#oh my god. ohhhhh my god fam

[sage-nebula]

Saw the Sonic Movie 3 trailer . . . fam we are not going to see the military gun down that little girl in this movie. And in fact it is even worse than that.

[noonaishere]

Online/Offline [C.S] - forty-seven | one cheeks, two cheeks…

“Hmm…” you mused as you clicked through the camera feeds.

Di-Dng!

You looked at the Discord call you had open to see who joined. “Oh! Hi Morn! I didn’t know you were on yet.”

“I just got home. What are you playing?”

“You have my stream open already?” 

“Yep.”

You chuckled. “We are playing Observation Duty.”

“‘We’?” 

YangYangGangGang: Ketchup! JohnnyYuta: BIG KETCHUP! TheNicestGuy: The ketchup is big! A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: BIG KETCHUP!!!! LuciPURR: KETCHUP!!!! I💚Keeho: Get me a large order of fries cuz look at that ketchup!

“Big ketchup?!” You echoed the chat and clicked through the camera fees until you were at the kitchen camera. “Oh my god that’s some big ketchup! Report it!” You opened the game’s anomaly report form and sent one to the organization Game You worked for.

“Aww, but what about all the french fries?” San asked sadly.

You laughed. “But yeah, we’re all playing it together. It’s the one game I let my chat backseat game during. Communal gaming, comrade.”

“Ohhhhh, I see.”

“You can play too if you want. While we wait for everyone else.”

“Sure.”

SleepySheepy😴: Is Huge Man in this one?

“Huge Man is not in this game, unfortunately.” You answered. “Sadly. Awfully. I am morose about the whole thing. Absolutely inconsolable.”

“Who - or what - is ‘Huge Man’?” San laughed.

“He’s the Hugest of Men. Just, an absolute unit of a man.”

San laughed again.

QuackIsWhack✅: Huge Man is bae JohnnyYuta: I’m going to marry Huge Man A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Tits out for Huge Man I💚Keeho: I thought Huge Man was fam… but he’s actually bae! LeaBea: Brb asking for Huge Man’s hand in marriage StrickenChicken: What’s Huge Man’s sign? I need to know if we’re compatible There’sARockInMySock: What’s his MBTI? UltimateHyung: What’s his rising ascendant? LuciPURR: Does he like ice cream? YangYangGangGang: Let me love you, my Dorito Don

“Dorito Don!” You laughed.

“Everyone… really loves Huge Man.” San said as he read your chat.

“Huge Man is really lovable. He’s got a lot to love with all that… hugeness.”

He laughed. “So what do you do?”

“In the game?” You asked as you flipped through the cameras and looked for things.

“Yeah.”

“It’s basically a spot the difference game, but horror.”

“...”

You laughed.

“That, uh… sounds really dumb, actually.”

You laughed loudly. “I mean, when I say it like that, it does-- AH!!”

You had flipped to the bedroom camera and there was currently an arm sticking out of the wall, jittering.

“What the fuck is that?!” San yelled in surprise.

YangYangGangGang: AHH!!! KeeHOrse: ARM!! LuciPURR: ARM! ARM! I💚Keeho: ARRRMMMMM! JohnnyYuta: 💪💪💪💪💪 A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: 🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾 JohnnyYuta: 💪🦾💪🦾💪🦾 SleepySheepy😴: Wigglewigglewiggle

You reported it, as you laughed at the chat. “That’s an arm, Morn.”

“Why was it in the wall?!”

“You don’t keep your arms in the wall? That’s where I keep mine when I’m not using them.”

“They’re rechargeable?”

Your brain stopped as you tried to understand the joke and you burst out into laughter. 

San laughed at you laughing.

I💚Keeho: MORN! QuackIsWhack✅: Oh my god, Morn MinHoe: Wall charger 🙄🙄🙄 StrickenChicken: Rechargeable arms LuciPURR: Green energy arms SleepySheepy😴: My favorite WayV song: Electric Arms LeaBea: LOLOLOLOL JohnnyYuta: I want to marry Morn A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Tits out for Morn QuackIsWhack✅: *Whose* tits, Tree? A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: My own 😤😤😤 A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: They’re my tits and I’ll display them if I want to QuackIsWhack✅: Understandable. As you were

You sighed. “Inviting you to stream was a mistake.”

“No it isn’t.”

“It isn’t,” you laughed.

“You love my jokes.”

You chuckled. “Don’t go and get a big head, now.”

He laughed softly, self-satisfied. “Why is that chair huge? Is that normal?”

“I’m trying to lure Huge Man into my home.”

He laughed.

You reported the chair. “Now it is you who loves my jokes.”

“Of course. I wouldn’t stream with you if I didn’t.”

You chuckled.

Di-Dng!

“Quit flirting, you two!” Yeji yelled as she entered the call.

“Wowwwww. What do you take me for, Yeji?”

“A flirt.” She laughed.

“Hey, I’m just really cool and nice and funny and sexy, and if other people want to read that as flirting, then that’s a them problem.” You said as you scoured the cameras for anomalies.

San and Yeji laughed.

Di-Dng!

“Hi Ryujin!” You all said.

“I’ve already set up the game, so we can start whenever you're done, Cat.”

“Yeah, this is just about over.”

Di-Dng! Di-Dng! Mick and Bracken entered the call.

“Hello, hello.”

“Hey, everyone.”

“Put a shrimp on the barbie!” Yeji laughed.

“Yeji, we’ve both told you - separately, together, and numerous times - that Aussies put prawn on the barbie, not shrimp.” Bracken said.

Mick laughed.

“Then why do people always say ‘shrimp on the barbie’?”

“Because people are silly.” Bracken said.

“Your whole country has been framed,” you said. 

“And Americans who don’t know anything and refuse to ask,” Mick added.

“Shots fired,” Ryujin said.

San chuckled. “If only Keeho were here to defend North America.”

“Would a Canadian?”

“They have to, it’s in like, a treaty or something,” you joked, not spotting any anomalies.

The game screen appeared to glitch for a second before the talking head from the beginning appeared, accompanied by it’s ‘MUM MUM MUM’ talking noise to inform you that you had died.

You tsk’d at the screen, annoyed.

“You only got ten out of sixteen?” San asked.

“It must have all been tiny shit that was hard to spot.”

“Well, you and the chat tried.”

“Mhm. GG everyone.”

The chat congratulated you and each other, many ‘gg’s popping up as they did so. You sighed and closed the game and opened the one you were going to play with the group. “Don’t worry chat, we’ll play another time and not die.”

“Can I also backseat game during that one?” San asked.

“You’re more than welcome to.”

“Nice.”

You chuckled softly.

“Why are people still talking about this?” Ryujin asked.

“About what?” Yeji asked.

“Look at my chat.”

Yeji went quiet for a few seconds before laughing loudly.

“What’s going on?” You asked with a laugh.

“They want us to weigh in on if a butt is one or two.”

The Discord call groaned universally.

“What?”

“Why?”

“Isn’t that from like, last year? The year before?”

“Why are we caring about this?”

“Are we going to play the game?”

“No,” Yeji laughed. “I think we should end this once and for all!”

You all laughed.

“Tell us what you think, Yeji.” You said.

“I think… it’s one butt.”

“Yeji, no.” Ryujin said.

“But there’s two cheeks,” Mick said emphatically.

“There’s literally two cheeks!” Bracken added.

“But the word ‘butt’ is one! So there’s only one butt!”

“I think I know what you’re saying,” San started. “The word butt is singular so you can only have one butt--”

“YES!” Yeji yelled.

“--but… there are two cheeks to a butt?” You finished his train of thought.

“YES, but those are the cheeks of the butt. There is only one butt and it’s made of two buttcheeks.”

“Thank god,” Ryujin breathed.

“Okay, I think I understand now,” you replied.

“That makes sense,” Mick added.

“I thought you were going to say something different,” Bracken laughed.

“One butt, two cheeks…” You trailed off.

“Red cheeks, blue cheeks.”

That took you by surprise and you scream-laughed. “Who was that?”

“Me.” San said.

“Oh my god, Morn.” Your laughter devolved into wheezes and squeaks and then coughing.

“We’ve lost her,” Mick said.

“That was early,” Bracken laughed.

You could hear San give a self-satisfied chuckle through your headset before laughing harder and finally culminating in some sort of squeaky giggle.

“...Oh my GOD. That was it.”

“What?” San asked.

“Morn, was that you?” Mick asked.

“Yeah.”

“That was it,” you repeated.

“That was what?” Brick asked.

“The coveted ‘Dolphin Laugh’ I was told about by someone who knows Morn.”

San thought for a couple seconds. “...ohhhhhh. Oh. Yeah. That was it.” “I… my ears have been blessed. I love her. Let me cherish her forever.”

“Stop,” San laughed.

“No, you can’t keep her from me now that we’ve met! How dare you!”

He laughed. “I’m never going to do it again.”

“Nooooo!!” You yelled dramatically.

“We should play or I’m going to stream by myself and take Yeji with me,” Ryujin said.

You stopped.

“How would that be streaming by yourself though? I’d be there.” Yeji asked.

The group descended into an even dumber semantic discussion for a second time.

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[rennsdeaddoves]

journey to the west book one, thoughts

so this post is going to be really messy and jumbled, i will take my thoughts one chapter at a time. since this post contains all the chapters in book one imma but everything under the cut and warn ya'll that this is HELLA long.

ok so, before we get into it i just wanna let you guy's know that if the first 13 chapters seem like they have less it's because i only really started to do this on chapter 14 and had to go back through chapters 1 - 13 and look at the notes and tabes i left to gage my reaction to them. some of them have a bit more than others and some have like none at all.

that being said enjoy the absolute crack house that is my no cotext thoughts of Journey to the West volume one!

Chapter 1

monkey is born!!

and he's already being impulsive...

calling him the handsome monkey king is gonna go straight to his head

lier! you are a certified shit disturber and you know it!

ohhhhh so thats how he got the name Sun Wukong, gotcha gotcha

Chapter 2

the dao art seems real complex

love how they casually have the way to immortality written in this book lol

teaching a suicidaly impulsive monkey how to shape shift and fly wasn't a bad idea at all!

he's showing off- of course he is-

aaaaaand he got kicked out for showing off! idiot-

oh damn- thats actually sadder than i thought it would be...

HE CALLS THEM LITTLE ONES!!! CUUUTE!!!!

HOW DARE!?!?!

