#ok k o let s be heroes

[toonbibiana11]

CHRISTMAS HAPPY🎄🎁

SO KEEP WHO CHRISTMAS YOU TRUE HAPPY ALL NOT LOVE GOOD DISNEY.

[thevoidstaredback]

How To Balance (+guests) as more things that live in my head

Dick: 🎶PTSD... Anxiety... Crippling Depression, there is no question, please just kill me! Let me be with Harambee. I feel like shit every day! I'm asking you nicely, do it by drowning, under the sea!🎶

Tim: 🎶 I've no more fucks to give, my fucks have all run out! I tried to go fuck shopping, but there's no fucks on the shelf!🎶

Brucie Wayne, laying it on thick: 🎶My name is Karen! My hair is shiny. My teeth are perfect. My skirt is tiny. It barely covers my perky hiney. My name is Karen, I might not be smart! That's it.🎶

Bruce: So... who broke it? ... I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Alfred: I did. I broke-

Bruce: No, no you didn't. Tim?

Tim: Don't look at me. Look at Danny.

Danny: What? I didn't break it.

Tim: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Danny: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Tim: Suspicious.

Babs: If it matters - probably not - but Dick was the last one to use it.

Dick: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Babs: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Dick: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Barbra!

Alfred: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Bruce!

Bruce: No! Who broke it??!

Danny: Bruce... Selina's been awfully quiet.

Selina: REALLY??

Bruce: Yeah! Really.

Selina: Oh, my God!

Bruce: ...

Bruce: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Babs: 🎶I 👏 am ready 👏 for a 👏 nap!🎶

Dick: 🎶 I did it, I did. I jumped, I stepped, right off that cliff without a parachute. I looked over the edge and saw the view of something I could never do. And no part of me knew how, but the moment came and it had to be now, so, I did it, I did. I jumped, I stepped, right off that cliff without a parachute.🎶

Dick: Hey, you guys wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?

Tim: Yeah, dude, I need me a t-r-e-a-t

Danny: What'chu guys talkin' about?

Babs: Yeah, why'd you guys just spell des-

Dick: No, no, no, no! Shut up!

Tim: Shh!

Dick: Shut up! Don't say it

Babs: Uh, why?

Tim: Oh, god, how do we tell you this?

Dick: Danny..can't spell

Danny: :)

Babs: ...what?

Tim: He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so that way he doesn't get too excited

Babs: He's a hero, and he can't handle hearing the word 'treat'?

Danny: Treat?

Dick: No treat!

Danny: Treat?!

Dick: No treat!

Danny: Treat?!?

Dick: No treat!

Danny: Aw...

Babs: Okay, what is happening?

Dick: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t!

Danny: What'chu talkin' about?

Dick: Taxes.

Danny: Aw, shucks

Babs: So, what, you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Danny: Treat?

Tim: No treat!

Danny: Treat?!

Tim: No treat!!

Danny: Treat?!?

Tim: No treat!!!

Danny: Aw.....

Tim: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about f-o-o-d!

Babs: Okay, so, are we getting an s..n-a-c-k?

Danny: Snack?!

Tim: Oh, c'mon!

Dick: Dude, really?

Babs: Come on, I spelled it!

Tim: He knows how to spell 'snack'!

Babs: So he can spell 'snack', but he can't spell 'treat'?!

Danny: Treat?

Babs: No treat!!

Danny: Treat?!

Babs: No treat!!!

Danny: Treat?!?

Babs: No treat!!!!

Danny: God damn it!

Dick: Okay, he's getting fussy; it's time for an n-a-p

Danny: Yeah.. :D

Babs: What does n-a-p spell?

Danny: Party

Dick: LOOK! I'm a teenage girl, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence! So what's it gonna be: long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on, take your pick.

Tim: ...You got me in a box here.

Dick: AH-HAA!

Dick/Bruce: 🎶Cut my life into pieces!🎶

Danny/Tim: 🎶This is my chocolate bar!🎶

Danny, upon first glance of Wayne Manor: This house is a fucking Nightmare.

Dick: It's Muffin Time!

Danny: Actually, it's 12:30

Dick: Somebody kill me!

Danny: I can't believe giraffes exist but unicorns don't. What's more believable? A house with a horn or a leopard moose camel with a 40 foot neck?

Tim: That's why I switched to caffeine patches. You can stay awake for days with no side effects

Danny: ...

Tim: AHHHH!!!

Danny: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, 🎶Jason Derulo🎶

Child!Dick: ...What if I fall?

Mary Grayson: Oh, but what if you fly?

Danny: No capes! *slap*

Danny: Behold! The spee-i-der

Danny: Objection! Nu uh

Bruce: The fuck you mean 'nu uh'?!

[wildglitch]

What if Zombies!Spidey x DCU LETS GOOOOOOOOO-

O K-

So, This is the (Probably not the last, don't worry) post with ideas for my What If Zombies!Peter In the DCU AU. This is the post that (Finally) Focuses on the DC side of things. This post Is also going to be mainly focused on Peter and what he's up to cause he's the focus of this AU, but I’m probably gonna make another post with info on the other heroes, so If your interested in that, don't worry cause I am thinking about them (Bucky & Loki = Brainwashed bros)

Its also part 1 of Idk since this post kinda got away from me with its length (oops)

Anyways, without further adieu, let's start :D 

-So! starting this off with something fun and not that serious that I just found out. this should have probably gone in the first post but I didn't know this until now so here, a +1 info on “facts about the zombie apocalypse” tm. 

Ok, so at this point you know I like to play around with the timeline right? Ok so, I’m researching the dates and events things take place in right? Turns out, the snap happened in either May or June, and one source even said that it happened on May 31. Now, with this in mind and the fact that I said the apocalypse lasted between 7-8 months, what happens if you subtract 8 months from May? You get October. And if you add the date to it? Guys…I accidentally made it that the zombie apocalypse starts on Halloween! That's just insane!

