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Summer is only nice when you have air conditioning….
#many nights I have spent lying in agony#as if every pore on my skin was squeezed dry of liquid#I reminisce on better times when a cool breeze carried me to a land of peaceful slumber#when I was young and foolish#taking you for granted#OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS SO HOT IN HERE BRO HELP ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#ITS GONNA BE 90 FUCKING DEGREES TMR I HATE IT HERE#I SHOULDVE JUST MOVED TO MASSACHUSETTS#haliai rambles
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#maybe im being pessimistic abt this. im not saying u should wear a mask every waking moment of your life god knows i cant#but also. hell no i dont trust u if anything i distrust u ppl even more after how things played out for the past 3 years#like there are situations where it might be inevitable catching covid. most of my family members are nurses and in constant contact#but there are also a ton of ways to make that risk low as possible like masking and wearing a face shield and having sanitizer#for me its not enough to just say oh we're in a small group and we're all vaccinated#motherfucker your kid is sick from preschool EVERY TIME WE VISIT. of course ill be wearing a mask she gave me covid last year#also no the fuck it isnt seasonal the cases go up because lack of caution makes the virus spread and mutate especially around times when#ppl gather. add that with virus transmission in cold weather and its a matter of different factors increasing the risk of spread#im also tired of ppl not understanding that i wont be their responsibility if i do get sick. maybe they can help me recover#but at the end of the day the risk of death and long term health is all on me. i cant change that#the govt barely gives me accommodations what makes u think theyll do anything for every individual case of long covid or worse#im so tired. im so tired#i dont even know if its possible to want this to be over anymore i just wish we didnt have to deal with this in the first place#ALSO COUGH INTO YOUR SLEEVE SERIOUSLY HOW IS THIS SO HARD TO REMEMBER#oh its just a cold/dry throat its not like i have covid or anything. no!! its basic hygiene!!! how is this so hard to understand!!!!!!!!!!#and no this isnt abt whether people have the means to protect themselves this is me bitching abt my relatives not taking me seriously#vent#my art#myart#doodles#covid 19
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every day im reminded that though my parents may have wanted a dog they clearly did not want to take care of a dog
#and i KNEW this which was why i insisted on not getting dogs though they keep trying to gaslight me#into thinking that i agreed on the dogs. i didnt and i wish id railed against it harder#because ill be honest i knew i didnt want to take care of a dog i wasnt in the headspace#but i also knew that if they got the dog that the actual caring duties would be foisted off to me#and the things that They would have to do ie go to the vet nd pay the bills etc theyd complain about and avoid#and thats one thjng. but oh my fucking god. my dad specifically#its like hes trying to get these dogs to die. we have several plants in the backyard#bad for dogs. i point them out. i have pointed them out Several times.#theyre his plants the gardens his thats none of my things. he just goes oh they wont get into them#THEYRE DOGS. but he doesnt want to move his fucking plants#one of the dogs is on medicine but has a habit of not eating his food in the morning#which means if u leave his medicine in hjs bowl the other dog might eat it#one solution is to give him the tablet straight. because hes good about eating it#he doesnt want to because 'thats gross'. Are you five fucking years old#the dog doesnt like the texture of dry food so another solution is to wet it#dad wont do that either because 'hes too spoiled' and 'it takes time' ONE MINUTE?????????#like i have to assume this is some kind of ploy to make me do it instead when i dont wake up that early#because if its not then hes truly just incompetent or doesnt care about the dogs#which brings me back to WHY DID YOU GET THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.#im sick of having to worry about them when he just does shit like this its wasting my time and its wasting money#but ohhhh we dont want to give the dogs away theyre part of the family 🥺#CLEARLY. because apparently u wanted kids but didnt want to take care of them either!!#im pissed off!!! im tired!!!!!!!!#i need to know im not going batshit here for being pissed off!!!!!#the dogs are getting back to back problems and at least some of it would have been mitigated by oh.#i dont know. the bare minimum?????#at least if the plants had been taken care of i wouldnt have to wonder if theyd just gotten into them#or if its an actual problem like a mass or bite. but no now i dont know#and at this rate were going to waste money going to the vet every fucking week
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EPISODE 2 AND 3 HAVE BEEN SOOOO FUN im already so emotionally attached to each of these characters.. if anything bad ever happens to any of them im killing everyone and then everyone.
