#oh yiss

[treeroot06]

Bulk Bogan gigantic fat ass moodboard

[a-s-levynn]

[jizzlords]

all this talk of holes, knots,, what have yous. making our job as lust easy!

[arc-misadventures]

Shark Teeth

Jaune was sitting at a library desk, working on a join project with, Weiss. He was tired from all the work he was doing, so he let loose a tired yawn, when...

Jaune: Yawwwwwwww...ERK?!

Weiss: Whoaaa....

Jaune: Yiss... wha ar ehh doin?

Weiss: You have shark teeth...?

Jaune: Ehhs.

Weiss: Are you a shark faunas?

Jaune: Ehh's dat a hobrlem?

Weiss: No, no well... not at all... It's not a problem at all! D-Do you mind if I ask you some questions?

Jaune: Illa ya reoove yer annd irst?

Weiss: Ahh?! Soryysorrysorry!

Jaune: Ahh?! Okay, why did shove your hand into my mouth?

Weiss: Oh, I s-saw your teeth, and I was surprised that they were shark teeth.

Jaune: Are you upset by that?

Weiss: What, no not at all, why do you ask?

Jaune: You're not upset I'm a faunas?

Weiss: No, a little upset since you didn't tell me, any of us that you were a faunas.

Jaune: My teammates know. I just never brought it up to others. Never cared to tell other people since they'll only know I'm a faunas if they see my teeth.

Weiss: I see... Have you lost teeth like normal sharks do?

Jaune: And, have them grow back? Yep, that's has happened before. I'm regrowing some right now; See?

Weiss: Whoa... Wait? Those shark tooth necklaces you gave your teammates... Those were from your mouth?!

Jaune: Yep. I made a side hustle selling my teeth in jewelry online, they learned about it, and demanded some of my of my merchandise.

Weiss: ...

Weiss: C-Can I have one too...?

Jaune: A shark tooth necklace?

Weiss: Yes!

Jaune: Sure, I can do that for you. Do you want to see my merchandise?

Weiss: That's wonderful! I really like sharks! I have all sort of shark plushies at home, I even have a shark onesie too!

Jaune: Oh...? You like sharks, and have a shark onesie? That's adorable!

Weiss: It... It is...?

Jaune: Yeah, I can imagine you holding a shark plushie while curled up in bed. Sounds adorable. Makes you seem more... more human.

Weiss: More human? Well... I suppose that makes sense... I do have a standoffish air about me. Can I ask you one more question?

Jaune: Sure.

Weiss: Does... does blood effect you? Like, does it send you into a blood rage, or something?

Jaune: Oh, well... I've ingested animal blood before... I got into that blood frenzy before; Ripped that poor deer to bits... I've had human, and faunas blood before. Male blood is rather disgusting, made me throw up after ingesting it.

Weiss: And, female blood?

Jaune: Uhhh... Well... It's made me rather... energetic...

Weiss: Energetic?

Jaune: Yeah, energetic... let's just put it like that...

Weiss: Oh, so what would happen if I did this...?

Jaune: Did what?

Weiss then pushed her finger into, Jaune's mouth again, he was going to ask her what she was doing, but he felt her run her finger across his tooth, and then he tasted it.

Blood.

Weiss blood.

It tasted sweet, and delectable. But, as the taste of her blood flooded into his senses she removed her finger from his mouth. Jaune watched as a deep blush spread across her face as she looked on at him wanting.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: You're going to regret that, Weiss...

Weiss: H-How am I going to regret that, Jaune...?

Jaune: It depends...

Weiss: On what?

Jaune: How bad you're limp will be~!

Weiss: I don't know, but it will be worth it~!

Jaune: Well then, Weiss; It seems like there's blood in the water, and the sharks have tasted it... you ready for the hunt to begin, Weiss?

Weiss: Always~!

[lucem-stellarum]

I could totally believe that somewhere in the hoodie thief saga that Guy... wait. Let me set the scene.

