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boimann · 4 days ago

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Oh the rizzery

Everybody wants to be my skibidi

Spare the sigma rizz

Everybody wants to be

my skibidi

oh great wordsmith thank you for your fine poetry! thank you for serenading me with this ode!! I am forever grateful

#ask #oh my jod #i teared up a little bit

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faloverfae · 1 year ago

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Almost Jorting

West Jortginia

Blue Ridge Jortains

Shenandenim river

Jorts are old there

Older than the jeans

Younger than the jortains

Jortin like a breeze

Jortry joooooooaaaaaads

Take me joooooooome

To the jlaaaaaaace

I jortlooooooooong

West Jortginiaaaaaaaa

Jortain jamaaaaaaa

Take me joooooooome

Jortry joooooooaaaaaads

#i am insane #oh my god #oh my JOD #jorts have taken over my life #jortry joads #i think ive been posessed #charlie slimecicle #jort storm #country roads #country roads jort storm parody #weird al yankovic who?

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nomomio · 5 months ago

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I JUST HAD A TERRIBLE REALIZATION HOLY SHIT WHEN JOD TOLD HARROW "NO ONE HAS TO KNOW" IN RESPONSE TO THE CONFESSION OF THE 9TH HOUSE GENOPHAGE THAT BIRTHED HER, IT WASN'T OUT OF CARING EMPATHY TOWARDS AN EXTREMELY ABUSED CHILD, IT WAS BECAUSE HE HASN'T TOLD ANYONE HOW HE BECAME GOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY MAN PANICKED BECAUSE HARROW'S PARENTS NEARLY REPLICATED HIS CARDINAL SIN FROM 10,000 YEARS AGO AND IS TRYING TO HIDE THAT HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS AND SUBSEQUENT CONSUMPTION OF 8 BILLION HUMANS

#gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #the locked tomb #tlt #tlt spoilers #I HATE JOD SO MUCH OH MY GOD #foaming at the fucking mouth

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thebad-lydrawn-sanses · 10 months ago

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*randomly spawned a sassy cat in their castle.*

Cross's shirt: bone hurting juice (image depicting text)

Cross: i can make it to the kitchen i can make it to the kitchen i can make it to the kitchen i can make it to the kitchen i can-

sassy cat: (poof)

Cross: .

Cross: pspspspspspsps

#cross sans #sassy cat #disabled character #injury #wound #bandages #cat #Cross saw the cat and fr went 'pain is temporary cats are forever'#Cross's ribs hurt in case anyone's wondering why he's clutching at his shirt in the first image #also i can't draw cats oh my fucking jod help #queue

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hummingbirblack · 1 year ago

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I think the most interesting thing this book tackles is jod dealing with being... what was it that tamsyn said ?? The male god of a universe in which the divine is essentially feminine. He literally locks away his feminine counterpart. Also the usage of "son" and "prince" for even his female hands and fingers.. calling the angel/aim "sir".

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MESSAGE, BY THE WAY. Also I don't understand… Wait. No yeah I don't understand who he's (He's?) talking to In the dream. Because it's Alecto, right? "I still love you." But she responds to Harrowhark.

And also, you know, it is her, obviously, because it was Harrowhark at the end of those dreams walking to the ninth house. And then it's like, okay, but what about the fact that harrow is in love with the corpse, and, but the corpse is the body created by god for the spirit of, what, earth??? After god turned earth inside out???? And she (earth spirit maybe, aka Alecto/Annabel) devoted herself to the bloodline of Anastasia keeper of the tomb? HER tomb ?????? ALSO. both Pyrrha AND G1deon fucked Gideon's mom???? Or was Pyrrha just, using G1deon’s body to have an affair with her????????? And ????????? GIDEON AND IANTHE ARE FUCKING BEST FRIENDS ???????????? AND GIDEON IS THIS FUCKING SCORNED DAUGHTER AND SHE LOST THE ONLY GIRL SHE COULD EVER POSSIBLY LOVE AND CAM AND PAL ARE JUST. FUCKING. THEYRE PAUL NOW????????????????????

