#ok boo sure boo you got it boo 😂😂😂

[butch-bakugo]

Oh my God a fucking " anti-transandrophobia truther" perisex fuck wrote word for word, in a massive fucking post " I wonder if intersex people know being Intersex affects your gender" (NO SHIT???)

And!

" I'm pretty sure all the afab/cafab (coercive meaning ya know ... GENITAL MUTILATION OF INTERSEX BABIES FORCING THEM INTO THE AFAB IDENTITY. The whole camab/cafab thing was stolen from the intersex community.) intersex people who claim the transfem title don't actually have transfem experiences"(regardless of the kind of the type of intersexuality they are?? You are just outting yourself as someone totally fucking blind to actual intersex experiences.)and! " They need their own term because they don't 'fit'". They tried to dress up the offensive bigoted nonsense they just spewed by trying to make it sound like they had our best interests at heart and "shouldn't be forced into using perisex language".... You are litterally trying to push intersex people you don't like out of our terminology to other them .... This literally reeks of literal terf rhetoric " most intersex lean one way and therefore shove them under that label" like...

Ur both intersexist freaks and bigots just in different ways. Imagine trying to claim you care about intersex people then try to determine our labels for us and push us in the way you think we should go regardless of our actual fucking lived experiences because you don't like sharing the transfem community with people who've experienced both transmysogny and transmascphobia. Not to even mention the fact the last time people tried to make a term to talk about their experiences, you've not shut up about it in years and called it a mens rights movement to try and silence an entire fucking portion of the trans community so you don't have to care about them. You literally fucking said " trans men experience both transphobia and mysogny but not at the same time (we do????) but trans women do" ok and ur blind to Transmasc issues because you think that nonsense and we are the same as cis men. Ur blind to our issues in the way you accuse us of being blind to your issues but only expect us to shut up and listen.

Anyway, denying that trans men can't face their own issues while also ignoring any trans man who disagrees with you and then attempting to delegitimize all intersex people who look you dead in the face in the transfem and Transmasc playing fields and tell you ur wrong...

Bro just say you hate Transmascs and anyone who might be slightly aligned with them and go home you intersexist piece of shit.

Also the whole " stop calling anti-transandrophobia truthers baddels! That's something specific"

My brother in CHRIST, THEY ARE LITTERALLY UNIRONICALLY IN THE USERNAMES OF THE PEOPLE YOU REBLOG FROM. BULLSHIT.

Anyway the fact y'all are all fucking white trans women and CONSTANTLY bring up black and indigenous people's experiences with gender while also being unironic baddels aka a horrifically abusive to trans men (including rape) and racist ASF movement within your community tells me everything i need to know as a native american two spirit intersex person with no "lean" whose experienced transmysogny and transandrophobia.

This is why they don't trust you motherfuckers, you got no class, just entitlement and weak ass attempts at silencing people you already hate and a weird trauma fetish for black and indigenous people. There is over lap between the transfem experiences and bipoc experiences but there is also an overlap between Transmasc and bipoc experiences, nonbinary and bipoc, like almost everyone can relate to our shit, ur not special 😭 leave us alone and don't use our oppression to try and legitimize your fundamentally transphobic views.

[xinganhao]

💘 fake dating seungkwan.

☆ Breaking: SEVENTEEN's Seungkwan Confirms He's In A Relationship [BREAKING] 30m ago

Boo Seungkwan of SEVENTEEN confirms that he's currently dating someone. This comes on the heels of Dispatch reports that Seungkwan is involved in a romantic relationship with an actress.

Seungkwan's agency, Pledis Entertainment, has confirmed the idol's relationship status. "Seungkwan is seeing someone with positive feelings," the agency says in a statement. "We hope that you will look warmly upon their relationship."

Congratulations to the couple!

Listen to SEVENTEEN's newest mini album 'SPILL THE FEELS' here.

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r/kpop • 3d ago donquix0tes

'Fake dating' contracts?

i swear i'm not just in denial about bsk's dating news (LOL) but i heard rumors that 'fake dating' exists in the industry, especially between actors/actresses - idols??? they said it's this whole underground thing so the actors get more traction, the idols get more streams. is this real or is it just stuff you see in fanfics 😂 i'm asking because i can be a bit gullible lmfao

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Contract No. 052615PROFESSIONAL SERVICES AGREEMENT

THIS AGREEMENT made and entered into this 28th day of SEPTEMBER 2024 by and between BOO SEUNGKWAN, hereinafter called IDOL, and [YOUR NAME], hereinafter called ACTRESS for a FAKE DATING ENGAGEMENT.

A. IDOL and ACTRESS agree to engage in a fake relationship for the intents and purposes specified under I: RATIONALE, which by this reference is incorporated herein.

B. This Agreement shall take effect on OCTOBER 28, 2024; contingent upon prior approval to the agencies of IDOL and ACTRESS. The Agreement shall end on MARCH 31, 2025, unless earlier terminated or extended by contract amendment.

C. IDOL/ACTRESS may terminate this Agreement for its convenience any time, in whole or part, by giving the opposing party fourteen-day (14-day) written notice thereof.

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seungkwan updates @boosadanfiles seungkwan at the recent christian louboutin event 🥹 in the caption of the post, he said @yourusername was his date! 🗨 191 ⟳ 1.8K ♡ 5.9K

´◡` ꗃ @yourusername lucky to be doing this with a friend. you make it easy, @hit_thekwan. — Jeju-do, South Korea 🗨 1 ♡ 3

🍊 ꗃ @hit_thekwan Replying to @yourusername we still have three more months 😆 don't give up on me yet

From: Boo Seungkwan <boo.seungkwan98@gmail.com> To: You <yourname@gmail.com> Date: March 31, 2025 Subject: so..?

this e-mail is being written right after my meeting with my company, but right before i text you lol. i'm going to schedule send this for the end of our contract so this is actually going to be a letter from seungkwan of the past 👻 don't be spooked! hehe

jokes set aside, i don't know what the next couple of months will look like. i understand why this is being done. you need the publicity for your drama... we have our cb... bla bla bla. it's all the usual stuff in this godforsaken industry

honestly, when i first got approached with the idea of faking a relationship for the group's benefit, i was 10000% ready to say no. but. i found out who it was going to be

and i just thought, like, okay. we already know each other. we're friends! and i guess i just wanted to make sure things would be easy for you, too. bc you deserve someone who will understand you, who will help you and be there for you through something hellish as this

so here's some promises i'll make you, even though you won't see them until much later lololol: i promise to be THE best fake boyfriend there is!!! i'll be cooperative, i'll play the part. i'll try to make sure this arrangement doesn't feel like work (even though it is), and when it's too much, we can run away to jeju for a weekend (just kidding) (or am i?)

by the time you get this, you'll know whether i got to do all that lol. make sure to hold me accountable ok!!! if i wasn't a good fake boyfriend, then show me this and i'll get you a meal, your choice. if i was a good fake boyfriend... well, that was the goal 🤞

i feel like this is already getting super long, so i'll end it now. i'm going to text you to see what you think of the arrangement. hopefully, you're fine with it, or else this would all just be a waste of writing lol. see you, fake girlfriend :)

forever yours, your bf-to-be seungkwan 🍊

p.s. this is the embarrassing part so i'm burying it in the very bottom 🤷 but i also hope that this whole thing will give me the courage to say what i really want to, which is something like

p.s.s. they didn't have to contract me to date you. i would've done it on my own accord. i would've done it for free.

p.s.s.s. i was ready to do all of it, only because it's you

[ashtxrie]

due 11:59 pm

— alternatively, enhypen hyungs as your typical high school crush!

PAIR. high school! enhypen hyungs x gn!reader (rest under cut) GENRE. fluff, high school au, bullet points WORD COUNT. 1.8k total MAKNAE LINE VER.

