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collars of the colony
members of the colony werent always naked and bare in their prides regard. most of them used to wear reminders of their housekeepers and people, like the common housecat. it was normal to wear these reminders, like a tag, so others knew where you belonged.
not everyone agreed with these reminders, however. cats like jax and zooble felt annoyed by these restraints. jax wore none at all, as even the thought of being confined to such a small place made him seeth with rage. he loved his people, sure, but the idea of a grounding tag like this was too much. zooble on the other hand, tolerated such restraining reminders in the guise of their people, tossing it away when they werent. they knew they were smart. their housekeepers were the type to allow their presence to be outside the boundaries of their home. zooble knew they were lucky for this opportunity, and used it sparingly.
other cats on the other hand held onto their reminders longer than the average cat. cats like kaufmo and queenie felt that without such a reminder, the memory of their people would fade away into nothing. and how could such a cat let this happen? without housekeepers like theirs, theyd truly be nothing but more feed for speeding cars upon the darkpaths. theyd been given food, a home, and love. to throw away such a reminder was like throwing away a piece of themself.
of course, when it due time, queenie was the only one who couldnt seem to bare the burden of finally letting go. kaufmo eventually finally gave in, but he vowed to never let his memories of his people fade away. his vow and queenie's denial however, was not enough to save them from the dangers that demanded change, and dangers that soon lie ahead.
#MAN im having fun#i absolutely love. this au now#again not tagging as warriors bcus it isnt technically warrior cats.#but i will not stop others from doing so i guess!#i was thinking about this all night so have it while im posting about them#ramblings of an insane autismer LIVE#the amazing digital circus#tadc colony of cats au#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#tadc kinger#tadc zooble#tadc gangle#tadc kaufmo#jax and queenie are mentioned but not here bcus jax has no collar (bwomp bwomp) and queenie's is on her ref#and yes ragatha's âcollarâ is a scarf of some kind#shes a barn cat ;)#gangle has a harness bcus shes like a wet tissue. a very anxious service animal#everyone else has to protect her from everything or else she will crumble like paper#oh yeah annnnddd#link's dialogue#<- putting this here bcus long rambly post#anyway ^_^ have fun with this#i sure did :3
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What I want to know is WHY?
Why'd you say it, Jensen? You didn't have to. You were talking about cooking for fuck's sake! COOKING!! You said you like spicy food-- and that your wife often makes you spicy food.
How great.
How wholesome.
Sure, you kinked it up a bit. You went on to say that she knows how to "spice things up in the kitchen."
Ha Ha
*wink wink * nudge nudge*
And Misha of course responded in his very Misha-like-way with -- "Oh yeah she does!"
So you go "Ayye!" in your trademarked Dean-ish, mock-grumpy tone.
And that was fine.
That was all good, Jensen. You could've left it there, son! You could've gone back to the fucking innocuous topic of cooking.
Go on and share Danneel's recipe. Maybe your favorite spice while you're at it. Or even just go back to saying Italian words in your very Mario & Luigi type accent ... any of that would've worked, my guy.
The world is filled with non-implicating topics!
But NOOOOO .... instead you take a fucking eon-long pause, rub your thigh in the universally known nervous-jackles way, and then you say:
"SHE DOES REFER TO MISHA AS HER BOYFRIEND"????
and then
AAANNDDD THEN
ANNNNDDD THEN YOU SAY
"WHICH IS FUNNY 'CAUSE SO DO I????"
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT COOKING, SIR!!!
COOKING!
MOTHER FUCKING COOKING!
#Cockles#Jensen Ackles#Misha Collins#JIB11#JIB2023#This has been the inside of my brain all day#WHY DOES HE DO THESE THINGS?!!!#HE DOESN'T HAVE TO!#HE HAS 34000 LOGICAL ROUTES TO TAKE WITH ANY TRAIN OF THOUGHT#AND HE TAKES THE ONE DIRECTLY INTO MISHA'S ASSHOLE EVERY FUCKING TIME
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Okay so in the Prohibited Wish server we were goofing off today, annnnddd I did some things!!!
Some funni drawing I did!!
More Good Omens au, also a Bil Cipher I drew cause someone said Chaos (which made them angy (like in a funni way))
And the two fighting .... Well more like Demon Prismo instigating a fight and Angel Scarab choosing to start said fight. Also G!Scarab's weapon is a flaming mandible, and G!Prismo's weapon is a dice shaped like the time room (it was used in his Angel days to jumpstart stars with beams from the many openings)
And a New Au, which I'm calling the Snow Genie AU.. Where Prismo is the Ice King and Scarab is Betty (they kept their personalities though)
Scarab was human but then got hit with the mutugen stuff, and somehow survived.. He's in the future to get revenge on Prismo (where he steals Magic Man's powers)
Prismo is still lazy and not responsible, but the one responsible thing he did was try to raise Finn.
Where like Simon he left, but made sure Finn could survive on his own. Though the first gift Prismo gave Finn was the sword, which he found in a weird cellar (yeas it's the demon blood sword)
.. what else.. Oh yeah, so Finn does survive (he becomes a vampire and cause of his good nature, offs the vampires much like Marcy did.. but he doesn't have their abilities... Other than basic vampire stuff)
Prismo found a dog too.. which looks like Jake (he calls him Gunther tho, he is a son of an alien and does a bunch of weird stuff but doesn't talk)
Also a first sketch of Magic Scarab, which is when I remembered I hate drawing human Scarab...
#art#prismo the wishmaster#prohibited wish#prohibitedwish#prismo#scarab x prismo#scarab the god auditor#good omens#good omens au#Demon Prismo#Angel Scarab#bill ci the triangle guy#bill cipher#drawings#maggma#Snow Genie AU#Magic Scarab#Ice King Prismo#Also called Snow Genie#character swap
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Messing with Shanon's design still...
Shes a mix of blitzø and Bryce tankthrust, because of the weird way she moves her body and because of how I'd imagine her voice would sound annnnddd personality wise cuz she's the boss of a used sex toy store called "mousey toys" and happens to have one in the middle of Canada (ranfren universe duh)
Oh yeah and she's obsessed with coffee
And sorry if it looks weird but I put a goofy hue setting on it
#ranfren#randals friends#artists on tumblr#digital art#oc#original character#ranfren oc#blitzo#bryce tankthrust#brandon rogers#2chan#bright colors#captainhowdie#captain howdie#clown oc#clown#coffee#coffee addict#small art account#small art blog#small artist#neon
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Is Banban our friend in this rewrite, Also, Assuming Banban can eat and drink, what's his favorite food/drink
(OH SHIT I FORGOT TO ANSWER SOME ASKS ABOUT AS ABOVE SO BELOW, UHHH, JUST IGNORE THAT PRETEND I DIDNT PROCRASTINATE ON THIS YEEEEAAAHHHH)
To answer your first question, ABSOLUTELY!! Banban is Morleyâs (Player Characterâs) main ally throughout the rewrite. Other characters end up joining them as well later, but Banban is the first ally and consistently remains as such (outside of occasionally being temporarily separated from Morley). At first, this allyship is purely out of circumstances, with Banban and Morley not FULLY trusting each other and being partnered over a pretty weak truce. Â Though overtime, they start to form a genuine bond, eventually forming even a somewhat familial relationship.
To answer your second question, ANIMAL CRACKERS!! (As a quick side note, the mascots do actually NEED to eat and drink in this rewrite, since here they are actual biological organisms made of flesh and bone instead of, like, weird homunculi made of Play-Doh).
Although Banban initially CLAIMS his favourite food isâŚwellâŚpancreases, this is more of just an empty threat to make him seem more intimidating (as well as an inside joke from his childhoodâŚhmm). In reality, his favourite food is animal crackers! He only ever had them a few times as a kid when (NAME REDACTED) would sometimes bring them for him as a special treat, and desperately wants to try them again. Morley actually ends up finding some for him (in one of the missing childrenâs lunchboxes), annnnddd cue Banban having a tear-filled nostalgia trip while stuffing his face full of animal crackersâŚyeah <3
(Though if you ARE curious, Banban DOES end up eating somebodyâs pancreasâŚand quickly regrets it, cue him nearly vomiting. Raw flesh is NOT AS TASTY AS IT LOOKS!!)
#gobb#garten of banban#garten of banban rewrite#gobb: as above so below#banban#oc: morley newmaker#asks
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"Holy shit is that a living broccoli? You sold your soul to the Devil too? To get arms qnd legs?" @fromthebushess
@fromthebushess
He's caught off guard by the bird-like berry.
"Oh- No, I've just kinda always been this way- It seems to be the case with a lot of people around here... Yknow now that I think about it its kinda weird that there are living and nonliving foods, but-" Annnnddd he's off topic- not for too long though.
Broccoli continues to ramble for a minute, before-
"Yeah, no selling my soul to satan or anyth-"
There's an awfully long pause as Broccoli reconsiders their sentence for a moment.
"Wait, you what-"
#Vulgar Note [Swearing]#the notetaker talks! [broccoli]#[[hello!!]]#[[Broccoli not understanding that foods dont normally talk bc he sees talking foods on a regular basis]]#[[it is pretty regular to them]]
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And NOW...Goinâ Loonggg
IDK that it goes THAT far, buuuuutt......if the anon legit meant âDouchie is a souless fuccboi, incapable of actual loveâ, Iâd agree. It also, in fact, applies to every OTHER character on the show, excepting, OFC Jabi and Pop.....oh and FP.