Chapter 3

holy hell....

op much???

not a monkey scaring a dragon ffs

he is just a menace this entire page! LAMO

GOD DAMN-

THEY WANT HIM OUT SO FUCKING BAD XDDDD

bruh-

ooooooop foreshadowing alert

THATS BULLSHIT!! THEIR EXAGERATING THE HELL OUT OF IT!!!

oh- oh he really fucked up the life and death cycles- damn...

smart!!!!

he was thinking of paying a visit to heaven himself?? without an invite?? oh- that would not have ended well-

Chapter 4

here we go! first rampage through heaven!!

deva

NEZHA!!!!

ITS GIVING "who's this sassy lost kid?" VIBES XD

Chapter 5

does he not have a reputation yet???

Wukong is in so much fucking trouble oh god....

idiot

going to war over wine is a very Wukong thing to do-

Chapter 6

when did Nezha get here?

shapeshifter duels man... they be confusing af

oop he got caught-

Chapter 7

they seem to have forgotten what the meaning of immortal is

oop- he's being refered to as a monster instead of a king by the narrator- thats how you know he's pissed beyond all belief...

OH HES MAD MAD

HOLY FUCK

"i have to go exorcise a demon to defend the throne." pg 193

"he ligit just wrote "sun wukong was here" oh the fucking finger lmao

man... calling the banquet that is just salt in the wound.... really it is...

Chapter 8

sandy's got green skin, red hair, noted

it's pigsy -n-

he flirted with Chang'e..... this bitch

i already can't fucking stand him

Chapter 9

so he does have parents! lets see if they ever pop up again-

WHAT!?!?! WHY!?!!

Chapter 10

i didn't take in a sing thing that this chapter sad.... why is it even here-

Chapter 11

no thoughts head empty, why are we still on this? is there any plot relevance or???

Chapter 12

awwww their cute

good for him, coming from such humble beginnings

wow- ok thats kinda a really great honour to be called brother by the emperor

Chapter 13

lots of scenery! neat!

wft....

oop divine intervention o'clock

abuse???? hello??? what the actual fuck sir???

COWARD!!!

i am going to get so sick of him so quickly....

WUKONG!?!?!?!!!!! YER BACK!!!!!! YEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH

Chapter 14

wukong- bud... YOUR FUCKING FILTHY

yell that your not lying makes you less believable

HE'S NAKED?!?! OFC HE IS

brutal.... nice

ight show off, keep rambling about the shit you can do.

gay? /j but fr- i get that a naked monkey coming to your door may be a cause for concern but there was no reason to disrespect him like that-

he has a son??? when???

gross man- like i get you were trapped under a mountain- but gross

brutal... nice

EXCUSE YOU WHAT?!?! NAH, NAH HE DID NOT

A FEW WORDS?!?! FAM YOU READ HIM FOR A WHOLE PARAGRAPH SHUT YOUR MOUTH

thats not teaching tripitaka- a lecture is NOT teaching

GUAINYIN IS HERE!!! oh... Guanyin is here...

oh... fuck...

why is his name just 'Pilgrim' like i get it but i also don't... idk

oh he's gonna do it out of spite now for being called a bogus immortal by the dragon king

that entire painting is just of two gay lovers putting on shoes and getting immortality for it

well, he actually is really convincing, i can see why Wukong went back after those words...

yeah i'd be taken aback too bud

.......YOU COULD FINISH THE JOURNEY RN.... but he won't, that defeats the entire porpoise of it all

THIS BITCH!!!! I WILL ACTUALLY KILL HIM

HE ONLY STOPPED CAUSE I WAS AFRIAD THE FILLET WOULD BREAK

ON GOD I WILL THROW HANDS WITH A MONK I WILL

HE STARTED UP AGAIN?!??!!? STOP!!!!

OH OH! so you stop when you see how the pain is LITTERALLY TEARING HIS BODY APART! fuck you

HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO KILL HIM!?!?!?!? oh my god- i mean.... jesus.....

yes. its a great idea to go to the south sea and beat up the goddess who did this to you... super smart /s

all thoughts of disobedience and rebellion? no shot

Chapter 15

ah yes, lets start the chapter with Wukong hauling ass to save Tripitaka

Jesus them some powerful eyes

omg SHUT UP

YES YELL AT HIM WUKONG!!!

namby-pamby??

lawless lizard XD

harsh

they talk about him like he's not the son of a dragon king...

OH SHES PISSED AT HIM

so he's called 'third prince Jade dragon' gotcha

he's a fucking idiot

why are you being such a baby all of a sudden??

neat, he got the get out of danger free leaves now

if Rue had been in this part of the journey she would have been pretty interested in that

plot armour be like-

impressive

more divine intervention! oh my god-

so now it's early spring. jesus that means its almost been a year

Chapter 16

i don't know wether to be annoyed or what- were only a page into this chapter

"he may be ugly" BITCH WHAT

yeah... ight... i'd be annoyed with him too

somesones butt hurt that hes oooooold~

everyone is starting to get on my nerves like jesus-

wow the murder plots are real

he askin' for favours like he didn't just beat their asses 500 years ago

he's a little arsonist

LMAO UNO REVERSE BITCH

damn- he's already on shockingly good terms with him

HE SAVED YOU AND YOUR GONING TO PUNISH HIM FOR IT!?!?!

I'M GOING TO THROW HANDS WITH A MONK ISTG

and after all that your response is still murder??? really????

goddman.... he so mad he defiled a corpse- that wasn't very buddhist of you tripitaka

Chapter 17

not tripitaka using wukongs temper against others-

jesus christ man

"thunder god mouth" XDDD best way to describe it 10/10

THE THREATS

XDD the arrogance!! he called the demon "my son" before starting a lecture XDD

he gets annoyed when people call him the BanHorsePlague now, thats so fucking funny to me

he's so real for that though, i'd wanna eat in the middle of a fight too

he is actually a menace to humans goddamn

HE REDUCED THE DEMON TO A BURGER

love how their calling him 'old carcass'

there is a lot of seemingly nice senery in this chapter

how'd they know all of that just by seeing a goddamn meat patty on the side of the road???

this is gonna be a pattern isn't it-

conversations with these two go no where but damn they do be giving me L O R E

he's being so nice now lmao

wft....

ok *fine* she gets a pass but jesus

GRAPHIC

jesus wukong

HA got'em

"don't start trouble again" "i won't" LIES

Chapter 18

oooooh this is the pigsy chapter!!! i can't wait to see some ass be beat!

i- i don't think i like these people...

Wukong really just said don't judge a book by it's cover

why does he always say "your poor monk" it's grinding my gears

"tell me everything!" .... "from ancient times-"

his surmname meant hog....

i can only picture that one manga panel in jjk where Yuta is dragging Yuji along lmao

ancient toilet humour?

"where are you going darling" he says as he returns to his original form

love that wukong is described and then called "virtually a living thunder god"

"i'll follow you to the ends of the earth" (menacingly)

Chapter 19

why do they all have caves?

it is pigsy

damn- Wukong's reading him

are they really throwing celestial law at one another??

he's bragging... really?

ah yes, a summary of the first seven chapters

he really said set your house on fire and follow me

man's really stripped him of all he was worth and then dragged him by the ear... he's like a mom...

HE'S REFERED TO AS IDIOT! oh this just got so much better

lmao both of them going "wine? oh we still drink that"

Wukong admitted to being a light weight XD

pigsy, trying to say a heart felt goodbye, the other two; hurry the fuck up

"you know him and not me? what kind of fuckery is this?"

"he insulted me and the pig?!" "how?" *proceeds to tell tripitaka exactly how he and pigsy were insulted*

Chapter 20

just by the title alone i know imma start to have beef with pigsy

they still call him idiot! YES

it's pigsy getting bullied hours!!!

that- that was a very round about way of calling him a dick Wukong

annnnnd he's boasting again...

huh? flying bricks, talking pots, and dancing tiles... interesting...

this old man has balls

"fix your ugliness" DUUUUUDE

i'm about to highlight each and every time Pigsy is refered to as Idiot! shits too funny!

ahhhhh pigsy's first kill steal!

OH SHIT NVM

dude just ripped off his own skin! what a power move!

jesus-

and we get to the first time tripitaka is truely captured!

"for you culinary pleasure" XDDDD why is that so funny?

this guy's actually quite smart for that

damn...

good wisdom wukong

i love how wukong is so often describes as "the one with the thunder god mouth and hairy face"

he's got a good sense to be this scared of him

monkey-monk?? (why is that so funny to me???)

he just told wukong he was a 'buy one get one free sale'!! AND HE'S THE FREE BIT XDDDDDD

KILL STEAL!!! +1 for butality, pigsy's score is now -99 points!

Wukong actually let him have credit for the kill? goddamn- is that character growth i see?

Chapter 21

no he does not!

Aqua man?????

Really?? *face palms*

why does he insist on calling himself grandpa?

is he about to disapline him like a grandpa too??

Coward

the divine wind of Samādhi? like the Samādhi fire? NEAT!!!

more divine intervention i see

the trend of calling pigsy an idiot continues and i am thriving in this enviornment

can he be any less annoying?

*crybaby beings to play on loop in my head*

idiot

it was the fucking gold star of venus

very humble wukong

lawless ape! XDDD

love that offending the great sage is quite possibly a crime punishable by death now

Chapter 22

its sandy time!!!

wouldn't that be qualifies as an inland sea?!

i don't know how to feel about that entire passage

cloud surfing lessons

he called Wukong his assistant- oh boy if he had heard that...

he can be there in half an hour?! wild...

sandy is aquired

Chapter 23

still love that his nickname is practically idiot

please- stop refering to your staff as a rod- i can't take reading "you'll get a ___ from this Huge Rod!" anymore T-T

you fucking idiots- your banter has now left the master stranded and he's gonna get captured by demons!

serves you right

Wu kong being so shocked he actually acted poliet?

Unreal and nonexisting- well those are some red falgs if i've ever seen em in this book

SHIT JUST GOT SO MUCH FUNNIER OMFG

she just keeps going!? dude- please- how can someone have so much

omg- this is all a test of character isn't it...

tripitaka; wukong you stay! Wukong; the fuck you mean me!? make pigsy stay

the entier latter half of this page pisses me off. fuck you pigsy

OH EW! SEVEAR ICK- GROSS

I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU GREEDY WHORE

I KNEW IT WAS A TEST OF CHARACTER!!!!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!!