이희승 — lee heeseung

varsity jackets, notes in lockers, late night calls, secret pining, basketball games

secretly (not so secretly) an attention seeker

he's on the varsity basketball team, so by law you're hyping him up (disguised as hyping up the whole team) before the game and now he has to win!!! (plus he made a bet with jay about the team's winning streak)

i'd think that you two are closer than acquaintances but don't know each other well enough to be close friends

you guys probably met through mutual friends groups that kind of merged????

it was junior year when he signed up for every ap class you took just to look at your face more often.

horrible move for his gpa, amazing move for his mental well-being

... that was, until his mental well-being was compromised again because his ap calc grades were... not sexy

"help like actually i don't think my coach will let me stay on the team if i fail another quiz like that 0.05% grade decrease might be the end of my career"

you start tutoring him not because you're super confident about your calc skills, but because 1) you're better than him at least 😂and 2) it's a free excuse to hang out with him after school

you guys have your first tutoring sessions over discord vc btw like LOSERS

"can you hear me okay"

"..."

"dude you're muted"

IT WAS BAD

he's got the popular guy on the outside, an absolute loser on the inside persona

like he's lowkey a romantically awkward dude

but once he got to know you a bit more from your 1 on 1 time (still on discord.) you guys got really close!

would talk shit together right before basketball matches too

"[name] make sure to start booing when the other team shows up because unfortunately i think they're actually really good"

you're really passionate about how the other schools have horrible players (regardless of stats) and love to narrate a play-by-play with heeseung after the match is over

he finally confessed to you after a whole business year (jake and riki were about to dox their private dms by then)

you guys are like those stereotypical high school movie it couples, where it seems like two gorgeous popular people fell in love

they don't need to know he's just a hopeless romantic!!

박종성 — park jongseong

blue ink, keyboard clicks, shared laughs, handwritten notes, guitar strings

you thought he was pretty intimidating at first ngl

first day of school and he has a whole pre-established friend group, somehow found a table to sit at, has an effortless air going for him

you were paired up with him for a group project in history and

god help this man is SO straightforward and to the point

"ok so i'll do this part and you can do those parts. let me know if you have questions."

insert working in SILENCE for the next hour and a half

at least you two got your work done though!

but then, as an icebreaker in the last ten minutes of class you asked:

"oh... so, uh, do you ever wonder how liquid soap was invented?"

girl wtf!

your internal thought processing was like ??? damn who said that??? before you realized it was YOU

fortunately for you, jay was not completely weirded out!

he even looked a bit interested!

VERY interested, actually!

and that's how he began google searching like crazy, pulling up a million wikipedia articles and scouring the internet to answer your question

because how did you know he was curious about that too!

he really went from 0 to 100 and wdym you thought this man was cold and stoic

he became a d1 yapper for a solid ten minutes, up until the second the bell rang

he was even subconsciously walking with you to your lunch spot, STILL talking about william sheppard and that day in 1865

when he stops and finally realizes where he is, he actually blinks a bit before asking if you had joined any lunchtime clubs

and you were like oh yeah!! i'm in guitar club

he looked at you with the biggest heart eyes at that tbh

HE WAS IN LOVE

wdym your interests were perfectly aligned???? was he in a soulmates au

fast forward three months, and he seriously thinks he's found The One

confesses to you after playing guitar!! and he wrote a handwritten letter too with a cheeky reference to that one liquid soap conversation that started it all

you never feel like you're being "too weird" when you're with him and you two can always be your candid goofy selves with each other :))

심재윤 — sim jaeyun

muji pens, fond eye rolls, sharing books, lunch dates, lattes, TI-84s

you already saw this one coming

physics lover jake, but you've deemed physics your number one opp

HOW can this man go "i love this subject so much omg" after you've just gotten your third 72% in a row?!

it's not like you weren't smart (the class average was a 55)

and it's not like you hated the subject itself

okay maybe you did

but you just thought there were so many other alternatives other than physics to fawn over as a favorite subject. like. ANY other subject

one day, you're seated next to jake in calc and he just turns to you and starts talking out of NOWHERE

he’s like wow isn’t this so interesting? calc is like a hobby of mine!!

and you’re like boy stfu??? i’m literally struggling how is this your pastime 

poor guy just wanted to make small talk and impress you with stuff he thought you were interested in… which is academics 

fast forward to that afternoon in history though, and tests are passed back

you're a certified humanities girl, so you got an 100!!! academic weapon

jake, however..... is kind of an academic shield in this case

on the midterm, he had written that the victorian era ended in 1592, and filled in everything else he didn't know with "mansa musa" because it was the only thing he retained from ap world

maybe you genuinely felt really bad for hating on him when he had struggles of his own, or maybe you felt really nice that day, or maybe you were secretly hoping to get to know him more....

either way, you don't know what came over you when you tapped on his shoulder

you missed how his eyes widened a bit when he turned around, and how he looked genuinely shocked that you were talking to him in an initiated conversation! maybe his rizz was working! (maybe it was)

"there's a method that i use to memorize terms that i could teach you, if you want"

IF HE WANTS??? he would've literally jumped with joy if the paper in front of him wasn't such a nuclear bomb to his gradebook

so that's how you suddenly started spending all your lunches sitting with jake at an empty table together

he tutors you back for physics and math too, so it's fair

and DAMN it works

suddenly you two are all-rounder academic weapons???? he has your back for STEM, you have his back for humanities

like that's literally a power couple right there.

only one problem.

you aren't a couple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you confess to him after one of your study sessions, by plotting a heart on the desmos graphing calculator using the equations that he taught you

it was super cute!!

he was literally the proudest and happiest man alive he teared up a bit (he would never admit it though)

and NOW you guys are the campus power couple

“babe look at this!” and he's waving at you with his 100 on the history final

he actually started jumping and hugging you (embarrassingly) when you found out you got a 94% average in physics at the end of the semester, giving you an A in the class

you were so shocked when you opened your report card that you didn't even register it until you heard jake go "YOOO OH MY GOD BABE THAT'S INSANE I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT YESSS I'M SO PROUD OF YOU"

well maybe thanks to jake the subject isn't so bad now!

박성훈 — park sunghoon

big school, comfortable silence, convenience stores, headphones, lingering gazes

the "everything kinda sucks here, except you" type of plot

sunghoon tries to stay out of the spotlight, keeping to himself with his head down, hood up, and headphones on

you're not really sure when you met him first actually, but you're both the same type of people where you're just going through the motions

you intrigued him though-- maybe it was the slightly melancholic look in your eyes? or maybe it was the way you purse your lips when you find a particularly hard question on the worksheets in class

either way, he finds himself wanting to get to know you more

funnily enough, he sees you at the convenience store after school as he walks home, and his feet start walking him in your direction

you see him first, and give him a smile and a little wave-- and sunghoon waves back without even thinking about it

that was the entire interaction that day, but sunghoon keeps replaying that part when you smiled and waved at him

why can't he stop thinking about it?

some things definitely changed too-- you start saying hi to him in the hallways at school, you turn to sunghoon to ask questions in class, and you seem to brighten up whenever you see him

you guys start to have conversations, starting with simple small talk, then moving to longer, more random dialogue where you both just say whatever comes to mind

the two of you become so close that you decide to walk to and from school together, since you found out that you only live a couple blocks away

sunghoon likes to place his headphones over your ears to show you new songs every morning, and you like to share earbuds in the afternoon to walk home together

he also starts to slip little notes about his day in your backpack before you go your separate ways in the neighborhood, signing off with a little p.s. to meet him at the park before sunset

it takes him SO long to muster up the courage to confess to you because he keeps thinking you'd say no

but when he finally does, all his fears melt away because you looked at him in such a soft way

he's actually reminded of why he fell for you in the first place

because with you, there’s no judgment from the outside world in the little bubble that you’ve created with him

it's just the two of you against the world <3

TAGLIST : @star-sim @boyfiejay @jlheon @jwsdoll @dimplewonie @suneng @en-gelic

[bronx-bomber87]

Happy Friday Everyone! Lets dive into our next ep.

1x05 'The Round-up'

Tim being excited about the round-up is actually pretty cute. He’s like a kid in a candy store. There’s an excited spark there it’s adorable. This clearly means a great deal to him. Shock surprise Tim Bradford is competitive. Who would've thunk?