-(faintly, from the other room) Honey, have you seen my hoodie?

-No, I mean MY hoodie. The one I wore to that thing last weekend (his voice gets louder and clearer as he walks in)

-Aww, you're so cute Honey, wearing my hoodie in our bed. But it's cooold and I need it back now.

-(mock offended) Yes it's my hoodie. Just because I let you wear it sometimes doesn't make it yours.

-Now let's not get all technical about who actually bought it. That doesn't matter. It's mine. My hoodie. And I need it back. So give.

-No? No? wHaT dO yOu mEaN no? (Guy's voice wavers in exaggerated desperation)

-(in the same tone as Miette) Oh! Oh, how cruel! You leave me bereft, at the mercy of the tumultuous elements, nigh at the edge of perishing from the cold! Won't you take mercy on one such as me?

-Well, that's not fair. Honey, please? It's freezing in here. You can have the whole blanket all to yourself.

-Sticking your tongue out at me? Rude! But if you're gonna be like that I can think of better things to be doing with it, ifyouknowwhatimean? (He does that one sound. You know the one. I have no idea how to transliterate it)

-Fine then. I guess we're just gonna have to share. It's our hoodie now. (Sounds of rustling fabric. His voice gets slightly muffled again) Don't yell at me! This way we both get what we want. I know my hands are cold, I told you it was freezing out here.

-You know, struggling like this is really making this sharing thing more difficult. Heh, but if you really want me to I could just stay here, with my face pressed against your chest. (Again, that one noise.)

-Okay, okay, I get it. Just hold still while I...

-(his voice gets clearer, and extremely close) Well hello there, beautiful. Come here often? I know I do, heh.

-You're so cute when you're embarrassed. Don't try to deny it, I can see you're blushing. (Kiss noises)

-Yeah I'm gonna kiss you. I love you. Even if you are an unrepentant hoodie thief (he gets cut off by a kiss from the listener)

-You know that's not fair, right? Kissing me to make me stop talking is just rude.

-Yes it is! (mock outrage) Just because it's a reliable way to get me to stop telling the TRUTH doesn't make it not rude! Besides, it's an overused cliche that completely disregards any legitimate concerns of the kissee. Yes, kissee is a real word. It's French.

-(sincerely) No, Honey, I'm not actually mad. You know I love your kisses. 10/10, would be kissed again. Can we snuggle now? It's snuggle time.

-Do you wanna be the big spoon or the little spoon? Awww yiss, I love being the little spoon. So warm and cozy. (rustling noises again).

-Yeah, Honey, I love you too.

[seabeck]

Yiss, learned how to edit gen 4 sprites so no more weirdly short comb on Ho-oh and no more sitting Glaceon

[themushroomgoesyeet]

How to hold your loved one: A lover's guide

co-authored by Merf & Muriel

When holding Muriel:

Muriel's still getting used to positive physical affection, so unless you're close to him no touchie!

hand holding is always enjoyable for casual interactions of any kind, be it long walks or still moments.

(idk how he tolerates holding my hands when they're so sweaty all the time but that's beside the point)

my hands are always dry, so I don't mind

ok (T^T )

hand holding also serves as a good way to send little messages! usually it's just single squeezes for comfort, but my personal favorite is three squeezes for "I love you", and four squeezes back for "I love you too".

that's my favorite too

I - I don't deserve you Muri, you're so sweet! (>////< )

hugs with Muriel are always the best! he's so big it's like getting swallowed by a soft, warm blanket. not to mention they're very healing on a bad day.

you really feel that way about my size?

of course I do! it's one of my favorite things about you, you make me feel safe <3

oh.........ok

cuddling is excellent*, and it's always nice to exchange hair scritches. his hair is so nice and soft!

*(please note: cuddling usually turns into naptime)

I'm just a big pillow to you aren't I

Yep! a very smoochable pillow at that ;)

When holding Merf:

why are we doing this again? we're not letting anyone read this....right?

yeah, it's just for us. I thought it would be fun! also the voices told me to

........

