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[rebvilla]

reckless attack

[andoutofharm]

ohhhhhhh my god hiiiiiiii

[our-flag-means-love]

i just want to give his scruffy little beard scritchy scratchies is that too much to ask?

[kkoct-ik]

i miss my wife tails

[deifuriae]

//First batch of ori icons is hereee

[floorpancakes]

i love my weird gf so much (mabu from sarazanmai) he is so strange. weird little man

[witcherislovewitcherislife]

YENNEFER MASQUERADE OUTFIT HAS RETURNED. I DO NOT CARE IF IT IS BEING REUSED BECAUSE SHE IS SERVING CUNT!!!

[arkantolas]

THERE SHE IS THERES MY FUCKIN WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shions-new-blog-of-stuff]

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⭐️Favourite member of STARS?

Jill

[candiedapplez]

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[guardiandae]

Some rare descriptive moments from 5+7 chapter 10

That does it, making Genos grin despite himself. He turns his face away, but his hand stays in Saitama's and squeezes lightly. Saitama squeezes back, feeling weirdly protective of Genos. That's his real role, isn't it? S-Class hero Genos, top of all the rankings, and Saitama is the one lucky enough to be his emotional support idiot for the most stressful night of the year. Well, only the second most stressful. He can do that. The windows are so darkly tinted, Saitama can barely see outside of the vehicle, but he can tell that they've arrived somewhere. The limo stops, and then creeps forward slowly. He can hear some of that chaos Genos mentioned, and the warm metal hand he's holding tightens, pinching his fingers a little.

x

The smile on Saitama's face seems more subdued, almost wistful compared to the devious sort of flashes of grins that he'd shared before. It's confusing, all of it, and even more so because Genos had never really thought this far ahead.  He'd planned it out, definitely. He'd tried to pin every detail in place before he'd even posted that listing online. Find someone. Anyone. Exchange enough information to claim they truly knew each other, and then bring them to the gala. It didn't really matter who, so long as he trusted that they'd have enough incentive to keep everything discreet. Even the conversations, he'd scripted out in his head in advance.  But Saitama is a factor he hadn't been able to prepare for. Every time they met, his scripts went out the window. The only thing about Saitama that he can predict, every time, was the way he feels when Genos holds him in his arms. The heat of his body, the scent of his skin, the circular patterns Saitama's fingers always take when he cards them through Genos' hair. Those things are all familiar to him now in ways that have been entirely unexpected, and unexpectedly welcome. He never could've imagined himself being so comfortable with anyone. Now he can't imagine himself being so comfortable with anyone else.

x

Genos doesn't sense how close Fubuki is until it's too late to put any distance between them. To his credit, he doesn't visibly startle when a delicate hand slips around his arm in an overly familiar way, stiletto nails gripping his sleeve like claws. And despite the fact that they have no physical effect on him, Genos is nevertheless just as snared. "What do you want?" Genos asks, just mindful enough not to sound too annoyed or bothered by her sudden appearance. It occurs to him that she was probably watching for a long time before she saw the opportunity to have him alone, and took it. Fubuki lets out a soft 'tsk', pressing herself against Genos' side. She's poured into a velvety black dress that hugs every curve, featuring a high slit up one side which allows a stock-covered thigh to peek out. A cool silver necklace glints at her throat, drawing the eye to an attractive neckline and her half-bare chest. It's elegant, and overtly sexual. Someone who didn't know her well might almost consider her carefully groomed appearance to be manipulative – and it absolutely is – but she's just as alluring on any other day of the week. "Please, Genos," she murmurs through a placid smile, always conscientious of appearances. "At least pretend to be civilized, like the rest of us have to."

[terrainofheartfelt]

oh maybe checking out a julien baker album for the first time at work was a mistake

[starspilli]

man of progress

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.