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HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.
episode eleven :: “REDBULL FANS”
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴various drivers x y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔musical releases resume and so does the drama.
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ excessive cussing, none.
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ylnestate U&U no. 44 will be released tonight at midnight. ‘Grandstand Girl’ is the 44th mini album by ﹫y/n and features artists like ﹫theweeknd, ﹫justinbieber, and ﹫champagnepapi. All songs (apart from Trust Issues) were produced and written by Y/n in the past couple months as she’s currently working on her biggest record yet, so stay tuned for that 😉⭐️!
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→ username u&u stands for undecided and unreleased, y/n usually drops u&u eps right before an album when she has songs that don’t fit the genre/make sense with the rest of the album. they usually consist of 2-6 songs and this one is ep number 44! hope this helped 💗
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y/n SEBASTIAN VETTEL PLEASE COME BACK 💔 adopted another papaya fucker and a williams kid ft. fernando rizzlonso and sir lew 🩷
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y/l/nestate more kids?
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landonorris new brothers unlocked
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can the nation-people rpf shippers STOP posting their headcanons and fic in the main tag????? People use the main tag for REAL information and news about the reps!
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says the person wiht a link to their scotnor fics in their pinned
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did I say anything about NOT writing nation-people rpf AT ALL?? No?? I said to keep it out of the 👏MAIN👏 TAG. piss on the poor ass website I swear.
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Yo guys? I think one of the nation-people found this post. Mr France literally posted this an hour ago:
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NOT EVEN A THOUSAND NOTES??? I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE
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Hey uh........... did anyone tell the US rep that those panera bred lemonades are hella caffeinated??
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how. how many did he drink?
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He's literally immortal he's fine.
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FUCKING 12????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He was in the middle of drinking lemonade 13 when he kicked the bucket. Some tiktoker was recording him on a Live
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apparently he was with m. Denmark. who. kept drinking more lemonades until the manager cut him off...
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P sure dude said once he ate hellebore like salad. Not surprised.
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i thought he only said that to make historians leave him alone
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No no, I believe it
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OK. Let's settle this.
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Anyone else notice he does this when some senator or w/e pisses him off?
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the fbi got him
#war thunder #nation people bs
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not the swifties acting racist af after mr. korea called taylor "that one a-pop artist" 💀💀💀
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me looking at the notes ONE FUCKING HOUR after i hit post:
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I'm convinced tswifts has mind control powers like how england sees fairies or miss belarus sees ghosts
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Everyone needs to stop spreading around that the nation people have magic powers it's been proven again and again that it's fake.
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realzombiedavie why'd you use an honorific for Miss Belarus but not Mr. England?
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Cuz I actually respect Miss Belarus lmao
#RIP to OPs notes #turning off my asks in case england stans come after me again
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Dear god wtf is up with all the colonizer/colony (or ex-colony) ships lately??! I know RPF is already a gray area morally, but can we at least not be gross about it?!
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This is some of the most low effort bait I've ever seen.
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the "schrodinger's country person" is sending me
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@ everyone asking me for the link here it is enjoy.
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what happened in switzerland?
mick schumacher x singer!f!reader
fc: gracie abrams bc i have no self control
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britishvogue: Singer y/n l/n recently attended a music festival in Australia after her break from social media and the public eye. In an interview conducted by a fan, she explained how she was excited to see what the future has in store and is looking forward to releasing new music after an inspiring trip to Switzerland this Winter.
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fan1: FINALLY MOTHER HAS RETURNED
fan2: get this woman a grammy immediately
fan3: pls she's so cute 😭
fan4: at this point i genuinely think i'm in love with her
fan5: this is amazing and all but i'm wondering why switzerland?
fan6: switzerland is actually very beautiful so it makes sense that she was inspired when she visited
fan7: fr like switzerland in the winter???? cold but GORGEOUS
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ynofficial: i feel like it'd be weird to ignore the fact that i kind of went offline for about a year and a half (and i only just found out that virtually nobody had seen me either) so i'm letting you guys know that i'm alive, well, happy, and writing again - and i'm so excited to announce that a new single, 'happy endings', will be released at midnight tonight!
also, have some (2) pictures from the last 18 months, photographed in my new happy place 🥰
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fan8: YOU LOOK SO HAPPY IM SO EXCITED
fan9: happy endings will either destroy my mental health or leave me a sobbing mess on the bathroom floor (wrong, it'll do both)
fan10: switzerland is officially on my bucket list of countries to visit
ynofficial: good girl👍👍👍👍
fan10: imdead 🧎🧎
fan11: i'm 🫶 so 🫶 proud 🫶 of 🫶 you 🫶
ynofficial: STOP YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH
georgerussell63: looking forward to hearing it!
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mickschumacher has posted to their story...
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mercedesamgf1: it's official: the boys are all in their 'happy endings' eras! 🥳
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fan12: came for the driving update, left knowing we can stan the merc boys
fan13: AS THEY BLOODY WELL SHOULD BE
fan14: idk bout you but mick is cheesing a little too hard at that question 😏
fan15: i thought that too, but he probably just has a little crush, bless his soul 🥰
fan16: i wasn't convinced but after i saw lewis likes her music, i listened to her recent single and omg it's actually incredible
fan17: is this the same y/n that mick posted about the other day?
fan18: yes!
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mercedesamgf1: familiar faces in the garage. fabioquatararo, tomholland2013 and ynofficial are attending the race on behalf of us (by popular demand 😉)
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fan19: i hope the drivers begged them to invite ynofficial 😞
mercedesamgf1: who says they didn't? 🤔
fan20: I BET IT WAS MICK
fan21: GIVE ME A TOM AND Y/N INTERACTION I'M BEGGING YOU
fan22: tom??? fabio is a literal motogp wc 😭
fan23: scraping for crumbs of y/n rn GIVE US EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
mercedesamgf1: 🫡
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ynofficial: thank you mercedesamgf1, this weekend has been INSANE!!! also, a massive shout out to mickschumacher for being the best tour guide 😁
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fan24: ok panic over *mops up forehead* 😌
fan25: aw i was kinda hoping they were dating, they'd be cute together 🥲
fan26: this^
fan27: the way they both looked like they were having fun 😊
fan28: PLS HIS FACE IT'S TOO CUTE AHHSDJF
fan29: omg she did a hot lap BABE WHO WAS THE DRIVER
ynofficial: mickshumacher!
fan30: oh. my. god.
mercedesamgf1: content coming soon 😉
fan31: i'm dying someone send helllllpppppp
fan32: why am i fighting the urge to squeal after that merc comment
fan33: no bc same that emoji defo implies something
mickshumacher: had an awesome time with you this weekend ☺️
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fan34: shooting his shot
fan35: yk what, i'd probably do the same
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mickschumacher: austria 😁
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fan36: hmm yeah they're probably dating let's be honest
fan37: but he was only her tour guide and it's kind of natural that he'd get photos of her, esp considering she was invited as a merc guest?
fan38: true but when has mick ever done that before?
fan37: i'm just saying, the last thing we want to do is assume things bc there's a perfectly reasonable excuse as to why they've been spending time together
fan39: FUCKING BROAD SHOULDERS 🫠🫠
fan40: i just know y/n took that 😭
fan41: kay but all those photos are just so cute
fan42: right???
callum_ilott: 🤨
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ynofficial: my new album 'STAYING AT SEB'S' is out next week and i'm so excited for you all to finally hear it!
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fan43: seb's? as in seb vettel's farm?
fan44: just how did you draw that conclusion????
fan43: bc she could be dating mick and seb owns a farm in switzerland and i'm pretty sure she knows daniel ricciardo through her manager who knows seb vettel. it's far-fetched but it's not impossible
fan45: if this is right...🤯
fan46: OMG I'M SO EXCITED I JUST SHIT MYSELF IN COSTCO
fan47: i'm gonna listen to this because i'm a massive fan of baby goats
ynofficial: omg i love that for you
fan48: is it a happy album or soul-crushingly depressing
ynofficial: 🤷
fan49: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN GIRLIE 💀
charles_leclerc: no bc i'm so excited
fan50: charles lmao
ynofficial: 🫶
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mickshumacher: happy two years, sweetheart 💗 there's never been a day i haven't been in complete awe of your existence; i love and appreciate you everyday
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fan51: oh. em. acca. gee.
fan52: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fan53: I SHIP IT. I SHIP IT SO HARD
fan54: babe calm down, they've sailed already
fan55: i'm crying pls the way she looks at him HAS ME BLUSHING
georgerussell63: congrats to the happy couple!
estebanocon: about time our dts gossip session came to light 🤣
danielricciardo: fucking finally 😁
lewishamilton: 💜
fan56: the support from the drivers is melting meeeee
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ynofficial: happy 2 years to my favourite person, the love of my life, the most adorable human being ever created, and my best friend. it's been a blast so far and i'm loving every second of it 🥰
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fan57: can i ask if mick is the inspiration for 'happy endings'?
ynofficial: he's actually the inspiration for the whole album
fan58: he's so golden retriever
sebastianvettel: i can confirm this is true
danielricciardo: hello??? seb??? look at my texts
fan59: ok he's hot
fan60: THE MOTORBIKE AND THE ARMS 😭🥵
fan61: she's out here creating thirst traps of her bf
fan62: honestly if he looked like mick, i think i would too
fan63: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'STAYING AT SEB'S'??????
ynofficial: SEB VETTEL
charles_leclerc: 😲
estebanocon: 😲
lewishamilton: 😲
danielricciardo: 😲
landonorris: 😲
ynofficial: kay wtf
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Summary: The reader lives in a village that starts having werewolves at night and they tear up the village. What would happen when the werewolves never go near her family farm and the villagers want to sacrifice her to the werewolves?