Lucy is about to see the extent Tim is willing to go in order to win this competition. She's about to see a side to Tim she hasn't experienced yet. First would be his incredibly competitive side. She's about to see how serious he takes this. Second is a side that shocks her. Him being super nice and flirty with someone. Her reaction to seeing this is priceless. She has no idea who this person is with Nell but its not Tim LOL

Tim is giving it his all to Nell. Laying it on super thick. Lucy’s face as Tim flirts with her. I’m dying. She’s like who are you? And what have you done with Tim Bradford? Melissa's facial expression is killing me 😂 She must feel like she is on another planet while Tim works his magic.

Naturally she was quick to be on his ass about keeping it fair. Never misses a beat with him. Cracks me up. Always ready to speak her mind with him, this time she backtracks wasn't worth it to hang out in the drunk tank haha He's ready to do anything and everything to win this whether she's on board or not.

Even though she’s not supposed to be his ‘Pollyanna’ that doesn't stop her from bringing up Nell. She knows what he’s doing is wrong. Using his charm and good looks to get what he wants from her. He clearly thinks it’s harmless... Where she knows what he’s doing isn’t ok. She's doing more than just a 'Favor' Timothy and you know it.

He's always so defensive when's she’s calling him on his shit. Lucy has his number and he's still not used to it. So naturally he shuts down the convo before it can go any further. Goes right back into hard ass T.O. mode. Its a default for him when he's not wanting to deal with something with her. That tough love coming out in lieu of continuing with Lucy's line of questioning.

I couldn't find a gif set of the DUI call they get. But its a good scene for them. You see Lucy questioning Tim and his motives. Their suspect has been impaled and bleeding out. Tim reading his rights just until he about passes out. He demands to get a blood sample before he's loaded into the ambulance. Tim claims to get him in a jail cell and not to lose evidence.

She is wondering if he was trying to get their suspects blood because they should or because it was good for their score. When the man was bleeding out in front of them. It clearly shakes her when he tells her their suspect doesn't get a pass just because he got a boo-boo. Then tells her to put their score on the board once they get the blood. Which is conflicting her further. She’s not sure why he’s pushing so hard to win this thing.

They go to lunch after where Nolan only serves to piss her off LOL She’s clearly grumpy in the shop after her lunch talk with Nolan. So Tim tries to engage her and talk about the DUI they had. Reminding her that what they did was the right thing. That its their job pretty or not. It's all about ‘maintaining perspective.’ Right before they get their next call about a armored truck being stolen.

Her throwing his words right back at him shortly after they get this call is primo. I’ll always love how Lucy calls him on his crap no hesitation whatsoever. He tries to deter her with 'tough love' and all it does is spurn her on. I love their dynamic so much. She refuses to be anything but herself with him. Speaking her mind even when he clearly doesn't know what to do with it.

Naturally he replies defensively cause he’s not used to a worthy opponent like her. She returns fire with him no matter what. That part of their relationship is so key to them. Her challenging him. There was an article where Eric said ‘Lucy returns fire with care. ‘ 100% what she does. She's not afraid to fight this man who's clearly made other rookies tremble. He’s definitely never experienced this with any other rookie.

I love Talia and Angela rigging the competition for him. Their secret way of showing him they care, and know what this means to him. It's obvious to Lucy there is an emotional component to this for him. She just doesn't understand why. It's why she jumps in on the conversation.

Lucy of course thinking it might be better for his healing to lose. Not be so caught up in this. She’s always looking from the perspective of how to help Tim. How she can best protect his emotional stability. To her makes more sense to have him let it go.

Angela shuts it down with her reply. Lucy realizes this is cathartic for him whether he knows it or not. Then concedes to Angela’s point. Tim is clearly still a hot mess still when it comes to Isabel. To let him have one thing that doesn’t send him completely off the edge about her is huge. That look of realization is written all over Lucy's face. So she lets it go after that.

