#oh lord please don't let me start a fanfic

[nym-wibbly]

And then I get this awful feeling that endverse!Cas actually wound up being the only one who survived the suicidal shitshow with Lucifer, cuz he wasn't quite as human as he thought after all, and...

every once in a while i think about endverse destiel and feel like throwing up btw it drives me insane. theoretically since they only have each other they should be closer than ever. but in this world they aren't. cas has given up on life and spends every second stoned out of his mind so he can remain in blissful ignorance because he feels like he can't be useful to anyone without his powers. dean's crumbling under the guilt of failing everyone and the pressure of having to lead. he's forced to make harder and harder decisions for the sake of the group, not even realizing that he's becoming more like john with every passing day

it's just a worse, even more unbearable version of their dynamic in late season 5 because cas doesnt think he's even worth keeping around anymore. he's fallen for dean but it's cost him so much that he'd rather bury his head in the sand and wait for death to take him. he'll still follow dean anywhere but he doesnt know why he even wants him around at this point when he cant do anything to help. and dean knows that it's his fault that cas is human now, knows that he dragged him into a losing battle with nothing to show for it and he hates himself for it. hates that no matter how angry and ruthless he gets cas will stay until the bitter end

[ixiot-ghostrebel]

Assuming that you know about the lore of The Primordial One and his Four Shades, I’ve got a small idea that I would like to share:

Sagau, but Reader and their three friends are the said Four Shades. Since we know only of Istaroth from the Shades, reader will be her. Istaroth is the God of Time and Wind and one of the Four Shades. She was worshipped in Mondstadt alongside Barbatos. She was formerly worshipped in Enkanomiya by the name "Kairos." She once made a deal with Raiden Makoto and is responsible for the creation of the Sacred Sakura. Maybe Istaroth!Reader kind of disappeared due to her not being worshipped anymore, but someone (maybe Traveller or Barbatos) resurrect her by worshipping on her lost altar.

Interesting, Anon! I do know a few things of the Primordial One and his Four Shades, but this oneshot post of mine won't go too into the lore about it. And please remember, I don't do Fem!Reader, so I'll have to switch it to GN!Reader. Sorry!

Here's a little oneshot about this idea :) Enjoy!

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞.

Warnings - The One Shot Includes: Spoilers to Genshin Impact Lore!

So. You were iskeaied in Genshin.

There was no imposter, and no one's chasing after you. You were isekaied with three of your friends, to where you don't even know where they were.

You were standing at a cliff were it showed Mondstadt in the distance. This was fine, this was cool. It was peaceful and all, so you didn't have anything to worry about.

You entered Mondstadt, and you were relieved that nobody even noticed you standing there like an idiot. Everything was fine and peaceful. You really did have nothing to worry about.

Except for one problem: Apparently, Venti was shocked to see you. Everyone treats you like you're not there, and then there's this bard that treats you like you were a walking skeleton of a T-Rex that grew an extra limb or something.

Yeah, you have absolutely no idea why the heck he's staring at you like that. Did you die and come back or something, being isekaied or something?

You had no idea, so you did what you thought was the best idea at the time.

You walked up to the bard, and bluntly asked, "Did I die before I got here now?" in his face. You don't know how he does it, but somehow, this man looks even more shocked than he was before.

"Istaroth, you can't be serious!" he exclaims, minding his tone to not make it a public drama film on the streets. "You—You literally disappeared, and then come back out of nowhere, and you think you died somehow?"

Holy cow. You were the freaking GOD OF TIME?! One of the Four SHINING SHADES OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED?

You blink, trying to process this information being dumped into your face and one-braincell-ed brain.

So, you might really be the God of Time. Either that, or you're going insane and you're just hearing Venti wrong. So, just to double check that you heard it right, you ask.

"I'm Istaroth?" You pointed to yourself dumbly. Listen, it's hard to take in, alright? Sagau fanfics barely have this concept here! "So there's no like, Almighty Creator or something?"

"What? No, of course not! Where are you getting these—" The Bard sighs. "Come on, let's go to the Tree of Vanessa." He starts walking towards the gates of Mondstadt, with you quickly following him.

Once you're there, you get info-dumped a lot of crap. Sure, you knew a few things about Istaroth in the Genshin Impact lore, but holy cow was there still a lot you don't know.

For starters, Venti—Barbatos, whatever—made it very clear that there was no "Almighty Creator" of sorts. You were Istaroth, the God of Time, and one of the Gods of Celestia (oh goodie, not). And, not that Venti knew this, One of the Four Shades of the Primordial One.

You were, once upon a time, worshipped alongside Barbatos, as the people of Mondstadt saw you as the "Greater Lord of the Winds," which probably is the reason why you also got the Thousand Winds Temple built. But, of course, history practically threw you out the window. With no one worshipping you anymore, you basically faded off (which, to your equivalent, meant that you fell into a deep sleep and became who you are as of right now, in the present).

For some reason or whatever, before Mondstadt "adopted" you, you were formerly worshipped as the Overseer God of Enkanomiya, under the name of "Kairos."

Kind of funny, honestly, because you were literally naming yourself after the Greek God of Opportunity/Fitness/time (Who's other name is Caerus. Son of Zeus and all that). You can see how the name was fit for you.

Of course, you knew other information Venti didn't know—You knew that Istaroth and Raiden Makoto struck a deal because the Destruction of Khaen'riah caused an absolute world-breakdown. Kind of like a monster apocalypse, now that you think about it. Oh—and you were probably also a part of the reason why the Sovereign Dragons got poofed off of Teyvat.

That only left one question in your head: How the mac n cheese frick did you get "re-summoned" or whatever? And where the heck were you previous memories of being Istaroth?

"So...how exactly am I here, then?" You ask, placing a hand to your chin, as you repeat what you had thought. "And why can't I remember anything about being Istaroth?"

Venti shrugs. It seems he also doesn't anything, but knowing him through the game, you have a slight doubt that he does have a hunch of some sort and he's just hiding it from you. "I'm not sure, Istaroth—"

"Please, just call me Y/N." You roll your eyes. Seriously, if you can't even remember being Istaroth, how the hell are you ever going to even remember to answer when someone does call you Istaroth?

"I'm not sure, Y/N," he corrects himself, fiddling with his lyre. "Bbut, I do have a hunch!" Called it. He really did save it for the dramatics, did he?

"What is the hunch?" You ask, trying to pry answers quickly before this dude starts to confiscate information from you.

"I think it might have to do with—"

"Hey, it's Venti and—uh, who is that?" A voice from behind you both came. Venti smiles and gives a glance over your shoulder.

"—with the Traveler." Oh goodie, the Traveler really do be getting those Main Character Gameplay vibes now. You sigh, standing up. You might as well go ahead and introduce yourself to them before Paimon throws a freaking dialogue at you first.

Besides, if Venti's hunch is correct, the Traveler might just be your ticket to understanding who you truly are.

There's only one way to find out if this theory works.

The End...

Ghost Rebel Side Notes: WILL THIS BECOME A SERIES? 👀 NO IDEA, BUT YOU GUYS TELL ME IF YOU WANT PART 2! AS OF RIGHT NOW, I GOT A LOT OF MOTIVATION FOR THIS EVEN THOUGH I PLANNED NO PLOT WHATSOEVER!

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[kissorkill16]

Reputations Rub Off: A Hello Neighbor Fanfic

By JJ

Summary: Aaron is Nicky's best friend, no matter what anyone says.

Nicky walked through the front door, he was about to run upstairs, but then he heard someone call from the living room.

"Nicholas, come here."

It was his grandmother.

He sighed, but he didn't argue.

He walked to the living room, and he was surprised to see his grandmother and...Principal Abanate sitting there?

"Your principal stopped by.", said Bubba.

Nicky held his wrist in his other hand, visibly nervous. "That's...good?", he said. He walked to the couch and sat next to Bubba.

"Now that he's here, please explain to me again what you think, Abanate?"

Principal Abanate straightened her skirt. "It's not your grandson's fault. Aaron has a long history at the school and none of it admirable.", she said. "He's been in countless fights here and there with other students and has been a constant troublemaker for as long as he's been at the school."

Nicky's eyes widened when he realized that they were talking about Aaron.

"Aaron? As in Aaron Peterson?", he asked, the principal nodded. "He and I met on the way home from school one day. He's really nice, we talk to each other, and he says -"

"Oh really?"

The principal didn't even let the boy finish.

"Yes, Aaron may seem like a nice person to you, considering friends are a foreign concept for you.", said Principal Abanate. "But he can be more than a handful. I don't understand how Mr. and Mrs. Peterson puts up with him."

She straightened her glasses, "He wasn't always like that though. When he first started attending Raven Brooks Middle School, he was just like everyone else. Quiet, normal, just trying to live throughout the day. But then he started hurting people for Lord knows what reason. It's unfair that he makes other children, my students suffer because he's having a bad day."

Nicky remembers Aaron telling him about all of the times where he himself has been bullied by other kids, because they thought his dad was a major weirdo, and he fights back once and becomes the school delinquent.

He couldn't listen to her talk anymore. "He only fights back because other students were bullying him! On my first day, Finch was literally making me miserable for no reason, and he stepped in. He helped me."

Principal Abanate didn't say anything, she just looked at Nicky. After a while, she sighed and stood up. "I see.", she said.

"That's why I wanted to stop by."

She walked over to Nicky and put a gentle hand on his shoulder. "Nicholas, you're new here, so there's no way you can truly know about him. I just don't want him to become a bad influence towards you, so you have to be careful with the company that you keep.", she said.

"Reputations rub off."

She stood up and looked at Bubba, then gave her a warm smile. "Let's keep in touch, hm?"

"We'll see."

As Principal Abanate made her way to the door, Bubba and Nicky just sat in the living room, completely silent.

When the silence broke, Nicky spoke up.

"Bubba, I know what you're thinking.", he said. "Aaron is my best friend, he's helping me -"

"I...", Bubba interrupted. She stopped mid sentence, then she took a deep breath and finished. "I just want you to be careful, little wolf."

Then she also left the living room.

Nicky just sat in the living room, all alone to himself. Then he rolled his eyes and walked out of the living room.

"Aaron is my best friend, he's a great guy.", he thought. "Reputations rub off my ass."

[lotus-n-l0ve]

𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐢 : 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐲 || 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟏

— Ryomen Sukuna x OC [Hayami]

➷ ꜱʏɴᴏᴘꜱɪꜱ : Hayami, whose beauty only the king of course could see.

➷ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ : Mention of blood, Sukuna being an ass, not proof readed, 1.8k words.

➷ ɴᴏᴛᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʟᴏᴛᴜꜱ : I had a poll asked you guys to choose between two fanfic ideas. Since most of you chose Sukuna so here it is. However I decided to change this fic to a oc story to suit the story more but if you want then you can imagine yourself. Hayami in Japanese means 'rare or unusual beauty'. If you like the chapter then please leave a like, comment and reblong. Follow me for more like this. Enjoy ♡

𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 || 𝐉𝐮𝐣𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐊𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 || 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

Bloodied feets ran over the rough and wet ground as Hayami kept running farther and farther onto forest. The pouring rain not making her job any easier. The wet and heavy fabric of sticking to her scared skin.

