#ohhh to be his wife :((
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spotted-peat · 7 months ago
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*and [our] boyfriend, Senshi!
I am literally obsessed with the three of them i'm dying. i need them in situations
this is refrencing a bit from parts and rec - "this is my boyfriend, Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend, Ben" (extras + suggestive under cut)
behind the scenes
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hand on ass propagands (propahanda?) + they were kissing sorry. there is no such thing as transfer-proof lipstick in my world
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so in summary AAAHHH!!!!!!AUAUHHAHHGHGH
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marciaillust · 26 days ago
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I added some colours to her :)
#digital art#character art#character design#marcia#discworld#discworld fanart#angua von uberwald#bro i need to get weirder i need my art to be weirder i need the shapes i need the colurs i need to not play safe i need to be a freak#2025 goal become an even bigger freak i can never stop#i really like how she turned out#i never used such muted colours before i kinda like how murky she looks#a true ankhmorporkian#still making my way through men at arms they just found the clown#i am fascinated with the river that is running through that city#it makes me think of Bristol uk <3#going back to angua i like to think the armour they gave her was already all beaten up#hello and welcome to the nightwatch. have the nastiest underfunded gear we could find this side of the city#also i like to think that the official colours of ankh morpork are greenred#two colours on the opposing sides of the colour wheel but they are forced together to coexist#ankh would be green morpork would be red#and now everyone and their patrician just gotta cope#worldbuilding through colour would be fun : )#ohhh the inside of the palace could look quite cool because it would have to utilize both to celebrate the union#but then you go into the city and across the river you can sorta see the divide#not that all the houses would be one colour or whatever thats a bit predictable#but through fashion statements or exported goods or family insignia#and then you could incorporate it further for example vimes the guy of the city would want to take on the whooole thang. thats his city#some criss cross apple sauce checkers quilted mismatched mumbo jumbo#and then in contrast to that you would have his wife-elected suit and tie getup that distances him from his duty and kills him#so many options i tell you
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irishyuri · 1 year ago
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local homosexual has more game than the king of camelot
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lilacgaby · 3 months ago
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Can I request Barbarian!bakugou seeing goddess!reader cry ??
Have a nice day!!
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barbarian!katsuki walked into your shared room in your kingdom. as he walked closer to you, he heard the noise of sniffles and choked back sobs. he hurried his pace, kneeling down to you, who was sitting on the corner of the bed.
his heart sank, he didn't know why he felt so miserable just at the sight of your tears, but he felt his anger rise more every second he looked over you. "what happened?" he'd choke out. your tears dripped onto the floor, with their properties they were restoring the age of the wood, but it was your words that had garnered his attention away from your abilities.
as you explained that the village elders were being cruel to you, calling you a leech who brought dishonor to the barbarian race, his hands clenched into fists. he was king now, and his first official act..
would be to murder anyone who'd made you feel this way. he kissed away your tears first, holding your hands as he did so. he promised you, "i'll be back, i have some business to take care of." he left the room with his sword in his arms, and a murderous gaze in his eyes.
the elders scrambled to defend themselves, saying they were only thinking of what was best for the future, but katsuki heard none of it. their heads were promptly sliced off, their blood staining the conference room floors. he'd build a new consult group from scratch, ones who respected you and would treat you how you deserved.
he'd come back to you after he bathed, not wanting you to see the evidence of the blood he'd just shed.
he'd hold you in his chest and guarantee that they'd mock you no more, and that you had nothing to worry about as long as he was there.
after all, what kind of husband would he be if he didn't defend his wife's honor?
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lousolversons · 6 months ago
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rewatching and i'm connecting some dots. in 1x06, mark is accused of flirting with helly and then he is the one who mentions ms casey as an excuse when asked what they're discussing... the layers... i'm unwell.
