#oh to fuck in a storm. yes thats where my minds at

[biteress]

it's storming so hard outside <3

[shipsational]

OH YEAH WYBIE I meant to send an ask for him too fjdghjfdh What made you self ship with him post movie? Is Coraline still around? I'm very curious for any bit of post-movie world building you've done

thank you emile for my life 🙏

Okay! to your questions: aging him up was actually for Plot reasons, as you'll see in a moment, Yes she is around and bitch she does Not like me lmao

at first i Didnt age him up cause im problematic but then when i started working out an actual plot for the ship, i kinda Had to

the way i have it worked out is i needed him to inherit his grandmother's properties so he was in charge of the pink palace, which obviously he could only do as an adult, because otherwise there would be no way for me to actually rent there since the jones' moved in- there was always an empty unit in the other half of the house, but i think she always left that one empty on purpose cause there's something Evil and Wrong about it, since thats where the door Should be opening up if it didnt lead to a fucked up fae realm or whatever it is, connecting coraline's unit to the one that stays empty of that makes sense

but maybe, even knowing about the beldam, wybie didnt know That specifically, and he really needed to get some money in to help pay for the funerary expenses, so he opened it up.

as for my insert, they actually Work at the funeral home, they're a mortician, and they do taxidermy as a hobby. this is useful for a few reasons: they could either have met wybie and found out about the palace that way, or maybe they know forcible and spink and actually do all the taxidermy on their 50 billion dogs- its also useful for the ship name 'little dead things', which is part of one of his quotes, as well as the dead dove nature of the ship (altho its really only kinda problematic now cause he's like 18, instead of being Truly bad)

speaking of, since it is still kinda problematic- he's freshly an adult and im 30 and coraline does Not like that One Bit, and you know what thats fair its pretty weird i cannot blame her for being uncomfortable about it

now all of this is going on, and im moving into the unit thats all fucked up, something about layered realities and lingering evil and all that, its kind of vague and amorphous

but i think it would be fun and neat and terrible if its starts really affecting me- im essentially being haunted here. it doesnt start out v bad at all, but while im getting closer to wybie, coraline is getting more upset about it, which in turn can lead to arguments between them and between me and her, as well as me starting to feel guilty about it all, basically working up a storm of negative energy, and thats when it all starts to kick in and eventually amp up

since the well is supposed to be a portal between worlds, im of the mind that they basically just put her hand right back where it was before in her domain, and its taken a few years bout the beldam is back babey- the door and well might be sealed, but she still has some influence over my apartment and she's really feeding off the negativity and she wants Revenge

so basically, im being haunted by a vengeful entity and im surrounded by dead things as decoration, and im in the middle of a frustrating battle with the neighbor over her friend who im having a complicated relationship blooming up

[uglyduckling339]

KY'S LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE NONSENSE LIVEBLOG: Episode 5

(spoiler warning OBVIOUSLY)

tutorial episode 1 episode 2 episode 3 episode 4

So i took a minor (like a week long) break after ep 4 bc ugh but im back now :D

highkey after that SHITSHOW of an ep (4), i dont even remember what the plot is nomo

max jumped into the storm ! okay girl yodo

chat im gonna be so fr this entire ep was hella confusing. it was a nightmare but not? it was real but not? what the fuck happened

anyways 2 moons 😍 it's to signify that the universes are indecipherable rn

HER JOURNAL ENTRY AW :( "i'm playing it with somebody new now"

i'm lowkey scared of this nightmare scene. LiS' scene was literally HORRIFYING

wait is safi like in a diff world from us

okay yes rhis is 100% a nightmare jesus fuck

pompedo text but cat is so cutesy

WARREN?? OH MY GOD

another glitch lmao, mose's cig is puncturing through the ash tray

YO HE GOT SAFI'S LINES.

POSSESSED MOSES??

Okay this is highkey cool

OH MY GOD IT'S SAFI NOW?? WOAH

OH. SHES IN OUR MIND TOO ! DUH

max take a selfie quick get her out

BLUE BUTTERFLY?? DONT FUCK W ME RN.

dog is this real or fake. im so lost.

WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES 🗣

oh my god

oh my god

oh

my

god

BLACKWELL

um. why is it max and safi 😭 thats so random

it's giving me and my mutuals when we quote LiS ngl

highkey this is funny to watch

i'm so using this scene for a tiktok

oop girl u dont got no power nomo

OH ALSO !! TRAUMA YIPPIE

i feel like this would've hit better if they js redid the og scene w nathan and chloe but wtvr

JOYCE KATE AND VICTORIA??? OH MY GOD

i bet chloe's gonna be the last text in this

guys i forgot how to universe hop lmao

GO FUCK YOUR SELFIE??? THE BINDERS??

for yalls info, jeffershit got to 24 girls according to the binders on the table

WOAH RACHEL ON THE WALL

more trauma yay

"he is selling you for parts" ?

OH MY FUCK. THE SEAT.

OH MY GOD

"I'm not 18 anymore" YES !! YES MAX ILYSM

yeah okay so lucas is violently compared jefferson. broski one is WAY worse n it's not lucas i fear

the camera shaking was crazy omg

YESS FREE URSELF MAX !!

why's there a giant ass tree here lmao

MORE SITS 🗣

yall know damn well how much i fw these sits

apparently safi spoke but i couldn't hear the audio for her, i could only read the subtites ?

also the music has gotten highkey fire tbh.

it's giving Before The Storm vibes

one huge complaint about this game is the lack of dialogue between characters. in LiS u could spend ages talking to every single minor character and now beyond cut scenes theres like. reggie diamond vinh and loretta n thats it.

AH WHERE DID YALL COME FROM

this gotta be a nightmare bro yall keep jumpscaring me

Reggie !! my fav !!

bro what is a time vortex.

yay that totes made sense ! 10/10 explantion

poor reggie i love him sm :(

VINH !! MY OTHER FAV

Omg wait so they all remember both worlds?

woah okay sick

brother move ONNN. she dont like u

nobody:

max: maybe you should focus on what's in front of you (me) and move on (towards me)

LMFAO GWEN'S JS CHILLING OUTSIDE MID-STORM

ngl that's such a mood. Me too girl.

jesus so like max is gonna have to tell EVERYONE about her powers after this

AHHH CHLOE TEXT

"so tired of being sorry" max :(

LMFAO? VINH/MOSES ROMANCE AU OKAYY

YO WHAT THE HELL

Chloe in the Dark Room core

I HAVE SO MANY COMMENTS BRO WHAT

um okay we're gonna move on from that polaroid but. okay man. enjoy his telescope ig

woah this is a new place

oh my gosh this is a post-storm motel

WAIT OKAY SO i chose bae>bay, what happens in bay>bae for this scene??

this is making me sad guys. chloe come home

oh dear god please not another dorm time loop

bro what is max on abt this is very clearly the same fucking room💀

ohh the painting is diff.

its still the same room tho

FUCK U MEAN THIS IS A DIFF ROOM BRO ITS THE SAME AS THE LAST 2

okay actually i lied. cleveland doesnt have a hot plate

OH MY GOD IS THIS THE FIRST ROOM POST-BREAK UP :(

why is this bitch YAWNING so much. wake up.

woah wheres the color

THE WALLS ARE FAKE?? WOAH

okay yeah girl take a nap. no problem. totes time for a break. right now. mid-storm.

omg it's like her sense of reality is slipping

OHH okay fine. thats why they're the same room. that's kinda chill ig

N E B U L A

baby wake up this is a nightmare

oo double sits !!

fucking bitch ass fuck ass fucking dvsidhjdjd

loading screen.

max not hiding her powers core

this game is SO pretty btw. i love the sky

"i need her" U ALREADY GOT 2 WHOLE ASS LOVE INTERESTS. DOWN GIRL

these doors are so trippy damn

all that for her to be right behind us. cool

okay i like safi now that she's normal again

OKAY CONFIDENT MAX !! ILY

wtf they are soo gay in this ep

i'm genuinely gonna crash out over these loading screens oh my fucking lord

safi is literally chloe w superpowers

yeah okay she kinda got u there max..

oh great Safi's magneto again

oh hell no. max snap on her please. beat her ass into sense

safi out here planning the damn avengers innitive lmfao

what am i even agreeing to.

yes mr nick fury (safi) 🫡 i will be there to join your superpowered team🫡

oh yeah i forgot yasmin is like bleeding out rn

oh my god :( chloe reached out :(

MAX ANSWER HER?? LMAO WHAT

oh fuck yeah guys remind me to watch a video of this part bc i missed what max said abt the text

it's kinda symbolic how in the most peaceful scene we've seen with max, she still hears chloe's voice from likely the worst day of her life. like a symbol for how her trauma will never be fully gone, she's just living around it.

okay ik i was rambling this whole time about wanting her to have a breakdown but honestly this is what i actually wanted :( max healing ily

also tessa rose jackson is an absolute BEAST musically. holy shit

OH so the world's merged? hm

ig it's cool that they remember everything now, max isn't alone w the memories this time.

TIMBID GUY AND GOTH GIRL AW

reggie <3 loretta <3

okay so loretta's grown on me soo much. she's obvi annoying but she doesn't mean actual harm n she's kinda nice

and reggie my fav ! i love him sm

i may have forgotten reggie and vinh fucked (?). yeah my bad man

i'm still so confused. what was real and fake in that storm? what do they specifically remember?

