#Helluva Boss Mastermind

[blitzwhore]

Please excuse me while I *falls on their knees, starts sobbing*

[kailemetal]

hello againn, i love stolitz <3

[what-th3fucc]

the fact this man used all his brainpower to figure out if pussy is spelled with a Y or an E and he still spelled it wrong makes him so much more entertaining (and kinda endearing)

he spelled

“cunt”

“pusse”

“bumhole”

“dongbawlz”

bonus: StolASS knocking down his blocks and then harassing him 😔

yeah I would be pissed too Mammon

[fizziepopangel]

What would happen if Stolas fails to make it on time to save Blitzo from being executed?

What would the ramifications be if she killed or try to kill Andrealphus? Would Moxxie and Millie go along with this revenge or try to stop Loona before she makes things worse?

I could imagine the monument Loona snaps is when she sees Blitzo's head roll on the floor. She feels nothing. Then she looks at Andrealphus, and then she snaps, breaks out of her restraints, and attacks Andrealphus killing him, who didn't see this coming, shocking everybody in court.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Babes, this is a good one!!!

Only Vengeance Now

“Just… Just take care of Loona for me.” Blitz said to Moxxie and Millie as the chains sprang to life, dragging him to his knees suddenly. “I love you guys.”

No. I thought as he fell to his knees and he let his head rest on the chopping block. I wanted to scream, beg them for some sort of mercy, or to let me trade places with him. Despite everything I had said and done over the years since he had taken me in, Blitz was…  He was all the family I knew. He was my hero; my home…. I knew somewhere deep inside, he wouldn’t be around forever, but it couldn’t happen like this. This was a joke. A cruel joke; just a bad dream that I would wake up from.

The executioner raised their axe. This can’t be happening. Not like this. Please. I squeezed my eyes shut, but it did nothing to keep me from hearing the whoosh of the blade as it cut through the air. 

There was a thump, then just a thick silence as the metallic smell of blood filled the room.

“Blitz…..” Millie whimpered beside me, her sobs mixing with Moxxie’s beside me.

“Oh my Lucifer…” A familiar voice whispered in shock. “What have you done?”

My eyes opened despite my mind begging me not to look… Bile rose in my throat as I looked over to where my dad stood just moments ago, a sea of black pooling around where his head had dropped. “Dad…”

“Loona, don’t look.” Millie said, a hand reaching toward me. She kept talking, and I knew she was touching me, but I couldn’t tear my eyes from the scene. He had been there just a second ago…. And now he was just… gone. 

Time seemed to slow as I stared at the sight in front of me. My mind was buzzing with every time he hugged me, every time he held me when I cried, every pancake breakfast, every stupid gift he had ever given me, and everything he wouldn’t get to see me do, but at the same time, my mind was blank; I felt everything and nothing all at once….. I didn’t even notice when they unmuzzled me until I felt a pair of arms drape around my shoulders.

Looking beside me, Stolas stood there, an arm around my shoulder and tears in his eyes as he looked at me. I think he wanted to say something, but the voice that cut through the haze of thoughts buzzing around in my skull wasn’t his.

“Well,” Satan clapped, standing up from his throne. “That’s lunch everybody.”

“I thank the courts on behalf of my aggressively attractive sister and her husband for ridding hell of that… fillth.” Andrealphus says, taking an exaggerated bow and smirking in our direction.

“My dad was not filth.” I growl, shoving away from Stolas to stare down the overgrown ice pigeon.

Andrealphus chuckled, stepping down an icy staircase until he stood just before us. He smirked, glancing down at the severed head of the only father I had ever known. My fur bristled as I watched him move toward the body and head. “This,” He says, grabbing blitz’s head by one of his horns and holding it high, “is the definition of filth if I’ve ever seen one.” I watched him toss Blitz’s head over the edge of the platform he stood on… and suddenly something in me snapped.

Red filled my vision and suddenly I had cleared the divider that separated us from them. “Loona, don’t!” I heard from behind me. I wasn’t sure who called me, but it was already too late.

Gasps rang out as my jaws clamped down on the arm of the Goetic prince, pulling him from his feet and slamming him down on his back. Blitz’s blood splattered around us. In his shock, he almost seemed to forget to fight back. It didn’t matter though; even as my fist’s slammed into the man’s face over and over, I wasn’t looking for a fight.

