avellanas-nutty-empire
avellanas-nutty-empire
Pun Empress Hazel at your service
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aro/ace | she/they | 23 | Blank Blog = Blocked | currently accepting writing prompts for: my oc Flora in the welcome to demon school iruma fandom. shes irumas adoptive aunt, the school librarian, has a bug army, and a crush on kalego. she loves horses, learning, and math. WILL legally adopt jazz the second he allows it. WILL informally adopt the entire student body
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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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This YouTube comment had me leaning hands braced on knees like that person who had to take their shirt off to process Destiel becoming canon.
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why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWyq5E3/
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I love it when men laugh. There's something so vulnerable about it. Every time a man laughs I fall in love with them a bit.
Let's get #manslaughter trending, tell us about a moment when you made a man you love laugh,
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the only thing more powerful than a weird little girl is a weird middle aged woman. the only thing more powerful than a weird middle aged woman is a weird old lady. and the only thing more powerful than a weird old lady is a weird little girl. thus the world is balanced.
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“I’ve had it with being labeled spineless simply because, at the end of the day, I really don’t give a shit whether we tax the rich to help poor families or hungry children or whatever,” said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Full Story
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every year the Ides of March feels like a fun little meme, but this year it actually feels more like trying to cast a spell
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AGF 2024 - Dark Mafia theme
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whenever you masturbate god kills another US marine
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where can I meet this guy’s wife
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do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.
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First Felon doing promos for Tesla with Musk at the White House is CORRUPTION.
It is indefensible.
The entire administration is a scam.
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