"do u feel 2 ppl fighting in ur mind for the truth" (or whatever tf loretta said) nope ! skill issue on ur part girl

oh wow max asked for consent before snapping pics of every1!! rare sight fr!

that feeling when u post pictures roasting ur students and friends but don't respond to chloe elizabeth price's text

ALSO :( I MISS IRIS :( WHY WOULD U GIVE HIM AWAY :(

is it bc the text. that wasn't real max, i promise ur cat didn't fr send hate to u

good god how does diamond know abt our powers bro

WAIT DO THEY ALL KNOW ABOUT HER POWERS??? HOW DID I MISS THAT?? DID THEY LIKE TELL US THEY ALL KNOW??

max is HARSH with these captions

lmao "Vinh in his natural habitat ; A bar'

bro i love gwen sm. what is that pose😭

NOW HOLD UP MOSES. I DID N O T GIVE MY SEAL OF APPROVAL. ALL I DID WAS LET HER LEAVE TOWN. THAT'S IT.

no hate but why is diamond here and not reggie?? reggie was WAY more involved with this supernatural stuff then her

okay and that's the end of the game !

jk actually there's an end-credit scene (because it's the MCU apparently)

cool so diamond has magic. and safi just happened to know purely bc of a nose bleed. radical 😐👍

guys if u wanted to announce the avengers you could've referenced LiS2 or true colors instead; that's also ok instead of making another character w powers.

IM DYING BRO i've been making avengers jokes and then all i see is a fucking "Max Caulfield Will Return" screen😭😭😭 this is a joke there is no way yall are serious rn😭😭💀

okay um tryna lock back in now, i've got a couple notes:

so overall, this game was VERY if-y. it had some good moments, but the storyline was super unstable and it felt like they didn't really know what they were doing while writing it.

I liked the concept of a multi-versal murder mystery, but once they drifted away from that and started spiralling into the weird Super-Safi storyline it got kinda confusing to follow along

I truly think they had a really great idea with this game, but the weak plot-twists and boring storyline absolutely bombed it. (I guess you could say that the only murderer in this "murder mystery" was the game's plot killing itself)

I also think it had a really lovely messege about overcoming trauma, and I liked how they treated Max's PTSD with the storm (plus her heartbreak from Chloe was actually well handled, which was a huge concern for me when I heard abt it). I think her Dark Room trauma was treated kinda weird bc of the time vortex thing but honestly that was more of a plot-clarity issue over a conceptual problem.

At the beginning, I was HEAVILY judging the music. Maybe my tastes have changed in the past month or sum but now the music isn't that bad (I still HATE the intro song tho) and I actually like the new vibe this game brought to the LiS world. It was def different from the OG LiS game but I feel like thats a good thing since a huge portion of this game is proving that Max isn't that same teenager anymore. She's changed, the world around her changed, and so her new game is a reflection of that.

Also, the cat content... I LOVED customizing the cat, but I thought the add-on was gonna be more obvious and didn't even realize that I had missed the actual content until I went into the trophies menu after playing lmfao😭😭

I have like a million more comments abt this game but I feel like I got all my major stuff out already so I'm gonna stop rambling lol. I still have my pricefield rant/analysis i'm working on and I'll probably make some small comments while I platinum the game but this is it for my live-blogs !! Thank you to my hundreds of adoring fans for sharing these out to world and to the actual 3 people who interacted and decided to try and deciper my insanity ! 🫶

[zalrb]

first off: thank you so much for writing this. i was really hoping youd go for the sirebond fanfic, so your effort is GREATLY appreciated! now let's get to the actual fanfic!

starting off with passionate stelena sex, BLISS! 😍

"Elena woke up with a gasp and when she blinked in the unfamiliar surroundings of her motel room and realized Stefan wasn't beside her, that gasp shuddered out to a sob. She curled onto the bed, gripping the scratchy sheets, and heaved violently as the cries wracked her body."

"She couldn't stand feeling like this. Like there was a slow tearing in her mind, in her very core that had yet to rip her completely apart. She never thought she'd feel this kind of pain again and she thought that it might kill her.

But she couldn't go back.

Staying away was the only way to keep her and Stefan alive."

OH MY GOD... my current facial expression is really similar to this:

LIKE....

LOL rebekah secretly being the biggest stelena stan is just so accurate. its funny cause i can really relate to her admiration for them. stelena is ultimate couple goals

"It would be sickening if it weren't so sincere. Elena's body was weakening, her breathing becoming more and more laborious but Rebekah could see that even in the midst of a physical breakdown, she was at peace. Being next to Stefan, choosing Stefan had made her at peace.

"No matter what happens," she was saying. "It's the best choice I ever made."

the fact that she has absolutely zero regrets despite the fact that choosing him led to her death... I CANT WITH STELENA. THEYRE TOO BEAUTIFUL. MY HEART CANT HANDLE IT

"Damon stared up at her for a second before he pushed her off him and got up in one, smooth motion then stormed off. She followed him, knowing Stefan would find Matt and take care of him. She could trust him to do that. She could trust him with anything."

"Elena shook her head at him, almost relieved in how pointless this all was. "I do know that. And I also know that you never got it and if you don’t get it now, you never will," she said. "I could never have had those things if Matt died. It would have never been the life I wanted without him alive. And you can’t think that far ahead to see that. Stefan can."

I AM LIVING FOR THIS

"Damon narrowed his eyes at her.  "Was it ever really a choice?" he asked. "Between him and me?"

Elena bit her lip. "No."

L M F A O !!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ELENA IS RUTHLESS. damon is garbage that got trashed

She sighed then said softly, "You don't love me, Damon."

He glared at her. "Don't try to make yourself feel better."

"That's not what I'm doing." She made a soft exasperated noise. "Look at what you were about to do to one of my oldest friends. I chose to save his life and you were about to take it, you were about to spit in the face of my choice. You..." she shrugged. "You don't consider anything I want, you don't take my feelings into account, you just do whatever you want because you need me to be alive for you."  Elena spoke calmly and simply, as if she were explaining something to a child, which only seemed to inflame Damon. "And I - I get it but ... that ..." She shook her head. "That isn't love, Damon, that's obsession. Like with Katherine."

"You loved her for over a century, Damon, you carried her for over a hundred years, and then you came to town and ripped it apart for her, and she didn't care." Elena watched as the pain of the memory flitted across his face. “What did you do with all of that? Where did it all go?"

YES TO ALL OF THIS!!! thats one of my biggest issues with show. damon moves on from katherine SO QUICKLY after a whole fucking century of obsession. so, just like that, hes over her? bitch please. its so dumb. to be fair though... it wouldnt be. itd actually be brilliant if the show didnt try to gaslight us into thinking that damon was genuinely over her and then madly in love with elena. cause he was neither of those things. he basically transplanted his obsession onto elena. which is why he doesnt respect her as a person. i dont think he ever even explains what he likes about her. damons feelings for elena would be a great commentary on toxic patterns in romantic relationships like obsession, idealization, etc. but the show doesnt address any of this in a meaningful way. love that youre doing it though!

YES TO ALL OF THIS!!! thats one of my biggest issues with show. damon moves on from katherine SO QUICKLY after a whole fucking century of obsession. so, just like that, hes over her? bitch please. its so dumb. to be fair though… it wouldnt be. itd actually be brilliant if the show didnt try to gaslight us into thinking that damon was genuinely over her and then madly in love with elena. cause he was neither of those things. he basically transplanted his obsession onto elena. which is why he doesnt respect her as a person. i dont think he ever even explains what he likes about her. damons feelings for elena would be a great commentary on toxic patterns in romantic relationships like obsession, idealization, etc. but the show doesnt address any of this in a meaningful way. love that youre doing it though!

Exactly this, though!

I had a post about it where I was like everything Damon likes about Elena is about what she can do for him

So I was like, I think it would be interesting if Elena kind of re-realizes this with the clarity of a life-changing event where she's just like ... it's not just that I don't love you, you don't love me.

[facks-stories]

Hi, if you have early enough access to undertale fandom then you have seen this video

I know, I know, seeing it again makes me flinch too, a real scary sight to see 😔

And I would’ve done this with the Mimu au, like make a comic but if I do decide to make it its not coming out anywhere near Christmas- anyway in the meantime I’m going to say the closest person to each sans,

So lets see how embedded this fandom is in my mind

[other Mimu’s added in green]

Classic sans: this is obvious- cloud • normal

Cloud • reversed, oh shit? He is here? Are you sure? probably would just imitate people away from him, desperate to leave, gives up in the end

Fresh: storm • normal. He could give less of a shit but in the funny way, 100% looks scarier in bad lighting then he thinks

Storm • revered, saw the egg nog getting spiked, still drunk it, can’t get drunk, silently pissed about it

Sun • normal, he’s like 10 how is he here- walks around with a swear jar with other sun, makes a shit ton of money off of the other mimus

Sun • revered, probably makes puns on accident, 10 too, thankfully no one gave them the eggnog and they [both sun’s] are too short to get it themselves,

Science: human • normal. I refuse to elaborate.

After sans [thats probably not the au name-]: human • reversed, chill because he has nothing to worry about, except maybe that human normal situation- and villain-

Twins•normal, someone get this fucker a hospital, he is no where near stable and hes mute boy so no one knows what’s going on, help him please 😔

Error: twins • reversed, at his boiling point- probably well past it, would kill someone if given the chance, too bad he would have the chance

Blue: probably known • normal, hes just happy enough to start a cult on friendship and just fucked up enough to spike eggnog [granted he’ll probably do it just because he definitely can’t be near everyone sober]

Underfell: villain • normal, he definitely can’t do this shit sober so he’ll probably thank known later- hes just fucking struggling to find a reason to not drink himself to death and this is his excuse to cry in a closet

Death: villain • reversed, he doesn’t care about anything enough that he’ll probably have fun, and thats before the eggnog- 100% would go around silently harassing people, and would make cloud Mimu worry if he’s technically dead or not

I’ll still deciding if i should make it or not but heres really short sketches (plus lines because my hand writing is shit)

V.r. - “I mean we know I won’t break anything-”

H.R. - “YOU AREN’T MEANT TO CONSIDER IT”

[Please someone get this reference, also I meant human, reversed not normal]

K.n. - “ha!- at least I waited a hour-“

V.n. - “I’m not lasting a fucking hour”

H.n. - “I don’t like what I’m learning about myself”

H.r. “yea, I need to be passed out right now”

H.n. - “shit i don’t know if being drunk is helping or making it worse”

H.r. - “heha- probably both”

H.n. And H.r. - “ah… I fucking hate this”

T.r. - “aurgh… I don’t want to fuckin-“

S.n. - “no cuss!”

