#oh my god what do we doooo

[astronomical-bagel]

besties I think I saw a bug or two in my brothers bed and he says it’s fine but I’m not gonna lie I’m terrified as hell now. What would I do if my brother has fleas. You don’t understand WHAT IDF HE HAS FLEAS

[maikhiwi00]

ROTB SPOILERS

WENT TO WATCH ROTB AGAIN AND OMGGGG CÁLLATE NOO CÁLLATE AAAAH NOT MIRAGE REACHING TO NOAH WHEN AIRAZOR DIED AND NOAH'S ASS GOING TO COMFORT ELENA LMAOOOOOOOO

[unproduciblesmackdown]

another day another "applying the concept 'disposability' to 'someone withdraws from a personal relationship, & that wasn't signed off on by the other'" kill me

[dragon-ascent]

Wouldn't it be fun to be vengefully pursued by Zhongli, who's out to catch and punish you because you broke a contract?

You propose the idea to your husband, explaining the appeal of the "thrill of the chase," so to speak. Now, you're a bit of a wuss, so you don't actually break any kind of contract; Zhongli, more than willing to humor you, agrees to pretend you have broken one nevertheless.

"Oh noooo," you repeat for the umpteenth time, making your way across the bridge leading home, "whatever will I doooo? Spare me!"

"I'm afraid is there no escape for you, my dearest," answers Zhongli, stalking over to you with all the deadly speed and malice of a snail. Then again, even you're not running away either, your gait more akin to a slow dance without contact.

Waltzing away, you shoot back with zero verve, "I'm downright terrified. I'm, like, so scared for my life right now." In the midst of your chase, you nearly step on a puddle - oh no, you can't ruin your new shoes, and the puddle's too wide to sidestep.

Zhongli takes notice, scooping you up and plopping you down on the other side. "Here we are, dear."

"Thanks! Ahem, now...eeeeek! He's gaining on meeee." You continue your half-hearted trudge away from him as he resumes his thrilling pursuit of you.

"Just wait until I get my hands on you. I shall show you no mercy." He's walking as though it's a casual evening promenade.

"That sounds excit- I mean, horrible! Horrible, yes." Reaching your doorstep, you make to unlock the door. "Gotta get to safety and protect myself!"

Like a true gentleman, the god waits patiently while you fiddle with the key.

"Pssst, Zhongli, could you get it for me real quick? I think it's stuck."

"Oh, of course." He unlocks the door and holds it open for you.

It's time to get on all fours. "Oh no! He got inside!" you wail, crawling your way to the bedroom while your husband leisurely follows behind, watching as you clamber onto the bed.

"Nooooo! All my clothes are flying off!" you exclaim, sloppily yanking your garments off and tossing them aside. "This must be the wrath of the God of Contracts..."

Your dear Zhongli, barely able to contain his amusement, gracefully climbs into bed and props himself over you. "Indeed it is."

"He's got to me! What will you do to meeeee..."

"I shall, er...sheathe my spear in you. Repeatedly."

Peals of laughter ensue.

[new-fandom-scene]

Mrs. Rooster - Bradley Bradshaw

Pairing: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw x Female Reader

Summary: Bradley feeling on top of the "coop" after making you his fiance.

Word Count: 1,134

Warnings: Mentions of sex, Nat being the best friend ever, cursing, fluff

You've known Bradley Bradshaw long enough to know when he's had too much to drink. You've also known him long enough to know that Bradley never passes up an opportunity to celebrate. And with the two of you freshly engaged and with your friends at the Hard Deck, there's no better time to celebrate.

"Let me see the ring again!" Natasha reaches for your hand in excitement. You've been beaming since he put the jewelry on your finger at the beach earlier that evening. The pair of you admire the simple, but breathtaking ring and squeal together. "I am so happy for you guys! I can't wait to-"

"COCK-A-DOODLE DOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Your heads whip to the clucking coming from the pool tables. "COCK-A-DOODLE DOOOO!!" The voice clucks again. You and Nat exchange glances of incredulous confusion.

"That can't be-"

"You don't think" You and Nat say at the same time, pausing for a moment before sprinting to the pool tables to find a dazed, and very drunk Bradley clucking and flapping his "wings" while perched on the table. You stifle a laugh before calling your fiance.

"Bradley Bradshaw!" You shout over the laughing crowd surrounding the table. "What are you doing up there?" Bradley turns to look at you, arms still in the winged position.

"Mrs. Rooster!" He yells with another squawk. "You heard my mating call! COCK-A-DOODLE DOOOO!" He flaps his arms again and spins around on the table. Natasha can't help the laugh that escapes her as she leans on you for stability.

"Think we'd get a blue ribbon for this chicken at the state fair?" She teases, earning a chuckle and eye roll from you.

"We've gotta get him down, Nat" you tell her, and she nods as you both move your way closer to the table. "Bradley, Baby! It's time to get down now!" Bradley scurries to the other end of the table before you and Nat can reach him.

"Not yet, Dollface" he yells behind him, wings still flapping. "Gotta let them know who runs this coop!" The crowd around him cheers, egging him on. "I'm the big rooster with an even bigger co-"

"BRADLEY BRADSHAW!" You yell over him, cutting him off before it gets any worse. Bradley slowly turns around to face you, his wings falling back down as arms at his side. "Will you please take our hands and get down now before you get hurt?" Bradley pouts and sits down on the table and takes your hand. "Good job, Baby. Now hold onto Nat with me", Natasha begins to reach to brace the rest of Bradley's weight that isn't on you. Bradley scoffs at the idea of touching Phoenix in any way.

"Phoenix I am ENGAGED for God's sake!" He turns his head away, chin pointing upwards. "I can't believe you think I would put my hands on another who is not my sweet Dollface". You and Nat waste no time rolling your eyes before you push some of his weight over to Nat to help get Bradley down.

"Come on, big chicken", Natasha grunts while she readjusts Bradley's weight between the both of you. "Water, or the car?" Bradley rolls his eyes and scoffs at the very fair question, considering his inebriated state.

"Puh-lease!" Rooster swats his hands. "Only drink I need is my sweet Dollface". Bradley frantically looks left to right. "Mrs. Rooster?! Where are you?!"

"Roo Baby, I'm literally one half of the reason you're still able to stand up right now". Bradley gasps and looks down at your slightly struggling state before flinging his whole body over yours in a suffocating hug.

"Oh, Mrs. Rooster!" He sighs dramatically, head falling on top of yours, staggering you. "I thought I lost you!" Bradley pulls back and cups your face in his hands, smushing you. "Don't ever leave me alone like that again! Phoenix almost made a move on me!" Giggling, you clasp your hands over his and lower them from your face.

"We can't be having that, can we?" You play, glancing over at Nat with an eye roll and playful chuckle. She meets your gaze with a laugh and shake of the head. "Now come on, Roo, let's get you to the Bronco". Rooster nods, patting his pant legs for his keys. "Your keys are with me, Baby". You explain to him before another dramatic, but comical, outburst.

"Reading my mind, Dollface" Bradley coos before kissing your cheek, his mustache tickling you. "I can't wait to officially make you Mrs. Rooster, we've been engaged for too long!" It's Nat who groans first, pulling some of Bradley's weight back off of you.