We get to the end and yay Tim and Lucy have “won” the competition. Tim owes Nell a drink. We do see Tim does grow in this ep. (Because of Lucy of course). Not that he is realizing that at this point. But he does realize she’s right and he’s been leading Nell on. Owns up to the hot mess he currently is and lets her know he’s married and it’s complicated. Her reply is hilarious ‘I don’t do complicated’ baha

~~~

Not really a lot of non chenford side notes for me in this one.

Just getting past the cringey post breakup stuff with Lucy and Nolan. Lucy nailed it at the beginning of the ep. ‘You were on the rebound from 20 year marriage this was never gonna last.’ Sure wasn’t one of many reasons it wasn’t going to.

Thank you all once again for the comments, likes and reblogs they do my heart wonders. Feel free to comment should you choose 😊 Do my best to get another ep or two done this weekend.

Till we meet again in 1x06 :)

Gif credit to the amazing blogs below.

Chenfordsource

Chenfordgifs

therookiecentral

[sassy-radio-hazbin-queen]

My favorite line from each Hazbin episode including pilot.

Pilot

Alastor - And what can you do for me my effeminate fellow.

Angel- I can suck your dick

Alastor 😮 HA NO.

Angel- Your loss. ( Zips pants)

Overture

Adam- You want drummer dick, I'm fucking Adam, I'm the original dick, all dicks descend from me.

Video killed the radio star

Angel - ( reading a script)I'm a bad man who never got enough hugs, where's an innocent kid i can sell crack to? " Who wrote this?

Charlie- It's great right, keep going ".

Scrambled eggs.

Camilla - Alastor. 🤨

Alastor - Yes I know I've been absent for some time I'm sure youve all been wondering.

Camilla - Not really

Alastor 😑.

Camilla - But welcome back in any case.

Alastor ( in mind ) this bitch. 😂😂

Masquerade

Valentino - Ahh princess Charlotte what can I do for such lovely specimen. ( Licks arm)

Charlie - No thank you

Valentino - you don't want to role do you cause I can make us Richer than your papito.

Charlie - Fuck NOOOOOOOOOOO

Dad beat dad

Ps I think we can all agree this is the best line in the episode

Lucifer- Well I can see why Charlie called it the Hazbin hotel 😂😂😂.

Alastor - 😂 it was actually my idea.

Lucifer - Well it's not very clever.

Alastor - Aha ( gets in Lucifer face) FUCK YOU

Welcome to Heaven

Charlie - Well what do you think it takes to get to heaven

Sera- Adam

Adam- Ok give me a minute bitch ( writes something down and sends to to Vaggie)

Vaggie ( reading) " Don't steal, don't lie stick it to the man" puts paper down. " Are you fucking serious"!?

Hello Rosie

This whole scene.

Rosie- You need to convince all of them and there's one in particular.

Alastor ( ears pinned back) ugh 😩 Susan.

Rosie - Susan who's kinda of a

Alastor - Onary old bitch.

Rosie - That but win her over and the rest is yours

( too much words so I'm skipping a bit)

Susan - Boo bring Rosie back.

Charlie - Susan

Alastor and Rosie- Susan 😑.

After getting interrupted constantly by Susan 😑.

Charlie - FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH

And Finale.

Can we just say the entire scene of Adam fighting Alastor while Vox watches 😂😂😂😂😂.

Highlights include

Vox - Oh yeah I am so hard right now.

Alastor - Adam first man next to die.

Adam- Who are you

Alastor - Alastor pleasure to be meeting you quite a pleasure I'm about to end your fucking life.

Adam - Radio is fucking dead.

Alastor- What just happened Fffuck

Vox - Aha FUCK YOU ALASTOR AHHAAAA THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX.

( he definitely slept on the couch that night just saying 🤣🤣)

Alastor - Hate to disagree with you there, radios not dead yet but it is ending this broadcast.

Vox - NOOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU PUSSY.

and those are my favorite lines from the episodes.

[drugsforaddicts]

Hi! I hope you enjoyed your 2nd night of debauchery I mean Joker Out concert! How did you like the new song (I hear it's in english)? Did everyone lose their shit again at Šta bih ja? Any exciting and unexpected moments? Is your sister a baby boo now? :D

Oh, and forgot to ask yesterday, what do you think about new JO outfits? much love 💜

Hiii! And thank you, I sure did! 💛

When I saw the spoilers for the setlist, my first thought was like ”Schlager?? Oh hell yeaaah, give me some schlager!! 👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻” And I mean the song is like extra cheesy 🧀 and I like the vibe because it reminds me of something, but I can’t quite put my finger on what exactly? And Šta bih ja my beloveeed 💛💛 I can’t remember if people were as crazy as on the first night, but at least I was!

Unexpect moments.. when some drunk asshole started puking in the pit and got thrown out but apparently was let back in?? OH and I was expecting to hear SSOL at least once but nope lol. But piano version of Metulji and Padam??? My soul left my body. And my sister has been a light baby boo (and a sad bojere bitch) since last year but she’s not in the fandom 😁

And finally I think their stage outfits were nice and I don’t think those are the final final outfits tho? They wanted something casual and comfortable and that’s how they looked like (that’s all I care about!) 💛

Thanks for the ask nonny!! 💛💛 I’m so tired from the weekend but I had so much fun being a JObnb host for @btw-it-also-travels-in-time @saallotar and @sir-bloober-von-fuckstain 🥰 Or well it started as East Helsinki KÄbnb experience but we eneded up working on JOS related things and I’m still not over the fact that Nace shared our video and he has now seen my home??? Hello??? (Ok well more like my table cloth and a corner of my couch but still, it counts lmao!!)

Also me going ”Räääöäääh 🤡👹🫵🫵” when seeing @frikatilhi still makes me laugh (once again I’m sorry about that 😂😂) I wish I could’ve talked more with people but I’m a nervous wreck and will never know how to be a normal human.

I will probably go through my photos and videos today when I finally have time to sit down. I’ve missed a shit ton of posts and there’s no way I’m going to backlog 2 days worth of stuff. But I’ve been here in spirit! I missed screaming in the tags with everyone tho!! 🥹💛

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 19

Anthony ramos pov:"We should throw a baby shower/gender reval party" she suggest "your right ill decorate" "thank you so much"

    "i just woke up from a-WHAT THE HELL" she exclaimed "you dont like it" i asked "no......I LOVE IT" she exclaim. "THANK GOODNESS" i was struggling "let me get me dressed then we can invite people" "ok"

I wore this and anthony wore this

"YOU LOOK SO CUTE BEA" she blurted "ditto" Anthony said "do i l-ook b-ig a-lready" i stutter "your not stupid but that was a pretty dumb questions" she whisper "sorry" i stammer "NO IM SORRY" he squeals "i love you so much" i utter "then how do i love you more?" he questions "lets start inviting people"

Dark bitches in white girl

Will you go to our baby shower?

Morgan Saylor:yes

Brian Marcyes

Justin Bartha:yes

Bobbi Salvör Menuez;yes

Chris Noth:yes

Ralph Rodriguez:yes

Men and monters

Dennis:yess

Kelvin Harrison Jr:yes

Jasmine Cephas Jones:yes

Chanté Adams:yes

Rob Morgan:hell yA

Lindsey Morgan:mj,

Pico Alexander:sure

Caitlin Stasey:yes sir

Rita Volk:ill be there

Amadeus Serafini:    ill be there early

Jon Rudnitsky:ill tryqns make it

Zilladegod

Edward Burns:i got you

Zoe Levin:just for y/n

Cara Buono:for yiu bestie boo

Nicole Beharie:OFC

Millie Bobby Brown:if my mom says yes😭😭

Vera Farmiga:mother says you can go😜

Kyle Chandler:so dose dad

Sally Hawkins:im literally hawkins but ye

Ken Watanabe:why not

Zhang Ziyi:kwollio

Charles Dance:coolio my doolio

Bradley Whitford:yes

Thomas Middleditch:sure

Elizabeth Ludlow:if im not tied or nothing

David Strathairn:no.

Aisha Hinds:YES

Randy Havens:I GOT A JOB BUT SURE

Jimmy Gonzales:SURE BESTIE WESTIE

Joe Morton:ONLY FOR MY BESTIE WESTIE Y/N

Laurie DhuHER:DUR

Jonathan Howard:erm sure

Tyler Crumley:cook

Orelon Sidney:sure

CCH Pounder:is there food

Kelli Garner:yeah OFC

Rose Bianco:why even ask

Lyle Brocato:sure cutie

Kevin Shinick:WHO TOL YO ASS TO GO GET A GIRL PREGGY

Josh Winot:his dick odvisouly

Justice Leak:duh stupid bitch

T.C. Matherne:fuck hoe DUR

Al Vicente:YALL ARE SO MEAN😭😭😭 Yeah ant

Natalie Pero:sure ramos

Fiona Hardingham:duh martinez

Paul S. Ryden:mhm ant

Zac Zedalis:cool Anthony

Kenneth Israel:ofc pual

Skylar Denney:WHO

Vince Foster:his middle name

Jesse O'Neill: sí señor

Madeline Brumby: KOOL

Patti Schellhaas KWOLOIO

Joey Beni:CWOOL

Fred Galle:IS Y/N STILL CURE

Joey Thurmond:mhm

Mason Pikea:sure

Aaron Taylor-Johnson:idk

Bryan Cranston:what ev

T.J. Story:DOY

Jason Liles:DOI

John Bubniak:ig

AlExAnDeR hAmIlToN

                                                                              Guess what

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:chicken butt?

                  WERE HAVINNG A BABY SHOWER/GENDER REVALTODAY WHO CAN COME

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:imma be der first

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:you littarly live down the street from the, but yes from me

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:mhm

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:yes sir

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:what do you take for

Christopforgetme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:im littarly her dad💀💀💀duh

Oakyyyyy the uncool tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾: im littarly her bro 💀💀

Unhonset feet