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foursaints · 1 month ago
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actually the idea of petuniajames infidelity has crazy potential and is making me feel insane. this one has an extra kick to it... and they were both complicit
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rocker-socks · 1 year ago
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On one hand the Slade design is REALLY funny because it’s such a total subversion of his intended design and is pissing off his diehard fans that thinks he’s the shit but on the other hand it completely fucks with the timeline and removes his absent father dilf swag that makes his character so interesting in the first place
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floorpancakes · 1 year ago
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i love my weird gf so much (mabu from sarazanmai) he is so strange. weird little man
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fictional-at-heart · 5 months ago
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So my brother and I have a sort of HTTYD World War II AU (it’s mainly our original characters, but Hiccup, Tuffnut, and Skulder are in there), and I just had to share a snippet we came up with tonight; we made the comment of how Hiccup and the Joneses wouldn’t smoke, but Stoick would, and Gobber? Well, he’d smoke like a fiend! He’d never be seen without a cigarette in his mouth:
Hiccup one day (sometime after the war ended), staring at Gobber:
Gobber: “What?”
Hiccup: “… how do you still have teeth? And lungs?”
Gobber: “Smokin’s good for the lungs! You know what I say: a pack a day keeps the doctor away!”
Hiccup, scoffing: “More like a pack a day calls the doctor…”
Gobber: “Oh, you’ve been spending too much time around those Jones boys.”
Stoick: “Their uncle was always the same way. Why, in the Great War-“
Hiccup, softly: “World War I…”
Stoick: “GREAT WAR, we were in the trenches one day, and every time I broke out a smoke, I’d feel his eyes on me. And sure enough, I look over and there he is. Staring at me, and I say ah! What’s it to you? And he says ‘you keep smoking them and it ain’t gonna be Germans that kill ya.’ So I told him it’s gonna be ripe old age! You know what he did? *clutches his chest and gasps* and then says ‘gonna be them smokes!”
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shrinkthisviolet · 11 months ago
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Oh, tell me are your eyes brown, blue, or green?
And do you like it with sugar and cream?
Or do you take it straight, oh, just like me?
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spooked-skull-studios · 2 months ago
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the algorithm doesnt understand that im not talking about the minecraft movie
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gatsbydyke · 3 months ago
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ok its normal person time. so ive been watching these like conspiracy theory debunking videos lately (not a normal person thing to do im sure) but in one i watched today the guy mentioned how atlantis has roots in eugenics and while i am now so full from archaeology knowledge it did unfortunately get me thinkin.
tom is Absolutely the kinda guy who falls down the alt right tiktok conspiracy theory rabbit hole. its like the modern equivalent of whatever was going on in chapter 1
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digiships · 3 months ago
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i havent played pressure in so long i miss my boyfriend but the devs are So Annoying about him.
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thevaudevillescene · 4 months ago
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the hair is down i repeat, THE HAIR IS DOWN!!!
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sassyandclassy94 · 6 months ago
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Ever since I watched The Boys in the Boat this year I’ve been… following a little bit of rowing on Instagram (The German men’s eight is - Deuschland Achter is their insta handle - gonna win the Olympics, I’ve learned and gathered that much - holy cow they’re good! I also sent the US men’s eight to my coxswain friend on insta and she goes: The Americans are doing really well!!!” THEN I sent her the German mens eight: “OH. I’m sorry but your Americans are done. Look at their control and technique! They keep that up and they’re winning the gold medal!”) and I’ve been… ya know… studying the US men’s eight and guess what????
The US coxswain (I BELIEVE his name is Riley Milne…? Don’t quote me though) ALSO rides horses!!! He plays polo - seriously and competitively I guess? (Yeah, I followed him on Instagram. Big deal, so what???) Which means he’s not only barking at big men over 6 foot, but when he’s not in the boat he’s controlling a hot tempered 1200 pound unpredictable animal (most often ex-racehorses) underneath him👀 while running on grass hitting a ball with a mallet while in tight-ish formation with other horses and riders! AND… he and his wife also have a little one.
Dudes, I hope his boys respect him because if I were a rower, and he was my coxswain, ohhh I would NOT wanna mess with him!! Nope.
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dykesynthezoid · 2 years ago
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Sometimes I’ll remember the history teacher I had in high school who used to call all the guys in class “sir” but called all the girls “sweetheart” and suddenly crave violence
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