Warning: cussing, angst, violence, mentions of blood, a character who gets wounded.
Genre: angst. fluff.
*PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY WORK*
*THIS IS PURELY FICTION*
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Y/N's POV:
In a little village, there lived a girl who has always lived there with her family. They have a farm called Aurora farms. Named after her grandmother. She has two siblings, her younger brother Huening Kai and her older sister Rose.
Her and her older sister do not get along. But her and her brother get along. Her mom and dad are not that rich, but they farm for the market and she helps run the stan at the market.
They usually work near the bakery where her friends run. Hongjoong, Seonghwa, Yunho, Yeosang, San, Mingi, Wooyoung, and Jongho. Hongjoong's mom opened the store after a general's daughter gave her the money.
Y/N is the girl. She is currently 22 helping her family out and she is currently at the stan trying to sell produce and vegetables.
*Now to the story*
"Thank you, have a wonderful day!" I sold my last tomato and I write that down.
"Get more tomatoes for the stan." I say to myself as I write.
"Y/N!" I look up and see Yeosang running up to me.
"Yeosang! Hi!" I hug him. I haven't seen him nor any of my other friends from the bakery in a while. I missed them.
"It's been awhile love. We made you something..." Yeosang pulls away and smiles at me. "Close your eyes."
I close my eyes happily. He takes my hands and I feel him putting something soft in my hands.
"Open love." I open my eyes and I gasp. It's their famous bread. I get so happy.
"Oh my god! Thank you!" I say happily.
"It's enough for your family. I know we haven't seen you in awhile and we miss you. So we decided to give you the famous bread."
I smile and blush. They are always so caring to me. I really loved them. I fell in love with them after being friends for 2 years. They've cared for me and even helped me at the stan sometimes. They make me feel loved and important.
"I appreciate it," I say softly.
"Do you need any help while I am here?" He asks me.
"Oh sure! Could you put the fix that over there?" I pointed towards a pile of boxes and one of the boxes was on the ground.
"As you wish, Y/N." He says softly. He picks up the box and sets it down on top of the boxes. "Like this?"
"Perfect! Thank you!"
"Y/N!!" I look up and see Rose, my sister. I fake a smile.
"Hi, sis! What brings you here?" I ask.
"Well, mom wants your help. She says one of the horses is acting weird." She says and looks at Yeosang. "Oh, hi Yeosang." She flutters her eyes.
Yeosang had a fake smile and clearly looked uncomfortable. "Um hi, Rose."
"I'll go check it out. Please stay at the stan until 5, ok?" I tell her.
"Ok, fine. Would you like to help me, Yeosang?"
"Um....." Yeosang looks uncomfortable again.
"Yeosang!" We turn and see Yunho and San run up to us.
"Sorry laddies, but we need Yeosang. It's his turn to bake some cakes." San says.
"Oh, that is totally ok, you can take him." I say and Yeosang smiles at me.
"Its good to see you, Y/N!" San and Yunho yell over their shoulder as they walk away.
Rose starts looking angry.
I take off my apron and set it down.
"They would never like someone like you, little sis," Rose says angry. She's always had a crush on them as well, but I'm closer to them and they always ignore her.
I roll my eyes. My sister, always had someone crushing on her. She is popular around the village and loves the attention. My friends are the first men who aren't giving her any attention and it makes her angry.
"Just get to work. I'm off to go see what is up with the horses." I put my hair up in a ponytail and leave.
"One day, I'll get you, little sis," Rose whispers to herself.
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I go to the barn and hear some of the horses going crazy.
"Woah woah woah, hey." I run up to my horse Firefly. I try to calm her down and it works.
"Shhh, what's wrong love?" I ask. After she calms down, every other horse starts settling down.
"They started freaking out after we heard rustling near the field." I look up and see my brother Kai.
"I wonder why they did?" I soothe Firefly.
"Mom says dinner is almost ready by the way," Kai says.
"Ok, I'll come in and help." I almost get up.
"Oh no, sis. It's ok! I already set everything up! You do not need to do anything." He says happily. I smile.
"Thanks, little brother." I smile. "Did Rose help at all?"
"No. All she did was sit and play with Lily." Lily is our dog.
"Really? And she got away with it?" I ask.
"I mean, she always does. She's so spoiled." He says angry.
"Well, let's just go inside." I say, standing up. He stands up and we go inside.
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*after dinner*
I nearly went to my room, until I hear my parents say something.
"Have you heard about Diana's farm?" My father ask.
"The one near the village?"
"Yes."
"What happened?"
"Well, her farm....apparently got destroyed by wild animals."
Wild animals? Near here?
"Wild animals??" My mother asks.
"Some people in the village are spreading that....it's werewolves."
I quietly gasp.
My mother laughs.
"Oh, come on. Werewolves? Those are just myths, honey."
I quietly run to my room. I shut my door silently. Werewolves? Do they actually exist?? What if they do?
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A few days later, the attacks on farms get worse. It started to become a problem with everyone. So the mayor planned a curfew for the entire village. But of course, people would still not listen and go out.
Like my sister. She wanted me and her to get apples. For pies to make for our father's birthday.
"I never understood why we are going now? It's dark!" I say angry.
"Its just a quick trip stupid. Just keep up." Rose says angry.
I sigh and we walk. We get there to the tree......but no apples.
"Damn! That bitch Violet must have gotten the apples!" She throws a fit.
"I'm sure there will be more soon. Let's just g-" I hear a growl. Oh no....
"No! There's a peach tree! Let's get some of-" I grab her hand. "Hey!!" She yells and we run.
We run and I hear something run behind us. I try not to look. Then I trip and fall.
"Owww..." I say. Rose doesn't look back. She's running still.
"ROSE WAIT!" I yell.
She has left me and I couldn't believe it....I look and see 8 werewolves. I get scared and back up to a tree.
One of the wolves came up to me and sniffed me. I try not to cry. It backs up and licks my face. I look at it confused. I look into the wolves eyes. It's brown.....why do those eyes feel familiar?? I look at the other wolves. They look at me and walk away. I get confused.
What just happened???
*a few minutes later*
I get home and I see Rose crying to our mom and dad.
"Then she says, "Go! Leave me here. I'll sacrifice myself for you!" She says dramatically.
"At least you are alive, my dear." My mom says happy and hugging her.
I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
"Sis! You're alive!" Kai says happily and hugs me. I hug him.
My mom, dad, and sister looks at me. I look at them.
"Rose....you left me there..."
"No. I never did. You just don't remember sweet sister. You're being delusional." She says while petting my hair.
I slap her hand away and go upstairs. I slam my door and go to my bed. I cry for what felt like hours. I hear a rock at my window....can people leave me alone?!
I get up and look out the window. I see my friends....I haven't seen them in a while. Well, besides Yeosang, San and Yunho. I open my window.
"Why are you guys here?" I whisper.
"We wanted to make sure you are ok! We heard about the creatures going towards farms and we wanted to make sure you and your farm is ok!" Seonghwa says sweetly.
I smile. They always cared. What I noticed about them was that their clothes were a bit dirty and there was some blood on their clothes. Odd? They are bakers....I don't think about it anymore.
"Everything is OK. I promise." I tell them. They smile at me.
"Want us to come up there, princess?" Mingi says. I blush and shake my head. Him and Yeosang always flirt. Wooyoung too. Well, all of them actually.
"No, it's ok! Just go home. Everything is OK. I promise." I say trying to give them encouragement.
They nod and wave to me, bye. At least them and Kai cared.
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*the next night*
Mayor's POV:
"Sir, someone is here to see you." A guard says. I signal him to let the person in. It's a woman.
"How may I help you"
"Well, I have an idea to help get rid of the werewolf situation." The woman looks familiar to me.
"Oh? And who are you to give me ideas?"
"I'm Rose. Rose L/N."
I stop. The Aurora farms oldest daughter?
