#haily

[my-tones]

How SDV bachellorettes react to the farmer asking them for help on the farm

Abigail-

She’s already there.

deadass I’d be surprised if she didn’t already help you everyday, even if you barely knew each other her ass would be over there having a great time. If you asked for help she’d do ANYTHING she could to help, she loves working on the farm with you (though she’d much rather be in the mines).

Leah-

“Yeah I gotchu”

Much like Abigail, she will NOT hesitate to help. I don’t think she’d be over there all the time without you asking her to, she has her own things to do, but she also sincerely enjoys helping you on the farm, and she’s REALLY good at it.

Haily-

“wtf did you just say to me?”

“can u help on the farm?”

“oh. No.”

Thats about it. Maybe if you’re dating you’ll get her out there, (for about 15 minutes), but she complains the whole time. Eventually she makes her way back inside and feels kinda bad, so she’ll wind up helping around inside your house while you’re working in the field. Maybe she’ll clean up, make you a nice meal, just something to make up for her inability to work in a field.

Maru-

“Yeah sure :)”

I 100% headcanon she also SUCKS at farming. She’s an absolute genius, and is good at farming in theory, but actually doing farmwork? She tries so hard but just can’t get it. Poor baby tell her she did a good job before going back to redo her work lmfao.

Emily-

Confession: I fucking hate Emily so take this with a grain of salt lmfao

I think she’d be pretty decent in the farm, out of everyone she’d actually be the most normal and average. She’s no farmer, but she doesn’t complain and she gets shit done. If you’re not overly attached to any of the other bachelorettes you’d be a FOOL to go to anyone other than Emily, simply because she doesn’t invite herself but still does a good job.

Penny-

“okay :)”

Poor girl does NOT know what she’s doing, but she is good at following instructions. She is not able to figure any of this farming stuff out on her own, but tell her how to do it and she’ll do EXACTLY what you said. I headcanon that she doesn’t really understand sarcasm, so you gotta be specific with her.

Conclusion-

Ask Emily or Leah for help, marry Penny cause shes the best bachelorette.

[prettias]

　　　　

[kfans-writerblog]

[eminemarchive]

Eminem seeing Hailie in her wedding dress🤗

[softdomhailie]

Oh my Darling, relax, let me see. I'll be gentle, I promise.

Spread your legs, that's it. Gently, gently.

Hmmm I see, you're very delicate aren't you? Is this because you've been using your hands on yourself so much?

What did I tell you, Darling, you've got to be careful.

Hushhhh, love, I'm not here to scold you. I just need you to be careful.

This is why I told you to tell me, every time.

You're just not satiated yet though, are you? Poor thing.

Don't worry, I know what to do. I always do, don't I?

I'll handle it, pretty thing.

Just my mouth tonight, okay?

I've got you.

Relax now.

[crazyinluvfix]

hey people x

i got an anon request for an eminem / marshall mathers oneshot recently and it was gonna be out this weekend !

but all of a sudden i’m really sick so it’ll probs be a few days late 💔 but here’s a summary anyways

summary: y/n had been incredibly involved in the lead up to her brother’s wedding to none other than eminem’s daughter. but while sulking that her little brother’s gotten settled down before she has, she meets none other than the father of the bride. she soon sees that he’s a lot more friendly than he seemed… and around her he was a lot less cool and collected. now it was the fiancés mission to set them up.

tryna build a little community on here so follow / comment and ily forever x

[beatrixacs]

Aside the grandpa announcement, one of the things I can't get over is the way Hailie looks at him as he reads the 'you are the best dad in the world' card.

THAT IS PURE LOVE.

I will never stand anyone calling Eminem 'deadbeat dad' or worse. His daughters adore him and he loves them so much. He's setting an example about so many things including generational trauma, drug addiction recovery, reasons to stay alive... As a rapper, he's won many awards. As a person, he's won life.

'Success is his only motherfuckin' option, failure's not' indeed.

[covehearted]

Hailie Ricci, a lace-covered ball of hate.

Things in her mind should be simple, cute, and go her way. Otherwise, she's not above getting nasty. Her personality is the antithesis of her aesthetic, she's anything but sweet and lovely. She is fiercely protective of Tamarack and will box her Tammy's parents on SIGHT. In another life, she might have been put into a group with other jerks.

Used A Date With Death to put together a sprite of how she would look in step 3!!

[21stcenturysmut2]

[unbfacts]

Eminem, 51, revealed his daughter Hailie Jade, 28, is pregnant in his new music video "Temporary."

Eminem is going to be a grandfather that’s so wild!

[biggunblazer]

Dumping the recent stuff.

[eminemarchive]

Congratulations, Hailie and Evan. Eminem is going to be a grandad🥰

[softdomhailie]

It's okay to drool, sweetie. Don't worry. I never want you to worry. Just let your jaw relax and your brain go fuzzy. Let those thoughts slip away. You deserve it. I'm here looking after you.

[marshallsgirl]

Congratulations! Wishing you both an amazing life together full of adventures and happiness 🤍✨️

[rainingcorpse]

congratulation❤️

[theneverendingshow]

Haily Sanders and Sybil via UltraFilms