“Loona, stop!” Moxxie cried, the imp and his wife attempting to pull me off the prince, only to be thrown in one swift move.

Nothing matters anymore. I thought, tears in my eyes as Andrealphus’ blood began to spray me with each hit. Nothing… A stalagmite of ice shot up from beside me, the tip slicing my arm. In the split second it took me to howl in pain, Andrealphus managed to scramble out from beneath me, attempting to crawl away despite his blood dripping down his face and blurring his vision and the obviously broken arm.

I lunged, my head slamming into the good for nothing prince as he attempted to get up, struggling to even summon another platform of ice in his current state.

A fresh round of tears blurred my vision as I continued to beat the struggling Goetia. There was a commotion somewhere behind us, but it didn’t matter to me. Nothing will matter until he bleeds for what he did. 

Andrealphus flailed blindly, the few hits he managed to land weak and pathetic just like him. “You pathetic piece of shit!” I snap through clenched teeth, my hands wrapped around his throat. “You don’t deserve to fucking breathe.”

I was pulled off of him, forced to watch him roll over and gasp for breath. I struggled against the solid figure holding me. “Get off me!” 

“This won’t bring him back, Loona.” Bee said as she and Asmodeus held me back.

“He doesn’t deserve…” My words dissolved in tears as I slumped against the Sins. I could hear Moxxie and Millie and Stolas pleading with the court on my behalf as Satan summoned the executioner once again. Bee held me, stroking my hair and trying to tell me that it would be ok… But behind her, I could see the executioner, their axe still dripping with Blitz’s blood as they kicked his body out of the way to make room for me…. The reality hit me like a truck: Blitz was dead, I had attacked a Goetic prince in a courtroom full of the most powerful being in hell… I was going to die.

I looked back at Andrealphus as someone helped him to his feet. Even bloodied and beaten, he looked smug when he looked back towards us…. It made the decision easier. If I was going to die, he needed to go first.

With tears still in my eyes, I shoved the gluttonous sin off of me, breaking free from the grasp that held me, hurling myself at the executioner, hands outstretched toward the axe. The second the axe slipped from their hands to mine, I raised it, lunging at the bleeding prince.

Screams rang out as I brought the axe down, sending Andrealphus’ head tumbling from his shoulders, though there was pure silence as his body dropped.

The axe fell from my hands and without a word, I walked to the chopping block, taking my place on my knees in front of the executioner. I couldn’t bring myself to look at anyone in the courtroom that I loved, though I could hear sobbing from more than one of them. Taking a deep breath, I locked eyes with Satan. “I’m ready.”

[nirrray]

I had to do that… it’s just smol silly Stols >:з

Reference:

[rius-cave]

This is what was going through his mind during the episode guys, trust me

[purgatorypicnic]

Literally Stolitz

[birdnaps]

animation so good it pissed me off.

[cookiesaddict]

Stolas: I’m about to explain everything. In the only way I know how. Song!

Blitz: 🙄😑🫡 🤦‍♂️ Vassago: 🥳🤩🕺👏

[oatmealdoodles]

Stolas unleashing his inner theater kid during Mastermind

Like ‘cmon look at him

[hyperfixed-owl]

I need to give some love to Loona in this episode. Specifically how she did not object to Stolas coming home with them.

Because she’s been in the exact same situation. Left alone, nowhere to go…

And then Blitz saved her.

So she paid that same kindness forward to Stolas.

By not asking any questions.

Just doing what she can to help.

Giving him a similar (edit oops) sweater she was wearing at the orphanage when she met Blitz.

Because she knows that no one, no matter who or what they are, should be alone.

[doodle-empress66]

"Does anybody love you Blitz?"

Yes, too many ppl were almost crashing down seeing u being executed on screen, ppl love u

[theplushiefox]

did another one 🦎❤️‍🩹🦉

They are constantly occupying my mind ❤️🤍💜

(hookay updated now)

[ataraxianne]

THIS is the moment Stolas truly realised the implications of what he has done

He never thought about "losing" anything. He was sure he was going to be decapitated, die, and that would have been it

But it didn't happen. And now he realised that what happened is worse. He still gets to live but he has nothing anymore. No status, no palace, no powers, no stars, no plants

No daughter

[turimoalin]

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

THEY DID IT, THEY FUCKING DID IT, THEY REFERENCED MY BOY!!!!!

Satan even called him “The Golden Angel” JUST END ME!!! 😭😭😭