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cicicolorao · 9 months ago

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Unofficial Ray girlfriends are cute as hell so now fun redesigns! Instead of love interests, they’re other thingamagigs created by Betilla’s sisters, so they’re Ray cousins!

Simonhe is both the life of the party and terrified of big, uncontrollable crowds. She uses her bardic gifts to keep hordes far, far away from her and her friends

Raynette is chilly and sassy, and maybe a bit neurotic. While scary, she’s also precise and serious about safety, as precise as her barber tools

#rayman #rayman art #rayman fanart #rayman 4 #rayman origins #also Raymesis being built by The Magician #Who studied magic with Betilla #oh to have an ex best friend and/or love and to lose him to a cooler evil warlock #called fucking #Mr Dark #simohne #raynette #Simonhe would give Ray big fat hugs but doesn’t get how he can sleep for days on end #Raynette treats Ray like her baby cousin despite being younger than him and REALLY badly wants to snip down his shaggy ass hair #family :)))

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lloydfrontera · 3 months ago

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god they're so cute i hate them already

i do have to say the way this scene plays out in the novel is completely different because damian outright admits that he let rakiel fall in front of everyone. just like that. it was good publicity and also he knew rakiel wouldn't get hurt by it. he's very shameless about it lmao

“But why didn’t you catch me when I fell?” “I didn’t get there in time.” “Really?” “Yes. You fell down so suddenly.” “Right. I don’t think so.” “Is that so?” “Uh-huh. You seemed quite calm for someone who couldn’t catch me.” “... Have I been caught?” “Uh-huh. Why didn’t you catch me?” “Because I saw it as an opportunity for more dramatic publicity.” Damian responded shamelessly. Thanks to this, the levity disappeared. “… What?” “It’s just like I said. Also, the posture and angle at which he fell was quite stable. Your Majesty’s buttocks are rather plump. I decided you wouldn’t hurt anything.” “…” “Are you hurt somewhere?” “Uh-huh” “Where were you hurt?” “My heart.” "..."

like. look at this little shit i love him so much ajskhdkja

#i talk a lot <3 #cpsm #crown prince sells medicine #the apothecary prince #ch 80 #ep 41 #rakiel magentano #damian cayenne #he really said 'you have a fat ass you're fine' didn't he. oh my god.#this is immediately followed by rakiel thinking that it's fine he doesn't mind because he knows damian will be the first to run to save him #if he's ever in true danger and that he'll be willing to put his life in the line just like he did with urus.#and then out loud threatening damian with beheading for disrespecting the royal family. they're so fucking weird lmao

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itsbrucey · 8 months ago

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You think Darryl ever grabbed one of Glenn's horns to make a point and Glenn moaned a little. And they both decided not to deal with it.

#sorry im on the verge of a spiral im coping #cw suggestive #closeson #No but i think. if Darryl grabbed Glenn's horns and pulled him into a kiss to make him stop talking? it would work.#you ever hate your fellow dad so much and need him to stop talking nonsense that you plagiarize Henry and press your lips to his.#In such a closeson miod bc like #they hate each other. they trust each other. the love each other. they're competition. they're teammates. they've been through hell and back #They can fix each other and make each other worse. they're comedy. tragedy. bittersweet. friends family lovers partners rivals.#they made out during an argument about car oil and Glenn said Darryl had a fat ass. Darryl smoked weed at Glenn's funeral.#anyway what was i saying #oh yeah i think Darryl would grind him to dust and Glenn would like it and vice versa.#its almost 4am god help us all

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alexanderhamiltonhasafatass · 2 months ago

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THEY'RE BOTH UGLY😠😠 PEOPLE FOLLOWING THIS BLOG ARE ONLY HERE FOR HAMILTON'S ASS. 😠

#and the reason for the username is because of a fic writer putting out Alexander Hamilton fat ass fics so i just stuck with it #please don't be attracted to his ass either oh my lord

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toxifoxx · 9 months ago

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truly at the end of the day its all about receiving validation