Annnnddd.....here we go again! WTF is her obsession with Barfies not being satisfied with their stupid? Cuz dude, yeah, they are.....theyâre also all like 11, with IQs as underwater as yours, so, as long as thereâs something? Yeah, theyâre good.
Ya know who IS pissed, Snorty? Yep, yourself and the remaining 2(??? Is it that high?) members of the GG.....imagine for a second what itâs like to be YOU.....youâre still waiting for jizzy to reunite/collect your endgame....which....are you blue yet?
Errmmm.....no, RAS planned BAV from the beginning.....jizzy happened cuz Barfie have no chemistry/BH did, cuz SH. Again, the âbaffling decisionâ is why neither side will accept the REAL reason(s) for all of this....and, TBF? Jizzy and VD really WERENâT together for 4 seasons.....both were fairly on again/off again....which, again, can be traced to SH were on again/off again, themselves....and it becomes apparent, while off? Couldnât be in the same room together.
The baiting shit? Now applies just as much (tho you get less) to you....
Nah, it was moar like 2ish----with, turns out, Slizzy using Jug as a placeholder/carrying on an emotional affair with Douchie, thoughout, if you REALLY look at this shit....Season 5 was literally Slizzy being THE biggest cuntwipe, ever to Jughead.....and reveling in it. Also, she was just as gross and selfish a dick as Douchie (and a prostitute)....did love the revelation both apparently suck in bed, tho....
Again.....are you looking in the mirror? Cuz there hasnât been a good/positive jizzy scene since maybe mid-season 4? And, honestly? All that becomes moar and moar tainted every time you re-examine it.
Plus, OFC, again......why so desperate for Barfies to be disappointed with the narrative.....youâre not getting jizzy ever again, or even if you do? 2 seconds in the final scene of the finale, voice over style....
Wait...I thought Rivervale was an AU so doesnât count? Unless itâs jizzy/anti-barfie, at which point it totes counts?
Ummm....jizzy didnât fuck, dude....again, AU.....desperate measures, etc. And she was STILL Jugâs second choice for it!
Learn a new phrase other than âbanging it outâ, BTW.....
Also, funny thing about grief as an excuse to make out with somebody else for Slizzy, hmmmmm????
Ummm.....I actually think theyâd moved onto St. Frankâs bed awhile before????
Oohhh!!! Here we have it!! Never, EVER forget, peeps!!!
Ummm....Slizzy was also a âselfish assâ, to everybody. TBH, in season 6, their mutual gross fascism DID have them largely conjoined. And I even agree, the whole âwe were besties as kidsâ iz a dumb basis, buuuuuttt.....it is, TBF, comics canon, as well.
Also love how she never notices that Slizzy was always horrible to Jughead....just, again, he was good to her, so theyâre destined....oh AND how Snortyâs insistence is âchildhood = no, but HS = destined 4 life!â See, Snorty, you legit make the same, stupid argument....and it, too, falls to bits...
Errmmm.....Slizzy didnât say ânoâ, she said, âsure, but letâs first defeat the comet, hmmm???â.....and then decided carpe diem in the last 2 seconds. Also, Heathcliff and Cathy define toxic âloveâ, so Iâd think youâd legit agree....
Arenât you among the jizzy shippers insisting Jug would give Slizzy back her memories and sheâd remember only them together, not the cheating, cuntwipe, etc stuff?
Umm.....you used to believe Barfie Evan AND insisted RAS was a jizzy shipper/planned that all along. Plus, ofc, Daniel Defoe....so you, again, do NOT get to mock them. (I do, ofc, tho!).
Yes, again, itâs like theyâre fuccboi/fuccgurl.....and also fatuous douchebags.....
I have zero doubts, given what you think is a functional relationship, you know exactly about all of that, Snorty.....
Meanwhile....seriously? Again, Iâm in the middle....and think it all points to BAV(R?) engame....
Like I said, sheâs a predatory slut. So is he. Theyâre both vile....thanks for playing. Also, donât you guys mock Jabi cuz Tabs is an angel/theyâre always weirdly fine with waiting to spend all eternity together?
I do agree that Barfies (like Mr. 58 Seconds) hugely exaggeration the âobstaclesâ, tho)
Umm.....isnât that precisely the âendgameâ you have planned for jizzy???? Other than Cole can act, so no wooden plank (I do agree, tho for KokeJ.....ditto Slizzy).
Ummm....plenty of time...annddd, again, sorry, not sorry.....this is NOT a new Slizzy. Only change is sheâs less violent than sheâd been.....maybe cuz she isnât psychotic? Or it merely channels itself into being a sexual predator instead of assault and battery?
Ummm.....again, thatâs what YOU claim about jizzy!
Dude, they arenât. TBF, maybe they should be? But they arenât. Sorry, not sorry...
You want what you never had....jizzy, in retrospect was NOT a âlove storyâ (it was two trauma bonded teens and verrryyyy toxic) and they most assuredly werenât compatible (Jug was simply a great person/partner, Slizzy was an unworthy asshole).
Yes, I get it too. Imagine pretending for that long your ship was pure perfection....and would reunite, even fueling it with fanfic rumors, etc....and getting a colossal dump taken on you at each juncture.....to the extent of now, your best and only hope IS a 2 second voiceover...
Oh I wonât be disappointed.....yâall will be tho....BAV(R?) and Jabi endgame...and youâll definitely be most disappointed, regardless of what you pretend....
IDK if you have carpal tunnel, but you definitely have any number of psychiatric disorders....
Again, I invented that....
And it âsustains youâ, cuz itâs all you have, now....and theyâve invested way less in jizzy....
OML....naturally we have âblame Babymanâ.....dude, noooo....and there is no âgaslightingâ, it never existed with the âOG couplesâ, etc....plus, funny---I thought RAS was returning to âtake the helm and fix everythingâ?????
Ummm....duuuuuddeee, Snorty, go take an actual look at jizzy (and VD).....again, if youâd take off your shipper googles, youâd see....while itâs gross (snide, elitist, fatuous, fascists, etc), Barfie DO have shit in common AND have carried on an emotional affair since the beginning of season TWO.
Now, TBF, Douchie still sees Slizzy as his perpetual sidepiece (and sheâs so stupid/such a mess, sheâs legit willing for that), but it IS, what it is....and Jugâs recognized ALL of this and moved on, loves somebody else now.
And whatâs this âlast chanceâ? Thatâs what YOU have.....at best...
Ummm....thatâs because Slizzy âunironicallyâ trolls that and is totally inappropriate and tried to fuck KokeJ....just as she did with most of her other costars (male and female.....)
This was so funny because itâs so delusional. And because you guys are gonna be verrryyyy bummed in 2 months!
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i could never be with a vampire bc i simply cannot maintain the quality of my blood. im sorry my love but my meals today did simply consist of a little bit of mushroom pasta annnnddd potato chips. yeah little salty. little greasy. sorry. spicy? hm there were some red peppers in the pasta ig... yeah of course i put garlicâOH SHIT
#rip to my vampire lover#100BCâ2024AD#đ#the italian in me could not b satiated without a lil garlic#faemouse posts
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Beautiful girls, all over the world
I could be chasin' but my time would be wasted
They got nothin' on you, baby
Nothin' on you, baby
They might say hi and I might say hey
But you shouldn't worry about what they say
'Cause they got nothin' on you, baby (yeah)
Nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
I know you feel where I'm comin' from (from)
Regardless of the things in my past that I've done (done)
Most of it really was for the hell of the fun (the fun)
On the carousel, so around I spun (spun)
With no directions, just tryna get some (some)
Tryna chase skirts, livin' in the summer sun (sun)
And so I lost more than I had ever won (wha?)
And honestly, I ended up with none (huh?)
There's so much nonsense, it's on my conscience
I'm thinkin' maybe I should get it out
And I don't wanna sound redundant, but I was wonderin'
If there was somethin' that you wanna know (that you wanna know)
But never mind that, we should let it go (we should let it go)
'Cause we don't wanna be a TV episode (TV episode)
And all the bad thoughts, just let 'em go
(Go, go, go, go)
Beautiful girls, all over the world
I could be chasin' but my time would be wasted
They got nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
Nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
They might say hi (hi), and I might say hey (hey)
But you shouldn't worry about what they say (why?)
'Cause they got nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
Nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
Hands down, there will never be another one
I been around and I never seen another one
Because your style they ain't really got nothin' on
And you wild when you ain't got nothin' on
Baby, you the whole package, plus you pay your taxes
And you keep it real while them others stay plastic
You're my Wonder Woman, call me Mr. Fantastic
Stop, now think about it
I've been to London (yeah), I've been to Paris (yeah)
Even way out there to Tokyo (Tokyo)
Back home down in Georgia (yeah) to New Orleans (yeah)
But you always steal the show (steal the show)
And just like that girl you got me froze (got me froze)
Like a Nintendo 64 (64)
If you never knew, well now you know
(Know, know, know, know)
Beautiful girls, all over the world
I could be chasin' but my time would be wasted
They got nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
Nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
They might say hi (hi), and I might say hey (hey)
But you shouldn't worry about what they say (why?)
'Cause they got nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
Nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
Everywhere I go I'm always hearin' your name
And no matter where I'm at, girl, you make me wanna sing
Whether a bus or a plane, or a car or a train
No other girl's in my brain and you the one to blame
Beautiful girls, all over the world
I could be chasin' but my time would be wasted
They got nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
Nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
They might say hi (hi), and I might say hey (hello)
But you shouldn't worry about what they say (why?)
