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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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some notes I’ve drummed up:

-this bake has made me realize im gonna have to buy a dutch oven if i want poofy loaves. my stainless steel stock pot is too big :(

-when adding inclusions, add until u think it’s too much, then add some more

-cubed cheese is the way to go instead of shredded if u want more concentrated pockets of cheese

-i prefer fresh jalapenos over pickled. Fresh infuses the loaf with more flavour and spiciness

here’s this week’s sourdough loaf, jalapeno cheddar :3c

i used pickled jalapenos this time because the fresh ones at the store were only available in a pack of 6 and they were HUGE. They were also like $8 :/

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here’s this week’s sourdough loaf, jalapeno cheddar :3c

i used pickled jalapenos this time because the fresh ones at the store were only available in a pack of 6 and they were HUGE. They were also like $8 :/

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DRAGON AGE 2 (2011) — developed by bioware.

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The only reason Blackwall doesn’t look like this in game is because if he did look like this no one would want to sleep with egg man or the catholic cop

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I feel like folks talking like Tumblr is the last bastion of reason on the Internet are forgetting that the owner of Tumblr is demonstrably cut from the same cloth as Zuckerberg and Musk. Tumblr's moderation polices aren't less bigoted, they're just less competently implemented.

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There are posts for explaining your url but i want one for blog title, so ill just make one myself:

Reblog this and tell us in the tags what your blog title means!

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THE HUNGER GAMES APPRECATION WEEK → day 3: favourite mentor/mentee relationship

"Several sets of arms would embrace me. But in the end, the only person I truly want to comfort me is Haymitch, because he loves Peeta, too. I reach out for him and say something like his name and he's there, holding me and patting my back. 'It's okay. It'll be okay, sweetheart.' He sits me on a length of broken marble pillar and keeps an arm around me while I sob."

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good response to a lotta shit you see online can just be "what do you mean we"

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What’s a food from your culture that u HATE #hatersonly

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１８８３ : ELSA ON HER MOTHER MARGARET

I always thought of mothers like nervous chickens, too worried about their clutch to ever hunt for a worm. In my mind, my mother was a BANKER, hoarding my freedom like money. I never once thought of her as a woman with DESIRES and DREAMS and PASSION, though passion is the thing that made me. I lie awake at night and my dreams for this life BURN INSIDE ME as if I'd walked to the campfire and tried to eat it. I watched my mother and I felt FOOLISH for thinking the notion of eating fire was mine alone. IT WAS HERS FIRST. Then she gave it to me. I watched her ride and I didn't see my mother. I saw a woman. And the woman was MAGNIFICENT.

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MY SON WITH EVERY ILLNESS