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oh no little german boy! don't touch the hot glue gun!
oh mein gott! zis gun is full of ouchen burnen!
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In regards to Holy Terrors Is Emeric's contection to juniper oil anything to worry about for people who know the Grimm fairytale, The Juniper Tree?
It is not, haha! I love the Junior Juniper Tree (who doesn't love a little recreational cannibalism, and the worst use of a trunk lid imaginable, in their fairytales?) but I'm just very partial to the smell of juniper!
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This is so silly but hear me out:
Tom having the surname Wambsgans sounds like the punchline in one of those "Oh, no, little German boy!" jokes to me. Like...
"Oh, no, little German boy, don't go into the Streichelzoo. It's full of dangerous Wambsganses in there!"
#tom wambsgans#succession#succession shitpost#oh no little german boy#succesion hbo#im pretty sure my humor is broken#beyond repair even
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snack time
#overwatch#sigma ow#venture ow#venture#my art#NOOOOO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DON'T STAND IN THE WAY OF THE FLYING BOULDER#oh mein gott zis rock is a conglomerate#targeting ventures in-game because they deserve a little treat
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i can’t believe i haven’t seen karkat junior on tumblr yet
#homestuck#homestuck twitter is so funny sometimes#karkat#hs#karkat junior#rose lalonde#kanaya maryam#I loVE THIS LITTLE GERMAN BOY#I LEGIT WAS CRYING LAUGHING#OH MEIN GOTT
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Shichishito | The Seven-Branched Sword
It is said that this sacred sword represents life itself. Though the branches may appear to be infinite, the choices limitless...
...Like our destinies, the sword comes to but one end. One merciless point. And when the silver cord, the fragile thread that binds us to this world, is severed...
...The illusion is revealed and the implacability of fate is finally laid bare.
#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#ace attorney fanart#gyakuten saiban#mitsurugi reiji#I feel like this would get more traction around Christmas but oh well ��#nooo little german boy don't pick up the gun#you will unleash a devastating sequence of events!#aa fanart#ace attorney trilogy#tw blood#i guess?
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no little german boy dont succumb to the horrors
german boy: oh mein gott make it end
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They are not very helpful.
#nooo little german boy don't listen to that angel NO DON'T DO IT#oh mein gott#alexis ness#michael kaiser#yoichi isagi#toffi draws#blue lock#bllk#blue lock fanart#isakainess
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had to draw that one meme lol.
his ass would NOT survive the horrors
#ulixes 5 minutes into the horrors: *screaming crying throwing up* why is everyone speaking gottwaldian here.this can't get any worse#no little german boy don't go to space DDR. oh mein gott zhis place is full of flesh und reality altering plasm#signalis#disco elysium#echo maker#i think we're gonna have to kill this guy#i love this meme. the most self-indulgent redraw ever#alternatively: elysium would be nothing to Elster. she'd walk through the pale to find her girlfriend#eventually the pale wouldn't affect her and she'd remember the promise#i drew this to take a break from other projects i should be working on lol#y
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what do engineers even do
#oc arte#modern au#oc; michael düwall#these tags r gonna start getting confusing bc of how much abysmal dogshit I'm doing for fun#as well as a project I'm planning#oh well#“michael düwall” as a character is a mere concept#the constant is that he is a little german arab boy#I'm playing with my tuoys so hard#luc arte#engineer student here to answer: as engineers we
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i've seen luke be called british i've seen luke be called french THAT LITTLE BOY IS GERMAN DONT TELL ME YOU CANT SEE IT
#I CAN LITERALLY PICTURE HIM WITH A GERMAN ACCENT#no little german boy dont go to the devildom#oh mein gott zees place iz full of harlotz!#from me#rambles#luke#hes my favorite character. btw
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Now the girlies aren't going to like this. But I will say: I would laugh very very hard if Brenner was behind everything re: Will's vanishing. Putting boys in places fr.
Like there's too much Creel-Byers paralleling re: Henry's abduction and Will's vanishing, especially with how Brenner specifically mentions Will/has a body ready to cover it up just like he did with Henry...
I'm just saying. It would be funny if Will sent himself to the UD in hopes of escaping Brenner, just like Henry supposedly went off the rails trying to escape Brenner. Especially with how we see Will nearly opening his own gate in ST1.
Brenner knowing to look in that shed...I would laugh very hard if Brenner had been in that shed and Will just yeeted himself to the blue UD to escape him.
