#ohse dance

[mizuiove]

I loooove charisma house

[charismaoftls]

#102 — Cold

Characters: Iori, Terra, Rikai, Sarukawa, Ohse, Amahiko, Fumiya, Torahime, Nakagami Translation: ksts Proofreading: yuno (ENG) Drama track link

Rikai: «Apparently, visiting shrine late at night caused everyone to fall ill»

(Coughing and sniffing sounds) Cough-cough… Sniff-sniff…

Rikai: I told you all to take care, but you chose to ignore it! And here you are! Achoo! …Guess this is the problem with living together… If one person gets sick, everyone gets sick… I was worried that the situation might get worse, but…

(Iori sings cheerfully) Lalala! Laaaa!~

Rikai: ?

(Iori sings and dances as he does the housework) Infection is spreading and won’t go awaaay~ ♪ Devoted care won’t eeend~ ♪ Cold, everyone caught a cooold~ ♪ Lalala! ♪

Rikai: Iori-san?

Iori: Uwah!!

(Iori knocks things down in a panic) Ri-Rikai-kun

Rikai: What were you just singing?

Iori: Eh? Singing? Was I?

Rikai: Yes, and very happily

Iori: Ha-ha-ha-happily?! There’s no way I would! It’s terrible that everyone caught a cold, you know?! In such a situation, only those not right in the head would sing happily! Cut it out! I’ll get mad!

Rikai: R…Right…

Iori: What's more important, how is everyone’s recovery going? Are they feeling any better?

Rikai: No, it looks like their condition is still pretty bad…

Iori: Alright!

Rikai: Excuse me?

Iori: That’s it! Yes! Keep it going! Thanks! Thank you for the meal!

Rikai: Iori-san.

Iori: Eh? Ah, that was by accident!

Rikai: How was that an accident. You definitely were happy just now

Iori: No, I wasn’t?! In a situation like that! It’s terrible that everyone caught a cold after all! How can anyone be happy about that!? Unless they're a total weirdo! Get it together, Rikai-kun! RIKAI-KUUUUUN!

Rikai: That’s what it looked like to me, though

Iori: Perhaps you’ve got a fever?

(Rikai coughs) Cough-cough… Cough-cough…

Iori: Ooh! Oooooh! See! You’re coughing! Nice, Rikai-kun! And it’s real bad! You definitely caught a cold!! Yaaaaaay!

Rikai: That was weird.

Iori: Accident! That was by accident!

Rikai: No no—

(The two disagree with each other)

Rikai: …Anyway, I think we should all go see a doctor

Iori: What? Doctor? It is totally not possible

Rikai: Why.

Iori: You see, there are a lot of cases of misdiagnosis and medical errors happening these days… The world is just full of quacks…

Rikai: What are you even going on about!

Iori: It’d be better to just recover at home! Lucky for you, I'm the only one still healthy this time! So I'll take care of everything, okay? Well, excuse me then!

Rikai: Ah—

(Iori proceeds making preparations) Wait for me, I’ll take care of you all! Ah~ I have so much to do~ How overwhelming!~

Nakagami: …Excellent, as expected from Motohashi-kun. What a spirit of service! Selfishness is rampant in the world nowadays, we all better learn from him How splendid! Right, Torajirou-kun?

Torahime: It’s Torahime

Nakagami: Haa… He’s just like an angel in white… (1)

Torahime: …Angel, huh

Nakagami: ?

Torahime: Sensei, did you just call Motohashi Iori an angel?

Nakagami: …I did

(Torahime clutches at Nakagami)

Nakagami: ?!

Torahime: Sensei, you still don’t understand a thing about Charisma— To the point where even I seem to know more than you do!..

Nakagami: A! AAAAAAAAAH!

(Fumiya lies languidly in bed) …

(Sound of the door opening ominously)

Iori: How are you feeeeliiiing?~

(Fumiya pulls a futon over his head) Eek! It's him!...

(Sound of Iori approaching) …, …, …, …

Iori: Eh? Why are you not eating? Even though you should be? You're not gonna get better that way, you know? Ah, right You just can’t eat on your own~ Fufufufu~

(Fumiya trembles with fear) …!

(Iori spoon-feeds Fumiya) Here, Fumiya-san, say “aah”~ Come on, “aah”, fufufufu~

(Fumiya trembles with fear) AaaaAAAH!...

Iori: Now let’s change, Terra-san~

(Terra trembles with fear) …!

Iori: Oh, look, you’re shivering! Are you cold?

(Terra trembles with fear) No, scared…!

Iori: Still got a fever, huh?

(Terra trembles with fear) No, scared, of you!..

Iori: Don’t worry, even if your fever never breaks— I’ll take care of you till the bitter eeeeend!

(Terra falls down, foaming at the mouth) ★◎■▽☆◇★◎■▽……！

(Iori’s voice comes out from nowhere) Saru-chan

Sarukawa: …! …!

(Iori’s voice comes out from nowhere) Saru-chan

Sarukawa: …! …!

(Sarukawa’s futon gets pulled off)

Iori: Saru-chaaaaaaan!!!! How are you feeeeliiiing?!?!?!

Sarukawa: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Amahiko’s futon gets pulled off)

Iori: Amahiko-saaan!!!! Won’t you take my organs?!?!

Amahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

(Sound of the door swinging open violently)

Iori: Ohse-saaan!!!! Are you feeling alriiight?!?! Here is some warm, nutritious, easy to digest, tasty rice porridge!!!! Special for yoooouuuu!!!!!!

(Ohse tries to resist by throwing things at Iori) …! …!

Iori: St-stop it!! You’re not in good shape now!! It will harm your health!! Come on, don't be shy and just accept my help already!! I even brought you a urine bottle!! It's hard for you to walk all the way to the toilet, right?! Do it!! Here!! Pee in the urine bottle!! Don’t mind me!! I won’t think of you as dirty!!

(Iori spreads his arms out)

Iori: I will make you bastard get well with my devoted caaaaare!!!! FUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Rikai: Enough!

Iori: Ouch!..

Rikai: Now, will you kindly explain how on earth did it come to this?

Iori: Ahah… It seems I got a little too overwhelmed with my love for everyone… How embarrassing!

Rikai: Anyway, please return to your room for now. I will take care of the rest

Iori: Eh?!

(Rikai pushes Iori) Here, get in!

Iori: Wait-wait-wait, hold a minute!

Rikai: Here, just go already!..

(Nakagami investigates something) …

Torahime: Sensei, I told you already! They’ll find us!..

Nakagami: Don’t you worry. There’s no way Motohashi-kun would stop halfway through Looks like you don’t understand Charisma at all

(Iori and Rikai’s voices get closer)

Torahime: ! It’s them!..

Nakagami: Ehh?!..

Torahime: Hide!

Nakagami: W-w-w-where?

Torahime: Futon futon futon!

Nakagami: …!

(The two hide under the futon in a panic)

(Sound of the door opening)

Iori: It's fine! I’ll do everything myself! Rikai-kun?!

(Sound of the door shutting)

Iori: …

(Iori coughs violently)

(Iori staggers and knocks things off the desk)

(Iori falls to his knees and looks pained)

(Electronic sound comes from outside the room) Beep-beep-beep…

Iori: Ah… The washing machine has finished… I have to…

(Iori gets up and leaves the room, swaying) Cough-cough…

(The two leave the futon)

Torahime: …That’s how Motohashi Iori is

Nakagami: …

Rikai: «Iori-san served the others, carefully hiding his own true condition» «I wonder where does his abnormal self-sacrificing behavior come from» «A few days after we were all back to normal, someone visited our house»

(Doorbell rings)

(Sarukawa talks to someone) Ooh, so that's how it is! It was hella surprising to see ya It’s been a while? I know, right, ahaha

Terra: And who’s that?

Amahiko: I don't know

Fumiya: Kei’s acquaintance, maybe?

Ohse: …

(Sarukawa comes up to the others)

Sarukawa: Oi, where's Io?

Rikai: Eh? Well, you know…

Sarukawa: …

Terra: Hold up a second, Sarukawa-kun! Who is that?

