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cangse-sanren · 1 year ago

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the “this character is insufferable” to “this character is literally me” pipeline strikes again

#self recognition through the other #(derogatory)#this is the second time #teh krittikorn saetan #he’s an asshole #and then #oh no. but he’s an asshole like me #itsay the series #i told sunset about you #i told the sunset about you #last twilight in phuket #i promised you the moon #zee.txt #series liveblog

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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago

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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing

#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it 🤨” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️‍🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins #Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson #👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan #one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that #she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here #he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass #he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen #jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You #but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles #Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #Deadpool and Wolverine Honda #Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey

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jedi-starbird · 11 months ago

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"Qui-gon traumatised Obi-wan!!"

Bold of you to assume that Obi-wan Kenobi did not immediately turn around and traumatise him back. Obi-wan does not have daddymaster issues his master has padawan issues.

He returns from MelidaDaan with the power of being 14 (derogatory) and excessive weaponry on his side. Qui-gon's being called by the teachers cause his padawan is teaching the other kids how to make shivs and also unionise. He's sneaking off to the lower levels to hustle sabbac games in order to buy tiny blasters he can keep in his tunics and boots.

When Xantos breaks in to the temple Obi-wan tells him that it's frankly embarassing for him to have had Qui-gon Jinn of all people living rent free in his head for so many years.

#it is so important to me that obi wan is an unhinged little shit thats how the apprenticeship works they're both assholes ones just smaller #once qui go asks if hes being punished with such a disobedient padawan and obi wans like oh no xanatos was the punishment im karma :)#obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #star wars

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bixels · 5 months ago

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Hey, I need some advice. For anyone experienced with kids, how do you deal with young children with hyperactive ADHD. I’m doing well babysitting but I’m afraid of being a pushover and letting these two kids get away with too much, especially when they’re rough-housing.

#ask you #personal #delete later #they’re good kids just very off the walls and screamy which I don’t mind #I generally have a lot of patience with kids who aren’t trying to be assholes #but the eldest brother teases the youngest a lot. and sometimes when I try to explain stuff their attention’s elsewhere #behavior wise they’ll cry or throw small tantrums if you deny them something they want #I’m just being very gentle and trying to explain why they can’t do or have xyz. or I give them something #new to play with to distract them #the good news is they like me. I’ve gotten them to nap #at one point the eldest got too rough and wasn’t listening to me so I barked his name and he immediately stopped and backed off #so that’s good too #but yeah i don’t really know how to explain to the eldest what the golden rule is #oh I showed them bluey too they liked bluey

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feverdreamsandlucidnightmares · 7 months ago

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I love perfect court AU stuff if for no other reason than Kevin and Jean are like 6’2” and Neil is 5’3” but he is 100% always more willing to start and finish a fight than them

#aftg #neil josten #kevin day #jean moreau #ik riko is like 5’6” but this ain’t about him #just let me have feral bastard raven Neil #he’s such a little asshole #canon content or otherwise #every time the stakes raise he’s like oh shit I gotta run my mouth again #he’s gotta keep all eyes (and danger) on him #anyways #him as backliner??? so many fights #and they can just grab him he’s so small #but feral #so feral #feverdreamsandlucidnightmares

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sluttybibuck · 2 years ago

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imagine one day you’re on your third flight of the day doing your silly little flight attendant job and you’re exhausted, and ready to be home, and you’re smiling and dissociating as your greet passengers as they come on board and suddenly in walks jensen ackles, dean winchester himself, and he smiles and says “thanks” as you hand him a silly little disinfectant wipe. You proceed to hand the basket of wipes to your coworker as you rush to the bathroom to have a full blown panic attack because DEAN FUCKING WINCHESTER is on your flight and you are going to have to talk to him and interact with him and be professional and pretend you aren’t having a meltdown cause you would know those eye crinkles ANYWHERE. Imagine you’re taking dinner orders and you’re repeating to yourself in your head “be profesional, smile and ask for his order, just breathe” and he proceeds to order the cheeseburger and a whiskey neat and your brain short circuits and in your most sarcastic tone out of your mouth comes “yeah sure thing dean” AND THEN YOUR BRAIN EXPLODES CAUSE YOU JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD TO JENSEN FUCKING ACKLES!!!!! Anyways he laughs and says “my wife says that all the time” then you proceed to die and blackout and work the rest of the flight on autopilot yeah imagine if that happened 😅

