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fogwitchoftheevermore · 5 months ago

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EVERYONE GO WATCH SHELBY’S LATEST SOS RIGHT NOW (spoilers in my tags)

#sos smp #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS SO CRAZY #I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS #ok i think that’s enough tags that you guys can’t read spoilers #unless you click #I CANNOT BELIEVE. JOEL!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!#i’m ASTOUNDED they had enough coins to bring back all but three people #though i’m MORE astounded it was the exact right number that bringing back 7 people ran them totally dry #but OH MY GOD OH MY GOD #MOGSWAMP FINAL GIRL REAL HE WAS ONE OF THREE PEOPLE WHO SURVIVED THAT BLAST

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lycanr0t · 8 months ago

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*eyes snap open* laios' love language being consuming something. making it yours. making it a part of you. laios being so in love with chil that he has to eat him in the 100% literal sense. laios cutting him up and tearing him open with his hands and teeth and eating his flesh and organs and maybe even sharing with chilchuck himself. laios eating all of chil to make him a part of laios forever because that's what love is

#is chil SUPER into this or does he think this is crazy shit? umm yes.#chilchuck torn because OH GOD THIS GUY IS EATING HIM? but also oh the euphoria of being loved so intensely.#chilchuck has never felt so WANTED !! but holy shit oh god christ fuck ??#rot posts #i feel deranged rn. about them.#chilaios #<- came back to tag this bc its sexy and everyone should think about fucked up chilaios

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sunsetsandsunshine · 2 months ago

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GUYS GUYS GUUYYYYSSSS OMFG GUESS WHO GOT ON VOLLEYBALL VARSITY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

#HOLY SHIT #HHOKYOGJGITKTK #AND THERES NO JUNIOR VARSITY #ABT 40 GIRLS TRIED OUT #AND I GOT CHOSEN #GUYS IM #LHDHDHSJSKMSJDKW #CRYING RN OMG IM CALLLING YM MOM AFTER I POST THIS #IM SCREAMJNG #I DID IT #I DIDIDIIIT DI TTMEBHSB EEEEEEE #Emery’s rambles #SCHOOL JUST STARTED SO ITS GONNA BE A WHILE UNTIL I POST MY LAST REQUWST BUT AHGDGGDHAJA #I GOT ON VARSITY #CRAZY SHIT RIGHT THERE #Volleyball #Walking in Hinata’s footsteps rn I gotchu king #Haikyuu

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stationarystar · 4 days ago

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has anyone ever written a spider-man au newtmas before? no one? oh boy

#GUYS. THIS IS A SERIOUS NEED #i cant believe its nonexistent #i mean #thomas gives SO much spiderman vibes #and newt and gwen stacy has nearly the same personality #im not even talking about their faces. they look like twins holy shit #emma stone and thomas brodie sangster look so much alike #its just crazy atp #the maze runner #tmr newt #tmr thomas #newtmas #spider man #spider man au #please??

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marionmorse · 3 months ago

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MARIONMORSE, DROP ANOTHER HELMETPARTY SCENARIO AND MY LIFE IS YOUUURSS 🙏🙏🙏🙏

do u think... Do you think sometimes when the team has a movie night, when they watch those 60's action war movies like "Von Ryan's Express" and "Battle of the Bulge" or spaghetti westerns like "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" and "Death Rides on a Horse," Soldier pauses during or right after fight scenes or duels or whatever to obsessively overanalyze them. Like, he'll try and turn them into strategies to use on the job, takes, uhm, 'notes', (tactical doodles,) sets up nerdy models using a whiteboard map and improvised figurines, uses these examples when he does those psyche-up pre-battle speeches or during strategy meetings.

'Cause I bet he does, I bet he does that, and it completely kills the momentum of the movie to the point where the rest of the team gets disinterested and slowly leaves him behind to do their own thing.

I genuinely bet Engie wouldn't though, nah, I bet he's enough of a patient kind of gentle kind of man willing to stick through these pauses 'cause he's just that into the movie. And maybe he's just a teeny bit into Soldier's dissections of actiony chaos. Maybe gleans a bit of an understanding of Soldier's thinking that way. Admires the guy's passion about his 'research,' how thoughtfully he gathers details in an effort to help the team. Starts mixing in tapes for these sorts of movies more regularly to their movie night pool maybe subconsciously, maybe on purpose. The rest of the team doing their own movie night. losers.