"You've been engaged for 3 hours, Little Hen," She says to your fiance as the three of you slowly, but steadily, make your way towards the door. "Let's just focus on getting you into the car first".

Bradley snickers to himself, and then lowers his lips down to brush against your ear. "Nat's a big, stinky, meanie pants", he shares with you. It's impossible to fight the giggle that slips past your lips. "You're a meanie, Nat! We all think so!" He yells much louder into the still full parking lot.

"I can live with being a meanie," Nat starts, leaning him against the passenger side while you unlock and start the Bronco. "But you're just an itty, bitty, wittle chick-"

"Alright you two, let's save it for the skies" You laugh, cutting Nat off. The two of you help Bradley into the vehicle and you make sure he’s buckled. "Thanks for helping with him, Nat. I couldn't have carried him all by myself".

"Anytime," Phoenix swats her hand dismissively. "Just let me know when the real maid honor duties start". You give Nat a big hug.

"You're already the best maid of honor I could ever have!" You tell her earnestly. "See you for yoga tomorrow?" Your maid of honor nods, smiling.

"You got it! Get home safe!" She waves to you before making her way back to the bar.

Pulling out of the parking lot, you hear Bradley mumbling to himself as he looks out the window. "You okay, Roo?" you ask and hope he doesn't need to get sick.

"Just wondering what it'll be like to be married to you" he confesses, staring up at the ceiling. "Will we still have sex everyday?" You laugh out loud, unable to control yourself.

"Yeah, Baby, we'll still have sex everyday". You assure him and he smiles, his eyelids getting heavier.

"Hey, dollface?" Bradley yawns out.

"Hmm?" You respond, turning at a light.

"I can't wait to call you Mrs. Rooster for the rest of my life". You smile and glance over to Bradley yawning one more big yawn before nestling against the seat and falling asleep.

"Me too, Mr. Rooster. I can't wait".

[alcinaslittlemaid]

Naughty Little Lamb~

Pennywise 2017xFem!reader

•Warnings: Smutty smut, degradation, spanking (a lot), angry sex.. and much much more, Mild DD/LG (tiny bit) uses of pet names

(I’m not great at writing buts it’s the red hour 😳🌶️)

Come join the clown~

🎪🎈🤡

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The hour was very late, you had struggled to get to sleep and Pennywise had gone out hunting. You felt a familiar throbbing in your underwear, by god you were missing him so much, your hand slipped down between your silky thighs and coating your fingers were your own sinuous juices.

You smirked and began pleasuring yourself, grabbing your vibrator imagining penny’s long slippery tongue slurping your insides out, your toes began to curl as you bucked your hips in submission, your mind travelling further, now imagining how smaller tentacles would slither out, gripping your thighs to keep you in place, long slimy tentacles restricting your movement, as his long, hard alien-like tentacle is forcible pushed into your tight hole, the ridges of his length hitting your clit as he completely ruins you.

Trying to get his entire length inside your tight, little cunt, you were getting close, finally going to be rid of your need for him (until tomorrow that is) you were almost riding your vibrator with pleasure

“Dooonnnt youuuu Dareeee~” that taunting voice in your head rang out like a bell you had recognised all too well

“Fuck…” you whined “Watch your mouth little slut” the voice growled, it’s raspy voice grunted in your ear as you slowly peeked up at the darkened side of your room, there…two golden orbs stared back at you, dark red circles rimmed it’s golden stare

“Oh my~ look at the filthy mess you’ve made, you dirty little slut” pennywise barked, stepping towards you “my! Dirty little sewer slut” he grinned before sitting down

“Come” he snapped patting his lap “But you said I couldn’t-“ you attempted a joke, but the state he gave you was stern, cold and deadly

“I said…COME!” He snapped, before dragging you roughly over his knee, your ass now presented to him like his next meal on a silver platter “Ah! Ow your hurting me! Penny what the fu-“ you were soon cut off by his to clawed fingers “Good little girls should be seen and not heard” his fingers were almost in your throat, you hadn’t a clue what was happening.

“You’ve been such a naughty, filthy little lamb Y/N” he teased before hiking your skirt up higher, his tentacles keeping you tightly in place as his hand slowly lifted behind your rear

“Now, we’re gonna play a little game~” he began, you shook your head at his silly games, but he was having none of it

“your gonna count every time I spank that little ass” he continued “and if you mess up or miss a number, they’re gonna restart and be even harsher…got it?” He hissed, you squealed and tried to squirm out of his grasp

“Ohhhh you wanna play hide and seek? Okay! If hide and I don’t find you in under 2 minutes I won’t punish you! We can doooo whatever you want~” he had crossed his fingers behind his back while saying that. You nodded and took off running, trying to find a hiding place he hasn’t seen yet, meanwhile the clown began to the countdown to your demise

“1…..2……3”

“Shit” you winced

“4…..5….6”

“Fuck fuck fuck!”

“7……8….9…”

You finally found a spot, sliding into it and shutting the door behind you ever so silently, you sunk beneath the piles of sheets and bedding

“10! Ready or not little bunny! Mr wolf is coming to find you hahahah” He cackled maniacally and began searching for you, his boots thudding against the ground in desperation. This was horrifying, he could do anything to you…you could hear doors opening and the disappointed sigh when you weren’t there “Oh my little lamb you are clever..” He then opened the door to your linen cupboard “but not clever enough- oh! Oh fuck where on earth is that little girl?” He slammed the door shut and began walking away…or so you thought

As soon as you heard a door downstairs creak open, you poked your head out and began sneaking back to your bedroom thinking you had won.

You were suddenly pinned to the ground by his clawed glove “You! You are so gullible…you think I couldn’t smell that throbbing, aching slit? Hahaha oh little one, you fell for the oldest trick in the book! You are a fly in my spider web” he giggled maniacally in pure pleasure, before dragging you back to the bedroom, a thread of drool trailing behind and a sinful, sadistic look in his eye.

@sootrootdoot

@pennywise-fucker

End of part 1🎈

Lemme know what y’all think and I’ll write the next part!!

[dilfl0v3rss]

oh so people getting bold in the requests?? CONNIE AND ONY THREESOME??🌚

THISSS THE ONEEEEE. I BEEN THINKIMG AB THIS FOR WEEKSSSSSS. ima doooo mob boyfriends!ony and connie since it’s been in my brain for a minute😛😛😛😩😛😛😛😩😛😩😩

ours

cw: polygamous relationship!!!

word count: 2.1k

part 2

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your boyfriends were feared by many. mean and dangerous men that nobody ever dared to question. they were the monsters the kids hid from and the bad men parents want far away from their daughters. you, on the other hand, were the complete opposite. everyone always seemed to gravitate towards you due to your kind and caring nature. you made people feel safe and welcomed no matter what they may be going through.

when you’re out with connie and ony, strangers would have to sometimes do a double take to make sure what they’re seeing is real. a soft and sweet looking girl wearing cute little outfits with pretty colors being accompanied by two brooding men on either side of her, wearing no other colors but black and grey. it was not a normal sight to see. “ooouuu what about this one papi. you said i look pretty in blue.”

the three of you were currently in a boutique in the mall. looking for different dresses to add to your never ending collection. connie, your more lenient partner, stood with his finger curled on his chin, thinking about the different looks you could achieve with the dress “hmmm it’s aight. i think you should get sum tighter.” you rolled your eyes, putting the dress back on the rack before walking to the next section.

