#oh lord they're coming

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

you guys know the talon-lock freefall death spiral bald eagles do for their courtship ritual? i think dior and nimloth had the same energy in their relationship

[stillgotme]

𝕏𝕀𝕀𝕀. 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔻𝔼𝔸𝕋ℍ 𝔸ℝℂ𝔸ℕ𝔸

Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are… Death awaits you.

[leslieseveride]

dying of laughter in bed right now cause it has occurred to me that there’s no way tim was prepped and ready to go in the heat of the moment, so that means they were definitely going at it raw in that laundry room. 

lucy girl, keep this up and those babies will be on their way a lot sooner than you expected. 🤭🤭

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

[procrastinationaccount]

I'm going to lose my fucking mind

[hopeinthebox]

i was tagged by the effervescent @cordiallyfuturedwight and i bow to her selections once again. magnificent stuff. somewhat delayed but tagging some favs @aprylynn @thvinyl @banghwa @yooboobies @pauls-mccharmly @kimchokejin @kithtaehyung 💜

[trasho-pando2011]

I've been listening to will wood's cover of prince ali on loop.... /pos

[starheirxero]

what are some major events that happened in your lord eclipse au? and do ones similar to canon like old moon sending him a wither storm go differently?

is there special events that eclipse, Sun, or that one of the followers made around him? does he have activities he likes to do in general?

OH MAN. I'm gunna be honest, I'm actually not entirely sure about the first question?? The timeline/canon I have is very loose and changes from scenario to scenario, but I suppose a few events that are pretty consistent are "The Centipede-ening", Eclipse's fall from grace (isolation from his followers due to boredom) with unwavering loyalty happening somewhere around that time period, Moon n Lunar show up... and then i Guess they release the wither storm?? Though, I do like to replace the wither storm with something that isn't. The Minecraft Story Mode Wither Storm LMAOSJWLDK

After that, though, I usually divide into two different outcomes from there and either go "Sunvant dies and slowly heals in the afterlife with his Moon, Lunar, and Bloodmoon" or "Moon and Lunar takes Sunvant back home with them and he slowly heals in the main tsams universe." Both are varying levels of angsty and bittersweet so he has to endure Healing Horrors no matter what LMAO

ALSO YES ‼️ I actually started making a small list of events/important days for Lord Eclipse's world (before getting distracted so there's only one date on it LMAO 😭) but I imagine that some days were sort of... pre-installed?? by Eclipse, like his primary day of worship (which is June 1st bc that's when he first started existing!), but some events may be entirely made by the rest of the followers! I just. dunno what those events would be yet LOL. I could also absolutely see Sun making his own personal special days that revolve around Lord Eclipse just so he feels like he's especially faithful tbh!

[royalarchivist]

Eret: Dude, people who are actually like, “Alpha Male” type thing — I find them so funny because their masculinity is so fragile they have to go, “Yeah, real men only do this, and I’m a real man!” I love it, it’s hilarious. [reading chat] “Imagine being a LARPer” it’s basically — yeah! It’s like, it’s RP. [reading chat again] “The next time I run across an alpha male, I’m going to call him an 0megaverse LARPer” ??? I feel like this is a meme I do not get.

[aurore-parle-de-ses-idees]

the thing is. it's really not much of a fixit!

[eorzeashan]

Thoughts incoherent cuz it's too early for me still but hc that during Onslaught + Echoes Eight returns to the Empire but mostly to manage Jadus' financials and other garbage that he can't take care of all the way over in solitude, so he just returns to tend to his property and other shit, all the while playing the role of bereaved widower whose husband hasn't come back from the war so he can pretend he's too melancholic and aggrieved to get involved in current conflicts (liar). This of course, makes a lot of Sith fall for it bc when he starts swiping at his tears it gets really awkward, and it's a bad look if you ask someone's weeping spouse to fight for you instead when they're wailing about how they feel so unsafe and alone and they're just a weak little officer who needs a big strong Sith to protect them yet they will wait an eternity for Lord Jadus to return and oh woe.

The minute they leave, he drops the act.

[gambitandrogues]

Jamie's parents prioritize her challenge (impossible)

[veganagenda]

fascinating new argument has entered the animal rights field: "it's okay to breed animals for a specific human-related purpose over a long period of time and then continue exploit their bodies for that purpose even when they are no longer obligated to because they enjoy fulfilling that purpose. because we bred them to enjoy it"

Not to sound like I was raised by protestants, but I think those kids who argue that it's animal abuse to put working dog breeds to work doing the tasks they were bred and born for have simply genuinely never encountered the concept that they, too, could be genuinely happier if they could do work they found wortwhile and enjoyable. Like engaging in useful and constructive activities might genuinely make life better than a life of doing absolutely nothing because nobody's making you do anything.

[meals-on-cohost]

Brodely Infactuationing Meal For Cherch

Inseminations:

sigil of baphomet

how: go to kurch. ok good girl enjoy <33333333333333

'meals' was a project on cohost. this post is a manual mirror of a post originally made on August 2 of 2023. when manual mirroring is finished, the project will resume.

[p0rchc0ll4ps3]

Was nice and calm and set to go to sleep but then . I remembered .... my newly acquired meow meows...........

[zincbot]

nobody on gods green earth annoys me more than my coworkers man