HOW DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE SENSE WHAT IS GOING ON. I NEED TO TAKE A MONTH OFF

#harrow the ninth #gideon nav #gideon the ninth #oh my god #jod #harrowhark nonagesimus #kiriona gaia #nona the ninth #nona tlt #tamsyn muir #send help

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knotst3r1l3 · 4 months ago

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curse these wretched organs vro what the Fuck man !!!!!!!

#hes on his boyeriod #no one look at him #i love 3rd personing myself hhaha #YEEOWTCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#if i stop posting for a week uhhh tell mick thomson i love her cause i probably died #bro thought i was newgen to escape woodstock 99 🤫🧏‍♂️#fuck my stupid baka life #this is so sick and twisted #sick and twisted #my entire spinal cord is in excruciatingly agonizing pain but that's nothin compared to literally everything else #fuck it we ball #i justr. gotta keep on roulen.....ough..#slipknot yuri save me #stanley is a crazy insane butch and stanford is just a transgender acearo autism man #the oeriod it's making me see things more clearly this shtits makin me hsve a fuckimg EPIPHANY got DAMN IS IT PAINFUL BRO AAAUGHHGJ #should I just post the words instead of putting everything in the tags am i tumblring wrong #oh my jod vro #oh.my glizzy #Dave I am so litty off this fire zaza you gave me #<==quote from a Dirk Strider ms doodle thing by someone else I literally JUST saw it I'll make sure you see the post too #FUCK #ok byebye gang #i love you vro. ❤️#I should prooobably make a tag for when I do shit like this ok fuck wai t #hmmm yapper tag what do i name it hrmm thinks really really hard #st3r1l3s YAPPIN..#Sssssssigan viendo...#ok bye fo rilly this time vro. ❤️

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lock-tess-monster · 5 months ago

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I've been working on this since April and was really hoping to finish it before Pride was over.

#gideon the ninth #griddlehark #harrowhark #oh my jod they were roomates #i love these clueless idiots #mild spoilers #ignore the 12 year old posts before this...#locked tomb #fan comic

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autistic-cowgirl · 9 months ago

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#oh my jod this took four months #transformers #my art #soundwave

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soup-mother · 1 year ago

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[Jigsaw voice]

Hello locked tomb fan, i see you are doing fancasts for your favourite book series. your task is to name literally any Māori celebrity who is not Taika Waititi, it can be anyone, literally anyone else.

hell please just name literally any other Māori person, to prove you know about anyone other than the funny pirate show guy. you can admit you don't know any, that's alright, just say that. but like i really just need you to acknowledge that Aoteroa is an actual real place with people in it other than Taika Waititi.

live or die, your choice.

#my post #the locked tomb #tlt #obligatory op is Australian but is annoyed on their behalf #literally every time it's just 'oh taika waititi could be in it :D' as though jod is the only māori character in that book

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rottingsoftly · 2 years ago

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Thinking about the parallels between Harrow and John in htn rn. How the lyctors wanted John to kill Alecto and instead her chained her for an eternity. How Harrow was supposed to consume Gideon's soul but tried to keep her alive-ish by way of lobotomy.

#im sure this is actually very obvious but it took me a bit #oh how the locked tomb series consumes my every waking thought #augh #tlt #the locked tomb #the locked tomb series #htn #harrow the ninth #jod #jod tlt #harrowhark nonagesimus #john gaius

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princeofpaths · 1 year ago

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i feel so much joy whenever i see someone accurately use the word cryonics now

#red valley healed my brain tbh #i was on reddit earlier and someone asked what degree Jod had in the locked tomb #and someone else said 'oh well he was working in cryonics so i'd assume some kind of biomedical chemistry'#and I was like!!! YES!!!!! CORRECT!!! WORD CHOICE!!!!

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vicsplinters · 11 months ago

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When you're talking about your favorite houses from the Locked Tomb and accidentally start singing Get Low...

Because it's 3, 6, 9...