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Hannibal 1.13 Savoureux | 2.07 Yakimono | 3.08 The Great Red Dragon

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Hannibal 2.04 Takiawase

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The Chesapeake Rippers

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I’m literally writing a fic now thinking the same thing. I refuse to watch season 3 until I finish this fic.

Yes I’m ten years too late.

Yes, there’s hardly any Chilton/Will people left but goddamnit - I need to write these two broken people getting together in the tropiest way possible. With added jealous Hannibal to boot.

oh my god guys pls don’t tell me this ship is fr sizzling out this is so depressing 😭 i can’t believe i’ve been a hannibal fan for like 4-5 yrs and i’m just now getting into frederick x will </33 i feel so behind

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“I do not mean to kick you when you are down. I’m just reminding you of how you got down.”

RAÚL ESPARZA as DR. FREDERICK CHILTON in HANNIBAL (2013 - 2015)

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HANNIBAL SPOILERS S02E13

Ooh nice intro of Jack and Hannibal basically telling Will the same thing and Will agreeing with both of them.

BLINDING INTRO

Garrett Jacob Hobbes? Oh because of the killing of the deer thing - so like Will killing of the serial killer side of himself? Or is it because it was GJH who opened that door for Will in the first place, not only because he was Wills first kill, but because he got too close to how GJH thought… and then semi adopted his daughter?

Oh man if I was Bella I would have not let Hannibal in my house after he didn’t let me die. She gets some Barbs in but yikes.

If someone had not let me die - I would not let them into my house OR ask them to save my husband after I’m gone. I’d kick them in the dick, looking at you, Hannibal.

Freddie Lounds (booo)

Will just wants to keep Abigail out of Freddie’s filthy mouth.

Oh shit Hannibal can smell Freddie on Will. RUN BITCH

Oh yeah where has Alana (boo) been this whole time? Doesn’t Hannibal notice she’s not around. Cool visuals on the poisoned by darkness stuff. Wait, is she crying blood or is that just for visual effect?

Aw Hannibal sweetheart, he’s begging Will to run away with him. He knows something dodgy is happening with the whole Freddie Lounds thing so he’s trying to avoid whatever he thinks Will is planning about jack. That or it’s a trap, who fucking knows with these guys.

Oh shit, I was wondering when all of this was gonna bite jack in the ass. But he’s still going to go no? Especially since we’ve seen him and Hannibal go at it.

Oh NOW Alana sticks up for Will 🙄

Man BureauCynthia is missing the big picture here but living up to her name.

Welp at least Alana had the decency to warn Will the FBI was out to arrest him and Jack.

OH SHITTTTT - Will called Hannibal like how Hannibal called Garrett Jacob Hobbes! Did Will know about that or was it just coincidence? Literal chills

Ooh baby we’re back to the brawl. Let’s do this shit.

Jesus. Hannibal fighting in a tight white button down 👀

Alana placing herself in the middle. She gon get herself killed.

Dannng Laurence Fishburne in boxer stance 👀 am I too horny for this show because I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to be side eyeing so much during this fight…

Oh haha this is the daintily throwing himself at the door thing 😂 even when he’s supposed to be brutal, Mads moves so elegantly, it was such a perfect casting.

“In your defence, I worked very hard to blind you” I bet you did Hannibal 👀 at least he’s trying to spare Alana from feeling like she was an idiot…

Oh Jesus but he took her bullets… that’s fucking horrifying her just clicking desperately.

ABIGAIL??! OH MY FUCKING GOD ABIGAIL JUST PUSHED ALANA OUT THE WINDOW WHAT THE FUCK

Ok look, I dislike Alana but she didn’t deserve that but also she probs should have mentioned to Will that Abigail is alive and feeling Pushy… but you can forgive Alana considering she’s probably fucked or at least paralysed by the looks of it.

Dang Jack is losing a lot of blood.

Is Abigail a Trojan horse again with Will?

W to H “You were supposed to leave”

Oh shit, Will still has some allegiance to Hannibal, he wanted Hannibal to escape no matter what but Hannibal is too fucking obsessed with Will and now Jack and Alana are probably dead.

Aw Hannibal holding Will’s face so sweetly-OH MY FUCKING GOD HANNIBAL JUST FUCKING GUTTED WILL WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

H- “Did you believe you could change me the way I change you?”

W- “I already did”

Fuck me this show.

MY POOR BLACK HEART CANT TAKE THIS - HANNIBAL JUST FUCKING RIPPED ABIGAIL THROAT OPEN INFRONT OF WILL WHILE WILL BEGGED HIM NOT TO. I am speechless.

Oh my god I am in tears, Will is holding in his guts with one hand and holding in Abigail’s throat with the other 😭😭😭

If Will would have gone with Hannibal, Hannibal would have present A I hail as a gift to Will and they would have gone away together with their daughter 😭😭😭😭

Gratuitous shot of Hannibal standing the rain while his Adam apple bobs, even I’m not horny for this after all of that (narrator: this was in fact a lie).

Hannibal just casually walking away in the rain looking all hot and stuff and not even glancing down at Alana.

Will’s killer instinct deer dying can only be a good thing no?

CREDITS? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CREDITS????

EDIT - THERE WAS A FUCKING AFTER CREDIT SCENE OF HANNIBAL ON A FRENCH PLANE WITH BEDELIA THQT I HADNT SEEN

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HANNIBAL SPOILERS S02E12

Hannibal and Will smiling at each other while casually talking about who will kill Mason verger is interesting because Will is testing the boundaries of their relationship and Hannibal is allowing the testing but holding on to the reigns pretty tight too. Though Hannibal implies they’re on equal footing at the moment which is also interesting.

