lucky it wasn't a frog this time)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers #please excuse the Dissertation that's about to happen (i have too much headcanon about them)#they've been ambiguous about most of the fae aging/developmental stages (plus lilia and mel's species age differently)#so this is entirely me assuming based on context #but i think that lilia being ~99 was probably about the equivalent of 9-10ish?#(i don't think his age maps perfectly onto 'human age times 10') (if only because i absolutely do not believe general lilia is 29)#(but in this case it feels right to me)#and i think of meleanor as being just slightly older (like ~11-12ish)#so like...kids but not LITTLE-little kids #so i think lilia was serious in a 'i have a huge crush on you and i haven't thought beyond that' kind of way #and meanwhile mel was more cognizant of how their dynamic was basically #lilia: i would die for you #meleanor: that's dumb #(lilia 600 years later: man she was right. that was dumb.)#but yeah I think she might've assumed (or hoped) he would grow out of it #except whoops oh no it just got worse #and then raverne made things MORE complicated and you know honestly maybe getting murdered was kind of a relief #meleanor in heaven: well at least he won't accidentally raise my kid to have the exact same -- are you kidding me #(i have too many thoughts to express properly i'm sorry) (i just. love these morons a lot okay.)

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secretagentspydetectiveninja · 8 months ago

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posting this with absolutely no context

#am i a cryptid now? i log on like once in a blue moon to post cringe and then leave again #ace attorney #apollo justice #tikki #random stuff #my stuff #ooookay okay okay okay. anyone reading the tags can have a LITTLE context‚ as a treat #so. sitting on my ao3 currently is an unfinished fic with exactly this premise #i want to finish it so bad. it haunts me every day. people leave such nice comments and everything #but i just have no motivation. trust me i've tried #i thought that perhaps drawing it might finally kick my brain back into gear #i'm so sorry readers i'm sorry i WILL finish it i promise it's not abandoned #it was so much fuuuuun #tikki are you seeing this. cringefail author who keeps playing video games instead of writing lmao #anyway goodbye friends i am gone again. logging off once more

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motherspores · 8 months ago

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"average minecraft player makes 3 cults a year" factoid a statistical error. average minecraft player makes 0 cults a year. Cults Joel, who lives in a cave and starts a cult every time he joins a new minecraft server, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

#hermitcraft 10 #yes im counting sword fight club as potential cult material because of the original context of fight club #and [MOVIE SPOILERS] [MOVIE SPOILERS] [MOVIE SPOILERS]#smallishbeans #i guess. sure this is about him. it can go in the tab #mcyt #okay back to senior work ive got a show in 2 weeks.#cult ment

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radioactive-earthshine · 9 months ago

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Lots of fanon concepts haunt me but none do it more like "no metas in Gotham" bc this is not only 1.) false 2.) it was a concept for an elseworld's comic 3.) Bruce didn't say it 4.) do you really really think Batman has the authority to outright BAN an entire people from a city? and 5.) Duke.

#okay maybe other fanon concepts irritate me more but this one.... this one....#context: i was looking for core four fics and was disappointed

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zelkam · 11 months ago

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The Untamed + text posts [3/?]

#cqledit #The Untamed #Wei Wuxian #Lan Wangji #wangxian #mdzs #myedit #I had these text posts screenshotted since AGES and I finally looked at them like okay let's go #tho I would not be surprised if some of them were already been used in similar contexts but oh well

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morningsaidthemoon · 4 months ago

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Excerpt from The Song of Roland, translated by Norma Lorre Goodrich (Medieval Myths)

#THIS HAS BEEN A PET PROJECT. I FUCKING LOVE THE SONG OF ROLLAND #song of roland #clay does art #so. okay bear with me #the song of Roland / chanson de rollanz was an epic poem written in the 11th century about the real battle of Roncevaux Pass in #the 8th century.#so 11th c ? we are smack in those middle ages #and its old copies were recorded as illuminated manuscripts #yet! it is technically an epic!! its an epic poem!!!! I don’t believe there were many written between Roland and the Aeneid (19 BCE)#in the west?#so like . WILD COMEBACK!!#this comic (?) is me playing with this idea of both muddling and clarifying the reality (8th c. real battle. he died.)#with the context of the poem (11th c. chivalric code. this was the hamilton of the time I must assume)#the translation from old french (flows better in modern English than it does in modern french apparently?)#and me. making it a scrolling comic. inspiration from real armor of the 8th century #although 11th c manuscripts armor them like they’re contemporary #I did hand lettering! as a manuscript would be!!#but my composition is wildly different than theirs #I could go on ! but I shant. ty for reading #no id #< I do not. know how . I would do this one #long post #kinda

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itslilacokay · 2 months ago

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oh would you look at that

part 1!