"My idea would guarantee us safety." She says.
"Go on?"
"Well, I know for a fact that my sister is a witch and that the wolves like her. She didn't even die when they were in front of her."
I get quiet.
"So, we sacrifice her. To the wolves."
*the next morning. Back to Y/N's POV*
Y/N's POV:
The mayor asked for a meeting with the village.
"I would like to let everyone know that we have an idea to get rid of the werewolves. We will sacrifice a witch."
Everyone gasps.
"A witch?!" Someone says.
"In our village?!" People start to freak out.
"Silence now! We will call the witch up and she'll go with my guards to the woods and wait until the werewolves can find her. Will....Ms. Y/N L/N come up here."
Everyone looks at me and I stay silent. A witch? Me?!
I nearly start crying, but i walk slowly up there.
"Everyone, look at the witch! Say goodbye!" The Mayor says.
Ateez's POV:
"What's going on?" Hongjoong and her friends come up whispering because they are confused. They forget to wake up early and they see a meeting happening.
"A witch is getting sacrificed to the werewolves." Someone whispers to them.
"A witch?" Seonghwa says confused.
They get closer and see.....Y/N?
"Y/N?!" Jongho says angry.
They knew she wasn't a witch. They were confused what was happening.
They all get angry and Mingi and San nearly go up there to punch the mayor.
"Guys, hold them." Hongjoong says and hold them.
"We need to keep calm. Please! No one cause a sc-" Mingi gets free and stomps up there.
"Oh no." Yeosang and Jongho run after him.
Mingi goes up.
"Hey, you're not allowed to get close to the sacr-" mingi punches him.
Jongho grabs mingi.
"Ahh Hongjoong and his team of lazy bakers. How humble for you to see this." The Mayor says.
"Let her go asshole!" Mingi yells.
"But she is a witch. She'll be sacrificed to the wolves. Everything will be back to normal!" The Mayor says.
Hongjoong grabs mingi as well.
"What you are doing is wrong. And you all are letting this happen! Because you believe such stupid rumors! Such cowards you all have become!" Hongjoong yells.
"Keep talking and you'll end up in jail. You and your group. Now, say your words to her."
We all look at Y/N. She's crying. We get close to her.
"Hongjoong?" She whispers.
Hongjoong bends down.
"We promise you. You will survive." Hongjoong whispers.
She sobs, and the guards take her away in a carriage.
They are mad and have to come up with an idea to save the woman they love.
"Hongjoong..." They turn to see her brother crying.
"Will she be ok?" Her brother cries out.
Seonghwa grabs him and gives him a hug.
"Shhhh she'll be OK. I promise." He rubs Kais back.
They had to come up with something fast. Before the moon......they become a different person....
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Y/N's POV:
I cry and get cold. It's officially nighttime, and I'm cold, hungry, and exhausted. Also extremely thirsty.
The group of guards laugh and surround my carriage.
"Its getting dark, sweetheart. They'll be here soon!" They laugh.
I stay silent. I hear a growl. I look up and see 4. Wait.....I thought there was 8?
"Ah! There's some! Here!" They open the door and grab me and throw me towards the wolves.
"She's all yours. No one in the village wants her. You can keep her. Or eat her!" The guard says happily.
I look up and the wolves look at me.
I get scared. The wolves start growling and starts walking towards the guards. I get confused and three of them go towards the guards. One stays near me.
I look at the werewolf confused. What is happening?
The guards stop laughing and start getting confused.
"Hey! She's the one you want! Not us!" The guy who threw me said.
The wolves start attacking the guards. The guards weren't putting up a fight besides one and he hurt one of the wolves and it lays on the ground. It starts transforming into....Mingi?
I get confused and think about it for a minute......they are the werewolves?!!! I look up at the one in front of me.
Who is this one?
"Mingi!" I yell to mingi, who is passed out. I start crying.
The werewolf who was next to him attacked the one who hurt Mingi.
The fight was over, and the werewolves transformed back into their human forms. San, Yunho, who attacked the guy who attacked Mingi and Yeosang, was the one in front of me.
"Yeossss-" I pass out.
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*a few hours later.*
I wake up and see San and Wooyoung cuddling me.
I get confused and look to see Seonghwa and Hongjoong in my room talking. They look at me.
"You're awake. Thank god!" Seonghwa says happily.
San and Wooyoung wake up. Yeosang was in the room and near my feet on my bed. Yunho and Jongho was in here too. By the wall.
"I'm sure you have questions." Hongjoong says.
I nod.
They explained everything. How a witched cursed them all after their fathers trashed her house and destroyed it. How they were scared to tell me and how it was them causing problems in the village.
I nod. Not knowing what to say.
"I know it's a lot to take in..." Yunho says.
"But we are still the same people you know and love." Wooyoung says.
I nod.
"Is Mingi ok?" I ask.
"He's ok. He just got hurt a little bit. He is sleeping." San whispers.
Thank God. I was worried about him.
"We wanted to protect you." Yeosang says.
I look at them all and blush.
"Thank you. For saving me.." I smile.
They smile back and all of them one at a time hug me gently. I feel kisses from them.
"I love you all so much." I say.
"We love you too. Always." Wooyoung says caressing my face gently. I blush.
"Now Woo, don't kiss her. Let her pick who she is kissing first!" San whines.
I giggle.
I love them.....my werewolves.
*fun little bonus scene.*
I walk and see Mingi awake. I gently walk in the bedroom. He looks up.
"Y/N!" He hugs me gently. I hug him.
"Mingi..." I snuggle into him.
Hw kisses my neck gently and kisses my face.
"I was scared. I thought I lost you, princess." He says. I pull his face.
"I'm ok. I promise." I say softly and I kiss him gently.
"Nooooooooooo!! Why did you kiss him?! I wanted to be the first you kiss!" Wooyoung whines. Seonghwa grabs him and shuts the door. I giggle. I'm so happy to have them in my life. I don't care that they are werewolves.
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Hi, my pookies!!!! How are you all doing? I hope doing well. I hope you guys are enjoying the Halloween stories. This was supposed to come out on Halloween, but it never did and I apologize. It has been a hectic week. I promise more stories are on the way. Just you wait. 🩷💜😊
- Luna 💜🩷
#fanfiction#writers on tumblr#writing#ateez#ateez fanfic#ateez fic#ateez x reader#kpop writers#kpop#kpop bg#ateez mingi#ateez san#ateez seonghwa#ateez yunho#ateez yeosang#ateez wooyoung#ateez hongjoong#ateez jongho#kpop fanfic#choi san#jongho#seonghwa#yeosang#yunho#hongjoong#mingi#wooyoung
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Hello, SEX anon again.
Fuck me, do we need another distraction? Like a really loud, sexually laced one? I feel like it's a good time, no? YUP. Bend over, let's do this. I'm gonna take this to some strange places, ok? It's what the situation demands, I'm afraid... some of us have turned to cannibalism, and the only meat I want to be chomping on is... so, yeah... like, if you need to get some holy water, rosary beads... uhm I'd suggest doing that now. Skedaddle. QUICK.
Firstly, I must explain my absence. Something needed to be done. I did it, I goddamn did it. I sat my partner down and I told him how the Queen got me thinking... pondering. Questioning. Too much fingerling potatoes and lips and ta-tas altering my mind chemistry. You feel me? You picking up what I'm putting down? No? Ok, cool, me too. Well. I didn't know how that would go down. Well. Let's just say some men really like that shit. Well. What day are we even at? Well. Who am I, even? Thank you, my Queen, you've opened me up like Pandora's box, my partner is forever grateful. And wherever you go, I will follow, and whatever you say, I will do, and whatever you are, I will be, and whatever... just. God you're pretty. And if you say Mr. Men is A-OKAY, I will believe you, with my very soul, because you see all and heal all and. God you're attractive. And if you say he's a good boy, and if you say he's good to women, and if you say... whatever you fkn say I will worship those words that come from thine mouth. Without question. Without pause. MY FKN QUEEN. And I can't stop looking at his thighs in jeans, for god sake, let that man be healed, because I will drop to my knees my Queen. THIC. BULGING. Delicate hands tracing up his... Glory be. Lie down? Bitch, tell me where. Too strong? Nah, just enough.
So yeah, that was that. I heard L&N watched fingerling potatoes episode with the whole cast. HAH. You see the photo? L&N in the middle, no one beside them, looking like teenagers caught kissing in dad's old station wagon. Fkn lol. Who comes up with this shit? Who thought, yeah so let's get your colleagues together and as a group watch you guys finger bang, kissing moans, loud fkn moans, needed to play Pit Bull so loud to drown out the sex moans? And there's everyone watching, mouths agape, thinking shit are we watching... are we intruding on? Oh, you didn't hear cut? Oh, you got a hickey? Oh, well... That happens... uhm... sometimes. No never to me personally, or anyone I know, or ever heard of in my life.. But, uhm. Cough. You guys are great, wow. FUCK. No wonder everyone was squirming when asked about it on the red carpet. Can you imagine? Mhmm, YUP. Zones out for a sec. I mean, gee wiz, next you'll be hearing they got Queen's wee Catholic mum to watch her daughter get cherry popped by Mr. Men amongst a rabid group of horny little devil stans. AHAHAHAHA... oh wait... Shonda, what's wrong with you?