#<- was having a lot of fun drawing fat william till he stopped to think about what other people might think #<- very important that people like him just as much as i do #<- incredibly important (i love him so much and his character is so much more nuanced than the fandom ever gives him credit for #and he already gets shat on way too often by people who don't understand what they're talking about)#truly the amount of hate based around him being a murderer is insane. Brother he's not a real life murderer. he's not going to #come out of the screen and hurt you #I NEED PEOPLE TO AT LEAST LIKE HIM A LITTLE BIT *bursts into tears*#and i need validation #and getting people to simp for him and think oh hes hot 😳 is one of the easier and more entertaining ways to get nice comments #what i lack in skill and talent i can make up for in character design and suggestive subtext right?#ugh #i dunno it feels like the only way to get people to say sometjing nice about my art sometimes #don't get me wrong i adore drawing him slutty but. ougggghhhhhh #hope it doesnt sound like im implying he's less attractive if hes fat personally i think hes hot as fuck #its mostly about stupid ass conventionally attractive shit #and also that people get bullied for portraying him fat... That too #anyways #im normal again now #toxi.txt

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 3 months ago

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Finished the second Deadpool, very nice. I like movies/shows like this, it has its serious moments and well placed comedy

Proves Hazbin is just bad writing... It doesn't take itself seriously... Like ever.

Deadpool has a lot of comedy but also the space for its touching and serious scenes. I also enjoy 4th wall breaks and the calling out Wade did on the lazy writing parts

People who say Hazbin has great writing are crazy cause tbh it's shit compared to other darker adult comedies - Speaking as a fan of adult comedies and dark media.

Anyways Deadpool was great, I've been exposed to so much gore thankfully that I'm not so bothered by that stuff in Deadpool

Hannibal was honestly worse in that aspect and that streamed on live television

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mischeva · 1 year ago

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just a bitch and his bitchy son apprentice

I will never not be mad about the absolute missed opportunity of naugus in a more royal fit and being an absolute bastard with ✨style✨

#ixis naugus #archie sonic #sonic archie comics #sonic the hedgehog #sonic redesign #naugus #geoffrey st. john #naugus’ fat ass couldn’t fit in the old throne so he destroyed it and made his own lol #crystal throne babyyyy #oh geoffrey #sweet stupid geoffrey #it hasn’t hit him yet how badly he’s fucked up #but don’t worry #it will

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leaffiii · 2 years ago

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Burner posting

#burner man #burnerman #mega man #megaman #shit doodles #me and the folks saw how defined his thighs were in his are and immediately assumed his ass was fat #thats why weve never seen his backview #theyre HIDING his CAKE #oh shit art* not are god dammit

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airbusfag · 1 year ago

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Great game

#mgs #why did they give raiden such a fat ass and wide hips hes literally built like a wife #playing it in HD is different i can really see his ass texture now #oh my goodness... goodness gracious...

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yuu33 · 6 months ago

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The dolls of my dream for the past 3 years, I finally have the 20cm version aaaaaa

Truly love @/rivershirt (twitter) goyuu arts and dolls 💙🧡

Bonus: Bc Yuuji's hanfu outfit had a mishap, now waiting for seller to do an exchange before I can cloth Yuuji in matching red so..........

Gojo having naked Yuuji / he just undressed Yuuji eheheh

#jujutsu kaisen #goyuu #oh gosh i really love them so much #i wish there was a goyuu doll group so i can learn more on care and maintenance and chat abt doll clothes for them and photoshoots and just #gush #less than an hour of having them dolls. I've alrd placed them in a compromising position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)#i need to iron out the hanfu pants also #their butts are so firm and nicely shaped too 🍑🍑#about to give the dolls a full body soaking and washing.... praying and hoping they don't get damaged or distorted in the process #please sun. warm them fully #it's really funny. they have really thicc butts but... gojo has the thicker butt than yuuji (not by much but still)#i think gojo's sewing is tighter than yuuji's hence the shape came out more for gojo. anyways fanonly flat ass gojo has really fat butt #and that's real funny to me. even thicker ass than the canon big ass loving yuuji #i like to think that gojo made a request to the manufacturer to give him bigger ass to make up his one flaw to make himself the most #desirable man to yuuji #(gonna keep this post pinned so i can keep coming back and gushing and adding more thoughts/tags bc i can get a lot)

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lexezombie · 1 year ago

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Look, I like The Joker (and other Batman content too)

but why would I want to be The Joker

when I can be

THE GREEN GOBLIN!!1!

