#oh fuck i forgot to spoiler tag this hold on

[shatterdome-underscore]

Oh wow you guys were not exaggerating about Kabru. Flashing back to something Laios said thirty seconds before but with the happy white fuzz filter, immediately going "either I was wrong and they didnt rob us or they dont remember, either way its fine ❤️" to his party, blushing and going "this is so much worse than I imagined" while Shuro is actively trying to kill Laios, not even flinching over the "why were you eating a brick" thing? this little dude is a freak

[starlost97]

— stubbornness.

summary: You just got home from the hospital, and are still learning how to walk properly again. You knew at the moment that you woke up from the surgery that Buck wouldn’t leave you alone. And you were right. He only went back to work when he couldn’t take any more days off, even though you insisted that he shouldn’t worry about you. The thing is, you are very stubborn, and it became even more obvious when you couldn’t do things on your own, but still wanted to.

tags: fluff, recovery, stubbornness, worried Evan Buckley, f!reader.

characters: Evan Buckley, Maddie Buckley.

warnings: allergic reaction, swearing, author’s medical knowledge is very very bad.

a/n: I got this idea after watching an episode of 911: Lone Star (no spoilers here, though), also searching epi-pen and paramedics aesthetic wasn't on my bingo card this year lol.

word count: 1,438.

requested?: no!

Once more, you opened your eyes and felt a sharp pain when trying to move. You always forgot about your legs.

“Oh, fuck.” You murmured, trying to be as quiet as possible. You didn’t want to alarm Buck even more on his first day back to work. “Buck?” You called, hearing noises of things being stumbled on and quick steps on the stairs soon after.

“Honey, hi!” He said, almost falling on the ground when rushing to the bedroom. “Here, let me help you.” Buck grabbed your waist and carefully got you out of bed. “Are you sure that’s ok for me to go back to work?”

“I promise, babe, it’s fine. I can take care of myself while you work.” You said, caressing his hair and cupping his face with your free hand. His blue eyes finding yours. You could tell that he was worried, but you knew how much he wanted to go back to work.

“You can call me anytime, ok? If I don’t pick up, someone will.” He hugged you and kissed your cheek, making you laugh.

“You’re going to be late, Buck.” You said as he trailed kisses down your neck.

“I love you, ok? See you tomorrow.” He said, kissing your lips and leaving the bedroom.

“Love you too!” You said, catching a glimpse of his smile as he went down the stairs. You waited until you heard the front door closing to start getting ready.

People always talked about how Buck was a workaholic, but they didn’t notice how you were just as bad as him. In the last weeks, you didn’t have the chance to leave the house and go to work, since Buck wouldn’t leave your side. But now, with your boyfriend going on a 24 hour shift, you had plenty of time.

You got ready as fast as you could and left the house, driving to the Los Angeles Service Center.

As soon as you arrived, you received a message from Buck asking if everything was ok. You smiled at your phone and answered, saying that there’s no need to worry.

You got to your floor, using a walking stick to get to your desk, which was right beside Maddie’s, so you knew she would see you there soon. But you were prepared to argue why she shouldn’t tell Buck you were there.

As soon as you sat down, you heard a familiar voice calling you by your full name, which would have startled you if you weren’t expecting it

“Maddie! You look so pretty today, you know that?” You said, smiling at her.

“You are unbelievable. Does Buck know you’re here?” She asked, crossing her arms.

“... No, and you’re not going to tell him.” Maddie opened her mouth to answer, but you were faster. “And you own me one, remember? I didn’t tell Chimney that you came in sick when he had specifically told you not to.”

“Well, it’s different. You are recovering from a surgery, when I was just a little constipated.” She said, putting her hands on her hips.

“You still said that you owned me one, so I’m claiming that favor now.”

Maddie looked at you up and down, trying to decide if you were being serious or not. Usually, you would hold onto a favor for dear life until you wanted something nearly impossible. Getting back to work was something that would happen eventually, so all you had to do was wait.

But you couldn’t wait anymore. At home, everytime you heard your phone ringing you got excited because it reminded you of work. It was pathetic. Before becoming a dispatcher, you always judged Buck for being so obsessed with being a firefighter. Being a nurse was good, and you loved helping people, but you got too overwhelmed at the end of the shifts with all those people around you.

“Look, I will be careful. It’s not like I will be moving much, right?” You could see Maddie holding her laugh.

“You do have a point.” She said as she sat right beside you, preparing for the first call of the shift.

Time passed, and you tried very hard to not talk on the radio when the 118 was attending the calls. Sometimes you heard Buck speaking and smiled, trying not to talk to him as you always did. You got used to having conversations while he did things that didn’t really require his full attention, and he loved doing that too. It was something that helped him a lot when he needed to relax.