Sarukawa: Io’s older sis

Five Charismas: EEH?! Older sister?!

(Iori’s sister bows her head) …

(The other five bow back) …

Sarukawa: Oi, Io, it’s yer sis Iooooo?! The hell did that bastard go… Iooooooooooo?!

Rikai: «Iori-san didn't come out»

Translator's Notes

(1) Literally translated, 白衣の天使 means Angel in white, but it is also an idiom for Nurse

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[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #86 Libido

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

Let me know if I missed something!

TL note:

The fellas are playing yakyuuken, basically a game based on rock paper scissors where the loser strips. The song that goes along with it is normally baseball-themed. Yoyoinoyoi remains untranslated, see it as some kind of “chant” or "sound" like la la la.

Uchiwa is a type of Japanese fan. It's common for wotaku/idol stans/etc to make custom-made uchiwas with faces of their fave idol, or some supportive message about their oshi on it.

(The five of them getting ready)

Amahiko: ….Everyone? What are you all planning to do here?

Fumiya: Rehearsal for the Sexy World Cup

Amahiko: Huh?

Ohse: We’ve been practicing till the brink of death.

Sarukawa: Sorry but we’re gon’ bag that victory. We ain’t losing to the likes of you, Amahiko!

Iori: Resign to your fate!

Amahiko: No, before that, I fail to understand the meaning behind everyone joining. I won’t be going.

Iori: “Won’t”…! You still have it in you to say such things, Amahiko-san!

Terra: Come back to your senses! You will participate in the Sexy World Cup!

Fumiya: We’ll definitely convince you. We’re serious, Amahiko.

Fumiya: Witness, all of our power combined, the greatest sexy show of all time.

Amahiko: …!

Fumiya: ‘Kay, let’s roll

(Sound of spotlight)

Amahiko: Eh?

(Music starts playing) 〜♪

The five of them: If you wanna be sexy You gotta shake it like this~♪

The five of them: Butt! Nipples! Yoyoinoyoi!

The five of them: Yoyoinoyoi!

Iori: Ohse-san looost!

(The other 4 hollering)

Ohse: ….! ….!

(Ohse gets naked)

Sarukawa, Fumiya, Iori, Terra: Sexyyyy! Wheeeh! Ain’t this nice!

〜♪

The five of them: If you wanna be sexy You gotta shake it like this~♪

The five of them: Butt! Nipples! Yoyoinoyoi!

The five of them: Yoyoinoyoi!

The five of them: Yoyoinoyoi!

The five of them: Yoyoinoyoi!

Sarukawa, Terra, Ohse: Woahoh…! You lost…!

(The three of them hollering)

Fumiya: Shit… I’ll kill you….!

Iori: Shit… I don’t hate it…!

(Fumiya and Iori getting naked)

Sarukawa, Terra, Ohse: Sexy!!!!! Yaaay!

Terra: We’re so winning with this!

Sarukawa: How ‘bout it, Amahiko!

〜♪

The five of them: If you wanna be sexy You gotta shake it like this~♪

The five of them: Butt! Nipples… 

Amahiko: What is this? In someone else's house nonetheless.

Amahiko: Also that’s not what being sexy is. Is this mockery?

The five of them: No!

Sarukawa: You got that wrong, Amahiko

Iori: We took everything into serious consideration.

Terra: And then it came to us! Yakyuuken! 

Amahiko: What, that’s how you got there.

Ohse: I-it’s more than just that…

Amahiko: Either way, I am not participating in the Sexy World Cup anymore.

Amahiko: It's futile. You can't change my mind.

The five of them: ….

Rikai: One moment Sensei!

Amahiko: !?

(Rikai popping up out of nowhere)

Amahiko: Rikai-san…!? That outfit…!

Rikai: Behold the bravery of your top disciple.  

Amahiko: Eh?

〜♪

Amahiko: This is… ballet…

Fumiya: Rikai…

Ohse: Rikai-san…

Iori: Rikai-kun…

(Rikai eagerly dancing and being awful at it)

Rikai: Hah! Hoh! ..Hah, hah! Oho hwowo h oh wow

The five of them: Awful.

(Rikai getting flustered as he dances)

The five of them: Aaah, aaah, aaah… Rikai-kun? This is cringe to watch… 

Rikai: Yaaah…! Haaah! Juuuump!

(Rikai twists his leg)

Rikai: AAAAAAAAA!

Amahiko: Rikai-san!? Are you okay!?

Rikai: Damn it…! I cannot…!

Rikai: I am not destined to be sexy, Minister of Sexy Affairs…!

Amahiko: !?

Ohse: He’s right. It’s pointless for people like us.

Fumiya: We can struggle all we like, it won’t change that we can’t create sexiness like you.

Iori: You are a different being than us!

Terra: That’s why!

Sarukawa: You have to show us the ropes!

The six of them: World Sexy Ambassador!

Amahiko: …! You guys….!

Amahiko’s mother: Amahiko…

Amahiko: Mother!

Amahiko’s mother: Take this with you to the competition.

Amahiko: What’s this…?

Amahiko’s mother: A new costume for you to wear at the cup.

(Amahiko snorts out of shock)

Amahiko’s mother: Everyone made it together. Terra-san was in charge of design.

Amahiko’s mother: Minato-san and Motohashi-san tailored it.

Terra, Ohse, Iori: Eehehe☆

Amahiko: Aaah…! …!

(Amahiko falls to his knees)

Rikai: Sensei, it’s your moment.

Terra: Ladies

Fumiya: And gentlemen

Sarukawa, Iori, Ohse: It’s showtime!

Amahiko: I… I lost, everyone…. To think there’s such sexiness….

Amahiko: Your nomination has been accepted.

Amahiko: This very Amahiko shall enter and dominate the Sexy World Cup!

Everyone: WOOOO! YAAAY! FINALLY!

Fumiya: Well, isn’t this nice, ma’am.

Amahiko’s mother: Thank you 

Everyone: Hahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha!

(Sound of sliding screen being kicked down)

Amahiko’s father: What are you bastards doing----!!

Amahiko’s mother: Dear…

Amahiko: Father… 

Amahiko’s father: What have you filth been talking about! Seriously what's this all about!

Amahiko’s father: Nothing made sense! The whole time!

Amahiko’s father: It’s nothing but nonsense! Stop screwing around you lot----!

Amahiko’s father: …..

Amahiko’s father: ……Amahiko,��how much of a nuisance must you be to our family until you're satisfied.

Amahiko’s father: What a deplorable display.

Amahiko’s father: Not to mention this worthless filth you’re with, have some shame!

Amahiko’s mother: Uugh…!

Amahiko: Mother!

Amahiko: I understand, so please don’t shout anymore.

Amahiko: I won’t participate in the Sexy World Cup. 

The six of them: EEEH!?

Terra: No way, Amahiko

Iori: Don’t listen

Fumiya: Ignore him

Ohse: Don’t give in

Sarukawa: Amahiko! 

Rikai: Sensei!

Nakagami: He won’t…!? He can’t back out now…!

Nakagami: I even got my uchiwas ready…!

Torahime: Stop trying to get inside…! Sensei…!

Amahiko: It’s fine. That competition is unnecessary for me.

Rikai: …Eh?

Amahiko: I never understood why I was so obsessed with victory.

Amahiko: The source of my libido depending on the evaluation of others didn’t feel that was true to myself.

Amahiko: But now that has become clear to me. In reality, there has been someone this whole time.

Amahiko: A man who I wanted to be recognized by.

Amahiko’s father: !?

Amahiko: The stage I wanted to dance on was not at the Sexy World Cup!

Amahiko: Dear father, it was in front of you!

Amahiko: My libido is you, father! It’s youuuuu-------!

〜♪

Amahiko’s father:  !? What!

Sarukawa: His libido is his dad!

Rikai: That’s what it was!

Terra: It all makes sense!

(Amahiko taking off his yukata)

Amahiko: Fufufufu… Hahaha…

Amahiko’s father: Hey... why are you…!

Amahiko: Time for training.