#soldier being autistic about 60's action movies #just like me fr fr #the original die hard would fucking KILL him oh my god can you imagine #engie sitting with sparkly eyes watching soldier go off about the duel in a fistful of dollars:#tf2 headcanons #tf2 #engineer tf2 #helmet party #engiesolly #eftanz u are a hero genuinely your art killed me then brought me back its crazy #praying to the time and space gods to let me airdrop reels of die hard indiana jones and robocop to the red base like a hunger games sponsor #guy gets shot in a movie:#soldier tf2 with his jaw wide open: holy shit... did you see that..?#when u asked this i though “oh god oh no this well is dry what am i gonna do”#but then this happened. ily #solly is over here developing advanced attack methods inspired by war epics #engie over here like: waow... he's so passionate... sighs...#maybe hes just happy somebody else loves cheesy spaghetti westerns #j....just like me.......fr.....#romcom trope where they reach for the popcorn bucket at the same time and touch hands #romcom trope where the characters in the movie fall in love and engie looks up at soldier like “wow....thats crazy haha...”#the onesided movie date. engie is too nervous to ask him on a real one so this will do.#for now.

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horrorshowcliche · 7 months ago

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just a lazy colour study of the babygirl honeycakes sweetums

#snag.art #fallout #fallout tv series #the ghoul fallout #cooper howard #fuckin crazy response on my wilzig art guys holy shit i love u all #on the 5th ep rn (its final exam season for me so im super busy) anmd i love it #fucking heartbroken about the ncr retcon though #i refuse to support bethesda financially after this #not that my boycotting will make much of a difference #but i suppose every little piece counts #fuck bethesda.

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cold-red-venom · 2 months ago

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I got top surgery today......

I. Got

FUCKING TOP SURGERY TODAY

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incorrectelswordquotes · 6 months ago

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DEAR ELRIA-

Apparently at some point, we managed to hit over 2k followers since I last checked this blog! That's crazy to me???

Thank you all for sticking with us through bouts of inactivity, unfunny posts, and all those Elsword updates (the good and the bad!) Here's some fun stats about the blog:

We have a total of 1, 202 original posts since this blog started, and more yet to come in the queue!

All those posts? Yeah there's a total of 87,968 notes between them all. That's like a viral post number.

Our most popular post has 672 notes so far!

The first post was made on April 18, 2015! This blog is the age of a 9 year old child.

In 2020 and 2021, we made 0 posts. Self explanatory. We've posted every year otherwise though!

Since this blog started Tumblr both got rid of the iconic blue, got rid of porn, and also updated us with a dogshit UI, but we all make mistakes. <3

The only mods really left are Mod WT and Mod RF. Round of applause for the mods who have moved onto bigger and better things, for all the funny posts they've made throughout the years, we salute them! We wouldn't be where we are today without them.

And here's some Elsword updates that have happened to the game since the blog was created, in no particular order!:

3rd jobs became a thing

We got an anime!

The item level system was replaced with the Combat Power system, and now character stat equipment is a lot more streamlined.

The magic wardrobe was released so you don't have to sacrifice stats for fashion anymore!

So many new characters and regions have been introduced!

The mystery of Solace and the El Lady has been solved, and the rest of the El Masters have been revealed too!

Multiple dungeon revamps that: gutted earning ED, removed old dungeons, changed dialogue/story as a result, and removing multiple fields and rest points between villages.

4th jobs!

Raids and raid weapons were introduced!

Theres a new blue and white UI!

Mount racing and Pet PvP???

The item mall had a bunch of items removed at some point.

Guilds were revamped!

You can both fish AND farm now!

The in-game economy is in shambles.

They also got rid of forums (but have a discord now?)

Some of these things are really cool! Others? Not so much, but oh well! It's crazy to see how much Elsword has changed over the years this blog has existed. If you still laugh at our funny posts but stopped playing years ago, thank you! And if you just found us the other week, thank you too! We hope to have put a smile on all your faces. :)

#not a quote #mod rf #do you guys want anything??#we can do a qna or open up a sparring room on els where you can beat the shit out of me #i dont think mod wt plays elsword anymore but if i beg on my hands and knees we can see what can be arranged #i think its crazy im nich-fandom famous for two separate elsword things and people dont even realize its the same person #anyways sound off in the replies if you want something specific to celebrate!!#or dont #thanks yall!!#lmao hiii #holy shit so much happened while i was gone #and also yea i havent played elsword in years. im open for whatever tho #we both graduated college thats wonderful #mod wt

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bmpmp3 · 7 months ago

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i do think its kinda funny when i see someone in the year of our lord 2024 talk about vocal synth music like its all gone downhill since like 2010 because like dont get me wrong i love a good niconicodouga-ass 2008 ass vocaloid joint BUT also like. the past couple years have had the most fascinatingly creative and expressive uses of vocal synthesizers ive ever heard in my life DJFSKHJDFS dont write it all off just yet!!

