#oh manNNNNN

[stargore]

so i almost never ever have fictional crushes but uh dirk strider was my gay awakening and i think tumblr knows it because a solid half of my dash has become fanart of him and i’m just hhfhghghhhhhhh

[loverboybrightsideghost]

NOT TMA VAGUE BACK FROM THE DEAD

[hanaaria]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT EVEN WAS THAT ENTIRE FIRST HOUR OF CALAMITY EPISODE 4

[pluvillion]

and if everyone kills each other on MWIII, then what?

[joffyworld]

OH ALLIGATOR YOU GAVE US TWO TO THREE MEALS HERE

FINISHED THAT ONE COMIC I POSTED ABOUT ALMOST 30 FULL DAYS AGO?? I FINALLY REMEMBERED IT EXISTED AND FINISHED IT. I HAVE SO MUCH I WANT TO SAY ABOUT MY LAMB NOW THAT THEY'RE FINALLY THE MAIN CHARACTER IN A LONG COMIC, BUT it went on forever so I put it below the cut.

While we're above the cut, I have a bunch of REALLy good asks I'll be trying to draw for soon. But keep an eye out for a poll coming up soon...cause now that this is out of the way, I want another big project to have in the background and I have Big Ideas for Big Angst Comics........

OH YOU CLICKED THE THING, NICE. OKAY. SO:

Have I ever talked about how my lamb works?? I need to do more with them but I'm a bishop enjoyer to an obsessive degree. The lamb operates on the same kind of level as kallamar did during the breakdown comic, but on a more permanent, more stable level. After being told to hide for their whole life, to never show their face and not even being given a name......being beheaded by four gods and recruited by a fifth forgotten one who claims they're the Chosen One just made the lamb think "OH! None of this is real. My brain wanted me to feel important before I died, and this is my dying vision. Okay, I'll play along >:)" and now they're the equivalent of when you beat a game and replay it while picking the funniest/worst options to see what'd happen.

USUALLY their decisions are clouded by the assumption that nothing they do actually matters, but they're still......a person who held things dear and had standards while they were alive. So they love hijinx, but aren't like leshy who launches people out of catapults for fun, or kallamar who sees mortals more as lab rats than people living their own lives. They'll do some things for the lolz but their humanity definitely shows through when dealing with someone like shamura.

I think they went into the bishop slaying quest wanting to hate shamura, assuming they were an irredeemable antagonist that deserved to be vanquished. They were told by narinder that shamura was the big bad, so they figured there was nothing to it beyond that. But then they actually MET shamura, who wasn't at all what they were expected to be. Every other bishop is just like "RAHH I'LL KILL YOU" when you meet them, and then shamura is the only person who actually tells you about what happened, speaks to you like a person and not an obstacle, and doesn't seem bothered about the fact they're going to die. So that got them thinking....hmm...perhaps these people are slightly more realistic than I anticipated. Still gonna kill them tho

I'm not sure the lamb hates the bishops, especially after the realization that they're a fucked up family acting out in desperation rather than logic. When you're born into circumstances you know will eventually doom you (like being a sacrificial lamb destined for slaughter) you kinda...lose the ability to care after a while. They don't really *forgive* the bishops for the slaughter of their people, and definitely enjoy bullying them and kicking them around now that they're powerless mortals- but the initial horror of being born to die has subsided. Now that they're presumably in some kind of afterlife, and have better, more fun things to move onto now that they're the ruler of everything- it's not worth it to hate those five forever.

I think *because* the lamb has only been a god very briefly and still remembers mortality well, that's why they're the one god who does things "because they're funny" but also is respectful of people like shamura. It's like when you're playing GTA V and you accidentally drive over a dog while trying to pull over and look at it closer. Is it a real dog?? No but you're still gonna feel bad!! So like I said, in the lamb's mind they have NO reason to care about any of these people or show them mercy, but the fact that they're not as detached from mortality as the bishops were makes them a benevolent god. I'll be doing a comic about this very subject in the future and it WILL be depressing >:)

Also. Unrelated. But if you read this far, I feel the need to justify why heket and leshy suddenly have boobs in this comic. I'm sure it's obvious that I headcanon the gods don't have sex characteristics cause like...why would they need those. I don't want to draw that. But as MORTALS they would probably need to have all their organs intact to function properly, so pour one out for shamura + leshy who probably completely forgot they were transgender until they woke up in mortal bodies. NOT SURE HOW KALLAMAR WOULD REACT, I think they're more just horrified they lost all their tentacles

I debated doing another silly comic about the concept but I don't want this blog to get too raunchy, so instead have this epic ms paint art (I CAN MAKE THESE JOKES, I'M AFAB TRANS I DESERVE THIS ONE THING)

[finneander]

Cyberpunk 2077 no pills ending man. Man. Spoilers in tags i guess because holy fuck man

[u3pxx]

[kind of a companion drawing to this] EYES!!!

inspired by these exercises ryoko kui does ... i rip off my shirt to reveal another shirt underneath that says "i ❤️ character design" ASKSKS i might do another one of these for ace attorney characters (again) this is fun

[mossy-paws]

phighting x slugcats (rain world) would be possibly very epic and cool maybe

Here you go :3 the silly little wawas

(+ a teensy little swocket doodle since a lot of people requested it)

[joffyworld]

STAR YOU COOKED WOAH

im not immune to propaganda

[sunnycringe]

Souichi

[bruhstation]

of fucking course the best, most harrowing, most gut-wrenching tugs character only appeared in one episode (a bit of ramble in the tags)

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Excerpt of my chat with @alypink on the Monaco GP 2024

Just when you thought it couldn't get any fucking worse

[joffyworld]

USUHEUE OOOOOOO THESE ARE SO COOL

My favorite fashion vitcitm (trying out lots of potential outfits that I will never stick to)

[christiangeistdorfer]

JACK BRABHAM & STIRLING MOSS, 1950s

[pinkfey]

i have no friends who care about me because my personality is boring and understimulating and i have no selling point as a friend and i am being left behind

[ratatatastic]

"Oh! Forsling got hit high by Scheifele! Ekblad and Scheifele are gonna go at it!" "Scheifele's going after Ekblad!" "Scheifele was lookin' for a partner in Ekblad is there with him in centre ice!" "Ekblad doesn't have to get involved with this—really, shouldn't." "No. Got a couple of pops in there with the right hand, he's tyin' him up—smart by Ekblad. After Scheifele threw the late hit at Forsling." "Well, and you mentioned, Goldie, a few minutes ago that what we see a little bit of chippiness out of the Winnipeg Jets trying to send a message. These two teams gonna square off again on Tuesday night in Winnipeg." "Scheifele was lookin' for some trouble—" Winnipeg #55, Florida #5: each 5 minutes for fighting. "—and he found it. 5-nothing Panthers, on top. [...] 5 goal lead for the Panthers, 5 each for fighting. The replay sponsored by your local Toyota dealers." "Ah, Scheifele maybe a little frustrated—trying to put a spark in his team. There's the hit on Forsling. Aaron Ekblad didn't take too kindly to that—came over, a little bump, a little conversation and Scheifele dropped the gloves right away and away they went. And they both get 5 minutes for fighting." "And really smart fight—you don't say that often but that was smart by the veteran, Aaron Ekblad." "Yeah, the last thing you want—well, same on the Winnipeg side with Mark Scheifele. I mean, two key players—you don't want to see them get some kind of injury or whatever in a game that's got out of hand a little bit. Forsling’s gonna be okay, he took that hit from the side."

winnipeg jets @ florida panthers | 11.16.24