S.r. - “uh… other me- I don’t think we are safe-“

T.r. ‘Don’t kill this child..’

S.r. - “I think we can skip him”

T.r. ‘Don’t kill this chi-‘

S.r. ‘Please?-‘

Ok now that you just read me rant about a fandom I’m not even In anymore you should vote

[beeslibrarycorner]

Mommy

Peter Ballard x Reader

Word count: 880

Warning: Smut, Mommy kink, Switch peter and reader, Strap on

Plot: Peter needs reader to take the stress away

Request: Would you be down to write a smutty fic with a dom!fem reader and a sub!peter where he calls the reader mommy? Cause I could totally see him being fully dominated and whining and talking a whole bunch 

(Minors Do Not Engage)

“Y/n I had a bad day and I need you to shut my brain off” Peter says storming into your office, he's been quiet ever since he came home from work. You smiled as you kept reading the file you were holding before swiveling around to look at him, “Are you sure you want to do that?” you asked. 

“Yes, y/n please!” he begged, sounding desperate. He smiled when you put the file down and got up, you followed him to the bedroom. When you walked into the bedroom you saw that he already had the box that stored your strap out on the bed and the bottle of lube you use just for him right on top of it. 

“Strip” You said once you sat on the bed looking up at him, he looked down at you with those big doe eyes and a light crimson dusting his cheeks. You could see the very prominent bulge that was growing in his pants as he started to take off his shirt. When he was down to his boxers he kneeled between your legs and rested his head against your clothed thigh.

“Rough day at work baby?” you asked as you played with his hair, you could see a slight pout form on his face as he nodded. “I want you to make the stress go away mommy” he whimpered, hiding his face shyly.

There it was, that title. Mommy, Peter expressed that he liked calling you that when you were in control. When he was in control he had a few different titles that you could choose to call him. “Get on the bed baby boy, let me lube you up and make your mind melt.” You could see his eyes light up as he moved to the bed, taking his boxers off and then moving to be on all fours.

You prepped him, slowly stretching him out getting him ready for the stretch of your strap. All the while he was moaning and moving back to try and fuck himself on your fingers. “It feels so good when you stretch me out like this mommy” he moaned. When he was ready you got your strap on, adjusting the harness to be snug against your clothed hips and thighs and then pressing into him slowly. 

When you started to slowly thrust his front collapsed into the pillows leaving his ass in the air, he was so dramatic. You started to pick up the pace, thrusting faster and faster; noticing that he was leaking precum and his hips were twitching. Thats when you felt it Your pussy starting to stretch around nothing and an invisible force starts to fuck you. 

“Baby stop that, let me just make you feel good.” you said gripping his hips tighter,  “I can't let you be left out on the fun mommy.” He moaned and you bit your lip trying to concentrate, fucking him faster. He retaliated by stimulating your clit with the invisible force, “You should be able to cum to mommy” he whined.

You grabbed his weeping cock and started pumping, he started to fuck your hand; cumming soon after. He collapsed, the strap coming out of him. You collapsed on your side as the force became too intense, you could only moan and tense up. He moved to you and sucked a hickey into your neck, he tweaked at your nipples through your shirt. You came when you felt him use his powers to stimulate your G spot.

You felt limp as you watched him eye the strap on, you were so fucked out you couldnt move. He straddled you, grabbing the base of your strap and stinking down; he threw his head back. “Oh mommy, your big cock feels so good” he whined as he bounced up and down, all you could do was watch.

“Do you like watching me fuck myself on your big cock Mommy?” he questioned innocently and you threw your head back when you felt him use his powers again to stimulate your clit. You thrust your hips up to meet his and after one hard thrust his eyes rolled back and he collapsed to his side and rolled onto his back. You moved quickly getting between his thighs and jackhammering into him.

You came from his powers again and you noticed his nose started to bleed, he grabbed at your face and kissed you. You grabbed his leaking cock and started to pump him at the same time as your thrusts, he came a few minutes after. The both of you collapsed boneless against the bed.

When you got up you dragged Peter to the bathroom and got him in the shower, cleaning him off and washing his hair. You pressed kisses while you dried him off and applied lotion to his skin so it wouldn't dry out. This was usually his job, taking care of you but you wanted to be in control for the night. 

Peter did not fight you on this, allowing you to do everything for him. You got him dressed in one of his soft shirts and a pair of boxers. You tucked him in and gave him a good night kiss, then you held him close and fell asleep.

[lolawassad]

Could you do a Bellamy x reader where the reader is washing up in a small pond or whatever and is singing to herself, but Bellamy is out maybe hunting or something and her voice draws him in like a siren? Then she invites him in with her😏

MINORS DNI like always daddy kink. Im gonna make reader kinda shy thooo 👉👈 reader is a virginnnn

Also some murphy content

Bellamy x reader smut

3rd pov

You left camp to go to the lake and wash up, while taking off your clothes you kept looking around to make sure noone was there while softly singing a song you used to listen to on the ark

When your body is all the way in the water you sigh in pleasure, feeling all your issues wash off,murphy being banished, your other friend jasper almost dying, octavia being at war with her brother and involving you, that random creep that keeps lurking.

Bellamy stormed away from the camp after a nasty argument with octavia and goes to let his anger out by hunting

As he walks around the lake he hears a soft voice singing in the lake he tries to ignore it but it draws him in, there he sees y/n the girl who has had his affections since they landed

He smirks "hey princess need some help?" He yells out making you cover your tits even though the water doesnt show them, he pouts "aw baby dont hide from me, how about i join you?" He asks, you shyly looking around before nodding your head

Bellamy uses one hand to take off his shirt and then takes off his pants making you cover your eyes, he notices and chuckles. When he is fully naked he walks up to you

His hand wraps around your wrist and he takes it off your tits, revealing them to him making him growl "i wanna fuck you, may i?" He asks while also taking your hand from your eyes

"Y-yes please" you stutter out, the second he has your consent he lifts you up, wrapping your legs around his waist and lines up his cock with your cunt

"Have you ever?" He asks making you shake your head "aw princess im gonna be your first?" He asks before kissing you "thats so hot"

He softly starts sliding his cock into your cunt, stopping everytime you make a sound he doesnt like, until he is all the way in

"Tell me when i can move princess" he whispers in your ear before someone catches his eyes, murphy.

Bellamy smirks at the banished boy knowing they both had a crush on y/n but hes the one balls deep in her "hey princess mind if we move to land so you can feel my cock better? Next time will be in my cot" he says making you nod, he carries you to land, cock still in you. Every step he takes he hits your spot making you moan

Bellamy turns around so murphy can watch his cock go in and out of you when he can finally move

"D-daddy move" you slur out making both men freeze "daddy huh? Yeah you want daddy to move?" Bellamy growls out before he starts bouncing you up and down, his lips go to your throat and he sucks deep purple hickeys on it

Murphy glares at bellamy and mouths "im gonna kill you" before limping away, unnoticed by bellamy but going to the camp

Bellamy chuckles and stops kissing your throat "feel good angel?" He asks you making your head drop onto his shoulder "so good, more please" you say

He smirks before lowering you onto a smooth big rock, he starts pounding into you making you squirm "oh god, feels weird" you yelp out

"Where? in your tummy princes" he asks making you nod "just let go for daddy" he says and you do what he says, a loud gasp leaves your mouth making bellamy crash his lips onto yours "dont want anyone to walk in on our fun now do we?" He asks against your lips

"Im gonna fucking stuff you" bellamy says before pulling out and slamming all the way in, he sets a new pace slightly faster and harder then before

"Im gonna fucking cum sweetheart" he growls out before moving his hand down to your cunt, two fingers rubbing sharp circles on your clit making your legs twitch

You spasm around him and you both start cumming

Bellamy pulls out making you whine, he puts his head against your thigh and watches his cum drip from your cunt before using his fingers to scoop it up and shoves his fingers into your mouth making you moan

He wets his shirt and uses it to clean you up before putting on his pants, leaving the old shirt there

He helps you get dressed again and puts his jacket over your shoulders before lifting you up bridal style and walking back to camp

Part two? Murphy coming back and reader gets confused about her feelings

[joannaliceevans-fanficblog]

Peaches: A Drabble

A/N: Oh my god! I actually wrote something! Yea, Its been a hot minute since I did some writing. Work, work and work. I just didn’t have any energy to anything. 

this is just  something that i came up with. (Yes, while eating a peach and it happens to be my favorite scent) 

Stalker Mob Steve Rogers x Reader

Warnings: 18+ (Nothing too much) but just brief mention of Steve fucking one of his side girls. 

Summary: Work was all you knew and never had the time to go out. Only with your assistant and thats if she begs you to have a drink with her. But little that you knew, you had praying eyes and only wanting you. 

You had a hectic week—meetings after meetings, traveling to different states to land a deal with potential clients. You love your job, but there are times when you want to get away from all of it. A vacation to France or somewhere tropical would be nice.

But that isn’t likely, and your schedule wouldn’t allow it.

Today you found yourself in New York, where your office is and where you live. The first thing that you wanted to do, was take a nice long warm bath, a glass of wine, order some good Chinese take out, and watch some of your favorite Netflix shows. After seeing a few different clients, you have the rest of the day off and the weekend to look forward to.

Or so you thought.

Your assistant dragged you to get a drink with her, stating, “That you never go out.” Phrase. Which is true, work is all you do and nothing more. Dating and finding Mr. Perfect wasn’t on your plan. But just for Maddie, your assistant, you went.

The bar you went too, was an upscale one. You've been to a few of them, but this one was over the top. Forties jazz music played in the background. Looking around, memorabilia from the 40s and 50s were the décor. As you looked around, there was something that you felt drawn to. It was a familiar feeling; you couldn’t make out.