“you only saying that so you can look at my ass.” before you could get far you felt a soft tug on your arm. “rolling your eyes is rude. i told you ‘bout that.” ony grumbled, staring down at your smaller figure. ony was the strict boyfriend. even though both of them were pretty stern, ony was the one that kept both you and connie in check sometimes since connie had a tendency of letting you off easy.

“sorry sorry…geez.” you sigh. he let go of your arm and the three of you continued your search for some new appliances. as you walked to your next store you notice a familiar man standing by the pretzel shop. “sean?” the brownskin male lifted his head from his phone, bright smile immediately forming on his face as he spotted the source of the voice. “y/n?? oh my god hey sugeeee? how you been?” you squealed before running into the arms of your old friend.

you and sean were friends in high school who drifted away from each other since he moved away. “boy what you doing back in town? and why didn’t you call meeee?” as the two of you spoke ony and connie stood annoyed behind you. they were holding all of your bags as they watched this random guy practically eye fuck you every time you happened to be looking away. you were too oblivious for your own good.

“well it was nice seein you boo. hope we could stay in touch.” sean licked his lips, looking down at you as he opened his arms for a hug. you gladly stepped into the embrace for a couple seconds before trying to pull away, but you froze as you felt a palm on you ass. “uhh sean?” “huh? oh my bad y/n you know my arms are long.” you hid your uncomfortableness with a laugh as you moved back to go rejoin your boyfriends.

as soon as you turned around they were already by your side, staring daggers into the boy. “you wanna die nigga?” ony said before grabbing sean by his collar and pushing him on a nearby wall. sweat began to bead all over his forehead as he tried to plead with your man. “n-nah man ian mean t’do that i swear.” connie stood by you, arms wrapped around your shoulder as he held you to his chest. “bet not have or so help me god i will cut that hand off so fast. get the fuck outta here before i kill you.” connie added.

sean’s body dropped to the ground as ony abruptly let him go. he ran away and didn’t look back as he disappeared from your sight. when you got home you could tell they were a bit upset about the situation that happened at the mall so you decided that maybe you could do something to make them feel better. you ran to your room, putting on a pretty lingerie set before quietly making your way back downstairs. the boys were on the game, cursing each other out before you stood in all your glory in front of the tv.

“how i look?” you asked shyly, arms crossed over your chest to hide some of the skin from them. “move your hands baby. let papi see.” “yea no need t’be shy mama. it’s just us.” your boyfriends rose from the couch, standing in either side of you as they each pulled one of your arms from your chest. “you so pretty baby. making me real hard lookin at you.” connie mumbled while palming himself through his sweats. you squeezed your legs together at the sight before your attention was put on ony. “go upstairs ma.”

your hurried upstairs, sitting in the middle of your california king bed as you waited for your men to arrive. they walked in with a pair of fuzzy cuffs and a vibrator, both of their tattooed chests on full display for you as they approached the edge of the bed. “c’mere pretty girl” connie’s smooth voice rang in your ears, coaxing you to crawl to the edge of the bed. you sat on yours knees as you looked up at him. “gon be good for us, right?” his inked hand held your chin, lightly caressing your cheek as you nodded your head.

ony then softly moved your head towards him, giving you a kiss on the lips before giving you your first instructions. “turn around and arch your back mama.” you did as you were told. arching as deep you could before you felt your hands being bound behind your back by the cuffs. “gon make you feel so good mami.” connie said as you began to feel the bed dip. he made his way in front of your head, pants long abandoned as he sat in front of you in his briefs.

you moaned as you felt ony lick a long stripe up your pussy, stopping at your entrance to penetrate you with his tongue. “f-fuck daddy.” and sharp smack was delivered to your ass, connie’s light brown eyes scolding you. “watch ya mouth pretty. don’t wanna have to gag you.” your apology got stuck in your throat as you felt ony begin roughly sucking on your clit, connie lifted the front of your body up so he could slap his tip against your mouth before looking up at ony.

“ready?” the two of them nodded to each other before both thrusting into you fully, making you gag and moan at the same time. connie’s pace on your throat was slow rather than the quick deep strokes your other boyfriend settled for. “feel so good mama. gon make daddy nut fast if you keep squeezin like that.” your body was already feeling hot as you felt ony’s hands roam all over you.

running all over your back, softly touching all your rolls and dips. connie hand was buried in your hair, guiding your head up and down his shaft before occasionally pulling it out to slap it across your tongue. “eres guapa.” he sighed. your eyes were low and unfocused. your pink tongue hung from your parted lips, letting your drool fall all over his pink tip. you looked so fucked out and they’ve barley even touched you.

“mi niña bonita.” your moans went straight to his dick as you felt ony pull out of you. he got on his knees and began fingering you as a slow pace, digging into you softly before placing the vibrator on your clit. your body jerked at the sudden stimulation, pussy fluttering before his eyes as you whined onto connie’s dick. “i know princess, feel you squeezin around my fingers.” ony dug rougher into you as he turned the vibrator up to a higher setting.

your lips disconnected from connie with a pop before you gasped loudly. “r-right there daddy ohmygod.” your hips moved on their own. gravitating towards ony’s fingers to get him deeper into you. “you like how daddy makes you feel, pretty? like when he touches that spot right here?” connie said as he was now next to you, hand outstretched under you on your lower stomach as began to push on it. “answer me baby. tell daddy thank you for making you feel so good.”

connie whispered, giving you a light smack on your ass, dragging more moans out of you before you looked back at your boyfriends. their brown eyes stared right back at you as they waited for you to comply. “t-thank you d-daddy. c-can i cum?” the vibrator was soon removed from your clit as his fingers began moving in and out at a quick pace. “my pleasure mama, but not yet. how bout you get on your back. you want papi t’feel good too, right?”

ony said. his fingers left you empty before you turned around on your back. ony and connie gave each other knowing looks after looking at your confused face. why were the cuffs still on? “cant have you pushin on my stomach princess.” he mumbled as if he were reading your mind. him and ony switched places. light brown dick tapping against your clit as ony’s laid flat on your lips. “open up mama.” as your mouth slowly opened and he began thrusting into your mouth, you felt your other lover slap his tip all over your wet pussy.

your arousal splashing onto your thighs as your boyfriend watched strings of it connect him to you. connie sunk into you slowly, dick dragging against your wet walls until stopping at the hilt. your pretty moans were muffled by the thick dick between your lips, but the vibration of them sent shivers flying down ony’s spine. “s-shit. keep fuckin her like that baby. your mouth feel so good mama.” connie nodded his head in compliance, pushing into you the same way over and over again.

pace slow and steady as your wetness began to drip onto the sheets. “fuckkk mami. you so fucking wet f’me.” you felt your orgasm nearing as connie continued fucking into you slowly. his pace never faltering as ony watched his lip get buried behind his teeth. he was trying his best to listen to his lover, but the slow pace was killing him. “i-i can’t pa i wanna go faster.” he breathed, but was quickly met with ony’s hand on his. darker skin caressing his as he looked him in the eyes. “what’d i say?” ony said sternly.