Yo, was that good enough? You good? Let go of the tension? Frustration? Slutty smirk. I fkn love this universe.
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Welcome back 😘
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Hi, in the lieu of the lastest chapter of MHA I want to do a post bc ...I almost fall on the mistake to respond the izu hate vitrol
To all the stans of shig and LoV, please, if you have to hate a person for what befall on Shig ...hate Afo or hori (NO DEATH THREATS! HE IS NOT IMMUNE TO CRITICISM BUT HATE AND CRITICISM ARENT THE SAME) but not Izu!
Take a wild guess who is blamed for all Shig did? Izuku Midoriya ofc.
And is bizarre how you lot are ready to jump on the Izu hate when he is, canonically, the only one who wanted to save shig...who btw doesn't deserve an ounce of consideration from Izu. Shig is undeveloped (to be fair, Izu is too. But if you guys call him deku knowing it means useless, then please let's all call Shig the dark deku bc he is a broken doll who can only destroy)
Shiga has show, canonically, he doesn't value any life. He is a terrible leader, he is immature and knew afo was manipulating him and went along (guys all I cited here is pure canon)
I talked to @bibibbon about this and like what would even be Shig's plan here? He knew afo was manipulating him....so he was waiting for an opening ....in the worst time possible?
This legit makes me think of Aizen and Ichimaru from Bleach. To summarize: Ichimaru decided to betray Aizen ....when Aizen was in god form. Poor choice, poor plan indeed
(was Hori copying Tite Kubo? Maybe?)
Also...Shig is hella inconsistent. He hates am bc........
I don't know. He just does.
"Afo groomed him"
Yes and no. Grooming would imply he spend time with shig, and what is showed is how...afo tossed shig aside, communication happened, ofc, but it was via phone or cameras....why?
Actually why afo even has shig as "heir"? The plan since day 1 was to take shig's sexy body? Ok then why toss him aside.
I don't think Afo groomed shig, per se, it was more coaxing him to the worst conclusion....and shig says yes.
At the end of the day, while we can blame afo ... shig's actions are his.
Now onto Izu. Izu who values himself so little ...he went to save Shig bc anyone is worthy saving but him ...and you lot think this is normal or smth to mock Izu. Izu lost his quirk and arms (yes, he got it back) to save a man ...he barely knows. Everyone wanted to kill him and they are right. Gran Torino is right here and yet...Izu tried....but Shig failed himself.
"I'm destruction" He says.
Izu tried to save a monster.
And the monster choose death.
The only plotline Hori gave to Izu ....and he failed. Please be mad at the author for his abysmal incompetency here. The moment shig accepted afo he was extra doomed.
Abd even if in the next chapter Shig is brought back....what good this will give? He will rot in prison.
"this is Izu's fault" no. He is so innocent here it's ridiculous.
(wanted to post here the "how many times do we have to teach this lesson old man" from Bob sponge bc is a meme that fits Izu perfectly )
Shiga is the one to fail himself.
Shiga is TENKO...but he is not that cute kid anymore.
And "change society" no one in class A1 or Izu had the mind to make commentary about society bc well...society would stop existing thanks to Shig and LoV.
Do I need to say again? Izu is innocent here.
"he looks cold at shig" my guy, they are strangers...not long lost brothers (or lovers but we have fics for that) they are strangers and ...considering all unnecessary shit shig did...izu was being way kinder.
#hori is a bad writer#a really bad one#izuku deserves better#mha critical#bnha critical#shigadeku#i guess#lol#the lov and shig stans are annoying#stop blaming izu for smth he is blameless
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My Girl.
Possessive!Stan x fem!reader
CW's: possessiveness?
Enjoy! <3
One of Stan's rules were for me to attend every football practice, game, and event. His gaze constantly lifted to mine, checking to make sure I was still here. I was. I mean, I loved watching him play.
"Hey y/n." Kyle waved as he walking the length of seat to sit beside me. I smiled, waving back.
"Hey Kyle, come to watch Stan practice?" I turned back towards the field, watching Stan. "No, I actually wanted to compare our notes from calculus today."
Kyle would do this every practice, coming and asking me for my notes. I didn't think much of it. I figured Kyle was as good a friend as he thought me to be. Stan and I had decided to keep our relationship private, not letting anyone at school know, and it was a struggle for both of us not to tell him.
"Sure!" I reached into my bag, pulling my notebook out and handing it over. Stan looked up at me again and we locked eyes. Uh oh.
Kyle, oblivious to Stan's piercing gaze, read along our notes before handing it back to me.
"Miss anything?" I asked. He shook his head.
"You never do." I add. "I'll stay and watch with you if you want."
"Yeah of course." I leaned forward, placing my elbow onto my knee and resting my face in my hand. Kyle leaned back, draping his arm over the back of my seat. Stan watched on.
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"Thanks for walking me to class Kyle." I say, meeting Stan at the door of our class.
"It's no problem, I wanted to see you anyways." Kyle glanced to Stan as he said this. "I'll see you later."
Stan watched as Kyle walked off. "Stan? You ok?" He waited a moment before looking at me.
"Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. Let's go in." Stan placed his hand on my lower back as we walked inside. I decided not to say anything. I figured it was an accident.
But all throughout class, Stan stared at me. Every time I whispers "what?" to him, he'd say nothing and continue to stare. And after that, he began walked me to all my classes, holding doors open for me. I finally pulled him aside in the hall.
"Okay Stan, what is it. Why are you acting this way?" My hands rested on my hips as I stared at him. He did everything he could to avoid my gaze.
"It's nothing, really, I-" Just then, Kyle popped up beside us. "Hey guys, could I steal Y/N real quick?" I looked at Stan and waited. I waited for him to say anything. I never knew why he wanted to keep it a secret. Maybe he was ashamed of me. He looked back at me before dropping his gaze to his shoes.
"Yeah, no problem." I muttered, following Kyle a few steps away from Stan. Kyle watched Stan as he spoke.
"I wanted to talk to you, to tell you how I feel." Stan's head shot right up as he stared at us. Kyle looked away and back at me.
"What?" I took a step back. I had never even considered Kyle might be into me. I mean, I always thought he was cute but I loved Stan.
"You see, I've been in love with you since sophomore year. I don't want to hide it anymore and I hope you'll give me a chance." I looked over to Stan, who stood silent. I wanted to cry. Even now, he couldn't say anything. I looked back to Kyle.
"Kyle-" "Wait!" Stan cut me off. He jumped in front of me, pushing Kyle and I apart. "She can't. She doesn't want you."
"How do you know?" Kyle asked, crossing him arms. By now, most of the school had surrounded us.
"Because Y/N loves me. No one else can have her. No one can touch her or be near her. Only I can. And I swear to God, if anyone even tries to fucking take her away, I'd break their fucking legs."
My mouth hung wide open as I stared at Stan. Hell, everyone looked the same way I did.
"Wow." Kyle said. "It's about fucking time. I had no idea you were so.... possessive." Kyle muttered.
"You mean you knew this whole time?" Stan asked him. "Well, duh. It's not a great kept fucking secret." Cartman added, stepping beside Kyle.
"Yeah, and besides. At sleep overs, you guys don't exactly have quiet sex." Kenny added, his voice muffled. But I still heard it, just like everyone else. My face felt like a flame was burning it. I'm sure I was bright red.
Stan stared at the three boys, his mouth open too now. But he gathered his composure, cleared his throat, and wrapped an arm around my waist.
"Let's go" I know Stan was trying to seem calm and collected, but his bright red ears gave him away. I gave him a beaming smile.
"Of course babe."
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Sorry this was short and took so long. I just finished my summer classes so I'll be writing a lot more. Thanks for reading!
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#south park x reader#south park smut#southpark#stan marsh#x reader#x y/n#stan x reader#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#kenny mccormick#main 4
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UNTITLED STENDYLE COMIC - PART 3.5
EXTRA III: Craig Knows Stuff 2.
On this occasion, we follow Craig's gang, who are at a sleepover at Tolkien's place.
Like a group of girl teenagers, they are gossiping about all their classmates until the focus falls on…
Clyde: Have you seen The Golden Trio today? They were sitting together on a bench at the park?!
Tweek: Are we really surprised tho? They’ve been joined at the hip lately.
Jimmy: Kyle is su-su-such a thi-thh-third wheel! I-It is a bit sad at th-thi-this point!