(Amahiko’s father getting scared)

Amahiko’s father: …! Stop, Amahiko…

Amahiko’s father: What are you up to! STOOOOOP!

(Amahiko throwing off his clothes)

Amahiko: TA-DAH!

Amahiko’s father: GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(Charisma charge: Complete)

Amahiko’s mother: Huh? My body feels great!

The six of them: Ma’am!

Fumiya: I’m glad

Amahiko: Now everyone together

Amahiko: ECSTASYYYYYYYYYYYY YAAH!!!

Take No Break

[dokujirai]

Charisma - The Seven Charisma’s “Charisma Picnic” カリスマピクニック Karisuma Pikunikku English Lyrics Translation

This is an English translation of Charisma’s group song “Charisma Picnic.” Song is here.

Please be advised that this is merely a translation into English and may not be 100% accurate or follow any rhyme.

TL Notes: 

Once more I am proven again that writing a rap from Japanese to English is hard. Just know that I tried.

SDGs are Sustainable Development Goals(?). It’s the only thing I could find, but they’re something about sustainable and responsible consumption/production, sustainable cities and communities, etc. etc. Ohse just wants to help out the Earth by becoming compost <3

I imagine the mountains that Amahiko finds sexy are like twin mountains that look like boobs with pointy nipples.

The last line goes like “Karisuma Shintenkai” which means “new development.” I just think it’s hilarious that Charisma can just be like “oh yeah look forward to Season 2″ in their own song.

Any questions, concerns, theories, or feedback is appreciated! Thank you for reading!!

Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Charisma!

Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Charisma!

Making bentos or carrying baggage That’s not the only way to use a slave Try me as a humanoid outdoor tool Work me hard to the bone, it feels great~!

March your feet precisely to the beat Don’t underestimate nature! It will eat you alive Now take a deep breath in regular intervals Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in Off we go to the great outdoors… Hey, you over there! Don’t veer from the route!

Let’s sing (let’s sing) cheerfully (cheerfully) Let’s join hands and lalala lala la la

Lalala lala Iori-san “Let me give you all a piggyback ride now!” Lala lala lala Rikai-san “Order outside is all green!” Lala our hearts Break into a dance toward our Charisma Picnic

Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Charisma!

Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Charisma!

I ain’t goin’ over the hill and I ain’t whistlin’ either And I sure as hell ain’t singin! I’ll go where I wanna go If you guys go that way, I’m goin’ this way Wha- Ah! It’s a dead end! You guys, wait up!

The Earth shines with the beauty of Terra-kun The sky and the ground revel in me That’s right, Terra-kun is now The Universe!

Let’s sing (let’s sing) cheerfully (cheerfully) Let’s join hands and lalala lala la la

Lalala lala Sarukawa-san “Hah? I ain’t gonna skip!”. Lala lala lala and Terra-san too “Terra-kun’s UV barrier!” Lala our hearts are Beating towards our Charisma Picnic

Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Charisma!

Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Charisma!

The sun illuminates and exposes all for us to see, aah how sexy! The murmur of the river, the chirping of the birds in your ear… ECSTACY!

Such a bright landscape with crisp air I’m sorry that a piece of shit loser like me exists I’ll go die at once and return to the earth, that way I’ll become fertilizer for the SDGs Even if it’s only a little bit, I can finally help the world this way

Yo, if you’ve got nothing else better to do, why not go on a journey of self-discovery? Let’s charge right in, so come on and let’s start a new story We’re so full of problems, we didn’t even know it was shining through Since everyone found out about our energy, now we gotta skip our way outta here

Let’s sing (let’s sing) cheerfully (cheerfully) Let’s join hands and lalala lala la la

Lalala lala Amahiko-san “Those distant mountains are so sexy” Lala lala lala Ohse-san “Please excuse me for breathing in the air…” Lala our hearts Break into a dance toward our Charisma Picnic

Lalala lala Fumiya-san “Oh, I forgot my wallet” (Ehh?) Lala lala lala Charisma-san “Yay!” Lala our hearts are Beating towards our Charisma Picnic Our pleasant little picnic New things are coming to Charisma

Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Charisma!

Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Charisma!

Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Charisma!

Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Lalala lala la la! Charisma!

[akkivee]

have you seen the crsm where the soloution to amahiko's family problems is stripping down and pole dancing in front of his family

like how would I ever tell someone offline that I love this series. I saw someone say when I first got into it that the humor is very osumatsu san-like and I was like oh yeah! I see! very to the point and back and forth silly! but wow. wow everything happens here

I HAVENT GOTTEN THAT FAR YET NO LMAO BUT IG THE BEST(❓) WAY TO APPEAL TO YOUR FAMILY ABOUT WHAT YOU WISH TO DO IS SHOW IT TO THEM YOURSELVES LMAO

did you watch the anime japan hypmic panel from last year lmao???? they brought out two of the crsm cast (ohse i remember and uhhhh rikai maybe???) and when they were asked to explain what charisma house and charisma breaks were they both literally froze bc they didn’t know how to explain it either LOL

[angelliat40]

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[beepathan]

what is charisma house? im ready to accept all your insane headcanons as fact

instead of answering this normally im going to answer with a list that contains canon charisma house facts and things i just made up and there will be no clear distinction between those categories

iori has shot rikai with a gun. for christmas, fumiya bought sweets for everyone but he ate them all. also for christmas, amahikos gift to everyone was himself, naked. in the beach episode fumiya drifted out to sea twice and everyone had to swim to retrieve him. rikai saw a girl in a swimsuit and got so scared he started screaming. ohse became a nudist just so people wouldnt get him clothes for his birthday. fumiya tried to sell sarukawa drugs. fumiya has a reddit account. ohse has attempted to take ioris life. rikai has been kidnapped and held hostage. amahiko owns 99 poles for pole dancing. sarukawa exploded big ben. rikai is the only character who hasnt been fully naked onscreen. in one track, fumiya directly addressed the audience and told them to give charisma house their money.

[number1chanfan]

LOS ANGELES (WSYX/WTTE) — A Newark girl received the wish of a lifetime when she met Channing Tatum. In an email to ABC 6/FOX 28, Paige Workman shared the story of her 13-year-old niece Kristlyn Ohse. Workman said that Kristlyn has Stage IV Glioblastoma Brain Cancer, and has been battling the disease since 2015. When Make-A-Wish heard about Kristlyn's condition, they made her wish of meeting actor Channing Tatum a reality. This past Sunday, Kristlyn, her mother Nicky Ohse and her aunt Halley Seabolt were flown out to Los Angeles to spend a whole day with the Magic Mike star. On Monday. Kristlyn started her day by waking up to roses and and a personalized gift basket from Tatum. She then got to meet the star of her dreams. Her day with Channing started with a personal dance together. Workman said Kristlyn then got to hang out at his studio, get her hair and makeup done by his assistants, and ride in her own limousine for the day. Tatum also showed his support for Kristlyn's fight with a shirt bearing "#teamkristlyn."

[larryland]

(Cambridge, NY July 31, 2017) Hubbard Hall is pleased to once again bring opera to Washington County! L’elisir d’amore (The elixir of love) is the twelfth orchestra production to grace the Hubbard Hall stage since 2008. Bringing back the dream team that brought you 2013’s The Barber of Seville, conductor Maria Sensi Sellner and director Andrew Nienaber have joined forces once again to bring Donizetti’s romantic comedy right into your lap! The entire opera is set in a nightclub cabaret where Nemorino, a local villager played by the stunning tenor Christopher Lucier, will do anything to gain the affections of the beautiful and brilliant Adina, played by crystal clear soprano Lindsay Ohse, even when a sergeant with status, Belcore, played by robust & steady baritone Patrick McNally, has set his sights on her. The premium seating at cabaret tables sets the audience right in the middle of the action, a truly rare opera-going experience!

  Mr. Lucier, Ms. Ohse, and Mr. McNally have performed these roles under the same conductor and director previously at Resonance Works, a company founded by Ms. Sensi Sellner, in Pittsburgh. After discussing the possibility of revisiting the production, Hubbard Hall’s Executive and Artistic Director David Andrew Snider was thrilled to bring this unique opera experience to the Hall. “This opera is fun, in your face, and thrilling, with some of the most gorgeous Italian you’ll ever hear,” says Snider.  “It’s accessible AND gorgeous – the best of both worlds. I know our audiences are going to love it.”