#cw blood#cw vomiting#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#ARTHUR BENNETS DRY HUMOR IS SOOO FUCKIN FUNNY OH MY GOOODDD the sleepin upside down bit omg..#i love drawing him with just the same stoic expression. he is a stone cold pillar of ice to me. one that loves his little kitty kittyyyyy#i loved watching him work with emizel aswell the dynamic is SOO FUN#I LOVE THAT EMIZEL IS SO FOND OF CATS TOO LIKE RAAAHH THATS SO SWEET.. pepper is his favorite cat....#the part with him defending pepper was SO CUTE UGHH i love emizel he is so small and sharp and pointy AND YET#there is LOVE IN THAT BOYS MOSTLY DEAD HEART I TEEELLL YOU HWAT!!! and in other news:#i love love love the concept of 'royal shut-in gets lost in the big city' MY BABY BOY SHILOOO I ADORE HIMMMM#AND DEACON WAS SOOOO NICE TO HIM givin him a place to stay n helpin him dress up for the party and taking him around town to see the sights#im in love with deacon i love him soooo much. AND ALSO. ABOUT SHILO.#HE CAN EAT FOOOOOD LIKE SURE THE GARLIC GOT HIM BUT WE GGOOOTTA GIVE HIM A MILKSHAKE OR SMTH#LIKE I THOUGHT IN THE FIRST EPISODE WHEN HE SIPPED SODY N NOTHING HAPPENED. I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUSTA FLUKE#BUT NO ITS A PATTERN ITSA PATTERN HE CAN EAT FOOD!!! BABY BOY CAN EAT FOOOD!!!!!!! FEED HIM MORE FOOD!!! food is the best human creation#I HOPE MORE GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO THESE BOYS. especially since. well. okay so ive seen the 4th episode. sigh.#like holy fuck. hey ep4? what the fuck? hey you just let that happen? what the fuck. what the FUCK. EPISODE 4. HEY WHAT THE FUCK#THAT DIDNT NEED TO HAPPEN. OH MY GOD. THIS BETTER END WELL. IN TWO WEEKS I KNOW YALLRE GONNA BE SCREAMIN TOO BC OHHH MY GLOD. WHAT THE FUCK#EPSIDOE FOUR STILL HAS ME FUCKED UP SO BAD OH MY GOD. I WILL NEVER BE OVER IT. HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHYYYYYY. NOOOOOOO!
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finnish cats shenanigans are always my favourite but especially on sasha cup day with the cup involved the hijinks ramp up to 100 lmaooo
"wheres my- (realising sasha is in front of him and quickly stutters to change it to our so he doesnt get wacked over the head) wheres our names?"
(luosty proceeds to cackle in the bg like the shit stirrer he is realising lundys slip of the tongue and if he noticed sasha definitely noticed)
"wheres my name? wheres my name ☺️?" and it was at that moment lundy knew he fucked up
it never ceases to endlessly entertain me how much of a punk lundy can be and im so glad sasha is here to put him in his place because sheesh this kid sometimes XD
"and then luosty but i didnt want to give it to him but he took it" eh? is that so? who couldve guessed???
environmental storytelling, captain said haha okay mine now its mine let go ☺️💢
Sasha Cup Day | 7.31.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#anton lundell#eetu luostarinen#florida panthers#the dynamic between sasha and lundy is so entertaining#lundy is just a little punk#a sincere one but a punk all the same#i too would go your name huh haha what about MY name wheres my name you little punk ☺️💢#the complete stutter stop he made like ooooo lundy knew he fucked up so bad#luostys CACKLE makes this scene it truly does like oh your dumb friend is gonna get in trouble with the teacher#and you can do nothing but relish the downfall for his own idiocy#true besties#kills me luosty goes missed ya 😃 to the cup like its his long lost lover#BOTH LUNDY AND LUOSTY IMMEDIATELY NEEDING TO KISS AND HOLD MISS TINCAN THEY HAVE BEEN SO DEPRIVED OF HER 😭😭😭#sasha dry humour and delivery is so perfect it really elevates the emotionality of his lines hes so fucking funny#sasha whats it like to be the funniest bitch here
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MARIONMORSE, DROP ANOTHER HELMETPARTY SCENARIO AND MY LIFE IS YOUUURSS 🙏🙏🙏🙏
do u think... Do you think sometimes when the team has a movie night, when they watch those 60's action war movies like "Von Ryan's Express" and "Battle of the Bulge" or spaghetti westerns like "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" and "Death Rides on a Horse," Soldier pauses during or right after fight scenes or duels or whatever to obsessively overanalyze them. Like, he'll try and turn them into strategies to use on the job, takes, uhm, 'notes', (tactical doodles,) sets up nerdy models using a whiteboard map and improvised figurines, uses these examples when he does those psyche-up pre-battle speeches or during strategy meetings.