Chapter 24

serves him fucking right

i agree with Wukong, leave the pig and go

holy hell they haven't even covered one tenth of the distance yet?

this is the chapter that that one monkey king animated movie was about.

to cowardly to do it himself so he's gotta wait for Wukong lmao

thus begins an entire two-ish pages of Wukong stealing fruit again

Wukong makes me nevious frfr

if it were so embarissing maybe you shouldn't have done it in the first place

Chapter 25

wukong.... buddy.... no.....

good plan boy's

dude can pick (break?) locks.... good to know

why do you fight first and ask questions later....

he escaped thrice, got catpured thrice, kept playing tricks..... dude just wouldn't fucking stop....

[ladylooch]

Back from hangover nap #1

(This may or may not be passed on one of my nights out recently 👀)

*Letters in your last name au because I feel like this would have been one of their fun secret dates they went on*

Arcade bar date! Playing all the fun arcade and pinball games, racking up points, Kevin trying to show off to impress you at the punching bag game, racing on the race car games, eating yummy bar food and sippin on beers getting tipsy and having such a fun time that gets a little ✨steamy✨ on the walk back to the car before he drops you off at home like a gentleman 😏

I AM FUCKING OBSESSED WITH YOU. OH MY GOD, SAM AND KEVIN ARE MY FAVORITE OC CHARACTERS AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING CONSIDERING MY OBSESSION WITH TIMO AND EMMA. OKAY THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN. SORRY THIS IS SUCH AN AGGRESSIVE NOTE.

Smidge of a backstory here: Sam is Alex Stalock's brother, who was the Wild goalie when Kevin was traded to MN. (ohhhhh RIP, fuck me.) Alex does not know that Sam and Kevin are seeing each other in this blurb and Sam is a live in nanny for Alex.

"Wow, you are kicking my ass." Kevin mutters as I knock my latest Air Hockey goal in. I hide my laugh in the straw of my margarita. "This is going to be a hell of a come back."

"Awww and here you thought you were special." I bite my lip, blocking his latest attempt. He goes quiet, watching my movements and waiting for the right moment to hit the puck. It saucers so fast, I recoil my hand from my blocker. The puck goes in.

"My mom always tells me I'm special." He confirms, taking a sip of beer. He licks his lips afterwards that draws my attention to the way they shine in the purple lighting. Fuck, I want to taste him against my mouth right now.

"Yeah, I think that was part of the problem. It created your cocky attitude. Mr. 'you totally want a third date with me. I can see it in your eyes' ." I make fun of his comments after our second date. "It was the lighting, Kev. I'm here out of pity." I raise my eyebrows and smirk.

"Me too. Al told me you couldn't get a date." My smile drops off and he banks a shot in so we are tied.

Shit.

He doesn't even let me recover before he is serving me the winning goal. He tosses his blocker on the table, grinning at the prize he knows is coming.

"Pay up, princess."He murmurs as he rounds the table towards me. I bet him a smooch. His hands are possessive as he grips my hips. I toss my hands around his shoulders and kiss him with gusto. Our tongues meld together, tasting each other generously as our hands wander.

"Losing never tasted so good." I say against his lips, nipping at him once more before pulling back.

"Double or nothing?" He asks through hooded lids. His eyes trail over my cleavage while his hands rest in the back pockets of my jeans.

His hands are in the back pockets of my jeans again later as we make out on Al's front porch. Him and the fam are doing an overnight at the Great Wolf Lodge in Bloomington, so the coast is clear.

"Al isn't here." I whisper against his mouth. Kevin sighs heavily, groaning as he does. "You could not be a gentleman tonight. I won't tell."

"I don't wanna be, but despite what you think, my mama did raise me right." He gives me a few more soft kisses before he pulls completely away.

"Damn." I murmur, leaning against the support pole of the porch.

"But for the record, I really want to come in. See what kind of panties fit under these painted on jeans with no lines."

"None." He blows out a heavy sigh as I put my smile against his chest. "You're gonna kill me, Sam Stalock." He grips my ass one last time, then pulls his hands from my jeans. "I'm going to walk to my car now. And I will maybe see you at the game tomorrow?" I nod my head that he will, even though we won't interact because of our secret. "Okay. Sleep good." He lays one last sweet, longing kiss on my mouth, then begrudgingly releases my hand to walk back to his car.

[the-project-and-the-ghost]

[HEARTBURST]

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*after a bit of time passing and having recovered fully, mewtwo decides to meet the rest of the fam*

*he finds a rather attractive human woman cooking something... Must be something new since she's kinda fucking it up not gonna lie-*

????: God- fuck- i put too much... I'll just scoop out the rest, it's okay, not a big deal...

Mewtwo: uh hello?

????: Holy- helloooooo..? Whoever you are?? Who are you aaaaand... What are you??? I don't think i've ever seen anything about you anywhere.

Mewtwo: *sigh* Arceus give me strength- you're familiar with Mew, right?

????: Y-yeah???

Mewtwo: i'm like-... ughh god i hate even speaking of it- a clone? Something superior?

*the woman's gears are turning...*

*...and suddenly the light bulb is turned on*

????: Ohhhhh mewtwoooo okay i got it-

Mewtwo: goodness i hate that name-

*he gags at the mere mention of his name and anything related to it*

Mewtwo: uhhh what's your name, human? I'd like to meet everyone here and get familiar since i'm staying.

????: I'm...

*She thinks about it for a second... what is she hiding?*

Mary: i'm Mary, Mary Lavender, you?

*mewtwo is. Confused™, by her name...*

Mewtwo: are you really named "Mary Mary Lavender"???

Mary: no i'm- fucking hell- just Mary Lavender, nothing else! Fuck-

Mewtwo: language-

[THE POST CONTINUES WITH NO POTENTIALLY HARMFUL CONTENT BUT IT'S STILL UNDER THE CUT DUE TO IT'S LARGE AMOUNTS OF LENGTH]

Mary: anyway- who are you?

*mewtwo cringes at the thought of saying his name, it really brings up terrble, terrible, just horrible, terrible, terrible... horrible memories...*

Mewtwo: ... Hmmmm...

Mary: you don't like your name, huh?

Mewtwo: ughhh... Can you tell?

Mary: oof... If i had any ideas for a new name, i'd tell you, i'm sorry...

Mewtwo: it's alright, i'm kind of getting used to it anyway... Honestly i wish i didn't.

Mary: i'm sure you'll get the one you want soon, for now we'll call you bald snrk-

Mewtwo: Arceus that's worse- i have seen hairless Meowths in my life in the wilderness so NOOOOO THANK YOU.

Mary: yeah it's confirmed, we're calling you bald-

Mewtwo: NO.

*Mary laughs a bit, then focuses back on the cooking... Now i'd say "chore" because she was suffering trying to learn new recipes, but she actually managed to pull it off, slay queen*

Mary: oh shit i did it-

*someone steps through the backyard entrance door, carrying a basket full of fruits... GOD NO THEY DON'T HAVE A FARM IN THEIR BACKYARD, IT'D BE FUCKED BEYOND REPAIR BY THEIR PETS JESUS CHRIST*

???????: Hey everyone! I got all the fruits available!

Mewtwo: oop- holy-

*oh- OHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOH LOOKIE HEREEEEE~!*

*a shiny gardevoir with green vitiligo has entered the stage with fruits, and lordy me would you look at that... There's a reason mewtwo fell for this chick*

Mary: oh my god Celeste these look awesome! Thank you so much for the fruits!

Adam: ah we estan rebuenos estos! (Oh wow these are so good!)

Mary: snrk- when fruits look so good you bust out full paldean-

Adam: Ey™

Celeste: And i have few that you might like to try, too!

Adam: TELL ME YOU GOT THOSE ONES, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH-

*while everyone's talking around there with each other, mewtwo over here is... OVERFLOWING with thoughts*

Mewtwo in his mind: (HOLY ARCEUS GOD HIMSELF SHE'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL WH-)

Mewtwo: goodness gracious- /////////

*Mary, Adam, and the shiny gardevoir with green vitiligo look at mewtwo in confusion... The gardevoir stares for a different reason obviously*

Adam: what? Yo Mewtwo you good??

Mewtwo: yes i'm fine, now if you excuse me i'm gonna need some time alone so i can recollect myself be right bACK- ////////

Adam: ah- wait- wait mewtwo? Mewtwo that room isn't... Finished.

*mewtwo quickly leaves and goes to the guest room...*

*Adam sighs in "WELP" and promptly gives up on life*

Adam: good thing he's a psychic type, cuz i don't think he'd like how it looks currently...

Celeste: Does anyone think that thing's hot?

Adam: say what now-

*cue the glass shattering sound effect*

*Adam quickly turns to look at Celeste with a face of surprise, what did she just say???*

[end.]

[feysandfeels]

Right fam, we're back! I just had to go have some pasta because I hadn't eaten anything since brunch.

101. I do believe, wholeheartedly that Tharion is in fact the bitch that will jump off a bridge if his friends are jumping off the bridge.

102. Tharion making yet another queen mad by defecting... and I'm like Alexa play There She Goes by The La's. THEREEE HE GOOOOOOES, THERE HE GOES AGAAAAIN!

103. Ithan being like "I don't know why I asked" oh son... do you ever??? my blessed stupid and handsome with abs to lick love.

104. Will say though, as much as I am appreciating Ithan’s plot… like what was the point of another Fendyr heir… like do we need her? She literally was there, was snarky, got killed and do we need her back?

105. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ not Bryce.. “are you talking about him or me” when that other fae king tells her she brought traitors… Like this is the ONE time her comedic timing works JAJAJAJAJAJA.

106. JJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA IF YOU ARE DISOWNED, DISGRACED OR BOTH RAISE YOUR HAND JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA MK GÜEVON (bad words do not do not repeat) JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJ QUÉ CHISTOSA

107. And Dec and Flynn being the only ones who technically aren’t and so they CAN speak! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA NO I CAN’T I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD. I do fear this will add a star to my review. What a chef’s kiss moment!

108. How the fuck did Flynn’s sister get to this party?

109. Isn’t it v telling how Hunt understood why Tharion did what he did yet Bryce is ✨angry✨ at him…. So she can defy direct orders from her superiors and get everyone into danger… but Tharion can’t? Girl. We be judging.

110. Hey hey hey you asshole, be nice to your sister! She is in danger because of your actions… so like tone it down!

111. I will allow Bryce sassing the Avallen king because the rhythm of it and the delivery is actually 10/10.

112. Girl, what? Did Tharion just… what? Like what? Girl um, what? Did you? Girl I, sir - not a single well woven thought huh?

113. “it took Hypaxia seven hours, seven minutes and seven seconds to raise Sigrid” OMG ANGEL NUMBERS!