**

Bucky’s ears perked up as a familiar tone came. Excusing himself from his group, Bucky looked towards the front of the bar to see you. Immediately he ran to the back door and sped towards down the hallway. Stopping at the last entry, Bucky burst the door open to see his boss sitting at his desk, looking at the monitor.

“Steve, she’s here.¨ Bucky said, catching his breath. Steve looked away from the screen and looked towards him. A smile formed from him, and Steve stood up. Grabbing his jacket from the hook, both men walked out and headed towards the bar.

The moment he stepped into the room, his blue eyes landed on you.

“What do you want to do, boss?” Bucky asked. Steve sighed and turned to his friend and bodyguard.

“Distract her friend, and I’ll get her. I’m not letting one slip up happen again.” Steve said, licking his lips as the thought of you lingered in his mind.

Bucky nodded and went to get Sam. Once Bucky left, Steve focused on you. As he looked, Steve remembered the time he first laid his eyes on you.

It was at one of his bars in Brooklyn. He just finished beating up a client for not paying up the money he owed Steve. Whipping his hands with a cloth, he went out of the bar to get some fresh air. Steve inhaled the cool air and let it cool down his hot skin. Taking out the cigarette in his mouth, Steve stood and watched the scene in front of him. As he lit his cigarette an argument came, and he turned to a girl storming out and a man following her. The girl kept pushing the man away as he tried to hold her. Until her leg lifted and kicked him straight into his crotch, making Steve hiss in pain, and the man ran away.

Once the man left, Steve wanted to walk over to her to see if you were okay. But another girl came out and came to your aid. You walked away with the other woman, disappeared from his sight. That night, as Steve laid in his bed, the image of you still lingered in his mind. He couldn’t stop thinking about you.

Of course, Steve tried to forget you. He kept thinking that you were just some random girl. He even got one of his side girls to get his mind off of you, but that didn’t work out, and as he was balls deep, your image kept popping into his thoughts.

It got to the point where he needed to do something about it. It turns out that your friend that night is your assistant and the two of you come to most of his bars. One night, he almost had you. You were just a foot away from him, and the scent of peaches drove him crazy. But you got lost in the crowd and disappeared. Steve made it a point to find you and to have him all to himself.

And that’s what he did. It became an obsession for him. He worked his magic and found out all about you. He knew where you lived and even went as far as breaking into your spacious apartment and watching you. Each time he watched you, he was tempted to take you. You made his cock rock hard, but he had to step back and wait. It wasn’t time yet; he needed the moment to be perfect.

Until now.

Steve shook his head as he made contact with Nat at the bar. Steve made his way to the front and watched as Natasha slipped something into her drink, turned and handed you, her beverage. He gave her a signal, and Nat nodded.

**

You moaned as you felt your head throbbing. You tried to get up, but your body was tired, and you went back down. Rubbing your eyes, you looked around, and fear seeped into you. The room was big, but it wasn’t yours. You quickly sat up from the bed and quickly looked around.

“This isn’t my apartment?” You said aloud. You managed to get out of the large bed, but you stopped dead in your tracks as a man stood before you. Then he walked over to you and stopped in front of you. His finger went towards your cheek and gently grazed it down towards your lips. He inhaled your scent, and he smiled.

“My sweet, sweet Peaches-“ You heard him say, and you frowned. You tried to take a step back, but his other hand was gripping your waist tightly. You attempted to pry his hand away from you, but you couldn’t. He was strong, stronger than you.

“I worked hard to find you, and yet you want to leave? No, I’m not going to let you go.” Steve said as he leaned in closer to you.

“No, let me go! I don’t even know who you are!” Steve laughed and cupped your face into his large hands. You yelled, as you struggled to get way from his embrace.

“You know me, sweetheart. You come to my bars every so often.” Steve said, making you frown again.

But still, you don’t know who this man is.

“I’m extremely powerful, my sweet,” Steve mentioned. You looked straight into his eyes, and that’s when it hit you.

Steve Rogers, leader of the Blue Star Crime Family.

“No, no-No!” You said, breaking down into tears.

Steve is a ruthless, mean guy. Everyone fears him if you piss him off.

You tried once more to escape from his grasp, but it was no use. Steve pushed you towards the doorway, and you heard the click of the lock. You looked towards Steve as his face was inches from yours. His lips were close to yours.

“Welcome home, Peaches.”

@jtargaryen18 @patzammit​ @what-is-your-plan-today​ @icanfeelastormbrewing @princessofdarkwinter​  @navybrat817 @onetwo3000​ @whiskey-cokenfanfic​ @sweater-daddiesdumbdork​

[necros-writing-stuff]

S- Stinky bastard men being forced to accept feelings for sweet, sunshiny PC? With Whitney, Bailey (young au or current, up to you) and Remy (maybe with Bailey's kid)?

I love this dynamic. Tame the bastard man!

Under the cut for length!

Bailey (current PC)

Honestly it's pissing him off how you stay so hopeful and bright despite everything. Is always waiting for the moment you break down and become as jaded as he is.

But you never do. Just keep smiling and laughing.

Until one day he finds you crying to yourself in the garden at night. He thought it would make him happy to see you upset, but instead it's unsettling.

He needs to know what broke you. So he sits, takes out a cigarette, and asks.

You go on this long rant about how you feel a constant pressure to be a source of stability for everyone, and how you're tired and will be fine after you've cried a bit. It's like pressing the re-set button, you'll be fine in the morning.

Bailey can empathise, there. He's taking care of all of you, so the man understands that pressure.

Leaves you to it, and sure enough your back to sunshine the next day. Why does that make him glad now?

After a few more weeks like that, confused and angry at why your smile brightens his day a little, Bailey comes to the horrific realisation that he likes you more than he should.

Tries to stomp those feelings down. Keep them as buried as possible. But you've also started coming into his office every so often and just sat there chatting with him. You view it as a safe space to relax. You view him as a comforting presence.

"Have you eaten?" you ask, and he can't believe that you're starting to take care of him, too. No, he hasn't eaten. Yes he would like a sandwich. He's not saying thank you.

When you crawl into his lap one night, he can't find the heart to stop you. Or when your soft hands start stroking the stubble along his jawline while he fills out stupid bills.

Stays still when you press a gentle kiss to his cheek and thank him for letting you stay before you go off to bed.

You do the same the time after that. Bailey makes no comment about it. As long as no one sees, its fine.

It's an accident, when he kisses you. He's about to ask you something, turning his head as you go to kiss his cheek, and your lips meet. Neither of you pull away.

This is fine. Its nice. You make him feel less stressed. You can keep coming to his office at night and telling your silly stories. Keep him entertained while he works. Keep kissing him good night.

It's more than fine and he knows it. But he won't say it out loud. You don't need him to, anyways. If Bailey didn't care he would have shoved you away long ago.

Remy

The first time he meets you, Remy is endlessly entertained. Bailey made you? That grumpy, sardonic fucker made you? Oh this is amazing.

Flirts a little with you despite Bailey being right there, gets warned to keep his hands to himself.

He backs off, knowing not to go too far, but still waves goodbye when you leave.

You end up coming to him, rather than Remy waiting for the next meeting. Visit his riding school, all eager to learn and happy to accept his praise.

You fall off a horse and jump straight back on, confidence never wavering.

He gives criticism, and you don't falter and take it personally like others might.

When the younger students get hurt, you're the first to comfort them and encourage them to keep going.

You stay afterwards and help clean up. How responsible and helpful.

Curious to know more, Remt invites you into his home one night for some tea. Finds himself enamoured with you, how you talk and giggle with him. There's no fear there. No restraint in your mannerisms. It's cute, a breath of fresh air compared to everyone else.

Keeps inviting you back. Wants to have all of your attention on him in those few hours.

One night you turn him down, saying there's something important you have to do, and Remy feels rather lonely when he sits drinking tea by himself.

Finds his thoughts turning to what it would be like to have you properly. Maybe the ranch could become a family business. You would be a wonderful parent while he worked.

Has to shake himself to clear his mind of those thoughts. Surely he wasn't actually getting attached? You were just a point of interest. A way to get information on Bailey, even.

Thats bullshit, and the farmer knows it.

Will confess eventually. Will make a meal for the two of you instead of just having a drink, and hold your hand as he tells you he'd like to try something.

Then he'll pull you in for a kiss and be delighted when you kiss back.

"My dear, your smile shines brighter than these candles ever could," he'll say as he cups your cheek. Smiles along with you when you giggle at his compliment.

He'll have to keep you safe, from now on. Keep that sweetness from fading.

Whitney

You're so fucking annoying. When Whitney pushes you into a locker, or burns you with a cigarette, you just keep smiling at him and acting like he told you you look nice.

Cry! Beg! Something other than pure fluff would be nice.

And you're starting to bother him at the fountain. Buying him a scarf to make sure he's not cold, asking him if he's okay because he looks sad.

Leave him alone, he doesn't need to be coddled.

But you never give up. Keep coming back even when he throws you into the fountain. Keep asking if he needs cheering up.

One day you don't show up. He's even sticks around an extra half an hour, and there's no sign of you. At school the next day he hunts you down, drags you into an empty classroom and demands to know where you were.

"I'm sorry, I had to work a little extra. I thought you found me annoying, anyways?" your head cocks to the side as you say that, and he feels like pulling your hair out of pettiness.

You're right though. He should find you annoying. But he doesn't anymore. He likes when you fuss over him. Like feeling like he matters.

He'll storm off after telling you it doesn't matter, he doesn't care, he hates you.

But he still feels his heart beat a little harder the next time it rains. Practically runs to the park. Pretends to not notice you approach.

Says nothing when you slide under the umbrella and wrap an arm around his.

"Can I kiss you?"

His head snaps to look at you, all blushing and nervous. And he practically crushes you when he pulls you in for a full on make-out session.

"You're mine now, got it?" he'll say when he pulls back, and you look so cute smiling up at him like that, lips a little swollen.

Yeah this is okay. He'll still have to bully you to make sure everyone knows he's not going soft though. Can't have that.