Rounding out the main cast, we welcome back the dynamic and hilarious Andrew Adelsberger (last seen at the Hall in 2014’s Gianni Schicchi) as Dulcamara, the seller of the “love potion” purchased by Nemorino and newcomer to the Hall, soprano Rebecca Shorstein joins the cast as Adina’s trusted friend Gianetta. The chorus is made up of local talent who also function as the night club’s waitstaff and our 17 piece local orchestra will be set on the stage overlooking the action.

Director Andrew Nienaber

Conductor Maria Sensi Sellner

Guests at our premium seating will not only be in the middle of the events unfolding, but will also enjoy nibbles and wine provided by the Roundhouse Café.

Opera performances are: Friday, August 11 at 7pm Opening Night

Saturday, August 12 at 7pm

Wednesday, August 16 at 7pm

Friday, August 18 at 7pm

Sunday, August 20 at 2pm

For those unavailable to attend the opera but who would still like a chance to see these amazing artists perform, you are welcome to attend our outreach opportunity in Saratoga! On Saturday, August 5 at 2pm, the cast will be performing selections for the Saratoga Springs Public Library at 49 Henry St. in Saratoga Springs.

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Hubbard Hall Presents Donizetti’s Opera “L’elisir d’amore” (Cambridge, NY July 31, 2017) Hubbard Hall is pleased to once again bring opera to Washington County! 

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #58 Must be sexy♥

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

TL note:

I believe “sleep within me” is a lyric reference to Judy Ongg’s Miserarete, with the title meaning “charmed/enchanted”.

Amahiko says “あきまへん” which is kansai dialect for “駄目です”, meaning you can’t do that/it’s no good. I replaced it with southern American slang to indicate “down there” instead.

(Sarukawa wakes up)

Amahiko: Goodmorning Sarukawa-kun

Sarukawa: WAH!

(Sarukawa falls out of bed)

Sarukawa: T-the fuck ya doin’!

Amahiko: Eh? I was admiring your cute sleeping face.

Sarukawa: HaaAAAH!?

(Amahiko sparkles)

-

Iori: ♪～

Iori: Huh!?

Iori: W-what are these chills I’m getting…

Iori: It feels like something extremely ominous

Iori: UWAAH! AMAHIKO-SAN! What are you doing!?

Amahiko: I was gazing at your sexy behind. It’s looking delectable as always.

Iori: YOU GODDAMN IDIOOOOOT!!

(Amahiko sparkles as Iori throws things at him)

-

Fumiya: Aaah, had my fill

Amahiko: Fumiya-san, going for an afternoon nap?

Amahiko: Here’s a blanket for you.

Fumiya: Ah, thanks.

Amahiko: Now then, let’s sleep together

Fumiya: I’m not sleeping with you

Amahiko: No need to be modest.

Fumiya: Gross. Piss off

Amahiko: Please sleep within me.

Fumiya: Amahiko.

(Amahiko sparkles)

-

(Ohse running for his dear life as Amahiko keeps getting in his way)

Amahiko: Fufufu…

Ohse: !

Amahiko: Hahaha…

Ohse: !!

Amahiko: HahahaHAHA

Amahiko: OHSE-SAAAN!

Ohse: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Amahiko sparkles)

-

(※Amahiko is receiving a foot massage.)

Amahiko: Nn…aaah, mnnhh…ah…ahhn…

Amahiko: Ahh….

Rikai: Amahiko-san, please refrain from making any weird sounds.

Amahiko: R-Rikai-san, t-that spot is…

Rikai: You’re doing this on purpose. Please stop.

Amahiko: Rikai-san, right there… down yonder…

Rikai: Huh?

Amahiko: Rikai-san… I said down yonder…

Rikai: AMAHIKO-SAN!

(Amahiko sparkles)

-

(Terra enters the bathroom)

Amahiko: We’ve been expecting you.

Terra: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(Amahiko sparkles)

Terra: That’s enoUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH—–!!!!

-

(Amahiko sparkling)

Everyone: Grrr……!

Sarukawa: Stop screwin’ around Amahiko!

Amahiko: Excuse me?

Iori: You’re being a nuisance!

Amahiko: A-a nuisance…

Rikai: Sensei, this is taking it too far as one would expect. No matter how many times you declare yourself as the minister of sexy affairs, your everyday conduct is far too perverted.

Fumiya: Can’t keep up with it

Ohse: It’s troubling.

Sarukawa: Don’t why yer doing this

Iori: It’s suffocating. Back off.

Terra: And everyone’s being SERIOUS here, Amahiko!

Amahiko: Y-you don’t say, to think that I was offending you all this much while everything I did was with good intentions.

Iori & Terra: GOOD INTENTIONS!? How can you even think of that!

Rikai: Amahiko-san, please comprehend where our stress is coming from.

Amahiko: I-I understand.

Amahiko: I was in the wrong here.

Amahiko: Everyone… I truly, am sorry from the bottom of my heart!

Everyone: …..

Rikai: You understood what we we’re trying to say. I’m relieved.

Sarukawa: Don’t do it again, idiot

Terra: It better be a promise, Amahiko!

Amahiko: In order to get the message of my apology across, everyone, let me show you it right here!

Everyone: Huh?

(A pole emerges from the floor)

Sarukawa: Wha-!? There’s sumn’ coming outta the floor!

Iori: A pole for pole dancing!

Amahiko: Fufufufufu, hahahaha!

Everyone: DON’T DANCE!

(Amahiko takes off his clothes)

Everyone: DON’T GET NAKED!

Terra: That’s exactly what we’ve been telling you to stop doing! You totally didn’t get ANY of it!

Amahiko: I apologized for being an inconvenience, however I, cannot keep my own libido confined.

Amahiko: I won’t let it.

Amahiko: I cherish, love sexiness. That’s more important than anything else.

Amahiko: You fail to understand? Then that’s fine.

Amahiko: You want to back off? Do as you like.

Amahiko: I live true to myself. A boring life is to be avoided.

Amahiko: As for everything, must be sexy♪

Sarukawa: I dunno what that means

Amahiko: Thank you

Iori: PERVERT!

Amahiko: Thank you

(Everyone arguing as Amahiko laughs)

Amahiko: Come at me with everything, I shall accept every and all of it!

Amahiko: For the reason that this world is magnificent-

Amahiko: ECSTASY WORLD!!!

Everyone: ….!

Rikai: He won’t waver despite being judged to this degree…? What a strong will…!

Fumiya: A man of his word.

Sarukawa: So cool

Iori: It’s kind of beautiful…

Ohse: And a little bit lewd…

Terra: !!!!!

Terra: That’s it!

Terra: THAT’S what it was!

Everyone: !?

Terra: All this time we couldn’t understand what the “minister of sexy affairs” even meant.

Terra: But now, this sight before us gave the answer!

Terra: THIS IS IT!

Terra: This form, the World Sexy Ambassador, the minister of sexy affairs, Tendou Amahiko!

Everyone: I see!

Amahiko: Now together with everyone- No, YOU over there! Let all of us perverts around the world come together!

Amahiko: Double meaning intended!

Everyone: ECSTASYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Amahiko: THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

CHARISMA BREAK: SUCCESS

Tendou Amahiko

[dokujirai]

#78 ぶちのめせ！ (Tear them a new one!) Superhuman Share House Story 『CHARISMA』

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Torahime: This is…

Ohse: Ah, that’s Terra-san’s mirror.

Ohse: He would always sit there, looking at himself while his nose was bleeding.

Ohse: And on that side, Amahiko-san would hit on him and Terra-san would always get mad.

Ohse: Oh, and speaking of getting mad--

Ohse: Sarukawa-san would put his feet up while sitting down and Rikai-san always scolded him for that.

Ohse: Fumiya-san quietly reads his book over here.