“you said keep fucking her slow like this, but-” “but nothing. if that’s what i said then you gon listen right? or do i gotta teach you after m’finished wit her.” the interaction made your pussy flutter in a way that caused connie’s eyes to roll back. you were close to the edge and your squeezing made him closer as well. “n-no pa hah- m’listenin’.”connie moaned as his other hand found its was to your throat, squeezing it slightly to make it tighter for ony’s dick.

“good boy fuck-” ony groaned as he felt his end nearing. thrusting into your mouth with a little more vigor as his hot ropes slid down your throat. soon later you came, juices pouring out of you and onto the sheets as you shook around connie’s dick. “f-fuck m’gonna cum m’gonna cum princess.” connie moaned, picking up his pace as he rubbed on your clit. you screamed as more juices rushed out of you, spraying his stomach and thighs as he thrusted one more time and stilled, cumming deep inside of you.

all three of you stayed where you were as you caught your breath. “let’s get you cleaned up mama.” ony signed. the two of them made sure to clean the sheets before running you a nice bath. both standing at the door, watching you relax. connie’s head whipped towards ony when he felt a hand on his lower back. “you didn’t listen t’me earlier don’t think i forgot. ima deal wit you later.” he mumbled before walking off to go handle business downstairs.

connie’s eyes widened as he felt his dick jump in his pajama pants. “papi can you wash my back?” your voice startled him out of his thoughts, making him jump a little before smiling and walking towards your naked figure in the tub. “of course mi vida. anything for you.”

[aticklishpercivalwriter]

A Little lee!Kinich :)

Here's the 2nd and final part of the thing I said as compensation, hope you enjoy!

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"I'll see you around...love~"

Kinich stands there as Aether leaves.

I have a...boyfriend. I have a boyfriend. Omg, I have a boyfriend!

It takes all his willpower to not scream at the top of his lungs in pure joy.

"Someone sure looks happy."

"Ajaw, don't. Please."

Ajaw starts to say something, stopping once he caught sight of Kinich's expression. Something soft shines through that he hasn't seen in forever. The words die on his throat and Ajaw refuses to acknowledge what he’s feeling right now. Happiness? Endearment? For Kinich? The one he wants dead? What is this feeling? He’s confused and instead lets out a huff before retreating to his place.

Kinich stands there, touching the cheek that Aether kissed. Ghosting over his ear that Aether whispered into.

I love you, Kinich.

He couldn't hold it in anymore.

“Holy shit! Holy shiiittt! I love Aether, he loves me back. We kissed. It’s official. We’re boyfriends. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my godddd! The way he says my name…AAAAHHHH! I’m so deeply in love with him. He’s going to be the death of me. What do I do? What do I doooo!?”

“What’s all that noise?”

Mualani and Kachina come in to see Kinich on the ground with his face in his hands. Thinking he’s in pain, they rush towards him and check on him.

“Kinich! Are you hurt? What happened?”

He yelps and backs away from them, trying to school his expression into a neutral one.

“I’m fine!” he says a little too quickly and avoiding eye contact.

Mualani and Kachina look at each other then back at him skeptically. They both know Kinich and from the way he is acting, they know something is up. They wait for him to say something else, watching him as he fiddled with his clothing. Something that means he is shy. Their suspicions were confirmed when he finally looked at them, his blushing face giving him away that he is hiding something.

“Kinich, what were you doing?” Kachina singsonged.

Kinich’s eyes widened, knowing where this is going.

“Nothing,” is all he said, mentally facepalming himself.

“Well, it looks like you were doing something **and are hiding it from us. So, spit it out or you know what happens next,” Mualani eyed him with a twinkle in her eyes.

Kinich gulped. He can barely handle one of them. Two of them? Not a chance.

“I’m not hiding anything!” he squeaked. He couldn’t think straight. He is still reeling from having his feelings reciprocated and now his best friends are ready to pounce and tickle him to pieces. Can you blame him for being so flustered?

“Stahahahay awahahay!”

Kachina and Mualani smirked at him. Welp, he’s a goner.

“I’m nohoht tehelling anythihing!” he said, bolting for the exit.

“Ohh, so you were hiding something~”

Kachina blocked his path and Mualani tackled him from behind delving into his armpits.

“AHAHAHA! Nohohoho!”

He clamped his arms down, trapping Mualani’s hands and turned on to his back. That was a mistake as Kachina pulled his arms over his head and trapped them.

“WAHAIT! NOHOHOHO! KACHIHIHINAHAHA! LEHEHET MEHEHE GOHOHO!”

He laughed, desperately tugging at his arms and eyes widening when he felt her fingers start to crawl down from his underarms to his pits.

“Nope!” she grinned. “Not until you tell us what you are hiding from us!”

“YOU BOHOTH WIHILL PAHAHAY THEHE PRIHIHI- MUALAHAHANIHI! NOHOHOT THEHE SIHIHIDES! AHAHAHA!”

“Big talk coming from you Kinich. Just tell us what you were doing, and we’ll let you go. Simple!”

“IHIHI CAHAHAN’T!”

“Well, guess we got to keep going. Right, Kachina?”

“Yup!”

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[fyodior]

GOSH YOURE FAST. but hi yes im the mommy anon and calling men mommy? yeah thats my stuff thats my brand i wear it on a shirt blablabla NOW.

this is entirely my interpretation of him in this certain scenario AND YES I HEAR YOU ON MOMMY MORI AND MOMMY KUNIKIDA. butttt…

imagine dazai and you cuddling in bed blablabla, youre delirious and maybe a little(a lot) more sensitive than usual. so, dazai being the perceptive yet horny fucker he is, decides ‘sheesh louise we could totally cuddlefuck right now’ and its most definitely not the first time

dazai is a certified cuddlefucker in my heart and in my head — hes lazy. more often than not hell make you ride him if hes particularly tired(like all the damn time) but cuddlefucking? completely in his lane — he doesnt have to get up or anything and the weighted warmth of the sheets over your bodies just adds to the intimate mood

but anyways. you and him cuddlefuck. youre sensitive, youre crying and babbling and whining(so is he) and all of a sudden, something slips, and he stops.

at first you think, ‘did i call him daddy? oh no what if he didnt like that?’ because come on. theres at least a dozen videos of girls accidentally calling their boyfriends daddy during sex

but much to your shock, dazai lets out a half chuckle of pure disbelief — “did you just call me mommy?”

now. heres where it either ends or spirals depending on whether or not you believe hed be into it BUT I DOOOO

after a few frog blinks and soft laughs, the bastard nuzzles your neck and coos mockingly at you despite rutting into you with pathetic whimpers fanning over your ear — “what a dirty girl you are. calling me mommy in bed? is that what you want? you want mommy to pound into this sweet hole? hm? have her give you everything shes got?”