Ohoho Wills fantasy of slicing Hannibal’s neck and throwing him to the pigs and his little smile at the end.

LED INTRO

You can see Hannibal documenting all the little slights of rudeness from mason for later use. If the same thing happens to him as in the books, he’s gonna be fuuuucked up.

If Margot knew she had two serial killers on side right now. Is Will still a serial killer? Pretty sure he still killed Randall Tier.

Oh, he DID kill Randall tier for real… and jack… knows about it? What? Why didn’t Jack tell Will about Alana knowing about Freddie Lounds - and how can they trust Alana to not be dickmatised enough to go tell Hannibal? A lot of unanswered stuff going on here.

Oh Jack has Bedelia. Hopefully we find out what happened with Hannibal’s old patient and why she believed Will.

Oh shiiit that’s how Hannibal gets people - he puts them in a situation where they feel like they have to kill someone - just like he did with Abigail, just like he did with Will and now Bedelia is confirming that Hannibal did the same to her.

“Fostering codependency” EXACTLY

“You don’t want anything in my life that’s not you” oh shit real talk.

You could audibly hear the murder boner that sproinged up from Hannibal when Will told him they were alike.

Bedelia pretty much giving Jack the “he’s not trapped in there with you, YOURE trapped in there with him” speech.

Oh shit Jack is at Hannibal’s by himself, is it finally going to be the big shard in the neck brawl??

Nope, just more thinly veiled threats and cannibal insinuations.

Mason (booo) going to Will’s house is ominous. Maybe it’ll be Will that does the thing instead of Hannibal.

Oh boy… Hannibal fighting is … something. 👀 alright Mads, looking pretty even while being tazed is certainly a skill.

Ha he at least managed to take down one of the goons.

Hannibal just hanging there by a straight jacket is hilarious and still managing to goad the henchman into anger.

Ah Mason wanting to make Will be complicit because he’s still pissed Will impregnated Margot.

I don’t know if I’m nervous or what but Will being bonked on the head in slow mo after he released Hannibal from the straight jacket was also funny.

Henchman dead

And mason (boooo) about to tear himself to shreds if the books say anything about it.

Oh here we go… ok, so Michael Pitt’s Batman villainish Mason fits well into this bit, especially with the creepy ass playful circus type drums going on in the background.

Oh phew they cut away before Mason starts cutting himself.

Same deal - if someone has hurt Will’s dogs - I’m punching Hannibal right in his murder donger, I don’t care if he’s not directly to blame.

JESUS CHRIST. Mason feeding his face to Will’s dogs counts, Hannibal is getting punched in the dick.

The fact that Hannibal is suddenly next to Will like hey what’s up? 😂😂😂😂

Ah the killing of mason was a psyche out, this episode has been a rollecoaster.

Why is mason not telling Jack about Hannibal and Will.. oh he’s going to go after them himself.

Haaa Margot getting her vengeance.

Hannibal waxing poetic about the Greeks subtlety insinuating that it’s him and Will against the world would be romantic if it wasn’t kinda pathetic. And Will shooting him down “it’s not sustainable”

As if Hannibal would reveal himself. Is this Will’s big plan?? Aaaand it worked , alrighty. Bring on the season finale.

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HANNIBAL SPOILERS S02E11

Serial Killer Will is born I suppose.

I find the scenes of animals being slaughtered or eaten like that Ortalan scene to be super nauseating. I’m not vegetarian but it’s… a lot. I don’t know if I was projecting but Will looked slightly ill half way… Hannibal looked like he was sporting a giant murder donger underneath the table.

Wait. So Will glued Freddie to a wheel chair and set her on fire?? That’s what happens to Freddie Lounds in the book but (spoiler alert for red dragon the book) It’s the tooth fairy/Dolarhyde that kills Freddie… I think Will sets Freddie up or something so Will is slightly to blame, but Dolarhyde ends up ripping Freddie’s lips off, gluing him to a wheelchair and setting him on fire.

I realise the Hannibal series isn’t completely canon to the books but it’s cool to see Bryan Fuller bringing in aspects of the books even if they’re not exactly the same. Though if Will did that, that’s quite the escalation… though maybe not considering his first proper kill, he tore the body apart and made a man bear wolf hybrid 🤷🏻‍♀️

The intro didn’t burn as much this time because the Freddie fire was already bright 😅

Hannibal and Will finishing each others sentences and eye fucking and Jack is like yeah this perfectly normal.

Oh Shit, Margot actually did get pregnant from Will. Well this is a whole other thing being introduced.

Hannibal playing Maury and Will being rightfully upset. Dick move from Margot but at least she gets to kill her brother now. Oh wait, probs not until she find out if it’s going to be a boy or not.

Man they really said gave the ol’ Gyro Gearloose for Michael Pitt’s hair huh?

He plays creepy psycho so well, I remember an old episode of SVU where he scared the ass out of me… and of course funny games.

Alana (booo) has made it clear she doesn’t want anything to do with Will and she doesn’t want Hannibal to have anything to do with Will but now she’s all on her high horse demanding to know if Will killed Freddie (the fact that he did is irrelevant 😂).

A - I don’t think Hannibal is good for you and I think your relationship is destructive.

W - Hannibal’s good enough for you.

Ohohohoho - like if she thinks Hannibal is so damaging to Will then why is SHE still with him?