The official timeline now is 7 months of the zombie apocalypse, no more no less, sorry, I don't make the rules :^ (omg I made Antman & the Wasp a halloween movie lmao. It fits)

-Alright so, Peter, Head Scott/w the cloke and T’challa are on a plane on their way to Wakanda when all of a sudden, well, how many of you seen the Young Justice Episode s1e19 Misplaced? (Btw have I talked about how much I love Billy batson? I will one of these days ok, and that's a threat) well anyways

Airplane squad: *”peacefully” traumatized on a plane to Wakanda

Airplane squad: *the people on the plane fucking fazes out of reality leaving him alone to fly the plane*

Peter: *Panik*

Peter: *feels a pull wanting to take him but fighting it off as he tries to fly a fucking plane*

Peter: *also fades out of reality but much later the other and is now falling to certain doom in the middle of the ocean*

Peter: “Oh What the F-”

Ya that-

I mixed aspects of the snap and scene from misplaced as their way of splitting up. And, they did split up. A high speed plane plus the time it took them to disappear firmly separates Peter from the rest of the heros. And thus the adventure commences

-unlike Billy who can fly, Peter falls head first at top speeds and a thousand meters high into the ocean.  This can happen a few different ways

1) Peter is stranded, and is found by Young Justice or any superhero team that was passing through the ocean and thinks “Oh shoot, that's a child”. And this is how he ends up with the league. This one is kinda fast and there wouldn't be any identity reveal since at this point this Peter has no concept of such a thing. But a good way to work around this is memory loss. Not really my cup of tea but I can very much see this happening considering how hard he hit his head

2) …So Peter fucking dies-

Listen! I somehow started off with my 2 most opposite extremes of ideas, but hear me out. The fall? It kills him. But lets say that some cult or the league of assassins or some shit find his body, realize he’s a “meta” and decide “Yeah, this is a good revival candidate” And they revive the poor sucker. He is held captive HYDRA style and they try to turn him into a weapon. Obviously, he escapes, set free onto the world with a few months of trauma and a stolen one way ticket anywhere. And that anywhere just so happens to be Gotham. I’ll let your mind take it from there

3) This is the last version of events I’m gonna mention and I think this one is the one I'm sticking with, purely for the comedic potential I can see coming out of this. So Peter fought back the spell right? Well unlike the snap where he was fighting a force of nature were he would not have won, Peter was fighting Loki off, which,

Peter: Fighting off that staticy feeling that's trying to take him

Loki: *Genuinely struggling to get this non magic kid to corporate with him*

Loki: Damnit CHILD! I'm trying to save your worthless life!

Peter: *Legit almost wins and gets left by himself in the zombieland* 

Loki: …What did they feed you?

Yeah, so since Loki had to focus on getting that idiot spider child to cooperate, he loses track of everyone else, and all of a sudden, the fuzzy mental image he had of everyone dissipates, and Peters becomes the full focus. This lets him save the kid from the crash, but he now doesn't know where all of the others are, including his brother, and now he can't really get to any of them.

-Peter is saved with a spell that's basically the bubble from steven universe but Loki style. He can breathe just fine, but he can't get out or call for hell. He spends many Hours like this.

-Ok so, Loki is a god. We have established this, I keep mentioning it (sorry) he himself brings this up multiple times. What is something gods tend to have sometimes? Avatars, people who act out their will on Earth. You see where I'm going with this? Since Peter is the only mortal from his world he has access to, and because he is stuck on the watchtower, he decides to make a deal with Peter to make him his Avatar and have him look for the others (Thor). Peter, after having most of the situation explained to him, accepts his offer, with a few conditions here and there that prevent Loki from taking full advantage of him. But at the end of the day, they are both desperate and accept the others' offers and conditions with little fuss.

-Deals and conditions for the avatar contract between Peter and Loki

Loki’s Mission: Find the other mortals and spread chaos as his agent Loki’s Offer: Slight magical aid, “ability boost”, Protection from other magical entities, Godly guide and knowledge and Loki wont force Peter into doing anything too grotesque Loki’s conditions for Peter: He will be able to access anything Peter is seeing and be able to take control of any situation if he sees it fit, he must go on the missions he sends him on, And if the situation ever truly demands it, he will listen to everything Loki tells him to do Peter’s Mission: Finding his friends and finding a cure to his world in this new one as Loki’s Agent. He must also make good impressions on other Magical being in this world as to not shame the god he’s representing Peter Offer: His loyalty and tentative trust, he won't argue too much and will do his absolut best to find Thor. he will Listen to Loki and do what he says Peter’s Conditions for Loki: Will become his Avatar as long as he gets to keep being a hero and doesn't have to hurt or kill people. He will only do a mission once a month, and he will not advertise the Avatar bit. Peter gets free will, He can refuse to do something as long as he isn't demanded of it.

With this, a hand shake, and some blood, The deal is made in the bubble in the middle of the ocean.

-Peter is now Loki’s Avatar, Moonknight style, Yay! They don't really like each other that much due to circumstance but it's fineeeeeee. I did this because 1) I thought of a scenario that didn't really make sense unless Peter was somehow talking to him 2) It’s a little nod to the fact most of the fics have the snapped souls with Peter on his adventure. I thought that this way he can still have his voice in his head , it's not that crowded because it's only one voice, and it's not that Intrusive because Loki isn't going to be with Peter 24/7 only when he needs him, he's using some of his powers, or when he can sense distress or danger coming from Peter- Other than that he's stuck at the watchtower trying to plan his next moves. And 3) Cause the thought came to me and i thought it was fucking Holirouse.