Hayami thought wheather she should just give up or keep running. She was far away them. Far into the forest. Surely they won't be able to find her right?

The thick trees parted to a clear area. A shrine standing tall and proud in the middle with high wall surrounding it. Hayami opened the metal gate and ran up to the steps of the shrine in hope of finding help but by the fifth step Hayami was loosing conciousness and by the nineth step Hayami was already falling on the ground unconscious.

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

"Ms? Excuse me?"

Hayami stirred up, blinking her eyes open, she raised her head from the ground. She looked at the person hovering over her and asked still in daze, "What?"

"Are you okay? You were passed out here on the steps." They asked.

"Oh, oh. Yes. Actually I was here looking for work but I blacked out. Do you need someone for cleaning or other stuff maybe?" Hayami lied through teeth. She possibly could not tell the truth to this unknown person.

"Yes, let's go inside." They led Hayami inside the shrine.

Hayami wandered her eyes around the shrine and was surprised to see so many people working there. Girls, women, men, everyone. They were cleaning the shrine, washing clothes, carrying thing. After years Hayami felt hope bubbling in her heart.

"This shrine belongs to Lord Sukuna. Here everyone works for him and in return they get place to stay, food to eat and money for needs. Most here are like you. Came here looking for work." The white haired person said in a monotone voice.

They farther said, "You will work with them. Everyday you will wake up at dawn and start working. Understood?"

Hayami nodded her head in affermation, "Yes, I understand."

Both of came to a stop in front of a door, The white haired turned to Hayami, "This is your room. Get ready and come meet me. Ask anyone for Uraume and they will tell you where I am."

They said before leaving. Hayami opened the door and walk inside. The room was farely big. Inside was three futon folded meaning Hayami would share the room with others. On one side was cupboard. Hayami opened it and saw kimonos folded inside.

Grabbing a black kimono Hayami changed out of her wrinkled and wet kimono. Then she left looking for Uraume. The shrine was big. Last night in the dark Hayami couldn't see very well but at daylight she could see just how big it was. Asking one of the passing by maids Hayami found Uraume standing in the in the garden.

"Uraume-sama?"

"Yes....?" Uraume narrowed their eyes, realising that they don't know her name.

"Hayami."

"Hayami wash this dirty clothes and hang them to dry." Uraume instructed before leaving behind Hayami.

Hayami picked up one the dirty haori and took a look at it. It was big, really big. Hayami could littraly use it as a blanket. At the front some red substance had dried out. Hayami didn't need to be genius to realise what it was.

The gear in her brains were moving and she remembered what Uraume had said to her previously.

'This shrine belongs to Lord Sukuna.'

Air was knocked out of her lungs as she slapped a hand over her mouth. What did she got herself into? Who does not know Ryomen Sukuna?

He was said to be a notorious monster. He wrecks havon only for his amusement, eats human for meals. He, who voids of any mercy. Who destroys anything and everything on his way. Who's name is a curse that people are scared to say it out loud.

But-but everyone here seem to be happy. If he was that bad they would not be working here right? Right. Hayami would just lay low and work like any other worker here. For that she would get a roof to sleep under, food and also salary. All she had to do was stay out the lord's sight.

Gulping down the vomiting feeling Hayami started dropping piece of clothing one after another in the lye water. Hayami's day spent like that. Washing clothes, doing dishes and cleaning the floor. With two breaks in between.

By the time work ended it was already close to midnight. Hayami finally got meet her other two roommates. They were not how Hayami was expecting. Akio and Rika were her two roommates. Akio was easy to approach.

But Rika was not. She gave of supirior energy and like to believe she was above others. Hayami found out that Rika was here even before Akio came and that Akio came here almost four years ago. Rika bosses around over others and whatever task Uraume gives her, she makes others do the task.

No one dares to oppose her because romers has it that she was a favourite of Sukuna. As much as anyone can be. Rika uses that her favour real well. Rika's name got added in Hayami's 'to avoid list'.

Hayami spent almost two weeks successfully avoiding Sukuna. Whenever she heard about him, she ran the other way. But that peace didn't last for long. One evening Uraume ordered Hayami to deliver new set of clothe in his room.

Hayami fiddled with the fabric in her hand as she in front of his room. Running the same sentence again and again and again that 'Knock three times, go in, keep the clothes on the bed and run back. AND KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.'

Hayami slowly raised her hand and knocked exactly three times but got no answer. She opened the heavy craved door and entered. The room huge. Barely any light entered the room because the black and red cartains, making a dim atmosphere.

There was a stage type with seven steps and on top of it sat a big bed with red and black silk blanket. Hayami resisted every urge to look around and made a bee line to the bed and kept the folded clothes on it. Then as she ran back to the door and tried to open it, in an blink of an eye, she was pinned against the door on her chest.

A pained sound escaped her throat. One hand grabbed the nape of her neck and other pressed against her lower back. Two hands slammed on the door on her both side.

"Who are you?" A gruffed voice growled.

Ryomen Sukuna.

"I'm-I'm Hayami, Lord Sukuna. Uraume-sama instructed me to deliver your clothes." Hayami mumbled breathlessly. Her heart was pounding hard in her chest. Is this her end?

In a flash she was now facing the King of Course and her back was now against the wall. A rough hand grabbed her jaw with so much force that she fared her jaw might break.

He tilted her head, "Do you take me for a fool?"

The sharp nails of dug in her flesh. She could feel train blood dropping down from her chin to throat. Hayami squeezed her eyes in pain.

"How can I, a lowly maid, think you as a fool?" Hayami whimpered in pain and unconsciously grabbed his kimono on his chest area.

He ordered, "Open your eyes."

Hayami slowly opened her eyes. The first thing she saw was his board chest. Then travelled her eyes up to meet the four crimson eyes of his. They were glaring down at her. They terrified Hayami, more than them.

When your eyes met something flashed in his eyes but it was gone as soon it appeared. Suddenly jerked away from from her and turned his back on her, "You are dismissed."

Hayami didn't need to be told twice. As soon the words came from him Hayami was already running back to her room.

"O my god! What happened to your face?" Akio gasp once she saw Hayami's bloodied face.

"I don't know. I went to deliver Lord Sukuna's clothes and her suddenly attacked me." Hayami replied. After that Akio didn't inquire farther. His name was enough. She advised Hayami be as far away from him possible. Hayami was still alive was already good enough. Then Akio helped Hayami aiding her wounds.

Later that day deep into the night when everyone was sleeping, in the lord's room stood Uraume in front of Sukuna. Sukuna was taking drags from his kiseru.

"Who came to deliver my clothes today?" Sukuna asked after releasing smoke from his mouth.

"She is a new worker here, Hayami. She came here two weeks ago." Uraume answer in their ever so monotone voice.

Sukuna raised a brow, "Hayami. No surname?"

"No, Lord Sukuna."

"Tell me more about her."

"She came here two weeks ago. She was passed out on the ground. She said that she here looking for work. She does her work well, Lord Sukuna. I found nothing suspicion about here thus far."

"She came looking for work? This far into the forest? Hmm?" Sukuna thought for a few seconds, "You are dismissed. You can leave now."

"Understood, Lord Sukuna." Uraume bowed once and left the lord alone.

Sukuna's brows frowned is conflict. The strong aura he felt earlier was no jock. He almost thought that some strong sorcerer had finally found the balls to come here and kill him. Sukuna was feeling this kind presence of someone strong for weeks but thought it was just Uraume. Today it was too strong.

When he saw her he could not believe that it was coming from her. Sukuna remembered the fear in her eyes. His lips curled upwards at the memory. Sukuna thought to himself—

Hayami, huh? Rare beauty. Let's see how beautiful your strength is.

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[lousypotatoes]

♪Playlist♪

i got bored, and i decided to make a playlist for this series <33 im gonna be doing that for all my fanfics for now on

Singin' In The Rain - Cliff Edwards 

"I'm singin' in the rain

Just singin' in the rain 

What a glorious feeling

I'm happy again~"

I Did Something Bad - Taylor Swift 

"I never trust a narcissist, but they love me 

So I play 'em like a violin

And I make it look oh so easy~"

When A Man Loves A Woman - Percy Sledge 

"Well, this man loves a woman 

I gave you everything I had 

Trying to hold onto your high-class love

Baby, ooh, please don't treat me bad~"

Dangerous Woman - Arianna Grande

"I wanna savor, save it for later

The taste of  flavor, 'cause I'm a taker

'Cause I'm a giver, it's only nature 

I live for danger~"

Ain't Misbehavin' - Fats Waller

"I know for certain

The one I love

I'm through with flirtin'

It's just you I'm thinkin' of~"

you should see me in a crown - Billie Eilish 

"Count my cards, watch them fall

Blood on the marble wall

I like the way they all

Scream~"

All Alone - Al Jolson

"All alone, I'm so all alone

There is no else but you

All alone by the telephone

Waiting for a ring, a ting-a-ling~"

Killing Butterflies - Lou Bliss 

"Shiver like a leaf

Once you take a piece 

With your big old teeth

You will never sleep, no~"

Everybody Loves My Baby - Jack Palmer

"It's my sweetie, can't you guess?

Wild about her, I'll confess

Does she love me?

Oh yes~!"

Looking At Me - Sabrina Carpenter

"I could make it nice and easy

I'ma take the lead

They ain't even looking at you, baby

They're looking at me~"

Always - Irving Berlin

"I'll be loving you always 

With a love that's true always.

When things you've planned

Need a helping hand,

I will understand always.

All Around Me - Flyleaf

"Take my hand, I give it you

Now you own me, all I am

You said you would never leave me

I believe you, I believe~"

I Can't Believe You're In Love With Me - Jimmy McHugh

"Your eyes are so blue 

Your kisses too

I never knew what they could do

I can't believe you're in love with me~"

Need A Favor - Jelly Roll

"Hangin' in there just barely

Throwin' up prayers like Hail Marys

If You're still there, Lord spare me

Oh, my God, oh, my God, Hail Mary~"

I Wanna Be Loved By You - Bert Kalmar

"I wanna be kissed by you, just you,

Nobody else but you,

I wanna be kissed by you, alone~!"

A Sky Full Of Stars - Coldplay

"'Cause you're a sky, you're a sky full of stars 

Such a heavenly view

You're such a heavenly view

Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh~"

The Song Is Ended - Irving Berlin

"The song is ended

But the melody lingers on

You and the songs are gone 

But the melody lingers~"

Dusk Till Dawn - ZAYN, Sia

"I'll hold you when things go wrong

I'll be with you from dusk till dawn

I'll be with you from dusk till dawn

Baby, I'm right here~"

The Night We Met - Lord Huron

"I had all and then most of you 

Some and now none of you

Take me back to the night we met~"

Crazy = Genius - Panic! At The Disco

"Other boys you may have dated

Serrated your heart with a slice 

But the cut of your love never hurts 

Baby, it's a sweet butter knife~"

Don't Stop The Music - Rihanna

"Do you know what you started? I just came here to party

But now we're rockin' on the dancefloor, actin' naughty

Your hands around my waist, just let the music play

We're hand in hand, chest to chest, and now we're face to face~"

Control - Halsey

"And all the kids cried out, "Please stop, you're scaring me"

I can't help this awful energy 

God damn right, you should be scared of me

Who is in control~?