As the day went by, you got more relaxed. You and Maddie shared lunch, and she helped you change your bandages.

“Everything looks great, honey.” She said as she finished, making sure that the medical tape was well put on your back. “Buck is doing a great job taking care of you.” You smiled at the comment.

“You know, the moment I woke up from the surgery, I knew that he wouldn’t leave me alone.”

“He was so scared, honey. He wouldn’t leave your side.” She said as she started to walk back to her desk with you.

“He is a sweetheart, Maddie.” You said, sitting on your chair. “Even though I missed working, he made sure to make those weeks enjoyab-” Before you could finish your sentence, you heard a loud bang, followed by screams. You looked around and found one of the new dispatchers unconscious on the floor.

You and Maddie went as quick as possible — considering you were using a walking stick — to the girl, who looked like was having an allergic reaction. You asked someone to bring the medical kit, hoping to find an epi-pen.

“Nothing here.” Maddie said, looking at you, worried.

“Look at her bag! She might have brought it with her.”

You soon started to hear sirens, but you didn't think anything about it. Your focus was on the girl.

“She's here!” You heard Sue say, hearing footsteps coming in your direction.

“We think it's an allergic reaction, but we don't have any epi-pen.” Maddie said, making space for the paramedics.

“You are right. Chimney, give her some epi.” Hen said, measuring her heart rate.

You got up, standing right beside Maddie and putting your hand on her shoulder for support. You both were worried about the girl. It took you a minute until you realized that Buck was in the same room as you.

You waited until the girl woke up, which didn't take long. Hen and Chimney explained to her what happened, and she agreed to go to the hospital to get checked. This was the perfect moment to try to hide from your boyfriend, but you weren't fast enough.

“Y/N?!” You heard your boyfriend say, just as you were trying to get away.

“Hi, Buck.” You said, turning to his direction. “How's your day going?”

“What the hell are you doing here? You should be at home!” He said, looking worriedly at you, holding your hands.

“I was just getting some things with Maddie!” You lied, looking at your friend, who agreed with her head.

“Why are you in uniform, then?” He asked, crossing his arms, staring at you. You could see Chimney and Eddie looking at Hen, who had a smug smile on her face.

“Pay up.” She said, looking as both of the firefighters picked up their wallets.

“Buck, I’m fine! I swear. And there’s lots of well trained people here to take care of me if something goes wrong. Maddie even helped me change my bandages!” You said, and your boyfriend looked at his sister, who gave him an awkward smile.

Buck looked at you hesitantly before tilting his head and biting the inside of his cheek.

“I guess I can’t make you go home, huh?” He said, smiling slightly and caressing your cheek with his thumb. “Look, please be careful, ok? Promise me that you will take any pain seriously. I don't want you getting any worse.” He smiled at you, kissing your lips.

“I promise, Buck.”

“And now that I know you're here, I want to hear your voice through the radio, ok?” You smiled, confirming with your head.

“I miss doing that.”

“Me too.”

“Ok, lovebirds, let's go. And I'm talking to you too, Chimney.” Hen said, startling Maddie and the firefighter.

“I gotta go, bae. I'll see you home.” Buck said, quickly kissing you before running through the door with the 118. “Love you!”

“Love you too!”

And just like that you spend the rest of your shift talking with your boyfriend through the radio.

Sometimes being stubborn pays off.

[bloopitynoot]

Reading SVSSS: Bonus- Chapter 24

For those who don't know, I am reading SVSSS for the first time and sharing my thoughts!

If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.

Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag bloopitynoot reads SVSSS. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read.

This was a two part-two tea read LOL. I started this chapter right before my union meeting with a vanilla chai tea and now i'm ending it after the meeting with a chamomile lavender tea.

I finally feel like i'm coming out of my sick haze and hoping these flowers will knock me out tonight.

Let's get into the saddest fucking chapter I have read in a while- Bonus 24:

Shen Jiu breaks my heart. I hate it so much that all of the kids that were trafficked were given numbers for names. Like these kids probably had actual names but no one knows them. p81

I totally forgot until now that Yue Qingyuan was also one of the kids. I can already tell this chapter is going to ruin me. My heart hurts at the roles they had to play to survive. Yue Qi being the protector, Shen Jiu making money. pp82-83

omg. Shiwa was a snot nose, but the child did not deserve that at all (his face sliced). Who the fuck is this "youthful master" p85

fuck it's Qiu Jianluo.

And he would deserve it! I too would "swear to fuck the qiu family graves a hundred and eighteen times" p86 Qiu Jianluo is vile.

