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It's so funny that everyone immediately called Eddie gay for doing the Risky Business dance and he is but he also just beat for beat recreated what Tom Cruise did in Risky Business and. well.
#‘ryan did it sexier and better’ okay first of all tom is 19 here and is supposed to be a child dancing around his living room#furthermore. no. I love ryan but no. hope this helps.#it’s not supposed to be sexy it’s supposed to be freeing and awkward and funny you’re just attracted to a 37 year old over a 19 year old#I’m very glad you’re all more sexually attracted to the 37 year old over the 19 year old who looks 12 but don’t lie.#911 abc#Eddie Diaz#tom cruise#risky business#911 poasting#just as an aside: if you want to grasp how long tom cruise has been a movie star—thee movie star#he already had a star on the walk of fame by the time ryan guzman was born
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baby’s first homicide case
(inspired by supernatural’s painfully awkward season 1 promos)
#i love jaybin#you know how your parents make you stand for the world’s most awkward photoshoots with your siblings#no just me okay#dick grayson#jason todd#dc robin#robin#nightwing#batman#batfam#jaybin#he’s just happy to be there#jim gordon#commissioner gordon#art#drawing#artists on tumblr#digital art#bat family#bat fam#dc#dc comics#dc fanart
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I wanted to introduce this freak and another guy for 2 years now, so majority of these drawings are pretty old 😭😭 His name is Nyoka Wadjet, and he’s one of my personal favorite boys I only ever teased on and off. I meant to get his ref drawings fixed up and cleaned, but tbh, that realistically wasn’t happening so I just compiled a bunch of mock ups I attempted as is. The quality isn’t up to snuff for my liking, but the trade off is a short bio that’s actually legible. Wooooo~
He’s twisted from/inspired by Ushari from The Lion Guard. (Ushari is explicitly stated to be an Egyptian Cobra in-series, so I primally looked at the real life animal as most beastmen tend to, but hopefully those who know about Ushari can still see the allusions.) I hope people like him as much as I have over the years, he’s one of my favorites 👉👈🥺
Bonus:
Ko-fi
#my art#twst oc#Nyoka Wadjet#twisted wonderland#JAMIL ALREADY TOOK THE SNAKE SHIT SO THATS AWKWARD. but its okay. this guy has plenty of other issues.#prayers that the game doesnt break all the lore made up for him outside of the school.#leona kingscholar#also to anyone who saw the og post yes the files are different now. i made corrections
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My first ever comic con! And first cosplay too. Of course it's gonna be my boy :] Ramblings about the process are under the cut(Let me know if?? You would want me to elaborate with process images for any of the steps?)
The costume took me forever to make, as I've never done any machine sewing, sculpting, fabric dying or spray painting before but learning all of these was so fucking fun!! I never realised just how many different skills go into making a cosplay but it was so worth it!!!
Almost all of the clothes(except the hat) were purchased first as bases, but all of the detailing was added by me. All of the fabric used was originally just scraps that I was given for free so I needed to learn how to dye and dye all of the stars, they were originally white.
The sewing machine was its own beast that brought me tons of frustration from the lack of skill and knowledge (it was devastating to find out that 95% of fuck ups were my fault and not the machine's lmao). But as a result, a hat sewn from scratch, all of the fur trims, embroidery on the corset, stars and the collar(which is very hard to see on the pictures unfortunately) was all added manually. The stars and the stripes(on the back of the cape) were attached using heat-and-bond adhesive (I WISH I knew about such thing just when I started working on this. It would save me so much time and nerves.)
Then I found out about polymorph(mouldable plastic) and it has become the next thing I wanted to learn, to sculpt the claws and the fangs(yes, they're handmade jfksjs). The claws I then primed and painted in trillion coats because I wasn't satisfied with the colour of the spray paint. The fangs I moulded to my own teeth and then stained with tea to match the colour of my teeth :)c
As for makeup, I used Mehron Paradise water activated paints. At first I wanted to try to save money and bought myself Snazaroo instead, which unfortunately turned out to be a waste. Snazaroo didn't hold on my face for longer than 2 hours, cracking and peeling awfully. Mehron on the other hand survived 11 hours of me smiling, talking, emoting and such and didn't even crease at the smile lines(I'm actually shocked about that). It obviously works like any other makeup which means your skin texture and wrinkles won't go anywhere but Mehron's elasticity pleasantly surprised me. It did obviously smear from sweat and saliva(if you're eating and licking your lips) but if you don't touch the skin it just dries again, self setting. But if it's dry it's fully smear-proof. Highly recommend!
