#oh my god if they were real
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god how I love pathetic men
#I can't remember like literally ANY other pathetic man I love#💀💀#man I hate them all#they're so fucking dumb I love them#AND JERRY AND CYRIL BEING VOICED BY THE SAME PERSON#IT BRINGS ME JOY#Jerry and Cyril would hate each other if they met#not knowing they're literally the same person#also Archer reminds me of Rick#and I love that for me#oh my god if they were real#I would have killed them already#After I kissed them gently :) on the lips :)))#I wanna smoosh Jerry and Cyril in my hands and take care of them but feed them poison#every day#I love them don't get me wrong#Jerry <33#Cyril <33#Archer <33#rick and morty#pathetic men#good luck jerry#jerry#(imo Cyril and Jerry are super queer and I love taht for them)#Cyril#Archer
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hm. luo binghe betraying shen qingqiu before he could throw him into the abyss, so that there's no reason shen qingqiu would kill himself for his sake later on. feigning his hate for shen qingqiu, thinking that his ravenous and unsightly love was the reason shen qingqiu felt so guilty as to sacrifice his life for binghe’s. bingqiu ending up on opposite sides and shen qingqiu being the one seeking answers while luo binghe drives him away. do you see where i’m going with this. because i’m not sure i do
#svsss#svsss au#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#ENEMIES BINGQIU#oh also#were operating under a timetraveller binghe premise#which is my favourite type of au always#god if only writing was a real thing i could do…. man…..#lordfailure luo
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CORONATION STREET ― 22th November 2024
#coronation street#swarla#carla x lisa#mine#wlwgif#wlwsource#oh my god#cannot believe this is real#honestly i didnt think at all they were going to kiss in this scene#or even have seks.. (TWICE?!??)#also#what a good KISS!!!!#when carla said 'don't get dressed' i had to pause the episode and wait for like 2 mins because i knew what was gonna happen#my heart was beating so fast fjkdsjfkdsf
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you're lovely in ways that i just can't explain
testing out new brushes w some lmhs itfs nape kisses :> jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itafushi#itadori yuuji#fushiguro megumi#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk atla!au#atla!au: art#atla!au: illust#lmhs#THESE BRUSHES R LIKE CRACK TO ME I LOVE THEM#i.... paid for them.... which i normally never do#but i talked myself into it bc i figured i like them enough and they will probably get enough use to justify the $9 price tag#and im SO glad i did they were worth every gd CENT TH TEXTURE#chalky oily pastely chunky god i cld EAT IT#oh ya the itfs#fr once not much 2 say rly just a tender moonlit moment ??? honestly they r just my vessels (HAH) th real stars r the brushes#this lighting is the closest u will see me get to blue eyed megu btw. this is as much as i am willing to compromise on#also i finally managed to get the Blue Shading On Pink to look right! i love th way it looks sm but its a Hard combo 2 pull off fr me :'>#....lmhs rly pushing the hina use blue agenda i just realized#though ig that rly is just on atla for being so colour coordinated :')#also caption ! radiohead by nightly.....itfs song.....if u care........#EDIT FRGOT THEIR SCARS I NEED TO SLEEEEPPPP#smh fake fan of our own au :((((
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the dunmeshi gang heading down to get falin while zagreus is on his way out
#art#fan art#digital art#my art#hades game#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#is it ethical to eat anything in the underworld?? they're all souls of real people vs just being monsters/animals#hell if they know#zagreus: huh. how was asterius & theseus? don't think they would've just let you guys down here. wait gods you didn't EAT asterius did you#laios: oh nah marcille wouldn't let us. also they were pretty nice at least we had a conversation before they tried to kill us
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sorry, the heavy breaths between guy and honey’s first and second kiss are AHSIDISNSHDJEJAJAJSB >>>>>
the way he was just processing i know his jaw was hanging open and slack and his eyes were a little glazed over and then the desperate huffing when they kissed for the second time
AND THE SURPRISED LITTLE NOISE HE MAKES WHEN HONEY FIRST KISSES HIM RAAAAAAAAAAH
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted guy#redacted honey#i always forget how much i love his confession audio#and matter of fact honey is a better person then i am#because i’d fall for that goof in an hour flat if he was real#how did they resist him for a YEAR#oh my god they were roommates
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When I think of all the times I said 'yes' for you And I walked into the wind 'cause I adored you Well, I wish for once to turn this game around Say, "I guess it's your turn to find me now." Will you meet me in Vienna? Oh, it won't wait forever
#idk what it is but this song always makes me think of petermj after NWH#Roo Panes the lyricist you are#this song and Glory Days are also HELLA petermj post-nwh coded istg#also this song is just beautiful and i listened to it like 6 times on the day it released#it also is a duet with Lily Lyons and oh my god she has one of the most beautiful voices ive ever heard#she also has some petermj coded songs that live rent free in my brain#please give the song a listen if you'd like. it's beautiful#im also gonna ramble real quick if yall dont mind#sorry for the lack of posting i just moved and the holidays were a lot so im taking a small break#also thinking about my Spider Peter au again and am actually kind of writing something for that#but yeah i think my art posting is gonna slow down for a minute sorry guys <3#still love ya!#spiderman#nwh#peter parker#mj watson#michelle jones#i am thinking thoughts
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guess who has two thumbs and passed out in the back of an A350???