I think it's actually worse that he's only 4 years older than shen jiu. They're both children at this point but one is sadistic as fuck. This guy is so horrible. p88

uuugh. Okay. Going back a page, I just clocked something that has me feeling sad things. The fact that the only things Shen Jiu can write are "seven" and "nine" (his and Yue Qi's names :(((((( )and only because he saw someone (presumably his traffickers) write them. p87 I cannot with this boys life. It is truly so awful.

omg. and the rationale Qiu Jianluo has for making shen jiu marry his sister "so she wouldn't need to leave" p88 and the way he does it by threatening shen jiu's life pretty much constantly

someone, many chapters back, said I would be upset with the extras involving Shen jiu and they are not wrong. This is deeply awful.

I also dislike Wu Yanzi; this guy is terrible too. Shen Jiu really is a bad luck and terrible people magnet. pp92-93

Bless. As awful and shameful as stabbing someone in the back is, good on shen jiu for saving Yue Qi and ending this fight! p93

Oh gosh. Shen jiu really needs some therapy. this guy holds so much darkness and resentment. Like shit; the hatred he has for Liu Qingge literally just for existing and having a good life. p95

So. What I don't understand is how no one thought it was odd that one day SQQ wakes up and is totally different. This man went from Brothel Rewards Card Holder to "I have never so much as looked at a woman in my life" like HOW did not one know. p97

Yue Qingyuan to Shen Qingqiu about Liu Qingge "If you extend him a single share of kindness, he'll return it two-fold" p98 and he truly did. transmigrated shen yuan saved this mans life one time and the bro sold him his soul twice over.

oh poor trauma baby. The reason why he (SQQ) doesn't sleep in the dorms/disciples quarters hurt. p100

The guilt that Yue Qingyuan carries is heavier than the Catholic Church. My god. I totally get why this guy is always doing the most for SQQ. pp102-203

Oh no. Yue Qingyuan was defo the person who was fighting for their life in the cave while qi deviating attempting to leave it. This one hurts :((( Shen Qingqiu doesn't even know and he is not wrong p108 I just want to hug Yue Qingyuan.

ah, okay. This chapter is the original Shen Jiu's timeline not the prequel to Shen yuan version. I got so confused when part 6 started talking about the water prison and Shen Qingqiu killing Liu Qingge. pp109-110

oof. It truly sucks when a character has had a rough go and is struggling but refuses to allow themselves to be redeemed in any way. Shen Jiu feels like that for me. It's so upsetting. pp112-113

This is so tragic. Literally two seconds after I read the part where Shen Jiu tells Yue Qingyuan to get lost and had that thought about him refusing to be redeemed this part happens, "I thought you weren't coming" p114 my HEART at Shen Jiu thinking Yue Qi would never come back but he did :( and Yue Qingyuan still feeling the guilt and burden of not doing it when they were young.

Well that was fucking awful

This chapter ruined my life. No thoughts, only sadness.

[writedreamlie]

Making a post to yell about A Glitch In Time as I read, tagged for spoilers, here we go:

- "And more importantly, to Nasty Burger after!" Bad omen, BAD OMEN

-"So. Do YOU like mayors?" I fuckin forgot they made Tucker the mayor that was so fucking stupid!!

- LOL FOR 48 HOURS

- Jack Fenton confirmed unable to even kick a man into space correctly

- Why. Why was Dan's thermos just sitting there out in the open where any emotional old man could knock it over, almost such a silly thing to do that it would have to have been intentional...

- Vlad "Tuxedo Mask but you didn't do anything" Plasmius

- lol bye

- "Do you have a childhood trauma you want to talk about?" Jazz, what the fuck kind of question is that.

- Jazz "Sailor Moon transformation" Fenton

- Hmmmm is a pollywog a baked good? *googles it* ....it'll do.

- "I am who I am" The dumbass I've loved for nigh 20 years, folks

- Plasmius hunched over an old ass computer I am fucking dying

- YIP YIP

- I fuckin love Jack and Maddie

- "Who else in town would have a portal?" Uh.

- "Sorry, not sorry!" And you shouldn't be!

- Why does Vlad's portal look like a portrait frame? Did it always look like that?

- Vlad deserves every bit of grief he's getting

- OH FUCK WHY DOES PLASMIUS HAVE PUPILS IN THIS PANEL NO THANK YOU

- Oh, Lance Thunder, you hero

- Jack Fenton also confirmed for indestructible

- OH FUCK HE TURNED HIS HEAD ALL THE WAY AROUND NOPE

- "I...see." 🥹

- Lol Jack forgetting he hates Vlad now. Old habits, you know?

- "Still has cupholders though!"