114. “Are we doing this?” // “Yeah, lets do it” Ohhhhh this is the stuff of romance.

115. so Sigrid is a Reaper now. Talk about a pointless plot

116. “bet you’re wishing you’d learned to read” JAJAJAJAJAJ I kinda like Sathia ngl… we vibing.

117. “since I met my mate, Danika Fendyr. Four years ago” Baxian I love you and I am with you forever.

118. Tharion and Sathia’s relationship like, let us sprinkle a “you can take the bed” here, and then we put this on low simmer while we stir and add more spice! KIDS WE ARE ABOUT TO COOK ONE HELL OF A MEAL

119. i just had a moment where I thought King Morven was Lidia’s father and I literally went “He’s her father” in that “and they were roomates” kind of way.

120.

121. Gravitas, Quinlan, a book by Hunt Athalar

122. I cannot with Bryce’s position when it comes to the Fae and I think Sathia is bringing up important points. Like Bryce cannot go on criticising them, holding their powerful relics and then telling them to fuck off. Like you have actual power to change things, Bryce. It cannot be out of sight out of mind but you are backwards idiots and I am the best fuck you attitude.

123. Bryce, babyboo… even Hunt knows that is not the attitude to take. And I can’t help but feel that Danika wouldn’t agree with you either, she had seen how fucked up the structures of her world were, she recognised that she had power to change them and she was doing something about it. Take a page of her book.

124. The way Lidia and Ruhn’s tension is carrying this book?? OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! It’s the tentative allies to friends to lovers to enemies to lovers!!!!!! UGH AND THE FACT THAT THEY ARE NOT MAIN COUPLE BUT WE GET THINGS OF THEM BETWEEN CHAPTERS AND HIDDEN MOMENTS? Sarah you know what you are doing!

125. Dec and Flynn are doing god’s work! I see you boos!!

126. No but like Lidia is so real for thirsting about Ruhn’s arms she forgot to answer a question. I hope you [redacted] and then [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] and [redacted] [redacted] [redacted], for all of us, who, sadly, can’t.

127. Baxian telling Bryce she shouldn’t judge the collective based on the actions of their leaders … and telling her about how Danika was handling it all. THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!

128. I feel that Dec and Flynn are nowhere to be found because they have been taken by the Fae King.

THEY TOOK OUT RUHN’S LIP PIERCING?! THEY! TOOK! OUT! RUHN’S! LIP! PIERCING!!

SOMEONE HOLD ME. SOMEONE HOLD ME RIGHT NOW. I AM ABOUT TO BREAK THE RULES OF TIME AND SPACE AN REALITY AND MAKE THEM PAY

MAKE THEM PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[clansocreations]