yeah… hell probably tease you about it 24/7 afterward and if youre annoying him or ignoring him — hell totally whisper something like ‘does mommy need to remind you whos in charge?’ but not in that daddy hard dom kind of way, more like… hes all whispery and giggly and watching you blush and squirm and totally about to start whining with you if not for the fact that hes cooing down your neck in the middle of an alleyway with a mysterious tent poking your backside

anyways ive thrown my ball. crossing my fingers that it doesnt miss flora <3

ok first of all - you’re SOOOO right about dazai being a lazy little cuddlefucker. nothings better to him than spooning you and tugging down your underwear and his boxers just enough for him to slip into your pussy. sometimes he’ll lift up your leg for a better angle, but usually he’s just fine with how it is - i.e. he’s lazy

ANYWAY. dear god i was TWITCHING READING THIS……. he’s such a horrible horrible tease, taking the mommy thing so far and damn near harassing you nonstop in your ear as he fucks you harder. “you want mommy to pound into this sweet hole?” HAD ME REEELINGGGGGG THAT’S SO……… dazai would do fucking do that to you LMAO and he just slips into this title of “mommy” so easily

and the thought of him teasing you about it forever afterwards is sooooo real lmfao like he proceeds to refer to himself as mommy whenever possible just to remind you of that night, and frankly…… because he likes it so much

YOU DID NOT MISS MY LOVE IM CATCHING SO WELL AND KISSING U

[missamyrisa2]

Miss amy would you ever hand out spankings :3

Yeaaaa~ buttttt they're going to be sooooo ticklyyy~ in particular~~ I'm going to be handing down some spankssss when I have you over my lap and I start using this stiff lil feather between your tushy cheeks and every time you clench or squeeze it's spankety spankety spanketyyyyy~!! Oooh it's just sooo ticklyy huhhh~ you gotta relax darling relaxxxx ~ it's just a feather going upppp up that lil royal crevice and if youuuuu clench oooh ah ah ahhhh~ I said unclench those cheeks darling~~ you know what that meanssss oooh I thinkkkk mmh five palmyyyy kissesss on eachhh of your tush tush cheeks ~ yesss that'll do ittt ~ now now nowww don't fret just take your medicine cutie pieee and we'll get riiight back to the feather ~ mmhmm there's oneee and twoooo spanksss and oooh sooo dramatic ~ come on now, buck up and take it like a good one ~ and mmhmm three and fouuuur and my my my myyyyyyy you are getting so pink down here~ sooo naughtyyy ~

Whyyy, I dooo believe we need mmmh something exxxxtra for such a naughty cutieee ~ yesss mmhmm yes we doooo ~ nowww hold still, this miiiight tickle a little ~ we're gonna take ms duster and fluttter flusterrr your naughty wicked bootyyy mmhmmm ~ she'll get you niiice and fixed up oh yess she will ~ now don't squirmmm don't fidget you just take your pinkyyy ticklessss like I know you cannnn ~ ooh yesss oh my god is right you are sooo badddd ~ let it alll outttt ~ mmhmm bounce that wickedness outttt ~ there's still one more spankyyyy waiting for youuu so save your strengthhhh ~ mmmh and it's gonna be a big oneee believe you meeeee~ tsk tsk tsk look at thattt still clenching huh? Well no matter ~ here it comesssss ~ awww it doesn't tingle that bad does ittt? Yeahhh it doesss mmmh? Well let's see how your tush curves do with a little blush shall weee?

Oh don't worry ~~ my feather will be right back to test your clenchies again buttttt first you neeeed to be blushed right under the cheekies because you are just soooo cheekyyy~ yesss fitting punishment for a naughty lil cutieee~ and let's just seee how pink we can get you down hereeee ~ mmmhmmm how does it feel? It tickles! Well I never would have guessed ~ ooh tell me how you really feel~ mmhmm nooo you're gonna stay right here on my lappy lap and we'll get you alll the spanks and tickles you need ~ this is good for you darling, this is where you belong ~ mmhmm mhmmm~ and now that you're sooo pinkened up we can try again ~ nowww, from the topppp~ and don't you dare clench those cheeekiessss or you knowww what I'll have to do to youuu~<3

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

so.... I just finished my first read through of Clementine Book Two and... spoilers below the cut, but what the hell did I just read?

I don't even know what rating I'd give this honestly?? It was certainly more enjoyable than Book One but probably not for the reasons intended..... 2/5 stars for now?? I think?

I guess my feelings about this second installment are... it feels like a very big missed opportunity.

The art style is significantly improved though the characters do still sometimes look like potatoes, but the environments? Lovely. Really makes me wish this was done in color but alas, the walking dead is allergic to color.

The story goes that Clementine, Ricca, Olivia, and their pet cat Dr Barnaby ended up crashing the plane in Canada... because if you'll recall from Book One, they all escaped in a plane after Georgia decided to be evil and murder Amos, then tried to murder everyone else.

So they're in Canada, and Clementine's leg got so infected due to lack of proper cleaning that she goes into a coma for a month... no really, she goes into a coma. But it's okay, because Ricca and Olivia manage to flag down a boat to help them. Clementine wakes up on this island, we're introduced to a whole new cast of characters, we see how the island works, all that.

I like the Island group. They're not as likable as the Ericson crew, or any of the groups from the games. But we've got:

Miss Morro: the "doctor" of the island

Emi: She saved them and brought them to the island.

John: Miss Morro's son

Amir: A kid who lost his arm because his father didn't believe him when he said a dog bit him and he was too little to fight getting it cut off. Also one of my favorites.

Shu-Fen: she's probably the most interesting of the new cast. She and her family were on vacation here on the island when the outbreak occurred, and since she's originally from Taiwan, she's slowly trying to piece together a map to see if it's possible to ever make it back home.

Ginette and Giles: elderly couple who only speak French.

Mercy: a little girl that Ginette and Giles take care of.

There's a lot more focus on emotional drama and trauma, which I don't mind, especially since we're not given any real antagonist... well, I guess the closet person to an antagonist is Miss Morro, but she's just kind of... an asshole? She's verbally and physically abusive with her son. She's petty. After Clementine and Ricca have a big fight, Miss Morro says things clearly meant to hurt Clementine, and imply that Clem's incapable of love.

Miss Morro used to be a pathologist who performed autopsies, and her whole thing is she spends all of her time in her little hut doing these autopsies on every walker the group kills, she documents everything, and then buries them. She prioritizes this over the living people of the group in a way that feels like she's trying to convince herself that she's a good person?

Honestly, I was waiting for the big reveal that she was actually doing science experiments on the walkers... but alas, that's what I mean when I say this book feels like a wasted opportunity.

But don't worry, we have more drama because guess what. No, really, take a guess at what was revealed part way through this book. Do it. Guess.

That's right, Olivia's pregnant.

Yep. Apparently she and Amos had sex in Book One, and now Olivia's pregnant.

But why, though?

Can I share my conspiracy? Imma share my conspiracy, I think Tillie's fucking with us now. I know I've said time and time again, "When you review the comic, leave Tillie out of it," but my tinfoil hat says she's getting the last laugh and honestly? .....I'm here for it, ngl. I don't have the fucks to care anymore.