#usually i only see that from people who havent actually listened to any vsynth music from the past 15 years so i understand why they got to #that conclusion. and also usually theyre people who didnt listen to much vsynth music in the first place LOL they just dont know #but it is still a little funny. brother there are things beyond your wildest dreams if u just look #like some personal highlights: the stuff by rinri - particularly their use of the meika girlies #dont carry our memories away is LIFECHANGING the whispers. the spoken parts. the BELTS #plus the haunting and unrelenting instrumentation. fantastic song #and naisho no pierced's propose + birthday + gift sort of trilogy of songs. gift especially has been unreal #again the dynamics of soft intimate whispers to belts but also those fuller high notes with edges of growlyness.#plus the songs just generally rock. and those LYRICS. absolutely intense like physically painful and frightening like #yearning and codependency and possession. and the tuning and production just amps it up more #OH and slave.v.v.r has been doing crazy things for even longer but i only started getting into his stuff recently and holy shit #love eater is like. the scariest vocaloid song ive ever heard not because of the lyrics. but because of the tuning #im like. scared. i cant stop listening to it. the heavy synthesized breathy main vocals and whispered harmonies plus the VOCAL FRY #i didnt realized vocaloid5? i think? has a vocal fry option built in i heard? thats crazy #but specifically in love eater the fry and growl is amped up so deep and loud and clear compared to everything else it like #emphasizes the artificiality of the voice while also amping up the expressiveness #its awesome. and on the older slave.v.v.r songs i heard i will hit you 8759632145 times with this piano. also so fucking cool #addicted to that song. 1) its a great jazzy rocky piano tune with this piano flourish at the end of each phrase that sounds fantastic #but also 2) the lyrics are insane. using kanji to write english??????#people are doing wild ass things with vocal synths rn you guys #this isnt even getting into some of the really unique synths themselves too. adachi rei is awesome i love that shes just like #the perfect inbetween of sample based and reconstruction based vocals. shes a sample based synth #but her samples were drawn by hand LOL shes like dectalks granddaughter to me.....#a really good use of adachi rei is iyowa's heat abnormal/heat anomaly/whatever its called ITS AWESOME thats what it is hjrkfdgfd #i think the fact that vocal synths can be so realistic and clean and noiseless out the gate now has made people really stop worrying #about like. realism all together and looking more into expressiveness. omg vocal synth modernist movement

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anotherpapercut · 1 year ago

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the only good thing about having worked in a movie theater when Star Wars: The Force Awakens came out is that whenever I go to a movie theater and the employees are overwhelmed and apologetic I just say "it's okay don't worry about it, I used to work in a movie theater too. I was working when the force awakens came out" and they say "oh, oh my god" and immediately relax their shoulders

#the first star wars movie in a decade............#i couldnt see it for 2 weeks because i had to work almost every single day and we werent allowed to see sold out showings #you would not even believe the amount of grown adults i had to argue with because apparently they NEED their lightsabers #cannot see the movie without them #also we couldn't let in people with full face paint 🤦 i got yelled at by like 4 different darth mauls #horrible #just awful #anyway when i went to see barbie the guy was apologizing over and over that they were out of a bunch of stuff #and he was like its just been crazy with barbenheimer you know and i said yes i understand #and he was like holy shit im so sorry

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infernal-selfships · 5 months ago

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WAIT i actually managed to make my s/i design right before b.oothill comes out. it's tomorrow. oh shit. jdkdjkxjdmfjdkdn