[tomdiddlyumptious]

Heyyy ok but what about dad!tom finding porn on his 15yo boy’s phone and having "the talk" with him 😭😭 I live for this😌

Trying writing again, seriously guys idk whats going on with me. And im terrible at doing “the talks” so take it as it is-

warnings: ya know..porn and praying children<3...and a hint of bisexual!tom👀

Its normal, Porn. The dirty sight for anyone to see. Tom did it once, only once though. He found it pretty creepy and stalkerish that hes watching people have sex. When he was 15 and thought about sex it caused insecurity because he noticed that you HAVE to get naked. It just shivered his veins. well of course until he met you. 

So when Tom and Wesley were cooking for your birthday, Tom forgot an Ingredient. “Hey- wes, can i borrow your phone?” tom struggled, his hands covered in flour as he looked at his sons phone. Wesley's eyes widened as his hands were also covered in flour, he turned, wiping his hands on the black apron before chuckling “y-yeah dad”. Tom laughed and also wiped his hands with a towel before grabbing his phone. Wes’s knees almost gave out as they shook and his body felt like it was going down a roller coaster, he jumped when his dad asked for his code. “Its my birthday” “oh- of course, it is” tom mumbled, leaning on the kitchen island as Wes got back to work, trying not to look weird as normally he would stand over his dads shoulder watching his fingers tap away in his phone, not that he did it before. 

Toms eyebrows furrowed as he bit his bottom lip, wondering if he should search through his phone while he already has it, only to shrug his head no saying thats not a good thing for a father to do. He clicked on the safari tab, Wes’s phone acting slow so he reached and grabbed his glass cup thats filled with water, only to choke and have his eyes widened. “Oh shit” wes mumbled to himself. Tom didnt even look further, he slammed the phone down but both of their ears turned red when a loud pornographic moan left the womans mouth “yeah fuck my cock”. “OH MY GOD” tom yelled in his british accent, grabbing the phone and screaming when he was met with liquids shooting at the camera, he shut off the phone and placed it back on the table, Wesley's hand slapped over his mouth as he cringed intensely by the word “cock” but then soon becoming more embarrassed that his dad knows he watches….well, that. “Im gonna use the bathroom” wesley said, not looking at his dad as his cheeks shot red. “Erm….im gonna set a 15 minute timer” “DAD” wes said storming off to the bathroom. “Im gonna die” wesley muttered to himself, cursing at the lord for letting this happen as he also begged for forgiveness and asking for this not to be a big problem, just on his knees infront of the toilet, apron still dirty as he shut his eyes tight. 

“God i swear if my dad leaves me alone i’ll pray EVERY night, i’ll sing- look i’ll sing this church song”

By the way, he only heard it from some where.

“Take me to the kinggg, i dont have much to bring” he didnt know anything past that so it didnt do anything in his favour, it only made tom furrow his eyebrows from the other side of the door before knocking making wes silently flinch at the holy ghost “just please- dont do this” he whispered. “I-i can hear you son” tom awkwardly smiled, “mind coming out now?” “ive only been in here for like 5 minutes” “can we just talk about it?” “i dont know if id be comfortable with that-” “or else it will be with me and your mom” “oh my god” wes stood up and did a “woo-sah” looking at himself in the mirror before turning around and hesitantly opening the door. Tom smiled and did an awkward wave “to the couch please”

“Dad i really dont wanna talk about this” wes said on the couch, touching knees with his father that was sitting right next to him. “No we have to- so be quiet and let me speak.” tom sent a look at wes making him grumble and hunch in his seat, but all ears. “Please dont watch porn, its terrible. Its addictive and its not how things work, trust me. When we made you it was pretty ugly in there-”

“DAD PLEASE” he groaned in his arms. “What! Im just letting you know! Im letting you know that when you- or you probably have but-” tom shrugged looking at him son. “Just make sure you use protection, uhm if you want me to buy you some i can- dont give me that look” “your literally talking to me about what goes around penises, what am i supposed to do, say i love you?” he groaned again. “Well its your fault! But anyway you need to make sure you get consent from her, make sure she- or HE is into it-” “oh my god” “what? I dont know your options?” “what are yours?” wes asked.

Tom smiled at his son, making wes’s mouth drop (i dont think its a secret that toms at least a LITTLE fruity) “anyways. Girls have three holes, ones for the pee and the others for the- pp. And the other one is for the other one. I dont think your ready for anal yet” tom gripped his sons knee. “Youve done-” “you ARENT ready for that talk” tom but him off. “But you need to make sure that the woman is lubricated enough because if she isnt it will be TOO tight and un-pleasurable for the both of you. If shes” he raised his fingers doing the quote on quote “loose, that means shes lubricated, dont listen to these assholes shaming girls for something they cannot control” he rolled his eyes, wes thinking about anything to drift off into space but very stuck. “Dont be nervous asking for help trying to find the hole, although it should be located right on top of her- ya know” tom too immature to say the word, something he cant say although he said only a few words ago. “But yes, make sure you wrap it! Im serious, i dont need more children” tom ordered. “Im the single child” “your also annoying” wes sarcastically smiled at his dad by his words. “Her clitoris is that- bean, yeah lets call it a bean” “you call a clitoris a bean?” “oh no, i give it a name more...boujee, but thats between me and your mom” “PLEASE STOP REMINDING ME THAT YOU AND MOM HAVE SEX” wes shouted while stuffing his head into a pillow. “What its normal! You were watching it!” wes grunted “my life is over” “oh it hasnt even began” “DAD” “im just sayin!-”

The boys heard the keys jiggle from the door before hearing a loud “hii!” “we are in the living room babe!” tom said, wes panicking more as he heard th door shut and lock before seeing his mom coming over. “What are you guys talking about?” tom looked at wes and wes silently pleaded for him not to say anything, but being the div he is “sex talk!” he threw his hands up. “Ohh! How fun, have you told him about the movements yet?” “PLEASE NO-”

[oriigirii]

💞 MC is a Genshin Simp 💞

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{ AN: Omg! This is my first ask so thank you anon (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)/!! This is such a vibe too haha, I hope you like it! } Warnings: None [Maybe Refs and Chars you wont get if you dont play Genshin Impact] * Probably a bit OOC too *

Reader: Gender-Neutral [Default]

( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)

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< Genshin Impact was a game that took the human realm by storm, with its open-world gameplay, its competitive PvE and aesthatic settings, it was truly something that captured you the moment the beta was announced. Although, as with any Gacha games, you weren’t only attracted to the world and its setting.

No no.

The characters were truly the main eye candy of the game. You’d been worried that when you had been sucked into Devildom, you wouldn’t be able to access the game due to, yknow, realm differences, but luckily that wasn’t the case thanks to Levi, and hence why the moment it dropped, you had been spending your life savings simping for characters on every banner.

Yknow theres handsome bois in devildom too... Theyre just kinda waiting for you to put your game down for a moment and kinda notice em ～((Φ◇Φ)‡ >

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ฅ⁽͑ ˚̀ ˙̭ ˚́ ⁾̉ฅ Lucifer

He usually doesn’t mind you playing games

Although, He would’ve preferred if you didn’t cause you kinda need to focus on your studies yknow?

But hey he’s not stopping you

Usually you would stay with him as he works, but he can’t seem to focus with you constantly begging beside him

Small little ‘please’ would be heard every now and then, and a sudden look of disappointment would show on your face.

He tried to ignore it, even giving little cues for you to quiet down, like clearing his throat

You didnt seem to pick up the hint though

He was just about to ask you what you were doing in the first place that has you praying beside him (which is hella rude) but your scream of happiness has him a little more irked and kinda taken back

“LUCIFER! I GOT HIM! LOOK LOOK I GOT HIM!”

You show him the screen showing your pull results

The character held a giant claymore with bright red hair

Before he can get another word in, you snatch your phone back and just sigh as if youd just had a heavenly (ironic) experience and mumble

“I seriously love him, Im so happy...”

Bro same though, Diluc pls come home

You were truly one of a kind, because youve just managed to break the Avatar of Pride’s... well.... Pride.

Did he just get cucked by a man in a video game?

Truly outrageous.

He seems to scoff and holds back a bit of an eye roll as he tries to focus back on his work

But boy oh boy, his salt is high

“If you are going to be causing a ruckus MC, May i suggest you doing it with Levi instead, I have no time for such games. I dont see why youre so caught up in such a character anyways, he looks quite basic.”

His words were sharp, and that was enough to shake you out of your fangirl/boy mode.

You were literally ready to fight the first born, a literal fucking fallen angel, for dissing Diluc like that

like

how dare

But then you notice how he seems to avoid your gaze and a small little red tint was on the tip of his ears.

Lucifer wouldve wanted to see you that happy with him, but no, a game character steals that spotlight.

Angey.

Instead of being intimidated by the sudden coldness, you giggle and finally close your phone and set it aside

You can continue celebrating and bragging about it later, for now, you wrap your arms around his arm and give him a small smooch on the cheek, which definitely makes him blush a tad bit

“Awww Luci dont be like that, Yknow I love you more”

Potential apocalypse has been diverted

But Lucifer does smile the smallest of smiles as he sighs, finding it silly to really get jealous over such a small thing and says

“I love you too, my dear... but you do have to make up for distracting me from my work...”

Well you kinda deserve it, so it wasnt long before both his work and your phone had been ditched

( After a while you do kinda see him quite similar to Diluc and it just makes you smile everytime you think about it, seems you have a thing for the strict cold men huh?)

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Σ(‘◉⌓◉’) Mammon

Why you simping for a fictional character when you already have him?!

He’s your first man!

Your homie!

“Yeah well hes my first 5* so can you blame me?”

S A D N E S S

But for real, this man is just so clingy

He has heard from Levi that you were playing a new game from the human world, and of course, he had wanted to see what it was about by watching you play.

