#ok now I’m going to bed

[tayloralisonswift]

slut! is such an interesting exploration of the larger thesis of wildest dreams (this will end but it’s so good right now), specifically what will happen to her when it ends, what it will cost her, and ultimately taylor deciding that yes this moment is worth them slut shaming me for however long they will. that’s how lovesick she is. (it’s very Romantic but that’s another post.)

in general 1989 is an album obsessed with consequences. out of the woods repeatedly asks if it’ll end well. all you had to do was stay declares that there are consequences to her ex lover’s actions. i wish you would daydreams about what could’ve been if they’d made different choices. bad blood is about the consequences of betrayal. wildest dreams sees the end as it begins. how you get the girl is an instruction manual on how to get the outcome you want. clean describes a woman in the aftermath. wonderland discusses what she should’ve done differently to not end up here (essentially: everything she did.) new romantics takes the theme and plays around with it - maybe this is all gonna fuck me up, but isn’t the aesthetic worth it?! and then there’s the vault.

all of this is to say, 1989 is an album set in the past, with all the wisdom of what is to come. keeping that in mind makes slut! and its promise to pursue the thing that will hurt even more precious

[bright-and-burning]

i bet franco got today’s wordle in one

[goodluckbabeheffron]

moe took smokey’s gun in bastogne because he sold his to get to paris

[scentedinksandwhackedseals]

i can’t believe the best thing ever is going to happen to me in now approximately 4 days. and then again the day after that. what did i do to get this lucky?

[gravehags]

i’ve got a weird feeling about this date on saturday that i don’t think i’ve felt before a first date prior to this. it’s like 70% good feeling 30% anxiety. might be because she’s really into me and i’m simply not used to that energy honestly lmao

[thatswhatsushesaid]

me: reblogs two (2) will graham memes

tumblr: you want this right

[nerves-nebula]

I will do so much for a tumblr ask this isn’t even a joke, your ask could be “damn what them turtles do” and I’d take it as an excuse to put drawing turtle fanart at the top of my list of priorities because hey, I can’t keep the nice anon waiting now can I???

[beefstatic]

Hmmmmmmmm…. furry slug taur…. Slug furry but with taur peets… I can see her now……..

[laughyoudrecognize]

I shall name the tumblr wizard worm Wormlin

[thehotpilot]

when tommy is gently turning buck down and he has that sparkle in his eye and he touches his back and he calls him adorable and he’s wearing that shirt and his chest is peeking out and he looks so kind and he tilts his head all sweet and and and i would be crawling on the floor after him begging for a second chance

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

Screaming.

Please do not do this but I just screamed for 30 minutes so here’s what you should know.

Can’t do it continuously for very long, have to stop to breathe (amount of time and breaths it takes to recover depends on how long you hold it)

It is EXHAUSTING. Seriously, if your whumpee has been screaming for more than thirty seconds multiple times, they won’t have ANY energy to fight back against the whumper. My head was hanging down for a bit because I was just so tired. The exhaustion also caused dizziness when I stood up. Also it’s been around five minutes and my throat still hurts super bad.

Oddly, I could still talk, maybe a bit of rasp in my voice but still effectively and fairly easily. (Again, about thirty minutes with tiny breaks)

Seriously when the exhaustion hits, it hits H A R D

Mouth kinda hurts too tbh

Heart beats pretty rapidly during and shortly after

My head hurts

Both hurts and helps to cough

Update an hour later: slightly hurts throat to talk

Moral of the story:

Don’t scream so much that you exhaust yourself,

Make your whumpee scream to the whumpers content

[tayloralisonswift]

booping is the guy on the chiefs coming straight home to me

[preeningpisces]

Have a WIP of the worst mother in shonen for Mother’s Day!!

[adamarks]

If red suit had interacted with cat bell Stede would’ve gotten ed pregnant. Would’ve been too chaotic with the episode cuts.

[glossysoap]

18+

oh! thinking of captain price calling you “his soldier” while he’s kissing you :( while he’s fucking you :( while he’s eating you out :( while you’re bent over his lap with his fingers buried in you :(

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[nerves-nebula]

Yeah it throws off the whole groove

what if it was like this. what then.