Ohse: Iori-kun prepares dinner in the kitchen, and it smells delicious.

Torahime: Sounds like a lot of fun, doesn’t it.

Ohse: Eh-

Nakagami: (Minato Ohse happily recounted his memories to us.)

Nakagami: (Just as I thought, what he had “forgotten” was in relation to those 6.)

Nakagami: (A painting of those 6, excluding himself.)

Assistants: Woah…! Wow…!

Torahime: That’s amazing…

Nakagami: Did you draw this?

Ohse: … Yes. But it’s not finished yet.

Ohse: They all keep telling me to add my shitty self in, it’s so absurd.

Ohse: But…

Ohse: I promised them, that I would see this painting to the end.

Nakagami: And that’s why you can’t leave it as is.

Ohse: … Yes.

Nakagami: (I suppose it doesn’t particularly mean anything, but it’d be troublesome if he had a sudden change of heart.)

Nakagami: (I tried to have the painting transported to the lab, however…)

Torahime: …!? You’re burning it!? Why…!

Ohse: I can’t move on if I have this, I can’t go back to being alone.

Ohse: It’s in the way.

Nakagami: A clean slate. How gallant.

Torahime: Hold on a minute!

Ohse: !

Nakagami: ?

Torahime: … Is that really okay? Didn’t you make a promise?

Nakagami: What are you…?

Torahime: It’s just that, you sounded so happy when you were talking.

Torahime: They must mean a lot to you.

Torahime: How can you burn that promise away…

Torahime: Don’t you feel anything at all!?

Ohse: Nothing at all.

Ohse: I’m a piece of shit, after all.

Torahime: …!

Iori: Is that so~?

Scientists: !?

Assistants: What the hell is this!? What’s going on!? Wha-what’s this…!

Assistant: Doctor! A pole dancing pole is coming up from the floor!

Nakagami: What!? This is a former embassy villa! 

Nakagami: What is that kind of mechanism doing here!?

Amahiko: Fufufufufufu, hahahahaha!

Nakagami: That’s Tendou Amahiko, isn’t it-

Amahiko: SEXY ATTAAAAAAACK!!

Scientists: AAAAAAGHHHHH~~!

Ohse: !? … Eeh???

Nakagami: The Ch-Charismatics… How did you know to find us here…!

Iori: We just used this!

(Radar beeps)

Nakagami: The Charisma radar!

Iori: Fumiya-san had broken the previous one, so me being the slave I am, fixed it.

Iori: Ohse-san, will you finally let me serve you now~

Iori: Here, let’s seal the deal on this contract! Quit taking so long!

Iori: Finger! Give me your finger! FINGERRRRRR-!

(Fumiya pushes Iori out of the way)

Iori: AAH!

Fumiya: Ohse.

Ohse: !

Fumiya: If you’re really just a piece of shit who feels nothing at all, then how come this thing keeps beeping?

(Radar beeps)

Ohse: …!

Ohse: You shouldn’t lie, Ohse-kun. ‘tis folly that disturbs your order the most.

Amahiko: While you may hate yourself, you are surely more loving to those around you than anyone else.

Amahiko: That’s why you can create sexy paintings like this. 

Kei: We’ll wait on ya no matter what!

Kei: Even if ya hate it, dumbass!

Ohse: ………

Nakagami: How impressive of Charisma. I never would have expected you to use our own radar against us.

Nakagami: In that case, I too shall act. There’s no way I can’t take advantage of this great opportunity here.

Ohse: !?

(The rest of the 6 struggle against Nakagami’s team)

Rikai: Stop this violence, you fools!

Nakagami: Round them all up! Bring them to the lab!

Assistants: Yes sir!

Ohse: Wait! This isn’t what you promised! I’ll do anything!

Ohse: You have to stop this!

(Ohse is pushed from Nakagami and falls)

Ohse: !!

Nakagami: I don’t understand, why don’t you trust me?

Nakagami: You told me that you were responsible for all your misfortunes.

Nakagami: And that you deserved to be punished accordingly.

Nakagami: But that’s not the truth!

Nakagami: You didn’t do anything wrong!

Nakagami: You did nothing wrong, and yet, the whole world attacked and oppressed you!

Ohse: …!

Nakagami: You forced yourself to find a reason.

Nakagami: That’s how you’ve been holding yourself together.

Nakagami: I’m different from the others, Minato-kun.

Nakagami: You must respect and protect yourself, harness that power that makes you, you.

Nakagami: I’m your ally.

Ohse: … Ally?

(The rest of them struggle with pained voices)

Ohse: This is wrong. This isn’t what I asked for.

Ohse: Wrong… Wrong!

Ohse: I have to say it.

Ohse: I have… to say… it…

(Ohse’s vision fades to black)

Nakagami: Hah, you are weak. All you have to do is listen to what I say.

Ohse: …

Ohse: Y-ye…

Terra: RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Assistants: GUUH!!!

Terra: OHHHHHSEEEEEEEEEEE!

Terra: I want you to take these assholes and…

Terra: TEAR THEM A NEW ONE!!!!

(Ohse’s heartbeat pounds)

(The voices of past bullies)

Bully 1: Hey.

Bully 2: Tch.

(Ohse’s heartbeat pounds)

(Things being violently thrown)

(Water splashes)

(Ohse’s heartbeat pounds)

Bully 1: Hahaha.

Bully 2: Gross.

(Ohse’s heartbeat pounds)

(The 6 struggle with pained voices)

Nakagami: I’m your ally.

Ohse: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!

Kei: AH! I’VE SEEN THAT BEFORE! THAT’S BAD NEWS!

Kei: WE’RE IN BIG TROUBLE! I’M SERIOUS, THIS IS REAL BAD!

Kei: EVERYONE, WE GOTTA RUN~~~!

Kei: YOU GUYS TOO, RUN AWAY!

Ohse: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Fumiya: Charisma Charge, success.

Torahime: D-DOCTORRRR!

Nakagami: How amazing…

Fumiya: Hell Break.

“Yes, yes, I know that. Yes, I’m sorry. I apologize. It’s alright. You don’t have to say anything else, I know. I know that very well.”

Worthless, trash, garbage, scummy loser A cesspool of shit like a pile of snow on the ground Everything you do is a waste Cease your living as a towering trash heap

HELL YEAH!!

To punish evil and reward good is poetic justice Commonplace for the ordinary So then what’s the deal? I don’t remember this Perhaps merely existing is a sin in itself I’m not here because I asked for this life Even the slightest of hopes are no longer here Yeah, I already know who’s the worst of them all

A sunny January 1st New Years. This shitty loser will live yet again for another year. I’m so sorry. A fine October 31st Halloween. Given that they’re dressed like zombies, I wanted them to devour every single part of this shitty loser. Clear skies, December 24th. What is a Holy Night? My apologies. This shitty loser is unneeded. June 14th, heavy rain. My birthday. I couldn’t do anything today. I’m sorry for being born.

This shitty dump of a life As if I’m living in the ninth hell A metamorphosis of regret at a dead end I can’t believe I’m allowed to live That day will never come I’ll just keep living in my own pool of blood

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #48 Interview with Amahiko

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

TL note:

In Japan, cherry (derived from cherry boy) is specifically used as slang for a virgin man, which is why Iori takes offense with Amahiko’s answer.

Rikai: U-uh, eeh- T-today’s Amahiko’s turn…

Amahiko: Come on young lads, let us revel in some wonderful play.

Terra: Yeah that’s enough. Dismissed.

Amahiko: Terra-san?

Iori: Don’t really want to ask anything~

Sarukawa: Is this gon’ be okay? It’s a hazard to go digging deep

Fumiya: For now just tell us what it means to be the minister of sexy affairs

Terra: Ah, I asked that before already

Fumiya: So you did

Terra: Didn’t understand a single thing even though he explained it. It’s a waste of time, got it?

Iori: Then guess we’ll just do this normally

Iori: What’s your favourite food?

Amahiko: I adore cherries

Iori: Please answer this seriously!

Amahiko: Eh, I’m being serious though

Terra: Iori-kun, don’t let him fool you. He’s capable of answering normally.