:)

........what do I even write

anything you want! the topic is just kinda how we feel about physical affection

um, ok

sometimes our height difference is challenging; it's usually best if we're both sitting down so Merf can reach better - and so I don't have to bend over so much

trust me, If I could be taller I would be

sometimes I also have to hold Merf's hand to keep her from slipping away in crowds, but I don't mind as long as I'm not alone

I'm sorryyyyyyy, I promise I don't try to wander away on purpose! perhaps you can carry me sometimes?

........only if it's absolutely necessary

yiss

never thought I'd like kissing. it's......nice.

is that all you have to say about it?

yes.

pft alright

can we be done now?

yes <3

[desceros]

This is a weird related/not-related to your AO3 icon, but you had commented on, like, my first rise fic and it was very nice. And I saw your icon was from Stardew Valley and was like "aw yiss, a person of culture". So, when I followed you here, I didn't put two + two + two together and realized that you were the same person until I read "infinite singularity" that you were the same person. Pretty much was shocked and touched you liked my silly little fic.

But anyway, that's all. I just wanted to say that and I hope you have a good day. *cartwheels out*

oh that's such a whimsical story!! hahaha thank you so much for sharing ✨ handshake emoji though! farming sims are number one. i grew up playing harvest moon and still go back and pick them up from time to time when i need to decompress for a bit, and stardew is definitely a favorite. something about having a fictional farm just really scratches an itch. anywho, thank you for such a sweet message!!! :D

[pansexualcake9]

Wooaaaggggg yayyy ^/////^

Hello my dearest Rose, I shall now begin to grovel at you

Y-y-...

Y-youre pretty >///<

awhhh you're adorable

*kisses your forehead*

[godawfulhomestuckships]

oh yiss my ship time . Mituna x Latula x Meulin x Kurloz x Kankri. I call this “insane blunt rotation”. perhaps “missing something.” “fuck da empire” if we want to get silly with it. though if we’re talkin standard name fusions that shit is Meukritunaloztula. My poly mind has no limits

This sure is something /pos. Adding to the list! Heres a few names!

Color mixing

See no evil, Speak no evil, Hear no evil, Smell no evil, Tag all evil

Rad christian friendly mimes

Poltercue

Freak show

[stardustedknuckles]

My Adhd ass, not having taken my meds in two weeks: aw yiss, gonna take em and get the energy to get stuff done

My Adhd ass, exhausted from the extra brainpower it's taken to muscle through the last two weeks: oh a stimulant, finally? Excellent. Nap time.

[lildreamycyclone]

Woaw.. I would love some Spud/Sarah !!! Maybe something along the lines of Sarah tending Spud’s wounds after they accidentally got hurt >.<

Yiss, here u go!

Accidents Happen

(Spud x Sarah/ SarBucket)

"Spud, spud, spud…" Spud was trotting on the forest path. His bucket bounced a bit, and he was smiling goofily. Behind him walked Sarah, admiring the beauty of the forest, carefully looking at the trees and listening to birds singing. She giggled, watching Spud hopping joyfully. "Spud am loves walkies with Sarah!" Spud exclaimed cheerfully. He jumped around, feeling pebbles under his paws. However, Spud was clumsy and not very careful in nature… BAM! Spud tripped and fell down. His arms were on the ground, as he slid down a bit. He only letted out a small "ouch". Sarah gasped an quickly ran to Spud. "Ouchies…" The creature whimpered, raising his head. Luckily, his bucket did not fall, but his arms were covered in dirt, had many grazes and wounds and hurted really badly. Sarah kneeled and helped Spud get up. "Oh, Spud…" she said with worry. Spud looked at her with teary eyes. The woman hugged him, rubbing his back and whispering tender words to him. She wanted her friend to feel better, and ease his pain just a bit. Spud hugged Sarah back, sniffling. His arms were very sore, so he felt a pain standing on them, making him not really able to walk. Sarah felt very sorry for him. "It's okay, accidents happen…" She said to Spud and kissed his forehead. Then she picked him up and walked backt to their cabin.