Good For You - Selena Gomez, A$AP Rocky

"Gonna wear that dress you like, skin-tight

Do my hair up real, real nice

And syncopate my skin to your heart beating~"

You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile - Donald Craig

"Your clothes may be Beau Brummely 

They stand out a mile 

But brother

You're never fully dressed

Without a smile~!

Sway - Micheal Bublé

"Like a flower bending in the breeze

Bend with me, sway with ease

When we dance you have a way with me 

Stay with me, sway with me~"

Strange Fruit - Billie Holiday

"Here is a fruit for the crows to pluck 

For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck

For the sun to rot, for the tree to drop

Here is a strange and bitter crop~"

Fly Me To The Moon - Frank Sinatra

"All I worship and adore

In other words, please be true

In other words, in other words

I love...you~"

[eri-pl]

Silm reread 0: the letter to Milton Waldman

(which includes some Tolkien's thoughts +a recap of the whole Silm)

After the FA, a quick break (yet another) for the foreword of the book (at least in my edition this letter is there as the foreword)

So we get into authorial intent. Which is (for me) somewhat less important than what's in the book proper and how I read it. Don't treat all that is said here as "I claim it to be canon", it's just what Tolkien wrote in one letter in 1951. Please remember that as we go along.

A lot of talk about myths and fairy tales and that we don't talk about Bruno religion in them, not directly. For reasons that I still can't fully grasp, but also instinctively it seems to make sense, but also I am insecure with talking about relogion, so…

Anyway, Tolkien does not like machines. Yes, I know, but still, I don't really get him. I don't see what's wrong with tools, even automated tools. Also: oh how the Professor would hate generative AIs.

Fefe gets a lot of criticism: He was greedy, his sons were greedy, this is why the Elves had fallen. also, terrible, bad Oath.

Also, Oath explained: it is against anyone who claims a Silmarill or rights to it. So, no, touching it is etc fine as long as you intend to give it to Feanorians ASAP. Nice to know. Also, the oath is about hatered and revenge against abovementioned people, no mention of reclaiming the Silmarils in the explanation of it.

Yes, the idea of Dadgor Dagoradh is Ragnarok-inspired, of course it is but it's nice to see it in writing.

"Beren wins, Lúthien helps." OK I get it why you need this optics, sir (because Beren is less powerful), and I think I can see at least two reasons why you can't genderswap them, but still, I am a little unhappy with this.

Elwing owns the Silmaril, not Earendil (as we were wondering). Also, Elwing jumps into the sea to save the Silmaril, but I'm not sure whether to read it as "because she wants to save the jewel" or "because the story / "Fate" / Ulmo needs the gem saved so she gets a weird impulse and she follows it". And yes, they reach Valinor thanks to the power of the Silmaril.

M&M steal the Silmarils "enslaved" by the Oath. Huh. May be the translation. And they die. If Tolkien kept this version, a whole fanfic genre would not arise. ;D Seriously, "Maglor gets some kind of resolution" is a big genre, maybe the biggest genre of gen Silm fics.

Speaking of "facts we don't like"; the returning Elves live on Tol Eressea. Only.

Sauron in SA starts with beautiful motivation and slowly falls.

The Ruling Ring could be mastered by someone powerful and heroic, but of course it would still not be a good idea. But Sauron wuld be defeated (and replaced by a new Dark Lord).

The Numenoreans learned Quenya during the War of Wrath, from their allies. So, they speak Vanyarin Quenya, ith the "ty" read as "ch" XD Because, let me remind you prom previous reread part, the Noldor did not participate in the war. (But don't worry, iirc this means that they do have the Lisp)

Tolkien never mentions Morgoth's name (neither of them), which is … I get him, but it does stand out. Also, this is the man who didn't want to use a cup with the Ring Verse on it, because it was too evil, he used it only as an ashtray. Sauron is, however, mentioned by name a lot.

Also, I do have some other quirks, so probably shouldn't laugh at the Professor. Like: I would need a good reason to read the Oath of Feanor [prose version] out loud. Everyone has things they attach weight to, I guess.

Ar-Pharazon was a real danger to Valinor, (because the Ainur would not fight him, I think? but why? they fought against Men during the War of Wrath? Or did the Maiar fight only against uMaiar and mosters?) he could wreck it. Huh.

But also, the Valar did get power and permission to deal with it, So they made the world round themselves, thanks to the extra permissions? Or did they only put the Numenoreans under the mountains? Unclear.

Aman moves to the Unseen World, I don't like this version, I don't think it works, I think that in some places with the Valar, with Valinor, tolkien wants to have things both ways (just like the Elves making the Rings of Power did). He wants to make it both vaguely religious and mythological and it's jarring at moments… IDK, maybe it's just me.

Wait, it's spelled Gil-galad? With a small g in the second word? TIL.

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Oh look! An Intro Post~!

Hey everyone! So I figured it was more than high time to give a rundown on ya boi, me, since this blog was bare bones from the beginning, so if you wanna get to know little old me hit that button!

Okay! Hi! I'm Gabe, or Wisteria, and I'm a Transgender (he/him) Bisexual walking trash fire of a millennial trying to deal with long time undiagnosed mental stuff and being an avid fandom enjoyer. I was on tumblr back in the good ol' days (2011-2016) but had some emotional shit happen that led me to abandon my old blog. I made this one as a follow up when I started streaming on Twitch and boy if I didn't just fall right back into fandom and friends and existence on this site~

First off: Thank you to whoever got far enough to read this! Low bar I know, but listen, I've got some seriously bad self esteem I'm using this blog to work on so my posts might ramble (or my tags will at least), and I wanted to warn about that first and foremost.

Fandoms I blog about:

-Lord Of The Rings and The Hobbit

-Star Trek (Mostly TOS and AOS however I love Lower Decks and want to watch literally all the shows so eventually it will just be ALL)

-Marvel Comics (Mostly Spider-man, Deadpool, Hawkeye, or Gambit to be honest with you guys)

-Gravity Falls

-Twin Peaks

-Horror Movies (I'm not gonna narrow down specific ones because that'll take ages, but if anyone wants specifics you are welcome to ask!)

-Batman (usually just the rogues gallery or BatFam)

Uhhhhh lets see

Tags I use: #asks for the dragon dog , #barking to the void , #fave , #nsfw , #long post , and ones that will exist in the future #oh god I did a fanfic and #photography in the wild

I'm just a dude who goes all in for the things I love! I adore different fandoms and media, I love animals and I'm actually a Dog Trainer/Behaviorist (so please god if you have a dog tell me what dog they are id love to talk about them), I'm also a photographer and will be posting photos eventually!

My lovely wife and friends have all told me that I'm very dog coded but also dragon coded, hence the moniker Dragon-Dog, and I love to live up to the title~

I've got a lovely bunch of MEGA talented mutuals that I will promo the fuck out of if they post something now that I have a disclaimer about it, so you have been warned (they are all so great holy shit, such amazing people)!

If you read down to THIS point, holy fuck thank you. I appreciate you wanting to get to know me! Asks are always open, and please don't hesitate to chat about similar interests~

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In which the rumour mill is thriving, Zuko is ready to give up, and Toph won’t stop laughing.

Also, the citizens of Caldera City might be a bit concerned about how quickly their Fire Lord is apparently going through partners.

A snippet from my favourite chapter, chapter 4:

It's funny, Zuko thinks, how a single letter can ruin your whole day.

In this case, the letter is a piece of unassuming yellow paper, with the words To Fire Lord Zuko written on it in a neat, formal script. It looks like something a noble would write, except it's not tied with silk ribbon or sealed with wax—it's tied with simple brown twine. And the hawk definitely isn't Fire Nation; it's a mottled brown-and-black, with darker eyes than the hawks Zuko's used to.

He opens the letter and immediately chokes.

Dude. 

Did you fuck a dragon? 

xoxo your favourite bounty hunter 

p.s when you send a reply, send it to the blue moon inn in Garsai. It's where I'll be staying for the next few weeks. 

What. The fuck.

How—?

He glances down at the baby dragon snoozing in his lap. Out of all the unexpected things that have happened to him, and there have been a lot, Druk might be the most unexpected. Zuko kind of wishes he could go back and tell thirteen-year-old Zuko that, in twelve years' time, he'd be Fire Lord with a baby dragon at his side, because apparently the baby dragon had imprinted on him when he grabbed its egg by mistake.

That...is what happened, right? Like, Druk's just imprinted? He's not Zuko's biological kid?

Oh, spirits, now Zuko's starting to doubt himself. He didn't sleep with Ran and Shaw, did he? That whole day is kind of a blur. Do dragons have the power to hypnotise people? Do they have the power to erase certain memories?

"Hey." Aang nudges him in the side, startling him out of his unwanted reverie. "Are you okay? Was the letter bad?"

Oh, right. He's at a dinner. With his friends. 'Friends' includes Aang, who was at the temple with him and knows what happened.

"Aang," he says, mentally steeling himself for the onslaught of teasing, "you know that day, when we went to visit the dragons? I didn't, um. I didn't fuck them, did I?"

All conversation dies, immediately.

Aang stares at him, his eyes so wide Zuko can see a full ring of white around the grey pupil. "What."

Zuko closes his eyes. "Please tell me I didn't sleep with one of the dragons. Or both of them. I don't know how dragons work."

"I—why would you—?!"

"So I didn't do it, right?"

"No!"

"Oh, thank Agni." He lets his head fall forward into his hands.

"Dude," Sokka says, "you've got issues."

"Zuko fucked a dragon?" Toph asks, sounding entirely too gleeful about it, that little shit. "Is that why he has Druk?"

"I didn't fuck a dragon," Zuko snaps. "I think we've just established that."

"You shouldn't have to establish that!" Katara looks more than a little disturbed. "Why would you even think you did it in the first place?"

Zuko waves June's letter. "It's from June. She asked me if I fucked a dragon."

Toph snatches it out of his hands. "What's it say?" Sokka asks, leaning over the table.

"How many times do I have to say it, Snoozles? I'm blind."

"Oh, right." Sokka takes the scroll from her and clears his throat.

"The letter says, 'Dude, did you fuck a dragon'," he declares. "And...that's it." He looks at Zuko. "That's it? That's all it took for you to start wondering if you fucked a dragon?"

"I don't know!" Zuko defends. "Maybe I did fuck a dragon and I just don't remember it!"

"How do you not remember fucking a dragon?"

"Dragons have been almost extinct for a hundred years, Sokka. For all we know, dragons have the ability to erase memories."

"I think we're all ignoring the big question here," Suki pipes up. "Which is: why does June think you fucked a dragon?"

Zuko points at her, inadvertently jostling Druk. "Yes! Thank you! That's what I—"

He doesn't get to finish his sentence, because Druk does not like being woken up before sunrise. He makes this very, very clear, by climbing Zuko like a goddamn tree and tearing his outer robe to shreds.

"Hot," Suki says, as the tattered remains drift to the floor. "You should show off more, Zuko. You've got a sexy bod."