'Cause they got nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
Nothin' on you, baby
(Na na na nothin' on you, babe, na nothin' on you)
Yeah, and that's just how we do it
what's absolutely crazy about this serenade is that this part "They might say hi and I might say hey/But you shouldn't worry about what they say/'Cause they got nothin' on you, baby (yeah)" contradicts what you did
didn't you have your bags at her house AND willingly left ANNNNDDD willingly allow her to talk shiet?
oh okay
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THERE ARE ASTROLOGY ONES?!? Oh Iâm asking that! Ok letâs goâŚ..Gemini (cause Iâm a geminiđ), cancer, Saturn, (RINGS!!) Pluto, annnnddd 9th house. Idk what the ninth house is but why not đ sorry itâs a lot đđ
gemini: what was the last text you sent?
The last text I sent was to my best friend who had sent me a reel from our college about the spokesperson in the video. She's the sister of someone who graduated before us but I didn't remember the older sister (because if I didn't hang out with the person, I don't remember them)
cancer: if you could choose your childâs zodiac sign, what would it be?
Honestly, I don't really believe in astrology, so I don't really care
saturn: whatâs your biggest fear?
Uh, being either in really tight spaces or being locked in a store when it closes. It almost happened to me when I was younger and now if I have to go to a place late, I always have to check what time the store closes because yeah. My parents make fun of me for it, but *shrugs*. I don't like it
pluto: whatâs the biggest thing youâve learned by far in your life?
That I'm a lot stronger mentally and a lot smarter than I actually give myself credit for
9th house: whatâs your favorite quote?
I'm gonna go with the quote I used for my senior quote: "Hardship often prepares an ordinary person for an extraordinary destiny" ~ C.S. Lewis
Astrology ask | send me asks
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Gravitation Opening...
and OMG.. this brings so many memories....
#bishonen#shonen#ai#Yaoi#Gravitation#it's been so long!#so weird it hasn0t got it's re make yet?#cute anime boy#anime#manga#oh yeah I do read the lemon gravi manga aswell..#annnnddd .... my oh my
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 Y'know what, fuck it - la squadra monster musume au
if yaâll monster fuckers donât know what monster musume is- have fun with that rabbit hole
Risotto: Minotaur
I couldnât decide between this, a cyclops, or an echidna
Very large horns, you have to help him shave them so he doesnât knock into doors or cars often
Bull-fighting breed (You were fully prepared to get a knucklehead, but found Riz to be very level-headed)
Donât worry about intruders, heâll take care of them with his pinky
Helps you with any heavyweight labor, like lifting things or doing repairs you canât reach
Most of the renovations in your house have to do with heightening the doors because Riz is so tall
Usually helps out with cooking because the most of the other monsters in your house are all carnivores (Ghiaccio doesnât want to melt in front of the stove and Illusoâs just a bitch)
Is the âleaderâ of the monster pact, since everyone generally respects him (and also slightly afraid of him)
Canât find anything fashionable to wear because heâs massive, one time you told him to put on a button-up and three of the buttons shot out and hit you in the face
He gives himself little piercings on his ears for some reason.
yo but Risotto with a bull nose ring thoo
Formaggio and Melone learned their lesson for messing with Risotto because they spent a whole hour running away from an enraged minotaur.Â
 If he has freetime, heâll help out a nearby farm with plowing fields. His dirty little secret is that he likes to go out and bull fight with other male minotaurs for money.Â
You found out about that quickly, you understood he needed to get fighting out of his system but told him to be careful
Melone and Formaggio, on the other hand, we treating him like a race horse at the next bull fighting match by making bets.
They got punished pretty quickly for that.
Now for nsfw shit (bc its monmusu)
Reference owo
Now imagine that longer and itâs retractable
oh yeah, I had to look up legit animal anatomy for this
mayhaps he gets bar piercings along the underside for added pleasure
Full moon for monsters is ultimate breeding time, every monster is horny and most of them take sleeping pills and go to bed early to avoid making mistakes
Risotto is usually in control, since he does the sleeping pill method, but there are times where he runs out of them at the worst possible moment.
Heâs locked in his room, breathing heavily while trying to keep his self control in tact
that is until you somehow convince him to open the door annnnddd, youâre done for.
âMaster, please understand...I canât contain myself anymore.â
No, you canât milk him since heâs a bull-fighting type, but his chest is rather sensitive.
Likes it when you pull on his nipple piercings or suckle on them, youâll have a large monster melting at your fingertips
Just nipple play gets him hard instantlyÂ
âM-Master, please touch me more...â
Male minotaurs naturally have big packages, soooo
Usually just settles for thigh-fucking because heâs not dumb, he know he could rip someone in half.Â
âM-Master, y-youâre so soft and warm...â
He tries his best with oral, he has a long tongue so he uses it to try and stretch out your hole (ass or pussy, donât matter)
Dude, if you edge him while heâs eating you out heâll probably moo or some shit
He likes getting choked, thatâs why he wears a collar. So pull on it and heâll be cross-eyed
The time where you let him put it in, you have a noticeable bump when heâs not even half-way in.
Goes ballistic, heâs gonna pound into you blinded with lust. Just hold onto his horns and enjoy the ride.
Medically, he needs to ejaculate pretty often or heâll be backed up and or be sent into an early heat. So thatâs what youâre for.
Goes wild if you play with his tail and give him a rimjob, all while ignoring his cock.Â
After like a while, you pump him a couple of times and heâs done.
All monsters instinctively have a breeding kink, so Risotto might start talking nonsense while in heat:
âFuck, fuck, fuck, I wanna breed you so bad. I wanna see that stomach of yours swell up with my child-hng, fuck!âÂ
It donât matter what you identify or what you have going down there, heâll still do it.
Feels ashamed the next day and you have to tell him that itâs okay.
Formaggio: Werewolf
Gets confused for a Kobolt because heâs so easy-going
Annoying as hell at night, because he HAS to go out and howl at the moon
You have to help him trim his fur because he produces so much of it and he might get heat stroke if you donât.
You take him out the most for errands, mainly because its funny when he talks about being a powerful werewolf only to have his tail wag when you mention âwalkâ.
He brings âgiftsâ, as in heâll bring in a rabbit or bird he caught and killed in your yard and smile âCan you make something with this?â
You like to tease him like a puppy, because he falls for stupid tricks like following a laser pointer, psyching him out by fake throwing a ball, or being affectionate in response to head scratches (sometimes, it ends up in belly scratches and him rolling on the floor)
If you ever lose any of the monsters while on a trip (which happens pretty often), Formaggio is on the case sniffing the air and trailing them
100% canât cook for shit, he thinks a raw piece of meat counts as a meal for everyone
You take him out to the tracks so he can run with the other werewolves or kobolts exercising and he can make friends (which he has lots of)
Has and will chase after stray cats in your neighborhood
Dresses like a typical werewolf - ripped t-shirts, flannels, and pants. Thereâs almost no piece of clothing in his wardrobe that isnât ripped
Chases after that one harpy (Narancia) that keeps visiting you out of annoyance and dominance
Has no self-control when full moon comes around
Heâs the one to forget a full moon is happening and not taking sleeping pills to pass it over, he lets it take control of him.
Somehow gets stronger and louder? Heâs howling and growling like a rabid dog while pounding down your door with almost no effort.
His sense of smell is already strong, so when in his moon-lust state smells your scent heâs immediately chasing after you.
Donât run, because heâs already behind you no matter how hard you try.
Rips your clothes off in one go
My man eats da pussy and ass like you never feed him, his tongue is so long that you can feel it brush against your cervix or your prostate
"Grrrrr-Fuck, you taste so good, babe. I'm gonna devour you."
The man can suck a cock like no tomorrow too
Leaves bite marks all over your skin, especially around the thigh area, the taste of your blood fuels his lust and hunger more
You bet your sweet ass youâre getting knotted
Heâs pretty average-sized when not aroused, but it grows with arousal. Blowing up around the tip when he orgasms. (Itâs also red-)
reference owo
I can assure you that youâre not moving from Formaggio for a while.
Because of his knot, he tends to be a one round man when he does orgasm and has to wait for it to go down before he can start again. The full moon allows him to rebound faster and to keep pounding into you without a problem with just half the time it takes for him to deflate.Â
âI think youâll be a great mom, knocked up full with my pups. I wanna get you so big and pregnant- Fuck, you take my knot so well, babe!â
Like I said before: it does not matter what you got going on down there, a monsterâs natural instinct is to breed. They are going to pump you full of cum no matter where it is and get off to having children with you.
Likes it when you pull on his fur or play with his ears while you wrap your legs around his waist
huge sucker for praise, tell him heâs doing so good and that tail gonna wag
tell him that your bits are his treat lol
During the full moon lust, heâll try to mark you as his mate. The next day, he wonât remember that he did it and sees his mark on your neck:
âYo! Did you get hit on by another wolf-Oh...â
Insanely jealous and territorial, even interacting with the other monsters or your own species makes him go at you rough later on in the night.
âC-Canât help it, babe. This is all your fuckinâ fault! All those bastards trynaâ lay a hand on my mate? Fuck all of âem! Iâll fuckinâ kill em. Theyâre not gonna have you, only I can fill you up good with my knot. No one else can make you feel this good but me! Iâm youâre mate, babe!â
Illuso: Greater Devil
Incredibly vain and obsessed with fashion, even though itâs out of date with the times
Uses magic to play tricks on everyone in the house, including you.Â
his favorite is to use mirrors as passageways before jumpscaring the person (at his own cost of course)
he one time did it to ghiaccio and the whole room was covered in a thick layer of ice
Does it to you at the most inconvenient of times, like when youâre holding something.Â
âOh, donât be so lame. Itâs just a joke.â
Usually listens to Risotto when he tells him to stop (bc he scares him)
Takes some twisted pleasure in seeing you suffer. AKA a Sadodere
 a prominent blush and smile on his face as he laughs while youâre on the verge of tears of his jokes.Â
He doesnât really apologize, but he does your chores for you when he does âfeel badâ for making you upset.