Sarah opened the door of the cabin. It was very cozy and warm, with a jolly fire in the chimney and the scent of wood. There was a woolen carpet on the floor, and a porcelain cookie jar on the small table. Sarah putted Spud on the chair and huffed, since the creature was quite heavy. Then she stretched. "Let's see…" she said, rummaging throught the tiny wooden shelves, until she found the first aid bag. She sewed it all by herself, using some cloth. It had everything Sarah needed right now. Spud looked at her, waiting patiently, despite the ache. He held his wounded arm. First, Sarah wiped off some blood and dirt with a tissue. Then, she grabbed a bottle of iodine. She dipped the cotton swab in it, and began disinfecting Spud's arms. "Owies!" Spud whined, flinching, because iodine made his wound itchy. "I know, I know…" Sarah petted his head. "It will be over soon, don't worry!" After a while, Sarah putted bandages on Spud's arms. "Finished!" she announced. "You are very brave, Spud!" The creature smiled bashfully. Sarah gave him a chocolate chip cookie from the jar as a reward, and held his paw, caressing it gently. She kissed Spud's arm, since her mum used to do so when her daughter was hurt. "Tenderness and care are the best remedy" - this was the golden rule of Sarah's mum. The camp counsuleor sighed softly on rememberance of her mother. These memories brought a lot of nostalgia. "Is Sarah okay?" Spud titled his head, munching the cookie. "Yes, I'm fine, thanks!" Sarah smiled. The comfort of Spud was the most important.

Yup, i made up the name SarBucket <3

THIS SHIP IS SO UNDERRATED WAH

[radiation-detector-official]

Autism but not the "uhg nohh veggies :(" kind but the "ourgh fuck I love steamed carrots oh is that steamed broccoli oh yiss. ASPARAGUS??? yesssss gimme gimme!!"

[moonys-amoon-us]

HELLO EVERYBODY!! BEANS OF EVERY COLOR!!!

This is where I'm gonna be posting all things among us

Here's my main among us ocs:

Oh and by the way, the profile pic is by @listard , so go follow them.

Do it.

Do it now.

Look at it

LOOK AT IT

L O O K A T I T

I love it so much :D

Asks: Open

Asks for Vera and Jett: Open

Asks for art: No unless I think it's a REALLY good idea

Talking to me: Heck yiss

[legacyshenanigans]

Marvolo/Rowan’s reaction to MC calling them while she’s drunk? 🤣

Oh my godddd 🤣

Marvolo🐍:

Marvolo: *answers his phone* Hello, Princess.

MC: Heyyyyyyyy Youuuuuuuu~

Marvolo: *snickers* Are you ok?

MC: Yiiiiiis..I'm drunnnnk! *giggles*

Marvolo: No shit? *chuckles* Are you safe though?

MC: Yiss my looooove, don't worry. I'm coming home soon...Be ready for me...wink wink *giggles*

Marvolo: *smirks to himself* I'm always ready for you.

Rowan🐺:

Rowan: *Answers his phone* Hey, babe. Everythin' good?

MC: Rooooowaaaaaan~

Rowan: Heh..Is my little pup a little drunk?

MC: Mayyyyybe *giggles* Be ready when I get home...I'm gonna RAVAGE you...I wanna be the big bad wolf tonight RRRRRRARF!

Rowan: *bursts out laughing* Ok, Ok. I Gotcha..We'll see how THAT plays out *smirks to himself*

~

[countinglegoclowns]

S4 spoilers

Just thinking about how in cwac s4 wouldn’t have happened.

Cicada: awwww yiss I’ve sealed shit like this before lemme take the wheel

Tang: oh sick alright

Sanzang: we might as well make it a learning opportunity…

Anyway. I’ve gaslit myself into thinking cicadas gonna appear in. Like. A more meaningful way later. Twist villain? Idk. I Just Think He’s Neat!