Rikai: D-do you have a lover?

Amahiko: I do

Rikai: I KNEW IT!

Rikai: What kind of person are they!?

Amahiko: They’re the perverts that exist all around the world!

Iori: Answer this seriously!

Amahiko: Eh? I’m being serious though.

Iori: You seriously don’t actually think that or do you!?

Amahiko: No, I do

Iori: Really!?

Amahiko: Certainly

Terra: That’s taking it way too far if you actually think that! Atleast make it a joke if anything!

Sarukawa: There’s times where you ain’t at home for a while, what’s up with that?

Amahiko: I’m often at the villa in that case.

Everyone: VILLA!?

Terra: You have one-

Amahiko: Yes, it’s a lovely place near the coast

Sarukawa: What do ya do at the villa?

Amahiko: Make merry.

Everyone: Huh?

Amahiko: Dancing, climbing, diving, betraying

Iori: Betraying? What do you mean?

Amahiko: Everyone is most welcome to come and play too.

Terra & Iori: No thank you!

Rikai: Eh, Amahiko-san, could you possibly be… rich?

Rikai: Your family’s…

Amahiko: It’s your average household.

Fumiya: Do you have any siblings?

Amahiko: Yes, one older brother.

Terra: No way!

Iori: What’s your older brother’s occupation?

Amahiko: He’s a doctor.

Terra & Iori: Huuuh~

Iori: Wait, so the older brother became a doctor and the younger one became the minister of sexy affairs

Amahiko: Indeed

Iori: Was that okay?

Amahiko: There were no problems with it. My older brother is sexy so he became a doctor. But I, the younger brother, is even sexier which is why I became the minister of sexy affairs.

Rikai: That makes sense, Sensei!

Terra: That doesn’t make sense at all, I don’t understand any of this

Sarukawa: Oi, you ask somethin’ too

Ohse: …..Why do you live here in this house?

Sarukawa: You got a point. Since he has a villa and all

Amahiko: The reason why I live with you all is because I love you all.

Iori: ANSWER THIS SERIOUSLY!

Terra: And there he goes messing around again

Amahiko: I’m not messing around.

Amahiko: I don’t associate with people I dislike.

Amahiko: I truly believe that every member of this household is sexy.

Amahiko: I love everyone. I hold you all in high regard.

Amahiko: Those are my honest feelings.

Everyone: ….

Amahiko: Therefore, everyone!

Amahiko: Please let our sexy sharehouse story continue eternally from here on out!

Fumiya: Hmmmm……

Everyone: We’ll consider it.

Amahiko: EEEH!?

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #42 Interview with Terra

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

Terra: Thank you for waiting everyone! Today’s all about Terra-kun! Hooray! You bunch of lucky dogs!

Terra: Ask me as much as you’d like and I’ll answer all of it

Terra: Eh? What’s charming about Terra-kun?

Terra: He’s beautiful, cool, has a sense of style, lovely hair, smells nice, great at signing, flawless!

Rikai: Ah, don’t get ahead of yourself as we will be the ones asking the questions here.

Terra: Oh, well hurry up already. Everyone’s waiting.

Iori: What’s your favorite food?

Terra: Cheese

Iori: Favorite drink?

Terra: Carbonated ones

Amahiko: What’s something you do every morning without fail after you wake up?

Terra: Get glued to the mirror. It spooks me every morning! Like eh! Who’s this handsome man! Ah, it’s me. Wah! Who’s this beauty! Ah, it’s me. And then it takes me about two hours to get me out of my room in the morning. Ehehe

Rikai: Just what are you doing in your room every morning

Ohse: U-um, can I?

Terra: Go ahead

Ohse: Do you have any worries or t-

Terra: I don’t.

Iori: That was a quick answer. You cut him off.

Terra: Well if I have to answer it’s how I’m often anemic?

Iori: Because you get nosebleeds from yourself

Terra: Correct

Ohse: Amazing…

Fumiya: If I remember it right, you’re a company president, yeah

Terra: Yep

Fumiya: What kind of company? Gotta be apparel, right?

Terra: Hey come on now, who cares about all that work stuff. Ask more about the mysteries behind Terra-kun’s charms. You’ve got no style, Fumiya-kun.

Fumiya: How old are you now?

Terra: ………….

Iori: Terra-san’s hair is really pretty

Terra: Thanks

Rikai: Is there something you do daily for it?

Terra: Nope. This is the so-called Terra Quality.

Sarukawa: S’gotta be a wig

Iori: Your skin is silky smooth too

Rikai: Do you also not do anything for that?

Terra: Yep, Terra Quality

Sarukawa: Prolly injects himself with some shit

Iori: And you have a lovely face too

Rikai: It puts celebrities to shame

Sarukawa: Obviously it’s plastic surgery

Terra: ONE OF YOU IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS!

Sarukawa: Hah?

Terra: Stop heckling me and ask some questions instead! I’ll answer to anything

Fumiya: How old are you?

Terra: …….

Amahiko: Terra-san, what do you think that sexy stands for?

Terra: Huh?

Amahiko: I’d like to hear about your own definition of sexy.

Terra: Eeh, what would that be, it’s a bit difficult to say

Terra: But like, if you’re sure of what it means, doesn’t it lose half of its appeal? I think it’s sexier when I don’t really understand the cause or reason for stuff, strangely enough.

Amahiko: ECSTASYYYYYY—-!! Fufufufu, hahaha…

Iori: Eh, why did he suddenly break out in dance

Rikai: Must’ve been an answer he liked

Sarukawa: Aight, time to end it

Terra: EEH!? Isn’t this too soon!?

Sarukawa: S’more than enough, idiot. It’s done and over

Terra: I can keep firing off those answers, you know? You have to be dying to know more about Terra-kun, no?

Fumiya: Horoscope?

Terra: Leo

Fumiya: When’s your birthday?

Terra: 13th of August

Fumiya: When did you get born?

Terra: …………

Terra: Come ooon! Ask me more!!!

Terra: Favorite color? Yellow. Favorite animal? Terra-kun. How come your style is that great? Because it’s Terra Quality. Something you’re obsessed with lately? Looking for flaws. I can’t find them anywhere, you know~ Isn’t there anyone that knows? Tell me- TERRA-KUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #18 Go to bed

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Explaining-things-and-Rikai’s-nonsensical-references-corner:

From wikipedia: Benkei was a Japanese warrior monk from the Heian Period, a popular icon in Japanese folklore. He would wander Kyoto while on a personal quest to take 1000 swords from samurai warriors. Sarukawa compares Amahiko to him due to him wanting 100 dancing poles.

I don’t know who Barbaric Fernandez is. I don’t think anyone does. So that’s that.

(The guys are yawning while sitting together)

Rikai: Enough of this everyone, let’s go sleep. It’s past midnight.

Rikai: Staying up this late is absolutely bad for us.

Terra: Sleep?

Iori: Guess we’ll go to bed

Amahiko: Fumiya-san are you okay with this? Since you had something to take care of

Fumiya: Eh? Not really

Fumiya: Just thought to talk with everyone for a bit

Rikai: Then let us head to bed

Amahiko: Indeed

Iori: Let’s sleep

Terra: Gonna sleep

Fumiya: Sleep

Rikai: Alright, let’s sleep

Sarukawa: I’m still staying up though

Rikai, Terra, Amahiko, Iori, Fumiya: Huh?

Terra: There he goes again

Sarukawa: You guys are tired aren’tcha, then go to bed. I’m all good here so I’m stayin’ up.

Iori: Eeh~? Really~?

Rikai: Don’t lie now, Saru.

Sarukawa: Aahn?

Amahiko: You sexily yawned just a moment ago, you must be tired

Sarukawa: Shuddup. I’m super not sleepy.

Terra: Got it. Then Sarukawa-kun will have to stay up all night.

Sarukawa: I’m sleepin’! I’m damn tired. And at my limit. Obviously I’m gonna sleep.

Sarukawa: Night!

Rikai: What a bothersome guy…

Amahiko: Then everyone, how about we all sleep together in my room

Terra: You moron

Iori: Guess we’ll go back to our rooms?

