#okay- boop

[whatudottu]

I am endlessly entertained (perhaps that's the wrong word) by the concept that Knock Out was only ever doctor adjacent and just switched from a cosmetic surgeon to a full blown medic during the war, especially since apparently in human medicine you don't have to have a doctorate as a cosmetic surgeon, at minimum only needing their basic initial medical training.

But I've also been thinking of it shattered too, Shattered Glass specifically.

I mean, I could hypothetically keep SG Knock Out as a cosmetic surgeon, but why would a cosmetic surgeon not practice what they preach and at least look a little nice. Going with a literally shattered Knock Out, would you trust a bot that looks like he walked out fresh from a car crash to make your finish shine? Probably not, but he'll do it...

Though, not in the same way one might as a cosmetic surgeon do (beautician?)

If SG!KO is so hellbent on keeping every scar and only really fixing anything if it reduces the integrity of armour (Knock Out may scoff at scuffed paint but he isn't an idiot), what if frankly he's unused to working on anyone that was ever remotely alive, especially himself who would need to be alive to do anything in the first place. A scar here, a scrape there, battle hardened warriors on their deathbed might want to look grand and imposing even in death, no wayward medic is gonna make that body look pristine and perfect just to erase the story of what had happened.

So instead of being a cosmetic surgeon, Shattered Glass Knock Out may have been a mortician, perfectly adept at making a corpse shine without erasing the features the dearly departed so diligently requested, though gussying up a comatose body is a lot more living than he's particularly used to.

Part of what makes this funny (in perhaps a horrifying way) is that Knock Out uh has no history with being a doctor OR as a licensed medical professional; you don't need a to worry about the hippocratic oath if the patient you're working on hasn't been alive for a whole month. What counts as an open wound fresh from stabbing versus an old wound one wears proudly is if there's any live wires or leaking fuel actively compromising the integrity of a bot's frame. Buffing and waxing a living mecha's armour is different when there are still active nanites working their way on and throughout the body giving their vibrant armour colours. Stemming the flow of actual liquid energon versus the congealed clots of cold dead fuel is an entirely different experience than what Knock Out had been doing over and over again before he had to be a medic.

Trial and error, where the errors lead back into KO's expertise, dealing with the dead and following the wishes of the deceased; a new term to agree upon came about with the war, to harvest what can be salvaged and be stored (for as long as they will live) for spare parts.

If baseverse Knock Out was a charming, outgoing, and sociable mech, SG Knock Out isn't used to bodies (patients, mecha) walking around and talking. One of the first time he was fixing a finish, first time using the stuff for the living, he nearly clawed off his own work when the mech made conversation; the ensuing joke of 'having a BREAKDOWN' didn't stop the groan and eye roll from being his next response. He doesn't so much as flinch at a dead looking finish, the kinda grey you look at an immediately associate with a corpse, but he can certainly tell the difference from a hue of nanites and the absence of their activity. At the cordial 'Doctor Knock Out' sent his way, he has to shut himself up correcting them, for as true as he may say he isn't a doctor it isn't particularly assuring for the bot in charge of your medical care states blandly he doesn't have a license; not many do, but saying it aloud doesn't help anyone.

Working during the war KO has accrued a few scars of his own, never makes it the end of the solar cycle with a pristine finish... and not just because he doesn't really care to start the day with a fresh coat. Armour often left dented though repaired when split, face and portions of protoform littered with nicks and cuts and sometimes gaping wounds, sealed shut not with welding but a mesh net he had once used as a mortician for those very same scars, whatever bleeding there long since healed. The missing optic is inconvenient, though not quite as terrible as losing a few parts from his fingers, their delicate work hampered with some missing tips, another near fully gone.

Some of them have stories, others a quick flash. There was a bomb in a body, that took his fingers. There was a welding torch, the light burned his optic. A wound on his side, that was from a lucky shot.

He is his own walking autopsy.

[shurinpat]

booped out

[baeglbites]

Boops gone wrong

Inspired by this lovely post lol

[bklily]

What a good prank guys!! He's truly the fool of April!!!!

Bonus: I'd love to see a plot in Season 6 where Felix and Marinette have to find increasingly insane ways to break the news to Adrien about everything he's in the dark for.

[hithisiszooz]

SUPER DANNY 0

MADCAT 1

KO!!!

[leapdayowo]

Isa is the one with a nightmare, as a treat :)

Ya know, obviously Siffrin (whose name auto correct keeps changing to suffering, which is pretty fitting lol) went through hell and back with the loops. All the angsty art and fics around that I totally get and love to see, however I like to imagine the toll their whole journey took on everyone…

It’s brought up in the game how the King’s power over Vuagarde had a huge impact on Bonnie with their sister + with Mirabelle having the weight of saving a country on her shoulders, but I can’t recall if anything was brought up with Isa and Odile? (Oh nooOOoOo, how awful I can’t remember! Guess I’ll just have to rewatch a let’s play of the game again! What a shame… /j) So yeah :3 Nightmares for everyone! Though Sif definitely has gotten quite a lot more baggage from their journey (which I do intend to make art of eventually..)

[thatonechocogirl]

OUGH

*explodes*

[crowleys-bentley-and-plants]

Never gonna boop you up

Never gonna boop you down

Never gonna run around and boopboop you

Never gonna make you boop

Never gonna say boopboop

Never gonna tell a lie and boop you

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Me @ everyone who took me up on my offer and absolutely obliterated my notifications with your boop spam XD <3

[madfantheyinablueblog]

My fatal flaw would be trying to pet Sutekh

[roxannepolice]

Anyway, different Thoscheis get booping option

Academy era (it's time defiance on that plate)

Threegado

Fiveainley

Sevenainley

Eightroberts

Tensimm

Twissy

TDF trio

Spydoc

Fourteen and that tooth (saxteen)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Hey since today is apparently... boop day (what is this hellsite), I have a fun fact for you!

My doggy, Roxie, actually knows to give boops. When I ask her for a boop, she comes up and boops her nose against mine!

(She also knows kissy, she comes and kisses me on the cheek)

Here's a picture of her as Rudolph during Christmas, coz why not. AND HEY, TECHNICALLY SINCE SHE WAS DRESSED UP, SHE WAS ALSO CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN ON CHRISTMAS! A TRUE TUMBLR DOGGY!

@1800ineedshelp @zonzolik @random-doctor-on-the-internet @howmanyholesinswisscheese @arkytiorlecter GET BOOPED BY ROXIE! IDK IS THIS A TAG GAME? WHO KNOWS.

GET BOOPED BY ROXIE ANYWAY, ALL OF YOU WHO SEE THIS!

[skinreflectsthesun]

“She wore poetry”

[jojo-schmo]

is it really considered a self-boop if your Mirror World counterpart boops you…..???

[greyias]

BOOP

[lizaisdrawing]

RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY

RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU

OOPSIE

💃