#ohhh to be his wife :((

[oneinchfrog]

“sixth house obsessed with medical necromancy” factoid actualy just statistical error. average sixth house scholar has 0 interest in medical necromancy. palamedes sextus, who made a war of his whole life to pursue one cougar with turbo blood cancer, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[spotted-peat]

*and [our] boyfriend, Senshi!

I am literally obsessed with the three of them i'm dying. i need them in situations

this is refrencing a bit from parts and rec - "this is my boyfriend, Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend, Ben" (extras + suggestive under cut)

behind the scenes

hand on ass propagands (propahanda?) + they were kissing sorry. there is no such thing as transfer-proof lipstick in my world

so in summary AAAHHH!!!!!!AUAUHHAHHGHGH

[irishyuri]

local homosexual has more game than the king of camelot

[lilacgaby]

Can I request Barbarian!bakugou seeing goddess!reader cry ??

Have a nice day!!

barbarian!katsuki walked into your shared room in your kingdom. as he walked closer to you, he heard the noise of sniffles and choked back sobs. he hurried his pace, kneeling down to you, who was sitting on the corner of the bed.

his heart sank, he didn't know why he felt so miserable just at the sight of your tears, but he felt his anger rise more every second he looked over you. "what happened?" he'd choke out. your tears dripped onto the floor, with their properties they were restoring the age of the wood, but it was your words that had garnered his attention away from your abilities.

as you explained that the village elders were being cruel to you, calling you a leech who brought dishonor to the barbarian race, his hands clenched into fists. he was king now, and his first official act..

would be to murder anyone who'd made you feel this way. he kissed away your tears first, holding your hands as he did so. he promised you, "i'll be back, i have some business to take care of." he left the room with his sword in his arms, and a murderous gaze in his eyes.

the elders scrambled to defend themselves, saying they were only thinking of what was best for the future, but katsuki heard none of it. their heads were promptly sliced off, their blood staining the conference room floors. he'd build a new consult group from scratch, ones who respected you and would treat you how you deserved.

he'd come back to you after he bathed, not wanting you to see the evidence of the blood he'd just shed.

he'd hold you in his chest and guarantee that they'd mock you no more, and that you had nothing to worry about as long as he was there.

after all, what kind of husband would he be if he didn't defend his wife's honor?

[lousolversons]

rewatching and i'm connecting some dots. in 1x06, mark is accused of flirting with helly and then he is the one who mentions ms casey as an excuse when asked what they're discussing... the layers... i'm unwell.

[rocker-socks]

On one hand the Slade design is REALLY funny because it’s such a total subversion of his intended design and is pissing off his diehard fans that thinks he’s the shit but on the other hand it completely fucks with the timeline and removes his absent father dilf swag that makes his character so interesting in the first place

[floorpancakes]

i love my weird gf so much (mabu from sarazanmai) he is so strange. weird little man

[fictional-at-heart]

So my brother and I have a sort of HTTYD World War II AU (it’s mainly our original characters, but Hiccup, Tuffnut, and Skulder are in there), and I just had to share a snippet we came up with tonight; we made the comment of how Hiccup and the Joneses wouldn’t smoke, but Stoick would, and Gobber? Well, he’d smoke like a fiend! He’d never be seen without a cigarette in his mouth:

Hiccup one day (sometime after the war ended), staring at Gobber:

Gobber: “What?”

Hiccup: “… how do you still have teeth? And lungs?”

Gobber: “Smokin’s good for the lungs! You know what I say: a pack a day keeps the doctor away!”

Hiccup, scoffing: “More like a pack a day calls the doctor…”

Gobber: “Oh, you’ve been spending too much time around those Jones boys.”

Stoick: “Their uncle was always the same way. Why, in the Great War-“

Hiccup, softly: “World War I…”

Stoick: “GREAT WAR, we were in the trenches one day, and every time I broke out a smoke, I’d feel his eyes on me. And sure enough, I look over and there he is. Staring at me, and I say ah! What’s it to you? And he says ‘you keep smoking them and it ain’t gonna be Germans that kill ya.’ So I told him it’s gonna be ripe old age! You know what he did? *clutches his chest and gasps* and then says ‘gonna be them smokes!”

[shrinkthisviolet]

Oh, tell me are your eyes brown, blue, or green?

And do you like it with sugar and cream?

Or do you take it straight, oh, just like me?

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[spooked-skull-studios]

the algorithm doesnt understand that im not talking about the minecraft movie

[vampyroteuthid]

observations from people watching at the therapist thanksgiving:

everyone seemed to like each other

no one mentioned a single thing about politics

there was not even a small argument or passive aggressive comment made

the cooking and set up and clean up was not only done by women

there was alcohol and weed but consumed "normally" rather than in mass amounts. also had the experience of my therapist offering to pass me the joint and that was unique (i didn't take it though)

not one, not two, but three dogs

[gatsbydyke]

ok its normal person time. so ive been watching these like conspiracy theory debunking videos lately (not a normal person thing to do im sure) but in one i watched today the guy mentioned how atlantis has roots in eugenics and while i am now so full from archaeology knowledge it did unfortunately get me thinkin.

tom is Absolutely the kinda guy who falls down the alt right tiktok conspiracy theory rabbit hole. its like the modern equivalent of whatever was going on in chapter 1

[digiships]

i havent played pressure in so long i miss my boyfriend but the devs are So Annoying about him.

[thevaudevillescene]

the hair is down i repeat, THE HAIR IS DOWN!!!

[sassyandclassy94]

Ever since I watched The Boys in the Boat this year I’ve been… following a little bit of rowing on Instagram (The German men’s eight is - Deuschland Achter is their insta handle - gonna win the Olympics, I’ve learned and gathered that much - holy cow they’re good! I also sent the US men’s eight to my coxswain friend on insta and she goes: The Americans are doing really well!!!” THEN I sent her the German mens eight: “OH. I’m sorry but your Americans are done. Look at their control and technique! They keep that up and they’re winning the gold medal!”) and I’ve been… ya know… studying the US men’s eight and guess what????

The US coxswain (I BELIEVE his name is Riley Milne…? Don’t quote me though) ALSO rides horses!!! He plays polo - seriously and competitively I guess? (Yeah, I followed him on Instagram. Big deal, so what???) Which means he’s not only barking at big men over 6 foot, but when he’s not in the boat he’s controlling a hot tempered 1200 pound unpredictable animal (most often ex-racehorses) underneath him👀 while running on grass hitting a ball with a mallet while in tight-ish formation with other horses and riders! AND… he and his wife also have a little one.

Dudes, I hope his boys respect him because if I were a rower, and he was my coxswain, ohhh I would NOT wanna mess with him!! Nope.

[ed-e]

listening to borrasca again this is nawt very goodddd