-With Some trickery, Peter sneaks onto a boat and spends his time hidden under the deck pretending and hides like a corner spider the whole trip

-Peter in his, Hasn't been around actual living breathing humans for such a long time, self, breaks down and cries at the docks. Coincidentally, The bats are doing a drug bust there and a wearhouse not 10 feet away from him blows up. 

-Peter in his typical fashion, Puts on his mask and runs into the building looking for survivors.

-The bats, not knowing what happened, see’s this costume stranger helping the thugs get away and immediately clocks him as a villain. Opps

-They fight, misunderstandings happen and now, The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man Is on the front page as gothams hottest new Rogue. Well shit

-Peter being the smart guy he is, squats at an unoccupied apartment and claims it as his. Then Loki shows up after weeks of radio silence, takes one look at the place and says, hell nah, and fixes the place up with magic making the place more than livable. With some (probably magical) persuasion, the guy renting out the place actually puts him on the lease with 50 bucks of monthly rent. Does Peter feel guilty…well? Gotta roll with the punches man. Plus, this place looks nice, ignoring his 20 something neighbor that has enough blood on him to turn his white hair dye red that had sent his spider sense. This is fine.

-With some help from the voice in his head and walking through dark alleys at night, he finds a guy that works for immigration and was selling sketchy (But legit) identities. Not really trusting the guy but in desperate need and ID for the lease he was about to sign, He coughs up all the savings he had, took a Photo, and Ben P. Riley was born. He said he didn't trust the guy.

-Peter has decided to go by an alias for a few reasons, like not knowing if there was already another Peter Parker in this reality and not really wanting to risk it or the plain fact that he didn't really trust anyone in this new reality with it  (Loki and his magical guidance, he has firmly decided to never give out his name so freely ever again). His name is one of the last things from his past life that he can call his own, And if his “Villainous” identity was revealed as Peter Parker, he didn't know if he could handle it. The most simple reason was that he just missed his family and wanted something in this new life he was making for himself to remind himself of them. Ofcourse, he still added that P in there middle so as to not completely erase himself.

-Peter spends a full month just trying to get used to living in a society again, This causes some problems and misunderstandings.

-After many series of misunderstandings and mishaps, everyone thinking he's evil, Peter decides, YK what's, If I can't beat them, join them. Peter starts going out as the “Villain Spider-Man” doing sketchy shit (normal teenage shit) and causing a commotion in Gotham. Peter counts this as his act of mischief and Loki agrees when he sees the kid sell his own photos to the newspaper. Peter isn't actually doing anything evil, it's just his presence that brings fear. The fact that the bats have caught him breaking into multiple high security facilities doesn't really help his case

-Peter spends his months looking through files and files of info searching for the others, but has just about no luck on anything.

-Peter, forced by a mission, goes undercover in Gotham prep to follow one of Loki’s leads. He doesn't really know what he's doing here, but this Tim guy is pretty nice

-Cause of the amazing pictures he keeps selling to the paper, the company hires him full time as their photographer for special events and even lets him write a few articles when they see the notes he puts next to his pictures that provide contexts and stuff like that. This job opens Peter to search to a whole new horizon.

-With Peter's new job, hes sent to many different cities which introduces him to many different people

-He meets Jimmy Olson on a trip to Metropolis and hits it off pretty well with the older man. Jimmy introduces him to his friends and coworkers Lois and Clark, both of whom are just a delegate. Though that Clark guy as not stopped setting of his spider sense since he met him

-The next place he went to was a city called Fawcett, where he was sent to help with a story with one of the local reporters who was apparently his age.

Boss guy: Ben, meet Billy. You two will be working together on the report for this years summer festival

Peter: *Looks at Billy*

Billy: *Looks at ‘Ben’*

*Insert that one Spider-Man meme*

The two sniff each other out as godly “employees” and exchange numbers. And thus, a friendship was born as Billy decided to keep an eye out for any other reality travelers, and Peter is put as one of his emergency contacts to help him get out of shit since he was “technically 20 according to his ID”

-Peter is also sent to Gothams sister city Bludhaven. Peter,ends up meeting a weird police officer that keeps expecting him to take pictures of the guy. But he's nice enough and bought him a hotdog and a cinnamon roll(even though he now thinks he's allergic to them), so the weird outweighs the good.

-On his trip to Bludhaven, Peter decides to go out as spider-man. Not to cause trouble, but to go sightseeing and swinging without the interference of a bat. He ends up sitting upside down on an old building (like that one Atsv scene)  working on some leads he has when all of a sudden, Nightwing appeared right behind him dangling off the side of the building like a mad man giving him a heart attack. Nightwing is about to confront the spider after his sneak attack was caught, but before he does, Peter holds out the cinnamon roll towards the vigilante as a peace offering rushing out the words “Please don't hit me!” and Nightwing just stares. He stares long and hard looking between the treat and the Spider mask. Peter was about to run from them when Nightwing sort of just…sits. Or sits at the best of his abilities with no gravity defying powers. He actually does a pretty good job at it. Nightwing takes to offering with a nod and the 2 just sort of sit there in silence. It's awkward and weird, and quiet but for some reason he doesn't feel as uncomfortable as he thinks he should. Even less when he feels the ringing of his spider senses slowly die down as the minutes pass until it's just a constant hum at the back of his head

-They don't talk after that but from here is a turning point as to how the Bat clan view the spider.

More? Nay I say! (There will be a part 2 to this specific post, but it has gotten too long and I need to go to bed. So hopefully this will do for now :^) Plus this feels like agood stoping point since I feel like that ending would mark the ending to an arc

Please let me know what you think of this AU. I love seeing other people's ideas and thoughts. It fuels me lo

And make sure to keep an eye out for Part 2 of this post.