Clyde: For real! He is not going to get any bitches if he does not leave them alone! Aren't they tired of him?
Tweek: UGH, and you haven't see them at the shop dude.
Clyde: We gotta go find him a girlfriend! Help the little dude.
Tolkien: Or a boyfriend! He is Bisexual.
Jimmy: Da-damn, nobody wants him f-for real.
Craig: You are all sooo blind.
Tweek: ARHG! Not this again!
Clyde: Not what again?
Tweek: Craig has this stupid theory-
Craig: It's not stupid! And I'm totally right let me tell you.
Tweek: You don't even have proof!
Craig: I don't need proof! Just look at them!
Tolkien: Hey! Dads! Chill out! You keep arguing and you haven’t even told us the theory yet!
Tweek: Craig thinks they are all dating! All three! Together!
Craig: Thank you for letting me talk, honey.
Silence
Clyde: Naah
Jimmy: I don't th-think so.
Craig: woah, how can all three of you be so blind.. whatever I know I’m right.
Tolkien: I mean! I know where you’re coming from but...
Tweek: but what?
Tolkien: I still talk with Kyle sometimes, He did mention being in a sorta situationship at the moment but I haven't thought too much about it.
Craig: And you are telling this now? This is perfect.
Tweek: Ugh god, Craig he could be with anyone.
Craig: But at what time? Huh? You said they all stick together, all the time.. How can Kyle see anyone else, honey?
Clyde: He does have a point! But I have my own theory now!
Jimmy: We-welp, what is it?
Clyde: Kyle is totally a house wrecker.
Tolkien: Home wrecker.
Clyde: Yeah.. yeah.. whatever.. house, home.. he’s a wrecker.
Craig: oh my god that is so stupid.
Tolkien: but with who?
Jimmy: He is t-totally with Stan.
Clyde: Have you seen how Wends and Kyle act around each other? It's totally with he-them!
Tolkien: It could be either of them.
Craig: Ok, Ok, GUYS, you are totally proving my point in a WHOLE different way. Would you rather believe they are cheating on each other? Instead of believing all three are dating?
Tweek: Ack- we shouldn't even be talking about this! This is literally what we've been through before!
Jimmy: I-It is more common that t-they are cheating... We-we live in a s-ss-small t-t-town!
Clyde: I guess South Park is woke, but THAT woke? Have you ever heard of a couple of three people before? and here?
Tolkien: Well, those couples are called Poly, but yeah, I don't think I've seen a poly couple in this town.
Craig: I'm so confident about this, I'll even bet money on them, here! A hundred dollars.
Tweek: You are going to lose a hundred dollars thanks to Kyle and Stan? Again?
Craig: That time it was all four of them, and I'm not losing money, I'm going to be fucking rich, who is in?
Jimmy: I-I'll bet Kyle is with Stan!
Clyde: And I'll bet he is with Wends!
Tolkien: I'll just bet they are friends and that's it.
Tweek: Mm.. I’ll bet with Tolkien. Anyways, whatever, if I lose my money, I'm getting it back when those three go for coffee again.
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#pila's shitty art#pila'sart#stendyle#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#wendy testaburger#south park#untitled stendyle comic#sp stendyle
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Dude the red hcs are so good bc I have the exact same vision of her in my head like playing volleyball and being extremely gay and pining for Wendy like that’s EXACTLY what I thought too 😭😭 BOUNCING OFF THAT VOLLEYBALL IDEA could you do mutual pining hcs of basketball player Kyle and volleyball player reader please? With bff Red on the side bc the energy u gave her makes me wanna see u write her more HAHA thank you!!
THIS IS SO BFHEFBEUIHU!!! lets kiss.
cheer you on || kyle broflovski x fem reader
✮ summary: your best friend, red, has been trying to convince you that kyle likes you, though you aren't totally convinced until he shows it himself (pt two can be found here) ✮ warnings: stanley marsh jumpscare
"God damn, he's so damn fine." Red gives me a look, already knowing who I was talking about. "Girl, you're like a stalker, hashtag free Kyle," Red scoffs, looking in the direction I was. "Yeah, well you can't tell me that Wendy isn't in your recently searched on Insta," I retort. "I could. It just wouldn't be true."
My eyes stayed on Kyle, watching as he talks to his friends, telling someone off for spilling water all over the lunch table. Kyle and I were okay friends, we talked when we saw each other, but it was never much more than that. Red swore on her life that he flirts with me all the time, but I could only think he was just being nice.
"If you don't go talk to him, I'm drowning you." Red jests, taking a sip from her water bottle. "Hell no, are you insane?" I say, shutting even the idea of talking to him down, stealing a grape out of Red's lunchbox. "He's looking over here," Red whispers, elbowing me.
"Shut up!" I snap, trying not to give in to the urge to look back. "Woah, woah, woah, he's coming over her," Red continues, her voice louder than I would've liked it to be. "Shut up!" I repeat, acting like I didn't have a clue that he was walking up behind me.
"Hey, Y/n, what's up?" Kyle asks, taking the seat next to me. "Not much, just... lunch." I need to shut the fuck up. "Cool," Kyle chuckles, pushing his curly bangs out of his eyes. "You coming to the basketball tonight? It's a big one and I was kinda hoping you could be my personal cheerleader," He grins. I could feel Red's amusement even while I wasn't facing her.
"I totally would, but I have volleyball tonight." I answer. Of course I have volleyball the night Kyle invites me to come watch his basketball. "Home game?" He asks, messing with his bangs once again. "Yeah, sorry, I really wish I could come." He shrugs, giving me a nod, glancing back at his friends.
"It's cool, don't worry about it. Next time, maybe," He mumbles, standing up. "See you in history?" I nod, giving him an apologetic smile. "Yeah, see you." I watch him walk back to his table, jumping as Red punches me in the shoulder.
"He was so bummed! "My personal cheerleader"? Are you serious? He wants you! That was so an invitation to have his little kosher children!" Red exclaims, shaking my arm. "Ew, what the hell? Have his kosher children? He just invited me to a basketball game, I bet he invited, like, eight other girls," I argue, pulling my arm away.
"Are you talking about Kyle?"
"Jesus Chirst," I huff, jumping at the sudden appearance of Stan. Whipping around, I see him leaning against the wall, his arms crossed. "He only invited you. He's been growing the balls to do it all day." Stan continues, staring into my soul. I give Red a look, my eyes going back to Stan.
"Ok... bye Stan," I say, waving in hopes he'd leave. He rolls his eyes, returning to his table. "Creep," Red mumbles, zipping up her lunchbox.
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Our match had just ended, our setter, Bebe, dragging out a cooler of gatorades. "Holy shit, Y/n, look to your left," Red laughs, nudging me. I turn and immediately see what she was telling me to look at. "Is that Kyle? Why is he here, did he skip his basketball game?" I say, completely shocked to see the redhead boy at my volleyball game.
He gives me a wave, his signature goofy grin taking over his previously straight face as he steps down from the bleachers. I meet him in the middle, giving him a confused look. "What are you doing here, I thought you had basketball?"
"I wanted to come cheer you on. I called in sick, Butters was gonna take my place." He answers, sending me into a swarm of thoughts. "You're fucked if your coach finds out you were at my stupid volleyball match." I scold, earning a playful eye roll from Kyle.
"It wasn't stupid. You were really good. Plus, I wanted to ask you something."
Hoooollllyyyy shit. If this was going where I thought it was going, I was going to pass away on the spot.
"I think you're gorgeous, and I was wondering if I could take you to get something to eat sometime. I really like you."
Woah.
"Yeah, that sounds fun. Text me?" "Definitely. See you tomorrow."
I was literally about to pass away. Walking back to my team, Red was readily prepared to shit on me about this.
"Told you so." "Shut up."
a/n: MEOOOWWWW
ruff ruff ruff im such a kahl gremlin (not proofread, i'll do it after my nap 😻) (its 3 am)
#south park imagines#south park#x reader#kyle brovlofski#kyle broflovski x reader#south park fanfiction#south park x reader#i want to marry this anon
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Hello, if you don't mind, can I ask, who are your top favorite romantic relationship's couples in any media, like anime/manga, tv series, books, etc (can be canon or non-canon)? Feel free if you want to write the reasons or not of why you love them....Thanks if you want to answer....
Ooh how fun! I should just screenshot my ao3 dash lol. Let's see... almost all of these are all animanga (and not canon), but in order of my love for them at this particular moment in time:
TodoBakuDeku
BakuDeku
KilluGon
MatchaBlossom
SatoSugu
ShiGuang
TigerGhost
SasaMiya
ShunMio
KazuRei
Now, explanations, *spoilers*, and honorable mentions below the cut!