- Okay, that emerging from the flames panel is really badass

- S O N O O N E E L S E L E A V E S

- HOLD ON I NEED A MINUTE

- 😭😭😭😭

- 'kay I'm fine carry on

- My dude this one panel in particular why is Vlad such SHAPES like they wanted to make him muscles but also STICK LEGS

- "Ten out of ten plot twist!" Lol okay, you toot that horn of yours

- Someone tells Jazz she's right one (1) time and she's LOSING IT

- Well THAT sure leaves some room for sequels 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[kittyamore0]

‘kay we got a lot of Ethan being ghostface and all— but what if it was the other way around hm? Here’s the idea:

Reader is ghostface who is anonymous and neither detective Bailey, Quinn, or Ethan know who they are —

But reader is a lot more violent — so when Sam asks: “so who was the other one that attacked us?“ And they don’t know who she’s talking about until the reader appears as ghostface and they’re all surprised who’s under the mask.

Let me know if this makes any sense 😭

A/N: Ghostface reader...? SIGN ME TF UP A/N: Got a little confused because i was like, 'how is this going to work if none of them know who the reader is...' A/N: So Im thinking...WHAT ABOUT AN OG READER WHO WENT A LITTLE, YK, MAD? A/N: Reader is an OG who reveals themselves as ghostface and everyone is shocked because no one has seen them for years...YEA?? A/N: Btw, I forget some parts of the movie so i had to makeshift things and make them make sense but idk if i did a good job A/N: Ngl, i literally forgot half the lines they said in the movie too so i had to improvise

My Return...

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RATING: SFW

FANDOM/GENRE: Horror, Ghostface, scream 6

TAGS: @kittiescrownedsoul, @zspen

POV: 2nd person

WRITING STYLE: One-shot

READER: The scene that happened in the movie will change so much its a whole new lot just to fit the reader in (Im overexagerrating it but it changes a bit)

REMINDER: Do NOT transfer, translate, modify, copy or steal my ideas!

CW: Blood, mentions of attacking, knife, murders, murder attempts,guns, shooting, stabbing, swearing, spoilers for scream 6

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"Ethan, Bailey...?" Sam eyed the other masked figure. "Mindy...?" The figure shook their head and pulled the mask off of their face. "Quinn.." Tara shook her head. "You're dead though..." Quinn chuckled. "It was all an act!" Tara backed up into the nearby brick, feeling the brick be loose.

"You're all crazy..." Ethan shrugged. "We prefer the term psychotic," Sam shook her head. "It was you three...the subway, the apartment, that goddamn old building!" Quinn, Bailey, Ethan quirked an eyebrow. "What building?" Bailey asked while pointing his gun furhter into Sam's direction. "What..?" Bailey rolled his eyes. "What building, Sam?"

Quinn raised a finger. "Hold on. We never attacked them at the old building," Ethan nodded. "Then who..?"

"Surprise..."

Tara and Sam swiftly turned around to meet another Ghostface, one that felt...off.

"Who the hell are you?!" Quinn shouted. "Is that a way to treat someone who has more experience with Ghostface than you ever will?" Quinn scoffed. "Who. The. Fuck. Are. You?" She repeated.

"Well, if you insist..." The unknown Ghostface slowly took off their mask, revealing...you. "[Name?]" All of their eyes widened. You, an OG, who had gone through for much shit trying to survive from Ghostface becomes Ghostface itself?

They all sat there in silence. When finally processed, Ethan, and Quinn feel a burst of excitement coarse through their bodies, an OG...helping them?!

"So you've been helping them...?" Tara grip tightened on the brick. "Helping them? Oh, no, darlin'. Im just doing this for fun. Im quite tired of being the prey, so why not the predator?" Their excitement died down.

"All those years of running away from Ghostface, and being betrayed by others. I just thought, 'well why not reverse the cards for a bit,' hm?" You laughed. "And oh, how right i was. this has been fun!" You turned to the three other Ghostface. "You three make good Ghostface, but not as good as Billy, Stu, and the others."

Hearing that gave Ethan somewhat of a boost of confidence. "Where's Richie in that list?" Quinn asked. "Richie? Oh...he was the worst Ghostface Ive seen," you slowly spat, enjoying provoking them. "So pathetic," Sam starts and you watch her, amused.

"Thats not true," Bailey retorted. "Yea. Your son, he is a man-baby, let his girlfriend do all the killing..." Bailey had gotten even more furious by the second. "Shes right," Quinn pointed her knife at you. "You, you stay out of this!" You only snickered in response.

"He was a strong, feral young man!" Bailey's voice cracks. "He was a limp-dick little fuck, who cried before i slit his throat." Bailey was one second from pulling the trigger, but before that happened, Sam had ran over to your side, missing the bullet.

Tara charged at Quinn, hitting her face with a brick. She fell backwards. "Damn," you moved backwards. You smirked, before swiftly walking up behind Bailey, kicking him in the back so he fell. "What?! " You crouched down, grabbing the gun and tossing it Sam.