@leliesblou @scruggzi

Alrighty here goes nothing!

~~~

I love how the guys like I know that leg. That can only be one lady.

Yup. Knew it. Gosh some things never change

Hahahaha still as quick witted as ever

Oh! There's a bullet on the floor. Checkovs bullet.

Hear hear.

Gosh what an asshole

Oh she's got her gun back, the asshole don't know whats coming for him.

YEEEEEES AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HER

And bust out the kid on the way too!

Well that wasn't a very sturdy build was it

YESSSSSS AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HER

Omg train escape train escape

WHAT

What

LADY DETECTIVE WHAT

No?!

Omg omg them THEM THEM

OMG OMG COLLINS FAM PLUS ONE OMG SHE'S PREGNANT

Nah. She faked her death

Oh Jack. Oh. Oh he looks like shit. Oh Jack. She's not dead. She can't be dead, Jack.

Ohhhhh. You're gonna make me cry.

Oh and there's auntie Prudence.

OH MY GOSH ITS HER PLANE.

IT'S HER ITS HER I KNEW SHE WASNT DED.

WELL THATS ONE HECK OF AN ENTRANCE

No don't kiss bloody hell.

Uhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. He's looking like a ghost. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Well this do be awkward.

Oof.

Just hug him.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JACK NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T.

AH WELL. BACK TO THE

Aunt Prudence being aunt Prudence. Asjadjahdis

Oh yeah! Fence it to the man. You go show him! ALLEZ!

Oh now we getting into the m y s t e r y.

Ayayayayayayay this guy sus. The uncle sus.

Oh and that fellow also sus. Why are they all awake anyway?!

Are you awake? No!

Oh he's done with the shit. He's so done. Come on Jack.

AHAHAHAHAHA damn it Jack, you've never let her walk into danger alone if you knew about her getting into danger. You sure as heck won't this time.

AHA! THERE'S THE MAN. Knew it.

OH WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

Bloody hell he's dead!

Yes we, you're part of this now Jack. Yes

Lmao. We love them.

Phryne like 👀 what this.

Fahnenflucht? What like he quit the military without permission?

Jack just like nope I'm not having it.

Oh someone is pissed but who is it. Damn.

SHE IS WHAT.

She

Is

MARRIED

Okay so that's why he's pissed.

Damn. *Sigh*

Oh they do the 'Du' now. After so long.

I love them so much.

And of course the professor is still a flirt. Jack like 😐😐

Oooooooooooo what is the crypt of tears.

Oh we talking. Oh GODDAMN.

This is some epic shit here.

Well timed lightning strike for flair. Very mysterious.

Jack like, oh wtf why is it always her getting into this shit.

NO JACK

Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!

ES BRENNT ES BRENNT GO THE WTF

Oh. Oh no.

Wtf he go. Where he go

YES HE DIDN'T GET THE MACGUFFIN

Oh it was her mum's was it.

Jack being like I'm so sorry Ma'am.

Oh she's got a thing

She has a thing.

Omg that looks like the fucking golden compass from Dark Materials.

Miss Fisher and the heist movie. That's why we love her. First make sure no one is in the room then sneak in and do some light snooping.

Told ya the uncle sus. He sus.

Railways?! Huh?

OH NO HE IS BACK OH NO.

Oh window escape. Classic. Oh no she's been sussed out by Mr. Sus.

Hahaha! She standing on the windowsill like 🧍

NO DONT SHOW HIM THE MCGUFFIN

Oh no

Oh no.

They all got shot.

That was no sandstorm

Oh fuck. Poor girl. Poor little girl.

I love the music. Thars some swing right there.

Omg Jack is wearing a tophat. He looks ridiculous 😂

Yes! Dance! YES THEY DO. SNOOPING NWJILE DANCING. love the music.

Snooping while dancing. That's why we love them.

A gentleman's agreement lmao. Oof. You're too drunk, sir.

So much for that. Uh-oh

And there's the asshole from the beginning.

AND SOMEONE DEAD. OH. OH NO.

It's the uncle.

What the heck kinda gun is that.

"Wherever you go trouble follows"

"it's the other way around"

That's why we love her.

I like the butler.

Oh some serious deducting going on.

OH MY GOD THAT THING IS FUCKING BLOODY MASSIVE. ITS HUGE. ITS SO LARGE.

Threatening to shoot him in the foot lmaoooo

Aww Jack. He's like, DONT LEAVE ME AGAIN. What do I do if you don't come back?!

And so he's allowed to come.

Wait if they didn't give him the British pounds...where *are* they from

Ew. Gross. Sir.

Never bring a blade against three pistols yahaha.

As if you ever need my help

(ten seconds later)

Uhhh Jack? I need your help

OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS

Omg she married a gay man?!

She married a gay man to save his life! That's why we love her.

Jonathan is saying bullshit.

And she's having nightmares...?

Oh! Oh! They found it.

Eclipse is almost there too. No good no good.

Oh this is epic.

Oh is that her mother there.

OH NO IT WAS JONATHAN.

Crap in a cracker that's why he volunteered.

Oh SHUT THE FUCK UP SIR.

NO

No

No way. It was

THE MOTHER FUCKING BUTLER?!!?!??

I did not see that bloody coming.

Until like five seconds before the reveal.

I'll admit I did not see that bloody coming.

Hurray! Happy end! Kinda. Now for the epilogue.

Ohhhhhh I get it now.

Awww I'm glad.

Jack like oh no not again. Put the gun down pls.

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE. HE SHOT IN THE AIR I SAW.

Oh my gosh. OH MY GOSH. It's happening again. FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST KISS ALREADY. oh my GOD THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE.

THEY FINALLY SAID I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD.FUCKING FINALLY THE SLOWEST SLOW BURN EVER. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

Folks. This was a good end. Or ....was it? Set up for a sequel? Also she's technically a widow now sooooooooooooo.......

Oh my gosh fucking epic.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE ONLY TV SHOW WHERE ROMANCE IS TOLERABLE.

[tsuki-sennin]

Yes I'm late again, sorry, but Taro Tuesday is just as worthy of celebration as Momo Monday! Rest assured, if I'm late again, the Juto will come for me.

Spoilers, I guess...

-OOOOOOOOOH JIN

-So, I guess Sonoi's ancestors put Jin in Dad Jail?

-They didn't even give him socks, smh

-So, if Jin's supposed to keep them out, how exactly does he do that? Is he a living barrier, or is he like actively banhammering them?

-Yep, visiting hours are over. Get outta here.

-Origami = Evil, gotcha. I'm pretty sure that was a running theme among the Deadmans over in Revice Land.

-Hail to the Origami King.

-Looks like Sayama's still got his job despite how much of an obvious liability he's being.

-OH NO THEY FOUND DOG MAN

-"Hey! I'm buying my girlfriend EVERY dress, get on it!"

-Oof. Fired just like that.

-Wow, no respect for restaurant owners, smh

-OH HE RUNNIN'

-Jumpin' too!

-Yeah, cut your losses Tsubasa

-OH HE TELEPORTS TOO

-Yep, Sayama's fucked.

-Ninja master.

-Oh epic, Taro's a qualified ninja now!

-Oh, yep. This old dude's our Hitotsu-Ki! ...is he Ninja-Ki, Ninpuu-Ki, or Shuriken-Ki?

-Oh, Tsuyoshi too!

-Did eating that piece of newspaper fuck up his insides?

-Yep, called it!

-What a kind man, nursing a stray dog back to health :)

-"You were that crazy yellow girl who this guy held me hostage with! ...I'm Tsuyoshi, I'm a happily married man of 33 and my wife is the most beautiful woman in the world :D"

-OHHHHH HE OUT

-OOOOOOOW THAT HURTS

-I see Haruka went to the Hana Natsuki School of Drawing Blood with Palm Technique.

-HE FUCKING KICKED HER

-"PLEASE STOP KILLING EACH OTHER I'M JUST ONE MAN!"

-Ohhhhh, the Professor has come~!

-Lotta Shuriken emphasis... yep, Shuriken-Ki!

-This guy's definitely as extra as Takaharu, at least.

-Wow, Don Momotaro has nothing but disrespect for this man lmao

-"Hey, how about you go commit medical fraud?"

-"Ooooooooh, if only we knew who that pheasant guy was!"

-Sooooo, if Tsuyoshi was barefoot when he transformed, does that mean his feet weren't protected in battle? Seems like a bit of a design oversight, if you ask me.

-Wow, that was a quick hospital visit. In and out, just like that. Every country's healthcare is better than American healthcare, smh

-My man has constipation

-Oh, now Tsubasa's suffering has increased tenfold.

-Rice porridge, lovely. I sure hope he gets more than that, at least. Maybe some chicken soup.

-The suffering these two men go through on a daily basis, I swear.

-Time for Professor Saruhara's ultimate forbidden healing technique.

-...salt. Head.

-Prayer.

-Don't you dare spill a grain of that!

-Oh my god, they're making him do busy work to avoid fucking up anything else.

-"OH MY GOD THE PHEASANT'S THE WIFE GUY"

-OH SHE'S BACK

-...Miho, I promise, Tsuyoshi's not been having an affair.

-OH FUCK MIHO

-N-Natsumi? Natsumiho?

-Tsubasa-kun! It's time for walkies!

-"Whoa, nice salt strat!"

-...Ohhhhh, because salt is used for warding off evil! Pretty slick double meaning you've got there, Inoue!

-Don Robotaro~! Yo, sekai ichi~!

-Oh yay, Don't Boo~!

-We did it, fam~!

-Guess ninja dude calmed down and picked up a thing or two. That's nice~!

-OH NO

-Miho-chan's a Juto! D:

-That's one hell of a crane though, goddamn.

-What, we're combining next episode!? You don't just show that after that! ...then again, I really want that Don Onitaijin on screen as soon as possible... well, they got me good! I'm hooked!

[badedramay]

AryLie ki Pasoori - 14/02/22

Happy Valentine’s Day! 

Romantic scenes nahin mile per pyaar BHAR BHAR MILA!!! I watched the entire episode simply FREAKING OUT BECAUSE OH MY GOD????????

but firstakjdhaea HOLD UP! Tere Naam???? You know...I ain’t even mad. I needed this reality check. FREAKIN’ needed it! Matlab here I was udofying in the aasman and Atif said hogaya behen ab neeche aaja and BAM I am back on the ground. TERE NAAM KON BAJATA HAI YAAR?!?!?!

MUST all songs be about death and gloom!??!?! 

The entire sequence was just so...dslkahewa! I was half laughing half awwwing because bruh the shots were just so gorgeous?! Aryan running to Imlie as a tear fell from her eye. THAT BLOODY EK ANSU! the way we have been conditioned to feel about it. the ansu that Aru will ALWAYS catch! IT WAS CRUEL TO SHOW US AN ANSU FALLING BUT ARU NOT BEING THERE! Ohhhhh they knewww what they were doing! THEY KNEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

HOw pretty are these shots?!

BUT THEN!!! MATLAB PROPER LITERAL ACTUAL KHIDKI TOD ENTRY OF OUR HEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I AM HOWLING IT HAPPENED ALL OF A SUDDEN I ACTUALLY CRIED OUT IN SURPRISE ADN THEN HAD TO PAUSE TO FOR A GOOOOOOOOOOD LONG LAUGH BECAUSE YEH KYA THAAAAAAAAAA????? HE JUMPED IN FROM THE WINDO!? TOD KE AGAYA?!?!? HOW DID HE KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON INSIDE? HOW DID HE KNOW IN WHICH ROOM SHE WAS IN??? 

AINVAYI Ghalib said Ishq Ne Nikamma Kardiya...Aryan toh Ishq mein actuall superhero bann gaya!!!!

Of course he saved her and the whole family going aye hayye kya hua happens. URGGGHHH I WAS DYINGGGG AT HOW aRYAN was half fussing over Imlie and half answering all of the family’s questions! i CRIED at how he told the T. fam to make space as Imlie was having trouble breathing. AND OYEEEE MALINI KI SHAMAT!!!!! Despite the glasses you could SEEE Aryan’s eyes turn red with rage when Sundar mentioned Malini taking the pest spray. and then Malini HAD to go and fuck things up more for her by making that ridiculous excuse and Aryan straight up told her she’s DUMB ADLHAWEA!! THIS BANDA YAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! aisi CLASSIC beissti kardeta hai!!

AND THEN AND THEN!!

IMLIE HELD HIS FINGER TO GET HIS ATTENTION!!!

MAIN TOH WAHEEEEEENNNNN MARR GAYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

It was all just so freakin’ domestic! and THANK GOD madam didn’t get up and started her lectures again. IT WAS ARYAN IN CONTROL AND HE REMAINED SO TILL THEN END!!!!