"Fuck you all," Zuko announces. Druk curls up on top of his head.

Toph grins and leans back in her chair. "Nah. That job's reserved for the dragons."

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Bwuehehe. Writer questions 1, 15, 28, 32, and 46

1: What font do you write in? Do you actually care or is that just the default setting"

I use either Calibri or Ariel, depending. Basically any sans-serif font thats ADHD/Dyslexia friendly. Love reading/writing, hate when words don't stay put lol

15: Do you write in the margins of your books? Dog-ear your pages? Read in the bath? Why or why not? Do you judge people who do these things? Can we still be friends?

Good lord lmao.

I just recently started being okay with annotating anf highlighting books. I used to consider it sacrilegious to do so, and then I realized who the fuck cares? They're my books, and fuck it, if I'm gonna let someone else read it, they can have fun reading my thoughts while doing so lol. I do not dog ear, only because I have a tendency to either use scrap paper bookmarks, the fancy bookmarks I keep forgetting I own. I LOVE LOVE LOVE reading in the bath. Unfortunately my family hated when I would read in the bath for two hours. Something about there only being one bathroom for six people lol. I do not judge. Again, who the fuck cares lol. I will be friends with anyone, regardelss of how they treat books. Carry them around everywhere, hoard them on bookshelves, tear out pages, blend them into a smoothie, fuck if I care lol.

28: Who is the most delightful character you've ever written? Why?

Oh goodness, I don't know. I'll always have a special fondness for Cam and Maddie, but I think the most fun character to write has actually been Q Tomlin. They're a nonbinary genderfluid teen navigating high school, coming to terms with a lot of structural homophobia/transphobia, and also starring in a Shakespeare play!

32: What is a line from a poem/novel/fanfic/etc that you return to from time and time again? How did you find it? What does it mean to you?

What, like in someone else's work?

I guess one of my favorite lines would be from a Dylan Thomas poem.

"Do not go gentle into that good night/ rage, rage against the dying of the light."

It's very much a line about not being complacent. I found it funnily enough in a trilogy I read as a teenager when I found the first book in my summer camp's lost and found. It was the last week of the year and we were encouraged to take things that weren't claimed, so of course I claimed the book lol. I've always been a bit of a rebellious thinker, so can you take a wild stab as to why I fell for that line?

40: Please share a poem with me, I need it.

See above poem, but also, here's one I wrote a while ago that I still can appreciate:

After Life

We walk across trails of light, endlessly winding through the night. A journey to the worlds beyond to find something that lets us bond and become something new, something true, something that we never knew we could be until we tried. Too many tears we have cried, and too many hearts were broken. All these words we left unspoken, a mark upon these hearts, torn apart, if only we had been so smart as to remember who we were together. Now we face the land of forever. Alone now, nowhere near close to that we fear, a different place to call home, our own. Draw me near, this place I roam. I want something as real as this, this glowing land of perpetual bliss. Let this be real, oh gracious god, for I can’t believe that I can trod upon these golden paths to salvation, in desperation, to something great, the blest creation of life in heaven. And now I know and can question how I came to deserve this afterlife, After all the pain and strife I have cause to others, to brothers, and those whose mothers names I cursed in frustration. Can I still receive re-creation of myself when I can’t be bothered to try to just be me?

We travel across these paths of light endlessly winding through the night. I guess I’ll never get it right. So let me fall, in ceaseless flight.

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Mini Fanfic #1130: Lockhart and Strife's Sparring Class (SSBU X FF7 X Kingdom Hearts)

8:01 a.m. at Smash Gym Center..............

Dedede: (Walking in the Halls with Escargoon While Grumbling) ('Clicks Teeth') Man, I can't believe this. It took me weeks building up visible arm muscles and it all went waste losing that dumb arm wrestling match!

Escargoon: Oh, don't be such a grouch, De. Think of this like a regularly workout schedule that could help get you through the day.

Dedede: (Rolls his Eyes) Yeah. A year long workout schedule with blondie and little miss heaven hands working my ass down to the wire for lord knows how long.....

Escargoon: You only got like, what? Three hours in the morning left? I'm sure it won't last long.

Dedede: Yeah, we'll see.

The duo stops walking for a second as they notice a familiar face walking out of a two divided door in front of them

Lea: ('Sigh') Was not expecting to reach fifteen sit ups today, but- (Notices Dedede and Escargoon in his Point of Voice Before Putting on a Bright Smile) Oh, 'sup, you guys. Good morning.

Escargoon: (Smiles Back at Lea Along With Dedede) Good morning to you too, Lea.

Dedede: Hey, man! What brings you all the way up here?

Lea: (Points at the Doors Behind Him) I promised the teach and Namine that I would join them on their training session in there. (Walks Over to the Water Fountain and Pours Water Inside his Bottle) Kinda wish we didn't have come here this early in the morning, but.....(Shrugs) It's whatever.

Escargoon: (Takes a Look at The Paper Printed Sign that Reads "Lockhart's Training Program 8-11 a.m." Taped on One of the Doors in Front of Him) Sp this is where you guys go for your workout sessions?

Lea: Yep. 'Heard the room itself hasn't been used all that much before Tifa and Cloud came by and use it for themselves. Why, you guys are joining us today?

Escargoon: Nah, just Dedede here. (Forms a Teasing Like Smirk on his Face) He lost a game of arm wrestling to Daisy the other day, so he has to come here and workout with you guys for the rest of the year.

Lea: (Starts Snickering) Seriously?

Dedede: (Glares at Both Escargoon and Lea) 'Ey, in my defense, that girl uses her elephant throughout the whole thing to give her her that edge in the first place. I was robbed and cheated!

Escargoon: Uh-huh. And last I checked, you challenged her when she was ALREADY turned into an elephant from the getgo.

Lea: Yeah, I don't see how that classified as cheating if that's the case.

Dedede: (Scoffs While Crossing his Arms and Turning Away) Yeah, well, I'm still the motion that she only won by luck and handicap. Without either of those in her disposal, I would've beaten her under a minute!

?????: No shame in admitting your losses there, De.

The trio turns to see Cloud, Tifa, Aqua, and Namine walking out of the training room to greet their newest recruits.

Cloud: (Smirks a Bit at Dedede's in Particular) Especially when you still have your end of the bargain to fulfill.

Aqua/Namine: (Happily Waves Hello to the Ex King of Dreamland) Good morning!~

Tifa: (Smiles Brightly While Clasping her Hands Together) It's so nice to have you here with us today, De!~ And here I thought you were never gonna show.

Dedede: Yeah, I wouldn't have missed for the world. Y'all would kill me before I try to do that.

Cloud: (Crosses his Arms while Scoffing) Oh please. We're not that barbaric. We would drag you here if anything.

Tifa: (Pouts at her Boyfriend) Cloud, don't be rude.

Dedede: Yeah, tell 'im, sis!

Tifa: I could easily carry him out of his room to here myself. Maybe use the air horns to wake him up just in case.

Dedede: (Smiles Falters Down into an Annoyed Frown) Nevermind, y'all are made for each other....

Cloud/Tifa: (Smiles Softly at Dedede) Thank you.

Dedede: (Comically Glares at the Couple) That ain't, no way, a complete compliment!

Tifa: (Giggles Softly) Alright, alright. Let's get training session started before we start wasting time here, everyone. (Starts Going Back Inside the Training Room with Cloud Following Behind)

Cloud: The sooner we get started, the quicker we leave, eh, De?

Dedede: Yeah, you better mean that, you no good, cocky.....(Starts Grumbling to Himself as Him and Escargoon Goes Inside the Room as Well)

Namine: (Turns Aqua and Lea) He seems nice.

Few Minutes Inside the Training Room Later.............

Small, but visible sparks begins to fly as Cloud and Lea spar with one another by using their respective weapons.

Cloud: (Clashes his Buster Sword With Lea's Bond of Flame Keyblade) I gotta say, Lea. (Counters Lea's Blade Attacks with His Before Clashing Again) You're not too shabby with that Keyblade of yours.

Lea: Why, thank you, Strife!~ (Effortlessly Dodges Cloud's Attack) Still a bit on the rusty side, but I got most of this this Keyblade Warrior mentality jogged down and memorized. (Tries Taking a Swing at Cloud With his Keyblade

Cloud: (Dodges the Attack by Jumping Himself Back) You sure about that?

Cloud creates a beam like shockwave from his Buster Sword and shoots it towards his opponent. It wasn't long for red haired fighter to slice up the shockwave in half and explodes behind him with one, fiery strike and a flashy, heart-throbbed pose to boot.

Lea: As sure as the blazing, fiery sun, baby!

Escargoon: (Watches Everything Goes Down on the Sidelines With the Other) The wording could use a little more work, but his pose is a nice touch, not gonna lie.

Dedede: (Turns to Namine) Has he always been this cocky?

Namine: (Smiles Sheepishly at Dedede) More or less.

Aqua: (Gives Her Student/Friend a Stern, Motherly Glare) Now it's not the time show off, Lea! Keep focusing on the match!

Lea: (Turns to Aqua While Sparring With Cloud) Will you relax already, Teach? I got this under contr-

Cloud uses his Buster Sword to knock Lea's Keyblade from out of his hands and sends it flying to the other side of the room, causing the Keyblade Warrior in training to nervously turns his had towards his now disappearing weapon before turning back to his smirking opponent.

Cloud: You were saying?

Lea: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh........(Slowly Puts on an Awkward Grin on his Face) Well fought?-Ack!

Lea gets swept under his feet by his opponent, causing him to fall face down onto the flood.

'THUD'

Lea groans a bit in pain as he is then greeted to Cloud looking down at him while pointing the tip of his Buster Sword at his face.

Cloud: Likewise. But maybe heed yor teacher's advice and take it a little more seriously next time, yeah? Without showing off? (Moves his Sword to the Side andvHolds Out a Hand For Lea)

Lea: (Sighs Before Accepting Cloud's Assistance on Helping Himself Back Up on his Feet) Will do, boss.

Cloud: (Turns to Aqua) Oh and Aqua? You mind refraining yourself from all the scolding a bit back there? I know you're his teacher and all, but still.....

Aqua: (Blushes in Embarrassment) O-Of course! (Quickly Bows to Cloud) I'm so sorry!

Tifa: (Gives Her Froend a Sheepish Smile) It's no harm done, really.

................................................................................

Loud, booming noise continously occurs as two new combatants, Tifa and Aqua, sparring one another as they warp back and forth around the room before they decided to stop and take a short breather

Tifa: (Starts Panting a Bit While Wiping the Sweat Off Her Forehead by Using her Arm) ('Whew') You surprise me, Aqua!~ I didn't take you for the tough, straight-forward type fighter.

Aqua: (Let's Out a Sigh Before Forming a Bit of a Sheepish Smile on her Face) I'm not always like this in most battles. I just wanted to give you a worth-while challenge is all.

Tifa: Well, aren't you the sweetest~ (Puts on a Friendly, Competitive Smirk on her Face) As a token of my gratitude, I'll be giving this match of our my all as well, if you don't mind.

Aqua: You're more than welcome to do so by all means. (Smirks Back at Tifa) I'm starting to enjoy not holding anything back for once.

Tifa: Ditto.