Ethan began chasing Tara, while Sam busied herself with Quinn. Tara was running from Ethan, climbing away from him. "I've always wanted to stick something in you, Tara!" Tara turns around while Ethan Sticks his knife up. "Fuck you!" Tara shouted. "Fuck you!" Ethan shouted back.

"Gotcha!" You hear Ethan catch up with Tara after a few minutes. She screams before shoving a knife down his throat, twisting it while a smile grin ghosted over he face. "You're dying a virgin," He screams in pain while eating that knife.

You pulled out your knife before stabbing Bailey in chest, over and over after keeping him down with your foot. Bailey put up a fight, tackling you while you tackled him back.

You heard a crash, only to see Ethans head under a TV. "Shit looks like that hurts..." QUinn screamed at the sight of her father and bother being murdered. SHe charges at Sam, who puoints the gun at Quinn. "Looks like your down another brother."

Quinn's body fails down, after being shot in the head by Sam. Sam turned around, to meet you, but by the time she did, you were gone. "where did they...?" Tara shrugged at Sam, both of them just standing in silence.

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[aromistic]

regarding my last post's tags (dungeon meshi spoiler screaming)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT IF I LOVED YOU SO MUCH I BROUGHT YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL!!!!!!!!

Until that point I thought "wow, marcille sure is intense abt falin. gay." but I thought it was Yuri Goggles just from seeing fanart.

And then. Marcille whips out "oh by the way I'm kind of a little freak and learned forbidden magic for fun." "Oh and also I'm going to revive my best friend and probable Obsession"

I love the dogged yuri devotion. I love you so much I'll never leave you. I love you so much nothing could keep me apart from you. Not even distance, not even death. fuck me UPPPPP

and I know this is a farcille post but when Laios comes up to her and holds her. I bawled. Siblings who love each other are so dear to me. And then Marcille wakes up and is immediately desperate to see Falin, and can't get to her fast enough. I bawled more. I LOVE THEMMMM

I wish I hadn't been spoiled for a couple of things beyond this point (already I knew they'd eventually reunited, and while I'd been spoiled for the necromancy I completely forgot until it started happening)

Yuri Necromancy is basically my brand at this point.... Show me a doomed pair and I'll give you a forbidden spellbook

[disappointingcabbage]

TDP Season 6 Episode 3 live reaction, spoilers under the cut

Oh shit I forgot Callum did dark magic last season, looks like that’s having some repercussions right about now

Wait maybe that’s why he’s having Aaravos dreams at a seemingly higher rate than everyone else who’s having them

“Are you sure it’ll hold us?” “Nope :D”

oh thank fuck Callum saved it, if that shadowpaw had died I would have been so sad

Oh yay ethari gets his friend back!!

Way to demonstrate the very real dangers of black ice I guess

Terry actually waited for Claudia (not surprising :( ) and Claudia actually came back???? (Very surprising, also :( because he deserves better)

Ough icy ghost ship

Callum and Rayla are The Autism Couple, I think

God damn it the number of times Callum is using the word “ship” in this monologue makes me think it’s gonna be a metaphor for fandom shipping

Oh damn Claudia is experiencing the Big Sad

Callum hearing Rayla crying and immediately assuming danger when she’s really crying over a book is amazing actually

Okay Claudia being nonverbal and needing Terry to do everything for her rn is giving autistic shutdown energy and I feel that on a spiritual level. I hope that her breakdown and subsequent shutdown leads to her deciding to tell aaravos to go fuck himself but for plot reasons I know that isn’t happening

Callum really said “no blanket sharing before marriage”

Harrow was a poet?

WAIT CALLUM BIO DAD LORE DROP????

Omg he has a name (Damien) and he was chronically ill and probably died of said illness (Callum didn’t explicitly say he was dead but I’m assuming)

lmao Rayla is the only person on this quest with common sense

Oh my god the animal companions embarked on a side quest to get them to cuddle that’s hilarious and adorable

Way to ruin the moment, Callum

Well, at least he’s being honest about his use of dark magic on the ship last season

Wait why is Claudia’s new haircut actually adorable

TERRY MADE HER A PROSTHETIC!! sir she does not deserve you

Awww Rayla’s more concerned for Callum’s safety than dark magic being wrong

“Choose not doing dark magic over saving me” *immediately gets into a situation in which this declaration might become horrifyingly relevant* good job, Rayla

It’s fine she’s ok

“If aaravos controls me again you have to kill me” Callum didn’t we have this conversation last season?

