#oh god im so down bad for him

[sharkymurdock]

soft!Matt Murdock letting you borrow his tie and helping you tie it ever so gently. And when he has gotten it to the perfect length, his hands lingering on your neck feeling your pulse :3

[simcardiac-arrested]

you were anything but.

[daily-hanamura]

[itadooori]

im literally abt to start wailing looking at pictures of gi-hun he is so beautiful to me. i wish to encase him in resin and keep him on my bookshelf

[chevs-and-spiders]

[avellanas-nutty-empire]

Imagine being mad at clavis bc he won't let you suck his dick.

He knows he will melt into a puddle the SECOND you start and that is precisely why he can NEVER let you suck his dick ;-; he would get too subby he doesn't want you to see his 'pathetic' side like that. But I'm just imagining knitting or sewing up some sort of clavis shaped plush to hug and spend all your attention on instead of him when ur mad at him like this.

Clavis: babe plz why u mad? Real clavis is right here stop hugging that stupid substitute

Mc: lemmi suck ur dick and I'll get rid of it

BC honestly he made you that clay figure so you wouldent be lonely when he's gone but when he's NOT gone you DONT need it bc the REAL him is RIGHT THERE. He would get SO JEALOUS. But damn the man just WONT let you suck his dick so you have resorted to drastic measures. And he doesn't know what to do about it

[animentality]

Thanks to @weavewithshadow I now have an audio file of Gortash calling the Dark Urge "dear Bhaalist" in that disgusting slick raspy bullshit politician voice, and I'm fucking crying and gnashing my teeth and considering murder suicide.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?????? JUST LIVE WITH THIS, KNOWING ITS IN THE GAME JUST NOT IN THE GAME????

KILL ME IN PERSON NEXT TIME, @weavewithshadow, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 German Grand Prix - Mark Webber(ft. Sebastian Vettel & Felipe Massa)

[woodsborostabathon]

will never understand how anyone could seriously hate vince. like if u do not find him fine as hell even tho he is. how can u not at least find it a lil bit Funny that this man fumbled his bitch so bad that he was resorting to pulling up outside her school in the middle of the afternoon in his purple 1971 dodge charger. parking within her line of sight. then just leaning on the whip and serving face for a few mins before dipping. nary a word spoken just there for the love of the game and to remind liv that he exists n still wants her sooooo bad 😭

[sluckythewizard]

adventures from a rly fun magma i got to relaxe in today

[boxwinebaddie]

oh freckle, freckle⠁.. what makes you so s p e c i a l?

[unnecessarilygrandiose]

finished dark heir just now and googled if there's any updates from the author on the last book of the trilogy and clicked a reddit link to check... got gobsmacked with the worst possible opinion in human history... never talk to anyone about a piece of media you like Ever

[tricksteroftheheart]

let it be known that @leafy-pup is a fucking dumbass and just broke his keyboard by cleaning it

[madaqueue]

Would you rather be leashed by childe or leash him?

i’m leashing him though

[floorpancakes]

have I ever told you guys that despite watanuki and haruka being an absolute no go ship for me (although watanuki definitely crushes a little bit on anyone that shows him basic kindness which muddies almost all his social interactions with slight bisexual hot mess aura) I actually ship specifically one of my watanuki derivatives with haruka . like I realised this pretty recently and it's crazy. I cooked up a whole new kind of doomed yaoi its so juicy

its like a toxic yaoi setup so sad and sopping wet that it makes HARUKA fight for his life. the ultimate trap to make him lose his smile...he may get it back but only if they go through like 500 years of couples therapy and canary gives up on his yuukoquest and the kidnappings and the multiverse anomalies and all that good stuff