#alan becker #animator vs animation #ava #ava tco #ava tsc #ava red #ava blue #ava yellow #ava green #aaaand thats all my post s3 thoughts let out!#iiiiii think #yeah thats it ? yeah #cho's slept for a day in this context by the way #ive heard stuff about the sticks percieving time longer than humans i think??#pretty sure its a headcanon other people have but either way i find it very interesting!#so with that in mind i think tco's 1 day “”coma“” probably felt like 942894 months for the cg idk i may be overshotting that #at least tco is okay now! yeah ...i say as i plan another angst comic with tco in itWOAH im talking too much i mean who said th #lilacsart

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daily-odile · 2 months ago

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played limbus company recently

#If I were to swap characters around odile would be in faust's position I think #isat #in stars and time #isat odile #isat au #day 119 #hm there is something off about this sketch that I just can't place but. it's clean enough to post I think #Okay I'm debating on posting au odiles or odiles in different outfits for october #Might be fun #Might also actually open inbox and see what requests seem managable atm #Or might just post simple no context odiles just to get back in the flow of posting odiles #we'll see!

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infamous-if · 9 days ago

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Watching the new arcane season gives me a new feeling of dare I say…empathy for Avina because being the side piece that’s just there to scratch that itch that’ll never go away would have me crashing out to the stars

i wish i had context for this but i actually *just* started watching arcane yesterday and im only like 15 minutes in pffft but yes same! i think it’ll always be difficult to live up to what MC and 7 had

#inbox #seven lawless #avina khanna #don’t spoil the show for me in my inbox OKAY #I’m fine with no context rn! hahaha

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gremlingirlsmell · 6 months ago

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"i dislike the terms tme and tma" why do you dislike terms that are useful for transfems discussing their systematic opression? do you dislike the terms cis, hetero, white, too? you need to understand that tme & tma are not created to make "new binaries" or whatever, theyre for discussing our real material opression. realize how close you are to saying that transmisogyny isnt "real" or that it "affects everyone". do you also think reverse racism exists, or that homophobia or misogyny targets cis hetero men instead of benefitting them? or do you believe in intersectionality until it's about trans women and transfems, then the intersection of misogyny and transphobia basically becomes meaningless? you "dislike" when transmisogyny is brought up, just as existing?

#jeady rambles #transmisogyny #the context btw is that someone said this on a post about a transfem who has been perma banned for being harassed #and basically said this agreeing with her harassers. but saying the harassment & suspensions where too much like no reflection at all there #and what did she the transfem get harassed & perma banned for?#opening up about being abused and threatened with a knife by a tme person in her life #imagining reading that and going 'okay thats fucked up but i still dont like trannies talking about their opression dynamics in society'#fix your heart or die

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mamawasatesttube · 28 days ago

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what WERE tim and kon doing in that closet together that made kon have to get dressed afterwards anyway? wrong answers only. i'll start i think they were playing two person strip poker but tim cheated like a motherfucker. actually wait that doesn't make this sound any less gay. um. hold on. there's gotta be something. um

#rimi talks #this was gonna be a bit but that actually doesn't sound any less gay than gay sex. okay. well #let me try again. um......#like there's the boring option (kon was changing out of a hospital gown and... tim was there too... for some reason...)#that STILL sounds gay god dammit #had the thought maybe tim just wanted kon to strip for a minute to verify he really wasn't hurt? BUT THAT ALSO IS STILL GAY.#graduation day is certainly a comic that exists but truly the closet bit is so .#winick you mad bastard etc #like i don't Actually think they fucked in there in terms of how i see their relationship progression in any canon adjacent context #but my GOD is it funny. sfhksfklsfgj #timkon #tim #kon

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