Rayla agreeing to it is kind of sad but not unexplected

Bro stop talking to Ezran like you’re praying to a god

YES EZRAN TELL HIM

I wonder when my recommended tags will stop being Magnus Protocol and start being tdp

[readyandnot]

I posted 88 times in 2022

That's 88 more posts than 2021!

70 posts created (80%)

18 posts reblogged (20%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@morgansplace

@friendlyfaded

@24-years-old-disaster

@kathsuhki

@themonotonysyndrome

I tagged 81 of my posts in 2022

Only 8% of my posts had no tags

#redacted asmr - 80 posts

#redacted gavin - 7 posts

#redacted audio - 6 posts

#redacted huxley - 5 posts

#readyrambles - 5 posts

#redacted damien - 5 posts

#redacted david - 5 posts

#redacted milo - 4 posts

#redacted lasko - 4 posts

#redacted asher - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 25 characters

#and i have too much power

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

samuel collins is perfection.

and a cowboy.

AND SEXY CAUSE OMG-

first off- the domestic relationship that has formed between these two is amazing. when you first see these two characters together they are seen as people who are not “fit” for that. because of both of their pasts but god they proved each other wrong and i’m so glad they did

darlin and sam’s relationship has really evolved beautifully, you see the walls coming down between the two and showing their true selves to each other, especially when they aren’t used to it. they make each other better and it’s beautiful to see

how they can go from teasing/giving each other shit to flirting and then being so sweet and sentimental. omg.

sam sounds a lot better, i love hearing about his day to day life and about skyside so that was nice :))

THE MENTIONS OF VINCENT AND LOVELY OMG

they are truly a found family. i always hc that lovely and darlin would become close before inversion and especially after. i LOVE the brotherly relationship between vincent and sam, they balance each other out and OMG THE PARALLELS WOW. “you make me ache” “it’s a gift” bruh. sam and lovely too <33 so sweet i’d love to see more interaction with these two!

sam giving thanks and praise to darlin :,)) omg they’re soulmates your honor. all the i love yous and whispers and sweet talk is so adorable.

there’s no more hbs :(( it’s over… i’m scared for july, lore wise, and i think a lot of people are as well. there’s a lot of possibilities so i guess we’ll have to see. i really wanna see an update on elliot and sunshine, they need to be safe.

NOW SPICY TIME-

literally omg SAM THE FUCKING MOANS

HIS MOANS WERE SO LOUD LIKE WHAT

the whispers literally killed me- i’m in my grave as we speak.

all the sayings he did like “fuck darlin” “oh my god almighty”

please- stop but also dont

THE BODY PRAISE OMG

the dirty talk was *chef’s kiss* hes so good at that omg

the stuff he SAYS like “every touch and curve” fuck.

he’s literally so hot, not fair.

WHILE I AM DISAPPOINTED WITH NO FEEDING HE MADE UP FOR IT FULL TIME

HIS COMPLIMENTS HIS MOANS HIS DIRTY TALK BRUH

his accent makes everything better istg, HIS GRUMBLES TOO WTF

he didn’t growl but he whispered and that ended me.

ugh in conclusion- samuel collins is hot and everyone would like to be fucked by him. that’s not up for discussion or debate.

63 notes - Posted June 29, 2022

#4

this made my night.

ELEMENTALS EARLY ACCESS LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

here’s my readyrambles :))

(spoilers under the cut)

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

I FORGOT ABOUT EA TONIGHT BUT OMG IT WAS A NEEDED SURPRISE

i’ve had two shitty days so this was definitely needed. thank you redacted. NOW- THOUGHT TIME

FIRST OF ALL- NEW ADDITION WITH THE LIGHTS AND WHOSE SPEAKING??? FUCKING BRILLIANT. IT’LL DEF HELP PEOPLE WHO ARE FIRST LISTENING TO THIS SERIES. LOVE IT.

NEXT- THUMBNAIL/TITLE/DESCRIPTION ALL AMAZING. HOIST THE COLORS WOOOO

okay okay- so, DAMS???? AS A NICKNAME??? SO FUCKING CUTE I LOVE IT- HUXLEY YOURE ADORABLE AND THANK YOU FOR THAT PET NAME

oh god he’s nervous- i would be too, it’s totally understandable.

“damien.” “i’m freaking out.” “can i hold your hand?” “yeah.” “talk me through it.” THAT JUST SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. THAT DIALOGUE ALONE.

“they are our friends, i know that. i know that they would just, just want us to be happy. i know they won’t care, i know they won’t judge us i know that. i know, i know all of those things.” DAMN RIGHT

“i don’t know why this is so scary for me, but it is.” that hits different.

DAMIEN HE KNOWS YOUR NOT ASHAMED OF THE RELATIONSHIP. YOURE NOT BROKEN DAMI.

