#but so wortj it

[mizuiove]

I loooove charisma house

[hedwig221b]

THEY KISSED I REPEAT STEREK KISSED

[hacksawboy]

having some insane case luck today and at first i was excited about unboxing a strange factory new war paint, but than my second spooky crate of the night bestowed upon me possibly the best item i will ever own:

my excitement for this is far more immeasurable to be honest

[blorboresidue]

ok pharmacy visit successful about to catch the bus to the grocery store and then I am DONE with leaving the house for today!!

[there-will-be-a-way]

me: I will not smoke 🥦🥦 with any of my rommies this evening!

me, an hour later:

[lonelyplanetfag]

i shiukd call my ex

[syn4k]

if i were to theoretically draw something about this,

you know what i dont think i did it justice but im probably gonna be thinking about the idea behind in another life for the rest of time. like yeah what if they all got glimpses of a kinder world where they could be friends freely. Gods.

[tinogiehd]

The final car hits and you cheer

the final car hits and rips the stupid fucking hat from my stupid fucking ex wife's head and a single tear falls from my eye and then i remember than she kicked my perfect angel baby cat and my cat's pathetic boyfriend that one time and my cat is going to have the time of his life shittalking this so it's all okay and wortj it in the end

[applbottmjeens]

160 followers!?!?!?!?

IM SO GRATEFUL THERES SO MANT OF YOU AHO THINK IM WORTJ FOLLOWING!?!?!?

[triglycercule]

OH MY GOD AND I NEED MORE TJAN CAPLOCK TO SHOW MY EXCITEMENT BUT HE ALSO ASKED ALIZA HOW MUCJ HER LIFE IS WORTJ!!!! THERE'S SO MUCH TALK ABOUT THW WORTH OF A LIFE IN THIS ONE!!!! HORROR SANS!!!! STOP PROJECTING ONTO HER!!!!! JUST BECAUSE HER DEATH WOULDNT RESULT IN A BETTER PLACE LIKE YOUR DEATH WOULD DOESNT MEAN YOU GET TO ROB PEOPLE OF THAT SAME OPPORTUNITY!!!! ALIZA'S STORY IS NOT THE SAME AS YOURS!!!!!! suxgausgshshIM CRASHING OUT HORRORTALE HORROR SANS PEAK AU BEST UTMV AU HE'S TNE BEST ITS TJE BEST S. A. S. I LOVE HORRORTALE I NEED GO.KNOW MOR

[the-kipsabian]

anyways i have stuff over @underratedandoverit or the ao3 link is in the pinned post on both this and the sideblog (or just search up "nightmareantagonist" over there)

if only i could find my motivation maybe i could have a new fic written at some point hmm

[mellohiizz]

ITS OKAY MEL YHE WAIT WILL BE WORTJ IT

I HOPE SO OH MY GOD. WHY DID HE HAVE TO UPLOAD RIGHT BEFORE I HAVE TO GET U0 FOR WORK?? 😭

[zylophie]

OH

Forgot to say your day 2 of Christmas was so good😭

It was so wortj the wait i cant wait for the other boyz

Glad to know that you enjoy it! That prompt was pretty spicy compare to the rest... :3 I have fun writing for the boys!! Think a few were my personal favorites uwu

[daddysropepuppy]

idk if the offer still stands, but I'd love to see/ talk with you while you drink

im probably gonna go to sleep soon so it doesn't feel wortj it to drink now

[miraclestitch-a]

its 12 am and im thinking abt how much mirabel hates herself

[reidfucker]

i imagined i was a woman for this. it was so wortj it. I LVOE ITTJAJJFSJFJE

kisses over handshakes | s.r. x fem!reader

“who’s the new guy?”

jj turned to you before looking in the direction your eyes were focused on. standing outside hotch’s office was derek accompanied by a mystery guy, well he looked more like a boy. tall and lanky with a short haircut that was starting to grow past his ears and curl to his skin. he was wearing a short sleeved button up that looked a size or two bigger on him, practically swallowing him in the fabric, and he paired dark brown stacks for his office attire.

“that’s spencer reid. gideon helped bring him into the unit when he brought him in as an apprentice, also he’s a genius. graduated high school at twelve, has three phds, a 187 iq and can read fast and remember well. own our human internet.” jj listed off his qualifications for the job at- “how old is he?” “only twenty three.” boy genius indeed.

you followed behind jj as she walked towards the two, “hello boys. spencer i wanted to introduce you to y/n, she’s my assistant.” skirting you closer into his directions, teeth biting into your bottom lip from slight nerves.

“hi it’s a pleasure to meet you,” sticking out a waiting hand. spencer looked to your hand then directly into your eyes as he said, “the number of pathogens passed between a handshake is staggering it’s actually safer to kiss.” and you could tell he was completely serious.

so you shrugged, “okay,” and leaned in to peck his cheek. you saw how derek smiled widely as he shook his head, “told you someone would be bold enough to do it.” reaching out to flick at your shoulder, you swatted his hand away with a frown.

eyes back to spencer, his cheeks turned flushed and his mouth was opening and closing, eyes slightly bugged. “sorry, that was unprofessional of me.” apologizing for overstepping, not wanting him to hate you already.

“no- no it’s alright. just the first to do so, caught off guard.” he smiled nervously, lips quirked. “i- i wouldn’t mind if you- if you kept doing so.” rolling his lips once the sentence settled over the four of you, you smiled back at him.

“looks like you got an admirer, pretty girl.” derek pipped in snapping you from your staring contest with spencer’s profile. you just rolled your eyes to the older man, “guess i know how you feel now, playboy.”

jj pulled you along, “alright, well we have some cases to look over and i’m sure you two have paperwork to fill out, so we’ll see you later.”

“bye pretty ladies,” derek bid you goodbye. you waved at spencer over your shoulder and he held his hand up in reply. you chuckled quietly at his awkward nature.

“by the end of the year, i’m gonna date him.” sounding confident in your statement. you turned to jj and she furrowed her clean brows, “why not sooner?”

“cause i want him to ask me and i know it’s gonna be awhile, but im in it for the long game with boy genius. he’s a special one.”