And last but not least, I've decided against painting my hands as it was very risky that I will stain everything I touch at the smallest hint of sweat. So instead I got myself gloves-tights(? Not sure how they're called but it's made from the same fabric as tights) and painted them with normal acrylic paint(did you know you could dye fabric with acrylic paint? I personally didn't), then heat set with an iron and voilà, they're reusable, my hands are not stained after an exhausting day and I don't stain everything I touch. It worked wonderfully which honestly was a surprise as I was really sceptical that acrylic paint will somehow stay in place.
I think this whole thing took me minimum of 6 months with big-big breaks for my school and life in general. But I'm really proud! This project taught me so many new skills and I couldn't have been happier about learning new knowledge, even if it sucked to fail in the meantime.
Everyone at the con was really nice and gave me a large confidence boost even tho it was my first time and I had no idea what I was doing. Taking photos with other people was really awkward/new for me as I hate cameras so I really had no idea how to pose/behave in front of one. But that's okay I think. This whole experience definitely made me want to do this again, so I think that will come with experience. Thank you for reading this far, hope you enjoyed this little summary :)
#my art#cosplay#biting the hand that feeds au#moondrop#fnaf moondrop#fnaf moon#moondrop fnaf#moon fnaf#bhtf moondrop#i had such a good time#little awkward moments of me being autistic and not reading social cues and/or having trouble processing didn't go anywhere#but that's okay#i don't think i was ever complimented as much as i was complimented at the con so that's a W#artist alley was definitely an experience of me just finding out how actually autistic i am#because i really Am Not Interested in anything aside from my special interests#literally got myself a singular Moon sticker and a singular Mothman print#that's it lmfaooo#i also had people come up to me to just give me a tiny plastic newborn toy and run away#10/10 hilarious#bhtf au#i MIGHT just draw Moon in some of those poses because 👀#also maybe will make a separate post just showing off all of the details that are not as noticeable on camera? maybe? if yall would want#the cape and the hat ARE SO FUCKING FLUFFY#thank you silvermizuki for the fur🫵
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partly insp. by this post from @malewifesband but i wanted to draw the before + after of this hug between laios and kabru
#dunmeshi#laios touden#kabru of utaya#labru#laios x kabru#cave scribbles#the first angle is awkward to draw#but i wanted it to be like. laios leaning his head against kabru's#almost like hes leaning in to whisper something#but really he just wants to be extra close fjkdbjhfgn#the second one is just. kabru affectionate headbunt#(i hope its okay tagging you also dfjbvnkfd)
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My angsty brain: So… Callum’s Dad died of some kind lung condition, eh? Sure would be a shame if that was hereditary
#listen I don’t write the parallels between Callum and Viren okay#canon does#but ooof#imagine THAT one#Callum and Rayla’s kiddo sick and dying#of a condition Callum is pretty sure he passed on somehow?#it would eat him up inside ok#soooo much angst potential#ok#I’m going to step away from my keyboard now#tdp#the dragon prince#snake boi callum#tdp spoilers#callum#tdp callum#not tagging ‘rayllum’ coz we’re doing good#not going to bring us down right now#apart from Katolis being destroyed that is#otherwise good#ignore the last few seconds of canon from the rayllum perspective#so callum doens’t know and is just a happy boy#woo got my gf and her awkward semi-nake dad#who killed my dad#but I’m cool#cool cool coool cool coool cool cool#giveusthesaga
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[requests are closed] Anon i'm sorry this is so late I finished these months ago. I meant to draw more but never got around to it UUUH. SORRY SLDKJSLDGKJSD I love them so much. I need to draw them more. ;;v;;
-NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-
#isa doobles requests#isa's fanart#insertsomthinawesome#October2023#Twisted wonderland#twst#Cater Diamond#Trey Clover#twst cater#twst trey#i desperately need more of their awkward 'we were best friends but then riddle happened and now we pretend like everything is okay#while secretly knowing nothing i okay' dynamic#Trey is that bestie who does not do social media so whenever you need it you can give him all the tea SLDFKJSDLKJGSD#I'd actually drawn cater before this. But like. Never posted it WHEEZE#that's happened a lot with twst actually go figure.#I DREW THIS AGES AGO.... LIKE. BACK IN APRIL OR SOMETHING.#PROBABLY LATER THAN THAT#ANON I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO POST. I LIED TO MYSELF THINKING I'D FIND TIME TO DRAW MORE#NO. I WAS BOO BOO THE FOOL
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When you catch feelings for the tarnished you beat 1000000 times (open shirt was Mohg’s idea)
#morgott the omen king#elden ring#mohg lord of blood#all hail luminary mohg!#pride and predjudice 2005#okay but morgott could easily pass as a powerful yet introverted lord with a heart of gold and the temperament of an awkward mannequin#hated yet loves despite….hmmm sounds familiar#morgott x tarnished#forget abt detailed horns#my art
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no you don't understand. when byler kiss i need them to be gasping into each other's mouths and holding onto each other for dear life. i need them to be shoving each other into things and knocking things over because they're so desperate to be closer. i need them grinning like idiots against each press of lips. i need tears. i need forehead touches. i need hands running down each others' bodies. i need
#let them be desperate okay.#let them make out sloppy#also like. please remember that will has not kissed anyone. and assuming that he doesnt start kissing dudes randomly during the timeskip#then mike will be his first kiss. so like. let them be clumsy and awkward about it is what im saying#let them knock shit over like wilhelm and simon did that one time#ok sorry im normal can u tell 👍 puttinf them in terrariums#stranger things#mike wheeler#will byers#byler#st.txt
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The Tim Drake Heartthrob Conspiracy – Part 2: A Heartthrob with Loser Rizz
So, Tim Drake is Gotham’s newest heartthrob. Cool, right? Except, well… there’s one tiny problem.