“and anyone who has a problem with it can go fuck themselves for all i care” POP OFF

“i don’t know why it’s making me so nervous to do this.” damien you and i are the exact fucking same. BUT ITS UNDERSTANDABLE TO BE NERVOUS.

“you don’t owe anybody anything. and you don’t need some easy answers for why it makes you nervous to make that nervous feeling be valid, it is. even without an explanation. it’s okay to be scared, even though you don’t know why.” fucking hell i won’t cry i won’t cry i won’t cry-

“i want a reason. i want an explanation that i can give you because i, i don’t want you to think that i’m ashamed of us because i’m not-“ “i know damien. i know that, you don’t need a reason i know.” THERE IT IS- THERE IT FUCKING IS.

“it’s scary to open yourself up, even when you know it’s people you can trust.” TRUTH RIGHT THERE. HUXLEY ILY

IT IS ON YOUR TERMS HUXLEY YES.

“i’m here, no matter what damien. always, i’m right here.” fuck now i’m tearing up-

“i love you.” “i love you too.” AHHHHHHHHHHH GOD DAMMIT I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SO MUCH

DAMIENS SIGH OF RELIEF AFTER OMFG

“i’m gonna be scared if we wait an hour or a year, it���s just how i am” ME FUCKING TOO.

“i want to do this today. now. i already know the only thing that really matters, how we feel. and everything else is just background noise. so let’s do this.” YES DAMIENNNNN ILY

“you’re sure?” “kiss me?” GOD DAMMIT THIS IS TOO DAMN GOOD-

CUTE KISSES ENSUE- “i’m sure.” YES YES YES.

“i’ve got you.” “i know.” AND THEIR LAUGHS AFTER MY FUCKING GOD- this has already broken me in the best way possible.

THEIR BANTER ABOUT THE DRIVING LMAO I LOVE THEM-THEY FIT EACH OTHER SO WELL AND SO PERFECTLY. THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER.

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63 notes - Posted August 13, 2022

#3

holy fuck. here we go.

SAM/DARLIN THOUGHTS:

(spoilers under the cut)

first of all- COLOR CHANGE LOVE IT

second of all- THE TITLE MY FUCKING GOD

“vampire MATE” “MAKES YOU A PROMISE” 🥺

okay lowkey disappointed we didn’t have a call with david but no big deal lmao he’s mentioned anyway

“i already know what you’re thinking darlin” NO YOU DONT…

“like hell i don’t” okay fine maybe you do-

well fuck me sam knows darlin too well, love him for that <3

“hey. look at me, please.” GOD DAMMIT ALREADY???

SAAAAAM YOURE SO SOFT FOR NO REASON

I JUST LISTENED TO HIS BA THIS WEEK AND I KNEW HE WAS SOFT BUT FUCK ITS STILL EFFECTIVE

his breath of relief when darlin looks up at him. THATS GOTTA BE ANOTHER LEVEL OF TRUST. ESPECIALLY WITH THE FACT THAT MOST PEOPLE PROB STRUGGLE WITH FOR FEAR OF TRANCING-

and darlin looks up with no hesitation. i love these two omfg

“i know. and i’m not judging you for it. i get it, i feel it too.” and there’s my first hand up to the face.

“my first thought was to run up there and end this fucker too.” HE UNDERSTANDS. OF COURSE HE DOES HES SAM FOR GODS SAKES

“darlin you know that’s not what i’m saying.” HES SO STEADY AND CALM LIKE FUCK IF HE ISNT PERFECT FOR DARLIN-

“give me a second, please” the trust these two have for one another my fucking god

“they can bring him down now there’s enough heat for them to do something about it”

sam i get it and i want to believe that, but when had the department been quick about something besides the fl and vega situation? and he still isn’t caught after the breakout, neither is regulus. if i’m wrong then i’m wrong but it’s also not where i think the story might be heading so i’m having doubts that it’s just gonna end with quinn in custody. that’s too easy.

“when i had to stand in front of them and explain what he did to my progeny”- FRED AND BRIGHT OMFG

“it’s fucked up.”

what i love more about this is that sam truly understands the frustration first hand. he knows the suffering behind waiting and nothing being done. he can truly understand darlin and help them to the best of his abilities and not bullshit them. he literally tells them his thoughts about when he first heard and what he wants to do, but he knows what’s best and to stay calm.

“for once you don’t have to do it alone. so don’t do it alone” sam, you’re gonna fucking break me.