'Cause I bet he does, I bet he does that, and it completely kills the momentum of the movie to the point where the rest of the team gets disinterested and slowly leaves him behind to do their own thing.
I genuinely bet Engie wouldn't though, nah, I bet he's enough of a patient kind of gentle kind of man willing to stick through these pauses 'cause he's just that into the movie. And maybe he's just a teeny bit into Soldier's dissections of actiony chaos. Maybe gleans a bit of an understanding of Soldier's thinking that way. Admires the guy's passion about his 'research,' how thoughtfully he gathers details in an effort to help the team. Starts mixing in tapes for these sorts of movies more regularly to their movie night pool maybe subconsciously, maybe on purpose. The rest of the team doing their own movie night. losers.
#soldier being autistic about 60's action movies#just like me fr fr#the original die hard would fucking KILL him oh my god can you imagine#engie sitting with sparkly eyes watching soldier go off about the duel in a fistful of dollars:#tf2 headcanons#tf2#engineer tf2#helmet party#engiesolly#eftanz u are a hero genuinely your art killed me then brought me back its crazy#praying to the time and space gods to let me airdrop reels of die hard indiana jones and robocop to the red base like a hunger games sponsor#guy gets shot in a movie:#soldier tf2 with his jaw wide open: holy shit... did you see that..?#when u asked this i though “oh god oh no this well is dry what am i gonna do”#but then this happened. ily#solly is over here developing advanced attack methods inspired by war epics#engie over here like: waow... he's so passionate... sighs...#maybe hes just happy somebody else loves cheesy spaghetti westerns#j....just like me.......fr.....#romcom trope where they reach for the popcorn bucket at the same time and touch hands#romcom trope where the characters in the movie fall in love and engie looks up at soldier like “wow....thats crazy haha...”#the onesided movie date. engie is too nervous to ask him on a real one so this will do.#for now.
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immense guilt over struggling to talk to people that message me and want to talk to me, but apparently not immense enough for me to find the motivation to respond. genuinely sorry if youve tried to get my attention and ive not responded :/
#i struggle a lot because half the time the message is too timid and dry and doesnt allow me any actual conversation#im not in a position to be the one whos prompting conversation im in a real depressed pit rn so like#if for some reason you want to spend your time talking with me??? you also have to kinda work for it and lure me in with something that lik#yk i actually want to respond to#because if i dont want to i have to force myself to come up with an acceptable repsonse anyway. and i genuinely struggle to even do that#idk im too autistic i need you to come in and state your intent and then give like something to work with#and hey if thats too much work for you then dont worry about it u dont have to thats kinda the point im making#anyone whos talked to me when ive been doing better can attest to the fact that im very good at leading a convo for hours#but as it stands now im way too low to be able to do that so#whatevs i dont expect anyone to want to anyway i wouldnt be worth your time#not in a self deprecating sense in a more literal sense#like unless you know me somewhat theres not a lot of value i can give realistically#fucking#whatever#i feel awful#oh fuck its 10am#:/
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the physical therapist after listening to me describe my pain as a rock stuck in my neck instead of "dull" or "sharp" : okay... and on a scale of 1-10 how would you rate this pain?
my autistic ass who just described my muscle pain from a concussion with a metaphor: a 5 or maybe a 7... POINT FIVE.
the physical therapist: .....
