#oh kyra

[truly-sincerely]

Snakehead posting

I'm compiling shit for what MI6 actually, canonically knows about Yassen Gregorovich and I wanted to share some of the highlights from riffing with @akilah12902

Jones be like "remember after the Damian Cray incident when Alex said Gregorovich saved his life?" Cuz I don't think MI6 knows about Yassen's part in s3 at all

Just that he saved Alex's life on AF1 and then they found a gun with his prints on it next to a dead sniper who was aiming a gun at the entrance to their building

so in the second half of snakehead I'm gonna cut away to them periodically being like "we really need to figure out what the fuck is going on with this hitman who keeps showing up in really weird places"

Gonna have Smithers putting together an unhinged Yassen timeline

"once again we have no idea where Yassen Gregorovich is" (he's like two blocks away having lunch with Alex)

@akilah12902: [Smithers' is] totally the one who hypothesizes yassen and alex spent some time together at scorpia

At which point it devolved into:

Jones, later: Are you telling me that at some point in the last two years Yassen Gregorovich defected from Scorpia and started working for Alex Rider and that Alex Rider failed to mention this to us?Smithers: That certainly seems to be the case

MI6: alex Alex: hey I only just found out about this for certain like a week ago!! Jones: for certain? Alex: well maybe he kept me from getting sniped by nile and i didn't tell you BUT

Jones: You told me he didn't say anything to you on Air Force One Alex: He might've said a couple things. Just small talk, really.

Jones: alexxxxx Alex: in my defense you remember how much of a shithead blunt was being at the time? Jones: so you just didn't TELL US the assassin said— Alex, muttering: that he was friends with my dad and if I found the Widow I could get answers Jones: [screams a little]

Alex: It was just luck that Kyra happened to have already stolen Smithers' phone so we could look into it without tell you anything

Jones: THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER

Smithers: [giggling quietly]

Alex: but he really was! Friends with my dad, I mean, that's uh. Why he ditched on Invisible Sword. Julia was bragging about having had my dad killed and how she was gonna do the same to me and he... Walked Jones: [stress headache for a WEEK]

Smithers: That must've been when he started killing off Scorpia executives Alex: He did what? Smithers: Oh yes, he's killed off half the board Alex: Now it makes sense Jones: WHAT MAKES SENSE? Alex: Why he wanted to get embedded with Winston Yu so bad

Smithers, to Jones: it's like Kyra Vashenko-Chao, except… More. (jones having told alex she's not stable)

Tom, in the corner: He yassassinated them

Jones: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE

Everyone else in unison: moral support

Smithers: also: yassassinated? Amazing. Spectacular. Absolutely going to see how many reports I can alter to use that instead

Kyra: It's only a yassassination if Yassen does it, otherwise it's a sparkling hit

[starshipstories]

ON MY TOMBSTONE THEY WONT HAVE MY NAME JUST THESE TWO PICTURES

[angelwishess]

Silly lil thing !! (Kyra lore drop kind of !!!!☝️)

Theyre so cute i hope they dont get crushed by a cauldron💗

[kyraxyrespace]

Day Eleven - Jack Atlas/Carly Nagisa, Scoopshipping (Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds)

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

i'm only halfway through alex rider season 3 but this is like lockwood and co level feet kicking and giggling I'm enjoying myself so much

[mysweetsinfulobsessions]

Zolita - Bloodstream

"During the weekend of the Miss Queen of Hearts pageant, a secretive love blossoms between Miss Montana and Miss Florida. However, Miss Florida faces a dilemma: she's the daughter of a conservative congresswoman who’s hosting the event. Now, she must find the courage to choose between following her heart or falling in line with her family."

[smalltimidbean]

First batch o refs are DONE - if you recognise any of these guys you get a senior citizen's discount on... something idk kjgkfsfg

These guys are part of the Monster Plaza (working title), and they're very special to me, so be nice!!!!!!!!! (I say as if all my characters are not special to me, and you should be nice regardless, but y'know what I mean kjdfjlk)

[dollyiia]

[msmisthios]

the moment kassandra could no longer hide her contempt towards thaletas // the moment kyra realised she'd made a big mistake

[fireflower117]

waking up like a sleeper agent at 2am thinking about the time i recommended the song “two” by sleeping at last to a friend and they went ‘awhhh that’s so sweet!’ and i felt like i’d been shot in the chest

[tvmusiclife]

Kyra Cooney-Cross 🤝🏼 Leah Williamson

Scoring a goal on your 50th cap for country

[warningsine]

[paging-possum]

i must know about keo. (is that leo and her gf’s (???) ship name) they intrigue me

You don’t even know YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. Keo. Kyra and Leo. Leo and Kyra. They’ve been rivals since they first met as children. Their parents are friends. Their parents think the two of them are friends. Leo regularly gets chided by her mom for saying she hates Kyra after finding out Kyra’s comatose and yet still immediately goes to visit her in the hospital. Kyra bridal carries Leo often. The two of them argue so much our dm has to tell Lylt and I to shut up. They break into people’s offices to find clues together. They hate each others guts. Everyone thinks they’re in love. They cannot stand being in the same vicinity and yet Leo cannot conceive of a world without Kyra in it. She is referred to as ‘Kyra’s Leo’. They’re madly in love and destined to be the one to kill the other.

[synintheraven]

Remember when I joked about turning into a Finan girl with a healthy crush on Ragnar The Younger? Well uhm I found out last night that rl Ragnar aka Tobias is 1.90 cm tall which in my mind is like if you were to tell me he's a norse God reborn so yeah nvm guys I'm a Ragnar girlie now 🤪

Long story short: said I had a crush on Ragnar as a joke but I don't think it's a joke anymore *insert that tiktok audio here* - but also, Kyra (me) sold her soul for a tall man when she's no taller than an oompa loompa

[leofrith]

KARLACH IT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE. YOU CAN HAVE MY HEART!!!! YOU CAN HAVE IT I PROMISE I DON'T NEED IT!!!!! TAKE IT!!!!! TAKE IT!!!!!!!

[kyraxyrespace]

Hero trusting his brain-washed lover to make the right choice and their reconciliation.