#oh the silliest boys

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Carer Diluc and Regressor Kaeya

Kaeya stared up at Diluc from his spot on the carpet, a teether hanging from his lips, it was red. Red like Dilucs hair, like the vision hung at his side, like the ink he used to sign papers.

Truth be told, Diluc still froze in the presence of his brother. It was a little terrifying seeing him look up to him so much in this state. He’d ask for his hair to be put up in a ponytail, he’d point at anything red and mumble his name.

As Diluc did his best to figure out what exactly to do - caregiving never came naturally to him - Kaeya picked up a stuffed bird and sat it on Diluc’s lap. “Play?”

Kaeya held up his own plush, a small calico cat with beady eyes. “Sure kiddo, what do you want to play?” Diluc tried his best to keep his voice soft, something he wasn’t used to focusing on. “Are we playing pretend?”

The cat plush was lifted up, Kaeyas fingers shifting to hold the paws straight out as he playfully roared. “She gonna go hunting! Has ta feed birdie.” Kaeya snickered as he watched Dilucs brows furrow before shrugging go to himself.

“Can the birdie help her hunt? He doesn’t wanna be left alone!” Diluc made the wings flap as he led the plush to land on Kaeyas shoulder, tilting the head so the beak pecked at his face. “He’s scared when his friend is gone!”

Kaeya laughed and nodded, bouncing the cat in the air as if it was walking. “Le’ts go huntin’!” The cat dipped and twirled in the air, mocking as if looking for food. Diluc held the bird up, having it ‘fly’ above the cat.

“I think I see food up ahead!” The bird swooped and circled around the cat as if trying to get its attention. “What should we do now miss kitty.” Kaeya lifted one of the cats paws and had it pat the birds head, mimicking what Adelinde and Diluc did to help calm him down.

The cat pranced on ahead before twisting around, “don’ worry, got this! Birdie wait here.” Kaeya led the cat off, dropping it with a yawn before he curled up in his brothers side. “Have fun Di?”

Diluc nodded, lifting Kaeya up enough to sit him in his lap. “Lots of fun bud. We can keep playing later okay? For now it’s your bedtime.” As Diluc spoke he carefully undid Kaeyas braid - it always bothered the boy in his sleep.

“Miss kitty come back, like Di’ did. She nev’r leave birdie.” As the two prepped for naptime Kaeya went through the story of Miss Kitty and Birdie. He carefully recounted all the adventures they went on how the two met, a tale that mimicked one familiar to both boys.

[egophiliac]

innocently logging in to look at the Twst schedule for May like

[alice-ness]

john gallagher goober compilation bcuz making this was basically therapy

[floofyeldog]

Less tobi cheated on Rudy, and more NO ONE can cheat on Rudy—he’s a force to reckoned with when it comes to threats to his partner’s loyalty

Exactly, you don't test Rudy. There'll be consequences

[namtanlovesfilm]

I've just learned drake is gonna be in break up service... I'm FINALLY getting off & drake in the same series after years of waiting <3

[2aceofspades]

*looks at research notes and applies sticky note to forehead* It appears that you are classified as Gremlinus Goonidae, aka a Goon under the genus Gremlin, so you are in fact, still the #1 Goon!! >:3 ~-- --- .-. ... . / .- -. --- -.

Hm...

Touché, morse anon...

[buttercupchub]

I want to post something so baaad but don’t have the mood to draw 😭 i need something to give me the motivation. Anyways- Deadpool and Wolverine was amazing, watch it.