But since it was quite grind-heavy gacha game, he grew a bit bored and asked you to come with him to hang out somewhere else, or even go to the casino and gamble his money away cause he just got goldie back

But no matter what he suggests, you were just so focused on your grinding.

He’d prefer a different kinda grinding right about now with how lonely he is, ya feel me?

But no, you still werent interested.

“Oi! Cmon MC, whats even so important about this?”

“I already told you Mammon, Im grinding for primogems from the event! Theyre gonna be gone soon and I just HAVE to get them! Ugh I swear to Diavolo, if I dont, Imma cry! I didnt get him on their first banner too... ugh!”

Wait no--

Cmon he doesnt want you to cry!

Mammon kinda stays silent for a bit as he watches you struggle to fight the monsters with your low level team, frustration growing on your face.

But as you finish, Mammon seems to snatch your phone

“Hey! whats the big deal Mammon?!”

“Shut up and show me where the store is geez”

Mammon’s demands kinda surprises you and you raise an eyebrow at him, but you do show where it was, and sit back for a while as Mammon just fiddles around with it. You werent sure what he was doing honestly, was he interested? Did you say anything that made him act this way? All you talked about the game was the gacha system so--

oh…

OH

“Mammon! Wait you dont have to---”

“There! I got you as much primo things, or whatever theyre called”

He already has tossed you your phone back and he crossed his arms, looking away as the red blush covers most of his cheeks.

You look at your phone and you honestly felt your heart speed up and stop at the same time at the amount of primos on your account, it was enough for a full 180 pull! If you dont get the limited character on the first 50-50, you have another shot!

You felt your own heart speed up and your face burn so hard, but you do mumble him a quick “But... But why though?”

“Cuz! If you start cryin’ Lucifer’s gonna beat my ass! Dont think I did it for you, you human! I just dont want him taking away Goldie again!”

“But I thought this was your gambling money, isnt it?”

“w-well!... I mean... Hmph.. Gachas kinda like gambling right?, I know Lucifers gonna hang me if he catches me in the casino again anyways, so I thought I might as well just do this... with you...or whatever...” Hes dying, help

But so are you!

Hes too fucking cute and you just glomp him and just hug him as tight as you can!!

Flusterred boi 100

But you do spend you afternoon on his lap, both of you rolling the full 180 in excitement, whether you get that boi/gal you simped for on the banner or not, you still were happy to spend some time with Mammon

He doesnt mind losing a bit of cash for you

but you do promise to pay him back (maybe with a few kissy)

But to be honest, Gacha probably will help him with his gambling addiction...

kinda...

He doesnt go to casinos anymore but he does whale with you now

Lucifer has such a mix feeling with these results.

But he still confiscates Goldie and your card on the end, yall need to chill.

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ヽ(。_°)ノ Leviathan

He probably wasn’t even interested on the game at first

He already has enough games to play, and it just looks like another rip off of some other game he saw not too long ago with that elf looking guy

But when you came to him asking for his help to get the game, you bet your ass that he felt a switch click

Suddenly it was incredibly interesting!

You do share your interests to him almost immediately

By interests, of course i mean the peeps you simp for

The sexy ara ara in the library of mondstat, the pirate looking ass of the guards, the pirate looking ass’s brother thats a wine owner and still highkey reminds you of Lucifer, the demon slayer--- You were actually unsure if you should talk about Xiao but hey hes cool

You explain it all!

From their lore to their voice lines and whatever

But honestly what do you expect from the Avatar of Envy?

Of course hes gonna be a bit jealous! He cant compare to any of these characters! Hes not as witty as that eye patch man, hes not as sophisticated as that red head, hes not as flirty as that ara ara either!

As you go on, you notice that Levi was kinda... half listening....

It made you pout, but then, it made you worried

Uh-oh you know that look

its that, ‘im overthinking’ look

So to snap him out of it, you kinda grab his face as gently as you can

“Need Grimm for your thoughts?”

He flushes and he immediately looks away, but you usher him to look at you as you coo and ask him whats wrong

It takes a bit till he kinda explains to you how hes feeling

In your relationship, you both were practicing being more open with each other, hence why you were proud of Levi for saying it

but you did feel kinda sad and frowned as he finishes explaining

“You... feel jealous?”

“Ugh d-dont say it out loud normie....”

He covers his face with his arm and you just cant help but shake your head with a fond smile, but you do need to address this and comfort him.

“Levi... when you fanboy about Ruri chan, did you ever think she was better than me?”

Your question made him frown and look at you in absolute worry

Did you actually think that you were below Ruri chan?

Of course hes an absolute simp for Ruri but.. cmon

Now that he thinks about it, he does talk about her a lot doesnt he? oh no...

“MC O-Of course not! I love Ruri chan yes, but you... I... I Love... you more...” Levi exe do be dying

But you smile at his response and gently kisses his cheek

“I think thats sweet Levi... But thats how I am too... Youre still better than any of these characters, youre real and they arent, youre mine and I am yours~ Youre my personal 5 star!” You wink at him and Levi just dips

his heart couldnt handle the cuteness and he died, ladies and gentlemen

but for real he did pass out

Must be from all the blood on his head from the blush

But ah, he does get it, and after being showered with love from you, He kinda slowly got over his jealousy

its not immediate but with simple reassurances, you can manage to reel him in and have fun with you

He does end up enjoying the game cause he gets to spend time with you, and he gets to show off when events happen 

He also goes out of his way to memorize locations for materials for you, and when youre sick or busy, he pilots your account

true gamer

But ironically enough hed probably start simping for a character too and of course, you both start bonding over that, which just makes Levi absolutely happy

I wonder if hed simp for Barbara, she is an idol afterall like Ruri chan

Probably lowkey for now

Afterall she looks like a minor so-----

( I dunno i searched shes 16-18 lol )

But regardless, I can imagine you both just cosplaying each others fav characters too

Its a wack looking ship cosplay but yall just simp for each other cause of it, its pretty fun but the rest of the brothers just finds it hella weird

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I only have energy for these 3 as always, Im sorry! But i promise Ill do the rest!! I hope you guys do enjoy, and Id love some feedback on the characters personalities cause I know they can be a bit Ooc, But feel free to send me an ask! Im pretty open lol 〜(￣△￣〜)

[spockwitharock]

so i saw some posts about that star trek novel that was so gay that they had to rewrite it before publishing the second edition. It’s called Star Trek: Killing Time, and you can find a pdf of the first edition online.

Anyway, this book has something of a reputation so i decided i should read it to see if the rumors are true.

Yes. They are.

That post where Kirk wakes up and calls for Spock, and someone nearby says “Juliet?” thats this book.

”men like Spock weren’t standard issue”? also this book.

Heres some of the highlights:

Lets start with the sECOND PAGE OF THE PDF

Two pages in and there‘s already Kirk and Spock lowkey checking each other out and setting up a breakfast date. If you think it gets any straighter from there, honey you’ve got a big storm comin’.

So here we have Kirk and Spock eating breakfast together and discussing their shared dream, and a yeoman overhears and SMILES KNOWINGLY BEFORE LEAVING THE ROOM????

oh yeah also this happens. no big deal just “men like Spock weren’t standard-issue” and also the hands. now i want to draw this scene. oh man.

spoilers after this point for a few of the more emotional scenes

So this dream world turns out to be an alternate reality created by Romulan experimentation with time travel, and in this alternate reality Spock is captain of the Shi’Kahr and Kirk is a young ensign with a troubled past just assigned there. Most of the plot is about how Kirk and Spock are drawn to each other and it‘s not like they’re soulmates but basically they’re soulmates and everyone knows it. Just for context, the majority of the book is set in this alternate reality.

with all that out of the way, back to the unhinged rant.

so like they’re soulmates basically. alright okay cool.

anyway at some point Spock mindmelds with Kirk in his sleep to try to learn more about the alternate universe that‘s coming through to their minds. this is very personal and it’s seen as a violation of Kirk’s privacy. After Kirk wakes up and they have this conversation, Spock forces ANOTHER meld

so you’re probably wondering what the explanation is for this out of character behavior. It’s a big transgression and Spock shows none of his typical restraint.

fucking. pon farr.

not joking i swear to god i am dead serious.

This gets... resolved... by a Romulan woman, Thea, who Spock ditches immediately because James Kirk exists.

Anyway that’s my highlights. I have more but ten-image limit and also its 1 AM. But in conclusion Killing Time lives up to its reputation and then some.

I would say it’s definitely worth a read.

[honkhonkrichard]

Theory: Stanley Uris was Murdered.

Tagging @vvanini I hope you can follow this okay it’s very word vomity lol

Okay So TW because this post will touch on Stan's death ad the methods behind it

I propose that Stan Uris was murdered. by IT. In his home on that fateful night. I think that Stan posed the biggest threat to IT and therefore IT felt the need to take him out before the battle even started.

Allow me to explain.

Okay, so, I need to lay out some basic "rules" or "facts" before I make my case. They are as follows.

- IT planted it's roots in Derry, and finds it difficult to leave, but still can at it’s own wil.  If you read the book (I honestly don't blame you if you haven't) You'd know that once the Losers kill IT for the final time, Derry (the Physical town) is obliterated. Buildings explode, sinkholes appear, things are flooded. The town is in ruins by the time that the Losers leave the sewers. The movies don't adapt this so If this is news to you thats fine. the bottom line is that destroying IT destroys Derry, like ripping a tree out of the ground with all it's roots. Because of this, we can make the claim that while it can Leave Derry (as it does every 27 years) it probably takes tremandous amount of power to do so, which is why IT only goes when the cycle is over. Why does this matter? Well, what if IT left Derry to get to Stan? The murders had stopped for about a week when they're all in the Jade of the Orient. Plenty of time for IT to cross from Maine to Georgia. Side Note: We KNOW IT leaevs Maine to elsewhere in the world because of King's extended universe all interconnecting. it's not far off at all to make the claim that IT is the same evil that haunts, say The Shining's Overlook Hotel, which is in Colarado.

