#okay but SERIOUSLY

[demigods-posts]

it's heart breaking knowing that there is a strong parallel between percy and luke's upbringing. both had distant fathers. both had loving mothers who would do anything to protect them. both grew resentful of the gods even as they embodied the roles of pawns in their game of chess. and yet. luke's story is what blends into the wallpaper. lurks in the background like a descending melody in a thundering chorus. something we aren't made aware of until it's too late.

[s1ushyz]

Jesus christ frank 😭

[junjou-laina]

that one time durante and golbez tried to recruit zero

[egophiliac]

Wait, is Lilia canonically 700? I thought he was thousands of years old. Did I miss something in Chapter 7....

I thought so too! the stuff about his real birthday being lost to time, the way he talks about the planetary alignment thing that only happens every 100 years, and other things like that made me think he was waaaay older than he is. but nope, in 7-26 he says he's just shy of turning 700! (so he's actually like. 699.) his particular type of fae can live to around 1000, but he's running down early because he pushed himself too much when he was younger (and also he plays too many online games) (he was probably not serious about that but c'mon, man, at least use a blue-light filter or something).

meanwhile, Mal is from a much longer-lived race that doesn't even reach adulthood until 1000 (500 is young adult, and 200 is still a little fledgeling dragon baby). Lilia doesn't say exactly how old he is, except that he's developmentally a "little" older than the third-years (so like about 20 in dragon years? ...can Leona sense this. is this part of why he sees Malleus as his Eternal Rival.) which means he's probably somewhere around or just under 500.

...I just realized that, depending on when it happened, this means Lilia might've been, like, mentally a teenager during the flashback of The Time Baby Malleus Almost Killed Everybody. he's just had Dad Instincts his entire life, I guess.

[alecvolturiswifeforever]

telling alec volturi the castle is haunted 𝜗𝜚 ׅ ۫ blurb

“No! I’m telling you the door opened by itself! Think about all the people you have all chomped down on- oh my god! They’re out to get revenge and they’re targeting me!” You screeched, jumping as a bang sounded from down the corridor. Alec let out an unusually loud laugh. You however, was still very much freaking out.

“What was that? What the fuck was that?” You tried to peer down the dark hallway, your human eyes only doing so much to aid in your search as well as beginning to play tricks on you, causing you to whine. “Alec-“

The genuine fear in the noise stopped his laughter and he opened his arms for you to step into, though he couldn’t help but snort at your next words.

“I’m telling you this place is haunted..!”

“Sweetface, I can promise you it’s not. The castle is old, there are bound to be a few noises.”

“But the door-“

“My love, did you have a window open?”

“uh… I think so…?” Your face flushed a bright red. He sighed in defeat before chuckling, bringing you closer and kissing the crown of your head gently.

“What am I going to do with you?”

[alpinefrsh]

*Bullies you with their combined uber autism*

Bonus comic-

I just think having Tommyinnit there would fix things, y'know?

[goo-goober]

the neurodivergent urge to kiss and cuddle and hold your friends hand bc the social rules of how we are supposed to show affection are dumb and bad

[blastadiamond]

i want to complain, but din djarin is truly living his greatest dream right now. the side character! he’s going around straight chilling, redeeming himself and showing off with his cool baby that can jump really high. does it matter that he has the darksaber? apparently not. is he the one on a journey because of the mythosaur? nope. is he aware in any way of the political discourse happening in the core? no fucking way. but was he the one to save that foundling out of the clutches of a beast? you bet your ass he was. it’s everything he’s ever wanted, just to vibe with his son around a bunch of vaguely cool concepts and in a story that is thematically incoherent

[pumpkinpenguin]

before i forget here was my halloween art for instagram that i definitely and totally posted on time yesterday mhm mhm!!!

will the masses ever tire of me drawing mad scientist donnie??? we will see

[officially-konata]

I hate when people call me a tiktok therian because i wear gear a lot and make masks and shit, because no, i found the term on reddit back in covid and started questioning with hours of research on multiple social media platforms, and have been a therian for multiple years. there is no such thing as a tiktok therian, stop gatekeeping our community, we are should be one of the most accepting communties. should we not? reminder that all therians are valid

[angel-mira]

On an unrelated note, anyone else a fan of happy endings?

[the-stars-were-his]

OMG PJO SEASON 2 IS ANNOUNCED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[starladyshifts]

⋆ ⋅ Gravity Falls dr scenario ⋅ ⋆

*Stanford and Bill, arguing*

Wendy, staring with a raised eyebrow: Those are your dads, huh, what's up with that?

Me, not sure if those two are arguing or flirting: It's complicated. But let's just say I'm the product of a very messy divorce and they're fighting over custody.

[howlngforyou]

I wore a comfy skirt to work today and all I can think about is getting bent over.

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I'm not normal

[lynnospen]

I love the way u draw Scott and Martyn *blows them up with my mind* <3

I LOVE YOU have a little scott

[demaparbat-hp]

For the Spirits—Chapter III: Keep Your Plans

At the risk of feeling dumb, check in

It's not worth the risk of losing a friend

Even if they say:

“Just keep your plans, I hope

That you never have to drop

Anything for me.”

—At The Risk Of Feeling Dumb by Twenty One Pilots

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Yume had to resist the urge to sigh. She already knew how this would go. All roads led to tea, Pai Sho, and no straight answers. If she could go back in time and reach out to her younger self, she’d warn the tired face in the mirror to enjoy Iroh’s company while he still made sense.

She cursed the Crew under her breath, doing her best to give the General a smile back or, at least, keep a straight face.

Why did I even say yes to this?