Aw poor Will still trying to keep her safe even if it’s very likely she ends up shooting him.

Michael Pitt is playing Mason Verger like Batman villain… oh yeah, I forgot Mason is a PDO blurgh

Hannibal is so done with mason already. Wait, did Hannibal just indirectly tell Mason that Margot is pregnant?

More bitchy Alana (boo)

Oh shit Hannibal and Will finally talking about Abigail, and Hannibal actually apologised… kinda. Will is apparently all in on the baby with Margot.

Ahhhhahaha Alana is starting to figure WHAT kind of relationship Hannibal and Will have.

How far along could Margot be at this point? Aren’t we still within that 12 week cut off date of when jack and Hannibal brawl??? YOU’RE TELLING ME EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED THIS SEASON HAS HAPPENED WITHIN 3 MONTHS???

Another mental ping pong between Will and Hannibal, maybe Alana is just pissed that Hannibal is obviously spending a shit ton more time with Will than with her at this point.

Oooh the fact that Hannibal made a joke about Will seeing “a part of“ Abigail … is he really talking about her ear that Will threw up?? 😂

I can’t tell if Hannibal is trying to help Margot or just fuck with both her and mason and steering the carnage more towards mason.

See again with Alana being dickmatised because in all scenarios with Will she’s accused him of doing awful shit due to Hannibal’s therapy but when she’s with Hannibal she’s all doe eyed and ready for the murder dick. Oopa Hannibal does not like that’s she’s been practicing with a Gun… ooof I could see a situation where Hannibal hurts Alana because of it and it will be Will’s fault. Just like even though Will didn’t mean to - Chilton getting shot was indirectly his fault too.

Ha is Alana cheesing it?? Nope Margot - yeah babes, I would too if she wants to keep the Will baby. Pretty sure mason was insinuating THEY should make a baby, that would have me running too. OH FUCK, that truck hit her dead on! There is no way that was a coincidence. TWAS THE PIG GUY!

Oh christ what is mason going to do. Oh fuck he’s going to make it so she can’t have kids, isn’t he. Yikes.

The actress who plays Margot looks heaps like Jenna Malone.

Alana is unraveling and with good reason, she’s being lied to by everyone but I still remain in The Boo Alana camp because NONE of this would be happening if she had believed Will and not turned her back on him.

Did Alana say if Jack believes Chilton IS the ripper or WAS… because I realise I may be grasping at straws here but they’ve never confirmed if Chilton died.

Bah! I knew it! Fucking Freddie Lounds is alive and ready to annoy for another day! Boooooo

But also Alana finally realising she’s been played. Hopefully her decisions won’t be based on Murder dong anymore.

Oh shiiit Will and Hannibal wordlessly deciding Mason needs to pay for what he did to Margot and the baby.

Bahahaha Will just tackling Pig guy to the snow was hilarious.

Oh good punch from Will and flat out telling mason that everything has been Hannibal’s idea.

Ok… so Will is for sure not well but at least he’s not as deep as originally thought? Did he actually kill Man Bear Pig too or was that a ruse? They made a big song and dance about the remains for sure being Freddie’s too.

Hopeful that Babygirl is alive.

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HANNIBAL SPOILER S02E10

Oh good we get to see what actually happened at Will’s place…

Oh wow ok so while Will was killing ManBearPig guy he was seeing Hannibal and the shadow deer guy that looks like Hannibal but is Will’s…. Killer instincts?

He bare handedly broke ManBearPig’s bone helmet and snapped his neck. Alrighty.

Oh, Hannibal finally not acting coy, this is the first proper conversation they’re having where Hannibal isn’t lying or omitting.

Well if it isn’t a good ol fashioned Will Washathon.

Will… isn’t playing around is he? He’s fully in now like I figured because he LITERALLY just killed a guy but… in the process of trying to hook Hannibal, he’s literally losing himself to the killer within.

To be honest, it’s the only way that I can see a “happy” ending here. Because (and Spoiler alert for silence of the lambs book here), in the ending of the book - Hannibal keeps drugging Clarice for her to stay with him, like eventually in her drug stupor the book insinuates that she does love him back but it’s in that “is it really love if she’s being drugged for her to reach a mental state where she even accepts Hannibal in her vicinity” kinda non con love.

So for Hannibal the show to be satisfying as far as Will’s arc - he really does have to go dark for there to be an even ground…. Even though technically the connection would always be tarnished because Hannibal has being manipulating Will himself but also the situations that got Will to this point.

LASER LIGHTS INTRO

Hannibal and Will psychoanalysing the killer of Randall (Will) while they eye fuck and Jack justifiably confused and terrified is HILARIOUS

Boo Freddie Lounds

Chilton mentioned but only to disparage him. At least it shows Freddie has a soul if she’s still sore about the ripper killing Abigail.

Is… is Hannibal telling Margot to go make a baby boy heir??

Oh shit, Michael Pitt as mason verger? Well, he does good psycho. Oh already with the pigs huh?

Boo Alana - oh they’re still together will Hannibal. I wonder if Hannibal actually lusts for Will or if it’s just an obsession then? Because I genuinely thought he would have broken it off with Alana when he “got Will back”. Though, staying with her will undoubtedly cause the most carnage.

Okay Margot, courting the lonesome backwoods man. I see you. And Jesus, Will is all leisurely and deeper voiced than normal. Like damn, I hope they do end up doing SOMETHING if only just to make Hannibal all jealous and shit. Or just to do something outside of both their horrible existences.