Also had this little headcanon that Bogi and her world’s Deadpool would be sister and brother (i don’t know why i just think it would be cool since Bogi is in the X-men). Imagine Miguel’s face when he found out-

[gotmyass2marz]

so tempted 2 make a vent animatic with the laceys petshop "i was the dog that bit his neck" monologue bc . Typa Shit I Been On tbh

[gloriousmonsters]

when technically you and other fans agree on a character's mental health in general premise but they only ever get written with the more sympathetic traits of whatever diagnosis... not hate and hell but like. mild dislike and faintly irritating purgatory on the planet earth

[tonyzilla]

I'm watching one piece live action and I think I fell in love with buggy

such a silly little guy...............

no one loves him???? I do

[hrtley]

sleepy time GOOD NITE

[vanlegion]

THOUGHT GAINED: PULL THE TRIGGER

I can not stress enough that the very concept of a Disco Elysium Anime done by the studio TRIGGER would be the most DISCO fucking thing on the god damn planet and I'd trust no other studio to make it. Please just THINK about how EPIC this shit would look. I'm going to draw this. Like fake frames from a movie. I'm just trying to figure out WHICH style to follow. There's Little Witch Academia, BNA, Promare, Kill La Kill, PANTY & STOCKING WITH GARTERBELT, Gurran Lagann, Dungeon Meshi and more. Though for that Psychedelic Disco sheik, I'm leaning Promare and BNA aesthetic with Kill La Kill off model humor... I've a concept on this fictitious 2 hour movie. Taking place 6 months after the game, and starts with a few minor cases happening in Jamrock while also exploring some backstory for our two detectives that results in Harry and Kim stumbling onto the concealed origins of The Pale, and the realization behind "AFTER LIFE -- DEATH; AFTER DEATH -- LIFE AGAIN. AFTER THE WORLD -- THE PALE; AFTER THE PALE -- THE WORLD AGAIN" (AKA we're talking Reincarnation, baby! This fucking Disco Dance be going on for Millions of years~) and ultimately also saving Revachol from impending explody doom which in turn saves Elysium, and breaking the cycle all while being as Homo-Erotic AS fucking possible and simultaneously giving every Studio TRIGGER vibe imaginable.

[periru3]

Like. I KNOW it isn’t silly to be nervous about wearing a binder in public for the first time in like 6 years. Especially when the last time was in college. And I had a bajillion queer friends. And this time is to a not specifically gay bar where I vaguely know a couple people. And I’ve historically presented as really femme in this setting. But it still FEELS silly to be nervous about like…. Conspicuous GNC presentation when I came out as genderqueer like 12 years ago.

While trying to explain this to my partner every explanation of what felt silly was just the dumbest thing I’ve ever said. I was like “it’s that I feel so good when I look like this I worry other people will look at me and be like………… ‘they look happy, how embarrassing?’ But like… that’s so dumb.”

I feel like I’m playing dress up and everyone around me is going to simultaneously call me on it.

Which is ridiculous. No one’s even gonna comment on it.

So I’m simultaneously like there’s no actual need to feel anxious but also it’s STILL a super normal and reasonable thing to feel anxious about and guilting myself for feeling anxious or saying I’m too old to feel that anxiety is just��. Not making the situation any better.

[canis-dies]

so silly how the only dissociative disorder to exist to these people is DID.

[love-belle]

looked for stars and i found a supernova !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which it takes a random song drop and a feature from a university student for their relationship to come to light.

or

for when it became true, opposites do attract. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // charles leclerc x fem!sargeant!reader

warnings - language

author's note - i am SO sorry i have no explanation for not posting except for the fact that i am now unemployed (i finished hs and don't start college till like august) and i just do Nothing the entire day. i love u all thank u for sticking around <3

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-> logansargeant it's just that she's mean

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-> username i have the most funniest and silliest theory and im afraid saying it out loud will send logan into early retirement

alex_albon evil laugh

-> yourusername i pay u ENOUGH. any more and i will have to involve my lawyer WHAT DO U WANT

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-> alex_albon oh! absolutely nothing!

-> username i am screaming what the fuck

-> username "little clusterfuck of a twink" OH MY GOD

username crazy how everything she says is so real idk if that's the fan in me or i am just way too fucking down bad for her

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-> yourusername YOU GET IT !!!!! he's my princess <3

logansargeant what are you doing

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logansargeant what happened to "if i ever talk to a man again i want you to be disappointed in me" ?