#GOD. WHY?????#I got up to stretch my legs and just wanted to stand for a bit#the next thing I knew I was surrounded by concerned flight attendants who were INSISTING that I drink some water and apple juice#And I was just like “oh no this isn't for me I wasn't the person who asked for apple juice”#and it took me a HOT SECOND to realise that my ass was flat on the ground.#I have no idea wtf happened.#I usually feel severely nauseous before I faint...#Not this time#I had absolutely no fucking clue I was about to drop like a sack of bricks.#annoying.#SO GLAD I DIDN'T PISS MYSELF HOLY FUCK GUYS.#THAT FEAR IS REAL LET ME TELL YOU.#anyways#I'm fine. Just a bit emberassed lmao.
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Make You Mine - Childe x Reader
Almost 4 years ago I started obsessing over Liyue Qixing Secretary!Reader x Childe and never did anything about it. Now the dynamic is stuck in my head, 4 years later, and I'm ready to write miniscule drabbles about them, coated in longing and yearning and the like. Hooray
The soft, silver glow of the moon seeped through the open windows, illuminating scarred skin and hair as golden as cor lapis itself. Childe lay with his back facing you, sound asleep, ignorant of the countless thoughts that swirled in your mind. The unwillingness to say goodbye; the sheer desperation to keep him in your field of view; the fear of being exposed, once and for all.
If these thoughts raced in his head during the day as they did in yours, then he did a better job of not showing it than you ever could.
You shifted behind him. His tanned skin, littered in scars and freckles alike, was more than just a sight you wished to remember; you wanted to memorize the placement of every little blemish, every freckle, so that you could recognize them by touch alone. How many battles had he seen to acquire this many scars? How many of them were near-deadly for his skin to become so marred? How did he remain so gentle, with all the bloodshed he had witnessed at such a young age?
You figured you should simply ask him next time. Childe would happily tell you - though he might gloss over the more gruesome details to save himself from the pity you would no doubt offer - but he would tell you nevertheless.
Biting your lip nervously, you reached out a careful hand to trace his shoulder blades. He didn't react to that - still sleeping, you thought, and took it as a sign to continue. With a featherlight touch, your fingers trailed his broad shoulder, his bicep (you fought the urge to squeeze the muscle there, appealing as it was).
Childe was unfairly beautiful at his barest. Every man in Teyvat should envy him and strive to have half the charm he had; but maybe they shouldn't bother trying. Who could ever hope to compare if not the gods themselves?
Your fingers stopped at the back of his neck, where they were tickled by unruly ginger hair. You had half the mind to kiss him there but there was no point in waking him. Childe had to leave early, anyhow.
Rex Lapis must not approve of your relationship; because Childe had to leave for Inazuma on your only day off work and, to make matters crueler, you couldn't even walk him to the docks. Under better circumstances, you would have kissed him right by his ship until he could speak nothing but your name. Under better circumstances, he would have held you tight, regardless if there were people around to see, and you would have happily returned his embrace. Until such a day came, you would have to do with fervent touches at illicit meetings.