#shitpost #im just typin shit im sorry #i just think i prefer the teehee over the haha #green goblin #rambles #the joker #spiderman #batman #oh to be a funny lil guy #who blows up people with pumpkin bombs #and flies around #sounds like fun #ill take normans money too #and his fat ass sheeeeesh

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airbussy-a330 · 1 year ago

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can't stop thinking how my favorite sims i ever played died off lot while i was playing with his son's household and i never got to find his grave to put it in the family cemetery :( like rip Sidney im so sorry you had to spend your entire life in the closet cause you were born in 1913 and also got deeply traumatized by WW2

at least you were a good dad and was a famous comedian and also was super ripped even in old age

#miss him so much #also he was irish-italian so he was probably some level of catholicism never seen before #...actually scratch that he converted to judaism after getting married #yeah she was a beard but his actual boyfriend was also jewish so it also was kinda for him #also his wife was also dating the boyfriend's beard #but she was bi so she was actually into sidney and they were childhood friend too #that was a fucking mess no it did not end well #elouan's rambling #oh and he had a fat ass

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orcelito · 2 years ago

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Bought the memorial plush for Cassy. It's gonna be here on Thursday

It looks pretty similar to Sammy's in style, just with a different pose. I'll see how they look when placed together.

#speculation nation #animal death ment/#fuck dude literally just looking at his Name made me cry again #typing out Cassy made me confront that yes. this is about my boy Cassy. my sweet baby boy who wanted to be a fat cat so bad #and swung his tail as he walked when he was happy. to which i would always comment 'that shit Swangin!'#and who would stuff his entire nose in tally's ass to sniff it. to which i would remark 'oh he's Snuffin!'#and who would always use the most garbled meows when begging for food. so he was my Garble Boy.#i already miss his obnoxious yelling. the way it sounded like a Mraaaaa. the way he would sometimes draw them out super long #i wish id taken videos of it. i dont think i have any. because i didnt think id Need to look back on them like this.#he wasnt even 2 years old yet... i didnt think id have to worry about this for at Least another 5 years...#sometimes life is really unfair. he deserved to live a long and happy life. i wish i couldve given it to him.#negative/#sorry for posting so much about this. it was just super sudden and im kinda wrecked by it lol #this time yesterday i knew something was wrong but i Never thought he'd actually die. he was so young...#im just glad i got him to purr in the end. made him happy one last time at least.

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unluckyraven · 2 years ago

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Tribute to my finals week nuisance buddy

-no pen, highlighter, or spiral notebook is safe, library books beware-

#oh look it’s the sun #time to nap a few hours and then keep writing #final finals of grad school #cat #his name is Sully btw #he is my fat baby #and a pain in the ass

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reel-fear · 2 years ago

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one of those TFA Character polls but instead of being normal I ask 'which of these characters would roll the most fucked up loser idiot blunt you've ever seen and why is it objectively Shockwave-'

#ramblez #my reasoning is that Bee would roll a fat blunt and then die taking one whiff of it #Bulkhead and Prowl would be stoner buddies to me tbh-#Optimus tries to act like hes never done anything like that but in the academy he did it once with Sentinel n Elita #Lugnut n Blitzwing would roll a good blunt then eat it #Megatron would smoke it and pretend like its not detroying his husky ass lungs #but Shockwave? He would roll the most pathetic blunt #hes tryna fit in at boot camp and everyone else is doing it but he can't bring himself to get high on the job #so he rolls the most pathetic blunt and Bee tries to pretend like hes not gonna laugh at him while Ironhide n Wasp just openly mock him-#he tries to talk to Bulkhead like haha oh well guess we're in this together on not doing that stuff right?#and Bulkhead lies to make him feel better 'like yea haha never done that before buddy-

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maxellminidisc · 2 years ago

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Still think one of the funniest things my mom's ever said was when she was just like "I realized you werent joking about the bi thing cause the way you talk about men is soooo...gay?" and the way she pronounced gay was like she was contemplating whether or not using it was offensive and or accurate LMAO

#like my mom is truly the most inoffensive straight cis woman its so funny #like she's not up the ass of heteronormativity but you can tell theres not a gay bone in her body #so the contrast between me and her talking about how a man is attractive is STARTLINGLY funny #she'll be like oh that man is handsome very nice back and im like ok but is his ass fat? and my mom will be like *siiiigh*

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