Picturing Henward standing there in the blue UD, just chowing down on those big UD-creature eggs or something, when Will runs past and he's like "Oh?? Hello Little Boy. How did You get down here?? ��️👁️ You have gate opening powers?? You wanna Share?? Share or I'll make you?? I want to go home." Thus why Will ends up stuck in the wall/the Henflayer targets him in ST2 and tries to take over his body.
I just think it would be peak cinema that's all.
(Especially with how Vecna is so fixated on El/stealing her gate powers, which he didn't know about until she opened the 1979 gate. And with the fact that Vecna pays zero attention to Will...Vecward has been fixated on El since ST3. Just saying it would make sense for Mindflayer Henward to have been focused on Will because he saw that he had gate powers. I have more details floating around in my head about this, actually, but anyway. yeah.)
#henward 'yes little german boy!! hide in the library!!' creel#and will 'oh mein gott!! this bibliothek ist full of evil tentakel!!' byers#lowkey a shitpost but also not#the vanishing of will byers#stranger things
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Guys, who's gonna tell her?
Molotov-Ribbentrop pact who?👀
#“Oh noooo my poor little communist russian baby boys did nothing wrong cause they were against nazis!!” - how to say you've never read ->#-> “Belaya Gvardiya” and “Children of Arbat” without saying you've never read those books (from the russian literature school program lmao)#and also “Я (Романтика)” and also “Klymko” and also Oleksandr Dovzhenko and also literally fucking Bulgakov (Ukrainian literature)#his “The Dog's heart” and ALSO ofc Armenian American Sergei Dovlatov!! And Sviatłana Aleksijevič!!#GUYS communists are WAR CRIMINALS in Lithuania BY LAW for a REASON. yes even the Lithuanian comparty as well#Fighters against the red army (who were also against nazis) are national heroes in both Lithuania and Ukraine#soviet communist army committed horrifying crimes in all the lands it went through#Have you ever read about the mass rape of German women after Germany's defeat? Half of which later committed suicide? Well you should#Ofc some people joined the red army to genuinely fight evil (like my ancestors... well they are technically war criminals nowadays#fortunately they're dead already)#Some people joined the red army just to be captured and flee the soviet union (some of them successfully did it)#anyway op never read a single book in their entire life lmao as expected from a russian#op should rename themselves to Gaston-I-Eat-Five-Dozen-Eggs#history#Eastern Europe#Ukraine#Belarus#Latvia#Lithuania#Estonia
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me preserving his innocence: no little german boy don't go into the college artist's house!
little german boy, curious to a fault: oh mein gott!! wei es it full of weedensmoken??
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the pixie chihiro (and alter ego)
chihiro's wings are warped and damaged from birth, so flying is impossible. as such, they built and enchanted a wooden puppet to carry them around, and named it alter ego
alter ego is also sentient...in a way it is an extension of chihiro that can also think for itself? the string tied around alter ego's wrist links it to chihiro
instead of computer programming, chihiro specializes in making enchanted objects, including enchanted dolls. alter ego is not their only puppet but its the one they like the most
chihiro is self-conscious about keeping up with others given their size and inability to fly, so will usually only introduce themself when piloting alter ego. because of this most others assume chihiro is a magic, sentient doll
#chihiro fujisaki#danganronpa#my arts#chihiro my friend chihiro#and their megic mecha alter ego#havent really prescribed a gender to this chihiro or alter ego they both kinda just do what they want#but alter ego does use it/its pronouns and likes skirts#the relation between chihiro and alter ego is kinda complex like. chihiro built alter ego and can pilot alter ego around#but alter ego can assume its own thoughts and personality away from chihiro#but in a way they are still the same person. if chihiro dies alter ego also dies if that makes sense? but not vice versa#whatever it's all handwavey#kyoko meeting chihiro for the first time is kinda pleased. like oh youre a sentient artificial being? me too we should get drinks#alter ego is giving. 'no little german boy dont go into the murder school'#was trying to channel pinocchio a little bit#im not really a fan of chihiro's teacup skirt in canon but. unfortunately. it is kind of iconic#because alter ego is made of wood its mouth doesnt really move...so when they talk it just sort of sounds like alphonse from fma#dgr mnm au
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the little German boy memes have invaded my head
#no little German boy#dont look at my thought process#oh mein gott#vhy ist zis brainenspielen full ov tumblren akting as little German boysen#little german boy
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