The sex scenes on this show are unnerving, like even if you mute the creepy ass music - everything is in a non sexy slow mo and I get that sex scene in fight club vibes where it feels like there are one too many limbs for two people. Oh Will honey no, he’s still in love with Alana (booo) and she’s getting dicked down by Hannibal Murder dick at that moment. Meanwhile no one is fantasising about Margot 😭

Jesus that scene of Alana making out with Hannibal and then turning to make out with Will 👀 I don’t like Alana but dang, get it girl.

Hoo boy, Will seeing the murder stag while having sex with Margot - aw please don’t kill Margot, she’s been through enough. Speaking of Margot, is her plan to get pregs by Will to have a male heir and then kill her brother?

Oh shit, wait, was Will having a mind meldy moment with Hannibal??

Jesus, in a conversation between Freddie and Alana (double boo) Freddie was the one actually making sense and Alana was whiny being all like “stahhhhp the sun shines out of Hannibal’s butt!”

It’s so funny because this show keeps putting awful people against each other and you have to pick the lesser of two evils. Like right now - between Hannibal and Mason, you’re obviously going to side with Hannibal because he’s trying to protect Margot and because he’s being very bold to let Mason know he’s not scared of him even after indirectly telling him he know what the pigs can do.

At a dinner with Will, Hannibal and Alana (boo) I would have thought that Will would have been the jealous sassy one but Alana is being real snippy about Will and Hannibal’s relationship 😂

Hannibal just casually waiting in his sauna suit is so funny - like he’s about to kill someone but genuinely hilarious. Wait is he going to try and kill will?? Oh it’s Freddie (boo). Oh shit Freddie be finding ManBearPig’s suit in Will’s barn. Oh ew and his mandible too. Oop there’s Will sporting his own “I frew up” stance. So what, they’re going to kill her together?

Well shit, Will is genuinely terrifying trying to stop Freddie. Daaang Will. Jack doing top notch work… did you do it will? No? Well I’m outta ideas.

What in the hell is Alana doing there? (Boo) does she just have all access to the fbi at all times???

Of course they’re going to cook together. Hannibal looks so ecstatic.

There’s lovely sweet music playing while they eat and talk about how Freddie Lounds meat tastes! During the sex scenes - the music was discordant and unnerving and right now the music is all flowing and punctuating their smiles. This show I swear 😂

The amalgamated face at the end there was a bit on the nose but ok, so Will has become. Is it still all in the name of catching Hannibal or has he just transitioned? Or is this one of those things where he didn’t actually kill Freddie Lounds and she’s going to show up later and be like haaaa jokes on you?

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HANNIBAL SPOILER S02E09

That black and white cold open was intense. So does Will on some level think or I guess know that Hannibal loves him in his own way?

Jack back at Hannibal’s dinner table 😂 like the second they arrested Chilton, Jack was already putting a bib on to eat at Hannibal’s again.

That truckers death felt VERY xfiles

BLINDING INTRO

So is Will letting himself be consumed by the killer or is he just playing to fool Hannibal? Cos Hannibal is all in if his Murder Wing Wang Boner during their session is anything to go by.

Ohoho Margot is spicy, and her dress sense is impeccable… I’m wearily liking her.

Excuse me but is Hannibal wearing a pinned trapper hat 😂😂😂

I can’t take him seriously in that!

Aw I like Will and Animal guy’s interactions. Which probably means animal guy is going to die a horrible death if the history of this show is any indication.

Sooo the killer is a dude wearing a hydraulic wolf bear carcass suit?

Ah serves you horny couple right for being all out in the woods being all horny around a fire and stuff. Oop of course she trips.

Man, Hugh is so freaking pretty… Oop and now he’s got horns and imagining himself covered in blood mauling the chick. Alrighty.

Every conversation will and Hannibal have is so much double talk. And it’s always

H- “hey remember that time you tried to have me killed - how good did that feel hey??”

W- “yup sure did”

Only… sexier with 90% Hugh pout and Mads Francine Lips.

Hannibal going around telling everyone to kill, how many little sleeper agents does he have about town??

Will side eyeing Randall tier - realising Hannibal has been encouraging peeps to kill for decades. And now Margot tells him the same (another fucking bomb ass outfit from her.)

Oh - Will just flat out tells Hannibal he realises there are more and I’m not sure if Will sounds merely surprised but kinda jealous too? If only for Hannibal’s audacity.

Ooh dang Will practically signing Bedelia’s death sentence - even Hannibal reacted to that omission.

What the fuck? When Hannibal said that Will and Randall should discuss if Randall believed in god in person I didn’t think Hannibal would sic Randall on Will’s house?! I swear to god if that ManBearPig asshole harms any of Will’s Dogs, I’m gonna punch Hannibal in the butt.

BUSTER YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH

BUSTER NOOOO. Welp Hannibal’s getting a punch in the butt 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh Will is READY to kick ManBearPig’s Ass!

Fuck there’s less than a minute to go of the episode and man bear pig just came through Will’s window.

What? Why are we with Hannibal now? Oh. OH. Jesus, Will defeated ManBearPig with just a shotgun???

Even Steven. Jesus Christ - this show.

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HANNIBAL SPOILERS S02E08

Fishing metaphors - yes yes Will is going to hook Hannibal and Jack is gonna catch him.

