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My sleeping hound will point you to the left

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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this is the most beautiful captcha ive ever seen i want to go to captcha world

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Some advice for when you’re writing and find yourself stuck in the middle of a scene:

kill someone

ask this question: “What could go wrong?” and write exactly how it goes wrong

switch the POV from your current character to another - a minor character, the antagonist, anyone

stop writing whatever scene you’re struggling with and skip to the next one you want to write

write the ending

write a sex scene

use a scene prompt

use sentence starters

read someone else’s writing

Never delete. Never read what you’ve already written. Pass Go, collect your $200, and keep going.

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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

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nightmare blunt rotation

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The world's most dysfunctional family unit has been discovered

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Aww i just learned that when you spend money on your friends it comes out of your bank account and not the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls

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i ask god what is wrong with me and god says whoopsies! i gave you an open bleeding wound where your heart should be! :3c

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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

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v.2

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Reminder of a world legacy meme