Liam Neeson:i thought i star strucked you

Kate Walsh:lemme wash some clothes AND ILL COME

Jai Courtney:I MIGHT BE LATE BUT ILL COME

Jeffrey Donovan:ill be early

Robert Patrick:mhm

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽: i alr said yes

Michael Malvesti:if you name the baby after me

Tazzie:maybe

Devon Diep:if i rember

Herlin Navarro:can i prefromer

Lewis D. Wheeler:might not be social but sure

Jose Guns Alves:i will be social and go

Osmani Rodriguez:duh

Adam Teper:i will be social but wont go

Mark Rhynard:will the Hamilton cast be there

Jeffrey Wright:doy

Guy Cooper:dur

James Milord:doi

Kayla Caulfield:yes

Adrian M. Mompoint:ye

Arthur Hiou:cool

In the fights😜😜😜😜

Melissa Barrera:if you kid dont be shaking they ass for half of the hights

Lin-Manuel Miranda:IM LITTARLY HER ADOPTIVE DAD FRL FRL

Stephanie Beatriz:ODVI

Ariana Greenblatt:if shes the barrios best

Christopher Jackson:im littarly her third dad

Marc Anthony:sure name twin

Rita Moreno:mabey

Daphne Rubin-Vega:just because i havent seen her in FOREVER

Corey Hawkins:IF THERES FOOD

Leslie Grace:yes

Dascha Polanco:what

Jimmy Smits:can i be the god father

Olga Meredir:GOD MOTHER

Isabella Iannelli:dun

Gregory Diaz IV:mhm

Hailey Jade Panchame:♣︎no♣︎

Luis A. Miranda Jr.:yeah

Susan Pourfar:purr

Hannah Hathaway:bored

Seth Stewart:uh huh

Javier Muñoz:★yes★

Doreen Montalvo:i need to eat

Kadrolsha Ona Carole:today right

The Kid Mero:yes

Nicholas Stewart:yes

Maria Hinojosa:yes

Protest Leader:yes

Serge Onik:yes

Jessica Castro:yes

Daymien Valentino:yes

Leo Moctezuma:yes

Martha Nichols:yes

Julia Harnett:yes

Tom Berklund:yes

Rhapsody James:yes

Ryan Woodle:yes

Noah Catala:yes

Graffiti Pete:yes

Andre Da Silva:yes

Mateo Gómez:yes

Francisco Solorzano:yes

Jos Laniado:yes

Nina Lafarga:yes

Annie Pisapia:yes

Ken Holmes:yes

Nelson Coates:yes

Valéry Lessard:yes

Yesy Garcia:yes

Duh.

Sam Rockwell:duh

Richard Ayoade:duh

Zazie Beetz:duh

Awkwafina:no

Lilly Singh:mhm

Marc Maron:duh

Alex Borstein:duh

Nyvi Estephan:duh

Onoe Matsuya:duh

Craig Robinson:duh

Yūko Kaida:duh

Jean-Pascal Zadi:duh

Ken Yasuda:duh

Kappei Yamaguchi:duh

Kimiko Saitō:duh

Doully:duh

Saverio Raimondo:duh

Fumito Kawai:duh

First Summer Uika:duh

Shohei Osada:duh

Kurt Krömer:duh

Pierre Niney:duh

Loup:duh

Elise Schaap:duh

Igor Gotesman:duh

Serpent:duh

Maasa Takahashi:duh

Sebastian Bezzel:duh

Jannis Niewöhner:duh

Max Giermann:duh

Rômulo Estrela:duh

Fynn Kliemann:duh

Mr. Shark:duh

Alice Belaidi:duh

Andrey Burkovskiy:duh

Sergio Guizé:duh

Walt Dohrn:duh

Babu Santana:duh

Frank Lammers:duh

Mikhail Bashkatov:duh

Joyce Ilg:duh

Luis Lobianco:duh

Valerio Lundini:duh

Barbara Goodson:duh

Gijs Naber:duh

Nasrdin Dchar:duh

Ulrikke Brandstorp:duh

Jody Bernal:duh

Margherita Vicari:xuh

Miss Tarantula:duh

Jeppe Beck Laursen:duh

Denise Aznam:duh

Rayen Panday:duh

[hannibutts]

HANNIBAL SPOILERS S02E13

Ooh nice intro of Jack and Hannibal basically telling Will the same thing and Will agreeing with both of them.

BLINDING INTRO

Garrett Jacob Hobbes? Oh because of the killing of the deer thing - so like Will killing of the serial killer side of himself? Or is it because it was GJH who opened that door for Will in the first place, not only because he was Wills first kill, but because he got too close to how GJH thought… and then semi adopted his daughter?

Oh man if I was Bella I would have not let Hannibal in my house after he didn’t let me die. She gets some Barbs in but yikes.

If someone had not let me die - I would not let them into my house OR ask them to save my husband after I’m gone. I’d kick them in the dick, looking at you, Hannibal.

Freddie Lounds (booo)

Will just wants to keep Abigail out of Freddie’s filthy mouth.

Oh shit Hannibal can smell Freddie on Will. RUN BITCH

Oh yeah where has Alana (boo) been this whole time? Doesn’t Hannibal notice she’s not around. Cool visuals on the poisoned by darkness stuff. Wait, is she crying blood or is that just for visual effect?

Aw Hannibal sweetheart, he’s begging Will to run away with him. He knows something dodgy is happening with the whole Freddie Lounds thing so he’s trying to avoid whatever he thinks Will is planning about jack. That or it’s a trap, who fucking knows with these guys.

Oh shit, I was wondering when all of this was gonna bite jack in the ass. But he’s still going to go no? Especially since we’ve seen him and Hannibal go at it.

Oh NOW Alana sticks up for Will 🙄

Man BureauCynthia is missing the big picture here but living up to her name.

Welp at least Alana had the decency to warn Will the FBI was out to arrest him and Jack.

OH SHITTTTT - Will called Hannibal like how Hannibal called Garrett Jacob Hobbes! Did Will know about that or was it just coincidence? Literal chills

Ooh baby we’re back to the brawl. Let’s do this shit.

Jesus. Hannibal fighting in a tight white button down 👀

Alana placing herself in the middle. She gon get herself killed.

Dannng Laurence Fishburne in boxer stance 👀 am I too horny for this show because I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to be side eyeing so much during this fight…

Oh haha this is the daintily throwing himself at the door thing 😂 even when he’s supposed to be brutal, Mads moves so elegantly, it was such a perfect casting.

“In your defence, I worked very hard to blind you” I bet you did Hannibal 👀 at least he’s trying to spare Alana from feeling like she was an idiot…

Oh Jesus but he took her bullets… that’s fucking horrifying her just clicking desperately.

ABIGAIL??! OH MY FUCKING GOD ABIGAIL JUST PUSHED ALANA OUT THE WINDOW WHAT THE FUCK

Ok look, I dislike Alana but she didn’t deserve that but also she probs should have mentioned to Will that Abigail is alive and feeling Pushy… but you can forgive Alana considering she’s probably fucked or at least paralysed by the looks of it.

Dang Jack is losing a lot of blood.

Is Abigail a Trojan horse again with Will?

W to H “You were supposed to leave”

Oh shit, Will still has some allegiance to Hannibal, he wanted Hannibal to escape no matter what but Hannibal is too fucking obsessed with Will and now Jack and Alana are probably dead.

Aw Hannibal holding Will’s face so sweetly-OH MY FUCKING GOD HANNIBAL JUST FUCKING GUTTED WILL WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

H- “Did you believe you could change me the way I change you?”

W- “I already did”

Fuck me this show.

MY POOR BLACK HEART CANT TAKE THIS - HANNIBAL JUST FUCKING RIPPED ABIGAIL THROAT OPEN INFRONT OF WILL WHILE WILL BEGGED HIM NOT TO. I am speechless.

Oh my god I am in tears, Will is holding in his guts with one hand and holding in Abigail’s throat with the other 😭😭😭

If Will would have gone with Hannibal, Hannibal would have present A I hail as a gift to Will and they would have gone away together with their daughter 😭😭😭😭

Gratuitous shot of Hannibal standing the rain while his Adam apple bobs, even I’m not horny for this after all of that (narrator: this was in fact a lie).

Hannibal just casually walking away in the rain looking all hot and stuff and not even glancing down at Alana.

Will’s killer instinct deer dying can only be a good thing no?

CREDITS? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CREDITS????

EDIT - THERE WAS A FUCKING AFTER CREDIT SCENE OF HANNIBAL ON A FRENCH PLANE WITH BEDELIA THQT I HADNT SEEN

[lv-iceprince]

https://www.tumblr.com/lv-iceprince/763878569324756992/httpswwwtumblrcomlv-iceprince763844563695796

Sorry for taking a while to respond🥲I ended up getting busy out of the blue

Yep, grandma went and lovesss Mingi. And now she also loves Yunho😂When I got her a ticket, I was like “awww are you happy you’re going to see them?” And my grandma was like “be quiet, I’m going to see Mingi” and we both laugh so hard🤣🤣and no fr, that’s so true

Thank you🥲I’m not even going to have high expectations on getting good seats for them because that ticketing sale will be war. Omggg getting tickets in Australia must be so nice. I might as well go there and get tickets🤣🤣

I know boo to me for being a bad squishy and wearing heels😭I did it for 2 reasons. 1, because I knew that there was going to be people taller than me and would probably block me from having a good view of them and 2, I did it for the sake of fashion lmao. But yeah it was torture, it was already painful enough waiting in long lines for hours and I made it worse for wearing heels. I wasn’t the only one but yeah I know that’s just bad choice😂😂

YESSS final fantasy I have nothing but love and admiration for the animation, the aesthetic, the dub voices, they ATE. Aww ok but I mean when is anime realistic🤣I don’t mind the zoom in if anything, it sometimes makes the scenes funnier😂

Oh my- danggg😳I mean, who would complain if it’s Felix😂

I’m still so happy about that, you’re so sweet😭🥹♥️I love him so much too😭

I just read your post and I feel bad, I’m so sorry you feel that way😔I love the requests you’ve done for other people but it does get it hard when it feels like they’re taking it for granted. I don’t think you’re boring at all, you’re very friendly and so sweet. I actually thought I was probably spamming your ask box with long paragraphs😅I’m actually an introvert and shy but I become extroverted when I’m comfortable with someone and I find it easy to talk to you. If you feel that you need time off, I understand and I hope you have a great time for your birthday even if you weren’t able to do any events. You deserve the best and I don’t want you feeling that way for your special day. If no one cares, I care about you. You’re literally so easy to talk to and approachable. I’m sure you’re even nicer and friendlier to socialize with in person. I hope you have the best time on your birthday!🎂🫶🏼♥️