Somehow watching Hannibal gut that fish was grosser than all the gorey parts of this show. Wait did they bring him the fish they caught. Yup. Oh and Will is being all quippy “it was my turn to bring the meat” “it makes us tastier” also I did side eye Hannibal mentioning Chilton, Hannibal is all a glow and chipper - he think he’s gotten away with everything and Will is like YOU’RE A CANNIBAL BITCH

Oop the spooky drums are out - something bad is inside that horse. I’m calling it now - it’s the rippers next victim. IT BETTER FUCKING NOT BE CHILTON.

It’s a chick. BRIGHT INTRO

So this horse womb death isn’t Hannibal’s?

Drinking of tears???? Are they bringing in Mason Verger???? Exciting, his character was bonks in the book.

I don’t think I remember a Margot sister of mason in the book. Did Hannibal just suggest Margot kill her brother?

The sex scenes in this show are so unnerving. Like are they fucking or shunting from the movie society? Also boo Alana.

Hannibal is at his happiest right now, he gets to interact with Will, no one is directly accusing him of murder, he gets to shunt with Alana…. It’s all coming up Hannibal at the moment.

There was a bird inside the lady inside the horse… it was a HorWoBird.

Will gets a cowboy entrance to the barn 😂

Oh animal guy red herring

What kind of wordplay foreplay was that session with Hannibal and will??

“I prefer sins of omission to outright lies”

“I don’t want to kill you anymore dr Lecter, not now that I finally find you interesting” and cut to Hannibal’s big ol smile - hoo Lordy… I need a cigarette or something.

That’s nice that Zeller apologised to Will and that he realised if he and the rest of the fibbies weren’t such narrow minded douches that maybe Beverley might have survived.

I’m digging Margot, I like her goth-baby style, but being Mason’s sister makes me nervous. I love that Hannibal every session has been like yo, kill your brother, or if you can’t - store bought is fine.

Will is still compassionate which is good but he’s not all the way sane either. At least he’s being nice to the animal guy.

Boo Alana.

The social worker is a jackass and too put together, I’m gonna stab at the dark just like the fbi and say he’s the killer. Oh animal guy actually accused him. To be fair - I’d recoil from Alana too… if I knew that she’d been dickmatized by a murder wing wang.

Oh it’s weird to see Will and Hannibal behind the glass consulting.

God, this social worker dude looks like a Hanna barbera cartoon

Oh man, did he kill all the animals? What a twat! Hope animal guy stuffs him in the horse. Though technically he only did that to the girl out of a misguided kindness.

Oh shit! I was kidding! Did he actually stuff the Hanna barbera social worker into the horse?? Oh god and he’s still alive. Haa sucks to be him encountering Hannibal oh AND will with a gun.

Oh Shit Will is for real wanting to kill this guy. Hannibal being the voice of reason is hilarious. Oop what’s this then? Was this necessary dr Lecter, you Will starved Girly pop.

“With all my knowledge and intrusion I could never entirely predict you, I can feed the caterpillar, I can whisper through the chrysalis but what hatches follows it’s own nature and is beyond me” look at his smile. Is Will playing Hannibal or is he starting to fall again?

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HANNIBAL SPOILERS S02E07

Miriam be TRAUMATISED but why did Hannibal keep her alive and where and how does she still look relatively healthy? Oh and conveniently she doesn’t remember that it was Hannibal.

Wait, did Hannibal turn her? Like is she his little sleeper agent or something?

In what world do they let Alana officially interview Hannibal especially after being his alibi.

Oop, Miriam said it wasn’t Hannibal. I’m calling it now - she’s working for Hannibal or is traumatised into submission or some shit.

JESUS CHRIST Why is the intro so fucking bright, I’m watching this in the dark and it just blinded the shit out of me

BABYGIRL yay! I have to admit - in my perusing of tumblr for Chilton stuff without being spoilt, I came across a Chilton/Will fanfic (CHILLYWILLY?? Really guys? Wilton was RIGHT THERE) and even though I know and want end game Will/Hannibal, this one fic was really good and made me kinda into the idea.

So right now when I saw Chilton going to Will’s cell I was like oh myyyyy before I remembered that it was just a fic 😅

Wow they’re letting Will out that quick huh? What are the chances he’s going to run directly to Hannibal even after trying to kill him?

Oh god, is baby girl really next or is will just trying to scare him? Look at his scared little face 😭

“Why did Hannibal not just kill you?”

“Because he wants to be my friend”

See that’s a funny line but the implications to babygirl are terrifying oh god, something bad is coming isn’t it??

Jack trying to make amends with Will - I mean at least he’s got a couple of allies with him now that they somewhat believe Hannibal could be the ripper. Oh wait how much time has passed??? Like when is that crazy ass Hannibal v Jack fight happening - are you telling me this has all happened within the 12 week span??? How long was Will imprisoned for??

Aaaaand Will is barely out and Jack has already taken him to a crime scene.

Mmmhmm - Miriam is for sure a sleeper agent. Oh man, what if there’s other evidence that points to Chilton being the ripper and that’s how Hannibal is going to get babygirl?

Aw Will is going to see his dogs again.

Boooo Alana, wait why is she all pissy at him? She literally turned her back on him and for what? To touch Hannibal’s murder wing wang? Haaaaa Will is reading her the rights with a smile. Good.

Oh fuck all the way off Alana.

BabyGirl hooray! He’s so awkward and desperate, I love him your honour.

The funny thing is Chilton IS quite smart, and in another scenario he would be the smartest one in the room, but not when everyone is a serial killer like in this show. I like that he’s calling out jack for turning on Will too, like jack is acting all high and mighty and protective of Will but he was the shittiest one to him.

Rara acting his heart out at the end there.