Real talk..the way he always addresses the Tripathis with so much respect???? MY MAN IS A GENTLEMAN. I say this always I say this again...HE’S A MAN RAISED BY WOMEN AND IT SHOWS!!!

Agaye Arpita and Narmada suitcase leke! LIKE THIS WAS SO SMART THOUGH???   OF COURSE IT WOULD’VE BEEN WEIRD JUST ARYAN STAYING IN THE HOUSE SO BEFORE ANY SUCH OBJECTION TOOK PLACE HE HANDLED THE SITUATION??? he really would do anything to make sure Imlie is not troubled no? T___T

SPEAKING OF DOMESTICITY. thank you I am dead but HELLOOOOOOO ARYLIE????? THEIR CONVERSATIONS????? THE FUCKIN’ CASUALNESS WITH WHICH THEY CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER NOW???? THE BANTER????????? I AM DEAD??????? 

Ek toh yeh P se Pyaaar word legit HAUNTED Aryan the entire day xD First Arpita almost slipping that word and Aryan’s entire face becoming a ! sign. then Imlie saying he’s in love with ADITYAAAA cuz Aryan is obsessed with him (oh Imaliyaaaaaaa...you are hovering JUST around the point and yet missing it entirely!!) Ladai jhagda pyaar ki pehli seedhi then next seedhi then next seedhi OH MY GOD IMLIE THAT’S YOU! THAT’S YOU WITH ARUUU NOT ARU WITH ADI!! ASKJDHAWWA

Aryan’s subconscious is TUNED to being protective of Imlie. even in hypothetical bantery conversations he wouldn’t let anything hurt Imlie.

“Zyada uper jaogi main neeche se seedhi hata dunga.”

“Phir toh hum girr jaenge..”

“Main tumhein girne nahin dunga.”

ASHIQ SINGH RATHORE YOU ARE MAKING IT WAY TOOOO OBVIOUS!! WAYYYY TOOOOO OBVIOUSSSSS!!!

noooo I AM WATCHING THE SCENE AGAIN AS I AM TYPING THIS AND DYING ALL OVER BECAUSE ARYANNNN BEING SO GRUMPY THAT IMLIE WAS BEING ANNOYED AT HIM FOR SAVING HER AND HIM SARCASTICALLY SAYING SHE SHOULD SEND HIM A MESSAGE TO TELL HIM WHEN SHE’S GONNA GET IN TROUBLE NEXT SO HE WOULD COME THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR GHANTI BAJA KE TO SAVE HER AKJDHWEAEAW

AND THEN POOR ARPITA GETTING STUCK IN THESE TWO IDIOTS ROZ KA LAFDAA! real real REAL talk but Aryan and Arpita are a BLESSING for me..me who is a sucker for bhai-behen relationship done right. There’s something so endearing about this visual of a tall Aryan..a bharpoor mard...acting like a child wanting to hide behind his Di’s pallu because he doesn’t want to get into trouble. and Arpita..SWEET PYAARI DARLING Arpita saving her little brother but also teasing him? MAIN MARR GAYIIII

ARYAN AGAIN BEING GRUMPY THAT IMLIE WOULD RATHER STAY WITH MAA AND DI BUT NOT HIM LIKE SONNNNNNN!! TERA PURA SWAG SOLAR SYSTEM KE HI BAHAR CHALA JAATA HAI WHEN YOU ARE AROUND HIS GIRL! THE HOLD SHE HAS ON HIM I AM NOTHING BUT A GIANT BALL OF SQUEALS!!! IMLIE BEING SWEET TO DI BUT THEN FROWNING TO ARYAN LIKE EXCUSSEEEE MEEEE YEH KYAAA HORAHA HAI????

and i am SORRY but ASHIQ ARU SINGH RATHORE AAP JEALOUS HORAHE HO!! Jealous cuz Imlie said HE is the one to always instigate Aditya! yaaaaarr!!! ITNA BHI KYAAA OBVIOUS HONA?!??!

“Kisi ki kab aadat lag jaati hai pata hi nahin chalta...”

Aryan toh aadat ke stage se kaafiii aage nikal chuka hai but I am waiting for Imlie to realize her aadat! WHAT WOULDN’T I GIVE TO SEE HER MISS HIS ABSENCE JUST ONCE????

lastly. YES THANK YOU ARYAN FOR BAJAOING IMLIE FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE OFFICE! I WAS SO FUCKING MAD AT IMLIE FOR DOING THAT BUT HAH!! it always takes the writers snooping around in the tag to realize what kaand they did. but hey..at least they address it! ACHA HUA. THODA AUR SUNAYE IMLIE KO. USKI MOTI AQAL MEIN BAAT KAHAN BETHTHI HAI?!

now i’ll go back to screaming.

[ichayalovesyou]

Requiem for Methuselah (live reaction):

Say it with me: Agoraphobia (plus robot waifu)

Damn bitch?! What is your problem?! Ppl are dying???? Assjole.

Jim aint fucking around! Don’t threaten his crew!

How old is this dude?? He flinched like he was there?????

So this bitch is just Jeff Bozos then? He’s got no business having a house that big for TWO PEOPLE.

Awww I like her already. I know what happens tho :/

This man is already HORRIBLE wow toxic toxic toxic toxic toxic toxic TOXIC yuck!

SPOCK?! BRANDY?! Unaccustomed emotion???? Openly admitting to emotion??? Before a drink?! W h a t

Oh nooooo she reminds Jim of Spock with her big brain and Spock is being himself oh no Jim is DOOMED

Bones like “you mean you’ve studied even more than I have and you act like you regularly get more than two hours of sleep, god I wish I was YOU.”

God no wonder Jim falls for this girl she’s lovely and smart and competent frick I M FALLING FOR HER.

Spock shows off that he can play piano, while Jim is flirting with Rayna? Subtle my dude, no jealousy here!

Also Spock can play piano? 😍🥴

SPOCK IS GLARING OML (I presume, under the assumption Jim & Spock have been dating, and something occurred where they “took a break” and that’s when this all happened)

“Jim look I’m talking nerdy about Johannes Brahms you love it when I infodump pls come back please-“ OOF

THIS IS SO a getting-back together-after-a-fight type story oh shit! 😂😂😂 (Rayna is such a rebound gf omfg she is SO MUCH like Spock I’m dead!)

Man I really do NOT blame him for falling in love with Rayna DAMN 😍 even if he is a lil’ bit of a slut sometimes, at least he has taste when it comes to the women he falls hard for.

That robot is so obviously on a string lmfao

Yeah I don’t like it either Jim, oh look Spock is encouraging Jim to leave Rayna be omfg the subtlety is NON-EXISTENT

Awww Rayna is so sweet and Flint is a POS, this episode is gonna break my heart 💔

Ohhhhh babeyyyy Rayna noooooo Flint is a Piece Of Shit

Ohhhkay Jim you’re getting a liiiiiiittle ahead of yourself there fam. That break up with Spock must have been real bad if you think you love her damn.

Spock being so grim about immortality and love, knowing he will outlive Jim? Maybe that’s what their break was about on his end? (Excuse me while I make headcanons for my fanfic).

DAMN BONES GET HIM! RIGHT FOR THE JUGULAR!

Stop manipulating Jim! Oooooooooh FLINT IS A POS! Awwww Rayna nooooooooooo!!!! Yeah girl YOU CHOOSE! Empower!!!

Feminist Kirk! Oh Spock knows what’s gonna happen, he’s watching what will inevitably happen between Jim and himself. Oh, oh Rayna...😔

This is SO low-key about Spock coming to terms with his longer lifespan and choosing to love Jim anyway. Awwwwww.

Bones out here reverse psychology-ing Spock into accepting the inescapabiliy of his feelings for Jim AGAIN.

Only bonded Vulcans meld with unconscious partners. I’m JUST SAYING.

[bucksbisexual]

okay since im rewatching 2gether, might as well make my reaction public lol

tine trying to be a supportive boyfriend by asking wat if something is troublig and wat’s himbo self being like “nah fam im good” god i love this dumbass

also tine not knowing how to talk about his feelings is so relatable help

honestly i would’ve LOVED to see sarawat at least one (1) question

tine’s smile while wat drinks..... Sir I Am In Love With You

also his blush..... Sir I Am More In Love With You Than I Was Before

“is the lyric about smile or happiness?” “don’t cheat” wat saw through his bullshit right there KSJFHKS

i wonder what’s in those glasses because it doesn’t quite look like coke but it obviously isn’t beer,,,,

ohhhhh “a friend from high school” ... explains tine’s reaction we see in the teaser when he introduces pam as his highschool friend

also explains why tine thought sarawat made that video for her instead of him. wat is in his high school clothes and tine probably thought it was before he saw him (when in fact it was probably recorded the same day lmao sarawat hopeless romantic)

tine: one more game! [spins the coin and supposedly falls on heads] wat!

sarawat: no one can talk to me if i fall asleep

i’m trying not to look at bright’s jiggly butt why is ass so fat fOR

it doesnt add the points here if i dont write something else so intro time yeet

yknow what . we need more earn and more pear in these two last episodes . i need my wlw rep and i need it Now

“personal space is important even for couples” still cant believe man was the owner of their braincell in this scene

tine giving all of type’s info away to wat so wat can give it to man who tine knows will use to pester him until he becomes his boyfriend...... say it with me: tine mantype shipper

“how did you know?” “i prayed to god” literally the funniest part ever

manboss: im not going good luck wat: you’re so full of bullshit

GREEN <3

i will just say that pink is tine’s best colour. i need him in every soft pink thing u can find. it accentuates his skin colour so perfectly and we are Here for it honeyyyy

MIL SHUT THE FUCKUP

sarawat being a savage (rachet booty nasty) we stan

bro get over him oh my god he’s taken and happy with wat LEAVEEEEEE

and man pestering type begins Now ksjfh

i’m like 100000000% sure that the only thing in that whole backpack is a pencil and half of an eraser

im also sure type saw him buy the book since u literally can see him from where man and that girl are and

hold up the waiter looks like a guy from whyru,,,,,,,,,,

i need someone to write a fic about tine being an astronomy lover and wat falling in love with him because of the joy in his eyes when he talks about the stars and interesting facts about the universe and new discoveries of galaxies and other things that wat doesnt really care about but he listens to either way because he’s too in love to shut off his brain

okay back to the episode sorry i just really had to say this

wat really said “don’t take advantage of me when i’m sleeping” when they haven’t even kissed.......... no words, completely speechless

tine probably thought he was being real sneaky right there lmao boy he fell asleep 2 seconds ago

god green really appears for 2 seconds and yet he steals the show KSFJHKFJFS he really was about to beat the person in front of him’s ass for not walking faster im crying i love him

BITCH SHUT UP AND LEAVE THEM ALONE STOP TRYING TO BE A HOMEWRECKER

wat looks so offended by his offer it’s so funny jhfksjhgj still MIL GET THE FUCK OUT

them running around is so funny when u know they had to do that like 20 times and were tired as fuck KSJFHKSHFS

WAT YOU SMOOTH FUCKER i love u

omg the bracelet truly isnt there at the start of the scene :-(

“nuisance tree” lemme just cry a bit

the music stopping here......... they truly played with our feelings there huh

WAT YOU SMOOTH FUCKER 2

the reactions are so kdrama outro i cant breathe KJHFJSFKJS

GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTT

“well, you left him” IM GOING TO STEP ON YOU

bracelet where r u :-(

“it was here a second ago” it wasn’t im an obsessed bitch and noticed just as the scene there started

he looks so worried:-( tine baby

“i can make you a new one” “but i want the old one” why do i feel like that has more than one meaning,,,

half of the times wat touches tine’s head his hands are dirty as fuck lmaoooooo

is- is someone wearing a marihuana dress??????

manbosss again and he has a book

type is the teepakorn brother that can lie and will lie meanwhile tine can’t lie for a living

I LOVE THIS GUY GIVE ME HIS SELF CONFIDENCE

dim really made up a whole spirit just for wat to be with tine lmao i cant breathe (unless the pine tree spirit is an actual thing and he just used it for this specific thing lmao)

“that senior is me” “and who did you go with?” “that was a long time ago” “it wasn’t me, it wasn’t me” “green, drop it!” i love them KSFJHFSJHF

green and wats faces i cant bREATHE these are the faces of people who know this is all fake

BRO WAT WASNT EVEN THAT SLICK WITH THE PAPER IN HIS HAND SJKHSFHHKFS

my guess is that he had two papers that were the same number just incase they didnt get the same number but then somehow mf MIL had to come in and ruin it

i dont know who chose to make bright wear this much brown but it honestly fits him so well

coffee for his soon to be boyfie

man: loving u is kind of bothering? type: o_o man

he’s still reading the book kjshfsf WAIT HES SO CUTE