-> yourusername u were disappointed in me nonetheless fym

-> logansargeant i

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-> yourusername i did study

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-> alex_albon logan just deleted this app i hope you're happy

-> username Y/N PLEASE HESITATE

-> username CRYINF SHE'S SO UNHINGED

username the way i can feel logan's mortification through the screen 😭😭

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username everyday i learn something new about y/n and everyday i praise the lord that i can exist at the same time as her

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charles_leclerc you're in her dms, i wrote a song for her in under a day when we weren't even dating. we are not the same.

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username CRYING WHAT THE FUCK

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username CRYING THE SONG IS TOO GOOD

username HIS VLOCE JIS VOICE HIS VLICE HIS VOICE

username going crazy rn what the fuck

username HELLO?????? WHAT IS THIS

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username too much unpack he has a GIRLFRIEND and it's Y/N

-> username HE PULLS??? HE PULLED HER???

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username shaking from excitement i cannot WAIT for logan to download instagram again and be Surprised

landonorris disgusting

-> charles_leclerc forgive me for not wanting to hide my love ☹️

-> username NAH WHO GOT HIM LIKE THIS

username "thinking bout her eyes every hour she's my wildflower" OH HE'S IN LOVEEEE LOVE

username his voice oh my god

-> username tears dripping down my thighs

-> username OHMYGOD

maxverstappen1 "we are not the same" thank god

-> charles_leclerc bubonic plague 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

-> username nurse he's out 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

-> username nah who got him being funny

-> username DID PEOPLE SERIOUSLY NOT LISTEN TO THE SONG

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-> username "okaaaaaaay" CRYINF I LOVE THEM

username my life has been divided into before this song and after this song and im so grateful for that

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username crying bc wdym charles wrote a song for his gf when they weren't even dating

username in love with y/n's voice at the end WHY IS THAT SO CUTE

-> username screaming i need this song injected in my veins

yourusername craaaaaaaazy how u never told me that ⁉️

-> charles_leclerc details details

yourusername cool song

-> charles_leclerc thank you i wrote it for my girlfriend

yourusername AHSHDHDJJSJSJAJS IN LOVE THIS WAS SO GOOD UR VOICE IS INSANE I LOVE IT SO MUCH

-> charles_leclerc THANK YOU !! ❤️

-> username they make me SICK

-> username calm bf 🤝 hyperactive gf

username the most important question is did logan re download this app

-> yourusername he did but then he saw this post, heard the song and deleted it again

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-> logansargeant disowned

-> yourusername my grad pic on the mantle BEGS to differ !!!!!! u are on the piano u have no room to talk

-> logansargeant i'm pushing you out of this year's christmas card

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yourusername got him to say he would still love me if i was a worm n now we go on walks and i point at every worm and say sorry i can't be her

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username NO WAY THIS JS REAL

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username LET IT ONCE BE ME PLEASEEE

username blocked (im laying on the highway tonight)

username the way i know logan had to be sedated

-> username my man did nothing wrong why are they torturing him 😭

alex_albon we're down one driver at williams

-> yourusername is it a good time to tell u that i recently got my license

-> logansargeant YOU FAILED YOUR TEST 5 TIMES FUCK OFFFFFFF

-> yourusername big emotions

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username parents dare i say

username max is not happy i can tell

-> yourusername i received a very strongly worded message from him yesterday and the only thing i could make out was that he's a bitch for charles like. a BITCH.

-> maxverstappen1 blasphemy

-> logansargeant NO WAY you're buddies with MAX VERSTAPPEN before ME back OFFFFFF

-> yourusername nurse he is out again 🗣️🗣️🗣️

-> username what are they doing to my boy 😭

logansargeant y/n please. THINK.