Ah so Will had the same idea as Chilton to see if he could recover Miriam’s memories.

Ok first. Hannibal could smell Will. I’m aware that he could do this but him acknowledging it was something. Second - Hannibal seemed almost giddy that Will was in his house. Thirdly - Hannibal genuinely looked scared when he saw Will looking unhinged holding the gun. And the conversation was fucking nuts because Hannibal never admitted to anything but also told Will that it was either - kill an innocent man or never get answers. I can honestly say I fucking love this show.

Ooh taking Miriam to Hannibal’s office… I’d be scared for Jack if we didn’t know he and Hannibal have a brawl at some point soon.

Hannibal is pretty confident how much he fucked Miriam up if he’s not scared that she’s actually going to remember.

The FBI are literally throwing darts in the dark now. And just because Chilton used scapolamine - his name is now in the hat too. Thanks Alana (Booooooo)

Chilton’s house is much more swanky than I would have guessed. I mean I guess it makes sense because he wants to seem sophisticated but by the style of suits he wears - I would have thought his house would have been more garish for some reason?

Oh no… ominous beeping in baby girls house Dang his house is super swank.

Something’s flatlining OH SHIT IS THAT GIDEON?? IN HIS HOUSE? Hannibal the scamp is FRAMING framing Chilton. They for sure dyed Rara’s eyebrows - that is the darkest I’ve ever seen them, I think they’re usually blondish or like a light brown or something.

Aw man I don’t want to see Rara as a horror damsel tripping over shit 😭 HANNIBAL IS THERE??? Bahahaha he’s doing his “I frew up” stance again 😂

“When you wake up, your only choice will be to run” wait so is Hannibal going to let Chilton live? I mean I figured considering he’s in the third season but like why? Oh shit Hannibal is going to open the door to the fbi agents?? Oh shit oh shit oh shit he’s going to kill them and frame Babygirl.

How does Hannibal not leave evidence from his hair and face being exposed. If Gattaca taught us anything it’s that we leave behind hair and skin cells everywhere no?

Ok so leaving Chilton covered in blood, with a gun in one hand, a knife in the other is pretty funny. It would have had the same effect to leave a note saying “i did it. Love, Frederick “babygirl” Chilton” 😂😂

Oooh his swanky apartment is all covered in blood, guts and butts now. It must have been very freeing for Hannibal to just frenzy murder without worrying about cleanup. The music in this scene is very reminiscent of the bongos bit of the twilight zone theme song.

RUN, YOU PATHETIC MEOW MEOW

NO, NOT TO WILL’S HOUSE??!!! HE HAS NO LOYALTY TO YOU, FOOL!!!

They really make the fbi look like bumbling fools huh? Like only taking into account what’s in front of them at that moment and dismissing everything else that has come before it. Look at Jack thinking he’s finally cracked the case 🙄

“There are corpses on my property, you just threw up an ear” 😂😂😂

Aw I just want to give baby girl a hug, of course Will called Jack but at least he told Babygirl he’s going to catch Hannibal oh my god, look at babygirls little betrayed face 😭😭😭

Even pointing a gun at Will - he looks so sad and Jesus Will standing up all confidently despite having a gun aimed at him is something… even with his curly mullet thing he has going on.

I don’t get Will here.. is he genuinely trying to protect Chilton or is it to keep one of the few people that knows Hannibal is the ripper on side? And he doesn’t try very hard to stop Jack from grabbing Chilton. Will… seems detached?

Oh babygirl now you run?

Man, Laurence fishburne is quite spry running through the scrub and snow… or maybe he just seems spry in comparison to Chilton who’s disparately stumbling though.

Aw. Chilty like a big weepy baby 😭

“It seems like one final indignity” it sure does, why the fuck is Alana interviewing Chilton?? She’s literally fucking the other suspect that they were supposed to pick up??? Oh my god, Hannibal murder wing wang must be outstanding if Alana is this blindly vitriolic. Jesus.

Good, you get a lawyer, baby girl.

Oh shit is Miriam having a seizure. Well how in the hell did Hannibal convince Miriam it was Chilton??

OH FUCK SHE JUST SHOT CHILTON IN THE FACE. WHAT THE FUCK?? How is Chilton in the third season?? I swear to god if it’s only in flashbacks!

Back to Hannibal and his Francine smith lips. Knock at the door - it’s going to be Will isn’t it? He can’t fucking help himself

Oh Will cut his mullet off and is all clean and ready for their date.

H “Do you intend to point a gun at me?”

W “Not tonight”

W “are you expecting someone?”

H “only you”

Stahhhhp you guys, you’re making me blush.

How is it possible that Mads is conveying absolute giddy happiness but remaining stoic?

Wait so Miriam DID kill Babygirl??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 like I realise she shot him in the face but still RARA

Haaaa look at Hannibal’s face when Will says he wants to resume his therapy. Picture is 100 percent legit and has not been doctored 😃

So Will is going to battle it out with Hannibal… ok. I’m into it. I wonder if Hannibal is going to break it off with Alana now that he has Will back.

10/10 episode. I still have hope Rara is in the third season properly I will even take a wedged in twin brother plot line over Chilton being dead.

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HANNIBAL SPOILERS S02E06

Like seriously though, at this point - jacks a dumb ass for not seeing Hannibal’s dodgy ass behaviours.

Why is Alana making googly eyes at Hannibal? Oh Hannibal is in rich guy casual.

Hannibal is literally always cutting meat and making food puns and people are like “can’t possibly be this fucking weird guy”

RARA in the credits hooray!