Because c'mon. Another side character from Clementine's group having a baby that she'll have to help raise? If Olivia dies next book and Clem and Ricca have to raise that baby, I'm gonna laugh.

Oh my god, what if they name the baby Amos Junior...... AJ 2.0

do it, Tillie, doooo iiiiiit

what, no I'm not losing my mind shut up I am so normal about this

Anyway... Clementine even has this line of dialogue: "I've seen a baby born before, but it was so scary I blocked it out." You blocked it out??? Are we talking about Christa? or Rebecca?? If it's Rebecca, that means Clementine blocked out AJ's birth.

It's absurd, right? And Olivia is soooo uneducated about it! Clementine finds her in the lighthouse and Olivia tells her she got bit *because she felt something move inside of her*..... and then Olivia asked why it matters when she last had her period.... How the hell did she and Amos even figure out what to do, honestly.

Speaking of Amos, my hopes and dreams were crushed. He did not come back as a twist villain, he only came back as the voice of the dream sequences.

No Lee in this book, btw. Or AJ. Amos served that purpose this time and I am disappointed. I still refuse to believe he's actually dead, you gotta show me his dead body or his walker form. We still have one more book, I'm just saying. He could come back. I won't lose hope. It wouldn't be the most ridiculous thing to happen.

And I guess I should talk about Clementine and Ricca... y'know, I kept an open mind. I really did. I went into this wanting to ship it because it's pointless to go into this mad, y'know? I can't change it, there's nothing I can do about it. So I had high hopes that we would get more development on their romance and we did... it just wasn't good.

Clemricca isn't a very healthy relationship, nor is it entertaining. Clementine's fickle, Ricca's demanding. She tells Clementine that she's willing to wait for her since Clem's still hesitant about these feelings. But then they get into an argument and I just... here's the dialogue. I would show the actual pages but from what I've found, no one has actually uploaded the book yet and I don't have a means to do it myself but:

Clementine: I don't want you to think that anything is more important to me than you. Ricca: That's kind of how you made it sound. Clementine: What I meant to say was that I… I want this island to be safe for us. We can't do anything if we're dead. Ricca: What do you mean "do"? Kiss? Date? Talk about how we actually feel? The dead decide when that can happen? Clementine: … Ricca: I love you. And I'm pretty sure you love me too. But you're not making me feel loved. You're making me feel you just want to protect me or… Clementine: But I do want to protect you. It's all I ever think about. Every minute of every day. Ricca: I don't need saving, Clem. I need you to love me. And I need it to be always. It can't start and stop. Clementine: …I… Ricca, turning to leave: Oh my god, maybe this has all been in my head- Clementine: Ricca- Ricca: I get it, okay? Clementine: If I let… If I let myself… Ricca: Forget this. Clementine: You said you would wait for me! Ricca: That's not fair. You want me to wait for the impossible!? Clementine: No, I- Ricca: I'm done, Clem. Clementine: Ricca, don't go in yet, please, we can talk more- Ricca: What else is there to say?

I dunno, Ricca, what else is there to say? Because I'm speechless.

By the way, at this point they haven't even had their first kiss. They don't have that kiss until the very end of the book...... and then they have sex. I think?

Again... but why, though?

It's not explicit, nothing is shown, it's not really anything, it's just implied that it happens through dialogue and a "fade to black." I don't even know how to talk about it, and I keep questioning myself like, "IS that what's happening??" but again, it's not explicit or sexualized in any way, it just is and I don't know how I feel about it. Hopefully I can collect myself for the big review and properly discuss it because... I think I get what the story's going for with it, but I don't love that direction, y'know?

So much happens in this book that I haven't covered, like... so much happens, it's longer than Book One and there are more characters. There's a lot of bullshit, but it was honestly enjoyable for what it was until the ending... which the ending was a problem in Book One, too.

I haven't covered that big tragic ending yet, I'm saving that for my in-depth review. I don't know when that will be out, I want to read this a few more times and be thorough. If y'all have read it let me know your thoughts. I'm very interested to know what you thought of that ending, just... all of it, Chapter Seven onward.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go read a palate cleanser and to collect my thoughts.

[heymrspatel]

🌟 weekly tag wednesday 🌟

i haven't done one of these in a bit, but i wanna jump back into them! so yoohooo let's gooo! i was tagged by @darlingian @metalheadmickey @mybrainismelted @too-schoolforcool @firecrxtch @lingy910y @sgtmickeyslaughter and @juliakayyy 💙✨

how is your day going?: good. comfy. i woke up in a very cute mood! although, it's another slow one, i've been feeling very time warpy and floaty lately.

are you okay?: yea. yea! i'm at a nice little plateau 🥰

what is your favourite shade of your favourite colour?: blue like the deep ocean. green like the deep forest.

are you single?: 🙂

are you happy about that?: 🙂

what age do you feel in your brain?: definitely not like i should be in my 30s lol it's funny, i was talking about this the other day. about how covid hit when i was 29 and i don't feel like i've aged in the meantime. but at the same time i feel decades older.

do you feel like the good times are behind you or ahead of you?: hmm i think this is one of those "it can be both" type of things. lots of good behind me, lots of good ahead of me (i fucking hope!)

do you have a best friend?: yessirrr

did you have a childhood pet?: yea! i had two little budgies. one green, one blue. we also had a little kitty.

do you sing or whistle around the house?: oh my god, yes... i don't whistle. but, look, i think there's a song always bouncing around up there and i just gotta at least hum it sometimes. and if music is playing and i know the lyrics, i'm singing.

do you light candles or incense?: i do! i love candles very much. a big plus if they've got those wood crackling wicks!

are you busy Friday night?: nope. i'm busy saturday night though!

if you were a circus performer which act would you be in?: uuhhh me perform? n-no... i shan't. but i do like that aerial silky thingy!

what is your favourite outfit?: this depends on the day! but usually it's a colorful top, ripped blue jeans, combat boots, and a leather jacket. hoops, buncha rings, and watch. some eyeshadow that'll make my eyes pop and a berry colored lip.

what's the last thing you created?: completed? my wedding boys. wip? i keep reworking a sketch for the gift exchange.

what is your favourite fic or book of all time?: my god i don't know! all time is a lot of time and i suddenly forgot everything i've ever fucking read!

what are you looking forward to?: some time off work in two weeks! seeing my friend on saturday! feeling the sun on my face!

what can put you immediately in a better mood?: a little quiet time. perhaps a nap. being silly with people that i trust.

do you like hugs?: i do i doooo! but like i really gotta want to and trust you lmao

what is something you wish people understood about you?: i'm just a little meow meow, you know? small and round and soft, with the sharpest little claws you've ever seen!

feeling a little shy tonight, so i'm skipping the tag! but, still, if you're reading this, i'm giving you a teenie tiny little leaf 🌱

[farfromrealitypls]

Rafe x singer girlfriend

Face claim: Madison beer

“No no no no, shit!”

“What?” You lifted your head to look at Sarah, who sat across from you at the counter, looking panicked at her phone.