"I'll bring you gifts," he'd said hours earlier, "whatever you want. Name it, and it's yours."
"What if I only want you?"
He laughed, as though you hadn't bared your soul to him in that confession,"but I'm already yours."
"Then keep being mine. No matter where you go, just come back being mine."
Childe smiled wide, with cheeks dusted red and eyes crinkled around the corners. A kiss, and then:
"You say it as if it's not the easiest thing in the world."
Come morning, he would vanish without a trace, leaving naught but a cold bed in his wake. His sweet words, surely half-forgotten by Childe himself, remained in your head like a painful reminder of what you could never fully have.
#stayed up till 2am writing this oops#i love childe :(#he's the sort of guy who would be so proud and so happy to show off his partner so the idea of him being in a secret#relationship is so fun to me. because he would definitely give himself away if he loved his partner so much#but for their sake he would put on his best act to make sure their secret never got out; remaining a faithful and sweet lover all the while#if any of that even makes sense?#childe was my 2nd limited 5 star so just for that he has a special place in my heart but oh my god. he is just so lovable and endearing to#me#like that's my boy#that's the love of my life#ily childe i wish you were real#childe x reader#childe x you#childe x y/n#ajax x reader#tartaglia x reader#tartaglia x you#tartaglia x y/n#childe#tartaglia#ajax#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader#my writing#theoutcastwrites
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thinking again about the look of devastation and heartbreak jj gave emily when she shared that she died for real in the back of the ambulance and want to punch things
#OH THEY WERE SO WRONG FOR THAT#LIKE SO WRONG#COULD HEAR HER HEART SHATTER#AND AND#FUCKING EMILY#GOD#if I was her I would have been a bitch and brought it up when reid and morgan were being Real assholes#but that’s just me#LMAO#anyway#my babies :(#emily prentiss#jennifer jareau#jennifer jj jareau#criminals minds
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Im scared to think what if Guillermo and Nandor were always together and just fooled the documentary crew into thinking they had nothing romantic going on
#like I know it’s not possible#BUT IT COULD ALSO BE#but the yearning is not very relationship I know#idk idk#but like I suddenly had this fear#like oh my god what if we were tricked#but it’s not real I know#like we hadn’t seen their relationship build that beautiful only to be fake after all this time#it doesn’t feel like they were acting so…#me and my silly thoughts#sasa rambles#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#nandermo#nandor x guillermo#wwdits guillermo#wwdits nandor
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not speirs looting all that shit because he had a newborn child back in london and was worried his wife wouldnt be able to survive on his salary alone………
#LIKE??? its so tragic oh my god????? the real life stories are ao much more interesting than whats portrayed in the show#if the audience had known it would have given him so much more depth#he was literally sending everything he looted back to london apparently#also nixon had a newborn as well but was cheating on his wife with a british woman#these men were BUSY lmao#and roe got married while on leave too during 1944#these women somehow never mentioned!!!! the children never mentioned !!#ronald speirs#real people#band of brothers
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I HAD TO FIND THIS OUT BY MYSELF AND NOBODY TOLD ME THIS WAS IN THE BOOKS ???????? THIS GAY ASS SCENE ????????
#reading through the moomin books like it’s the gospel and OH My god I think reading the moomin series should be required were missing#so much good shit#she didn’t need to call him out like that and he didn’t to need to blush AUH#cant believe the ‘ snufmin r in love and everyone knows but them ‘ ks kinda real#moomin#snufkin#snufmin
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Whyyy why why on earth, if you are making a comment about a blogger being a huge terf, do you feel the need to tack "and they're also a Lestat apologist" onto the end???
Do you think liking a fictional character is equally as telling as spouting a bunch of literal terf rhetoric?
Do you think liking a fictional character is equally as bad as being a terf??
Do you think someone might be on the fence about blocking a terf but will have no qualms about blocking someone who likes a controversial fictional character?
It's absolutely and completely pointless!! The point was made when you said they were a vile person. Their opinions on fictional characters does not matter when there's something actually shitty and toxic about them!!!