Why is it that when Will was desperately begging jack to let him go, to not drag him into death and misery that jack was like “suck it up, asshole” but Hannibal says no thanks once and jack is like “yeah no probs”????

A dinner party???? Cmon jack. A body shows up with no organs except the lungs. Will literally just told you Hannibal is a cannibal bahhh I hope Hannibal force feeds jack a butt!

Oh man the fear on baby girls face when Will says that he better watch his back because Hannibal is gonna get him too. I guess Gideon doesn’t know that chilton is recording everything?

6/10 sassy babygirl flat out telling jack that he believes Will

Finally FINALLY jack is piecing shit together bloody hell.

God, Rara is so fucking pretty.

Oh shiiiit Will is letting his horns grooooowwww

All the double talk between Hannibal and Will 😂 just kill eachother of fuck eachother already jeeesus

Baby girl is being real brave in talking to Gideon directly oh no his eyes are shiney like he’s about to cry BABYGIRL😭

Gideon talking smack about babygirl to Jack. Like fair enough but… boooo

Oh wow they’re KICKING kicking the shit out of Gideon. I mean good.. but he was goading them on so that’s what he wanted, no?

Ha, Jack looking like he’s about to go all “soylent green is people” at Hannibal’s party.

Some babygirl sass and spirited eye acting, Rara’s nervous finger twitches also made an appearance. I freaking love this guy both Rara and Chilton. He just wants to be recognised by his peers and wants Will to love him. I mean sure he definitely didn’t do right by Gideon but… eh

See if I were jack, I would have just grabbed some food and ran - like don’t tell Hannibal you’re probably going to analyse the food!

And Alana looking all dodgily at Jack - why am I disliking her so much, everything she’s done for the last like 10 episodes is fucking annoying.

Haaaaaa Hannibal winking at Chilton and babygirl not knowing which way was up 😂

Ew ew ew ew the camaraderie between Alana and Hannibal… are they about to Fuck? Nooooooo boooooooo whyyyyyy???

Oh Gideon Gon diieeee

Ohohohoho Alana is the alibi

And what a good haughty alibi she makes.

Oh is this Gideon thigh roast now? Oh nope Gideon is still alive. Oh shit it IS his thigh! Is he going to feed Gideon his damn thigh? Yup. I mean if I knew I was going to die and someone offered me my thigh meat to eat, I’d have a chew like who do I have to feel shame for at that point?

What is Hannibal’s deal? Is he missing Will so much that he’s confessing to all the murders Will has been accused for… I mean I guess that’s one way to make Alana feel like shit for turning her back on Will. I do feel sorry for Alana - she just seems really lonely and susceptible to clinging on to the first serial killer that treats her nice.

Ooh does Hannibal have his own Mural in Virginia? Nope psyche out.

MIRIAM LASS??? OH SHIIIETTTTTT

10/10 BabyGirl appearance

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HANNIBAL SPOILERS S01E05

So…. Did he kill Beverley?

Boo Freddie Lounds

Oh no. She tells Jack “she’s one of yours” 😭😭

Did Hannibal turn her into a mummy? WHAT THE FUCK. HE SLICED HER??? WHAT THE FUCK MAN??

How would you even do that? Like does he have a massive deli slicer in his house? And she’d have to be frozen or something to keep everything in place. Why am I even thinking about this? Stupid show.

Rara in the credits 😃

Awww Jack, Price and Zeller breaking down is devastating.

Oh see through Hannibal mask on Will, wait, do those mask actually exist for transit? I think I always thought it was stylised for silence of the lambs.

So I looked it up and those mask aren’t used - it was just a stylistic choice for a muzzle for the movie.

Oh gross he did actually freeze her and then jigsaw’d her.

Welp another person for Will to feel guilty about. And another person Hannibal will eat… oh wait he probably already did at the beginning of the episode when he fed jack. Bleh.

Will calling Chilton Frederick is so funny, but Chilty is being so soft with him. His babygirlness is dialed down to a 2/10 but he still gets his smirks in, especially when Will is offering him glory.

Wait, is Gideon still alive? I thought Will shot him outside of Alana’s house?

Hannibal you crazy kidney eating bitch.

Oh Gideon’s alive

So they both know Hannibal is the Chesapeake Ripper but they can’t say.

BabyGirl mildly threatening Hannibal and Hannibal hating to have to stoop to Chilton’s level whom he thinks is so beneath him.

Everybody insulting Chilton because they know he’s listening 😂 poor babygirl.

Boo Freddie Lounds

Wait, so this orderly dude killed the bailiff and the judge? Wait not the judge.

Oh shiiiiit Will asked him to kill Hannibal and Gideon heard.

Does Alana know, is that why she rocked up? But how would she know? Is she still talking to Gideon? All fair questions from Chilty about how everyone bows down to her even though she’s kinda a shit dr. Ooh low blow from Alana about Babygirls guts. And then She asks to speak to Gideon like if they hadn’t spoken since before Gideon escaped so maybe she doesn’t know Will asked the orderly dude to kill Hannibal.

Ooooh I see she really was just there because Will talked to Freddie Lounds (booooo) but I’m guessing Gideon has told Alana now about what he heard.

Mads is very… athletically built. Like damn. Ha, there’s something about this orderly getting in the pool just to show off that he can beat Hannibal at swimming. Oop… just tranq’d Hannibal right in the back. Ok then. This dude doesn’t fuck around… does he… does have watermelon tattoos??