Can be seen most of the time on his phone (with several dangling keychains and a bedazzled case) or grooming his nails.
Will, sometimes, do your nails for you if you wish (but he has to pick everything)
You have to keep an extra eye on Illuso when you go out because heâll try to play tricks on random civilians for his amusement (or pick on ghiaccio in public)
Used to pick on Pesci a lot until Prosciutto stepped in and threatened to pull him into the pool until he drowned
That stopped almost instantly (Iluso hates getting his hair wet)
If youâre the type of person to not take care of yourself, Illuso will personally drag you through the mirror to give you a pampering sessions bc heâs frustrated at you.
âWhy the hell did you let your hair get this many knots?! Whenâs the last time you washed your face, do you even use skincare products?! Your nails are hideous! Give them to me! Ugh, your skin is so rough, use this from now on.â Just nagging in general.
He has such a great body, yet he eats like a teenager - junk and fried food
Gets disgusted when you bring in house guest, natural territorial problem.Â
especially hates that black smile (Fugo) you bring home, because youâre a inter-species therapist and sometimes work from home.
âDo you really have to bring that bucket of sludge here? That toxic waste is ruining the scent of my candles!â
Actually takes sleeping meds on the night of the full moon, but on the times he forgets heâs popping out of mirrors until he gets to the one in your room.
âIâm not one of those dirty incubuses, but fuck I might die if I donât play with you!â
Uses lust hexes and aphrodisiacs to get you in the mood and into getting him off
Reference owo
he probably gets really glitzy piercings on it too
 a whole seven inches of bitch ass sadist who will edge you for the rest of the night
His tail is sensitive, so play with it and lick it to get him to submit to you
âD-Donât touch that!-A-Ah~!â
Heâs a complete pillow princess, he wants to be the one surrounded by pleasure and be completely overtaken by it: aka, heâs more open to being sub.
âP-Please play with me, little master~! Iâm so hard for you, I wanna be your plaything~! A-Ah~! Iâll do anything, please just play with my cock~!â
Likes to play with your hair or massage your head while you go down on him, also likes to take pictures of you sucking his cock for his own amusement.Â
âSay cheese~! What? Itâs for me alone, donât get the wrong idea...Unless, you want me to share pics of you being a slut~?â
Probably points out you have an ahegao
Thereâs also the times where he wants to be in control: he puts binding hexes on you, scratches up your back, puts different spells on you to see what happens, pulls at your hair (if long enough), and other. All with a sadistic smile on his face
âOh~? Is little master getting (hard/wet) from my hex? You like it when I step on your back and grind my heel into you, mortal? Hah~ I love it when you make that expression, it makes me wanna tease you more, little master.â
Likes to pull out and jerk off on your chest, aka giving you a pearl necklace
Would definitely pull pocket dimension spells so he can fuck you wherever he wants in that reality
After that night, he gets more clingy to you and probably starts wearing some of your clothing items around the house for comfort and to spite everyone else.Â
Would 100% wear your panties if you wear them:Â âLike them? I found them in your wardrobe and decided to take them out for a spin. It seems it canât fit my cock right.â
Willing to share with Melone on full moon nights because the thought of you getting stuffed by two cocks got him hard. (and he wanted to see what melone had going on under there)
Doesnât really have a breeding kink:Â âA-Ah, donât worry too much little master! Hng-fuck! I can hex you so you wonât get pregnant-Ah ah fuck! You feel so good~!â If you donât have a uterus, then he doesnât have to worry in the first place.Â
Itâs kinda surprising he moans like a whore.
Melone: Melusine
Melusine are the horniest of the lamia species, heâs always searching out for pleasure (almost made him a medusa because he persists after knowledge, but thought this fit a bit better)
When youâre first left to care for him, heâs already trying to get into your pants.
âyouâre cute, wanna have fun~?â
Itâs shocking that he aced the interspecies transfer test when he doesnât give a damn about the rules.
 A lot of clothes arenât functional because of the snake part of his body, so Meloneâs fashion is usually large t-shirts or mini dresses
Would probably do the naked apron bit for your attention only get freezed by Ghiaccio in record time
He canât cook for shit, heâs a carnivore. Also, even if you did let him help you out heâll just be making innuendos the whole time:Â âOh, Iâd love for you touch something besides that cucumber~â
You wake up every morning to Melone wrapped around you, completely nude, as he tries to absorb your body heat (lamias are cold blooded). You try to get him off of you, but his tail just wraps around your body tighter.Â
âFive more minutes, Mi Amor~?â
100% acts like the two of you had sex last night when you know you didnât.
The only real way to get him off of you is to play with the tip of his tail, which is an erogenous zone. Heâll be moaning and melting in your touch like butter, but his grip gets tighter
âO-Oh, yes Mi Amor~! Di molto~! I feel so close, p-please let me kiss you~!â
Heâs very loud, the whole house knows that Melone is awake at this point and usually Ghiaccio storms in to freeze the whole room to make him get out
Even though he has wings, he canât fly. But he was created for them to be sensitive at the base though.
âMmmm~ Touch my wings more, Mi Amor~! Hah~!â
Offering him a massage was a mistake
Enjoys bathing and sometimes tries to coax you into joining him
âWhy are you turning away so suddenly, Mi Amor? Itâs only natural for married couples to see each other naked~âÂ
His âgoalâ in life is to find suitable partners to breed and to birth offspring, usually male Melusine would have harems of multiple wives...However, Melone started feuding with his family that he only wanted one spouse (aka you) and for that person to only love him as well.
Melone gets along with everyone every well, so it surprised you that he didnât want to be around an Alraune (Giorno) that you let come visit.Â
But he was obsessed with your neighborâs monster, A zombie (Bruno).
âTell me, can you still feel this?...What about if I did this~? Oh, Di Molto~! Thank you for letting me conduct research on you~!â
Might have almost fucked him but shhh
As much as he loves his family, heâs adamant on you not meeting them in fear of his dad and brothers trying to breed you.Â
So ummmmm, I found out that snakes have two dicks sooooo
They move on their own like extra limbs.
reference owo
Meloneâs forked tongue always flicks against yours skin just to get a taste of your natural pheromones, always pretty much moaning at the taste.Â
âYou taste heavenly, Mi Amore~ Sometimes, I wish you were receptive to my pheromones too~â
He almost never takes sleeping pills at full moon, mainly because he uses that to try and coax you into sleeping with him. He pulls out all the traditional aphrodisiacs from his village and starts emitting strong sexual pheromones to try and lure you in.Â
He can smell you from a mile away, donât try to run from him. Especially since lamias as extremely fast on land.Â
âCaught you, Mi Amore~ I win our game, let me get my prize!â
Puts you in a bind to make sure you wont get away, heâs used to several other males piling onto the sole female so itâs just habit at this point.
He does have venom, but itâs harmless. But he uses this to give you a pleasurable numbing feeling, itâs almost like an aphrodisiac itself. So lots of bite marks.
His tongue is thinner than a humanâs, but itâs long and forked. The way it swirls and twists inside of you feels incredible. You can tell heâs been with plenty of partners.
He looks up at you with this lust-filled adoration, like youâre a piece of artwork.
Heâll keep on going as he can smell the lust and adrenaline coming off of you, so heâll be down there for a while as youâre brought to orgasm after orgasm.Â
Overstimulation is a must.
He stuffs both of his cocks into you for optimal breeding chances
okay, even if you arenât able to give birth in any way Melone sort of takes comfort in the idea of starting a family with you.Â
also, lamia surrogates are always an option
âO-Oh, Mi Amore! I canât wait to get you so pregnant and have you swollen with our children~! Ah, di molto~! Letâs pick out names later, okay~? Hng-fuck~!â
He finds it so adorable when you try to blow both of his cocks, especially since heâll just grab your face in the end and fuck your throat on his own accord.
The next morning, heâll think itâs just another day of him waking in your bed...Until he sees his damage and ultimately gets hard.
âOh, such a wonderful dream was real~! You finally accepted me! Come, Mi Amore~! Letâs start again! I want you to be filled with my seed~!â
Ghiaccio: Yuki-Otoko
You were expecting someone level-headed to come in when you were assigned Ghiaccio from all the research you did, until he blew his fuse and froze your front porch after getting into a heated rant about a mispronunciation your agent said.
âYOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, ITâS NOT EX-PRESSO ITâS ESPRESSO! WHY DONâT YOU LEARN SOME FUCKING ITALIAN FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF WALTZING IN SOME HIPSTER COFFEE SHOP AND BABBLING LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT!-â
 He was forced to apologize for the mess and thawed your front porch after risk of deportation
He was considered very dangerous in the exchange program, his powers and his short temper made him susceptible to switching housing all the time. So he was very wary of humans and believed that youâll report him too.
âEveryoneâs afraid of me...My powers go out of control when Iâm angry...Youâll just kick me out in the end, so donât bother.â
But then you see him trying to adjust to his complicated living requirements (his room is a literal walk-in freezer and needed a separate ice bath). And you would try your best to not set him off, trying to actually get along with him.Â
it was kind of cute, but heâll never say that.
âYâdonât have to try so hard yâknow...I...Guess I can stay for a little bit.â
 You were one of the few people in the house to get close to him, besides Risotto and Melone.