- IT is omnipresent This is also a given, IT lives everywhere, and can fuck with time and space in godlike (or maybe eldritch like) ways. in IT: Chapter Two, when Mike claims "IT Doesn't know I know what I know" he's unfortunately wrong, because we know that IT can be in A) Multiple places at once, B) can manipulate anything on the drop of a hat (See: Stan being teleported away from everyone else in Chapter One, Everything about Neibolt, etc) and C) Knows everyone's deep fears. This is further proven by IT Saying things like "Beep Beep Richie" (although this is Horribly Horribly executed in the films, ugh.) and so on and so forth. On top of all of this, We can make the claim that IT can exist outside of Time as well, given that IT is immortal. SO, what's stopping IT from Knowing Mike was going to call them all back (Espically considering that IT TOLD Mike to do this?). Even if we keep IT's omnipresence to the location that IT inhabits (in this case Derry) IT would still have knowledge of where the losers are through Mike. And if you take the Lucky Seven/Chosen Seven route (oh my god I got theories on that too) you could argue IT knows where they are inherently due to their cosmic status.

- Stan is the "most Powerful" loser So, obviously all the Loser's are powerful, espically considering they're the ones who Defeat IT (Again going on to the Lucky/Chosen Seven theory). This next claim is going to be less focused on what the 2019/2017 Movies do because they are Bad Movies and that's a whole other rant. However, in the book, Stan is (to my knowledge feel free to correct me on any of this) the only loser to Actively ward off and 'defeat' IT on his own without running away. He uses his belief in this what is Real (birds) to ward off what is "not real" (IT). The other losers do manage to take down IT in their own Right, but Stan is ultimately the one to Really get IT. This is because Stan's character revolves around Belief and Willpower. These are, in some form or another, the ways to Defeat IT. the ritual of Chud is a battle of Wills. in the book, Bill takes IT down and Eddie does the final blow. In the Remake (ugh) the losers can defeat it Technically using the belief that IT isn't as powerful as it claims because IT's "just a clown" (Ihatethatfuckingendingsomuchugh). Stan being much more skeptical than the rest of the group in his ability to understand Reality vs IT's illusions is a powermove, and IT knows that ability doesn't go away as Stan grows up, but rather he gets more powerful. Stan is the Only loser out of the 6 who left that has any sort of knowledge about IT, where the other losers have nothing. Bev has nightmares, yes, but she still forgets them. We're told in his chapter (Chapter 3, Six Phone Calls (1985), Part One: Stanley Uris Takes a Bath) that he has some hazy knowledge of his place in the Lucky Seven, and even goes so far as to MENTION it sometimes, even if he doesn't quite remember or understand any of it, his knowledge of IT and Derry is worlds more prominent than that of the rest of the losers.

(page 52 of IT:  "Stanley, nothing's wrong with your life!"  "I don't mean from inside." he said. "From inside is fine. I'm talking about outside. Something that should be over and isn't. I wake up frmo these dreams and think, 'My whole pleasent life has been nothing but the eye of some storm I don't understand.' I'm afraid. But then it just... fades. The way dreams do." OR  page 45: He had been smiling a little. Now the smile faltered, and for a moment he seemed puzzled. His eyes had darkened, as if he looked inward, consulting some interior device which ticked and whirred correctly but which, ultimately he understood no more than the average man understands the workings of the watch on his wrist. "The turtle couldn't help us," he said suddenly. he said that quite clearly.)

So, Stan has some cosmic knowledge of IT and Maturin and his role in the battle against It. What does any of this have to do with his death? Well, let me point out some other things about Stan's death that always stuck out to me. - His death chapter is narrated by his wife, Patty, rather than himself. The other chapters - almost all the other chapters - are narrated by their respective Loser (the caviot for this is Ben, but Ben is also wasted out of his damn mind so its understandable.) - Stan's personality is few and far between in the book, but we know he has a weird little sense of humour and that he's incredibly logical. I think that this logical part of him would be able to understand that Suicide is Never Ever the answer, and that it would cause FAR more problems than it would solve. (the 2019 movie tries to reexplain his death and it's crap and i hate the letters i hate the letters so much im gonna explode) The other losers try to rationalize his death by saying "He would rather Die Clean than Live Dirty (Page 506, Chapter 10, The Reunion, part 3, 'Ben Hanscom Gets Skinny') but he had already BEEN Dirty when he defeated IT the first time, and I think he would've recognized that. - upon finding him, Patty (in her narration) notes that Stan's head is bent back over the edge of the bathtub, so from his sight she would have been upside down. If Stan DID kill himself, why would he be positioned like that? It's unnatural, like someone Posed him. - the cuts on his arms are two length wise cuts. I'm no expert but.. that's suspicious. That's weird. - IT is written in blood on the wall. Why? Why would Stan right THAT of all things? You know who DOES like to paint with blood? IT.

Alright, returning to my thesis statement, Stanley Uris was murdered. Do I think Stan genuinely was going to take a bath at 7pm (which we're told is weird for him)? Yes. I think that's absolutely a thing he could have done or planned to do. Do I think he slit his wrists and commited suicide so he wouldn't go back to Derry? No. Not even remotely.

Let me paint a New Picture.

It's May 28th, 2016, or 1985. Stanley Uris gets a call from Mike Hanlon. Stan is incredibly hesitant to go to, and says he needs time to think about it. Or tht he'll try. He can feel the starts of a Panic attack, and as he's remembering the circles of Hell he went through as a child, he tries to hold himself together. He doesn't want his darling wife to see his break, so he says "I think I'll take a bath" and nothing else before going upstairs. he hides in the bathroom. He closes and locks the door, because, well, he's panicking. Locking doors is one of The Small things he does. Is it usually the bathroom door? no, but still (OCD is a bitch, and even with medication, but this is a special case). He looks in the mirror and tries to breathe. This is fine. He can do this. They killed IT once before and they can do it again. He thinks about his younger self, the promises made, and how he could explain all of this Patty in time to catch a flight to Maine. It's terrifying, but if his friends are going to bite the dust, he wants to be there with them, wedding vows be Damned. Then he looks at his reflection again. A younger, rotted version of himself stares back at him. IT crawls through the mirror. Stan freaks out, obviously. This isn't real. This Can't be real. But IT utilizes this notion against him. It digs it's claws into his arms, and forces him to bleed out in the bathtub. IT then sets the scene nicely. Razorblades on the counter, a bloody signature on the wall, a horrible posture of Stan's neck. So on and So forth. and then IT returns to Derry. IT's a little weak, yeah, but Stan is dead. That's what matters. the Lucky Seven has now Officially broken, and the balance shifts in favour of the clown.

So that's the theory. feel free to correct me on anything or engage I have plenty of theories on this story and I like discussing this stuff :).

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Alrighty, back again for part 2 of the haikyuu dads brainrot featuring Osamu! 😊

Contains unreasonable use of emojis and swear words, osamu appreciation and atsumu slander

So in this version, YOU are the step-parent. But how did this happen?🤔 Well it all starts when a man loves a wo- I'm just joking. Long story short, Osamu has a daughter and the mother is not in the picture, which means that its time to go bag yourself a dilf 😏.

Picture this. You have recently arrived in Japan from overseas and you don't really know many people here so you're a bit lonely. But never fear yn! Food cures everything! 🤗 One Google search later and you've got yourself the address of a nearby Onigiri shop (gee, I wonder where this could be going 🙄). Go forth to stave of the oncoming depression with yummy snacks! So it's raining, because of course it is, and you are walking your way down the street when you nearly run right into a small child.

There is a little girl sitting on the side of the road, holding a jar up to the sky and watching it fill with water. Hello small child "Are you okay😮? What are you doing🤨? Where are your parents😨?" Good questions, no normal child is sitting on their own in the middle of a storm collecting rain, especially on the side of the road. Thankfully this small child does not appear to be a demon in disguise. "Oh I'm collecting rainwater for my potion!"😊 shes a witch yn, start running also this is absolutely not based off something that i did as a child shut up

Well thats one question answered i suppose. "Where's your mom?" (its you yn, you're her mom now) "Oh I don't have one of those" You: 😬 "Whose taking care of you then?" She smiles at you. "Oh yeah, my uncle Atsumu! (😐) Dad asked him to take care of the shop and keep an eye on me while he ran some errands" (atsumu what the fuck, do your job right for once🙄). She gestures towards a storefront nearby and low and behold, it is the famous Onigiri Miya which you had set out to find. But by now, you have forgotton about your onigiri. You, in the few minutes you have known this girl, have bonded with this girl and you are about to go and find this 'Atsumu' person and give him a piece of your mind for not taking care of his niece.🤬🤬🤬

Holding her jar of rainwater in one hand and her left hand in the other you walk into that store ready to pull up and beat a person up. Unfortunately you're too late for that. A tall blonde haired guy is curled up against the wall crying as an almost identical, yet somehow infinitely more attractive man is hitting him with a broom.

(this is what it looks like in my mind)

"SAMU I SWEAR I ONLY TOOK MY EYES OFF HER FOR A SECOND" "YEAH?! WELL-" "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TWO IS ATSUMU?"😡 The beating ceases as you square up preparing to fight whoever you need to to protect your (yes thats right your, you've already planned on signing the adoption paperwork😏) child. She peaks out from behind you legs and points at the blonde bitch. "Alrightly, ATSUMU, listen to me now. WHAT KIND OF IRRESPONSIBLE IDIOT DO YOU NEED TO BE TO LET YOUR NIECE OUT OF YOUR SIGHT? SHE WAS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WHEN I FOUND HER, WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED! I'M GONNA-" (channel that inner mother bear instinct and fight him🤬) You finally finish your tirade and begin turn to go, still holding onto osamu's your child's hand (fairly sure that could be kidnapping).

