#oh we're in it now

[bzdsentai]

WELL THAT'S NOT GOOD!

[villainanders]

found a place on postmates called the pad thai stand and they just sell different types of pad thai??? #girls....

[nikiviki]

"audio recording by johnathan sims, The Archivist."

[lazylittledragon]

as promised some koralina lore (the lore is 5 and likes dancing)

[emotional-emotion]

mood

[brightdeadthing]

Come. And Be My Baby, Maya Angelou

[zelkam]

— richard siken, war of the foxes

[sunderwight]

Scum Villain AU where Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu transmigrate by swapping lives (i.e. Shen Yuan wakes up in Shen Qingqiu's body on Qing Jing Peak, post-fever, while Shen Jiu wakes up in Shen Yuan's body in a hospital in modern China) but it doesn't quite work right.

The system glitches or something and they end up having to jointly time share their lives. Every time a certain moon phase or something (cyclical) comes around they abruptly switch back.

So they spend the entire time trying to undo everything the other one has been up to while everyone around them is just desperately attempting to figure out wtf is going on. Shen Yuan does the skinner quest and stops Luo Binghe's abuse, and Shen Jiu gets a job with a rival company and starts showing up Shen Yuan's brothers. Then they switch back and Shen Jiu is like "it's woodshed o'clock for the beast" and Shen Yuan resigns. Then they switch back again and Shen Yuan saves Liu Qingge's life and gets poisoned defending Luo Binghe, and Shen Jiu creates his own start-up and blackmails his eldest brother about the mistress he's just uncovered. Then they switch back and Shen Yuan gets his brother and his sister-in-law into couples counseling and Shen Jiu embarks on a quest to either cure himself without Liu Qingge's help or die trying.

Eventually they just start leaving bitchy messages for one another to find and doing things that won't cause lasting damage but are incredibly petty. Shen Yuan keeps trying to tell Shen Jiu to read PIDW but Shen Jiu takes one look at his merch-filled bachelor pad and immediately decides that his opinions aren't worth anything, so it takes him a while to actually do it (he is really mad about this when he finally opens the novel and it turns out to be extremely relevant information).

[haircurlscas]

it was night when you died, my firefly.

widower!dean to fourth of july by sufjan stevens

[sometimesrendog]

[Day 172] Uiscefhuaraithe / The feel of coldness only water brings

[donathan]

hi

[elvhendis]

Illario x Rook fanart?? it's more likely than you think

[occudo]

Gentle fear and the sound of waves

[w4y2dawn]

SORA!!!🗣️GET IN THE GUMMISHIP🗣️🗣️🗣️

[skullypettibone]

once again thinking about that "I have other plans for the evening ;)" line when Lucanis suggests sneaking away from the Murder of Crows party. Like. Did Lucanis know how sexual that would sound. Did he get back to the lighthouse and start making his lil coffee, sitting there completely oblivious

Or did he genuinely intend to celebrate beating the shit out of Illario by railing Rook. And fucking chickened out bc he scared himself with his own rizz again. I know this disaster of a man doesn't have a social script ready for sex; do we think he loaded makecoffee.exe in a panic. either way, poor rook is red face blue balls ready to climb the walls

[xxplastic-cubexx]

alternate apocalypse ending or something who the hcrist knows anymore