#we had an entire conversation after that and he was so nice truly #he let me ramble for 10 whole minutes and then said he didn’t mind he said I was funny #im not gonna recount everything cause that’s just for me #i wanted to ask for a pic but felt like that would ruin the vibe after we started talking and he didn’t offer so oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️#but please know that i deal with assholes and truly vile humans in first class daily and he was just so…. nice?#idk i was just really overwhelmed and i did cry in the bathroom afterwards #anyways there it is #just another day at work #ana’s silly little thoughts

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lovehours · 1 year ago

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i don’t even fucking care

#house md #house spoilers #hilson #the fact that house is consistently selfish. that he’s an addict. he’s always in pain #but he gave up his vicodin for wilson. mind you the pain in his thigh must have been excruciating #bc consistently whenever he’s extremely stressed or worried the pain gets worse #but wilson is still his priority. he put wilson above the burning pain god man😭#him giving up his freedom HIS LIFE for someone who has less than half a year to live like oh my god #the love house has for wilson actually makes me sick bc even outside of the cancer arc house has done things for wilsons sake #like almost killing himself just to help him and amber. drugging him at that one conference from s6 #he’s an asshole often times but he truly is the only constant in his life. they both are for each other #i actually feel sick. im not on everybody dies yet (im on the c word rn) but god idk how im gonna get thru this😭#5x13 big baby #8x19 the c word #1x01 everybody lies #8x22 everybody dies #7x15 bombshells #8x21 holding on #where the quotes are from btw #sorry for the essay in tags

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simcardiac-arrested · 3 months ago

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wait, that elias?

#huge shoutout to @sepezzz elias design this is very much inspired by it. go look at it #im so serious if i never draw another person manspreading in a fucking office chair it’ll be TOO SOON #anyways.#the juxtaposition truly is crazy hahaaha right people change in the weirdest of ways #i like thinking about how they both present themselves. elias understands he works at Important Academic Research Facility so he still #sooort of tries to look somewhat official. but well he also gets away with what he can #he has that vibe of Yeah i work here and im kind of important but i’m chill. i know how to chill #meanwhile that other freak is just like i am going to make this body look presentable or so help me god.#he’s the Head of the Institute he can no longer have whimsy okay. and listen it’s not because i think jonah is that boring and would #dislike piercings and funny socks or whatever. i think he’d like those. but see he needs to make this believable that elias truly has #changed okay. and also like i said he is the Head of the Institute he needs to look Super Normal And Unremarkable #anyways i think it’s funny how elias’ whole thing is that he tries to distance himself from his family image and tries really hard to Not #end up like a rich asshole. and then. well.#(looks around) So i think about this man a normal amount.#i could write like 20 thinkpieces on both of them but instead they’re gonna make me do college essays about like language and shit.#myart #the magnus archives #tma #elias bouchard #oh my god it is actually un fucking believable how much i think about him every day #if this becomes a daily elias blog yall will just have to deal

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epickiya722 · 8 days ago

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Folks not beating the thirsty allegations over that volume 29 Sukuna cover, I see.

#keep it up actually it's funny #you can tell I'm a little bit of an asshole because #i look at that cover and half of me is like 'is there a day when you don't do anything freaky?'#and the other half of me is like 'that is the same fucking guy who was forced in spending family time by yuji who hates...'#'then got his ass worked into a blob... before that even as big as he is yuji was tossing him like a bag of chips'#'SIR I CANNOT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY'#no for real sukuna is big as a fucking truck and yuji just lifts him like 'oh light as a feather'#sukuna you my guy but come on #everyone talking about how gege was riding the sukuna train but that whole showdown yuji come in the frame and it's like 'are you sure?'#most of the time especially once yuji awakened it felt like sukuna had some embarrassing moments #love that cover though #just kiya's thoughts #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk volume 29 #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #sukuna ryomen

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greasydumbfuck · 7 months ago