#proship#proshippers#proshipping#proshipper#pro ship#proship safe#sip rambles#sorry i just saw that lol#it was like [screenshot that shows they're a terf]#followed by 'also they're a lestat apologist!!!'#it DOES NOT MATTER#HE IS NOT REAL#trans people are real!!! worry about the trans people please#not fictional characters who were fictionally hurt by a fictional abuser or whatever oh my god
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ive made an executive decision that chitter posts are called cheets. i dont know if it was the right decision but ive made it.
i wanted to do some silly fan interractions and go SO carried away this is incredibly self indulgent <3
#i immediately got way too attached to the silly fan profiles i made they will be reoccurring <3#(thank you to my twitter using friend for username ideas based on my extremely cryptic description on what im doing ily)#(the (fan account) thing is apparently a real thing because people were getting taken down for impersonation! it also works to my#advantage to very quickly explain. who these knew people are)#pingchitters#image id in alt text!#<- oh god theres so much alt text to write#virgil chitter#roman chitter#logan chitter#patton chitter
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my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#deacon keller#arthur bennett#OOUGUGHHAAOGUguguhh i feel so cringe whenever i ship two characters. like theyre not even REAL#why cant i be more 'hyperfixated' on getting bitched or something. CHRIST. anwyay i want em to hold hands or smth. yknow. freak stuff.#SO DEACON KELLER!! HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR TALKIN ABT THIS PLACE GETTING ATTACKED.. WE SAW HIM APPROACHING#AND THEN THE WHOLE FEAST PORTION OF THE PARTY HAPPENED N HE GOT STUCK#BUT HE KNEEEWW HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR SOMEHOW!! i just think thats neat. hes dedicated to protecting his people. hes respectable!!#GOD he doesnt even have that much screen time but i LOVE HIMMM n his silly lil shadow steed named Sunshine.. like cmon.... ugh.....#hes sweet n hes funny and he CAARES about the things hes in charge of on some levels. he certainly does his best to look after his own.#god idk what else to write here other than how much hes been on my MMMIND lately. the doctors are still running diagnostiscs#i just think hes so neat... also i think its funny that hes afraid o snakes. OH YKNOW lemme just talk abt my damn art. first o all this too#SSSOOO LONG. WEEKS EVEN.IVE BEEN WORKIN ON IT SINCE EP 5 WAS ON PATREON.it was sposed to be justa buncha doodles but then it Evolved#idk man...cowboys are just so cool...especially w VAMP POWERS..fastest shot in the west for a REASON BABY...n with the red smoke#n the glowing eyes..CMOn thats so cool i hadta get my visions into reality. the eyes were inspired by the music video for RATTLESNAKE (kglw#that where the IM THE SERPENT lines come from.lyrics from tha song.ooh yeah i love kglw so much...i also have other hidden messages here#i like to hide things...ALSO ALSO. I HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE W SO MUCH O THIS. the two bits with arthur n deacon biting eachother. AGONY#POSES ARE SO HHARRDDD SAME WITH THAT doodle o arthur slammin deacons head into the ground. WEEKS to get that pose RIGHT. I BLED SO MUCH#OHH AND GUNS???COWBOYHATS?? HIS GAY LIL JACKET? W THE DANGLIES?? AGOONYYY IT TOOK SO LONG TO PERFECT IT..especialy guns. OUUUHH#i also dont draw mustaches enough... which sucks bc im weak for a good mustache... BUT i think im doing pretty well on that.#it was hard but yknow what!! i think i did good! i rly like how this all turned out!! EXCEPT FOR THA FUCKIN RIBBON BOW THING I FORGOT TODRA#IN THE TOP RIGHT... THAT I JSUT NOTICED...its fine its fine i dont care that much. this is good enough to FEAST upon so im content n happy.#anyway i gotta leave ina few hours to start TRAINING for my NEW JOB!! CHEER FOR ME!! TRUCK IS A BLACKJACK DEALER NOW!! IEAAAHHH BABYYYY!!!!#thanku for reading my weird lil scrolls i bury beneath my posts. if u leave tags i WILL absorb them. and feel joy.
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