Later

[lifeonthemurdersim]

A Perfect Mind Fandom/Universe: Human Nature / Sadistic By Nature Universe Characters/Pairing: Theodore Kingswell x Jet Michaels AO3 Link(full tags, warnings etc here)Word count: 3,632 words Synopsis: Theo loves every part of Jet. Every part. But that doesn't mean he doesn't have his favourites... Author's Note: Jet belongs to @cptsadist! I am... so sorry about this(except not in the slightest) lovely! 😅 More about Gorekinktober on my pinned post here! Kinktober prompt(s) used: Body Worship Goretober prompt used: Exposed Brains

He had to work quickly. Most people, when they fainted, only lost consciousness for a few minutes at most. So he had to settle for hiding the corpse in the closet and hoping not too much blood dripped out, though it was already pretty much everywhere by this point. What he mustn't do was forget again. Once the smell of rotting flesh got into your apartment, it didn't come back out easily. He knew that from experience. He'd have to find a way to dispose of it when Jet was...

Wait, when would he? He certainly wasn't going to allow him out. After everything that just happened he was reluctant to even let him out of his sight. It might have to be when he was asleep tonight. As long as he didn't wake him up or he'd be screwed. He felt like everything was unravelling around him. When did love become so complicated?

He didn't have long to dwell on it though, because no sooner had he got the doors shut tight and pick Hauer's bag back up, as there was a stirring from the bed. He turned and walked quickly back over, looking over Jet carefully, pushing his hair back off of his forehead. "Heyyyyy." he said in a soft, caring tone, giving him a little smile and dropping the bag back down on the bed.

"Theo?" he replied, shifting up to sitting despite his wrist still being cuffed. "Where's-"

"They're gone... they... left..." he interrupted quickly, then realised even his beloved Jet with his sweet, wonderfully trusting nature might not be able to be persuaded out of believing things he'd seen with his own eyes. "I uh... called an ambulance." he lied hastily. "I know it looked bad, Jet, but... they're gonna be fine." He realised that the fucking weird wannabe hero shit she had yelled just before he cut into her might actually work in his favour here. "She even told you herself she'd be OK, right?"

"Oh." Jet replied, looking at Theo with an uncertainty he didn't have earlier. "O...K...." Theo hated that. How dare they come back into his life and mess with his Jet, after everything he'd done for them? How dare they turn Jet against him? "I... guess that makes sense..."

"They've... they've poisoned you." Theo said, feeling near heartbroken, that churning feeling working it's way around his gut again. "You don't like me anymore...."

"What?" Jet responded. "No, no... I still like you!" he insisted. It was really hard for Theo to know if he meant it or was responding in fear now. "It's just... a little hard to believe, you know?" He peered up, eyeing up all the blood on the carpet and looking a little queasy.

"I... guess I get it." Theo said softly. He wouldn't let that interfere with what they had though. He couldn't. "Look..." He brushed his fingertips against the side of Jet's face, and the smaller man looked up at him, drawn in by the touch. "Can we just... forget all of that happened... pretend it never happened... go back to... how things were before?" he asked desperately. He wasn't even sure he wanted that. The way things were wasn't enough, it was never enough.

"I... I don't know if we can go back, Theo..." Jet replied uncertainly. "You said you loved me..." he said a little incredulously, but while he looked happy about that, the doubt began to creep back over his expression. "You said you've been watching me for... how long now?" Theo swallowed, not sure if this was going to work for or against him.

"Uh... almost a year now." he admitted. "I... I actually came across you for work reasons. You... sold me some information I needed to get this exposé shot the paper wanted. But I needed another and I..." He'd been so sick of communicating online, it really wasn't his thing. He couldn't explain that part now though; he didn't want Jet to know that. God, had he already said too much. Jet had agreed to meet him in a slightly shady bar downtown, obviously quite trusting.

When he saw him at the bar however, he faltered rather suddenly. He'd expected some awkward computer nerd. Instead Jet was talking to the barman and he looked so happy, confident, normal. Theo didn't have the confidence to talk to someone like that. So he walked straight past, hovered from a distance for a while and eventually left. But something changed in him that day. He became obsessed with wanting to be that man, that confident man at the bar.

"And you what?" Jet asked, as he'd apparently trailed right off.

"I... watched you for a long time..." he explained. So long that it became more than aspiration. It became attraction, too. The want to be Jet never really went away, but the want to also be with him emerged, and he found the metronome swung wildly between the two when it came to what was strongest. He wanted to be inside his body in every sense of the world. Even now, even with having had one of those experiences first hand, both longings were ever present. "So like I said... this isn't just some dumb crush, I... I love you, Jet. I love every single part of you." He took his beloved's hand again, holding it with both of his and kissing the back of it

"R-really?" he asked, blushing deeply as he locked eyes with him. "All of me?"

"Yes, Jet." he breathes reverently. "All of you. Perfect, beautiful, flawless you."

"Theo, I'm not p-" he begun, then giggled a little as Theo began to run soft kisses up and down his fingers. "Oh, that... feels nice..."

"Shhhh." Theo replied softly. "You are. You absolutely are." He believed it wholly. He'd destroy anyone who suggested his boy was in any way flawed. Oh... maybe he shouldn't think like that. But right now, after everything that happened, even Theo knew he wasn't feeling the most... stable. "I adore you, Jet. I worship you. Every inch of you..." He kissed his way up the back of the smaller man's hand again, all the way to his shoulder.

"O-oh!" Jet stuttered as the kisses reached his neck. Theo kissed up and down it as he went along, earning soft little moans from the goth before he went back down his other shoulder, arm, hand. This was the one that was cuffed. He looked up at Jet for a moment, then pulled off the key at his neck and undid the cuff, pulling Jet's hand to him as he released it. He looked for new parts to appreciate, flipping his hand over and then kissing at his wrist.