And with thay, the two combatants resume back to their fast paced sparring match, leaving almost everyone else on the sidelines dumbfounded by everything's going on.

Lea: What is even happening right now?......

Cloud: I couldn't tell you even if I have tiniest bit of clue.

Namine: (Pays Close Attention to the Sarring Match in Front of Her) They're counteracting each other's attacks.

Lea: (Throws Both his Hands Out With a Surprised, Exaggerated Look on his Face) With THAT much spoed!?

Namine: (Turns to Lea With a Bright, Excited Smile on her Face) I know. right?~ Isn't this an incredible sight to behold?~

Cloud: Incredible is putting it loosely.

Dedede: (Couldn't Believe What is Going on Right Now) I thought this was supposed to be simple sparring match, not some intense Smash bout! Those two are gonna end up breaking something if they don't cool it!

Escargoon: (Turns to Dedede) You're gonna step in and tell 'em that yourself?

Dedede: And get my ass eviscerated out this building quicker than you can say "Yolo"? Hard pass!

Cloud: Let's just form a agreement not to tick either of them off going forward.

Everyone: Agreed.

................................................................................

Dedede: ...........Really? (Turns To Cloud While Pointing at Namine Standing a Few Feets in Front of Him) This is supposed to be my sparring partner?

Cloud: For the time being, yes. (Forms a Bit if a Wise-Cracking Smirk on his Face) Unless you're chicken.

Dedede: (Glares at Cloud) Boy, hush, I ain't no chicken. I'm just want a fair opponent to fight. (Turns to Escargoon) Why don't you come up here and spar with me instead, 'Cargoon?

Escargoon: No can do, De. I'm more of a lover than I am a fighter.

Dedede: (Glares at Old Friend) Lover my ass! I've seen you went to town with that one guy from the bar once.

Escargoon: Yeah, in self-defense. I'm not as fight crazy as you guys in those Smash Tournament you always take part of! (Turns to Cloud) No offense.

Cloud: (Casually Shrugs) None taken on my end.

Namine: (Puffs her Cheeks Up a Little Bit With a Very Determined Look in her Eyes) With all due respect, your majesty, I'm more capable and experienced in fighting than I look.

Dedede: (Turns Back to Namine While Letting Out a Sigh) I know you are, baby girl, but I've been in this tournament business for God knows how long at this point and-

Tifa: (Gives Dedede a Darken Glare on her Face Along With Aqua Next to Her as She Cracks Both her Knuckles Slowly One by One) Dedede.....Are you implying that my very own student is too weak to fight you?

Aqua: I sure hope for YOUR sake, that it's not the case. (Summons her Rainfell Keyblade and Tightens it's Grip)

Lea silently scoots himself away from the potential carnage beside him.

Dedede: (Immediately Gets Startled by the Ladies' Dark and Cold Hearted Gesture Before Quickly Turning Back to his Sparring Partner with a Bright, Terrified Smile on his Face) O-O-On second thought, forget what I was about to say. I'm happy to have you as my sparring partner. In fact, how about landing the first hit on your Uncle De here, huh?

Namine: (Eyes Widened a Bit in Genuine Surprise) Really? You won't mind?

Dedede: 'Couse, I won't mind. I ain't in no rush to get outta here,so give me ya very best shot, kid.

Namine: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Right! (Takes a Very Deep Breath Before Getting into her Fighting Stance) Okay. (Rushes Over to Dedede) Here I......

Dedede: I doubt you'll do that much of damage on me, but-

Namine: GO!

Before he could finish his sentence, the sharp, feeling of pain begins to wrings it's ugly head towards the forner king of Dreamland as Namine delivers a direct flying kick towards his stomach hard enough to cause send him rolling backwards until he eventually and instantly got back up on his feet in a wobbly, pain-filled sense.

Dedede: (Dizzyily Holds his Finger Up) SeE? NOt a LoT oF dAm.....aGeeeeee......(Falls Back Down on the Ground)

Cloud: (Eyes Widens Along with Everyone Else) Woah.

Namine: (Taken Abback at What Just Happened) I did it......(Smiles Brightly) I've master the kick without losing balance!~

Tifa: (Happily Gotten Up From her Seat and Makes her Way Towanda her Student) Namine, that was amazing!~ Did you came up with that kick yourself?

Namine: (Happily Nodded) Mmhmm, last week. I thought about naming an attack involving around it, but I haven't come up with anything yet.

Tifa: I'm sure you'll come up with something worth memorizing. I'll be more than happy to help out if you want.

The teacher and student duo then hears the groaning pain of a beaten down King Dedede.

Tifa: Right after we heal Dedede up first.

Namine: (Quickly Nodded in Agreement) R-Right. We're coming, Mr. Dedede! (Rushes Over to Dedede Along With Tifa to his Aid)

Cloud: (Still Surprised by What Just Happened) Well. That happened.

Lea: I dunno if I should be proud or terrified right now?

Aqua: (Smiles Softly) I would be lying if I say I wasn't a tad bit worried. But it makes me very happy and proud to see how Namine gotten so far.

Cloud: (Smiles a Bit) Yeah, the kid did good. It's a shame I didn't capture all pf this on film.

Escargoon: (Forms a Devish Smirk on his Face While Holding his Phone Up) Don't worry, Cloud. I got you covered. (Presses Something on his Phone) Send.

Meanwhile at The Smash Mansion: Luigi and Daisy's Room........

Daisy: (Bursts Out Laighing at the Video Sent to Her) AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lilith: (Looks at the Video While Laying Next to Daisy on One Side) Awww~ He's all tuckered out..... (Turns to Luigi) He'll be fine, right?

Luigi: (Gives Lilith a Reassuring Smile While Laying Next to Daisy on the Other Side) I think so. He is the King of Dreamland after all. Or....rather Former King of Dreamland.

Lilith: How did he lost that position as king anyways?

Luigi: I....don't think I remembered why.....Let's ask him when he feels better. And when he doesn't get in a bad mood.

Lilith: (Smiles Brightly) Do'kay!~

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Just read a Hazbin/Helluva x Owl House fanfic you made and IT WAS AWSOME!!! Honestly I like seeing Amity, Edric, and Emira adopted by M&M, who we know are better parents than Odalia even though Alador is trying to be better, but it's still an amazing idea. Is there still some fanfic ideas based around it, if so could you share some details about the AU?

Ah those fics, it's been a while since I thought of them but I'm glad some people still stumble across them and enjoy them so much. I must admit though that the original asker for those fics @beastkeeper91 gave me that idea even though I took my own spin and wrote em, as well as a few others, but yes I suppose there are a few other ideas I didn't explore in either, some theirs, some my own and I'm happy to share a few.

But first since you just said fic, I'm gonna be safe and assume you only read one, and put both here, please read both before you go further cause I'm going to assume you've read both as I discuss the new stuff

(Note those are their reblogs of the fics, cause they were kind enough to send them to me so I could find them easier since this was a while ago, now the new stuff!)

First of all, since the Owl House has since wrapped up I guess I'll speak on M&Ms status during season 3, most likely they'd end up collected like everyone else, sad but that means Amity gets three parents to lovingly greet after everything is done, and Odalia isn't just the third wheel now, she's the fifth wheel! Cause she deserves it :3

Also Stolas and Blitz would probably be right with them, a little bitter but the whole crew gets the collector is a child and all, and if Amity thinks there okay, they'll listen to their daughter/niece. Speaking of daughters I still don't know what to do Octavia and Loona, sorry ladies XP

And since this is a somewhat M&M centric AU, I certainly can't just not mention the episode that most focuses on them and their relationship, Yep Exes and Oohs.

Crimson exists in this AU, but luckily Moxxie has of course cut ties with him, he still sucks essentially, and I don't hate Moxxie enough to have him dragged back. Not sure what he runs in this AU, cause I don't think the boiling isles has a straight up mob, but it's something Moxxie wants no part of. He's aware of his 'grandchildren' and I'm only air quoting that cause this man hardly deserves children, let alone grandchildren, he's never met them though, he is a little impressed with Amity after the brawl so he's intriqued.

Now that I think of it imagine the tension if while he's taking over running the company, Alador get's involved with Crimson, unaware of his shady dealings, and Moxxie just wants to explode right there when seeing him again. Oh lord the drama... And the possible bonding with his kids when they find out that just like them he had a bad parent like they did in Odalia

On a lighter note, how about we talk about some funny scenarios with the funny shark man?

Chaz in this AU, is on much better terms with his exes, and kinda acts like an unwanted uncle to the blight kids, often joking he might just get back together with M&M to become their dad. Ed and Em find him amusing, and kinda get their sense of humor from him at times, and Amity can't stand him one bit, though she is nicer in this AU to start so she's at least cordial with him, agree with who you like.

Moxxie and Millie however, kinda keep him on a short leash when around their kids, none of his usual horn dog behavior as you'd expect, and Moxxie says he'll just steal Chaz's voice if he ever does it in front of em. Which is usual successful, so the kids just see him as the weird uncle, who just acts very awkward round their parents.

Speaking of magic, Chaz is a bard, just like Moxxie in this AU, though Chaz uses his voice for his magic, while Moxxie and say Raine use instruments, his magic looks like green and teal sound waves. Not sure what or if he'd branch off into other stuff after the sigils removed, maybe illusions for like stage effects but that's just me XP Still figuring stuff out for him.

Now this is an idea completely given to me by good ol beastkeeper. Now in this AU I.M.P doesn't exist as we know it, which I felt was for the best not only cause portals are a much more serious thing in TOH, but also not exactly a great career to have when your daughter ends up with a human girlfriend. XP

My original idea was that they kinda had a club during their hexside days and that's kinda how they got so close, but after graduating they all kinda ended up doing different things while staying in touch, Moxxie became a Bard, Mille an Abomination expert, and Blitz a beastkeeper, but then Beastkeeper proposed I used an idea there using in their own Helluvaverse/TOH AU, check it out, it's a little dark but still neat I think.

Anyway they proposed a new company, I.A.S. Imp Appreciation Soceity, essentially activists for equal treatment, now in my AU Imps are just a type of biped demon, same with Goetias, Shark Demons etc. But I reason that Belos, in his puritan head, ended up getting Imps considered lesser and more "wild" then other types, mainly cause they resemble classic ideas of demons the most, cause Belos is an asshole, no surprise there.

Anyway that means they still technichally work together. That's about as much as I've explored it in my head. Either way I find it cool.

The last thing I wanna mention is a few miscellaneous ideas I have thought up but don't feel have enough layed out to say much about, I want a little plot of Blitz and Luz working together and bonding, protagonist solidarity and all. Also of course figure out what Loona and Octavia are like in this.

Also figuring out a ton of hexside time stuff, how they all met, how they interacted, how the parents possibly did. tons of stuff, but I hope for now this is a good bit of information for this AU, maybe ask later and I'll say even more who knows XP

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

So let me start by telling you how IN LOVE I am with your fanfics. Oh my lord, they are all so creative and just *chefs kiss* perfect. I can not count how many times I have read and re-read the fics.

My question to you is..........