“you gotta miss me if i don’t show up one day” “just back off. i’m leaving. do not follow me. give me some time to miss you” okay tsundere ass bitch

type’s so rich he’d rather spend money on getting his tire fixed than get it fixed by man for free i hate rich people

he’s also too rich to care to check if his doors were locked i-

“for me?” “do you see anyone else?” bitch ass tsundere

type: smiles, realises he just did that, eyes cutely go o_o

type looks so cute in that scene for no reason im going to eat ur cheeks if u dont stop being a cutie

aaaaaand of course theyre not paired up

dude of course he is youre creepy and also trying to break his relationship apart only because u dont have the decency to see that you dont have a place in his heart whatsoever

dim honey........ jskhsjf

tine’s hair....... PLEASE I NEED TO TOUCH IT IT LOOKS SO FLUFFY

“the spirit doesnt like it when you pray with your eyes opened” did literally no one notice how nonsense that was? KSFJHSJ

GREEN U SCARED THE BABY WHY WOULD U DRESS LIKE THAT

he looks so cute im gonna cry like actually cry

weak ass blankets they gave them i swear

if u cuddled then u wouldnt have been cold but noooooo ur big puppy boyfriend has trust issues

baby:-((((((((((( i will cover u with a blanket and give u lots of kithes and hugs

tine having his phone die at an important moment and also having no sense of direction whatsoever is so relatable lmaooooo

thank god for the rain because otherwise sarawat wouldnt have ran the way tine actually went lmao i wouldve beaten dims ass if mil was the one who found him

this scene hurts so much:-(( his throwing the grass like that in complete defeat??????? the flashback to him saying that bad things seem to happen to them lately makes my heart break

the soft touches:-((((( please im gonna Cry

dnotsaysorrydontsaysorrydonsaysorrydontsayHE SAID SORRY FFS

baby :’((((((

“i prayed for something but i havent redeemed that prayer yet” “what did you ask for?” “it’s if i got to see you again, i would show you the video i made. it’s the song your smile you are so curious about” BITCHHHHHHHHH

HES GONNA SHOW ITTTTTT YES I LOVE HOPELESS ROMANTIC HIGHSCHOOLER SARAWAT

he’s all shy i cant breathe he cant even look at the screen skjfhksh

oh so it was on the same day sksjhj forgot about that

I CRY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

tine is all blushy im gonna sob i love these two

im trying not to scream and tines reaction to wat telling him he went to every scrubb concert just to look for him

ITS NOT GONNA GET STUCK ON THE VIDEO BABY HE WILL LIKE U BACK IN A YEAR!!!!!!

“i like you” “yeah. i know. i like you too” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LITERALLY REWATCHINNG BUT I STILL JUST SCREECHED AT THAT I LOVE THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

their smiles after he said it tho.......... my heart hURTS

wat: the wish only drew us to cross paths again. us being together is because of something else, tine: what then? wat: shout out to my homies for being there for me since day one i love u bros

THE FLASHBACK AAAAAAAA I FOUND HIM YES U DID BABYYYYYY

boss’s whistle after he tells them that he only said he would kiss him until he dropped lmaoooooo

“his name is tine. [with the softest voice ever] what a cute name”

manboss looking at each other like this bitch is so gone for this random dude but we’re gonna support him because we’re the only friends he has

wat was probably wishing the pool had water in it so he could throw both of them into it at that moment KJSFHJSFHF

“he’s the one i like” “shiiiiiit” same dim, same

fan dee nAAAAAA

his ass was so gone he was gonna make his ig username lovetine i literally cant believe him

boss having the braincell in this scene i love it

“but earn has a boyfriend” LIES. SO MANY LIES. ITS A GIRL. SHES A WHOLE LESBIAN.

boss once again being the owner of the braincell...... im starting to think he owns it half of the time

“you get it now? us being together is not a coincidence. it’s because of us” WAT YOU SMOOTH FUCKER 3

wait,,,,, tine’s little head tilt,,,,,,, SIR I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU

the stars!!!!!!!!! theyre there!!!!!!

“i think nothing bad is going to happen anymore” honey you got a big storm coming

it ended :’(((((( my beautiful boys i love this episode and drama so much i swear

lets watch the next episode teaser

i dont think tine is gonna lsiten to pam saying that but if he does,,, baby pls dont overthink okay he loves u and wont leave u for anyone in the world

phukong dont come back to him he knows that u like him and will play with ur feelings

type is gonna have to choose between im guessing either a boy interested in him from work or man and im gonna vote for him going with man lets hope i win

WHAT IS WRNOG WITH U BRO GET OUT HES HIS BOYFRIEND OF COURSE HES GOING TO CARE AND WORRY YOURE JSUT A CREEP FOLLOWING HIM AROUND HOPING THAT THEIR RELATIONSHIP ENDS SO U CAN SNEAK IN UGH

“is pam your first love?” WHY DID U END THE TEASER THERE AAAAAAA BITCH

im so glad that the episode comes out today because i Need to know more

okay thats it if anyone read all of this first of all sorry kjshkfj and second of all thank u ,, u didnt have to but u did and ily for that okay bye

[themapleleafdiaries]

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[sweetmintmemes]

CODY KO STARTERS:

THAT’S CRINGE: Jake Paul Teacher Diss pt 1 / 1 Contains : Adult language Can change pronouns!

“The weirdest internet beef.”

“GET 'EM!”

“The people that teach the youth of America.”

“This is what the internet is. Isn’t it awesome?”

“Once you go on Instagram and call people broke, that automatically bars you from ever being able to step foot in a Nissan Versa ever again.”

“Mazda, Mazda, Mazda.”

“What class is this?”

“OHHHHH!”

“He’s not holding anything back!”

“It’s _____ vs. old teacher.”

“As a Youtuber, this might be helpful to you.”

"t’s not her fucking bit!”

“You’re a bit-biter!”

“This class is for the 21-year-olds who still go to high school.”

“You’re a dick.”

“Why are you making a diss track about high school teachers?”

“BARS!”

“This is assault.”

“One kid just pulls out a brick.”

“Alright students, welcome back to “How to buy a Lambo Cash 101″.”

“Today we’ll be learning about tax evasion.“

“You need the math.”

“I want hyper-secure knowledge that benefits the one percent. How the fuck am I going to get a million dollars?“

“If I knew how to get a million dollars, I wouldn’t be a fucking teacher.”

“His audience is like fucking 13-year-olds.”

“They look exactly like him!”

“That’s just a dad joke.”

“You get flexed on but then you get dissed in the same thing.”

“Fuck you, dude.”

“Who cut this?”

“The teacher is tied up.”

“Fuck up a teacher.”

“The diss track was kind of dope but the video was weird when he literally kidnapped Pusha-T while dissing him.”

“There is literally nothing hard about walking into a classroom.”

“Well, that’s their job.”

“You know, as much as you shoot spitballs at me, call me a pussy when I turn around, flip me off? I think you have a lot of talent.”

“SUCK MY DICK, BRO!”

“TELL ME SOMETHIN’ ‘BOUT A LAMBO FERRARI IN THE LIT BAE FAM, BRAH!”

“This is rough.”

“This sounds like she’s holding onto the back of a truck and it’s just swerving all over the desert.”

“Flow class? Is that something you want?”

“YOU UGLY AS SHIT.”

“I run up with, um, coupons?”

“YOU WACK! LIKE I’M BEATING MY MEAT!”

“Bars or no bars?”

“Oh tragic.”

“He just rhymed nothing with nothing.”

“You have to be the worst person ever.”

“Bro, I swear to god, if you don’t acknowledge my California Dream right now.”

“They sound like Kidz Bop.”

“I’d be scared shitless of this frame.”

“Bruh! WOOOOO!”

“ ____ , you betta shut your ass up!”

“I’m essentially parenting these kids.”

“Suck my ass, dude.”

“That was dope!”

“You suck!”

“You should feel so bad watching this. You are garbage.”

“How can you take an L that bad?”

“It’s just poetry.”

“Hold this fucking L.”

“Fuck doctors, dude!“

[howdoyousleep3]

Oh my god you just keep delivering, that prompt for 14+15 was everything I wanted. I'm inspired by Steve At Work now like he's taken Bucky with him to the office at least once, right? Had him bring him lunch and then fucked him on his desk, maybe prompt 4 to keep him quiet. Or had Bucky sit under his desk out of sight and made him suck him off while he takes a phone call. The possibilities are endless oh my lord, you're a star

Ohhhhh, fam I most definitely may or may not be writing a story rn about Bucky showing up to Steve’s work with a focus on pantiiessssss, look at you reading my mind!!

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 19.08.19 lb

omg this sass queen. i love her. my god, she is all types of goals. the way she's handled this whole thing, fuck, what a badass.

idhar bhi k3g scene chal raha hai. all the parent-child relationships strong af on star plus today (1, 2)

ravi in outright tears here, like a kid who lost his mom in the supermarket.

abhi ke ABHIIIIII pune jaana hai? now we know where rohit gets his impulsiveness from.

lo, poora ghar uth gaya hai. i swear to god i could never survive in a joint fam. having to hang out with like 25 ppl every time something happens, whether good or bad.... what a goddamn nightmare.

sona successfully shaming the dude using his daughter and telling him to never show her his sleazy face again, fucking amaaaaaaazing.

good lord rohit.

ok fwd fwd fwding till she sees it's him. ainvayi mein yeh suspense lamba kheenchna is my pet peeve.

little bit of tellywood irony i absolutely love: every time he loses the watch, it ends up in her hands and leads him to her. mata rani is really beating him over the head with her sign but this idiot is just too dense to see it currently.

ouff phone waale masle.

yes, veena needs to calm down, BUT I HATE WHEN MEN TELL WOMEN TO CALM DOWN. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLES, THAT'S HER EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHILD.

whoops she almost let it slip why he went to pune.

lmao as if naren bhai knows ANYTHING that's happening around here.

my poor sad son. yaaar, heterosexual love is the worst. kya haalat bana rakhi hai bande ne.

apparently pune doctors are loath to get out in this weather. shankar vows to get them to mumbai faster.

ok sona is going into parvati mode.

ouff, iska raima jaap. ab toh nafrat ho gayi hai with the very concept of raima. 

lol paani ki bottal nahi hai, medical box nahi hai, kuch bhi nahi hai, toh sona is making patti out of her dupatta and rainwater. a regular macgyver only she is.

finally, she saw the phone!

aaaaaaaaand she dropped it. ouff, i hate contrived drama like this.

full family does not seem to understand the concept of a loved one's intuition when something is wrong. IT'S A REAL THING, YOU EMPATHY-LESS BITCHES.

thank god they finally picked up.

of all those things, bukhaar is the most worrying one? not the chot and the behoshi????

phone dead. this episode is really trying The Fucking Most with me with this bullshit.

CHARGER WIRE BHI NAHI HAI. HAI KYA IS GAADI MEIN, HEIN???? CHAAR PAIYYEN TOH HAI NA???? YA WOH BHI KAHIN PE UTAAR RAKH DIYE??????

seedha MLA ko call. must be nice to be rich and connected.

GREAT, THIS DUMBASS CALLED PRANITI AND SAARA BHAANDA PHOD DIYA. OMG CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT YOU SENTIENT BAG OF TOENAIL CLIPPINGS?!?!?!?

idhar inn sabbbbbb ke produced professional melodrame se bhi zyaada drama karne suman aa pohunchi hai.

omfg yes nethra has lost the last fuck she had tonight. YAAAAAAAAAS. TELLLLL HERRRRRRRRRR NETHRAAAAAA.

fuck meeeeee, that was so satisfying. i want sona and nethra to give me personality development lessons coz they are literally the women i want to be when i grow up.

NAREN YOU BETTER SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I COME IN THERE AND SHUT IT FOR YA