~🎶

Dude your Grandma needs to be so cherished, the fact there are Grandma's that stan Ateez that is so unexpected but like it makes sense? And Yunho and Mingi be pulling all the girls no matter what generation istg. And you know what, I won't endorse it because it will make tickets harder to get in Australia, butttt if any of ya'll happen to be in Australia and there's a kpop concert go. Ticket chances are great, I'm a judgemental bitch but even I love the kpop stan concert crowd, last time I saw Skz I was airdropped Stray Kids memes the entire time until the concert started, we were sharing the love and giving free keychains that we made and photocards it was so wholesome.

It was crazy when skz came on legit so loud but before that it was so fun like just stay being lazy chill and acting like best friends. Oh and my god Stray Kids are so cool in Australia, you get swearing, you get abs, you get water, you get it all like the whole crowd will only sing the uncensored versions of songs both skz and cover songs, even if kids are in the audience because lets be real those kids live in Australia they know how to swear. Going down under turns you into a stripper, it's in the air.

And okayyy I understand you boo, you had to do what you had to do high heels and all. And realistic anime with realistic zooming is where it's attttt.

Not gonna mention that Lix syn ship anymore but mars trine mars is lethal.

And for your ship I will deliver, I want to make the aesthetic as wholesome as possible and really speak to Yeosang's energy. Hehet is your aesthetic🌼

Also my post wasn't meant to guilt trip you all I just wanted to check in because my lonely prone ass overthinks and I didn't know if we had a purely transactional fwb type ship deal or if I could get emotionally attached lol. And yeah it's easy to fall into a little sadness bubble when you feel alone, it's the human experience. And I love spam and talking so please help me procrastinate. Bro people have said that to me about the introvert thing and I felt so bad because like me too bitch and I accidentally came across more extroverted and like I was social no I'm not nsdjdjsdfjsd

But yes! I had a good birthday I antisocialed my way out of a family barbecue and my mum made an excuse for me because I really wasn't going to feel it. I do those every year for my birthday but I got the exception this year. I'm back kind of just working on my last 2 uni assignments for the year but yeah I just needed 2 days to work through feelings and I want to be back and active. But I mean this thank you so much for being here and being so kind and thank you for letting me know, and this goes for all of you. I don't voice it that often but I get in my own head about my writing and the way I interact with you and I panic, but legit all of you are so understanding and kind when I let you know about it I honestly don't deserve any of you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[blueberryhoneybadger]

Gurl, bad jokes brought us together, you know we’re going to be having fun 😏😉

Important fiancé questions: What do I call you? Honey? Favourite character or moment from the 100? How are you?

Hmmm not sure if honey is the right fit but we can do some trial and error until something fits. Babe, love, hun, honey ... even daddy if the moment called for it 😏😎😂. Definitely not princess, boo or pookie. The occasional dear/darling is ok. I'm sure my face will tell you if you've picked something that's not going to fly with me. haha

Favorite character from the 100. That's really hard. I obviously love Clarke and Lexa. We all got short-handed with the amount of personalities we got to see of Lexa, but we did get a lot of versions of Clarke and i love all of them. But beyond those two and them as a couple... I think my favorite person was Raven. She's sexy as fuck and doesn't take shit from anyone. She's basically the reason they all kept making it through and finding ways to survive. She's got fire and sass and grit plus a heavy dose of sarcasm. What's not to love?

One of my favorite "moments" or set of scenes is when Josephine embodies Clarke. The internal battle between them in Clarke's mind is great. Eliza Taylor's characterization of Josephine was brilliant. And the moments of Clarke taking back control of her body to try and get messages to the others were always so intriguing.

I also love Clarke in the later seasons. Short-hair Clarke who has basically lost everything and everyone hates her for one reason or another but she just keeps getting shit done and doing what she believes is needed to survive, regardless of everyone else.

I am good, btw. Just so so so swamped at work and haven't been able to take lunch breaks to catch up on everything here or update my #everyclexaAO3 posts. I don't tend to get on here at home since i try to spend as much time as i can with the family before bedtime routines, etc. We just finished some huge multi-day events at work so hopefully things will calm down.

How are you?

[itsravenbitch]

my void success story💞🦋

(1st void story)

it’s 7:30 pm right now and i got into the void last night and i’ve been processing everything ALL DAYY… chilleeee it’s overwhelmingly exciting!

so in this post i’ll tell y’all HOW i got into the void and WHAT i manifested. but yall the way i woke up is my favoritee thing ever🥰

***long post ahead***

nowww how did i get into the void

i got in at night but anytime works as y’all know

1. i did a meditation [for the 1st time] a little bit before going to bed just because .. that shits super relaxing 10/10 recommend

2. anyway i set an alarm for 5 hours cause i read it somewhere that when you do, you get sleep paralysis so mmhm that’s what i did

3. i went to sleep with the intention of the void being easy to get into and yeah. it was a cool lil 5 hours.

4. thennnn my loud ass alexa alarm went off i told her to shut up and i just lied there.. they key is when the alarm goes off you don’t open your eyes and don’t move too much. this will get your body into SP. then your mind is awake and your body is dead asleep.

*in case it wasn’t obvious already make sure you’re not falling asleep again after waking up*

6. igh so boom… here we are now in SP . at this point i just repeated a few void affirmations. and i started getting THEE floating feeling, i was elevating the WHOLE time til i stopped.. then i got this falling feeling. i literally fell all the way from where i was and then i slowed down. right after i felt this shift .. AND BOOM BITCH I WAS IN THE VOIDD!!!! it was pitch black and the rest of the other stuff you experience when you’re in the void . moving on .

all i said was “gimme the life i’ve been deserving of” and i was out that ho. 🏎

tbh i wasn’t even scared cause i was ready for any of the symptoms .

so now what you probably wanna know. what did i manifesttt ???

so overall, i basically got my dream life so here’s kinda what that looks like

🦋my physical appearance: i got my desired face and body, as well as going from itty bitty 5’2 to big mf heavy stepper 5’8 mmmhmm. i reduced my titties and shii 😂 i had really ugly finger nails but they look really well kept now: and my toenails. they look like girl toes now. my skinnnn.. i can’t stop touching it.. it’s so soft 😌

🦋a lil boo thang or whatever: ooouu i’m not gon say teww much butttt.. yall i’m allll about black love so y’all already knoww… darkskin, muscular, gives THE best hugs ANDDD he’s from brooklyn, ny. and he got the accent and his voice is deep and a lil 🤏🏽 raspy ughhh ifykyk

🦋 tesla model y and my driver’s license: so i’m 17 and i didn’t get my license at 16 like most do. i actually didn’t even go to drivers ed fr. but that all changed of courseee. and to go with it i got a tesla. i got a black exterior , white interior , model y . i got in the car and knew exactly what to do lmao i was mind blown and overwhelmed with excitement.

🦋 my parents allowing me and my sisters to smoke: ok, i would like to start with the fact that my parents are african ok? and ifykyk! so me and my older sister like to smoke a lil weed and obviously my parent weren’t cool w that but they are now and it’s so weirddd.. like me and her go to the backyard and smoke and they just ignore it.. my dad yell at the fact that we smoke in MY SISTERS car tho and i’m like bro it NOT YOUR CARRR. he need to relax, he need some weed fr.

🦋desired friend group: i live in a predominantly white area and please don’t get me wrong but i just feel like i connect with my sistas better. but again where i live limits that so y’all already know wtf i did. i manifested 3 close friends and they really make my life so much better 💞

🦋moneyyy ofc: nothing much to say but i definitely won’t be worrying about money

🦋a fun life: i go out w friends , my bf takes me on fancy dates , i have a car now, so i take my little sister shopping and i love spoiling her . school is so easy so i don’t worry about it, my days are productive but fun, i have a great social life. and i’m traveling next weeekk.

🦋school goes by fast: even though i have late arrival bc ima senior i be tryna gtfo

🦋i got a cat: vivi is my munchkin kitten she’s so so tiny and i love her but i swear she love my man more than she love me bro.. ion know i might have to get on her ass.

🦋instant manifestation forever and perfect self concept: i would say my sc before the void was decent but now it’s perfect and that was the goal. and my manifestations are instant. seconds…