Which one of the fanfics that you have written is your favorite and why? And also, how do you come up with ideas for your works? They're so good

Listen im not equipped for this i am not equipped to handle incoming love. I can only dish it out just please i love you thank you im so happy and grateful

I don't get fic ideas, i just see or hear something that reminds me of them and i churn out a pwp piece of horror asfgjk

And i can't think of any one favourite fic i hate them all equally 🫠

[eclectic-mania]

Do you have any Jackie x Hyde fanfic recommendations?!!

Always, always, always! There's so much talent in this fandom, and I'd love to highlight a few of my absolute all-time favorites. I'm primarily on AO3, so these recommendations will definitely skew more toward work posted there; if y'all have any recs on other sites, feel free to let me know!

multi-chapter fics

Hyde's Long Way Home by @those70scomics

This is probably the one I reread the most, tied with the same creator's One Difference: Jackie and Hyde Don't Kiss (During the Summer), primarily because I just absolutely adore their writing and the way they so effortlessly write Jackie and Hyde, both as individuals and as a couple. It definitely helps that the story is set right at the start of the Chicago debacle, meaning there's canon divergence, and thank god for that; I'm a staunch season-eight denier. I'm also a sucker for a good groundhog day situation, and this work scratches that itch and then some. This one's definitely a lot heavier than some other fics I love—hence the mature rating—but it's oh-so worth it.

The Queen Of All My Dreams by @springsteenicious

Fantasy isn't normally a genre I consider when looking at Jackie/Hyde fanfiction, but this fic is wholly worth diving into a different genre, especially since it does the genre justice. The story begins a few days after Chicago and features a whole lot of magic and adventure, giving it a Lord of the Rings feel, minus the stuffiness of typical fantasy stories. The gang still very much feels like the gang, and everyone's character progression feels natural and not at all outlandish or forced, which many fix-it stories (can this be considered a fix-it? Maybe for season 7?) tend to struggle with.

Miracle by B_August (I don't know if they're on tumblr, but if they are, PLEASE send me their blog so I can follow it!)

Good lord, where to begin with this one? As you've probably guessed if you've read any of the stuff I've put out, I've got a soft spot for strong!Jackie, and an even softer spot for Jackie with powers. Miracle has absolutely all of that. It also features an incredibly sweet Steven Hyde, a surprisingly attentive Jack Burkhart, and my absolute favorite, the effervescent Buddy Morgan. It is a little out of character at times, sure, but the characterization makes sense for the point of the story in which things start changing, as well as the changed circumstances around the lives of the gang. There's also the added bonus of many, many DC references (a welcome side-effect of being a Superman story of sorts). I highly, HIGHLY recommend it!! (There's also a sequel that is currently being updated that you can find here.) Let B_August know I say hi if you check out their work :)

Of All Things Creepy & Unnatural by CaedenceLaura

This one's over on fanfiction.net! It explores how the Jackie/Hyde dynamic might have evolved differently had the rest of the gang not learned of their relationship sooner. Personally, I really enjoyed the secret relationship aspect of this fic, and though they do get found out eventually, it's nice to see how having that extra time to themselves might've strengthened their bond. This fic isn't complete, but still worth a read!

Steven Who? by kezztip

This is another one that I reread quite frequently. There are few fics on this list that genuinely make me laugh out loud several times per read-through, but this one never fails to get me chuckling. The premise is just... I almost don't even want to say anything, just so you can read it for yourself. Going in blind might be the way with this one.

Heart Like Yours by @jacquelineshyde

Something in me is really drawn to the concept of Hyde realizing just how much he cares for Jackie a little too late. In most fics, the "little too late" aspect of that typically means that Jackie's moved on to some other guy or something like that; that's still relevant in this one, but she's also straight up in a coma, and to me that makes the despair of the situation all that tastier. Add to that some good ol' out-of-body action, and, well, you've got yourself a fun little If I Stay spin on our T7S universe.

one-shots

sighs in my sleep by @madroxed

This was the first ever fic I read in the fandom, believe it or not, and something about it was just so captivating to me that it kept me in a fandom clickhole for about two months. TW for mentions of an eating disorder (it's a throwaway line in the second half, but it did give me pause when I read it) and pregnancy, if that's something you're very much not into.

Moth Drawn to Light by @rosalinesbenvolio

Screaming, crying. There's something So Good about Hyde with baby fever... I genuinely don't even have any more words to explain it. So good, so so cute. Read now!

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I feel like there are so many more that I'm missing, so maybe I'll make a part two at some point if it's requested. For now, though, these are my main loves in this fandom. I also read fics in other fandoms: Stranger Things, Harry Potter, Twilight, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and truly too many more. I'm always happy to talk fanfiction, whether about any of those fandoms or just in general!

[yelenabelovasbxtch]

Secret Crush

Yelena Belova X f!reader

a/n: I just realized that I've never written a fanfic for Yelena, only one-shots so here we are! I had this fun idea and I can't wait to see how it plays out. Let me know if you'd like to be added to my tag list! Happy reading!

Concept: Yelena and Kate are...or...were your close friends. Now it's just Kate. You don't quite understand why Yelena has been ignoring you so much but Kate was determined to figure it out. With the help of another Russian assassin and a certain Witch, the three of them were able to uncover the truth about why Yelena was avoiding you.

Word Count: 1488

Part 1 of ?

Taglist: @jeyramarie @flosbelova @bridgecitybrad @justthis-stuff @chloe7076 @ailenepuff @3xbyrn320 @thorya22 @ravenclawbitch426 @mellowladyangel @wandanatvoid @amcg0615

Being a part of the Young Avengers team is a lot of work. Between training and missions, you have almost no time at all to yourself. A personal life outside of the Avengers compound is pretty much non-existent, therefore, your dating life is extremely dry. You’ve had a couple of crushes on some of your fellow teammates here and there but honestly nothing too heavy or meaningful. At this point, one of them could look at you a certain way and you’d develop a crush, yes, you are that deprived. Kate was definitely your best friend but you were also fairly close with Natasha and Wanda too. However, Natasha’s little sister…that’s a different story. For some reason, you guys had a really great start to your friendship when you first met then all of a sudden she stopped talking to you, hell she wouldn’t even really look at you. The relationship the two of you had was the definition of strictly business. This has been going on for about a month or so now and it has definitely felt weird and off. You’ve been so busy with working on a case that you haven’t really had the time to even think about it too much but it was time to talk to Nat or Kate about it. While you were in your own thoughts about this situation…your best friend was weirdly enough addressing the same topic…

“Yelena…what’s going on? I love you but look I can’t keep doing this. I miss being able to hang out with both of my friends at the same time. Y/n keeps wondering where I am half the time!”

“Then go hang out with her Kate Bishop, I’ll be fine. I like my alone time.”

“Lena. That is not the point and you know it. Just tell me what’s going on, did she do something terrible? Did she make fun of your vest? Did she kidnap your dog? OH! Did she eat the last donut?” Kate says as she rambles on trying to annoy the truth out of Yelena.

“STOP. Good lord, you’re like a little yappy dog who won’t shut up. Yap yap yap yap yap.”

“You know how you can get me to stop…?” She says with a big grin.

Yelena lets out a loud groan of frustration as she starts walking to the door so she can escape the Kate banter.

“I don’t think so!” Kate says running to the door to block her from leaving.

“Kate. If you don’t move out of my way, I will move you and you will not like how I do that.”

Contemplating how bad it could really be…Kate realizes it could definitely be really bad and moves out of the way.

“Thank you,” Yelena says as she walks out the door.

Kate was frustrated. She just wanted her two best friends to get along again and she knew that talking to you would barely help so maybe it would be time for more drastic measures. Time to go to Natasha and Wanda.

“Hey! Guys! I need your help with something.” Kate says as she walks up to Nat and Wanda enjoying lunch together in the kitchen.

“What’s up?” Nat says.

“Yelena is avoiding y/n at all costs. She’s acting like she killed her dog or something and I don’t know what’s going on. Do you guys know anything? I really just miss my friends hanging out with me…together.”

“Sorry Kate, she hasn’t said anything to us. Did y/n do something to upset my sister…?”

“Oh please Nat,” Wanda scoffed. “Y/n is literally the sweetest person here, she couldn’t do anything to hurt Yelena, even if she tried.”

“Exactly! That’s what I’m saying! See why it’s so weird? I just want to figure it out so I can help her.” Kate says.

Wanda turns her head and looks at Natasha with one eyebrow raised.

“Wands…no! That is a total invasion of privacy. You can’t.” Nat says.

“What what what? Can’t what?”

“Hear me out Natty…we bring Yelena here, then y/n walks in and I just poke around in her head a little bit until maybe something is uncovered?” Wanda says in an innocent voice.

“Wait– You can do that? YES! Do that!” Kate says with excitement.

“Okay fine– I want no part of this though because if Yelena finds out we– you guys did this…she will be pissed.”

“That’s fine with me!”

Wanda shrugs in agreement with Kate.

“Okay let’s do this. Nat, I need you to text Yelena and–” Kate stopped herself when she saw the blonde walk into the room.

“Why are you guys acting so weird,” Yelena asks when she sees all three of them looking at her.

“No reason,” Kate answers quickly.

Kate reaches in her pocket to pull out her phone and texts you.

Kate: y/n!!! 911!! There’s an emergency in the kitchen COME ASAP!”

“Okay, I just texted her she should be on her way, get ready,” Kate says to Wanda.

You come bursting through the door, “WHAT’S HAPPENING, IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT?” you yell.

“Yeah, um, we are just out of uh donuts,” Kate says to you awkwardly as you’re standing there looking hot and sweaty from the gym. You were wearing leggings that definitely complimented your ass accompanied by a sports bra with your hair done in two tight braids.

“Katie– when you say emergency or 911 I think there are intruders. Please don’t do that if we have run out of donuts.”

“Yeah, okay, sorry. I just um, I thought that donuts or rather lack thereof were a…valid…emergency…” She trails off.

“Well, I’m just glad you’re all okay,” You say looking at them and then your eyes scanning over to where Yelena sat at a separate table. “I think that running from the gym to here was my cardio for the day, so I might as well grab something to eat with you guys while I’m here.”

As you say that Kate looks over at Wanda and she gives her a thumbs up.

“Sorry y/n! But we all actually have to go, enjoy your meal though!” Kate says as she rushes Wanda and Natasha out the door.

“So! What did you get?” Kate says with excitement in her voice.

“Well…I don’t know if you’re going to believe this or not but I think that Yelena might be in love.”

“In love?!” Nat chimes in with wide eyes.

“Yeah, I really do think so.”

“Are you sure? Wait, what exactly did you see when you looked in her mind?” Kate asks.

“Well, at first it wasn’t much. She was literally just thinking really hard about toaster strudels for some reason and then when y/n walked in BOOM her mind was flooded with about a hundred different emotions. At first, it was panic, she felt like she had to get out of there, then it was slight anxiousness as her heart was fluttering and then finally she calmed down and all she could think about was y/n’s smile…, her lips were very VERY prominent in her thoughts. How beautiful her eyes were, how her hair looked, and she was definitely super focused on her ass–”

“OKAY! THAT’S ENOUGH!” Kate says.

“Hey, you wanted to know.”

“Wow. I really did not see that coming.” Kate says as she crosses her arms.