Fumiya: Guess so

Terra: Let’s get to bed

Amahiko: Let us do so

Rikai: Alright, let’s sleep

(They all start walking away)

Fumiya: I want a car

Sarukawa: Hah?

Iori: A car?

Fumiya: Yeah. I think it’d be handy to have a car around here

Rikai, Terra, Amahiko, Iori, Sarukawa: Aaah~

Rikai: Certainly. A car, you say

Amahiko: That’s nice Fumiya-san.

Terra: All good but who’s gonna buy it? Got money for one?

Fumiya: Eh?

Fumiya: Sure sure sure

Terra: What’s up with that

Rikai: Do you already have your driver’s permit since you brought it up?

Fumiya: Eh!?

Fumiya: Sure sure sure

Rikai: Sure sure sure is not an answer

Amahiko: Though, perhaps it would be nice if everyone could contribute money to buy something expensive

Terra: Yeah, I agree with that

Amahiko: I wonder what would work

Iori: How about a television?

Amahiko: A television…

Iori: I mean there’s not a single one in this house.

Sarukawa: No need for that, go for something more essential

Iori: Eeeh~ Then what would Saru-chan like?

Sarukawa: A flamethrower.

Iori & Terra: Unnecessary.

Iori: You don’t need that.

Sarukawa: I always need it

Terra: Haah?

Sarukawa: Ahn? Then what would you like

Terra: A mirror

Amahiko: A mirror? How come?

Terra: Because I always want to look at Terra-kun’s flawless figure

Sarukawa: Totally don’t need that

Terra: Hah?

Rikai: You already have a lot of them in your room, how many mirrors are there at the moment?

Terra: 41

Rikai: You really don’t need any more

Terra: I want to look in mirrors forever though

Sarukawa: You the old hag from snow white or somethin’

Fumiya: What would you want, Amahiko?

Amahiko: A pole would do for me.

Fumiya: A pole?

Amahiko: A pole used for pole dancing.

Amahiko: If they were put around the whole house, then everyone who would desire to pole dance in the moment, could do it whenever and wherever.

Iori: I don’t think there’s anyone who would like to pole dance though

Rikai: How many poles do you have now?

Amahiko: 99. One more and I’ll reach a hundred.

Sarukawa: You Benkei or somethin’

Ohse: Um

Everyone: Huh?

Amahiko: Ohse-san! You were here too

Terra: He talked from his own will. How rare

Rikai: What’s the matter?

Ohse: Should I make it?

Rikai: Excuse me?

Ohse: If it’s something like a pole for pole dancing, then I think I could make it.

Amahiko: Really now Ohse-san

Rikai: No, Ohse-san. No need to go along with him

Terra: Aren’t you busy with that one painting? I’m sorry, this pervert is overstepping boundaries here

Amahiko: Thank you

Sarukawa: Ignore whatever comes out of this freak’s mouth

Amahiko: Thank you

Ohse: Oh… I’m sorry.

Amahiko: No no, Ohse-san. I’m absolutely pleased. Let us sleep together in my bed tonight as a thank you.

Ohse-san: Wuh!

Terra: You moron

Iori: Well if it’s a pole for pole dancing then I could also make it, you know~

Everyone: Huh?

Rikai: What’s suddenly gotten into you, Iori-san

Sarukawa: What’s up Io

Terra: What now, what now

Iori: I mean such things are my duty, right? In cases where any of you need something, it’s my role to get it taken care of. Do you understand this? Ohse-san.

Rikai: Eh? Is he upset?

Sarukawa: What’s wrong Io

Terra: What now, what now

Iori: Besides, Ohse-san

Iori: You still haven’t signed the slave contract yet, haven’t you. What is the meaning of this? Hurry and sign the contract.

Ohse: No, that’s impossible for a shitty sore loser like me.

Iori: No, I’m a slave here.

Ohse: I’m a shitty sore loser.

Iori: I’m a slave.

Ohse: I’m a shitty sore loser.

Iori: I’m a slave.

Iori: Sign it. Hurry.

Ohse: No, no…

(Iori forcing Ohse to sign the contract as Ohse protests)

Terra: These two are like oil and water

Sarukawa: Yeah

Rikai: Alright, that’s enough. Let’s go to bed. We’re not a bunch of mafiose.

Amahiko: Guess we’ll sleep.

Fumiya: Sleep

Terra: Let’s sleep

Sarukawa: I am still staying up though

Iori: Let’s sleep

Ohse: Yes

Rikai: Alright, let us sleep

(Long pause)

Amahiko: Wanna play Jenga?

Everyone: Haah?

Terra: Jenga? Now?

Sarukawa: No way idiot

Fumiya: Amahiko, we’re going to bed

Iori: We are going to bed.

Rikai: Geez, Amahiko-san

(Ohse trembling as he moves the Jenga piece)

Everyone: Oooh, safe.

Terra: You pulled it off, Ghost-kun

Ohse: Haah…haah… I inteded to kill myself if I made it fell down.

Rikai: That’s terrifying since you would actually try to do that

Fumiya: Next is?

Amahiko: Sarukawa-kun

Iori: Be careful, Saru-chan. Focus

Terra: And carefully

Rikai: Saru, you know you can do it

Fumiya: Good luck

Sarukawa: Hup

Everyone: Woah!

Iori: What’re you doing!~

Terra: You purposefully knocked it over didn’t you!

Rikai: Oi Saru!

Sarukawa: Shuddup. Don’t order me around. How I live my life is for me to decide.

Sarukawa: That’s why if I wanna destroy it then I’ll finish it off instantly

Everyone: No, it’s Jenga

Terra: What are you picking a fight with

Iori: That’s pointless for a game

Rikai: Alright, that’s seriously enough for now. Let’s all go to bed.

Amahiko: Guess we’ll go back to our rooms

Fumiya: Going back

Terra: Gonna sleep

Iori: Let’s sleep

Sarukawa: I’m staying up

Rikai: Alright, let’s sleep.

(They all try to leave but…)

Iori: This just crossed my mind but,

Terra: Huh?

Iori: Is there a reason why we’re living together like this?

Terra: I dunno

Amahiko: I have no idea

Sarukawa: As if I know

Amahiko: Well, I think you’d be better off asking Fumiya-san who gathered us all together in this house.

Iori: Fumiya-san, why are we all living together like this?

Fumiya: Zzzz….

Iori: He fell asleep…

Terra: When did he even-

Sarukawa: You brought us all here and then you go ahead and fall asleep first or what

Amahiko: How sexy

Iori: Ah, Ohse-san also fell asleep.

Amahiko: Suppose I’ll carry him back to his room.

Terra: You moron

Sarukawa: That idiot’s also sleeping

Rikai: !?

Rikai: I was not sleeping.

Everyone: Yes you were sleeping.

Rikai: I was not.

Everyone: Yes you were.

Rikai: I wasn’t.

Terra: There’s guys like these sometimes, you know the ones that go on how they stubbornly refuse to acknowledge that they were sleeping.

Rikai: No no no, I mean falling asleep on the sofa like that. It is not something that I out of all people would do. I’m not Barbaric Fernandez after all.

Amahiko: Who is that

Terra: Good grief

Rikai: I’m the most put together person in this house here so that is quite rude to assume.

Terra: Huh? No, I’m the most decent on here

Sarukawa: Hell you ain’t.

Terra: Don’t wanna hear that from you.

Iori: All of you aren’t normal though-

Rikai: You are all the ones that aren’t ordinary here. Living together with you guys is difficult as it can be.

Terra, Iori, Sarukawa: That’s MY line.

Amahiko: You all say that I’m a pervert but, everyone here is undeniably some kind of pervert themselves.

Rikai, Terra, Iori, Sarukawa: Haaah?

Amahiko: It’s the first time that I’m surrounded by such abnormal people.

Rikai, Terra, Iori, Sarukawa: No, no, no

(Rikai, Terra, Iori, Sarukawa and Amahiko arguing who’s the most normal around here)

Terra: I don’t want to live in this place anymore!