"I adore... the very blood that flows through these veins..." he said, kissing the sensitive spot and also planting his nose there to smell his scent. "If only... I could see it... right now..."

"Oh!" Jet replied. "Uh... look Theo, that's... that's really nice but I think... maybe you should stick to the bits you... can see?" More... very slight uncertainty. Poisoned his Jet. Poisoned his Jet. He had to stop worrying about it. She was dead. They couldn't ever touch him again. Touched his Jet. Touched his Jet. He willed his brain to stop reminding him. "Theo? Are you OK?"

"Yes... of course... perfect..." he murmured absently. He screwed his eyes shut for a moment, trying to rid it of the horrible images it kept conjuring up, and pressed on, doing what Jet asked and focusing on what he could see, touch, kiss. He returned to working down his hand, pressing a kiss right into his palm, sticking his tongue out a little and grazing along his fingers. Jet gasped as he did it, subtly shifting his shoulders, looking like he was enjoying it very much. "You like that, my little gem?" he asks Jet.

"Yeah..." Jet replied, biting at his lip slightly. "I... really, really do." Theo smiled and began to run his tongue back onto the other's palm in a soft circle, to his wrist again, his inner arm, back up his bicep and shoulder, swirling right inside of his collarbone, up his neck. Jet gripped at his shirt, pulling him in for a desperate kiss that took him by surprise a little.

Theo didn't back away from the kiss, slipping his tongue into Jet's mouth with gentle pressure, letting his body fall against the shorter man's a little. He loved him so much, he could easily just melt right into him. At the same time, everything was screaming at him from his ritual being interrupted. He didn't know... he didn't know... Theo had to keep it together.

He pulled away from the other's lips before he could get carried away, beginning to move to kiss one of Jet's cheeks, then the other, then his nose, then up to his forehead. He lingered there a moment as he stroked his hair back. Thinking about that wonderful brain that lurked inside there. Jet closed his eyes with a sweet little giggle, but then looked up at Theo as he hovered there.

"Theo..." he said. "This is cute but I..." he locked eyes with him a little feverishly, hand moving to his cheek. "I need you... fuck me... please..." Theo stared at him for a second but then shook his head, frowning just a little even though part of him wanted that too.

"No... nono..." he responds breathily. "I need... I need to worship all of you... first..."

"Theo..." Jet whines, thrusting up towards him, obviously a little keen for contact. Theo can feel that he's already hard against his inner thigh, and he's certainly getting there himself, too. "You don't... you don't have to do that..."

"Please... Jet..." Theo begs back, running a hand over his face, down onto his neck, his hand gripping it, but lightly, so lightly. "You need to let me touch all of you... t-to show you that I love all of you..." he explained, reaching down to run a hand along his knees, his calves, anywhere he could reach, just as desperate to complete that as Jet was to have Theo inside of him.

"OK..." Jet says. "Uh... maybe..." he began, clearly wracking his brains for an idea of how to help. So sweet of him. The best. "What if you just... pick your favorite part... and you can... worship that however you want." he suggested, biting at his lip a little.

"I... I don't know..." he replied, still trying to touch all he can of Jet, running a hand up under his shirt and onto his bare skin, making the other shiver with excitement. It's partly the compulsion and partly because he thinks it might be... weird to admit the truth. Jet seems to pick up on his expression.

"Theo..." Jet said, putting a hand to his shoulder. "If it's somewhere I'm gonna enjoy I'm all for it." he replied. "But even if it's somewhere a bit less... usual... I'm not gonna judge, OK?" Theo looks at him for a moment. His expression is so sweet that he really can't bear to turn him down.

"Y-yes... OK..." he replied. He pulled the bag he stole from the doctor across. He had managed to get some diazepam from Hauer legitimately before he decided to take it. He started to kiss his way back down Jet's face, neck, shoulder and arm but this time he stopped when he got to his inner elbow, running his thumb over the sensitive skin there.

"There?" Jet replied, looking down at what he was doing. Theo shook his head, searching carefully for a vein. When he was confident he could get one without a tourniquet, he pulled the small syringe from the side pocket of the bag. At least that was actually prepped for him. "Woah, what is that?" Jet asked.

"Just a... little something to relax you..." Theo explained. He unsheathed the tip of the needle and then went back, stretching the skin to make the vein prominent enough. "Make it... easier..."

"OK but you don't really have to do that, I mean... I'm cool with whatever you want to do to me!" He winked, but then there was a pause, another hesitation. One that still needed stamping out, in Theo's opinion. "Wait, what... do you want to do, exactly? Is this... about my blood again?"

"Shhhh..." Theo replies, sticking the needle into Jet's vein. "My favourite part isn't your blood, silly..."

"Oh! OK good!" Jet replied. "Because y'know, I didn't know if I could handle seeing any more!" he admitted. Theo proceeded with injecting the drug in silently. He wasn't sure how to tell his sweet little Jet that just because he wasn't going for his blood, that didn't mean there wouldn't be any more. Best not to, really. It wasn't really a lie, just an... omission.

"Just... try to relax a little, my darling." he told him as he pulled the needle out, pressing hard with his thumb and keeping it there for a moment. It might take a couple of minutes to kick in.

"OK I'll... try I guess!" Jet said brightly. Theo smiled at him, planting kisses along his neck, his cheek, his lips. He got caught up there again, kissing him a little longer, the passion between them still very evident. Jet was letting out the cutest little whimpers, his hands all over Theo. The urge to fuck him was still very much there. But he couldn't give in. He'd already accepted a compromise his mind could handle, and he needed to follow through with that to get any peace. This way he would get to be inside him in a way he's never been before.