“My sister’s in love,” Natasha says. Wanda and Kate both look at her because they forgot she was even there for a second. “I am honestly so relieved. I was worried she never had feelings like that. OH MY GOSH. She never has had feelings like that! With the mind control and everything, Lena never really got to think for herself so this much be so terribly confusing for her. No wonder she’s avoiding y/n!”

“Oh, shit– I never even thought about it that way. What do we do?” Kate asks.

“Nothing. We can’t interfere, it will scare her away.”

“Ah, I don’t know about that Natty, I think Kate should be able to say something, she is her best friend after all,” Wanda says.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah– no– for sure, yeah I can do that,” Kate says nervously as she thinks of ways that she can confront Yelena without giving away the fact that they totally invaded her privacy.

“You got this. Anyways, Natty and I have somewhere to be so keep us posted!”

“Yeah for sure. Um– thanks so much for your help.”

“Anytime!”

“Don’t say that, she’ll think we just read everyone’s thoughts,” Natasha whispers to Wanda.

“Wait! You’ve never been in my head right?” Kate says as they’re walking away.

“Never.” Wanda replies with a cute and guilty-looking smile as her nose scrunches up.

Kate starts to hype herself up so she can work up the courage to go and talk to Yelena. Oh boy. This is going to be a toughy.

– The End –

[pareokey]

archon's love confession ii

pairing: kaedehara kazuha x reader

˚꒰ ෆ◞˚ reader info: fem!reader, raiden!reader

˚꒰ ෆ◞˚ set: tomo no dead

˚꒰ ෆ◞˚ summary: the infamous samurai, electro archon, and a guardian deity

˚꒰ ෆ◞˚ words: 2.2k

˚꒰ ෆ◞˚ warning(s): fluff, written before you're able to obtain boba, kazuha is a warning

˚꒰ ෆ◞˚ notes: rushed ending but this is my longest fanfic ever!! i can't tag some of you so i hope this fanfic can reach you, also sorry if i misunderstand that you wanted to be tagged 😔 i am still babie at tumblr but happy reading!

part one

★ masterlist ★

" kazuha, i love you so much! "

" i love you too, my lady shogun! "

" aha haha hahaha! " running around in a dandelion field as they both hold hands and jump around with smiling faces.

" my lady shogun, let's share this beautifully strawberry sandwich made by yours truly! "

" of course, kazuha! " looking at each other's faces as if they are their sunshine.

" lady shogun.. do you know how much i lo— "

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" shogun-sama, please wake up!! " says one of her servant, " you're late for your daily walk with the traveler! "

with an annoyed face, she—

*insert thundering noises*

" oh! what's going with the sky? " says paimon as she hides behind aether's back.

" the shogun must be having a tantrum again, haha! " tomo laughs, " i feel like it has something to do with me.. " kazuha thought as he shivers.

" kazuha, tomo, i think we should— " aether begins but is suddenly cut off by a loud voice.

" kazuha!!!! my darling!! "

turning to the source of the voice, they are met with an archon running towards them with a bright smiley face.

kazuha tries to run away but is suddenly pull back by the shoulder by a certain close friend of his. " tomo. please let me go. "

" no. "

smiling evilly, he keeps him in place until (Y/N) caught a hold of kazuha and hugs him tightly.

" kazuha! how are you? do you want to go on a date? maybe ask the kamisato clan how they got their whatever those drinks with the round squishy things are called! "

" i don't think i have the time for that, lady shogun.. " kazuha says but is quickly cut off by tomo, " yes! yes, he does have time! "

" great! let's go then, my beloved! "

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arriving at the kamisato mansion, they were greeted by thoma

" lady shogun and kazuha, what a surprise we have here! " he exclaims while winking at kazuha.

" helllo! we're here to see the kamisato siblings. "

" oh, the kamisato siblings? lady ayaka is possibly free right now, but i'm not sure about lord ayato.. "

" do not worry, we'll just burst into his workroom! " she replies happily.

" what? lady shogu– "

" lady shogun, wait no– and.. they're gone " thoma sighs, " lord ayato is going to kill me.. "

at kamisato ayato's workroom, sat said person as he's working on his papers while occasionally drinking his `drink with the round squishy things`

it was quiet for a moment.. until his doors suddenly burst open. " mister ayato!!!!! "

looking up to the source of the voice, he saw the archon of his nation and the infamous samurai cupped in her arms.

" my lady shogun. " he smiles, " what business do you have with the kamisato clan to come directly to me? "

" lord ayato, please help me– "

" mister ayato~~ " she sang out his name,

chuckling, he replied " please drop the formality, lady shogun. "

" right, right.. so... " she eyes his drink next to him, " where did you get that drink with the round squishy things..? "

" ah, this drink? " he said as he waves the drink in front of the archon's eyes, " well.. you can get them from tomoki's stall but we have some stocks here too, you can have them if you want. "

" great! can you deliver some of them to the tenshukaku please? "

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" kazuha.. kazuha... i got this bouquet for you.. " handing him the bouquet, kazuha looks at the flowers only to see purple and red flowers a mix combination of their colours that actually looks quite nice. " lady shogun, you didn't have– "

" no, no i insist. " smiling happily, she took his hand and start walking, " actually, today i planned a picnic for both of us. "

" oh, but i have some discussion with the watatsumi soldiers today though. "

" you do? " turning her head to him as he nods, " oh well then, we can have the picnic after your training. and i'm tagging along of course! "

arriving at the watatsumi island, most of the soldiers were surprised to see the archon of their nation trailing behind the samurai as she chases around with butterflies.

" general gorou, the wandering samurai and lady shogun have arrived. " one of the soldiers told gorou.

" oh, kazuha is here? " gorou questions, " wait. the raiden shogun is also here?! "

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reaching sangonomiya shrine, (Y/N) goes to talk to kokomi while gorou and kazuha are chatting.

" kokomi, hi hi!! "

" (Y/N)! how are you? "

" my best friend, kokomi.. " (Y/N) hugs her, " you see, today kazuha and i were supposed to go on a picnic date but he said that he has some discussion with the watatsumi soldiers and now we're here! "

" but it is okay, i always have time for kazuha! "

as kokomi reciprocated the action, she chuckles " don't worry, while kazuha is busy why don't you go give our guardian deity a visit? "

hearing the similar title of a close friend, she perks up " orocchi! where is he? don't tell me he's still hanging around in enkanomiya.. i don't like going down there! "

" fortunately, he's currently out suntanning around watatsumi shores. i'm sure you can find him easily if you go to bourou village. "

slipping away from the divine priestess's arms, the shogun starts skipping towards bourou village, while the latter went to work on her duties.

" orocchi!! "

hearing the young shogun's voice, orobashi removes the newspaper from his face and sat up from the sunbed.

" orocchi, orocchi! i can't believe you actually came up here, it's been like 300 years! "

orocchi as (Y/N) calls him or orobashi, a dragon-like serpent god that is worshiped by the residents of the watatsumi island and their leaders, also a childhood friend of the raiden siblings.

in his dragon-like serpent form, he may look scary and terrifying but in his human form, he's a handsome young man with very attractive features. fair skin, long white and teal ombre hair tied in a loose ponytail, and cherry red eyes.

although, he looks like your everyday stoic businessman, orobashi is actually a kind and collective man that is very caring, even going as far as helping the raiden siblings when they are in need of help.

" (Y/N), don't run or you'll trip on the– "

and she tripped on the sand.

gathering herself back up, she goes to orobashi and starts to bash him with stories of how her love life is going and her huge crush on kazuha.

" so yesterday, kazuha and i went... "

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" ...and that's how the plan to will go. " says gorou as kazuha nods along. " basically, we set up the trap and wait for him to fall for it. "

" that's pretty easy. by the way, have you seen lady shogun? " kazuha questions

" lady shogun..? i'm sure i saw her walking towards bourou village. "

" bourou village...? "

at the shore of bourou village, orobashi is listening to (Y/N) rambles about kazuha. " so kazuha and i drank this drink that ayato calls it as the `boba drink` "

suddenly, orobashi starts leaning down closer to her face. at the same time, kazuha round the corner and saw something that he probably shouldn't have because it made his eyes widen.

quickly, he turns back and walks away.

" you have this ignorant white thing in your hair. " plucking the white thing away from them, (Y/N) resumed on telling stories.

kazuha might think that he escaped without anyone witnessing him but orobashi with his sharp eyes and a sense of hearing immediately caught kazuha in his act.

well, maybe he's going to have a bit of fun with it.

" (Y/N). what do we say going to check on the soldiers and admire the scenery from above? "

" sure! "

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upon arriving in front of sangonomiya shrine, there stood a chuckling kokomi and kazuha, a laughing gorou and paimon, an unimpressed aether, and a shrine maiden, tsuyuko is the first to notice them. " watatsumi omikami and lady shogun! "

what a strange sight to see. the watatsumi's guardian deity carrying the electro archon on his shoulders.

" hello everybody, what are you doing? "

" orobashi-sama. " kokomi says, " we were playing a practical joke on aether. "

" aether? the legendary traveler, how are y– "

" orocchi, i saw some sango pearls 200 miles away, we need to collect them! " (Y/N) suddenly pulls his hair while pointing in the direction.

" please don't pull my hair, " orobashi sighs, " i'm sorry that we have to cut this interaction short, we'll be going now. "

smiling mischievously at kazuha, he disappeared away with the electro archon.

of course, the whole group caught his act but it was intentional anyways and they knew exactly to who that mischievous smile is directed to.

kazuha knows, he knows that he shouldn't be feeling this way but his heart is telling him that he should be feeling it. he saw them gazing at each other lovingly at the shore of bourou village, shouldn't he feel happy for them?

but what about the affections that the archon has been showering him with? all those years, he did feel happy and mushy inside whenever she was around but he was too scared to admit it.

so was it all a joke, a continuous running joke that has been happening for years? he doesn't know, he doesn't want to know what the feeling is called.

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it's been a few hours since kazuha and (Y/N) returned from watatsumi island. the second that the ship anchored, kazuha immediately dash out without letting (Y/N) say a word to him.

of course, the electro archon thought that his behavior is weird as if it hasn't been weird since he saw her and orobashi together.

but she decided to brush it aside for a bit.

no, she wouldn't. if anything involves kazuha, she would be there in a millisecond. but since she's too tired, she wants to take a nice, relaxing spa~ first.

after having that nice and relaxing bath, she sets on a mission to find kazuha. firstly, checking his and tomo's room in the tenshukaku, but he isn't there. then the training room, which he also isn't there.

where could he be?

oh! under the sakura tree at amakane island perhaps?

as she travels from the tenshukaku to amakane island while also stopping to buy some dango milk and petting the stray animals. reaching the said island, she sees the silhouette of the wandering samurai that she's been pining for.

" kazuha! "

said person flinches when his name rolled out of that sweet person's tongue. turning around, he sees that she's walking toward him in her pajamas.

wait. in her pajamas?