that about wraps this post right tf up. uhh like i said i’ve been adjusting to my new life , experiencing new things , just enjoying my life with no job , all the money i need and my only priority being school .

if y’all want the story about how i woke up from the void lemme know and i might make a post on it .

have a great morning , afternoon , evening , or night

[mochatune]

* if your fine w/ it, can you write sun or moon comforting reader that has self harm scars?

Yes ofc I can! There is no limit to what you can ask for aslong as it’s not pedophilia or sum shit 😂 I’m going to try a bit of a different format for this headcanon so I hope it’s to your liking

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Moon and sun x reader with sh scars hcs

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☀️- sun doesn’t mind you wearing long sleeves, matter of fact doesn’t even question it and proceeds to compliment the design found on your sweater as he twirls you around for another day of fun in the daycare.

🌙- moon also doesn’t really care much about you wearing long sleeves because it was winter at the time, it’s reasonable you’d be cold even in the confines of the well heated daycare that’s all ready for nap time by now.

-it’s in the warmer months that they start to notice as your now wearing appropriate clothing for the season. A t-Shirt and a pair of black leggings, it’s not an unreasonable outfit for the heat that even the daycares air conditioning can’t seem to fully filter out but they don’t seem to take their gaze away from the dark lines on your arm.

☀️- sun will ask you if you have a cat, maybe you got scratched? A childhood incident? Maybe it was just a scar from an old boo-boo. He tries making up excuses for why your arm could possible be scarred up like that while you don’t give any real clear answer, you give him a lie instead and say your cat did it and he immediately eases up because he doesn’t want to believe there was a possibility you would ever do that to yourself.

🌙- moon already knows and unlike sun who goes straight to denial he ponders why you would do that to yourself. Very forward about it too, picks up your arm and examines the dark lines carefully. Despite already having an idea of what happened he tests the waters and asks what happened to your arm. it quite frankly made you reel back in shock, quickly making up an excuse saying your cat was using you as a scratching post a couple months back. he leaves it alone after that.

- they both now know you have some sort of older injury and discuss it later that day when the daycare is closed for the day and all the kids are heading home. While sun is still innocently making excuses for you and wondering what you should all do for an activity tomorrow, moon will instead tell it how it is to sun and that they need to confront her on both of their own time.

☀️- suns very antsy to see you the next day, he looks down at your arm with the dark marks once again before looking up at your smiling face. He’s unsure of his next course of action, he’s a little betrayed you blatantly lied to him and that moon had to be the one to spell it out for him. He stutters over his words while he thinks of what he should tell you. He’s very solemn looking now and you’re wondering why before you see his head in a clear line of sight looking directly at your arm longingly, he doesn’t have pupils but you know with a sigh knowing you couldn’t hide this little secret anymore you tell him that a couple of months ago you weren’t in a great place mentally but you’re all better now. Pointing at your scars that have been closed for a long enough time “see? None of these are fresh so it’s ok now” if robots could cry he would be sobbing, while he can’t exactly cry he makes the sound of strangled sobs as he gives you a very deep and desperate hug. He’s terrified of losing his dearest friend and him knowing you were so so alone that your resorted to that as a coping mechanism is what kills him from the inside out.

🌙- moon isn’t exactly sure what to do when you come through the daycare doors, he’s hanging on his cable at this time and his cable clicks as he slowly comes towards you from one of his various hiding spots on the ceiling. With a big smile on your face you greet him and while usually this would bring him great comfort he can’t help but lock his gaze onto your arm, unlike sun he has pupils so you can clearly see where he’s looking. You’re a bit embarrassed and sloppily cover your arm with your hand as you try and sell another lie to him. He doesn’t fall for it but you didn’t really expect him too, he is very much so upset that you’re still trying to lie to him even though it’s extremely obvious. With a long sigh you begin to tell him that a couple of months ago that you weren’t mentally well and self harmed as a last resort “it’s all better now though, see? They are just marks now” he doesn’t know what to even say, stuck in a stiff pose contemplating what he should say, he knew what you did to yourself he just didn’t believe you would tell him all of that. Slowly he leans over to you and gives you what seems to be a very light but firm hug. Moon doesn’t want you to feel like this, just like sun you are also his dearest and most treasured friend. The thought of losing you too makes him feel like crying, of course he tries to hold in these emotions, to act like everything is okay but eventually you hear soft sobs come from him as his hold on your becomes just slightly more tight.

-sun and moon are your dearest and most close friends, after that encounter with them your friendship with them soon blossoms into an even deeper understanding of each other. They are with you every step of the way offering numerous sources you can go to outside of the pizzaplex for help and even offer you to vent and ask for advice when you’re in trying times. They do not want you to feel that alone ever again, while they can’t do a ton they do whatever they can to keep that precious smile on your face

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It’s quite short but I hope you enjoyed nevertheless!

[sylenth-l]

I hope it’s ok to ask, if no, just ignore it. Do you have a fav lore piece/flavor/quote about/with each of the hunter gang: Andal, Cayde, Shiro and Tevis? If so, which one? I know we all digged “The Man they called Cayde”, but maybe there’s a specific line or piece that you remembered the most?

MAN. SO MANY.

Of course my favorite one about The Gang is from "The Man they called Cayde", because it's like... the only lore book where they all are mentioned together... oh well.

Andal and I used to run with one heck of a crew. This was before he got himself roped into fireteaming up with the top brass. Oh, we were legendary.

The warmth and longing for the good ol' days with which Cayde always spoke about them gets me to the verge of tears every time.

But if we'll exlude that book, let's see...

For Cayde it's hard to choose, since there're A LOT. But I think I'll pick the one I quote all the time especially when our fireteam tries some GMs/dungeons/raids for the 1st time, his line from the Arms Dealer strike:

Plan-shman. Take the radioactive thing and put in explody place. There... there's your plan.

Sums up Cayde and his way of doing things pretty nicely in a couple of sentences, I think 😂

For Andal it's probably this quote from the Tall Tale ship lore:

I said, "Warned you? I was dead, then I floated here. All I've ever done in my entire life is barf into the Pacific Ocean."

It gave me a good laugh back when I read this entry in the game for the 1st time, not even knowing who the hell is Andal. I really like how its overall goofiness and light-heartedness adds up to what other people usually say about Andal and what a cool pro Hunter mentor he was.

For Shiro it's of course this quote from the Holdfast Mask. It got me so emotional I even drew an illustration for it.

There's a stone cairn outside the city; been there since Six Fronts. No one visits it, but once a year, I put a fresh lily on top. I hope it brings them peace.

It's not often we're allowed to see softer and more vulnerable side of Shiro, so moments like these always melt my heart. Also, tbh, I didn't expect something like that from him, but it was a nice surprise. Probably that's why I remembered it so well.

For Tevis it's also easy, this part of his monologue from the Graviton Forfeit helmet sends me each time I read it:

You know what I'd call "dark," in the sense of "grim," in the sense of "cosmically upsetting"? A universe full of weaponized puppets, enacting a genocidal war against the servants of a rival god.

Is this making you uncomfortable? I'm sorry. I'll be more evil. Boo. Grrr.

It's like the quintessence of Tevis, you can really tell what kind of the man he is reading just this one small piece imo.

AND in the end I'll add a bonus one for candal. Sure, everybody knows this absolutely heart-wrenching quote from "The Man they called Cayde" (which made me ship them almost single-handedly):

We both laughed.

Wow. I wish I could hear him laugh again.

Just once.

Funny how all the cool kids leave the party too soon.

BUT HOW ABOUT THIS PARALLEL

But Andal…? Playing nice was his forte.

Cayde was thinking about him on his deathbed, thanks Bungie, it's not like I haven't cried enough about them already, nuh-uh.

[seulgishaku]

ok i just thought about this...

If rick left it in your hands to write the blood of olympus (just this one) what would you do with each character?

Its been a bit since I read boo so let's see if I can remember enough canon stuff about each character lol

