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happy pride month to the hoes that had/are in/will have a Voltron: Legendary Defender phase! You are all gay!
#voltron#vld#specifically#klance#laith#this is a joke obviously#because some of you are LESBIANS#ok just joking#jesting#👍#if ur not gay. or a lesbian. or part of the fruit community but still like Voltron#happy PTSD awareness month#also#for the bros who like girls and the ones who hurl (when one touches them)#men's mental health awareness month#❤️#or just happy day yknow#👍👍👍👍👍👍#voltron legendary defender#honestly if ur just scrolling have a nice day#🗣️🗣️🗣️#guys should I remove the word hoes#you tell me#btw hoes is affectionate#also listen to Steven Yeun’s words#You are gay.
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things#full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes#because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner#'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is#at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all#please tell me you know that#or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy#being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
#book 24#the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this#greatest hits#all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way#and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs#a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls#not exactly war crimes but Ok#sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys#can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head#please be normal#will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny#legendary warrior
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You can only reblog this today.*
*PLEASE READ THE TAGS
#adventure time#finn the human#if you are reading this#please be aware this is a joke#this was a random thing tound on Facebook#and no finn really didn't say that#so go ahead and reblog it#just don't take it seriously#some of the people who reblogged this overreacted#so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it#like seriously#chill out dudes#maybe eat a taco or two#tacos are life#so are burritos#ok this is running its course#david zaslav can suck it#i just felt like adding that because he is a douche
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Some person in a plague mask handed me this… very professional business card. Idk guys think this is legit?
#ajxgsjzg ignore#this is a joke it’s fine 😂#I scribbled this at work it’s for a joke it’s ok hold on-#unreality#just in case
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yuuji smiling and sukuna making a face like That did u really think i wouldn't do a panel redraw
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#ryoumen sukuna#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#jjk 264#yuuji#sukuna#god sukuna's face is so priceless he rly does look like a cat at the vet#AND I MISSED HAPPY YUUJI i would read a compilation of every panel of smiling yuuji in a heartbeat#i also missed pink sukuna :') no context n u can almost pretend we r back in the good old days#anyway i debated adding text 2 this because to me it looks like Let's Take Ibuprofen Together#and since thats Sukuna's Thing (tm) i feel like theres a joke 2 b made there with yuuji saying it 2 him#but i decided against it smtimes simple is best#ok my hand is actually showing signs of overuse im done fr the day i PROMIS E FHFJSFJJ#it's just the meat of the palm pinky side and not the wrist so thats a good sign#ill probably b better tmr . no rest fr the wicked stay strong girl
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FNAF movie Mike thinks Michael is dumb as hell
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#michael afton#sister location#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#I SAW the joke going around with Michael that like#‘why didn’t he move out the way of the scooper is he stupid’#WHICH OBVIOUSLY I LOVED and wanted to do a mini comic about#I thought like Mike would say that BAHA#MIKE would hear Michael’s story then be a smart ass and say that#it’s on brand for Mike 💀#Vanessa definitely would be more sympathetic to Michael’s story#especially seeing she can relate to the situation he was in#and Michael is just flabbergasted#probably because a5 the time he didn’t even think of dodging the scooper#Michael Afton might be a lil stupid but that’s ok 💜#we still love him 💜💜💜💜
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Nobody’s gonna buy ur 599$ marketable plushie stop tryna sell it to us -_-
#black butler#kuroshitsuji#black butler fanart#undertaker black butler#undertaker#ciel phantomhive#sebastian michaelis#o!ciel#this was a joke post but then I was like what if I attempt a background again#it looks crusty but if u squint from afar it’s ok#the day I fully render a piece is the day I get to retire but I’m like. too lazy#just sketches with colors slapped on top#my friend taught me how to use the perspective tool and I’ve been messing with it but I am -_- lacking in knowledge#though ill mostly likely practice drawing more backgrounds now that I know how it Works
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*drops a dead heretic at your door* Meow
yeah
#cult of the lamb#cotl#narilamb#hi i know you sent this weeks ago but thats just how long it took for a joke to get airdropped into my brain this time#doodles#referencing my own fic would have been too easy ok
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So, I went to go take this shot of Leon looking like a smug asshole:
And then I started playing with the camera a little bit
and I realized
Look at how fucking far Leon is manspreading in this scene:
So I had to go compare it to the other times we see him sitting down (jet ski not withstanding because the seat dictates his position), and:
Jesus Christ, Leon. Need to accommodate your massive balls, or what?