Meloneâs cold blooded, you would think he would knew the consequences of trying to get into Ghiaccioâs pants
âTOUCH ME AND IâLL MAKE SURE TO FREEZE YOUR TESTICLES OFF!â âKinky~â
Pesci tried once and he got scared when he froze half of the room (got angry at Illuso)
Illuso, Formaggio, and Gelato and Sorbet love messing with him to see if heâll lose his temper and freeze something.
With some warming up, Ghiaccio fit right into the household. Arguing and yelling with everyone like a true family member.
When the A/Câs broken, everyone bugs him so that heâll start yelling and freezing the house for free or do other stupid things.
âGhiaccio, can you freeze up this popsicle? Itâs taking forever.â
âGhiaccio~ Please cool the house down, itâs sooooo hot!â âEat shit and die, Formaggio!â
âGhia, please let me in your room! Itâs so cool in there!â âFuck off, this is my room!â
Canât leave the house often, especially in the summer, so he takes jobs online.
yes, he rages pretty hard so the government had to make a special ice-proof computer just for him.
His powers are uncontrollable when heâs blinded with rage. Heâs scared of himself sometimes.Â
One time, he got angry with you over something and accidentally froze half of your body. You had to be sent to the hospital and he couldnât forgive himself, locking himself in his room for days until you had to come in and forcibly tell him that you understood he canât control his rage.
âN-No, donât forgive me you stupid human! Iâm the one that hurt you! Iâm the one that almost killed you! I canât be around you!â
Since youâre a monster therapist, Ghiaccio happens to be your 24/7 patient. This means free anger management therapy.Â
which usually goes down the drain if Illuso, Melone, or Formaggioâs in the mood to mess with him.
 Absolutely hates any other monster or human you bring into the house for therapy or they just visited. Especially this one Eel Merman who keeps bringing his hermit crabs with him (Mista)
âHEY! CANâT YOU MEET THAT SLIMEBALL ANYWHERE ELSE?! HEâS TRACKING IN MUCUS ALL OVER THE DAMN HOUSE!â
He remembers to taking sleeping pills on full moons, but there are rare occasions where he forgets to.Â
Heâll freeze you in place and pant, âP-Please help me, i-itâs so hot...Iâll melt...Please touch me!â
his powers come in handy to freeze your hands and legs together for bondage
Reference owo
His skin is cold, so his hands make pretty good tools for temperature play.
âYou like it when I touch you like this?â
 He likes to spend time rubbing up your body, pinching and playing with your nipples with his cold hands until theyâre painfully erect.Â
His tongue is cold too btw
The way he flicks his tongue at your clit while he slowing fingers you is a wild sensation, it gets even more wild when he decides to tongue-fuck with his cold tongue
He gives cold blowjobs too, you might nut immediately once he starts going down town.
âYou already came from that? Heh, youâre kinda weak Snowflake.â
He goes two ways, either being soft and gentle or pounding your ass for hours.
the way he chokes your throat and small patches of ice forms while heâs cussing is hawt
âYeah? You like that, you fucking whore? Hng-Like it when you get your ass pounded and getting choked out too? Fucking slut, youâll moan if I even put my fingers in you. Ah, fuck, youâre so tight I might cum!â
Heâs a brat, so he likes it when you force him to be submissive. By sitting on his face or something like that, his cock will be hard and heâll be lapping up your hole in minutes while moaning
He was never really into breeding until he met you, now he suddenly wants to shove his cock so deep into you and cum until youâre full
It goes both ways, he just wanna live the fantasy that you might get pregnant girl or not
âA-Ah~ Fuck, gonna cum gonna cum gonna cum! I wanna fill you and knock you up so fuckinâ good! Hng~! Fuck~!â
His cum is cold too, so thereâs gonna be a surprise when he cums
His powers can go into overdrive when heâs on the verge of a really good orgasm, like when you deepthroat him in one go or titfuck him. The moment he cums, heâll accidentally freeze the surface heâs sitting on.
There will be times were he subconsciously freezes his cum - so lick it like a lollipop
even tho itâll taste like shit bc his diet is atrocious Â
Sometimes, heâll freeze the cum inside you to where itâs slush.Â
âThis is gonna feel weird, Snowflake. But itâll feel good, trust me.â
Heâll watch intently as it pours out of you, sometimes stuffing it back in with his fingers
mans just likes cumplay
The next day, heâll remember everything and lock himself in his room out of sheer embarrassment.Â
The other monster boys will tease him (Melone, Illuso, Formaggio) for getting it on with their host until he starts screeching at them and trying to freeze them like normal.Â
Prosciutto: Sea Serpent
You were surprised when a construction team came into your house and started building a swimming pool in your house, only then to find out last minute that you were hosting a water-based monster.
Prosciutto was surprisingly polite and charming for being a Sea Serpent, as he warmed up to the household he showed and extension of his personality: he tended to be rather prideful and held the rules to a tea (you donât even set rules in the house, but you sort of had to so he would feel comfortable). He also had a tendency for violence if he felt like others were slacking or disrespecting him, which led to multiple house hopping.
The government gave you a lot of money for him all of a sudden, then you found out he had a very expensive taste.
âI need to procure the freshest fish possible, thereâs a luxury market nearby, (Y/n)-dono.â
âAre we going shopping today, (Y/n)-dono? Good, I need to stop by a Versace store and restock on my favorite cologne.â
âThis jacket suits me, yes? Hm? Itâs only 700,000 yen.â
âWould you like to borrow some facial cream? This one is my favorite, I got this for a nice deal of 50,000 yen.â
Ah, but heâs willing to share some his expensive taste with you.
â(Y/n)-dono, I have a vintage brandy from Italy. Would you like a glass?â
âNo, No. You dress too cheap, here this one suits you nicely.â
âDo you smoke? I recently purchased some Cuban cigars.â
âHere, letâs go to this restaurant. Itâs tuna steak and filet mignon is quite excellent.âÂ
âLet me pay for this, the owners of the shop know me.â
Heâs very strict when it comes to cleanliness and chores, to the point of dragging the other monsters out of their rooms so they can do their chores.
it doesnât help that he can slitter on land pretty fast and his tail is pretty strong, so once youâre wrapped in you canât escape
Immediately took in Pesci âunder his wingâ when he first arrived, but he insists that he couldnât stand at looking at a creature so weak rather than admitting he cares for him.
Prosci has also tried to get you to be his âunderlingâ
âWhy not be one of my underlings? I have a whole group of sea monsters under my control and you can have a slice of benefits they receive as well.âÂ
âYouâre a weak human, you should be kept under my protection. Join me and become my underling so youâll have 24/7 protection.â
Admittedly, he canât cook because heâs also a carnivore and wonât eat anything else other that high quality meats and fish. But heâs pretty good at making meat-based dishes. (itâs just incredibly strong for a humanâs taste)
The most fashion forward of the bunch: out of the water he wears nice suit jackets, shirts, ties, and other things while he wears some sort of luxury custom-made swimsuit while heâs in the water.
Prosciâs room is just a large swimming pool. His dry-land items are kept away in a dresser while his aquatic things are at the bottom of the pool. Thereâs even a glass window near the bottom so he can see the outside
kind of a hoarder, and itâs not even new things: itâs all vintage things because heâs a snobÂ
Heâs apparently been housed all over the world and is a household name in plenty of classy places like luxury stores and fancy restaurants: so he gets special treatment whenever you go out shopping with him.
He can slither on land for a period of time without problem, but heâll start to get dehydrated and grow weak so he has a folding wheelchair with him. He wonât even bother going out on a hot day in fear of his skin getting burned by the pavement.Â
Despises Bruno (Your neighborâs monster). Says that rotten meat should stay underground.
Remembers to take sleeping pills on full moon nights and goes out of his way to make sure Pesci does as well. Heâll also go to your room and tell you to push a dresser in front of your door just in case.Â
On the few times he actually forgets or runs out of sleeping medicine: Prosciutto will keep himself at the bottom of his pool and try to fight with his urges until they go away at dawn.Â
Heâll swim frantically to get his mind off of his urges: which results in his tail repeatedly hitting the pool walls and echo throughout the house
to which you wake up to and go to his room to figure out whatâs going on
You call out to Prosciutto from the edge of the pool, to which he pops his head out, far away from you as possible. He warns you get away from him as fast as possible before something bad happens to you.
of course, you donât listen and the last bit of self-control Prosciutto had disappeared as you were dragged into the fresh water pool
âNormally...Sea Serpents mate underwater...But Iâll hold you up here so you wonât die.â
His tail wrapped around your torso and his strong grip on you while his swim bladder kept you both afloat.
He has claws that he trims regularly, but the full moon made them grow back to a point. He wonât hesitate to draw blood from your skin
he likes to lap it up too.
Heâll just rip through your wet clothes with no hesitation, if youâre freaking out verbally Prosciutto will just have the very end of his tail wrap around your mouth so youâll be muffled while his lust takes control of him.
the more you struggle, the more turned on he gets.
âOi, Troia. The more you thrash around like a fish on land, the more likely you get caught by a predator.â
Like Meloneâs - Prosciuttoâs tongue is forked, but itâs a lot thicker and shorter than his.Â
He likes to have open-mouthed kisses with you, and he likes using his sharp teeth so donât be surprised if you taste blood in your mouth.
He can breath underwater, so heâll have no qualms about going downtown with you.
Heâll have you melting in his grip in minutes once he starts tongue-fucking your hole and his lips suckling around it in unision. He still has a long tongue and itâs reaching all of the good spots.