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i like thinking about how all the versions of frank i know are so gentle with civilians in a certain way. its always "it was my pleasure", "youre safe im not going to hurt you" and "just stay still youre fine" while hes defusing an actual bomb. its always we cant shoot at the strip club because the workers are going to get injured and we cant have that above most else. the punisher is big and scary and kills people without a second thought but if you didnt ask to be there and are just a regular guy wrapped up in situations way beyond you he is also so gentle and its driving me insane

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #i had a day of going insane today over him btw #i spent like an hour laying in bed with my giant teddy bear just yearning #AND YK WHAT when he doesnt let people tag along its not just because hes an edgy asshole and theyll bother him #but also bc if they tag along theyre just more likely to get hurt!! and thats like the thing hes doing his best to avoid!!!#man cant blow up a ship because a whole TWO innocents are on board so this is a rescue mission now above most else #idk. i like it. hes an antihero cuz he kill people sure but dont come at me with some fucking 'oh he doesnt care to save people' shit #cuz he does even if he may not admit it verbally

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acediaedeus · 4 months ago

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feel like Grimmjow is a guy you think slept around A LOT, but he actually hasn’t, bc he’s way too dedicated to a sport and beating a ginger guy he’s decided is his rival. he did end up beating him (though only into the mattress).

#grimmichi #grimmjow jaegerjaquez #everyone writes Grimmjow as this ‘oh yeah I fucked her yesterday and him the day before that and oh this guy I fucked last week’#but what about a Grimmjow who hasn’t fucked a soul bc he never wanted to #he is fueled by passion to destroy his opponents especially the ginger asshole #Ichigo is awkward about it cause he doesn’t have a lot of experience but then he learns Grimmjow is a virgin who hasn’t dated ONCE #biggest sigh of relief but also surprised as fuck #Grimmjow gives me strong demi or even asexual vibes #Ichigo too #but that’s not really something cause to me almost every character I like is asexual

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heir-of-the-chair · 18 days ago

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I just need everyone to know that I fucking hate Hamlet prince of Denmark. This stupid fictional man makes me so goddamned angry I need to squeeze him like one of those rubber toys where the eyes pop out and shake him so violently like a child discovering snow globes for the first time. I fucking hate Hamlet prince of Denmark oh my god.

#I read hamlet for the first time a few weeks ago for class and I'm writing abt it in an essay #I liked hamlet the play though less than I thought I would based on how hyped up it is #and oh my god do I hate this stupid man so much #I don't know if this is the intended reaction #I know you're not supposed to Like him but I think he makes me angrier than probably the average audience member #he's like the 16th century version of chronically online I don't know how to explain it but he is #hamlet would love reddit #like so many of his problems would have been solved if he just talked to people he makes me so mad #anyway #hamlet #shakespeare #hamlet prince of denmark #that asshole #you know the jurgen leitner rant? that's how I feel about hamlet #not exactly the same obviously but the same energy #the heir speaks

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winepresswrath · 2 years ago

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I will laugh so hard if it turns out that John is making a sincere effort at being a decent parent and it's such an awful outcome for Gideon that I feel like it's plausible. He's giving off such man who thinks of himself as a good guy confronted with oops baby vibes.

#like he did get babytrapped and in fact attempted baby murdered and he knows he shouldn't make it Gideon's problem so he's trying not to #but she is a walking reminder of his dead besties' murder attempt #just. the way he says no reason to be an asshole to the mother of your child #the way he's like oh no you don't have to swear loyalty to me that's an inappropriate amount of pressure to put on our relationship #very funny under the murderstances #but also these are the words of a dude who felt tremendous contempt for men who whine about child support #and yet!! he's a tremendously vindictive and self centred person. what's a guy to do #he got babytrapped and it wasn't even because they wanted him around! it's because they wanted him gone!#and his kid is the murder weapon!#how is this fair?#very fun intersection of him knowing what the correct answer most in line with his values is #with the bit where he's just wildly unqualified to do that #you've got a #sims playing alcohol abusing vengeful god in the midst of a depressive episode #taking a deep breath and attempting a child centric approach #he's not going to be good at it!#he is also not going to immediately murder her to fuck over his enemies tho so he's still winning #for now!

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laurrelise · 2 months ago

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ok so: the umbrella academy except it’s about the hargreeves siblings in 40 years when five is a very, very old man but really in his early 50’s while the rest of the siblings are senior citizens whom five has to take care of against his will

someone please read the tags and yap about this with me. thank you