"How are you feeling?" he asked Jet as he pulled away again. The other's grey eyes were unusually focused.

"Oh, uh... nice actually." Jet replied, his tone calmer than usual, if a little flat of his usual enthusiasm. "Quite... chill."

"Good." Theo said affectionately. He raised Jet's hand with his own, feeling the lack of resistance. Like his own little rag doll. "I want you to be comfortable, always..." It was just a shame he didn't get his hands on any kind of anaesthetic. But... it would just be a little cut. Mostly through bone. He wouldn't really feel it. "OK I'm... I'm ready to see it now." he murmured as he planted a kiss to Jet's cheek.

"Do I need to move?" his love asked with a little smile. Theo shook his head, raising himself up a little, moving his legs from between Jet's to straddling him, trying not to put too much weight on him.

"No, you... stay right there." Theo tells him a little deliriously. He turns Jet's face to the side with his hand so he's pinned to the bed, thumb and forefinger holding him down fairly firmly by his jaw. Jet gives him a slightly flirty glance at that. His other hand reaches up to brush the longer side of Jet's hair back away from the shaved side. That will make it so much easier. Just one of those things that makes him so perfect. He lifts his hand from Jet's throat again but the other doesn't move from that position. It's likely a lot of effort for him to do so now.

Theo looks back into the bag for what he needs. A long, thin, silver tool that was his reason for grabbing the bag in the first place. Because part of him knew, sooner or later he'd just have to see it. "I uh... saw this in a movie." he joked. This won't be like that though. That was awful. This will be... nice, and soft, and quick, and he'll be the one in control of it. First to test. He pulled the tool out. It wasn't battery operated, but there was an outlet at the side of the bed where he was able to plug it in.

"What... is that for?" Jet asked, sounding a little worried even amongst the calm.

"I need to see it, Jet. To... to kiss it." He runs a hand along the other's scalp. "My... my favourite part... like you said..."

"OK but what is your favorite-" he began, only to be cut off by the sharp whirr as Theo starts up the tiny drill. "Theo... wh-what are you...?" he heard him stammer, but he was too focused now. He had to see it. To show he worshipped it. Then they could continue.

He stops the drill momentarily, touches it to Jet's skin. "Theo... maybe... maybe don't do this?!" the goth begged as he tried to move away, but his movements are slow, groggy. Theo shushes him again as he pins his neck to the bed; just as gentle as before at first but as Jet tries to squirm he becomes a lot firmer. Not rough, just enough to keep him in place under the relaxant's effect. He strokes the drill gently across the side of Jet's head, still off currently while Jet looks up at him wide-eyed and terrified. "Y-you're gonna... leave that off, right?" he asks drowsily.

"Heyy, shhh..." Theo repeated. He lifted the drill a little, switching it on with another buzz and poking right into Jet's head as a test. Blood sprayed out, Jet cried out, and it hurt Theo, hurt him down deep in his stomach. He drew it back sharply, he couldn't bear to see or hear Jet in pain, but... he had to. He had to do this now. He couldn't go back.

"I'm sorry... I'm so s-sorry..." he repeated. He kissed the bloodied area apologetically, licking some of the blood from the wound.

"Th-theo..." Jet whimpered. "This hurts... like... really fucking hurts!"

"Shhhhh, shh, close your eyes my sweet little gem." Theo replied, trying not to cry. "We don't want you to see the blood and pass out again." Jet obeyed that part, closing his eyes, but he didn't stop fighting verbally.

"Please, Theo..." he whimpered. "Look... if this is about before I'm... I'm sorry. Just... please don't hurt me..."

It wasn't about before. Not really. Or at least it hadn't been. But then he thought about how he felt when he saw their hand on the back of his perfect boy's neck. The way they both looked when he found the two of them on the bed. No matter what they both insisted it was like finding Tash and her lover all over again. He didn't want things to go like that. Oh god... he didn't want to end up killing Jet. Once he'd finished this routine, somehow that memory would be gone, it would be over. He watches Ebony's dried blood mix with Jet's fresh blood on his hands. He had to do this. Then the past could be the past, and they could be together.

The happy ending was right within his grasp.

Jet was still whimpering out beneath him. It pulled at his heartstrings hearing his boy like that. He closed his own eyes for a moment, imagining they were the same whimpers and moans Jet made when he was inside him, and it placated him. Jet loved... loved when he was inside him. It was fine. He could keep going.

Just a little. Just a little. He just wanted to see it. He opened his eyes inserted the drill back into the hole he'd made in Jet's skin and skull with a soft squelch, careful not to go too deep. Then he switched the drill back on and began to carve the smallest heart he could. It was a very crude, lopsided heart, very small. He didn't want to hurt him. He didn't want to hurt him. Didn't want to change anything about him or his wonderful brain. Over the buzz of the tool, Jet was absolutely screaming now. Theo held him down by his head, elbow resting against the other's shoulder as blood began to spray out all over them both.

"Shhhh, come on now babyboy." he says as if he was just getting a little too loud in bed again, beginning to tune out the noise as he focused on what he was trying to do. "Remember what I said about waking the neighbours..." He's always noisy. Theo loves when he's noisy. He would never try and change that so... so it was fine. It was fine that he was screaming. "Because I love you..." he murmured. There was actually more noise in the distance, it sounded like something rather large was thundering it's way down the corridor to his apartment, but he can't focus on anything but the little heart he's carved.

He removed the small piece of bone from Jet's skull with a pair of large tweezers, holding it out of the way. He just needed to see it. "The...eo..." Jet begged in a pained, woozy gasp, apparently not able to even scream anymore. "Stop... please..." He tuned it out like everything else. Tuned it out so hard that he didn't even really register the door to his apartment being practically torn open.