He can wrap his tongue around a cock to the base, so he gives pretty amazing blowjobs.Â
Prosciutto likes sexual torture, so he might do some urethra play.
Heâll actually try to be careful fingering you since his nails sudden got longer and sharper, but he canât help by grow more aroused at the sight of blood.Â
â(Y/n)-dono, you smell so...Divine. Your blood is so beautiful and rich, like a fine vintage...May I taste you?â
Heâs a carnivore and a sea predator, heâll react to blood like a shark.
Not with that clit/cock though, he gonna be hella rough feeling that up
Heâs usually just manhandling you in the water, leaving bruises and scratches while your blood seeps into the water. Itâs like an addiction and Prosciutto just wants to taste more of you.
Heâll use the end of his tail to fuck you or even double penetrate. Its scaly and bumpy texture adds more pleasure on your end.Â
âThere, donât you just feel nice and full? Take all of me and my tail, (Y/n)-dono.â
His cock is also retractable, only coming out when heâs extremely arousedÂ
reference owo
Itâs up to you if you want two or one cock
Yes, it can also move on its own
Prosciutto is super rough, he goes hard and fast during this frenzy and youâre gonna feel the texture of his cock the whole time as it hits your sweet spots.
Heâll still kiss your lips and your neck for comfort, but heâs just trying to get off at this point.
He wonât care if you cum first, heâll overstimulate you while trying to get his high.
Heâll curse only in italian and start talking about how gorgeous and divine you are, not like you understand though.Â
His cock and tail are out of sync: so heâll pump out as you feel his tail sinking in your.Â
Heâll leave a mating bite on the collar of your neck, itâs just was sea serpents do.
Oviposition? HELL YES
theyâre all unfertilized eggs, he just likes the sensation of filling you up and then watching you trying to get them all out gives him a rush
âYou feel that? My eggs going into you. I want to fill you up before you leave.â
despite fucking like a greek good, prosciutto gets embarrassed and blushy when talking about having children or marriage and itâs such a 180
By the end of it, it looks like you got into a fight. - bruises, bite marks, hickies, a couple of uncomfortable limbs, everything.
Heâll have to get out of the pool if you want to do anything to him, just so you donât drown.
His cock is already dripping and covered with his âprecumâ so itâs pretty easy to give im a blowjob - just donât choke too hard on it because it will squirm down your throat.Â
Prosciutto gets riled up when seeing you try to blow him, itâs just you look so cute trying to suck him off while his cock moves in your warm throat
âF-Fuck, you look so adorable (Y/n)-dono. I-I donât think I can hold back.â
If you let him, heâll deposit eggs down your throat
 Heâll also wrap you up in his tail and squeeze you tightly as he thrusts into you.Â
Very into predator/prey play, he loves it when you let him indulge in his fantasies of capturing you in the middle of his pool or nest.
The next day, he couldnât face you for a while. His pride as a gentleman has been ruined because he let the full moon control him.Â
Eventually, the two of you talk it over and heâs now just a protective boyfriend/bodyguard.Â
â(Y/n)-dono, allow me to go first.â
âWhy did you say about my human?!â
âLetâs go, (Y/n)-dono. We have errands to run.â Before dragging you away mid-conversation with someone.
Pesci: Bullywug
Phroggie BF
Heâs so polite and easily scared, it makes your heart hurt a little from the cuteness
heâs obviously easy pickings for Illuso until Prosciutto steps in.
His body is coated in a layer of mucus, so the only think he can wear without getting it soaked is a raincoat and rubber boots.
His room is essentially another bathroom: a low tub filled with luke-warm water to sit and sleep in and the humidity always high and hot like a swamp. He leaves the windows open in the summer to attract bugs to eat.
He likes to go shopping with you and gets those dried exotic bug snacks from an oriental market, he also likes grass jelly.
You never have to worry about bugs getting in because Pesciâs tongue already caught it and heâs now eating it.Â
Anytime he feels threatened, his neck will bubble up like a real frogâsÂ
Every time heâs scared, he lets out a ribbit and Illuso and Formaggio thinks its the funniest thing ever while Pesciâs on the verge of tears (then Prosciutto comes along and they run)
The nicest to you: helps with chores ( except cooking, heâs a carnivore)
itâs great because you donât have to scrub the bath since heâs okay with getting soaked for hours at a time
He carries a small backpack with him if the two of you are out, itâs mostly just water (to spray himself with and to drink so that he doesnât dry out in the sun)
Likes taking mud baths at this local monster spa (prosciutto connections)
the other monsters got really tired of Pesci clogging the drain with mud because he used to take mud baths in the shared bathroom
âWhy donât you just take the bath in your room?! Your bed is a tub!â
âBut thatâs where I sleep, Aniki!â
Gets his exercise by using Prosciuttoâs pool for swimming or goes to the monster YMCA
invites you sometimes, mayhaps he bought you a cute froggie swimsuit as a hint.
He sells his mucus to beauty companies so they can make serums or creams for women, since his mucus has beauty properties.
Sometimes he licks his eyes for moisture when no oneâs around (you caught him a couple of times, but you donât wanna embarrass him)
Works for an extermination company sometimes
itâs a buffet for him and the guys donât have to waste a bunch of their chemicals that day
Also helps out with hanging billboards and signs in high places because he can stick and climb up walls
Mostly just stays home because thereâs not much a frog can do without getting dried out or leaving mucus everywhereÂ
Likes to play with the neighborhood children or help them out, like getting their kite out of a tree or playing jump rope because heâs good a jumping.
The mucus on his body is only slightly toxic, an abundance of it can make humans feel fuzzy and light-headed but not enough to kill them
Heâs attached to you because you actually encourage him to not take everyoneâs shit. And you stand up for him sometimes, so heâs happy to repay you back in whatever way he can.Â
âH-Here, I can get that for you, Master/Mistress!â
âI can help with that, just tell me what to do and Iâll get it down!â
âIâll clean this area so you donât have so much work, Master/Mistress!â
Prosciutto regularly reminds Pesci to take sleeping pills on the night of full moons, however the one day he forgot to and it was all too late.
Heâs a sweetie, so heâll probably just lock himself in his room to try and control himself. HOWEVER, bullywugs are known to get quite brutish and act out their desires immediately.
Pesci honestly tried, but when you came up to his door and offered to help him, that was all your fault.
 Wouldnât hesitate to drag you into his room and start kissing you silly as he locked the door, then proceeding to rip your clothes off.
Heâs kinda messy at it ngl
Heâs also very naked.
Despite being in a horny delirious state, Pesci is still eager to follow your orders and lets you take the lead. Heâs never been with a human and heâs afraid of doing something wrong.
Ever had a long tongue shoved down your throat so far in? Well, youâre gonna have to experience that.Â
His oral skills with that long tongue is excellent, a fast learner when you guide him what to do.Â
His long tongue can shoot so deep into you and wriggle around to find your g-spot instantly, making you almost cum instantly with the rapid technique.
He can wrap his tongue around your cock and stroke it before taking it in his mouth. The tip of his tongue is sphere-shaped, so itâs perfect for playing with the tip.
Yaâll fuck in his bathtub bedÂ
Reference owo
technically frogs irl donât have dongs, but this is my monster fucker headcanons and I get to choose the peens
Definitely way into breeding. Back in his homeland, it was a constant struggle to mate with female bullywugs because other males would fight to get on top one.Â
âM-Master/Mistress...C-Can I please fill you up? P-Please, can I fertilize you? I-I wanna see you lay our eggs!â
Not sure if cross breeding is even possible, but he likes the idea of it.Â
Heâll do it to you even if you donât have the organs for it.Â
But if youâre not into that, he totally understands
A little bit possessive because there arenât any male bullywugs to fight off, but heâs more gentle than he would be back home.Â
â...Youâre mine, Mistress/Master! Iâll be the man you deserve! I donât care if they all call me weak, Iâll show them youâre mine!â
Lots of hickies btw.
Does it Doggystyle
Can get pretty rough.
Will not hesitate to bottom out to the very base of his cock, be warned it is quite thick and girthy.Â
He can hit that g or p spot with ease and the bumps on his cock are the perfect added texture to make you orgasm.
Could do double penetration by stretching his tongue to wherever. The movement adds to the pleasure.
Heâs pretty sensitive, so giving him a regular blowjob might push him over the edge and cum in your mouth in no time.Â
he gets pretty embarrassed, but he can be soft dommed into wanting more.Â
âN-No, please, I-Iâm gonna cum if you keep going like that! Hng, ah~!â
âA-Ah, p-please make me cum more, Master/Mistress!â
He has a high sex drive, so he wonât be satisfied after one session.Â
âI-Iâm not tired yet, b-but i wonât make you do much! Just relax, let me take care of everything.â
âI-I wanna go again!â
âYour cock/pussy is tired? But...Iâm still hard, Master/Mistress...What should I do?â
Heâs like a horny teenager ngl.
Will resort to every sort of stimulation on you body if your sex is too tired for this: Iâm talking thighs, boobs, mouth, hands, etc. Heâll get his orgasm and you can rest for a little bit, a win-win.
He believes in mutual orgasm, so if youâre sucking on his cock, heâll have your lower half closer to him in the 69 position so he can suck your cock and or eat you out. He likes things to be fair.
When heâs finally done, heâll curl up by your side and sleep peacefully while spooning you. (the water stays warm constantly, so donât worry about being cold)
Cannot look you in the eye or be in your general area the next day when he remembers.
Heâll pick you up and put you back in your own bed, put clothes on you, etc. But then you wonât see him for a while.