TodoBakuDeku (My Hero Academia)
Obviously not canon and never will be but oh does this ship have a chokehold on me. I just think this trio is so balanced in every way. Like we have our precious TodoDeku who connect by being nerds and the sweetest boys. Then we also have TodoBaku who are just lovely little menaces. And, of course, BakuDeku--can't beat friends to enemies to lovers. And then they all come together to form a masterpiece. Idk I just love this ship so much.
BakuDeku (My Hero Academia)
So I honestly really wasn't into this ship too much until reading the final war arc and meta. Other people's viewpoints changed my mind! Hori has done a really great job of portraying BakuDeku's complex relationship in the manga (for however you view their canon relationship). So like idk how can I not ship For-the-Rest-of-Our-Lives Katsuki with Control-Your-Heart Izuku?
Sidenote: I almost didn't include this on the list because I tend to only really ship this pair while reading the manga. I never shipped them in the anime unless it was TodoBakuDeku with Deku as a hinge. And I don't even read many fics with just Katsuki and Izuku. I just feel like fandom BakuDeku feels incomplete without Shouto for some reason. Like I'm Team BakuDeku for the manga, Team hinge TodoBakuDeku in the anime, but throuple TodoBakuDeku in the sanctuary of my mind/on ao3. (Maybe that'll change once I start watching Season 7 though.)
KilluGon (Hunter x Hunter)
I only watched this anime this year but ohmygod I immediately fell in love with Gon and Killua. They are so precious. I mean, Killua is just a little smitten kitten. And Gon? He's in it. Anyway, love their dynamic and of course I ship them. Gon is Killua's light after all!
MatchaBlossom (Sk8 the Infinity)
Literally just started shipping this so I'm in the throes of obsession rn but their dynamic? *chef's kiss* (hehe, you like what I did there?) Childhood friends? Pining while the other falls for another? Realizing feelings? Already married bickering old couple? Give me all the headcanons please!
SatoSugu (Jujutsu Kaisen)
I mean, c'mon. Tragic gays are my weakness. They're gonna be OG for me. No one can compare. They're on a different level. All I want is for them to have hopped on a plane and gone somewhere they can finally find peace, is that too much to ask? (Gege??)
ShiGuang (Link Click)
Again, I said I like tragic gays. But god, I do hope they don't end up too tragic! I love this pairing. They balance each other out well. We have puppy dog Cheng Xiaoshi and cat Lu Guang. Perfection thx.
TigerGhost (Nicktoons Unite)
Ok so this crackship was brought on by my serendipitous viewing of Nicktoons Unite fanart on this beautiful app and subsequent reading of all their fics on ao3 (a grand total of four, btw). And I'm obsessed. I was a diehard Danny Phantom fan as a kid (we stan our queer/genderqueer/bisexual/trans ghost boy). And I never watched El Tigre as a kid, but the way the fandom portrays him and Danny together just hits. Salty and sweet with a lil bit of darkness? Yum.
SasaMiya (Sasaki to Miyano)
First canon ship on this list lol. You want fluff? You got it. Give me some good pining, consent, and mutual respect, thank you.
ShunMio (Stranger by the Shore)
Second and last canon ship on the list! Love me some good ole sun and moon. Idk their story is so cute. Plus, I like how Kii Kana portrays Shun's feelings regarding his sexuality and how that affects his relationship with Mio. It's relatable.
KazuRei (Buddy Daddies)
I mean, this is practically canon, right? Well, at least queerplatonically (which we stan). Love our little found family. This anime had such a cute and goofy premise, how could I not fall for this ship?
(Honorable mentions: TodoDeku, TodoBaku, Labru, DabiHawks, Renga, VashWood, Kappa x Siren, Boyfriends, EraserMic, ItaFushi, InuOkko, ShokoHime, HaiNana, LeoPika, KudoIchi, TogaChako)
#todobakudeku#bakudeku#killugon#matchablossom#satosugu#shiguang#tigerghost#sasamiya#shunmio#kazurei#ships#ask
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hiii!! do u have a potential post/finish date for first impressions pt4? ive been rereading the parts like every other day i cant get enough of ur writing omg.
Warning: Swearing
Background: After dinner, Liane suggests you and Eric go out for the night.
Status: Ongoing
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'Night out'
Dinner was tense, to say the least. Liane would either not speak or ask only Eric questions. She wouldn't even eat the potato salad you made and looked offended when Eric seemed to love it.
"Honestly babe this is great." He said with a soft smile.
You gave a simple nod feeling the cold glare Liane was shooting your way. Her food was honestly amazing but so filling and kinda greasy. You felt like if you ate more than the small portion you served yourself you'd gain half your body weight overnight.
"Your cooking is so good Ms. Cartman." You said trying your best to salvage the night, and foolishly hoping with that one comment she's immediately love you.
She gave a forced smile and nodded before turning back to Eric. "So honey you look like you lost a lot of weight are you eating alright?"
She was right, of course. Eric had lost a bit of weight since you first met him, it wasn't too much but it was noticeable. You've seen a picture of him as a kid and he was always chubby, but now he gained some muscle, and honestly? He looked amazing.
"Oh. Yeah, I'm eating ok. Y/N never really stops cooking." He said with a chuckle, seemingly not as nervous anymore. "And we go to the gym sometimes so yeah I guess I have."
Liane took in a sharp breath, her nostrils flared and her grip on her glass tightened. "Well isn't that wonderful? Seems like you changed a lot since you left me."
This made Eric gain all that nervous energy back. And you can see why. She said it like it was meant to harm him. Like her words were a knife and she was aiming for his stomach.
"Yeah, I guess so.." He said shifting in his seat.
"You haven't called since you left." Another stab. "Was starting to think you forgot about me."
She put her fork and knife down and gave a small smile. It was insincere, angry. But you weren't sure if Eric saw that. "So I'm glad you came.
"Y-Y/N wanted to meet you so I thought so yeah know...thought it was a good idea." He said looking at Liane but avoiding her eyes.
"Oh. Well, I guess I have you to thank, Y/N." She said darting her cold eyes to you, and you can tell it killed her a bit inside to say that. She turned back to Eric and gave a sickly sweet smile. "You two staying long?"
"Maybe just the night," Eric said, biting his lip.
"That just won't do!" She said with a shocked expression. Don't you want to see your friends again?" Liane said gathering the empty plates on the table. "In fact, why don't you go out tonight? I'm sure the boys would love to see you."
You got a sinking feeling in your stomach at her suggestion. God, if she hated you, how would his friends react?
"I-I don't know...I mean are they even still in town? I'm sure they're busy." Eric said trying to figure out how to say no without the words coming out of his mouth.
"I insist! Most of them are still in town. Stan visits every now and then. Kyle and Kenny work at the school. In fact, I bet they're all at the bar downtown as we speak." Liane said before turning to you and dropping her 'motherly' voice. "Y/N wouldn't mind going. Would you?"
You hated how much this woman scared you. "N-nope! Don't mind at all! L-let's go I'd love to meet everyone." You said, giving an unconvincing laugh.
Eric bounced his leg and nodded. "Okay...yeah let's go."
You and Eric stood up and speed walked out the door. Once you two were in the car you both let out a sigh of relief.
"I told you this was a bad idea." Eric said starting the car.
"Yeah well it would have helped if you told me she was fucking crazy!" You said running your hands down your face. "I feel like I aged twenty years. I started worrying about my morgage in there."
"Why do you think I never wanted you to meet her?"
"I don't know! I thought you were like planning to break up with me soon or something!" You said as he drove.
He slammed down on the break petal and turned to look at you. "Y/N are you kidding?" He said, clearly offended. "Y/N you are the only person in my life that I turn back to. I left everything here because I couldn't fucking stand it."
You felt your cheeks heat up as Eric looked at you with his blue and brown eyes. He cupped your cheeks and pressed his lips into a line. "I can stand you. You are the only person I never get tired of."
"You are the only thing that makes sense." He continues. "My mom says she loves me but doesn't want me to be happy. My friends fucking hate me but still keep me around. Y/N you mean everything you say. When you say you love me I don't even fucking question it. God you're so-"
He cut himself off and let out a small frustrated growl. He grabbed your cheeks and pressed his lips into yours. You melted into his touch and kissed back. One of his hands moved to the back of your head, his fingers tangling in your hair, gently tugging. You gasp softly and he takes the chance to slide his tongue into your mouth.
The kiss quickly heated up. Your hands move down to his arms trying to keep yourself grounded, feeling that if you let go you'd float away. Before you two could get enough there was a honk behind the car, reminding you both that you were parked in the middle of the road. Eric let out a frustrated growl and reluctantly pulled away from your lips.
"Asshole could just move around." He muttered as he continued driving.
You let out a small laugh and leaned your head against the window. You felt less nervous about the rest of the night but you couldn't get rid of that nagging feeling in your stomach. What would his friends be like? Why would Liane make you and Eric leave if she didn't want you around? What was she playing at?