For all the brooding good looks, the sharp jawline, and that mysterious allure that has Gotham swooning, Tim Drake has absolutely no game. Like, zero. Nada. It’s a full-blown mystery how this man, who looks like he belongs on magazine covers, can be such a disaster in the romance department.
It all started with his date after that iconic moment when he rolled into the Batcave in that tailored suit. Everyone expected the night to go smoothly. It was Tim, after all—Mr. CEO, Mr. I-Can-Run-A-Multi-Billion-Dollar-Company. Surely, that would translate to his love life, right?
Wrong.
The next morning, Dick was the first to catch Tim yawning over his third cup of coffee. “Rough night?” he asked with a knowing smirk.
Tim just groaned, “I fell asleep on the rollercoaster.”
Dick blinked. “Wait, you fell asleep? On the rollercoaster?”
Tim sighed, rubbing his eyes. “I hadn’t slept in two days, and it was… kinda relaxing? The adrenaline and all.”
And that was just the beginning.
Steph found out later that Tim had somehow managed to spill soda on his date twice—once while trying to explain a complicated merger (because who doesn’t love business talk on a date?) and then again when he tripped over his own chair. By the end of the night, his date probably thought she was being pranked.
Cass, being Cass, summed it up perfectly: “Tim is Gotham’s biggest heartthrob, but he’s also Gotham’s most awkward date.”
Jason, of course, had to weigh in. “This is the same guy who walked into a glass door because he was distracted by a text.”
Let’s not forget the infamous “flower shop incident.” Tim, trying to be romantic, went to pick up flowers before another date, but things quickly went south. How? Well, let’s just say, when you knock over five vases, trip into a display of roses, and end up covered in petals, it’s hard to look suave.
By the time the Batfam heard about that little misadventure, Damian had had enough. “Drake, how is it that you have the charisma of a plank of wood?”
Still, Tim doesn’t mean to be such a disaster. It’s just, well, life seems to have it out for him when he’s trying to impress someone. He once spent an entire dinner talking about the intricacies of encryption algorithms—his date didn’t even make it to dessert. And don’t even mention the time he thought bringing homemade spreadsheets to a movie date would be cute. (Spoiler: It wasn’t.)
Yet, somehow, despite all of this, the mystery of Tim Drake continues to deepen. People are still thirsting after him. The forums are still buzzing with talk of his “quiet charm” and “endearing quirks.” Even his awkward moments somehow manage to add to his appeal, giving him this relatable, down-to-earth vibe that no one in Gotham can seem to resist.
And so, the Batfamily remains baffled. Tim may be Gotham’s biggest heartthrob, but when it comes to actual dating?
He’s a disaster wrapped in a perfectly tailored suit.