" l-lady shogun! you shouldn't be wandering around outside in your sleepwear! "

as she's in reach of the samurai, she pulls him in a tight embrace. " kazuha, what are you doing out here? and alone! it's dangerous at night, you could've gotten hurt for all you know! "

" my lady shogun.. i am a samurai... "

" but.. but still! i can't bear seeing you return with bruises on your beautiful face! " she embraces him tighter, " you know, i love you a lot.. "

those words, his heart clenches at them. but what about the watatsumi omikami?

" what about orocchi? " she questions,

" oh. i'm sorry, did i say it out loud? i didn't mean to. "

" unn.. but what do you mean what about orocchi? "

" u-um... "

what a sight. the samurai that is known to be calm and relaxed is now a stuttering mess in front of the electro archon.

" kazuha, " tilting her head to look at him, " are you perhaps.. "

don't say the word, don't say it..

" jealous? "

...

from the silence and the deep red hue forming all over his face just confirm her question.

kazuha has his eyes shut tight but when he hears only silence from the archon, he opens them meekly.

" ah! " surprised to see his archon sobbing quietly and beautifully.

" i didn't know you felt that way, kazuhaa!! you could've told me.. "

" i-i'm sorry, i told you and the watatsumi– "

" noo! " (Y/N) cried, " orocchi and me are just best friends! he's like my brother figure and most importantly, i really love you kazuha! "

...

" i love you too, (Y/N). "

as (Y/N)'s eyes start to tear up and widen at his words, fireworks suddenly shoot up into the starry night sky making both of them flinch.

looking around, they saw yoimiya working with the fireworks, yae and ei chuckling, aether and tomo giving them a thumbs up plus, paimon and beidou crying happily.

laughing quietly, (Y/N) turns to kazuha " this feels like one of the confession plan i made for you.. " taking his hands in hers " except this time, you accepted it. "

˚꒰ ෆ◞˚ notes: sweet love jealous kazuha, human orobashi design that i made up in my head is making me simp; do not worry, im going to write a sequel to the ending 🙈

˚꒰ ෆ◞˚ ALC taglist;

@imanayatosimp ; @kazuhas-dove ; @sarahyumiko2 ; @lyralibra ; @kikikonom ; @rinseima

- PAREOKEYⒸ2022

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The Suitors Pt2 (Gluttony, Lust, and Greed)

This is Part 3 of I'm a Noble, Not an Avatar Pt2

This fic is heavily Inspired by the Ao3 fanfic “Bride of Prophecy” by Fallingunderground13 and a different take on my headcanon “Please take care of MC for me…..” with a GN!MC

Summary: You barely sleep that night, and decided to leave for RAD trying you're best to avoid the brothers as possible. Little do you realize that all the other suitors goes to RAD.

Warning: Implied Sexual Act, Mention of selling humans, Slut shaming but this is GN, Jealousy, and Insecurity.

You wake with tear stains on your cheeks and the pillow, as you reach for your phone. It’s 4am in the morning. You groan in annoyance, this the third time you woke up. Your mind is torturing you.

You sigh and get out of bed, since you can’t sleep. And you did plan to go to RAD early to avoid the brothers. In hindsight, you shouldn’t keep avoiding them. One you live under their roof, two you go to school together, and three you eat together. But after seeing two of the brothers getting suitors after two days you and them broke up, just hurt more and make you not want to see them right now.

Is it childish? Yes. You can avoid them all you want. But eventually you will have to face reality and move on or in this case let them go.

You get dressed and quietly walk out of your room trying not to make a sound and draw your presence to the seven lords.

You make your way to the kitchen, lucky the room next to yours and make a quick bat wings sandwich and head to the front door. As you close the door behind you, Beel voices call out to you. Which made you pause for a moment but eventually shut the door and head straight to RAD.

You hate yourself for doing this to Beel, but your body just moves on its own. And you hate it.

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Luckily there’s only a couple of students and faculty members in the mess hall. You can eat in peace.

Until a skinny demon with long gray hair just sat across from you at your table.

“Ah? Can I help you with something?” You spoke with your sandwich near your mouth.

“I never realized you're a human student…” The demon spoke in a quiet tone voice a bit muffled by the mask he was wearing over his mouth. “The name Kares…” He reached out his hand over the table offering to shake it. You place your food down and shake his hand.

“Nice to meet you, Kares. MC”

“I know, my father told me about you. I just didn’t realize that I was sitting next to a human in hexes class all this time. You see, I don't have a sense of smell. Ironic for a demon from the gluttony ring.” He pointed to his nose, he seemed to talk more despite his quiet tone.

“So you couldn’t tell if I was a human or not?” He nod

“Kar. what in the 9 rings are you doing?” Your body is stiff when you hear a familiar voice.

“Ty you're here.” Kares waves to the son of Ose. He walks over wearing a RAD uniform with a two unbutton of his jacket, his tie a little loose and now wearing his glasses. You kept your eyes on him as he stood beside the table closer to Kares. “Ty have you met the human student?”

The demon in question looks down on you with an unpleasant look on his face. “Yes I have, or well… I heard them.” Your eyes widened when you heard him say that. “You honestly think that I didn’t notice you in the bushes when me and my father left the house of lamentation. I even hear you groan once you hear my father mention my arrangement with Satan.”

Kares dart his eyes between you and the Ose’s son. Then slightly made an ‘o’ face even with the mask on his face. “Oh! You mean to tell me that the rumors are true about the seven avatars being with this human, Ty?”

Ose’s son sighs and looks at Kares. “Yes, but now you and I are going to be arrange to be Satan and Beelzebub Suitors”

Your heart starts beating fast and feels like you are about to choke.

“Really? But I haven’t even talked to Beelzebub. I don’t even like him that way-”

“You don’t have to. Your father will handle it. Come we’re going to be late for class.” Kares just nodded and slowly got up on the seat.

“It was nice to meet you MC '' he gave you a close eye smile, before walking away, with Ose’s son behind him.

“Typhon.” You look over to the Ose’s son. He looks over his shoulder “My name is Typhon.” Then he proceeded to walk, leaving you alone. This whole situation made you lose your appetite.

“Fuck! This whole thing keeps following me everywhere.”

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After your first class which has none of the brothers.

You make your way to your second class, walking down the hall with the other students, look at you and start whispering. And you think that he didn’t keep their voice down on purpose because you can hear everything they said.

“Look is the whore of the century”

“No, haven’t you watched the news last night? Those are all rumors-”

“Exactly! But that doesn’t mean that they didn’t fuck everyone of the lords.”

“You know, some said this whole program is all a lie just for the lords to have a fuck slave. Since Diavolo banned human slaves about a couple centuries ago.”

All the gossip and lies keep going on and on, you begin to quicken your pace as you start hyperventilating.

One of those rumors are true, the part of you have slept with all the brothers, but not because you were their sex slave, but you are their lover and partner.

You can’t see clearly, you need a place to breathe.

As you dash down the hall, you saw an open broom closet and drove in, and quickly shut the door.

You lean against the door, with one hand on your chest and the other on the wall, keeping you standing up.

After a couple of deep breaths you manage to slow down your breathing.

But your second of calmness is short lived, when suddenly you hear a voice talking, you could just ignore it. But all that is thrown out of the window and one voice mentions Asmo.

“Asmodeus! Really? I thought he's not the type for commitment, let alone marriage!” a male voice spoke,than the other voice laugh proudly

“Oh please, you think I can’t manage to convince him on this whole marriage thing. I’m Armaros for hell's sake! If anyone can make a slut like Asmodeus to be tied down, that will be me!” He sounded confident about himself, which didn’t easies your anxiety one bit.

“But what about that human? He seem to be okay marry them if he did want to be tied down”

“That human will not be a problem anymore, my mother and the elites made sure of that. And besides… Their human, if this whole program is all over and hope it fails. I’ll make sure that flesh bag will be my personal pet. Remember how expensive humans are now. The stricter the rules are the higher the price for humans goes up.”

“Gez. You sound more like Pandora”

“Well we do have good taste” Armaros laughs and walks away from the closet door.

Once his laughter dies down and it seems that you are now alone, you slide down on the floor and curl up, bring your knees close to your chest and bury your face on your knees as you start to cry.

“Is this punishment for making a pact with the embodiment of the seven deadly sins?”

You sob quietly, and slowly drift to sleep.

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The ring of the bell woke you up, and noticed that you skipped a couple of your classes.

You mentally slap yourself for being so careless.

You get up off the floor and walk out the broom closet and start heading to your next class.

As you walk, you immediately jump and startle by a pair of arms wrapping around you.

“Treasure! Where have ya been” Mammon hug you tight burying his face into your hair. “Satan and Belphie said that you didn’t go to any of the classes with them. And Beel said that he saw ya leavin’ early-”

“Mammon, please stop calling me treasure… remember we broke up.” You try to pry his arms off of you, but it just made him hold you tighter.

“Bullshit! You didn’t actually mean it! They force ya.” he spun you around making you look at him. “Listen to me. They might say it, So I will! If I’m gonna marry someone, it's gonna be you. Because I love ya”

Your face starts to heat up, as you look into his eyes.

This is what you need right now, someone actually telling you in person that you are loved.

And seeing Mammon being so forward and not retracting to his tsundar self, lifted some of your worries.

But this day can’t give you a single moment of happiness, when suddenly a voice calls out to Mammon whose eyes widen in shock.

“Mammon, there you are.” a blond female demon rushes towards you and Mammon, as she jumps on his back wrapping her arms around his neck making him take a step back and letting you go in the process. “You slimeball! You just left me with Lilin and Armaros! They're such a pain in the ass, all they talk about is the upcoming ball at Armaros’s place in a couple of weeks. I got bored, so I was hoping that we could skip classes and head to Majolish to shop for the dress for that ball.”

“Pandora get off!”

“Your fucking rude towards your suitor!”

“Suitor…?” Mammon immediately became stiff when he heard the hurt in the sound of your voice. He quickly looks back at you. Pandora turns her head, looks at you then smiles.

“Yeah, I’m his suitor. He had to accept since my mommy paid off all the witches he has debt to-”

“HE FUCKING DID WHAT!!” you yelled as you clench your hands into fist, and all you can see is red.

Of course he did accept the arrangement for fucking cashes!!! He’s Mammon, the same demon who made a pact with you from a fucking credit card. The same demon will lie just to swindle demons out of their hard earned money.

You knew that all those words a moment ago were just that, words and nothing else.

Mammon manages to get Pandora off of him, making huff, turn around and walk back where she came from.

You look away and try not to look into his eyes and just fall yet again into his lies. “Treasure let me explain-” he tries to reach out and place a hand on your shoulder, but you slap his hand away.

“FUCKING STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!”

“MC-”

“NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN YOU FUCKING LIER!! AT LEAST YOUR BROTHERS DID TRY TO LIE TO ME ABOUT PROMISING TO STAY BY MY SIDE!” you look back at him as fresh tears fall. “NEVER CALL, TEXT OR EVEN LOOK AT ME AGAIN. I NEVER WANT ANYTHING TO DO YOU LORD MAMMON!” you quickly turn and run away, head out of RAD and as far away from him and others.

Mammon wants to chase after you, but he can feel that pact holding him down.

All he can do is drop down on his needs and look down on the floor as his own tears fall. As the words “Lord Mammon” rings in his ears, he never expects to hate his title or despise it.

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