-> yourusername i did

-> logansargeant AND ?

-> yourusername he's nice i will keep him

-> logansargeant NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-> yourusername god forbid a girl wants to date a questionable man

-> charles_leclerc ?

username crazy how this is the most random couple ever and we're instantly like PARENTS !!!!

-> username i for once love them like the cultural clashes we're gonna get heh

charles_leclerc my love please

-> yourusername my pronouns are she not her because i'll never be her 🪱

-> charles_leclerc stop

charles_leclerc and can you please tell your brother to hesitate before speaking? he just offered me candy and a dollar to break up with you

-> yourusername FUCK U I AM WORTH WAY MORE THAN CANDY AND A DOLLAR

-> charles_leclerc that is not the issue here

charles_leclerc pretty girl

-> logansargeant keep your thoughts to yourself you hormonal vulgarian

-> yourusername TIME OUT FOR U let my bf live

-> charles_leclerc this is how my life is going to be from now on?

-> yourusername are u complaining (threatening)

-> username i KNOW logan is shaking behind the screen he just called charles leclerc a hormonal vulgarian

-> username sibling rage takes people places they wouldn't go with a gun

username this is hilarious

username logan's likes on twt are mind blowing like what do u MEAN u wish the plague on ur sister 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

-> yourusername u should see what his texts look like

-> yourusername "you need an excoeciscism for the demon in u it might an issue idk" followed by quora links

-> username siblings ❤️

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charles_leclerc silently working on our own little crafts in the same room tonight, queen? ❤️

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username CRYINGGGGG I HATE HIS GUTS

username LET IT ONCE BE ME HOLY SHITTTTTT

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-> yourusername he has one in every colour with diff fonts :((((

-> username GOODBYE

username need me a man who will sit in my general vicinity while we work on our own silly little crafts together

-> username charles might've just set a standard idk NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS

username that text.............im violently ill

username the matching rings wow god really does have favourites

yourusername wait a sec i got 12000% error on my scale

-> landonorris how do you even manage to do that

-> yourusername if u think women don't belong in stem just say that

-> landonorris STOP IT MY PR TEAM IS HUNTING ME DOEN FOR SPROT TAKE JT BACK

-> charles_leclerc shame on you

-> landonorris WJAT DID I DO

-> username crying they're terrorizing people for fun 😭

-> username we deserve this

yourusername fighting demons (a degree that i chose to study) to be on my phone bc my BOYFRIEND posted

-> charles_leclerc don't give logan more reasons to send me vaguely veiled threats

-> yourusername he does WHAT

-> logansargeant sending him links on how people got away with murder is HARDLY a threat idk why you're like this

-> username no way they got him UNHINGED

-> username 😭😭😭😭😭 he's so

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-> charles_leclerc i am too dumb to understand this but you are the prettiest

-> yourusername king i am so in love with u

-> logansargeant i judt tfeew up

-> yourusername leave me ALONE

username i hope all the happy couples break up (why couldn't it be me in a relationship)

username SCREAMING HE'S SO DOWN BAD

[freezethebeez]

HAD A DREAM YOU BLOCKED ME & I CRIED ETC. Hi FreezeTheBeez how are you. How has your day been. I really liked the last chapter I'm So glad you she/her'd Ranboo. She deserves it. Put her in a dress make her cry a bit. Great as always. Have a good day Freeze TheBeez

OMG I WOULD NEVER BLOCK YOU EVER!!!and yes Hi Hello my day has been good i am at work and i have coffee so everything is good right now :)

so so glad you enjoyed the she/her-ification of ranboo i love doing silly things with gender and pronouns heehee hoo

the next chapter is taking me forever for Real (it has been at least a month of writing and so much has happened but i still haven't gotten to the bit where tubbo moves out so we have quite a bit of work to do. proofreading it will actually be a nightmare. it is about 20 pages and only getting longer)

Have a good day as well ttrebizond o/