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psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

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Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.

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there it is, again

that funny feeling

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Silent Hill, 1999

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whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

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Dog does not understand

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why is this so fucking funny to me lmao like yeah you right sometimes i DO be listening to hozier with my boobs out

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no but for real America being like “we can’t teach our children the full truth of the anti-indigenous genocide this country was founded on or truly get into the nature of the trans-Atlantic slave trade because it’ll be too upsetting” and then showing us footage of people jumping from the towers on 9/11 and that fucking video of JFK having his cranium shot off. simple sex ed is too much for the average 7th grader to fathom but let’s show them real footage of Jackie Kennedy reaching to grab a part of her husband’s skull. fucked up evil ass country.

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if you had to have sex at an aquarium, would you do it in the freshwater or saltwater section? (yes the fish can see you)

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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

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“you just think you’re better than people for not shopping on temu” yes i do because i am

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