punnybee

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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

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me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com

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am i having a brain bleed are people seriously considering NOVEL LENGTH FICS as small one shots now what is happening

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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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The term 'ship' is too vague. I don't think they should date i think they should be fucking regularly. I don't think they should date i think they should yearn for eachother endlessly but never have it be requited. I don't think they should date i think they should kiss one night and never talk about it again. I don't think they should date i think they should hate eachother so much that it turns into bottled up lust. I don't think they should date i think one of them should have a one-sided crush on the other. I don't think they should date i think they should have a situationship that ruins their lives. I don't think they should date i think they should stab eachother

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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

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cheat codes to stop feeling shame

easy hacks for stop feeling shame

ashamedness full playthrough

ashamedness ending explained with tips

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icey rose

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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

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if i cant kill myself i guess i just have to make art and cook good meals and listen to music and dress up pretty and hope it will be all worth it to be doing something to distract myself forever

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broke: actually editing

woke: adding more chapters (that I'll eventually have to edit later) or writing a sequel (that I'll eventual have to edi

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i didn't write anything yet BUT i did think about it so that's gotta count for something

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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

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theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.

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"waow i really wanna be this persons friend.." continues to not talk to them but likes every single one of their tumblr posts i come along