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Criminal Minds 1.19 'Machismo'
#ok 3 things. 1 why are his hands so massive. I mean genuinely God that is unnecessary. how do u expect people not to sin and then do that#2. why did he say 'what like you could do bettah' and like. there was ZERO joking inflection in his voice#he just randomly was like yeah i'll work in an accent here#3. the change from the lighthearted face to the :| is KILLING me#*mine#criminal minds#criminalmindsedit#cmedit#aaron hotchner#thomas gibson#tvedit#userstream#tvandfilm
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average british activities (techno is mildly terrified)
@hennagrace
#it’s cozy if u want it to be#can’t tell if I’m actually hilarious or just delusional#shut up I know Phil is off centre I’m not fixing it#also I can’t draw hands so Phil’s hands r just a blob. it’s ok tho#STOP TAGGIN THAT PHIL DOESNT LIKE TEA THE WHOLE FUNNY POINT IS THAT HES DOING IT TO BOTHER TECHNO PLZ#did ANYONE AT ALL get the gigantamorphis joke#drawing techno to avoid spiraling#technoblade#technoblade fanart#mcyt art#mcytumblr#mcytblr#mcyt fanart#mcyt#dsmp fanart#dsmp#dsmp techno#philza#philza minecraft#ph1lza#emerald duo#block people shenanigans#art#c!techno#c!philza#not rlly but still
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we are so back
We are so back
#sally face#sal fisher#larry johnson#todd morrison#ashley campbell#ok so#i already posted these but since no one reblogged them I’m taking the opportunity rn to repost them but all together this time#sorry if you’re seeing this twice!!#salart#fictive#fictives#I didn’t draw myself perfectly but the good thing about that is that it’s always going to be accurate! <- fictive joke#AnywaybI just wanted to see how I’d draw everyone now with our new skills/what I know now#Haven’t drawn in a long time. haven’t fronted in a long time lol
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Woah!?
#charlie day#iasip#april fools#hehe#we like to have fun here#ok just saying.#last year my april fools joke was that sunny 16 was a summer season.#and then...#im kidding ik this wont happen just having fun#OC
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MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕
#ill never get over how he just sleeps on the floor its so cute to me and seems so at odds with his personality which makes it better#hogwarts legacy#hphl#ominis gaunt#ominis gaunt x mc#ominis gaunt x oc#ominis x mc#hogwarts legacy ominis#hogwarts legacy fanart#hey look everyone its my nameless MC aka just brown haired clora LMAOOO#its like when u play a fighting game and you and your friend both choose the same chara. this is clora with a diff colour scheme BAHAHA#this has been in my wips for like a year im not even joking im glad to finally actually draw it properly LMAO#i also love how all of my ominis centric posts involve him on the floor/talking about the floor LMFAOO EVEN THE SMUT ONE#what can i say i just love a man who isnt afraid to chill on the floor ok#also i love a hypocritical man LMAO apparently. i always make seb a hypocrite and now im makin ominis one too#HOW COULD U SLEEP ON THE FLOOR MC?#meanwhile#also srry but dont get ur hopes up for more ominis content anytime soon this was just in my wips and i rly wanted to finally have it done#A RARE TREAT FOR THE OMINIS GIRLIES#choccyart
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ok imagine an eddie that’s like “ok i’m gonna get my life together, i can’t play sold out shows completely out of breath all the time” so he decides to quit smoking, cut back on his drinking, and finally hire a personal trainer.
and it’s all well and good. his personal trainer, steve, is super hot and eddie kind of has a thing for the way steve tells him what to do. eddie’s never gone to a gym before, let alone had a personalize work out regime, so he’s just following steve’s lead.
he’s talking to gareth one day abt his regular routine, because ever since eddie’s been seeing steve, he’s had way more energy and their performances have never been better—gareth’s just wondering if maybe he should be getting in on this whole personal trainer thing too.
but gareth is left in complete shock when eddie gets to the end of his daily workouts.
“—and it’s just to help me relax, you know? loosen up all the muscles at the end,” eddie’s saying. “it helps so much and i feel so great after.”
“yeah i bet you fucking do,” gareth responds with a snort of disbelief.
“what do you mean?”
“uh. i don’t think it’s fucking normal for your personal trainer to jerk you off at the end of a session??”
“what?” eddie says, looking confused. “yeah, steve said it’s totally normal. it’s just a thing guys do at the gym.”
gareth has absolutely nothing to say to that.
#ok this is just crack lmfao#inspired by watching succession and all the jokes abt roman roy getting jerked off by his personal trainer#steddie
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