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doctors hate her! This woman is experiencing symptoms that might point to a health problem and wants doctors to do something about it

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Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

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imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster

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sit down i'm going to tell you about my tes healing magic headcanons.

in my canon, healing magic is very. finicky. and precise. you must have a very complex and thorough understanding of the body (which differs between say, a nord and an argonian.) and it gets much more tough the worse the injury is. superficial cuts (like papercuts) are the simplest to heal, yet still not easy. deeper lacerations not over internal organs require more knowledge of the skin (including thickness!) and everything within it to properly heal everything together. it gets even trickier when we move deeper, or even to organs. bones have their own structure, tougher than skin, and organs need a lot more precision while moving quicker, and all of them are different. all wounds should be cleaned beforehand as well. mages wishing to learn healing magic are often given donated bodies (which are hard to acquire) to adequately understand not only where everything is but also everything's anatomy.

the very best restoration mages can reattach limbs which is not only costly, but comes with it's own set of rules like a set time for how long a limb can be severed before it cannot be reattached again (tissue death), with complications of nerve damage, movement issues, and needing physical therapy. also it's extremely taxing to a magicka pool, and not many of these people exist.

many people criticize restoration magic for being "not worth it" to learn with the practice of alchemy existing. they say "just make restoration alchemy the best it possibly can be, it's easier to learn." not thinking about acquiring ingredients, shelf life, cost, and that magic and alchemy are not always equal. restoration alchemy speeds up the body's natural healing process along with helping wounds not get infected as easily (and also need to be taken more than once for worse wounds), while restoration magic is instant in its effects (though often with some tenderness and bruising).

the other reason people are prone to criticizing restoration magic is because of the relationship between healer and healee. if the healer regards their patient positively (whether from a personal relationship or even being an extremely empathetic person) the magic will feel very light, even pleasant for the person being healed. if the healer regards their healee negatively, however, the magic will range from extremely uncomfortable or a fair bit painful at best to excruciating at worst. for most people who learn basic healing, using their magic on a stranger or someone not well-known often feels like a light sting and/or slightly numb, sort of like an antiseptic cleaning spray.

okay that's all thank you for reading :)

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thank you to anonymous for the suggestion!

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Sexy faggotses

WHYY IS HOMOSEXUAL GOLLUM IN MY INBOX

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why is she looking at me like this

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my secret christmas present, swear i didnt do it. get my lawyer

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the disruption of my routine is the best !!

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POV the son of a war criminal, an apostate on the run, a banished elf, a dead dwarf, a drunk dwarf, and a possessed rotting corspe walk into your tavern wyd

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Character Master Post

(link to all character comics)

How to de-escalate a conflict between your colleagues: Trauma dump on them.

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i’ve died alone in my room 3000 times nothing you can say can hurt me.

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Man, I fucking miss Blackwall. Nobody lied like that man. Solas was all half-truths and mysterious double meanings like a poetic fortune cookie. But Blackwall just straight-up pulled shit out of his ass with 0 fucks give.

Wings of Valor for valor type of shit

When the Inquisitor first finds him, this asshole’s out in some random field, bullshitting a bunch of wannabe Grey Wardens like it’s amateur hour at Liars’ Anonymous. Out here cosplaying with 0 shame

Varric gets suspicious, starts poking at him like, “Hey, buddy, what’s your deal?” and Blackwall just hits him with a “No.” Like, not even a good lie just “No.” Sus as hell, and somehow everyone’s like, “Seems legit, carry on”

Absolute icon. A lying sack of shit, but our lying sack of shit. Man deserves a medal for audacity alone

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stop telling people to uncheck quick fixes in ublock origin

stop telling people to uncheck quick fixes in ublock origin stop telling people to uncheck quick fixes in ublock origin stop telling people to uncheck quick fixes in ublock origin

you ONLY have to update it, disabling it will prevent you from receiving further youtube fixes in the future

this button will update it ^

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Got conscripted into the grey wardens at claires