"What are your friends like?" You asked softly.
"I wouldn't really call them friends." He said looking ahead at the semi-empty road. "I liked hanging around Kenny, he was pretty cool. Stan was fine but he was more Kyle's friend than me or Kenny's. And Kyle....Kyle and I didn't really like each other."
You look over at him wondering if you should ask what you're about to. "Why not?"
"It's a long story...not ready to talk about all that yet." He said with a sigh.
"Remember last time you weren't ready to talk about something?" You asked half-teasingly. "Had to have a weird dinner with your mom who clearly hates me."
"I know but I just...It'll take me some time so be patient yeah?" He said parking in front of a small bar.
"Yeah okay." You said with a sigh. "Now let's go meet your....childhood acquaintances?"
Eric grimaced and chuckled. "Maybe calling them friends is better."
A/N: You guys can make me do literally anything you ask. I love seeing you guys enjoy my writing. But part 5 won't come for a bit, gotta give attention to my other stories. And I don't have a set schedule I just post when I post, but yeah if you guys love my writing and ever want an update on the next part just comment so it's a bit easier to give more updates. And if you don't wanna miss a part ask to be added to the taglist and I'll add you. I literally will not reject anyone who asks. a million people can ask and I will tag all of them. But yeah thank you sm for reading. Love ya'll bye bye.
Taglist: @jessiegerl @stephs-inluv @breadandbutter33
#south park#south park x reader#fanfic#south park x you#x reader#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#eric cartman#eric cartman x reader#sp cartman#south park cartman#cartman south park
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Can you probs do a stan x kyle x sick gn reader whose so fukkin stubborn it drives kyle crazy so he eventually calls stan to take care of them? 😭 if not its ok ill take pete or damien 😻
sure
STAN X KYLE X SICK GN! READER
(This might be bad so please forgive me cuz I really never wrote an oneshot before)
Today I wanted to go out with my friends Kyle, Kenny, Stan and Cartman... but there was a problem... I'm sick and I promised to go to Starks Pond. I'm just laying in bed and I'm bored until...
"I'm going there! Even if I'm sick!" I stood up and immediately felt dizzy, I ignored it and packed my things and went out to Stark Ponds where I saw my friends
Kyle and Kenny waved to me, Stan and Cartman weren't there yet.
"hi y/n" kyle said and smiled at me.
“hi kyle and hi kenny” I said
"Stan and Cartman are coming, fatass really wanted to get KFC," Kenny mumbled.
I laughed a little and immediately felt dizzy again, which Kyle noticed.
"uhmm y/n? could it be that you're sick?"
"huh? what?" I asked him.
"are you sick?" he asked me again.
"No, I never get sick, Kyle" I answered him and coughed.
Kenny and Kyle just gave me worried looks..
“Dude, you should go home and rest,” said Kenny.
"No, I'm not going, I came here to have fun with you guys!"
“y/n it gets worse when you’re like this out here in the cold!” Kyle said.
"I stay here!"
Kyle sighed
"Good, you wanted it that way... Kenny tell Stan and Cartman that me and Y/N can't come with you guys"
Kyle said to Kenny and grabbed my arm.
"NO! let go!"
I tried to free myself from him but his grip was too strong. He didn't say anything and dragged me to my house
he took me to my room.
“lie down y/n” he said.
"I don't want to!" I said stubbornly.
Kyle just looked annoyed at my stubbornness.
“listen y/n if you don’t rest you can’t get better!” he said and threw me (gently) onto the bed.
"Wait a minute" he said and went out of the room..... when he came back after a few minutes he had a spoon full of medicine. "What is that?" I asked Kyle.
"Medicine, and don't argue back!"
"I dont want it "
He just sighed angrily and took out his phone
Kyle tapped his phone and called Stan.
"hey dude, where are you?" Kyle asked.
"I'm at Starks Pond with Kenny and Cartman right now... I heard you two aren't coming. What's wrong?" he asked with concern in his voice.
I sighed.. well Stan... Y/n is sick and refuses to do anything... she/he doesn't want to rest or take her medicine...
“Should I come to you?” Stan asked.
“that’s why I called you... I’m sure you’ll convince y/n.
After half an hour the doorbell rang.
"who is this?" I asked Kyle.
"It's just Stan don't worry."
"Hi guys" Stan said and looked at me worried
"Thank god Stan, she drives me crazy" Kyle said..
"HEY!" I pouted, offended. Stan had to giggle.
“You two are like an old married couple,” Stan joked.
Me and Kyle looked at him like he was an alien or something and blushed a little
"whatever" stan got serious.
“take your medicine y/n”
"How many more times do I want to-"
“y/n!” Stan said sternly...
Come on, why are you all so stupid today?
"Fine..." I sighed... "but it doesn't taste good."
Kyle rolled his eyes "the taste didn't kill anyone"
"You two are so mean!"
“y/n you said you were taking the medicine” stan sighed.
"I've decided, I don't want to-.." I was interrupted by Kyle kissing me (on the cheek (I can change it if you want)) "Shut up and just take it!" he said, blushing. "o-okay" I blushed. Stan just grinned at us. "You two are cute when you blush" he said and kissed us both on the cheek.. "SHUT UP STAN!" we both screamed.
and yes... in the end I took my medication and went to sleep. But I'm not alone because Stan and Kyle watched me all night so nothing happened to me
(I think it’s okay? Sorry if it’s bad, like I said it is my first oneshot and I am also not good about feelings)
#art#fanart#love#cute#cool#south park#cartman#kenny#kyle#stan#fanfiction#fanfic writing#fanfics#south park fanfiction#x reader#female reader#south park x reader#gn reader#writing#writer#sp ray
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time for the hsr update liveblog
im gonna sob. jing yuan is such a Dad. yanqing is such a Son
thinking so much about yanqing being forced to act older than his age but getting to let loose and actually be a kid when it comes to the things hes interested in
i love him
"miss march" LOOK AT MY POLITE SON!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!
save my son from bureaucracy. and also from my daughter
ok why does huaiyan have and old man model when its canon that xianzhou natives dont physically age
hes old enough to be blades master so hes not an outworlder. what gives
he talks like a man who's had to spend extended time listening to the ramblings of a toddler and now is fazed by nothing
fu hua please give these old men a break
the fact yanqing looks to jing yuan to answer questions... oh baby
also jing yuan is so proud of him its so cute
hes so polite. even though she stole yanzhuo
oh yunli is an ASSHOLE
'you lost your sword because you were unfocused and now you have to fight me to get it back instead of expecting me to hand it over'
lmao the dad voice came out
i really like how its clear that yanqing is a lot more even tempered now. he only even entertains the idea of fighting yunli when she directly challenges him (after insulting him too!)
and when jing yuan warns him he immediately steps back
baby's first diplomatic mission
yunli darling i think yanzhuo is scared because it was possessed by a demon, not because yanqing is mean
this is so sweet. he really is jing yuans son
and remembering blades comment that jing yuan was a hothead as a kid. oh man. the parallels. oh boy
ok im not crazy. thank god
JING YUAN LORE
man it must be crazy for huaiyan to see this rebellious kid who became a knight against his parents wishes eventually succeed teng xiao and grow into one of the best generals the xianzhou has seen
i am ignoring the death flags yet again
hes so sincere its adorable
ok bestie cool it down. you have bigger fish to fry
I AM IGNORING THE DEATH FLAGS
jing yuan you cant die. he will be orphaned AGAIN
i dont know if he can take that
the parallel of jing yuan being told hes overthinking things by huaiyan and yanqing overthinking jing yuan
he is literally jing yuans mini me its so cute
yanqing, dan heng and jing yuan all sharing the same thoughts. i love their dynamic. they are the understanderrrrrs
MISTER DAN HENG
sobs
man yanqing is too young to be implicated in political intri-
hang on. if the abundance yanqing theory is true its gonna look real bad on jing yuan for looking after him. and like. that would be the ideal twist for this
but its only a continuance its fine nothing too important will happen
i hope
YANQING STEPPING IN TO PROTECT LINGSHA HES SO CUTE
hes good boy. jing yuan raised him well
this is maybe the first praise he's had to his face like. ever
at least in the entire game
well now we know why jing yuan was so uneasy
huaiyan's remark was so pointed jesus.
im curious to see where they'll go with this because i bet jy feels guilty as all hell
yes yunli thats what trauma does. and adding to it by insulting him and confiscating his property will totally help
she is so. 13. this is a 13yo
its striking me that yunli is everything yanqing haters claim that he is
i really hope yunli gets some character development. i can see all the yanqing stans realising this ^ and talking smack about her.
