#oh this is GOOD

[bye2k]

[mandiemegatron]

Me, finding a new manga: surely this won't awaken anything in me.

Firefly Wedding, kicking down the door: stupid says what?

Me: what?

[maniwakpa]

[gorey]

jesus h christ.

[apollon-emos]

de selby part 2 my beloved

[waitmyturtles]

Growing up is about breaking promises.

[mushiewrites]

I just reread Llama's fic for George’s birthday and it mentions Dream also got birthday kisses that year. Which brought me back to my Dream has a ticklish face corner. 23 kisses all over, cheeks, neck, ears, tummy, nose ext. Just him giggling hard, trying to turn away from his mic, as Sapnap litters him with stubbly kisses, a few extra for luck (or just because he loves him) and George and Bad doing the teasing over Discord

little!!!!! stubbly!!!!!!! KISSSSSESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes!!!! absolutely yes! sap would litter his cute lil face and tummy and anywhere else he can reach with kisses!!! and since george is in florida now i can actually picture george holding dreams hands down so that sapnap has access to his lil tkly ears and the crook of his neck, before trailing kisses down on his ribs to his lil tummy ): and bad would be on discord, teasing dream about how cute he sounds as george gives him live updates. and all the while sapnap is just tkling the life out of dream with nothing but his mouth and his stubble!!! 🥰

(also!!!!! @fluffallamaful is actively writing this so no one steal the idea 😤)

[uuuhshiny]

Grand Russian food trip across the cities of Golden Ring

[makeshiftstory]

@azirtheshark

“So mermaids and sirens are two different species?” “Just so. My people, what you call mermaids or merfolk, share a common ancestor to you humans, making us distant cousins. What you call sirens, however, are fish that evolved to look and sound like humans to attract their favorite prey.”

[maniwakpa]

She found a lonely sound~

She keeps on waitin' for time out...there

[willgrahamscock]

when you finish a fic that was everything you could of hoped for and you click on their user to see that they’ve written dozens of fics for that pairing

[glitter-stained]

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

[mapachel1f3]

El Cocodrile: Espera uN CHINGADO MOMENTO HIJODELA-

Au fucking revoir Mister Prince

[dragonpyre]

Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted

[hansoeii]

It was affection.

[sherdnerd]

Listening to the Fallout 4 soundtrack and.... LYNDA FUCKING CARTER?!?!?