#oh man....

[elvisqueso]

How kendrick must be feeling rn:

[pinkyjulien]

━ I'm a cab driver... not a spacefighter.

Mitch Anderson | 262/?? Le Cinquième Élément

[rcharsals]

strebs was in kevin's bed when he woke up. believe me, i was there

[iron-hearts-ablaze]

// Me, planning out my next BG3 runs: 'Alright, so I have my Githyanki run going. I have a Durge run planned after that if mods play ball. Cambion run as a co-op. Then an Astarion Origin run...should be everything-'

Also me: 'What if I ignore all of that and do a THIRD Karlach run, but this time make it a lot darker at the beginning and make it a slow-burn redemption arc. Have her slowly recover from her Avernus ways and slowly live up to a hero title'

// .....Fuck.

[kimkimberhelen]

My dudes...I gotta be blunt - most alt-women have no interest in being your magical big titty goth gf whatever the fuck. Some of y'all really gotta tone that shit down.

If we choose to dress weird and listen to dope music, it's for ourselves. It's another form of creative expression. It's not for you. It never has been and never will be, so just chill out. Please and thank you.

[egophiliac]

missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉

[midnight--sadness]

gihun collecting deranged homicidal freaks like infinity stones

bonus:

[blondedsixties06]

Like Him

[beif0ngs]

I had a different name back then, you know. Powder. You kind of remind me of her.

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[frenchublog]

[nenoname]

mr "i'm the fittest and healthiest 60 y/o you've ever seen" constantly using the same "i'm old!!" excuse

[mischievous-thunder]

That's Wade ramming into the fourth wall full force

[hinamie]

morning glory

[soldrawss]

I miss them I miss them so much I just wanna give them silly clothing and a fun childhood

[unalloy]

❛ my purpose stands unchanged. ❜ ( Maliketh from @abandcned ! )

sote starters from @abandcned

feet tucked under him, sitting on cold, dark stone, miquella watches his uncle without much expression. does he know his order is flawed, that the outer god he obeys is incapable of humanity? his tongue itches to ask - instead, he says nothing, simply turning his eyes towards the erdtree.

these are not thoughts to share to an empyrean's shadow, even if he likes his uncle far more than he likes his mother.

instead, he speaks simply, and lightly, refusing to bridge the blue between them. " have you ever wished otherwise? "

the question hangs in the air. asking so close to the canopy of gold should be considered some form of blasphemy, but there are no prying ears to listen in.

there is only an empyrean prince, and the shadow of the queen - both crutches of legacy.