ofc this nosy bastard has to also know why rohit went.

AJIT. MY FAVT SMOL BEAN. BEST SIPPY BOY HAI TU. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY DAMN HEART, KID.

excoose, yk? why you taking nosy akash's side? you think this will get you brownie points with him re: the whole pooja thing? pls. aisa kuch bhi nahi hone waala.

great now rohan is also jumping in. FUCK, DANGAL CHAL RAHA HAI KYA????? ARE THE SIPPYS GONNA START BRAWLING HERE LIKE THE OBROS/VIRANIS??? (@ me but this is the best fucking thing mais has ever made, and i still go and watch it every few weeks and lmao like it's the first time i'm seeing it.)

also why is today's episode so damn long for this faltoo ki bakchodi? i can't handle this much nonsense drama in one day.

my god shut the fuckkkk uppppppppp all of youuuuuuuu i hate you all. ajit/veena, pls gtfo this room full of fucking lunatics.

vimmi is like uhhhhhhh, if any of you dipshits actually cares, just fyi - rohit's reached the hospital.

hein? itniiiiiii serious thi baat? surgery mein ghusaa diya?

oh. stomach pump kar rahein the coz he drank poisonous sharaab. ofc. jo glenfiddich peeta hoga, uski body will obviously reject desi tharra.

ugh i hate you naren.

this relationship means EVERYTHING to me. fucking everything.

oh ho veena, your son is a grownass man of like 35, pls stop taking responsibility for his poor life decisions. hadh hoti hai.

mom is like OMFG SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT RAIMA I CAN FINALLY TALK ABOUT IT TO SOMEONE WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELL AND SOME EMPATHY JFC THANK GODDDDD

sona's like i'm no ACP pradyuman, but your son has Big Time Issues, ma'am. care to explain?

for perhaps the first time in the history of desi moms, one respectfully declines to comment on her kid’s personal shit. my respect for veena just shot waaaaaaaaaaaay up.

air hostess; is that what veena said raima was? my sound was kinda muddy there.

oh shit, no one else knew about raima? but ajit seemed to hint about it the other day, which led rohit to have his Bekhayali Breakdown???

ok they just confirmed all the things we already knew: rohit operated on raima, and is somehow the cause for her being in a coma rn. it was Extremely Stereotypical Bengali Mom that slapped him.

26th september. ohhhhh boy.

OMG JUST TELL US, DID SHE RUN OVER RAIMA OR NOTTTTTTTT?????

———————————————————————

ok sona, kuch zyaaaaaada ho raha hai. maybe go a little easier on the dude, he's been through a lot last night.

[the-coolest-mallard]

Like a Kickass Guy | ASC

Louie gets high at Mei’s party and texts Nemo and Tae.

@justkeepdancing-nemo​ @moon-yeongtae​

Louie: holy shit u guyyyyyy Louie: shit has been going dowwwwwwwwn. Or upside down? down and up really lol Louie: i may not have muscles n shit but guess WHAT I DID Tae: hulked out and killed someone? Louie: woah man no! Duuuuuude have u seen me? impossible Louie: i'm too cute to go to jail yet Louie: i mean EVER Louie: im too cute to go to jail EVER Louie: did a keg stand lol. sorta Tae: whoa nice Tae: how you feelin? Louie: a m a z i n g Louie: you won't BELIEVE how good i am Louie: i felt like IRON - no. i felt like CAPTAIN AMERICA. LIKE A KICK ASS Louie: GUY Tae: nice dude i'm glad ur having fun Tae: is mark there Louie: he was here somewhere. he asked me to come Louie: dunno where he went. maybe he's with johnny idk Louie: but who cares lol Louie: i'm great Louie: no more sads Tae: wow you're really drunk huh? Louie: nooooooooooooo Louie: haha I was gonna drink Louie: but then this weird girl showed up Louie: and now i'm super

Tae: but you said you did a keg stand Tae: that's like drinking isnt it? Louie: is it? i thought it was just a hand stand on a keg lol Louie: who knows? not me Tae: i mean i guess Tae: what weird girl Louie: idk blond. weird. she wanted me to CHEAT ON MARK WTF Louie: i mean she seriously helped me out but also Louie: wtf Louie: weird. so weird. but we went to the bathroom and she Louie: gave me t his stuff n i'm like Louie: wow i mean i can't stop talking Louie: i think I've said some seriously stupid shit Tae: wait Tae: what? Louie: what? i didn't tell you anything stupid did I? Louie: i don't think i did. thank god. imaigngi f i told u that Louie: lololol i'd die forever Tae: louie what are you taking about what stuff Louie: stuff? which stuff Louie: im not tellig Tae: what did she give you Louie: ohhhhhhhhhhh Louie: oh i can tell u that haha Louie: she called it all kinds of weird stuff like snow white or whatever which is bizarre af but whatever Louie: i like sniffed it and it felt super whack Tae: LOUIE WHAT THE FUCK Louie: and then it was like Louie: wow Louie: idk man i wanted to not feel sad and i feel good now Tae: holy shit what the fuck i cannot believe Tae: louie that was so dumb Louie: you're so dumb! Louie: no that's not true Louie: you're my faovriedgof person ever Tae: where the fuck is nemo why isn't he here to tell you how stupid that was where are you Tae: you're at mei's right Louie: yeh i crashed lol Louie: well no mark and johnny wanted to crash Louie: and since mark's been cool and let me stay at his place i was like Louie: well i should probs go Tae: yeah well THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD'VE FUCKING DONE COKE OR WHATEVER YOU DID jesus fuck Nemo: wait wtf did i just read Tae: yeah Tae: i have to go fucking get him Louie: why are you maddddd? im not bugging anyone! i'm having fun! Nemo: wait whats going on! Nemo: louie are you okay? Louie: i'm FINE Louie: i'm super Nemo: he did cocaine? Louie: super human Tae: he's at mei's party and he fucking YES Louie: you could say Louie: ughhh stop making this so big Tae: do you know how many kids my brother had to see in the hospital bc of drugs louie? Nemo: yeah that stuffs really bad Nemo: its human chemicals Nemo: do you feel okay? are you dizzy? Louie: do you know what else is bad? life. being sad. freddie mercury leaving too soon. presidents. earthquakes Nemo: louie D: Louie: tthe hunger games Tae: hey louie seriously how are you feeling like Tae: in your body Louie: that's a weird thing 2 akks dud Louie: im fine! Tae: okay but like Tae: if u close ur eyes and like idk try to feel what's happening like is your heart beating really fast? do you feel like puking? do you feel like you're moving? Louie: oh i mean yeah lol Louie: my heart is skipping faster n when i Louie: wait i gotta shut up shut up Nemo: tae yah is that bad? Nemo: would jun hyung know? Tae: i'm asking him right nwo Louie: so fussy you guys are fussy im gooood Nemo: louie just keep texting u ok Louie: look how good i am Louie: 

Nemo: very pretty Tae: yeah gorgeous how's your breathing Louie: wouldnt u like 2 kno Louie: how's your butt Louie: bet its still kicckable Tae: you have literally never kicked my ass at anything Tae: nemo does your appa know about this stuff? you probably shouldn't ask him huh? Louie: DON'T AOISFJPDOGN Nemo: its human drugs Nemo: so not really Louie: 4 THE LOV OF GOD Louie: that guy lredy probs haaaaaates me Nemo: his magic wouldnt work either i dont think Louie: im a toxin to freidn parnets Nemo: yeah if he ever finds out we woudl be banned from being in the same school i think he'd transfer me to that catholic place and appa hates catholicism Nemo: this is why you shouldnt do drugs louie :heart: dont yu wanna keep being my friend Louie: :cry: :cry: :cry: Louie: you're my best mate wgodidpsdggdfh Louie: you too tae Tae: wow rude Tae: oh okay Louie: wow Louie: dont be such a bitch tae Tae: well you started it when you did cocaine Louie: i used to think u were the coolest but maybe  im demoting u n promoing Louie: nemo Louie: nemo ur the new hottie Tae: the what Louie: what? Tae: louie i'm coming to get you Louie: whyyyyy the partys still partying Louie: ppl be FITIN Louie: man ud fit right in with your muscle bod Louie: well cept one fitghts girls Tae: where are you in the house Louie: idk the dance place. the life space Louie: where everyone is? Nemo: is jun going too? Nemo: aghaldkfjaskldfj Tae: yeah Louie: wait wait wait wait wait Nemo: ugh im sorry i cant be there Louie: where u going Nemo: louie im so sorry just keep texting us Louie: no Louie: i should dkslefadkad Tae: hey louie what's your favorite queen song Louie: skedlolde Louie: what? ohhhhh wow tough choice man i mean Louie: there are soooo many good SONGS Louie: lately i've been listening 2 somebody to love a lot cause i been dfpsogdpsjsd Louie: buuuuuut Tae: i like don't stop me now Louie: that's my OTHER FAVORITE Louie: man u vibe so well with me i hate it Louie: ha ha ha Louie: j k this is why we're bffs Nemo: hey queen was on the CD you gave me Nemo: ive been listening to it! Louie: reallyyyyy? did you like it? Louie: hey hey tae tae. taeeeeeeee. tae you should send a slefdie Louie: slefit Louie: sel fie Nemo: course! i love it Nemo: maybe i'll pick a song and choreo a dance for it Tae: you want a selfie? Louie: oooooo yes please nemo Louie: and def yes pls tae Louie: do smehthing cute Nemo [deleted]: ugh louiealkf Nemo: where's mark again? Nemo: im gonna text mark Louie: idkkkkkkk Tae: 

Louie: he went to do some stuff with johnny Louie: woahhhhhhhhh Louie: waogdisjdpsgjosg Louie: shit Tae: that's me coming to get ur dumb ass Louie: wait ur coming to get me? Louie: shit shit shit wait i gotta skedoled Louie: skedadled Tae: what? Louie: well much as i think ur great im ok Louie: also i thinkk hoooo shit Louie: gotta ifnd a window lol Tae: louie if you don't stay there i will fucking murder you Tae: i'm serious Louie: deth by tae or tdeth by uncle d when he fins out Louie: shit mn if i stay its a double featur Nemo: :/ Nemo: please louie, we're worried about you Nemo: we love you! we just want to make sure you're okay Tae: yeah Tae: you're gonna stay the night with me okay Louie: oh god Tae: it'll be great Louie: hahaahahahahahaha Louie: N E M O Louie: tell him why i suddenly Louie: sgosigdsgsdg Nemo: louie  i think you should Nemo: um drink water Louie: im good ill just find Louie: makr Louie: mark Nemo: that's also good please find mark Louie: n go to his place? Tae: what did i say Nemo: nothing he's on drugs Tae: i said stay put Louie: im really good thouuuugh Louie: n mark will look out for me Louie: marks nce Tae: well mark left u alone and you did cocaine so i mean not that that's his fault i'm just saying Nemo: ugh what if mark did cocaine Nemo: u dont think mark did cocaine did he Louie: dont blae me him 4 ME BEING ME Tae: DID MARK DO COCAINE Louie: honestly i dont dieossgodkh Louie: NO Tae: fuck Nemo: he might not have! we dont know Louie: i dont deesrve mrk naywayl ol Tae: nemo never do cocaine please Nemo: i cant see mark lee doing cocaine unless someone told him it was fun dip Louie: he n johnny were just doing fun stuff 2gether Tae: lmfao Nemo: id probably DIE if i did cocaine so dont worry ahha Nemo: big no no for fairies Louie: speaking of immenditd death Louie: we sure windows r no go Nemo: which is why u shouldnt do it solidarity c'mon louie Tae: if you aren't there when i get there i will be very upset Nemo: he will be Nemo: wont u louie Louie: im scared i dont want the lady 2 yell at me Louie: pls i wanna leave Tae: I'm almost there Louie: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD= Louie: what if i hid in the bathroom Nemo: its gonna be okay louie :heart: Nemo: just um, sing a little queen Louie: no its not ill be ded 4ever n dragged home n stuck with my asshole fam n never escape n ded Nemo: you won't be dead you'll be safe Louie: shit someone said its the COPS Louie: im double triple dead Louie: n thats bullshit Louie: my fam isnt safe they suuuuuuuck Tae: WHERE ARE YOU Tae: fuck there are so many people Louie: trapped in the prison of xistance Louie: a house of horrs Louie: horors Tae: i'm serious louie i can't find you Louie: just make urself taller Louie: ill see you Tae: i'm gonna yell for you Louie: ok ok ok Nemo: ugh fksjf