avellanas-nutty-empire
Pun Empress Hazel at your service
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aro/ace | she/her | 21 | Blank Blog = Blocked | currently accepting writing prompts for: my oc Flora in the welcome to demon school iruma fandom. shes irumas adoptive aunt, the school librarian, has a bug army, and a crush on kalego. she loves horses, learning, and math. WILL legally adopt jazz the second he allows it. WILL informally adopt the entire student body
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 30 minutes ago
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 31 minutes ago
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When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles. 
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 33 minutes ago
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 33 minutes ago
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Pangur walked over to touch noses with Belphie, and I thought amazing, yes, there is peace in this world again, until she slowly dropped her lower jaw and morphed her face into one of demonic rage and poor Belphie scrambled and fled like his soul was being eaten
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 33 minutes ago
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 34 minutes ago
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stop what you’re doing and watch this
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 38 minutes ago
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"DID YOU KNOW THIS PERSON DRAWS PORN I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS" cool i am blocking you
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A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 39 minutes ago
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my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 2 hours ago
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umm awesome ad i just got wtf
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 2 hours ago
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domming for a werewolf that takes notes for you...makes him your lycan sub scribe.
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 2 hours ago
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stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 3 hours ago
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My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit
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avellanas-nutty-empire · 3 hours ago
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if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast. end of story.
if a surgeon says your child has to fast, they have to fast. even if they are rreeeaaaallly hungry. even if they beg for food. even if they cry. even if they throw a tantrum. even if they scream for hours.
if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast.
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