#tim drake#batfam#tim is gothams biggest heartthrob but also the biggest date disaster#somehow he keep pulling baddies despite having no rizz and a reputation for awkward dates#the bats are baffled#they wonder how this guy is still getting dates???#being a disaster just makes him more wanted#everyone makes their own version of a game 'what would happen if i went on a date with tim drake'#where they try to create the most bizzare scenarios of tim drake on a date and who ever has the craziest or most awkward scenario wins#i'll never be over the fact that he once fell asleep on a rollercoaster during a date#tim is so wanted by everyone bcs they all want to experience on of his infamous dates for themselves#they dont believe it could be that bad right?#they're all wrong#it is that bad#but its okay he makes up for it with endearing apologies and thoughtful gifts for the inconvenience#it just makes him more desirable honestly
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Ed + 😬 Teef
#OFMD#Our Flag Means Death#ofmd gifs#ofmdedit#ofmdblog#ofmddaily#ofmdsource#Edward Teach#Taika Waititi#OFMD Season 2#OFMD S2 Trailer#Edit#I just CAN'T with these faces#I keep giggle snorting every time I sEE THEM#JUST#T E E F#GRIMACING AWKWARD SCREAMING INSIDE TEEF HSDJKSL#see he and stede are perfect for each other okay#because they're really just SO faces#it's also driving me somewhat insane that we went from him throwing the BIGGEST heart eyes possible#to THIS#though i will say#it'll be incredible to see the sort of faces he's pulling again once they've HEALED#LIKE THE CONTRAST TO THIS WILL BE BONKERS I'M SURE
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inside out 2 if it was filmed in my head:
#yes this is me saying i watch abbott elementary pls i love em sm i-#abbott elementary#janine teagues#gregory eddie#melissa schemmenti#barbara howard#ava coleman#jacob hill#special mention to mr.johnson too!!#i mean it's just#it's perfect okay ngl-#i have a friend said that i remind him of janine and another friend that backed that up and it's funny how she said#“healthier version tho” hahsjahshah#i love em#i have an anxious sunshine baby#a suave yet still dorky ass man#epic diva with epic bitch ass moves#angry italian woman#✨mother✨#silly awkward gay man#inside out 2#disney#summer.txt#summer.jpg
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dumb tma fic idea: when michael becomes the distortion it's still technically bound to the eye because his contract never ended with the institute/the eye. and he has to come in like once a week to do paperwork or he'll feel ill
#bro imagine#elias: oh michael can you organise these folders pls? thanks#*an hour later*#michael: here's your paperwork :) *sets it down on the table and it clips into the fucking underground tunnels* whoopsies. okay bye#idk i find the concept of it being extremely angry about having to do mundane office work very funny#the interactions with gertrude omg....#first week would be awkward as hell like#michael: hello gertrude :)#gertrude#who did not anticipate this:...hello michael#passive aggressively taking statements#michael: hi welcome to the magnus institute- omg hi i haven't seen you in ages! ! ! how are you! ! !#his latest victim that somehow managed to get out: What The Fuck#tma michael#tma#michael tma#michael#michael distortion#michael the distortion#tma the distortion#the distortion#idk i may be the only one who finds this funny.... idk
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confessions
#hankcon#detroit become human#my art#hank anderson#connor detroit#this can be read either way#i initially started this out while i was sad and i drew connor#i think that if connor were to confess first he would get rejected at the beginning by hank deflecting it awkwardly#but then i was okay while drawing and somehow it ended up kind of sweet if you look at it from another angle#so that hank is the one confessing here#but also connor is going absolutely rigid in a very soft way#i like that intepretation because you cant see connors face so you dont know what hes thinking aside from what you can take from his body#language#its either a happy piece or a sad piece if you want it so!#i like to think it gets awkward at first but then they make up later#they both have a lot to sort out about themselves! but they bring out the better in each other#and in my timeline they are intertwined enough that theyre inseperable#thats enough ramblings for now love and peace 🤞🤞
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I just know James, Lily, Marlene, and Sirius had a riot when Remus married Tonks like:
“He did not!!”
“That’s like- my niece?? I die, and he marries my niece!”
“Well, he had to marry into the Black family somehow…”
“Come on guys this is clearly a lavender marriage, no way that girl is straight.”
#In order of James sirius lily and marlene#nymphadora tonks#I am a firm believer she is a lesbian#remus lupin#wolfstar#james potter#lily evans#marlene mckinnon#sirius black#okay even if Sirius and Remus didn’t date that would still be awkward as hell like my niece??#it’s even worse if you headcanon jegulus#Sirius: First James now you Remus
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2 children forced to playdate at a party their parents attended 38 injured 6 dead 0 dumpsters emptied
#minori: his boss is really nice to him but hes the wifes ex and the secretary likes the garbage ma i mean husband but he wont cheat so#he tries to set the boss and secretary up and they like each other but its not professional so now the husband has to save her from an#awkward working environment since its all his fault but he did it for his wife so its okay#teru: sword slash to the chest. also ure on fire.#mob psycho 100#mp100#minori asagiri#teruki hanazawa#metukikart#comic
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