“The band I booked just cancelled” she threw her phone out of her hands and let her head fall onto her arms on the counter.

“Oh shit” you frowned and looked at your best friend.

“What am I gonna doooo?” She mumbled into her hands.

“Try to book someone else.” You suggested.

“How am I gonna get someone else in an hour?! It’s ruined!” She whipped her head back up.

“The live music was going to be the highlight, singing THEIR song. It was supposed to be perfect. Ugh! Rose should’ve never trusted me with their anniversary party” she whined and let her head fall back down again.

Sarah spent almost the whole last week planning this out. It was Rose’s and Ward’s anniversary and Rose wanted a big party and told Sarah she could plan it.

“Sarah it’s still a great party” you walked around the counter and stood next to her, putting your hand on her back to comfort her.

“The decoration is amazing and the slideshow is the cutest thing ever” you assured her.

“Oh my god! Y/n can you sing at the party? she whipped her head up again, you swore you heard it crack and she looked at you with wide eyes.

“What?” You gasped in disbelief.

“Y/n please! I’m never gonna get someone else for tonight and you are way better than anyone else” she grabbed your arm.

“Absolutely not” you shook your head and ignored her puppy dog eyes.

“Why not? Pleaseeeeee. Just this one song. Nothing else. This is so essential, it’s THEIR song and it’s way more emotional when you sing it than me just putting it on speaker” she whined and squeezed your arm even tighter, pouting up at you.

“I can’t. Rafe is gonna be there and I get so freaked out” you whined back and avoided eye contact.

“You’ve been dating for 2 months now and he never heard you sing?? It’s about time!” She raised her voice in excitement and gave you a hopeful look.

“Sarah…” you sighed, looking back at her.

“Y/n I’m BEGGING you. I’ll do whatever you want” she said slowly with closed eyes, waiting for you to say yes.

It was silent for a bit, just you two looking at each other.

“Fine. I’ll do it.” You finally gave in.

“Oh my god!” Sarah jumped up from her stool and pulled you into a tight hug.

“You’re the best! I love you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!” She squealed into your ear.

“I love you too” you squinted your eyes at her high pitched voice and just hugged her back.

“Are you alright babe?” Rafe leaned over and whispered in your ear.

You’ve been fidgeting in your seat the second you sat down. Why did you agree to this again?

“Yeah yeah, I’m fine” you whispered back and faked a smile.

He placed his big hand on your thigh and usually it would calm you down, but now all you could think of was that you had to sing in front of him and EVERYONE, when the slideshow was over.

Suddenly everybody started clapping and Sarah stepped onto the small stage.

Shit. It’s happening.

“I hope those pictures freshend up some memories. And now to relive the ultimate, most romantic moment, we will have someone sing the song, you both first danced to, and the one dad claims, made him fall in love”

Sarah stepped off and you got off from your seat while everyone clapped.

“What are you doing?” Rafe looked at you confused. You ignored him and just walked up the stage. You held on to the mic and hoped it would make your hands look less shaky. You scanned the crowd and there were definitely more people than you thought. You locked eyes with your boyfriend and his lips turned into a smile and he raised one eyebrow at you. Then the intro to “Can’t help falling in love” by Elvis Presley started playing, there was no turning back.

You started singing and Rafe couldn’t believe his eyes. There stood this dream of a woman, in a sparkly black dress, with the voice of an angel and he was lucky enough to call her his girlfriend. When you stared into his eyes while singing the lyrics, like you said it to him, it made his heart jump and his dick twitch. He was absolutely mesmerised and just stared at you in awe. So did everybody else. He wondered how he never knew you could sing like that, but looking at you right now made him feel soft.

The song was over and you took a deep breath, before you quickly made your way back to your seat. The party guests cheered, clapped and Rose sent you some air kisses. You akwardly smiled back at her and finally sat back down next to Rafe, leaning into him to calm your nerves.

Sarah stepped back up and started reading some story.

“I- Fuck I’m so in love with you” he brought out while staring into your soul.

“You mean “you can’t help falling in love with me?” “ you giggled and jokingly pushed his arm.

“Fuck yeah” he chuckled back and pulled you closer by your chair and then gently cupped your cheek, tugging a strand of hair behind your ear.

You smiled up at him through your long eyelashes.

“I never knew my girl got a voice like that” He whispered.

“I get shy” you whispered back.

“Well get over it, because I will make you sing way more often now” he placed his soft lips on yours and you hummed in agreement.

“But nothing compares to the noises you make when I touch all the right spots” he grinned against your lips.

“Rafe!” You blushed and hit his biceps and he let out a deep chuckle before pecking your lips once more.

[qoldenskies]

Taking a break from homework to ask 11, 12, and 30 from that ask game you reblogged (I’m super super interested in the way other people go about writing their fics lolol 🙏)

YIPPEEEEE

11. Do you write scenes in order, or do you jump around?

truthfully it kind of depends! whenever i write i tend to have The Scene in mind and if i get impatient i'll usually write it, but i try to avoid doing it because i notice it messes with flow (but flow and pacing is something im just very conscious of, even though i observe that because im writing it my brain is reading it faster/skimming so its partially a me problem LOL)

in caged lungs im skipping around only because im trying to go with a draft format instead of editing as i go, since its so long itll help when i see everything connected, and there's a few scenes i plan on changing/rewriting completely when i get it all out. technically everything ive posted up to this point is a first draft, and its a habit i hope to break !!

12. Do you outline your fics? If yes, how detailed are your outlines?  How far do you stray from them?

i doooo yes, its mostly just a list of things/interactions i know i want. for cvd i have plans for up to chapter 9/10 or so, and just a bunch of scripts/concepts for later. with canary continuity i have a description for each scene on the google doc and i just add the content in as i go, with my actual notepad (thing i discovered i had on my laptop and have been using liberally) i mostly have quotes and passages i want to put in the story

and also for cc in particular im keeping really close track of the motifs and how i want to work them back around. already thinking about the healing part of the arc and implanting scenes/chekhovs guns that are going to loop back around WAY down the line is very funny... i actually do some of this for cvd too, i love to write intentionally like that.... i am weirdly pretentious and earnest about my turtle fanfiction. people have no idea what im going to do with that lamp and i bide my time. also the clocks. and the laundry room. and the ocean (actually that one's fine its just a parallel). and the rooftop. and the cameras oh my god the cameras. i plan on committing so many horrors

really just things i know i WANT to be consistent with is the biggest thing i keep track of (although sometimes things will just pop up AS i'm writing and i roll with the punches, like the security system being a metaphor in coming undone, and also all of the very intentional trust fall parallels and the way it conveniently worked with the chapter names. fun fact for metaphors, i REALLY planned to expand on the chess thing between leo and donnie but it messed with the pacing so im keeping it for cvd.... ive got some ideas)

OH EXCEPT FOR THAT SEP AU IVE VAGUELY TALKED ABOUT. i have EVERY SINGLE chapter plotted out, its 52 chapters long. i am NOT GOING TO WORRY ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW its a far in the future thing. but its also the only au i have that isnt like,,, specifically canon divergent, so i wanted to pay close attention to how i set things up. 4 later (currently the working name for it is where we went wrong, after the song by the hush sound, and honestly im tempted to keep it because it makes the acronym wwww which is beautifully ironic because they take NOTHING BUT LS ITS JUST ONE AFTER ANOTHER OH MY GOD)

30. How much do you edit your fics?  Do you edit as you write or wait until you finish the first draft?

OH I KIND OF ALREADY ANSWERED THIS ABOVE OOPS. im trying to break out of the habit but i mostly just grammar correct through google docs and then throw out the first draft haphazardly, and it can kinda come off polished anyway because i tend to edit as i go. sometimes it means i'll fix mistakes in fics like a month after releasing them, impatience is my Weakness

wow i yap a lot LMFAO the yapperrrr

[fanfictionalmind]

FOR MY ICHIINI FANS HERE YOU GO

WARNING : SWEARING

Second: Hey Darling

Yoichi: Yea babe?