Heâll immediately run away from you with every chance given and have short conversations, until you finally confront him about it and heâs just embarrassed and felt bad he did all of that to you because he was careless about his medication.
You tell him that you wanted it and you feel no different about him, to which he gets teary eyed with relief.
Wholesome Phroggie BF
Sorbet & Gelato: Long-Legged Arachne
These assholes are actually on the national monsterâs most wanted list for being so infamously troublesome with their previous hosts and generally doing illegal things
You have no idea why youâre being forced to host them, but your agent just drops them on you.
This is when youâre grateful for Risottoâs leader energy, because he seems like the only person capable to control them
For some fuckin reason, they were running an illegal silk market...Theyâre long-legged arachne, they canât even produce webs.
Youâre always scolding and yelling at them when they cause mischief, but they think its funny that such a tiny human was trying to order around two strong hunter arachne.
Sorbet is a little bit more compilable to your orders, Gelato is not however.
unless it involves money, then those two are definitely not listening to you
Theyâre always trying to make money somehow by running faulty businesses, sometimes Gelato would go out and pickpocket strangers on the street at night while youâre asleep
you find out because of Illuso (to which they affectionately call him a snitch) and scolded Gelato to give the items to the police.
At first, theyâre trying their best to get out of your household, acting like you were just like the annoying humans that tried to tame them before.Â
but you wouldnât give up on them, mainly because you were told that if you sign them over to the government, theyâll just transfer them to an inter-species prison. They wouldnât even be deported back home if they wanted to.
If you wanted to get along with them, they were a set package because they were rarely apart.Â
You would ask them about their interests, opinions, etc. (being a monster therapist had its perks for this)
They would try to scare you by saying things like:
âI like collecting knives, but I donât pay for them.â
âI think an expression of pain is exciting.â
âAs carnivores, we love the taste of blood~â
You think they're just fucking around, but sometimes you couldnât help but wonder if they were serious
You eventually found something relatively mundane to talk about: nail polish.Â
Gelato liked to collect nail polish and paints Sorbetâs claws regularly
They also like violent horror movies and similar films, so you would offer to put one on to enjoy with them (just hope youâre not squeamish)Â
Mayhaps this becomes a regular thing, to the point where they canât watch one without you there with them.
You somehow worm your way into their hearts:
Sorbet overheard you trying to convince the interspecies housing agent that he and Gelato were behaving and werenât too much on you (which was a complete lie) and begging him not to take them away to prison. For once, his cold heart felt pain for your begging when he would usually mock it.
 Gelato was ignoring bad mouthing from other humans, but you stepped in and told off those people that they didnât know him and that he had many good qualities they didnât have.Â
You would take the time to ask them how they were, what they were into, checking up on them in their room (the attic), including them with the other monster boys in activities, etc.Â
They eventually found themselves attached to you.
Canât cook, theyâre carnivores and couldnât if they wanted to.
Both call you âLandlordâ.
Gelato and Illuso fight over who gets to paint your nails. Gelato manages to grab you and run off because heâs a nimble and fast hunter than Illuso.Â
Theyâre both equally possessive of you: they barely feel comfortable letting you be around the other monster boys
The amount of glares and threatening auras they pass out to random strangers or your FAMILY is amazing
The two like to play tricks on you, or take you away for torture play because they think its an enjoyable game to bind you in rope and cut you up.Â
Theyâre most active at night, so you can hear them scurrying around doing god knows what at 4 am.
They get drunk off caffeine, so donât give them coffee or anything.
 Theyâll hunt anything and everything: from birds in your yard or following a laser pointer.Â
Theyâre these sadistic and cold arachne, but theyâll crack their shells once in a while for you.Â
especially if you gave Gelato caffeine and heâs the lovey-dovey drunk
They do your taxes willingly, and surprisingly you find that they donât commit fraud upon your behalf. They even start nagging about savings and what to do to bring down rent costs.Â
They absolutely hate your other neighbor and his monster, Dr. Cioccolata and his feral werewolf Secco. (then again, you didnât like them either)
If you find secco trying to dig in your yard again or Cioccolata trying to creepily start a conversation (usually about your health and offering âfreeâ checkups), Sorbet and Gelato are by your side to sweep you away or to tell them to piss off
Mayhaps even telling you to stay away from them because youâre âtheir playthingâ.
They donât take sleeping pills
in fact, they kidnap you and use you when its full moon.Â
Hereâs the thing though, they manage to convince you into allowing them into doing all this shit to you
Theyâre suave and charming with their convincing, probably after all those faulty businesses pitches to investorsÂ
100% torture play, thereâs no way out of it
Theyâll have knives or use their claws and cut at your skin, lapping up the falling blood and pretty much moan at the taste
You like choking?: Theyâll do it to the point where thereâs bruises on your neck from how much they enjoy your constricted breath and how your eyes roll back
Gelato would be the one to carelessly drag his sharp claws against your lower half, the tickling sensation and the adrenaline rush somehow making you more aroused as his claws get dangerously closer to your sex
Sorbet is into lapping up your blood and then pulling you into a messy make-out session, making you taste your blood
reference owo
Gelato is longer and bit more skinny while Sorbet is more thicker but shorter.
BITERS, they are both BITERS
youâre gonna be coated with bites all over your body: on your chest, your neck, your thighs, arms, ankles...Everywhere
They do like to use teeth in oral, more Gelato than Sorbet. So be warned, he will tease you with his fangs
Sorbet will bite your tongue while kissing you to taste your blood
Sorbet is into carrying you up the wall and fucking you there, his cock drilling into your hole while you hang limp in his grip while fluids drip to the floor.Â
Theyâre not nice, they wonât give you what you want unless you beg
âDo you want me to (eat you out/suck your cock)? I bet youâd like that...Maybe if you beg, Iâll give it to you~â
âAsk me nicely if you wanna kiss, landlord~â
âWant me to play with your (cock/clit) while I fuck this hole? Huh? I canât hear you, landlord: use your voice and Iâll do what you ask...If I like your tone.â
They both like predator/prey play: if the night played out a little differently you would be running away through the night while you had two excellent hunter arachne species on your tail before they pin you down and fuck you where you lay
Double penetration is all youâre getting: either both shoved in two holes, one fucking you while you suck the otherâs cock, or two cocks shoved into one hole.
Use teeth while sucking Gelato or Sorbet off, Sorbetâs really into it and heâll grab your head to shove you down further down his monster cock. Gelatoâs hips are gonna be uncontrollable as he affectionately calls you âSlutty Landlordâ
They like to not lubricate you enough so that youâll strain around their cocks and cry out in pain. Gets them going really fast.
Might point knives or their claws at your neck while doing so
Multiple rounds, because Arachne are most active at night and the full moon got them fucked up
Expect not to walk tomorrow
They donât want kids, but they just like cumming in you.
especially when they coat their cum on one of their appendages and shove it deep inside your hole. It might end up as another round of double penetration with their appendages.
Next morning: absolutely no shame from them. They treat you normally, but the fact they fucked you is just out in the open for them to use as leverage to tease you withÂ
Theyâll sneakily remind you about the night:
âOh, donât be like that. You were crying from pleasure with us last time~â
âHow about we go somewhere else and have some fun, just the three of us~â
âLandlord, I can hold you up. Afterall, I was able to hold you while I pumped my cock in you.â
âThose lips are attractive, Landlord. Youâre makinâ me wanna shove my cock in there like last time.â
They let you in their world and they wonât let you leave.
#jjba headcanons#not sfw#la squadra#monster fucker hours#monster au#Risotto Nero#illuso jjba#formaggio#melone#ghiaccio#pesci#prosciutto#sorbet and gelato#gn reader#afab reader#amab reader#reader insert#cw dubcon#as you can see i am deprived
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Tickletober Day 2: Chase
Fandom; Wings of fire
Lee!Glory Ler!Tsunami
Summary; Tsunami has had enough of Gloryâs sarcasm. All hell breaks loose.
Sarcasm
The âDragonets of Destiny â were hanging out in the rain kingdom, where Glory lived and chatting about how life was going.
âSo, howâs the whole school thing turning out?â Glory asked
âThatâs a looonggg story that may or may not have something to do with DarkStalker, where he came from, and where he went.â Sunny explained.
âWhere did he come from, where did he go? Where did he come from Cotten eye-Sore! Seriously he was huge!â Tsunami suddenly exclaimed.
âHey, Iâm gonna need you to cool it with the songs , this ainât a musical.â Glory remarked
âYou just donât appreciate my talent!â
âWhat talent is there to appreciate?â Came the retort .
Tsunami scoffed . Sunny quickly changed the subject. âAnyways! The students seem to be having fun! They like us for the most part!â
âReally!â Tsunami suddenly turned, âNone of them seem to like me!â
âNo one likes you as a teacher? I wonder why?â Said Glory, voice dripping with sarcasm.
âOk, thatâs it!â Tsunami exclaimed, âGet over here! Weâre gonna have a little talk!â She leaped at glory but glory flew into the tree tops
âYouâre gonna have to catch me first! And good luck with that! Iâve been practicing with Jambu! â
âGet back here!â Tsunami quickly chased her.
âWhat just happned?â Clay inquiried.
âI donât even want to know.â Came Starflightâs reply.
đđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđ
Glory Glided through the trees gracefully, tilting her wings and swinging her tail through the branches. The same could not be said for Tsunami, who was struggling to get two feet without a vine tangling up her wings or getting a branch to the snout. Frustrated,Tsunami let out a growl as she untangled herself. Then she went to the ground and ran after Glory instead. âIâll get you eventually! â she roared
âIâd like to see you try!â Glory responded
âI *AM* trying!â
âSee? Obviously isnât working!â She said before disappearing entirely.