#like what the hell does anyof that mean#what is sharp pain#i dont fucking get it#im used to pretending to get it though but i just had a therapy appointment right before#about masking my autism and lying to people that i understand things they are saying#even though i dont understand#so i just sat there in silence after a lot of her questions about describing my pain#because i was really trying o describe it honestly in the terms provided#but i still dont get it...#what is the difference between dull or achy#i just said its uncomfortable#and when i lay down to sleep it feels like my bones arent aligned correctly#and when the pt looked at me without saying anything after that#i realized thats not how im supposed to describe it#so i kept yapping using different metaphors and shit#yes the rock in my neck one#fucking WHATEVER#anyways she starting feeling around my neck#and was like#your muscles are so sore and tender!!! you will have to come in more often than i thought. twice a week and we should do dry needling#i was like oh ok
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The floor is now open for suggestions for video games that are story driven or fun that Do Not Require Too Many Brain Cells or Do Not Take Too Much Fucking Time To Complete (I.e. baldur's gate 3)
editor's note: OKAY FINE I WANT GAMES LIKE HI FI RUSH THERE
#i dunno what exactly im looking for here#tbh i really just do think of just re installing honkai star rail#because like here js my problem#i love rpgs really i do but i am a busy bitch with a busier head and that head needs downtime#so when everythint in my laptop is either#bg3#or the outer worlds#or two fucking visual novels (buried stars and THE ACE ATTORNEY SERIES GNDJD I WILL CONTINUE THAT I SWEAR)#like#my brain gets dry#i already have fall guys downloaded but hngg its not scratching the itch#i WANNA DOWNLOAD AI NIRVANA INITIATIVE I MISS MIZUKI SO MUCH but that requires braincells i currently dont have#of course its a fucking uchikoshi game#so um yea#thats my dilemma#look my brain is weird gjdjd#oki genuinely considering hsr again like gjdjd it has heavy parts but like its manageable so jfjxjd#personal shit#is disco elysium a good choice#OH WHO AM I KIDDING EVEN I KNOW THAT GAMES JAMPACKED WITH COMMENTARY THAT REQUIRES THE MOST POLITICALLY MINDED OF BRAINCELLS#okay what about hades#i actually do play hades on ny publication's gaming pc (its a work pc but um the publication's previous forefathers are gamers. so yay)#and it makes me unwind#oki yea maybe hades
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sometimes growing out your hair IS the answer
#my hair looks fucking fantastic rn i keep going to look at myself#ive gotten compliments all night from my husband and mil about how good it looks#its insane bc when i look in the mirror its like recognition right like oh thats ME which as a trans system has practically NEVER happened#i know i talk about it all the time but genuinely i just elkjfkdsj my health has improved so much and my body has healed so much#and my hair is so emblematic of that. nvm that i decided to stop cutting it on our wedding day so its like#MEANINGFUL on so many fronts. to me.#so important to me. augh#ive had to learn so much about hair maintenance too. i kept this shit so short id never done anything but shampoo it and towel dry#curly hair is like an entire circus and you are the lone ringleader
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I FELT MY HEART STOP
#OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. FIRST FUCKING STICKER OF JIM WND ITS OF HIMFYCKING CRYING PLEASE HELP KE#ITS LIKE. $7 TO GET HIM (BUTIRS INCLUSIVE OF EVERY OTHER LOCKED ITEM)#THEY ARE GOING TO SUCK ME DRY#seekers notes#arsene-blogging
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ayo so what the FUCK was up with the vibes in the tommy "takes care" of buck after his dislocated shoulder scene. that was absofuckinglutely RANCID
#the way tommy was s o o fucking dismissive of everything buck said#the way he was acting like it was a CHORE for him to be there#the way he was treating buck like a CHILD (no more screen time. lights out. the FUCK)#it is one thing to be a general dry sarcastic kind of person and another ENTIRELY to be whatever the fuck tommy was in that scene#911#911 spoilers#i just think. where is that new relationship enamorment????#the 'oh my god i like this person so much i want to be near them always and hear everything they have to say even if its nonsense' mindset#also why the fuck were they sleeping downstairs#no WAY a good boyfriend would have let buck SLEEP on that GODDAMN AWFUL armchair????#a good boyfriend would have found a way to help him get comfortable in his BIG COZY BED - and wouldve been right there next to him too#not on the couch#that was just. awful actually lol
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EVERYONE GO WATCH SHELBY’S LATEST SOS RIGHT NOW (spoilers in my tags)
#sos smp#HOLY FUCKING SHIT#HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS SO CRAZY#I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS#ok i think that’s enough tags that you guys can’t read spoilers#unless you click#I CANNOT BELIEVE. JOEL!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!#i’m ASTOUNDED they had enough coins to bring back all but three people#though i’m MORE astounded it was the exact right number that bringing back 7 people ran them totally dry#but OH MY GOD OH MY GOD#MOGSWAMP FINAL GIRL REAL HE WAS ONE OF THREE PEOPLE WHO SURVIVED THAT BLAST
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MICAH PROPOSING TO CHARLIE
#GAHHHHH OUSYGH AGUGYH#sorry i was looking for a thing and i came across a screenshot when when we were talkigna bout that and im sooo im so. oh my godddddd#micah wanting and stressing abt doing a huge romantic purposeful propasal#but its late night 1 am#charlies finishes washign. up dishes and micah is wamring up some food after a lte shift and helping charlie dry the dishes#and he just looks at charlie and their in pjs and half asleep and he cant fucking hold it in#he just blurts out the question and charlie just fucking . nearly drops the plate he was holding and tears up and starts crying LIEKE#THYRE SO#I NEED TO KILL SOMEHTING I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OH MY GODDDDD SOBBIGN#im normal im normal im norma;#marlie#i miss them i miss them sm#i need to finish the jumping fic and then i need to finish the 4+1 fic then i need to write everything abt them ever and then i need ot wri#write the hunger games au and i need to write them being happy and old together in oregon and legally getting married and their first argue#AHUGYGH
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On a scale from one to YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TO THE LOCAL STATE PARK TO USE A FREE PUBLIC SHOWER BC UR HOT WATER HEATER did not actually break, and is under warranty, but the ELECTRICAL LINE TO IT SHORTED AND WILL BE EXPENSIVE TO FIX, HOW POOR ARE YOU
So yeah how was y'all's weekend?