(Everyone asleep at the fireplace)

Terra: What am I here for. Why are we all living together?

Terra: The tale of this strange house, yet continues…

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - The Seven Charisma‘s “Otsukarisma! Year-end party“ lyrics translation (english)

The charismatic year-end party is beginning!

English lyrics translation for “Otsukarisma! Year-end party“. Japanese lyrics can be found on uta-net.

TL notes:

Otsukarisma is a pun on otsukare (nice work, good job, etc.) and charisma.

Terra’s “bea-bea-bea-bea-beam” is written with the kanji for beauty 美, like  “美・美・美　美ーーーム！”. It’s a pun on how beam is written in Japanese.

The following are references in the video noted by シカベロス in the Youtube comments. Thought it was pretty cool to take note of.

Sarukawa -> “Denpa shounen” (reality TV show)

Iori -> “Doraemon” (kids cartoon) 

Amahiko -> “Tamori Club“ and “Soramimi hour” (variety shows)

Fumiya -> The others are surely recognizable but there’s also Japanese social network sites 2ch/2chan and mixi in there, which people might be unfamiliar with.

Disclaimer that these lyrics merely serve as a translation and do not follow up on rhythm, rhyme and the like.

Rikai: Otsukarisma for another year! The Charismatic year-end party is beginning!

Rikai: Now then everyone let us properly reminisce on the past year!

A year spent maintaining discipline in a proper manner

Do not corrupt the sharehouse’s morals but correct them

The ones that disobey shall be punished at once~♪

Rikai: Terra-san, please go on ahead.

Another year where life is beautifully me

The universe shines with me

The world’s tears equals rain The world’s sighs equals wind

Terra-kun’s beauty will SAVE THE EARTH!

The self-love is unstoppable!

Aah geez… bea-bea-bea-bea-beam!!

Sarukawa: That don’t make any sense! I’ll take care of it!

I ain’t lookin’ back  No is NO!

Right’s left! Left’s right!

“Nicely done, you must be tired” you say? I ain’t tired at all!

My wishes for next year? Ain’t telling you!

Terra: (Well then you don’t have to tell me)

Don’t fuck with me I’ll tell ya   Ya see my wishes always

fall on deaf ears-….… I blurted it out!

Shit  I can’t keep going on like this!!

Another year for a steady charisma charge (hey!)

Your charisma break’s also around the corner

Fine charisma  Gathered at a temporary residence

Everyone otsukarisma for another year! (Cheers!)

Rikai: The order is getting quite disrupted here

Rikai: Iori-san, please go on ahead with a proper second turn!

Iori: Yes gladly!

Everyone’s dog all year round  That’s me Iori Woo-woof (shake shake sit!)

Cooking  laundry  leaning  human sacrifice

Come on hurry up! Can you stamp it here?

Sign the contract as soon as possibleee-

And please do renew our contract next year!

Amahiko: Amahiko is c*ming up next!

Spring is bloomingly sexy

Summer is sweatingly sexy

Fall is gloomily sexy

Winter is yearning bodily warmth

This year was sexy too

Dance amigo Sing amore

It’ll be another year of m*rriage!

Amahiko: Now Ohse-kun  You’re up next

I’m sorry for still staying alive this year

I’m the picture perfect of shitty garbage   A sore loser

An age where you can choose out of different ways to die

Hanging  Jumping off  Pick and choose

Haah, haah, haah, haah

Which is why a worthless human being like me

will surely die next year…

Terra, Amahiko, Rikai, Iori: You caaaan’t!

Rikai: Alright! Pull yourself together and let’s sing!

Another year for a steady charisma charge (hey!)

Your charisma break’s also around the corner

Fine charisma  Gathered at a temporary residence

Everyone otsukarisma for another year! (Cheers!)

Amahiko: The year-end party’s also sexy, isn’t it

Sarukawa: I am still who I am next year

Terra: Terra-kun’s truly beautiful

Ohse: I want to die already…

Iori: Next year’s also self-sacrifice! Contribution! Free service!

Rikai: (Pipipiiiii) Good grief! The year-end party has turned into a mess!

Rikai: Fumiya-san, I beg of you to say something!

Fumiya: Hm? Aah…

365 days in a year   It’s just a convenience to end it there

Within one’s consciousness irrelevant mere tales continue to drift

Memories that won’t fade even if you try to forget

Whether you live or die it’s an everlasting record that continues

Hold onto what’s good?  Erase what’s bad?

It’s dangerous monism   Now get ready

All of it is part of us

And we’re part of the world

Don’t want to deal with too much trouble

A journey seeking where one fits in Good job everyone

Rikai: I somewhat don’t get it but he wrapped it up!

Another year for a steady charisma charge (hey!)

Your charisma break’s also around the corner

Fine charisma  Gathered at a temporary residence

Everyone otsukarisma for another year!

We wish you a charismatic new year! (Cheers!)

[dokujirai]

#54 避難訓練 (Fire Drill) Superhuman Share House Story 『CHARISMA』

You can listen to the track here.

Translation Notes: 

I just wanted to clarify at Amahiko’s line- “I was dancing with the flames. An entirely new world to explore!”  He is enjoying discovering fire-play. Getting frisky with the flames.

(Announcement reads: This is a training drill.)

(A bell is heard while Rikai speaks over an announcement system)

Rikai: A fire has broken out.

Rikai: Residents, please evacuate the premises immediately.

(Everyone else in the house - save for Rikai - scream and run around the house for… a while)

(Time has passed as the sun hangs low in the sky, illuminating the share house with an orange hue)

(The other six members of the Charisma House are finally outside, breathing heavily)

Rikai: Yes, it looks like everyone’s evacuation time is approximately…

Rikai: 3 hours and 27 minutes.

Rikai: …

Rikai: YOU’RE TOO SLOW!

Rikai: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN DOING?!

Rikai: That’s over 3 hours!?

Rikai: That’s probably enough for a world record!

Amahiko: A WORLD RECORD?

Kei: THAT’S FUCKIN’ COOL!!

(Everyone besides Rikai cheers)

(Rikai blows his whistle to stop the party)

Rikai: YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO CELEBRATE--!!

Rikai: SHAME ON YOU!!

Rikai: What on earth were you even doing?

Rikai: Oi, Saru.

Kei: Well, because you said to, it makes me not wanna do it, y’know?

Kei: Heheh.

Rikai: Tch.

Amahiko: I was dancing with the flames. An entirely new world to explore!

Rikai: Tch.

Terra: I was captivated by the Terra in the mirror--

Terra: Suuuuper beautiful, by the way~

Rikai: Tch.

Iori: Well, I OBVIOUSLY had to be the last one to evacuate!

Iori: After all, I’m just a slave~★

Rikai: Tch.

Ohse: I thought this was my last chance.

Rikai: Tch.

Fumiya: I can’t not evacuate? Why?

Fumiya: I bet you can’t say anything to that.

Rikai: Tch.

(Rikai sighs)

Rikai: You know, everyone…

Rikai: I only say this because I worry about your well-being.

Rikai: Anything can happen in this world,

Rikai: What happens if you fail to escape when the time comes?

Rikai: You should not just do it because you are told to,

Rikai: The training is for your own safety, not for anyone else.

Rikai: That way, we can all continue living a wonderful life here, together!

Rikai: Isn’t that right!?

Amahiko: Rikai-san…

Iori: Rikai-kun…

Ohse: Big brother Rikai…

Fumiya: Alright… Let’s try it again.

Fumiya: For real this time.

Fumiya: I’m sure we can do it.

(Everyone starts hyping themselves up)

(Scene switches back to the house as the bell goes off)

(They attempt to evacuate, yelling and running around. Then… they start laughing and singing along to one of their group songs as Rikai watches the chaos silently)

Rikai: I understand, so this is how it is.

Rikai: As it turns out, that the worst catastrophe that can fall upon me were these guys all along.

Rikai: … I was living in the same share house as these failures.

(Rikai gets hit in the head with a tea kettle)

Rikai: I WILL SLAUGHTER ALL YOU BASTARDS!!!!!