"Do you need a husband?" (yes😳) Cue your head whipping around to look at the other guy who just blurted that out. He really took one look at you screaming at his brother and protecting his daughter and said yes 😊, I want that. Now we all know that timeskip Osamu is a fine man who deserves to be appreciated, so you are genuinely considering this offer as you let go of Osamu's daughter who runs over to hug her father. Atsumu and you awkwardly stare at each other while they reunite and snuggle. After the hugs are over (i wanted one too but fine 🙄) Osamu offers you some onigiri on the house, so casually you'd almost forget he just proposed marriage. You accept of course and after a few more dirty glares at Atsumu and a promise to return soon, you go on your way, heart a bit brighter then it had been before. (damn really? sappy shit?)

This was way too long im sorry not really

I can't even with these 😭 please the little girl collecting rainwater is so wholesome 🥺 and beating Atsumu 🥰🥰🥰 it gives me butterflies! You seriously nailed Osamu! He'd be such an amazing dad and husband. Atsumu gives such uncle energy I can't 🥲 and that fact that Osamu beat him with a broom 😫😫😫😫

Pls the sweating and use of emoji's ✋️ I deeply appreciate all of this!!

Would you happen to have anymore 👀���� because I'm kind of addicted to these right now!

[taegyuun]

random headcannons with riki <3

genre: whatever comes to my mind about the one and only nishimura riki :D

warnings: swearing

note: i wrote this during my french and religious studies class so if parts of it doesn’t make sense it’s bc i had to listen to french and something about christianity and jesus LMAOO - i am also aware that this may seem similar to @emgene post that was not my intention i think we just had similar ideas

hes on his phone 24/7 like a true gen z but he NEVER replies to texts

probably leaves you on seen most of the time

i think the only time he replies to your texts is simply bc he wants smth or hes stuck somewhere

“riki i’m off shopping and then going to a café want to come?” - you 3 weeks ago

“alright” - riki today.

it’s a pain but well what can you do

sometimes you will literally call him bc he still hasn’t answered your text and he’s like “what” AND YOURE JUST STOOD AT HIS DOOR LIKE “NISHIMURA. ANSWER MY DAMN TEXTS” so he ends the call and replies with “ok”

as annoying as it is with him not replying

i feel like hes really really good on the phone?

like he always keeps the conversation going and he’s super sweet to talk to

me thinks niki hates texting but loves being on the phone with you

when you two go shopping together it’s so cute plssss

omg i have this specific imagine in mind where you’re like pushing the shopping cart and hes got his hands in his coat pockets while standing near you

and you’re like looking at the products and he just follows your lead bc babi confused

STOP THATSKAIFOAOROW IM GONNA EXPLODE

whenever you’re doing smth he will sneak up behind you and scare you

it’s his entertainment

randomly appears in your house out of nowhere

you go for days not seeing him and then he just waltzes into your room like it’s nothing

casually says “hey” before laying down on your bed and going back to his phone

at first you were like “what the fuck is going on and how did you get in” and he’d just be like “door”

after a while you got used to it and never get surprised when you hear your door opening

when you’re alone hes pretty clingy

idk he just loves you a lot ok

and he doesn’t get to see you that often bc of his super super busy schedule so whenever you’re alone he just melts and clings to you

that’s probably why he storms into your room and house at random times

your parents are completely fine with it tbh

he has them wrapped around his finger LOOOOOL

but when you’re with other people... he acts like he hates you

nah i’m kidding

hes exactly the same just not as cuddly bc he doesn’t feel like getting teased bc teasing the members is his job not the other way round >:(

if you’re laying down on your bed he probably crawls onto the bed before just falling down on top of you

why? you may be asking?

well

idk tbh

he probably just does it bc he likes annoying you but he’s also close to you at the same time

hes a clingy sleeper everyone knows that

when he sleeps with you hes just gonna CLING to you for dear life

if you do need to get out somehow just tickle him or violently push him off idk you decide which one sounds better

even in his sleep he’ll let go LOL

but it’ll probably wake him up and when he sees that you’re getting out of bed and leaving him he’ll whine and bc he’s still half asleep he’ll probably be whining in japanese stop that’s so CUTE and just try and bring you back down to bed :(((

he’ll probably force you to lay back down and then just wrap his arms super tightly around you and bury his face in your neck and kiss your neck softly like i said in my niki as bf bc he loves you oh so much :(

teaches you japanese if you don’t know the language and you teach him yours !!

definitely teaches you the swear words first or like really rude things and tell you they mean shit like “i like flowers” LMFAOO

jay will be just standing there like 👁👄👁 but doesn’t say anything bc he likes seeing both of you so happy and he doesn’t want to ruin rikis fun :(

tickles you

he’ll come up behind you and back hug you and while he’s got his arms around you he just TICKLES AWWW THATS SO CUTE

loves seeing you smile and laugh

it’s his goal in life to see you smiling

and the fact that hes the reason behind it??? oh my god he can’t help but smile super wide himself

definitely teaches you how to dance

if you didn’t already know how to hes gonna make sure that by the end of the month you know how to move like a dancer

if you ARE a dancer he’ll teach you the hardest dances he can possibly think of LOOOL

omg yall dancing would be so cute stop

will laugh at you if you have 2 left feet ofc theres no denying that

but will also be a great teacher

the members are your guys’ no. 1 supporters

they love your relationship so much

it makes them super happy to see their youngest so so happy bc of a single person

they can see when hes more upset bc you’re not there and it breaks their heart

so they always try their hardest to get you to be there and vice versa

you’re always at dance practices

and yes he does try just that bit harder to make his dances look even better bc he wants you to be impressed by him

and no matter the dance you’re always in awe bc how does someone move like that

he likes being praised by you

it makes him warm inside

so pls praise him a lot

not too much tho bc it’ll get to his head LMFAO

one this that he will love doing that he finds really cute and domestic is doing homework together

he did say he missed going to school and having a normal school life so if you let him do your homework with you he’ll love you forever

he lays his head on your lap and doesn’t even realise he’s doing it

you’re just on your phone and he lays down and gets comfy

he only realises what he did when you start playing with his hair or when you move his head so you can get up or whatever

but once you sit back down you make sure to but his head back into your lap bc BABY

definitely turns red and hides his face in your tummy :(( or if he’s feeling cool then he’ll pretend like he’s not bothered and if you ask him why he’s blushing he’ll be like “blushing??? pffftttt! me?? never!” and jjst goes back to his phone but you know better

anyway i might add more to this when i get more ideas it’s just for the things that i imagine him doing but i don’t have enough ideas to make full scenarios out of them !

[misterscarlet]

Ch 1

It was a dark and stormy night

"What went wrong?"

         "I duno sometimes girls just loose interest"

He hated these kinds of things, people were so complicated. why humans couldn't be ones and zeros would be a mystery to him. He thought he was in, he thought they clicked.

"god dammit"

Mary was always great at these kinds of things, she got people. had this personality that could pull you into a hug. 

          "hay, if she's not looking for a relationship rn, then don't"

"?"

          "Just say hay 'wanna fuck tn?' worst comes to worst, you get a 'no' and thats it. ur overthinking things, if she says 'no' then you can just say cool ill see someone else' she'll be the one overthinking things"

The irony of solving his own overthinking by giving it to someone else was much sweeter then an ethical wall he had placed between his identity and mind games of this sort.

so he sent it. 

It was the sheer audacity of it all that surprised him. Impulses like these never worked out. These same passions and spirit of the moment thinking had their place in more passionate acts. Communication though should be orderly and respectful. Good communication in any relationship, platonic, social, or otherwise was more valuable then anything. Even Tinder, sure it was a dating app and people were expecting trashy conversations on it, but that it shouldn't mean that he should continue with that trend. He would be better than this, he would be the port in a storm of crappy fish picks and sexual harassment. When he looked down at his phone, he recalled what he had done. It was shame, shame that washed over him and his soul. Could it be that he was no better then the frat boys and the uncultured emotionally stunted boys who passed as college guys. As he stared into those three 'words' he knew in his soul that, he was better than this, relationships were built, nurtured, enjoyed. Relations were to be connections that you formed with someone, something that lasted as a foundation to build your life on.

Then a text arrived

           "do you have place n can u wear condom" his world had suddenly gotten much smaller. Then he sent "yes and yes". What was once a solid wall in his mind and that was never an option, suddenly had a door; and he was through it already.

           "can u pick me up"

He looked at the keys on the end table, and his response was sent. He had only gone a hair down this rabbit hole and he was

                                                                                                                already

                                                                                                                 falling.

You see, he had to play it cool. "sure, where"

Oh god it was one too may words. he had shit the bed, up shitt's creek without a paddle, killed the goose.

           "where r u by

            im by Lexington Campus"

maybe the goose could be re-alived after all.

"I'm in Lex appts" 

            "oh wtf we're so close".

he was a new man, this might just work?

              "can you give me like 30 min"

What you would do to get ready to get fucked besides take a shower didn't make very much sense to him. He didn't expect it to but, why would you freshen up to get ready for a hot and objectively gross activity? he said none of this...

"sure"

when she sent over her address, "1 Glen Eagle Dr, Piscataway"

Tinder does magical things.

Honestly, why would she do her hair, a brush and a bit of conditioner would do the trick. He was just going to pull i-

          "do u care if im in my pjs [loudly crying face emoji]"

again, these pointless questions

"I'm just going to take them off,

so no"

            "o-"

yep he was in. sure, he had social anxiety and talking to a woman on the street was harder then a brick. He did have one thing though he had a feeling for when he was in a girl's head.

           "LOL ur cute"

*mental Hi-five*

why not lean into it

"Although if you could do your hair, I would like to mess that up"

              "it's done"

where he smiled to the camera (yes he does this in real life, I am sorry) and with a grin that could only say 'if it works, it works, don't question it'

The walk in the rain wasn't terrible, a drizzle fell gave everything a hazy look. Those nights as summer aren't cold, they simply feel so as you think about the season that just moved on without you.

That night he felt warm, because sex.

simply saying 'here' would be too clinical, too strait forward, to average, sex was something special, so the last thing he wanted to text should reflect that. "your carriage has arrived"