"There it is..." Theo murmured with a smile, looking over the folds and squiggles of Jet's brain, his own crying out at him to touch it, to get inside of there, inside of Jet where he belonged. He leaned down and pushed his lips through the tiny, blood-smeared hole to plant a kiss onto it. "My favourite part..."

He didn't register the large grayish figure bounding into the room, the doctor following him barking a command, or the large hands on his head and chin coming up from behind him. He was too busy being perfectly, beautifully, flawlessly happy.

End notes(yeah there's a lot more than normal): -There is a direct prequel to this in a couple of days which explains how they got to this starting point! I did think about swapping the days over but I kind of like things being told out of order! -As for what happens afterwards, if you combine what Jet says to Was in Face The Mirror and Hauer's memories in Exposing a Heart that gives a good overview of it. -I had a strong idea for this ages ago based on the prompts but I've been struggling so much with getting into Theo's mindset for personal reasons. I only just managed to finish it last night! -Jet was originally going to die in this, Theo was going to open his brain right up, but the shared canon saved him. -Theo wasn't originally going to die right after this, the shared canon doomed him. -I also found it so hard to write the balance between Jet being overly trusting of and liking the attention from Theo and having some degree of "OK wtf this can't be right", but I think I did OK 😅

[alritestoodeos]

Summoning the OG timeline characters (badly) Pt. 4

Our story begins with the kind and humble Havik, who sees a boy named Shujinko, who is training to be the very best, like no one ever was. Now, Havik resided in Chaosrealm, where the only rule was there were no rules, and he wanted to share this with young Shujinko. So he fucking jumps the kid and Shujinko fairs off against him. Then Havik, being the tweaker he is, is like “Good job bud your training is done. Then Shujinko is like “WTF DO YOU MEAN TRAINING IS DONE U TRIED KILLING ME BITCH” and Havik was like “Yea that’s the training lmfao” and Shujinko’s like “ohhh lmfao. So what’s good g?” and Havik is like “there’s some MCGA asswholes from Orderrealm who want to get rid of the  c h a o s . So I want you to kick they asses and put these silly little armbands on them that says they like chaos” and Shujinko’s like “lmao thats sum good shit. Brb,” and Shujinko leaves, and on his way back he talks to Havik and is like “my man Havik I did it. But why tf was they in a water temple?” and Havik is like “Water’s gucci af” and Shujinko’s like “oh ok lol can i have a key to get a Kamidogu now?” which is an ancient artifact the “elder gods” want him to get, and Havik’s like “oh shi tru here” and he gives shujinko the key. So Shujinko leaves and now Havik is alone again. Yep. All alone. Noothing to do in Chaosrealm except scream and do silly shit. Yep. Very fun. … … … “Oh shit wait I remember some dude telling me that if those Kamodo Dragon things merge together, Onaga the Dragon King will come back and rule over all the realms. Can’t have that. No sir. I hate rules” so Havik makes his way to Onaga’s temple and on the way finds a burned cripple and is like “dude tf are you good?” and he’s like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-” and Havik’s like “sweet. So tell me about yourself Kabal” and Kabal’s like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-” and Havik’s like “Oh shit he took your hookswords, too? Damn. Red Dragon ain got no chill. Say why dont you start the black dragon back up with you as the leader?” and Kabal is like “AAAAAAAAAAAAlright. Sounds sick” so Havik heals him up with his silly powers and now Kabal is better than ever, but Havik also had to make him criminally insane bc thats how Chaos magic works. So Kabal and Havik pull up in Earthrelam and they find this Afghani refugee and she’s also criminally inane, and Kabal and Havik are like “come with us” and she’s like “ok” and then they go to new york city and they find this maniac going around robbing and killing people with martial arts and fucking fire and they’re like “sick” and they find him and he’s like “WHO DARES CHALLENGE THE GREAT POWERFUL KOBRA-” and Havik’s like “sick ok you wanna join us?” and Kobra’s like “ok”, and thus Black Dragon: The Squeakquel was formed. And Havik’s like “alr boys plan’s simple. Shujinko’s on his way to resurrect Onaga fsr and we don’t want that because he’ll make everything have rules and stuff. So what we’re gonna do is wait for the heroes of the realms to come by and help Shujinko bc he’s dumb as nuts and doesn’t know what he’s doing, we let everyone kick Onaga’s keester, and that’s when I go in, eat his heart, and we become ruler of the realms” and they’re like “k” and so they go, and sure enough, the heroes of the realms had defeated Onaga. But before Havik could get to Onaga, Nightwolf, one of the heroes, is like “we defeated Onaga, that’s crazy, woah! Let’s send him to Netherealm, the stupid ho!” and so he sends his soul to Netherrealm before Havik could get his heart. And then Havik isn’t really seen until the fight of Armageddon fighting Cyrax, and then he dies like pretty much everyone else.

[superbattrash]

Shut up, I’ll go to bed after this one

These names are….. something

Just call yourself Boom, bro 🙄 don’t put murder in your name, that’s just stupid

If they kill my boy, I’m gonna riot so hard

..fuck. I’m gonna watch one more episode aren’t I?

Oh? I’m another new intro? At least this one is pretty. Still boring tho :/ hmm. Could grow on me ig

So a creepy old teacher? Well that shouldn’t surprise me

That suit is better than the other one, let’s be real

BRO. OLD DUDE ASKED YOU TO DO SOMETHING, JUST DO IT. You THINK TOO MUCH 🙄 the old man is absolutely right. You gotta do whaT YOU TOLD TODOROKI TO DO, YOU IDIOT

Oh someone who doesn’t like Bakugo? Surprise surprise. Huh. Okay, so he gets a calm and collected teacher? That’s good ig

What? He seriously accepted his dad’s offer? Why the fuck would you DO THAT????

