malaria69

[malaria69]

🌊🌊

[malaria69]

Lmaooo, Finland mentioned! 🇫🇮

We also have like a bazillion places named after dicks and pussies.

As a penis what is your favourite thing to do

Jorkin’

[malaria69]

[malaria69]

SIR

[malaria69]

i invented a machine that transcribes the inner thoughts of oysters and it turns out the first oyster i tested it on was thinking like "beautiful human woman riding a bike i am the bike i am the bike"and i tested it on more oysters and it was all "delicious sediment" "my mucous membrane itchy" "i wish to digest particles" so i guess that one guy was just real horny

[malaria69]

they hate each other.

[malaria69]

Intriguing baul

[malaria69]

coral of the Great Barrier Reef by William Saville-Kent (1893)

[malaria69]

The Blobjob (Detonium Interactive - PC - 1998)

[malaria69]

ko-fi request: "Gromit from Wallace and Gromit getting in a heated internet argument with other dogs on an older Dell computer, as Wallace walks in with saying "are ya winning, old chum?""

[malaria69]

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

[malaria69]

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

[malaria69]

[malaria69]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[malaria69]

[malaria69]

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.