btw. dont do that. thats my 13yo edgy emo daughter
FEIXIAO IS SO HOT
well. i guess i do need a wind dps
oh my god shes so hot. oh my god
hes so excited to see her this is so cute
hey. she. she kinda looks like kiana. now that i think about it. with her hair like that and the blue eyes
ok its fine they dont share a va. false alarm. no kiana yet
bur GOD does she make me nostalgic for the og
kiana would absolutely say this
acheron come get your girl
DIPLOMACY KING!!!!
fearing how westerners will react to him being ticked off by yunli because they dont understance face
every girlboss must have her malewife
this warms my heart
she really is kaslana coded
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heartstopper s3e2 live episode reaction
and it's gonna start to get so much worse I wanna bask on that final scene for a little longer
bro it took me one hour to watch a half hour episode
"shame mom had to pull out" honestly yeah it's such a shame I'm gonna miss Sarah so much this season
but also HELLO AUNT PEGGY CARTER
oh he wrote it down lmao me too charlie
OH. OH OKAY CHARLES
bro and by the end of this they're gonna be having sex idk how I'm gonna cope
tori's face.... she's always so worried about charlie I get her so much
oh my god
JANE STOP
TORI SPRING CHARLIE'S #1 DEFENDER
"can you please not undermine me like that in front of him" stop making her do your job then she's a *child*
I see julio's prob not gonna be in this season either lol bc that was his line not tori's
oh my god auntie diane didn't know (or at least not officially bc i know sarah was gushing over charlie)
bro and nick came out to her just like that....... my baby boy I'm so proud of him
"you know me" "I do" oh I BET y'all do
"I'll be good" "not too good tho" OOHHHHHH AYEEEEEEEEEE
I know in the comics they've only been dating for a year and I know they're probably at MOST late 20s but please can we have a nathan/youssef wedding in s4 (at least just a mention)
STOP DARCY'S GRANDMA IS SO WHOLESOME please don't be transphobic
not sahar saying she's unsurprised about imogen's high drama grade skfjdkfk y'all are gonna be the messiest gfs
oh darcy baby
ALL NINES??????
OXBRIDGE PREP GROUP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LETS FUCKIN GO TARA
"exams mean nothing" oh tori baby
omg nick did terrible at math he's so relatable I love him
oh wait he passed math. is it obvious I'm not english lmao
"NEVER IN DOUBT" oh uncle rick you'll always be famous
god please let charlie go to menorca with nick's family next year please
oh that's not great
NOT A SHIRTLESS SELFIE NICHOLAS YOU WHORE
oh isaac youll get used to this don't worry (yes worry)
OH HELLO JACK MADDOX
"you're abandoning me again" god every time tori speaks it tugs at my heartstrings
"I don't wanna see mum" and she accepts it.... greatest big sister in the world bro
oh char
CATCH PLANES NOT FEELINGS LMFAOOOOOOO IMOGEN I LOVE YOU
OH AUNTIE DIANE IS A PSYCHIATRIST LETS GOOOOOOO TEAM PSYCH
oh nick baby talk to her she's about the single most qualified person you could be talking about this to
oh I love you darcy's grandma you're so cute
darcy giving away her skirts..... or should I say THEIR SKIRTS. LET'S GO NB DARCY
oh tori
oh tori no
oh my god tori no
bro tori is breaking my heart CAN WE GET MICHAEL HERE WE NEED SUNSHINE
TAO NOOOOOOOOOO
"I wish I'd sat still" oh no
bro this show is gonna fuck me up
Isaac being worried about charlie 😭 also isaac being annoyed is SO ME I'd be smacking them left and right like wow
NOT ELLE COPYING TAO'S "RRRUDE"
ISAAC WENT TO CHECK ON CHARLIE what the fuck no one appreciates isaac enough what the fuck
oh they're watching a movie :( bffs :(
I love them so much your honor
also where are imogen and sahar I miss them :(
oh my GOD TORI IS ON TUMBLR
HER BEST FRIENDS HER BROTHER I LOVE YOU TORIIII
I know this season probably kills any solitaire adaptation hopes but I would have loved to see solitaire :(
omg julio IS here and being horrible at cooking!
OH MY GOD SHES LOOKING AT HIS LAPTOP
TORI'S TEXTING NICK OH MY H OD
tori 🤝 nick -> being charlie's #1 stans
OH MY GOD SHE SAID ILY
BRO THATS SO CUTEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE THEM
oh my god that's so horrifying
god you can *feel* his anxiety
I'm preemptively crying don't mind me
I was right to start preemptively crying that was *so* bad oh my god
bro charlie's face how he can't contain the tears i
im not gonna cope well with any of this
oh god im literally *sobbing*
my cat heard me sobbing, started kneading on my legs for like a few seconds and then left lmao skfkskfldkf tjsgs not good none of this is great
there's no way that was the ending
they just had me sobbing my eyes out and were like "ok time for a break" ok THANKS
please give both joe and kit like a thousand emmys
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OK, took down the local mad mob that were threatening to kill Volo, while he provided helpful commentary from the sidelines.
Thanks, bud. XD
...and then after I finished the fight, the barrels promptly exploded and Volo died.
That seems incorrect. Let's try that again. I'm assuming they set a torch under him that I had a couple turns to remove but I didn't notice.
On closer inspection, restarting the fight, I realized there's a bunch of flame underneath the cart, so yeah - getting Volo off of it is actually the top priority here. Luckily Hector has a shiny triple dash he can use to get basically anywhere in the world in one turn.
(Also remembered to have Minsc summon Boo for the first time on the repeated fight. "GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!!!!" Boo has 20 hit points and a 6-13 point melee attack which I'm pretty sure is more than Hector had at the start of the game, because Boo is actually the true hero of these games. Minsc can throw the fancy trident we got from the djinn's trick for AOE damage, and can also throw Boo for style points.)
After being freed, Volo, because he is a dumbass (affectionate), chose - out of all the directions he could run - to run ACROSS the cart and therefore spend his entire turn standing in the fire area rather than GETTING AWAY FROM THE DAMN CART. We stan his single brain cell.
But he did live and we are able to talk to him after dealing with the threat.
"Gods... I really thought I was done for. I suppose thanks are in order - again. What's an heroic story without a little risking of one's neck, eh?"
"And you know what they say - the bigger the story, the more people want to kill you for it! ^_^ "
"I'll tell you all about it. But not here. Too many eyes, ears, and weapons about. Meet me at your camp."
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He trots off and Hector gives a heavy breath out and begins wiping the blood off his knuckles.
Jaheira laughs softly. "So much changes, year by year, and yet that old bag of wind is the same as ever he was."
"Perhaps he was also a statue," Minsc says brightly. "Minsc would be sorry to hear it - and Boo too - for it is a terribly itchy existence."
"No," Jaheira says with a dry grin. "I think he is like a cockroach - he does not die but merely skitters away from the light for a while. Though a cockroach, at least, does not emerge from its a hidey-hole with a new song of some unfortunate hero's sexual prowess."
Karlach groans heavily and shoves her sword into its sheathe on her back. "Do we really have to put that blowhard up again? He snores like a fucking thunderclap."
"It would be good to find out what he knows," Hector says mildly, smiling a little in spite of himself.
"Ugh. Fine. But if he starts threatening to stick something in your eye again, Hec, I'm sticking something in his."
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I have reached act 3 again but things went very differently than last time so here's some thoughts
thank you for the "all spiders become corpses" mod for sponsoring this playthrought
I love the idea of Hawke avoiding her own house for a week because I was like "NO" after seeing the "new quest: all that remains" pop up. It ended up making me do all of the other side quests available
i didn't have sebastian around the first time, but i did his quest this time and i don't care much about him but he's kinda nice
Anders did not kill that girl this time, thank god
Gascard you fucking bastard. Varric continues to be the fucking best by killing him with no second thoughts about it.
yes i cried again with Leandra's death, just....her saying 'i'm proud of you' and all that stuff she says in the end it got to me ok
Yes i also cried when Fenris showed up to comfort Hawke and being all like idk what to say (and we have this weird thing going on) but i'm here for you
NOT VARRIC TALKING TO HAWKE ABOUT HER AND FENRIS AFTER HER MOM JUST DIED- (and here was I thinking he was gonna say something about Leandra)
Aveline talking about her dad and then saying that how you grieve and for how long it your choice will also always make me cry
honestly I stan the Grand Cleric. What a queen and a boss
Merrill just declared herself to Hawke and i'm like oh my god i love you so much /platonic
...is it too bad if i say that Orsino can kinda get it?
CARVER IS NOT A DICK WHEN HE'S A WARDEN??? THANK THE HEAVENS
ISABELA CAME BACK OH THANK GOD JESUS THANK YOU SO MUCH (also her saying it's bc of hawke's influence i'm like Y E S)
Fighting the arishok with everyone else was so much easier oh my god
no screenshots for now cause it's 15 mins to 5am and i'm tired
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