âHey! Camouflage is cheating!â Tsunami angrily declared
âWho said?â came Gloryâs voice. A plan formed in Tsunamis head.
âI said!â She replied , looking around the jungle for any sign of her snarky friend.
âLike youâre the boss here?â Came The other voice again, this time tsunami pinpointed where it came from and started surreptitiously walking that way, while looking like she was still searching.
âYeah! What you gonna do about it?!â She asked,rhetorically .
âI /could/ shoot my venom at you, if I really wanted to. â
âBut you wouldnât do that, because you care~ about me~ â
âOh shut uhuhup â Glory snickered. âNever.â Came the curt response. âAnnnndddâŚ.. GOTCHAâ she suddenly leaped up and grabbed at the source of the voice, grabbing hold of what she thought was a tail. Glory suddenly baca me visible as Pale orange waves of surprise flowed into her scales. âAh!â She yelped before getting pinned by her tail, back to the floor. âAlright , you got me.â Glory said her scales shifting to their normal color, even though Tsunami could swear she saw small flicks of yellow amusement in Gloryâs ears and wings.
âNow what?â Glory said.
âWell, this of course! â Tsunami said before digging her claws into Gloryâs underbelly scales.
But no pain flooded through Gloryâs nerves, oh no no. Rather a Ticklish jolt shot through her body, and she fought to keep her reactions under control. Even though small bubbles of yellow and pink floated through her scales without her permission, and a small smile showed on her face.
âI see that! Come on! Laugh it up! â
âNhmhn nhmhnâ Came Gloryâs disagreeing hum, strained in her effort not to laugh. âFine, be that way.â Tsunami said before a sudden; âPBBbBT â Sounded as Tsunami blew a big raspberry right on the center of Gloryâs underbelly. Glory broke. âHehehehhahahahahahaha! Okhahhahahahay! Yohohohou whihihin! Nohohohow stohahahahahp! â
âNo. You got to apologize for⌠forâŚ. What were we fighting about agin?â She asked as her claws stilled.
Her scales now completely yellow with touches of light red embarrassment, Glory said âI donât know. Heheh.â
They flew back to their freinds, but first, glory hid her scales emotional display , again. But thatâs a problem for another day, Tsunami thought.
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HOLY SHIT THAT WAS LONG! This is where I got the colors from:
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no i care about ur tng s1 opinions !!
Well anon since you asked..... (imagine we are hiking together, lol :)
Alright... season one of TNG... well... it wasnât great. In fact, if it was not a Star Trek show, Iâm not sure I would have gotten through it at all. Now I'm not saying that I hated it, in fact there was plenty that i did actually like. But overall it just kinda boring and it was hard to really get into it. Sometimes mediocracy is a worse then just being flat out bad, ya know? To keep things comprehensive, since half of this was written in an RV and the other half is written whilst im on 3 hours of sleep, lets put my review into a nice list of things i did not like, and things i did about season one of TNG
The bad:
-I have talked about this before, but I think my main issue with TNG so far is the extremely awkward vibe it has. Shots linger way too long after characters are done talking. the jokes do not hit most the time. the dialogue is often stilted and awkward. The characters just do not feel real to me at all. It's just very very strange. I don't know if its a problem with the writing, the directing or the producing, or maybe just all three, but overall shit is just awkward all the time. I wish the charecters felt more real. Like yeah, maybe we didn't see much of Sulu in TOS, but they still managed to make him a guy you could imagine yourself meeting at a bar or whatever. what am i gonna go have some drinks with fuckin season 1 William Riker?? Nah, wtf is that bitches motivations and aspirations ?? that he wants to be captain and has blue eyes ?? what i am trying to say is that nothing feels real and no smart ass not because its a fictional sci-fi show, but because the characters all act super weird or literally just do nothing.
-Picard. Iâm kind of turning the corner here but like... he just doesnât do it for me as captain. I feel like since heâs the captain that makes him the âââââmain characterââââ and yet... what does Picard do? Heâs just kinda boring. Like the man doesnât even always bean down to the planet or whatever. And you guys already know my thoughts on his relationship with Wes... yeah :/ so no, I donât hate Picard, I just kinda hate that heâs the captain.
-Where is the action ? Am I an old white male boomer for wishing TNG had a little more tits out violence like TOS did. I mean where is the punching? Where is the redshirt deaths and photon torpedos and shit. I need more violence, and I know thatâs like, opposite of the message of Star Trek but dammit... more violence!
-Every single thing that happened to Tasha Yar in Skin of evil. I know you know :/ we all know. :/ and mini rant but in the beginning of that episode Worf and Tasha had a cute little moment and I actually thought âwow they would make a good couple actually or at least best budsâ but.. well you know :/ too bad. Also I feel like they spent a lot of time trying to set up Tashas backstory and she actually had something interesting going on so like.... again too bad I guess :/
*cough cough*
anyway, here is what i did like:
-despite their awkwardness i do think some of the characters are neat. Geordi has to be my favorite, he just brings such a good vibe to the crew and I think the whole concept of his character is really interesting. I like Worf but I still feel like we donât get enough Worf time and of course I like Data, tbh I never disliked him but he definitely grew on me more as I watched. Data does have the tendency to make me cringe... but like in the way your weird lovable friends do. And of course Wes, who deserves so much better then all the dumb ass situations they write for him.
-I think they do a good job of making it feel like the Star Trek universe without just copying everything they did in TOS. like its super different from TOS in a lot of ways, but still it feels like the same universe, and maybe even a little more true to the universe. like the prime directive thing is taken a lot more seriously, same with the federation not wanting to resort to violence right away, all that star trek jazz. its still there, its still trek.
-they don't do a bunch of annoying pandering. i feel like nowadays when they come out with remakes or spin-offs or whatever they always have to have a million callbacks like "hey remember this thing you loved?? here it is again exactly the same" because like yeah that is easy and it more fail-proof. like they could have just stuck a vulcan in the main cast, don't tell me you wouldn't have gotten Spock brain and just ate that shit up, but they were like nah and tried new stuff instead. and i respect that. because the callback episode they did do (naked now) kinda fuckin sucked. so good for them for trying to forge their own path.
okay anyway those are my general thoughts. More specifically, here are the epsidoes i think were the very worst
- Encounter at Fairpoint (literally the first episode and i kept checking my watch wondering when it would be over. it should not have been a 2 parter that was way too long. Q was annoying as hell. the main plot was not that interesting. )
- Where No One Has Gone Before (very tedious and hard to sit through. "oh we traveled too far into space.... oh we did it again! haha lol!" boring. did not like that Traveler guy sus as hell.... hated that Picard only made Wes and Ensign after the Traveler said Wes was important.)
-Skin of Evil (dumb stupid dumb)
-The Nuteral Zone ( i dont even want to get into this. i actually think this one stunk the worst and it was the last episode. so many things wrong)
annnnddd the episodes i liked!
- The Last Outpost (Ferengi Ferengi Ferengi Ferengi )
-Haven (how can you not love Lwaxana Troi this episode made me genuinely laugh so many times. lots of very good character moments here)
-Angle One (i really liked the concept of male wife girl boss society i thought it was funny and interesting)
-Conspiracy (i felt like this one actually kept me on my toes. also liked when that dude's head exploded)
annndddd that about sums it up people! was that a comprehensible review? no. was it long? yes. feel free to disagree with me or fight it out in the comments. what are your least favorite episodes from season one? do you agree with my takes here? let me know
#okay time to be a person now#so tired#so so tired#stick around for soon when i review killing time#yeah thats right bitch i read a book!#star trek#tng#the next generation#tng season 1#review#my takes#data#william riker#whatever whatever
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omg thank u sm fr but i completely understand what you mean
DO NOT CHEAT KIDS
annnnddd it wasn't for you to write just a thot đ ill be more specific next time đ
- đš
(ps. milfies forever đŤ)
Oh yeah I didnât think you wanted me to write it, no worries! I just didnât know if youâd thought Iâd written a stepmom fic bc sometimes I have people who think Iâve written something that another writer has haha
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GG Still Very Pressed at Being Called Out
for legit being obnoxious, entitled dicks
OML....so you decided to quadruple down and continue this childishness/take it to âI know you are, but what am I????â and got blocked? Dude, you take your chances, you get that. Put on your big gurl panties and suck it up....
Yeah!!! Only WEâRE permitted to block anybody who dares question us!!! How DARE that person monitor their account as they see fit???
And pretty sure theyâre reading the comments cuz itâs their job. Nice elitism, tho....
Newsflash to you, Locky----they DGAF if you like it or not....plus, again, no it really isnât....and they donât care, anyway....
Again, so blockingâs only awesome when you do it, kettle-bullshit?
A) Iâm stunned by your collective entitlement, Snorty
B) Iâd think youâd be used to not getting your way by now, but apparently not. Again, love how outraged yâall are at being called out for being jackasses....
Sooooo butthurt.....
Blah, blah, blahdy blah, blah, blah....Starey....again. or you could just get over it..and no, they donât âneed engagementâ
Hey look, Fuckieâs here to be a hypocrite!
Annnnddd......they can use google translate then, no need to be an asshole....and no, the ones creating this environment are your entitled asses....why donât you leave the fandumb if it so upsets you?
Snorty, they donât----you wish they did and are pissed at being called out, the end....(kinda a common thread here, no?)
Oh thereâs an âimmature person behind this nonesenseâ alright!!!
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