WHAT THE FUCK? THIS GUY WENT FROM ZERO TO HANGING CRUCIFIXION SO FAST

Mads is so freaking broad shouldered Jesus Christ. These shots of his bod are not accidental.

Sometimes the build up in these episodes are great and at the end the killer just turns themselves in or like in this ep it’s just pop. Oop grab hanny END.

Alrighty.

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HANNIBAL SPOILERS S02E04

Awww Will feels so guilty for Abigail’s death

It’s so funny to see Will in his fishing gear because you literally put any old thing on him and he still looks like a model in a catalogue.

BABYGIRL!

Ooh baby girl is mad and now Will enters his manipulation era I suppose. Rara is such an eye actor - the moment Will mentions if he’s curious his eyes light up and when Will tells him that he doesn’t want to see Hannibal anymore - chilton even twitches a smile. I’m glad that probably means he’ll be in the show more but also this does not bode well for baby girl.

Another person signing their own death warrant is Beverly - the fact that Hannibal keeps pointing out he can hear Will in what she’s saying tells us he’s jealous?

I like that she’s kinda playing him too because she’s trying to help Will but using Hannibal’s inferiority complex against him.

Holy shit, Hannibal was inducing seizures in Will with strobes and drugs. Aww babygirl looks genuinely concerned when he says Will’s name.

Wait so are we getting a Chilton/Will team up? Cos I’m down for that, I thought Will was just going to fuck with babygirl but them joining forces is kinda cool. Chilton is a validation puppy but he knows his shit so maybe between the two of them, they could expose Hannibal.

“Almost strategically it seems” Teehee there’s the baby girl head wiggle and twinkle eye. Chilty with his barely contained glee telling Hannibal that he knows he was psychic driving Will. And Hannibal’s barely contained murderous streak imagining all the ways he could kill Chilton 😂

Even done up to look all sickly, Gina Torres is so fucking elegant and beautiful.

Amanda Plummer! Oh I love he-OH MY GOD SHES JAMMING A GIGANTIC NEEDLE INTO THE GUYS EYE

Ah god I’m getting more nervous for Beverley now that Will’s like “you in danger girl”

Half of these serial killers are literally like “yup I did it” so far there’s only been like two that give chase, or maybe I’m too used to Law and order SVU where every douchebag and their mom runs.

Oofta. I know Bella was trying to save jack from the harrowing moments after someone has died but Jesus, all that’s going to do is make Jack wonder why she didn’t feel comfortable or safe to die at home or with him. Like fuck that’s rough.

Ah yeah she pretty much says it there - saving Jack from a painful goodbye but it’s also saving herself from witnessing jack like that.

Oh geez is he tossing the coin on whether he’s going to eat her or not HE’S REVIVING HER??? That’s somehow more horrific

DONT DO IT BEVERLY DO NOT GO TO HANNIBALS HOUSE YOU CRAZY BITCH CALL SOMEONE LITERALLY TELL ANYONE

Yeah Bella, you slap Hannibal, don’t get me wrong, I obviously dig Hannibal but let the woman die how she wants at this stage Jesus.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE BEVERLEY GET OUT! GET OUT. I swear to the gods if they kill her off right now 😡

Don’t go down the stairs 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Baaaaa he’s RIGHT THERE

wait. Why he standing there like the “I frew up” meme

Oh god dammit, she’s dead isn’t she?

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HANNIBAL SPOILERS S02E3

Let’s have a scene where Will electrocutes himself prison rules.

Will and Hannibal getting dressed at the same time was a nice touch

Oh shit we’re already at trial? There’s some law and order time fuckery going on here 😂

Bureau-Cynthia is a bit a butthole huh, yay Jack Crawford did right by Will in his trial which will probably mean he won’t be head anymore. Hannibal smirking the whole time

The ol ear in the mail. I can honestly say I never know what the hell Hannibal is planning like he’s always doing the most counter intuitive things that all somehow make sense at the end RARA IS IN THE STARTING CREDITS. ALERT ALERT we gon get chilton this episode

Hannibal practically telling Will he sent the ear because he cares about him. Men will go to great lengths to not tell each other how they really feel huh?

Boo Freddie Lounds

Oh my god boo her so much

Hannibal just setting everything on fire , make up your mind, man.

Babygirl pumping the foghorn leghorn to 100 in this one (as he caresses his cane - he is one of the biggest fidget fingers I’ve ever seen)

Ol Chilty is awfully smug for someone who’s lost a kidney and a chunk of his guts to one of his patients… like if he really believed Will was a cold blooded psycho path you’d think he’d be a bit more careful. But the dude can’t fucking help himself. Also I imagine talking will up as a big ol psycho gives him and his hospital glory I suppose.

Jesus Christ Hannibal, hide your shame man, he’s so fucking in love with Will it’s making him do dumb shit. “Don’t let his love go to waste” smdh

“Will Graham is and will always be my friends” in front of the whole courtroom. He might as well be throwing smooches at Will from the witness stand.

And he kills the judge after the judge doesn’t accept the new defence.. CMON HOW ARE THEY NOT LIKE “hmm maybe the guy who was making heart eyes at Will from the witness stand who Will originally accused might be in on this”

“He wants to know me” Will says when Alana asks what the killer wants from Will. He sure does Will, possibly biblically too. Also I can’t pick Alana’s motives either - she says she wants to save Will but like is this still - hoping he’ll get better so they can bone kinda thing? Or is it just a professional curiosity like she told the lawyer? Or both…?

Rara appearance was underwhelming because he was just there to be a snoot and walk out. Still looked pretty doing it though.