#eljin talks#happy fucking holidays to me i guess#though to be fair the camp showers are exceedingly nice and clean and handicap accessible#its like a really ghetto osen#crisp winter air the sounds of nature and nice steaming water#i am sure the fact i find the bathroom spiders cute helps the positive outlook haha#the other upside is that this campground is literally closer to the house than the grocery store#just little 200 year old run down probably haunted farm house things#last time i took a shower in the house there was a draft coming from INSIDE the tub where the caulk line broke! so thats... bad#oh also i found out yesterday i had accidentally lowered the airpressure in my toom so much due to the houses fan placements#that i actually had given my self high altitude sickness#so now i know its REALLY IMPORTANT to be sure the ac is at least on fan mode in their for circulation#and to just not turn it off bc i am too lazy to empty the dehumidifier tank >>#fun fact if no matter how much you drink or run the humidifier you mouth srill feels tingly and painfully dry#do NOT install ceiling fans right between air vents to attick rooms you will create a human sized vacuum chamber#we did not put the ceiling fan there we were just stupid enough to use attick room as living space insteas of storage.#also if every time you go to pee its easier to breath? PROBABLY YHE AIR WUALITY IN YOUR ROOM GO FIGURE HUH#in my defense my brain was literally not getting enough oxygen
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re: udg reblog,
clearly the solution to “oh i love this but i don’t think anyone should play it” is to write a fic with only the good parts and none of the bad parts but then you have this big empty space where the bad parts were so you just make something up that seems vaguely believable
that seems like a normal thing normal people do right?
RIGHT?
It’s always correct and totally won’t ever lead to agony as you look at the canon and scream because my god how are you supposed to salvage something this stupid why are you doing this you used to be so normal and not care oh god why does attacking the little girl make her pants fly off oh god why is delta a character
#ask#i love zwg truly. but i understand the agony#if i wanted to make a better version of udg or really any dr game i have no clue where id start my god theres so much happening#obviously the clown nonsense that is komaeda in that game needs to stay because theres really nothing better than seeing him be bullied#by a bunch of grade schoolers who throw milkshakes at him and draw on his face with sharpie#oh oh and the sexy byakuya fantasies need to stay too because if youre bad at the puzzles like me he just bullies you#its dry catered to the shit me and my sister meme about akjsks#the shit with the kids though..........yikes#also fuck shirokuma i cant stand him literally the most obnoxious character ever created#it felt good to kill him#i was doing a proper playthrough of udg last year see cuz id never played it myself#just watched playthroughs when i was 14 and edgy and had no frame of reference for good writing yet#so it was fun not only re experiencing the utter. obscenity that is this game and also trying to figure out the mechanics#its kinda fun sometimes until the boss fights happen then its like actually the worst thing ever i may have needed to walk around angrily#and basically i was on ch4 and stopped when there was a mission with haiji cuz i just. needed to stop#havent played since im too frightened aksjks#and yeah the agony of trying to rewrite a game is shared cuz im going through it with p3#and basically basically i have been trying so hard and was in a good zone but basically i snapped recently#cuz the kirijo group stuff my god its just so bad that i like theres just no way i can make this game make sense#i have the one project where everything is restructured but then i have the stuff where like. I have to make this fit the game structure#loosely cuz it was just supposed to be a character analysis fic but basically my brain hath broken its kaboom#though p3 is a lot more workable than ztd is my god theres just too much happening at once there aksjks#you are so brave for what youve done Kay 🙏#and to any poor soul who wants to do a rewrite of a frustrating story......have fun. but watch out
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