You’re getting better kiddo but uh. Still not good 😂

Oh? A young All Might? 👁️👁️✨ Toshinori, yes. I have to remember that.

Ooohhhh :O oh oh oh!!! Now THAT is a hero!!

Aw COME ON I CANT KEEP WATCHING THIS SHOW >:/

..ok one more

Oh handface really is disgusting

Iida’s drowning in his own anger and guilt and hatred, sweetie, that’s how he’s doing

I really like Iida’s teacher dude, he’s a cutie

Why is your tonGUE ALL WOBBLY

Oh ewwwww 😰 there are more nomus????? Yuck

Just get off on that stop, idiot, you know you want to. Oh never mind it’s - OH NO EW IT’S THEM…. Wait, are we gonna get a teacher death???? Nooooooo

NO!!! NO NO NO!!!! IIDA NOOOOO PLEASE DONT!!!! DONT DO THIS BABY PLEASE

OH COME ON STOP DOING THIS TO ME >:(((((

…yeah ok the opening felt like something good for once here

Oh EUGH >:S why are YOU here? Blegh

Iida, my sweet baby child 😭❤️❤️ NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! STOP STOP STOOOOOP DONT DO THIS PLEASE STOP THIS NO NO NO NOOOOO!!!!!!! NO IIDA PLEASE NO

DEKUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god first time you’re A REAL HERO MY LITTLE ANNOYING CRY BABY

FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NOOOOO

PLEASE BE TODOROKI!!!!!! PLEASS BE OH FUCK YES THANK THE FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!

Oh heheheheheheh he has his number, aww :3 I mean um. Good on u boys

Oh EW EW EW EW LICKING A CHILD???? YOU FUCKING CREEP

Get over yourself, Iida, you’re just making it worse :/

FU C K YEaAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT’S MY BOYS

Oh the music 🥺🥺🥺 oh. Oh my heart 😭 JESUS CHRIST I AM SOBBING?????? 😭😭😭😭

COME ON IIDA PLEASE GET UUUUUP

What

WHAT

HOW FUCKING DARE THEY

..I’m never going to bed 😭

Please. Pleeeeease 😭 please I need you to be okay. Please baby please please pleASE 😭😭😭😭

YEAHHHHHHH BEAT HIS ASS KICK HIS FACE IN MURDER HIMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

Oh another tightening of the fist closeup 👁️✨

OH. GOD. SELF SACRIFICING MORONS I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH COME OOOONNN!!!!!! FUCK HIM UP

FUCK

HIM

UUUUUPPPPP

\o/

Oh ugh back to this guy 🙄 can someone kill him? Or just. Yaknow. Maim him a little? Please? Knock him on his ass at least?

YEAH!!!! Cos your son is AN ACTUAL HERO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT >:(((

THE FUCKING CHILLS I AM GETTING BOOOYYYS

…ok I’ll admit his theme song thing is. kinda badass. I would like any and I do mean ANY redeeming qualities in this man but. Oh no, did I doom him to die with my hatred? 😬 whoopsie

Oh 🥺 oh my baby 🥺 oh sweetheart 🥺❤️ god this is such a good scene 😭

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS O- NOOOOOO NOT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

Oh?? Oh? Oh 🥲 what. what are u doing bro??

HOW ABOUT CAPTURING HIM AGAIN, HELLO???? H E L L OOOOOOOOOO??!?!?!!?!!!

His face? Oh what. What is up with his face?? On another note: he is such a good villain!!!!!!

FUCKING DO SOMETHING??? Oh. W..what

That was some intense angry 😰

Fucking finally, an episode I can STOP AFTER JESUS CHRIST

[punnybee]

new pinned post :]

name/address me as: bee!!! or punnybee but that feels like my full name (she/her)

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what you’ll find here: an accumulation of all of my interests, but mostly fandom-related. more specific list under the cut

sometimes an interest peaks and i get REALLY into it that i make another side blog for it. here’s a list of my side blogs

interests!!!

top ones got their own sideblogs

tmnt

transformers

making fanzines

wolves and werewolves!!!

reading and writing in general

dc but only the animated series universe (btas, stas, justice league + JL unlimited)

marvel but mostly avengers earths mightiest heroes and spectacular spider-man

invader zim

phineas & ferb

the owl house

amphibia

gravity falls

infinity train

ok k. o. let’s be heroes!

mao mao: heroes of pure heart

my little pony friendship is magic (specifically luna and the other alicorns)

babar the elephant (the ‘89 show)

retro animal disney movies like 101 dalmatians and the aristocats

linkin park

werewolves!!!

music (hard/alt rock, screamo, nu-metal. i like other genres too but i listen to them less)

how to train your dragon books (not really the movies)

dungeons & dragons

animation and the process of it. the whole industry really

the wga and sag-aftra strikes. strikes in general :)

bullet journaling!! i do it myself and i tag as #bee’s bujo

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the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[aly-xs]

Yes. Lol

[nicablis]

Can I use your phone?

Me: sure

[toonbibiana11]

HAILEY'S ON IT

FOR SO GOOD ALL KEEP HOW ONLY DISNEY ❌WHO DELETE YOU FIRED.

SORRY OUT KICK?

[pukotort]

today warm ups cuz kittens episode is the best

///ko-fi commissiom and gif commission info///

[xxx-jb-xxx]

day 7!

favorite ship!

(my favorite ship is TKKO! 💕 i like more ships but this... i love so much this ship 💦💖)

[pnkcakee]

just tryin' to get along with my new brushpen and warmin' up for inktober WHICH IS STARTIN' TOMORROW OMFG totally forgot oopsie

[labrujaindigo]

In honor of Ian's twitt about this 2 XD

I couldn't be more happy 😍😄😄💚💙💚💙

[daily-venomous]

All Hail the Purple Capitalist