Second: Im bored

Yoichi: hmm me too

Second: Wanna go to bed~?

Yoichi: Sure~

Third ,third wheeling : I fucking hate you both ,Do you have to do this every night 😭? Well how nice i love being here so much im totally not going to hear unholy noises and get so much sleep...I want to move out so much...

AT NIGHT

Unholy noises....

Third: i fucking hate my life....

Hikage: You good?

Third: Yes im perfectly fine , not ,i hate this WHY DO THEY DO IT EVERY NIGHT.

Hikage: Well its your problem now i just came here to get some water im so happy to have one of the farthest rooms

Third: No shit i would be happy too, but instead i get the closest room to them!!!!!

Hikage: Well to bad deal with it....Because i aint changing my room maybe you can ask someone else even tho they aren't going to agree its worth a shot right?

Third: I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE JUST GET OUT ALREADY..

Hikage: Ok, ok chill i will good night....

Third, so done with his life: WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOOD NIGHT.....

Third puts on headphones and puts his volume to the brim and puts on a song so he can get some sleep because its already 4 am

IN THE MORNING

Second gets up early

Second: Hey guys how did you all sleep?

Everyone except Third: Good

Third DONE WITH EVRYTHING

Third: WHAT DO YOU THINK HUH? WHY EVERY NIGHT? I BARELY MANAGED TO GET ANY SLEEP BECOUSE OF YOU AND YOICHI

Second: CALM DOWN WHAT DID WE DOOOO?

Third: WHAT DID YALL DO LAST NIGHT HUH ITS BECOUSE OF YOU I CANT SLEEP BECOUSE YALL DO IT EVERY NIGHHHHT.....

Second: ....YOU HEARD....

Third: NO SHIT

THIRD STARTS TO BEAT UP SECOND

Second: IM SORRY IM SORRY

Yoichi wakes up barely walking

Yoichi: Hmm....What's with all the noise in the morning?

Third: WHATS WITH ALL THE NOISE AT NIGHT HUH?

Yoichi: calm down its to early and we will get you a room that's the furthest, you know you could've just asked and we could've given it to you before. And let go of second..

Third: OH THANK GOD I CAN NOT BE IN THAT ROOM AGAIN !

Yoichi: yeah no problem now what's for breakfast?

En: we are having toast

Yoichi: oo yummy

En , Nana , Banjo , Midoriya and AllMight : So.... What happened last nigh?

Third: YOU DONT WANNA KNOW

Hikage: Yeah, listen to third you don't wanna know....

AFTER THAT DAY THIRD HAD PEACE AND GOOD REST BECAUSE HE DOSNT HAVE TO HEAR YOICHI AND SECOND DOING THAT ALL NIGHT AGAIN .......

[chipmunkweirdo]

Time to let you see a sneak peek of some dialogue that may or may not make it into the Geeks In Love story.

SIMON: How do you rack up 80 dollars worth of library fines!?

ALVIN 2.0: I read a lot of books…and forget to return them.

SIMON: 80 dollars!? 80 DOLLARS!?

ALVIN 2.0: Uhhh….that’s the downside of having a library card.

JEANETTE: We’ll pay you back. We promise.

SIMON: (groans)

ALVIN 2.0: But the thing is, I’ve never felt anything like this….this intensity for someone before. It doesn’t feel like my other crushes.

THEODORE: How does it feel?

ALVIN 2.0: Well, it’s…..oh god.

THEODORE: What?

ALVIN 2.0: I feel about Jeanette the way I feel about…physics. OH CRAP! I REALLY DO LOVE HER, THEO! What am I gonna DOOOO!?

JEANETTE: Do you think Alvin…LIKES me?

ELEANOR: Well, when he was acting all weird around you at Space Camp, I thought he did. He chose Brittany though, so maybe he didn’t actually like you and Theo and I were reading too much into it.

JEANETTE: He didn’t choose Brittany. He told me the publicity dates were just for show. They don’t mean anything. It’s just to humor the marketing team.

ELEANOR: Oh this is BAD. You get why this is bad, right?

JEANETTE: Does Brittany think….

ELEANOR: YES! 100% OFFICIAL!

JEANETTE: Gee willikers. This is a dilly of a pickle.

SIMON: If you aren’t in love with Brittany, why do you keep agreeing to kiss her? Surely that can’t ALL be for the fans.

ALVIN 2.0: She’s a pretty girl who actually wants to kiss me. You do the math.

SIMON: You really are despicable.

ALVIN 2.0: I’m giving her the fantasy she wants. What’s the harm in that? She knows it’s not real. We’re actors. (Sprays his breath) Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to practice my smoochy face.

SIMON: ….and now I’m disgusted.

BRITTANY: Your feelings for Jeanette aren’t real. Like Simon said, you only fell in love with her helping you. You don’t love her romantically. You love her as someone to share your emotions with. I could share emotions with you too. We could share them together. Please, don’t throw this all away and date my sister! She belongs with Simon!

ALVIN 2.0: But….but I love her! It’s not fake! It’s not transference or misplaced affection…it’s genuine love! I want Jeanette Miller to be my Mystic Mate!

BRITTANY: Well, unfortunately, you don’t get to choose.

ALVIN 2.0: Who says?

BRITTANY: Uh, Karma’s daughter named Destiny.

ALVIN 2.0: Screw Destiny. I want Jeanette!!!!

BRITTANY: You can’t date my sister. She doesn’t even like you back!

ALVIN 2.0: She might, but she’s hiding it from you. We have great chemistry! I just have to talk to her.

ELEANOR: Alvin, buddy, give it up. You can’t make a love triangle. This isn’t that kind of TV show.

ALVIN 2.0: Too late. I’ve made up my mind. I’ve spent a lot of time trusting my brain. Now, I gotta trust my heart.

ALVIN: I hate her. (Talking about Brittany)

JEANETTE: (sadly) Really?

ALVIN: No. I just hate how much I love bein’ her friend….you know….when she acts like THAT!

JEANETTE: You are a very confusing individual.

ALVIN: That’s what you like about me, right?

JEANETTE: Among other things.

ALVIN: What else do ya like about me?

JEANETTE: (giggles) Watch that ego, Alvin.

ALVIN: Sorry sorry. I’m just curious!