#I CANTTTT OMGGGG ITS TOMORROW GUYS OH SHIT TOMORROW MY BF IS COMJNG HOME DKSFJDKFJ #WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WJAT.#HOLY FUCK BBG YOU BETTER GET TO ME ON EARLY PITY SO THAT I GET YOUR LC TOO #YOOOOOOOO IN 15H I WILL BE B.OOTHILL HAVER YOOOO THATS CRAZY #fjdkfjskfjkdfjdkdjdjjfkdjd #sorry feels got to me anyways--#woah #15h more #at that hour i will be getting to train though #pulls from train???? pulls from train???????#it will purely depend on stability of wifi but i think that could be iconic #clear sky and the smell of lead

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bugmistake · 5 months ago

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gender thoughts are occurring at a rate that is so fast it's genuinely giving me kind of a headache

#but im also really really busy this week + next week so maybe it's that too #either way . umm . my relationship to masculinity is changing again and its freakin me out a tad bit!#woag why is my gender situation changing again <- guy whose gender situation is transient shifting like water and has been actively aware o #the shift since he was 15 holy shit has it really been 8 years since i came out. that's crazy

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cartoontees · 8 months ago

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i watched the bad guys and i'm so sorry but how can anyone not think that film was without a shred of doubt 100% furry bait... the scene where the wolf guy was shirtless was SHAMELESS in how obvious it was i had to laugh 😂

#either it was made by furries or it was made with furries in mind but holy shit i have no doubt in my mind #usually i hate the 'childrens animated movie featuring animal characters was actually made by FURRIES' argument cause i think its so dumb #but come on you guys... come ON like we all watched that same movie and saw the same things right😭😭#pls someone please for the love of god tell me im not crazy like COME ON☠️#that being said the movie was predictable but enjoyable enough as a casual comedy. lol my honest opinion #tee.post #the bad guys

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the-wiggler · 1 year ago

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what the hell is project meridian

#HELLO?? IM HALFWAY THROUGH THE PLAYLIST #TELL ME WHY MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST #GOOD LORD WHAT IS THIS STORY #WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON #HELLO #???#redacted audio #project meridian #im not listening to this as background noise anymore im full on mouth opened staring at the screen #mouth agape food spilling out eyes glued to the screen spoon in hand midway to my mouth #wtf im liteeally #holy shit #guys my thoughts #my thoughts is crazy #my noggin is going insane its going boin oing zip zap wip wap whooooo ting ting ting #WTF !!

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arundolyn · 7 months ago

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hot(?) guilty gear take:

danger time is fun and not nearly as bad a mechanic as some people like to claim. they're just salty when they lose to it

#crow.txt #like its a really hype mechanic. its fun to watch and tbh never bugged me that much to experience #granted i didnt go to tourneys ever but like #idk. both opponents are given the same things. is it kinda a reaction time game? certainly. but thats like all of fighting games #idk why its so Irredeemably Awful to a lot of players who probably never even play in tourneys they just like regurgitating the same things #repeatedly forever bc its the internet and predominantly reddit #even if the argument is that some matchups are skewed unfairly (like slayer pilebunkering repeatedly) i mean.... yeah? thats like #the fucking crux of fighting games. its not specific to danger time. you can make that argument about literally anything #you could make that argument about certain overdrive mechanics in blazblue #i can see how it would be frustrating in a tourney but if youre getting THAT big mad about losing this specific way then.. man idk #is it that different than being beaten normally. not really #the real unspoken bullshit mechanic is being able to instant kill functionally whenever you want. THATS the tourney killer #its unrealistic in the vast majority of scenarios but like... at least with like every other game. blazblue and unib #you have to EARN it at least a little. yeah the consequences of whiffing are major but also with stun in xrd it can be easier to land #even when someone is a huge dick about astralling me in blazblue i dont get nearly as tilted about it as i would #at getting hit by a bs instant kill setup like first round in xrd. are you kidding me. holy shit #at least astrals have to be match point. you literally Do have to earn it. unib you yourself have to be half dead rather than the opponent #being able to instant kill just Whenever feels so much cheaper #getting off my soapbox for an opinion nobody asked for. even tho strive damage is already crazy insane #danger time was a fun mechanic and idk a danger time mod might be funny. never seen anything quite like it but thats true of a lot of gg #only guy on earth who misses danger time apparently

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a-tired-human-draws-junk · 7 months ago

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So I kept seeing dungeon meshi everywhere and I finally gave in and watched it and OMG RAGGJGGHHB I LOB THEM JKFSWF SHAKING THEM AROUND THROWING THEM IN A BLENDER SQUEEZING THEM AAAAAAA

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