Well the first thing that comes to mind is the whole Leo sacrifice thing. I would either have that part completely removed or keep him dead so that it would set up for him meeting Jason in elysium later. (Also more angst for Piper this way)

I would've liked to have expanded more on the Jason scene where he meets his mother as a mania. It wasn't angsty enough for me. As much as I love Jason and want him to be happy, i also wanted him to suffer a lot more because i like to feel pain lol.

No killing Octavian. I know alot of people hate him and were definitely happy when he died but as I got older from his perspective, what he thinks makes sense, he just went about it in completely the wrong way. His death taught him nothing. If he lived, he would've had to face the punishment for his crime, realize his mistakes, learned from them, and that would've improved his character significantly.

I also think it would've been kinda fun if Jason did join his mother on Gaea's side. Like he has kind of a realization of "what have the Gods ever done for me? Maybe Gaea will treat me better" but I just want dark Jason if I'm being honest.

Piper would hone her charmspeak more. She has the power to make anyone bend to her will with just a couple words she needs to utilize it more.

Oh yeah and for sure I would've stopped Percabeth from moving to New Rome. Like? I can see Annabeth going cause maybe she wants to study architecture but Percy? No way. And you know Annabethe isn't letting him get away from her again. So either they both stay at CHB and Percy becomes like a fighting instructor or something and Annabeth can help Jason work on shrines and keep building for Olympus, or just Annabeth goes to New Rome (unlikely) and the same things apply but she just comes back to CHB whenever she can. (Might end with Percabeth breaking up cause maybe long distance isn't working)

Frank would've gotten his chub back or really never lost it in the first place. I think he lost it in hoh when he got mars' blessing or whatever and I think that was so stupid. It's like Rick was saying he couldn't be a hero unless he had the stereotypical hero body type. ie- tall, lean, muscular, handsome. Like he didnt need that. Give that man back his rolls.

The Gods do offer them immortality. I feel like the only person who has a reason to accept is Jason. But I think it would be funny to see Percy reject immortality for a second time 😂

Hazel and Nico would get to properly adjust to the modern setting. Add a couple chapters at the end of the book for my babies. Hazel had only just recently been revived and Nico spent most of his time in the lotus casino so- you know what just give them a whole book so they bond.

[wint3r-h3art]

So how about in the Daddy! Au b/c of life Stephen and you had to be away from each other for a bit. In the time apart bc ur so busy u couldn't keep up with certain body hair maintenance and u tried to find the time to fix up for daddy before he comes home but can't. Then when he does come home before the door is even closed behind him, he's on u. Ur half naked since ur were about to take a shower before he comes home. But he came home early and u wanted to welcome Daddy home before u had the chance to freshen up down there. In between the moments his mouth is not on yours and bitting and kissing any available skin he can reach, you breathlessly try to tell him that u need to shower and shave but he keeps interrupting w/ his mouth and hands making u moan. Finally he takes of the silk robe/ towel and just stares intently. Flashback to when he started puberty and the first image of porn was of a women who looks similar to you w/ full bush in an open silk robe looking coquettish. All the max horny energy of a teenage boy comes back to him and dives right in into eating u out. Giving a fast and hard orgasm as u bend over him standing, legs shaking,pulling his hair, robe pooled to ur elbows/ towel on the floor. As u sink to the floor, Stephen pushes u gently on the floor and eats u out a second time, only this time is he's savoring the experience driving u to over stimulation. You did end up taking a shower only after one round on the floor after he ate u out a 2nd time and another round in the shower.

I have read this more than five times since I woke up, and I don’t even know what to say because this is like a whole ass fic ready to go, you know?

What do I do? Where do I go? Where do I start? 😩

Honestly, I think Stephen doesn’t care/mind about body hair. He knows it’s healthy and natural, and it’s up to us of how we want it down there. Like if you wanna wax it, cool. If you don’t, cool. You know his thought is singular and focused on one thing 😩

Ngl I started giggle when you mentioning that he goes feral when he sees the bush tho 😂 like oh, ok. I see you boo. The fact that he can’t control himself got me wheezing!!! Wish that was me, damn!!

I’ll make sure to note this and see what and where I can add to it 💛 thank you the the delicious thots 🤩

[nimata-beroya]

MY THOUGHTS on TBB 1x14 "WAR MANTLE"

After the end of the episode, I have none. No even one single thought except for constant screaming in my head. If I get to next Friday somewhat sane it'll be a miracle. However, these are my reactions to/thoughts of this amazing episode... (It's a long spoiler-full post)

I wonder who that is, if I know him. And if he's running is because he's a deserter which means his inhibitor chip is failing, which in turn means that the chip in all clones are degrading, including Cross'

Oh! Are those mastiffs?! I love those reptile dogs 🥺 but please don't eat that poor clone 😰

Oh! So if you get an indirect hit you don't get stunned completely. Hmm, interesting. Saving information for writing

Ugh! They got him. Boo!

Omg!! Omega imitating Hunter's knife flip with her thingy!! And Hunter watching her 🥺🥺🥰🥰

REX!!! You need help. Yes, of course, what do you need?

Hey! What are you up to Rex? Be careful! (since he appears in rebels later I know he's going to be ok but anyway)

That number doesn't tell me anything, Tech!! Who is that guy??!! I wanna know!

I agree with Wrecker, Echo got a point.

Eh, yeah, Tech also has a point, sorta

Omega wins! She has the biggest point. Give up Hunter, you're outnumbered. (I must say that I feel for him. 😩 The poor guy is so obsessed with protecting the family he has left —part of his guilt for leaving a brother behind— that he's terrified to lead them into danger even if it's for a good cause)

Echo's look at Hunter!! Aah!!

Cross! There you are! Peeps on Tumblr are going to be ecstatic to see you, as I am 🥰

Viable clones? Viable clones FOR WHAT??!! Damn it Rampart what the hell are you up to?

😣 I fear for those little cadets

Oh you got that right Lama Su, your days are numbered

Echo! 💚 "Rex trust him and I trust Rex"

Stormtrooper armor! Stormtroopers!! Stormtroopers!! Stormtroopers!! Stormtroopers!! Stormtroopers!!!!!!!!!!

A direct hit to the gut with Echo reminding Hunter about Skako Minor. I'm not ok, I am NOT ok 😭

Aww 🥺 wrecker and omega playing. "I'm thinking!" Oh my boy!! 😆😆

A 1000 tk troopers... Oh boy!

"Hey, newbie" 😮 Shouldn't be shiny? "That's captain traitor. Insubordinate pleeb." 🤣🤣 Hey, I know that voice... Gregor? Wolfe?!!

GREGOR!!! I knew it!!

"Only one way out. Out." 🤣🤣🤣

"Are you sure you know where you're going?"/" Hey! I'm the one who escaped here before"/"And you were captured"/"After I made it out." 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

"I thought you said you trained these guys"/"I didn't teach them everything. That wouldn't be smart, would it" 😂😂( You can't argue that )

Hunter: Number aren't everything

*elevator door opens**a battalion of troopers outside*

Me: you had to say it Hunter ugh

Awwww 🥺😰💔 Omega hugging Lula for comfort while pacing. (Honestly, I find no strange that she gets so worried for the batch when she's not with them during missions. We know she emulates Hunter in everything so, she over worries just like he does. Like father, like daughter)

Oh, my darling Wrecker 😆 "I'm sure they've got everything under control" yeah, that would be a negative

Gregor!!! Flashback to Rebels finale 😖😖 Nooooooooo! 😭😭

Omega piloting the ship!!

Oh kriff!! Krifff kriff kriff!! I have a bad feeling about this 😰😣

As always, very clever Omega. But the bad feeling continues 😰😣😣😭

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HUNTER!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ouch!!! That's going to hurt in the morning 😣😣

Oh no! Gunky! Aaag!!

So, THAT'S the order they were going to follow 😣 I don't think many of us call that out. Gawd!! No! But I get it. It's live to fight another day. Kark!!

Omega pleading come back for Hunter 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

"A scientist, I have use for. A politician, I do not. I'm afraid that your services are no longer needed" oops! I was wrong Lama Su. You didn't have your days numbered, just hours. But I can't say I will miss you. TBH, I thought who was going to die was Nala Se first

Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! It's him, isn't it? Yep. Here he comes.

Oh, Cross!! 😣 "I was hoping for the whole squad but you'll do"

Ah! Dave Feloni. That explains it all.

One last observation: The animation and music were top-notch on this episode!!! Wow! Truly outstanding.

Now I'm truly scared for the last 2 episodes. Although, I don't think anyone (important) is going to die as many seem to be convinced. No Crosshair, nor Hunter are going to die in the first season. I can tell you that. In the future seasons, that's a whole new matter