“i’m asking you to promise me something. promise me you will let the department try to handle all this” darlin better not break this promise istg-

DAVID AND ANSEL MENTION LETS GO

SWEETHEART MENTION LETS FUCKING GO SAM KNOWS THEYRE POWERFUL AF AND GREAT AT THEIR JOB

“hey, i’m not asking for this to be one sided though. if you promise me you’ll let them try without running off on your own, then i promise you, if he keeps at it, if he keeps hurting innocent people and they still haven’t gotten him, then you and i will hunt him down. together. and we’ll take that freak to task. no half measures. no holding back. we do whatever we have to, to bring him down. can you promise me that?”

“i promise” “okay, then that’s what we’ll do”

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68 notes - Posted August 6, 2022

#2

OMFG I GUESSED IT!!!!! I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN HOLY SHIT LETS GOOOOOOO

OMG ITS CANON TOO HOLY SHIT

i literally said it might be a new type of audio and it is holy shit i’m an actual seer

86 notes - Posted June 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

HEAR YE HEAR YE

I THINK DAVIDS PLAYLIST NAME HAS CHANGED-

LOOK! SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT CRAZY-

it literally says updated today wtf

IT USED TO BE TSUNDERE WEREWOLF RIGHT???

238 notes - Posted July 11, 2022

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[oxpogues4lifexo]

Keeping up with the Camerons

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Episode 2 of Keeping up with the Camerons is ready to watch now! https://TumblrTV.com

Join Ward today as he shows you what it’s like to live an average day on the island as the Kook King himself. Check it out now!

New episodes weekly!

Thank you @Bella_Bee for the photos!

Episode stars: @WardCameron @Bella_Bee @Johmbee

#keepingupwiththecamerons #cameron #outerbanks #northcarolina #realitytv #tumblrtv #hitshow #obx

johmbee @Papaj care to explain your little thing going on with @bella_bee

-> bella_bee Why am i getting tagged? Leave me out of this!

-> papaj says you! Fucking touching her up and shit bro get a life?

-> bella_bee jj?? There’s probably more going on between me and Rafe than either of you two. (And that’s saying something) Both of you get a life!

-> papaj we did watch the same episode right ma Rafe gotta fucking problem with you

-> johmbee I mean yeah he’s got a point 🤷‍♂️

-> bella_bee 🖕

bobheys I will say thank you for showing me on the episode but I can’t help but notice the way Ward and Rose speak about their children? I would never speak about Pope like that? I’d never speak TO Pope like that!

-> popeye your just a better father dad ��

juliannemarsh watched the first, watched the second and waiting for the third! Im enjoying seeing this way of living. Ward seems to hold a lot of responsibilities! I can’t wait to see the rest ❤️

melissakeys Do these kids watch these? Do they know how you speak about them? How you speak to each of them. The way you treat Rafe is unacceptable! And compared to Sarah, are you even his dad?

papaj @bella_bee @Rafe @Sarbear @wheezieee are you still alive? We need answers ASAP

-> kieee jj just leave them alone

-> papaj they aint answering kie it been like five mins?? maybe he killed them? It a possibility! ima gon message her

-> kieee oh my god I’m not even gonna bother

-> papaj she wont answer?? maybe callum came back and he’s like attacked her??

-> kieee okay jj im gonna say this once.. he’s not coming back. They made that very clear. And she’s probably with Rafe.

-> papaj he killed her??

-> kieee no one killed her jj!!

-> johmbee it’s a possibility 🤷‍♂️

-> popeye yeah there’s atleast a 50% chance one of them is dead. I mean they don’t even like each other anymore right? Wards turned full psycho remember

-> johmbee facts 🙂‍↕️

-> kieee guys can we NOT freak jj out anymore than he already is?? He trusts them with her as best he can 🤦🏽‍♀️

-> papaj @bella_bee

-> papaj @bella_bee

-> papaj @bella_bee

-> johmbee too late? 🤷‍♂️

-> papaj @bella_bee

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Episode 2 Here

Just a short one and rushed sorry! But forgot that the episodes happen prior to these posts so there’s some spoilers in there 🫣

No BTS yet but will be soon sorry 😖

Taglist: @viawritesstuff @mymelodylvr @rafeinterlude @cerya @aariahnaa @native2princess @b1mb0slvt

[kidlit-queen-competition]

oH FUCK i forgot the propaganda!

Raboneil:

shes a sexy genocidal crab MILF villain that created a new type of light through the power of violence and sapphic harmonising.

Okay so when she and Navani (another scientist) were working together on anti-light there was TOTALLY something going on as pretty much the entire Tumblr fandom and the navaniel tag can tell you Like they literally had to hum and harmonize to create the right sound for Warlight, and when Raboniel dies they fucking hold hands and harmonize one last time

(spoilers for Rhythm of War) Raboniel was so dedicated to killing all humans that she once developed a disease that should've genocided them but in the end it only killed 1 in 10. After torturing and being tortured on the hell planet for four thousand years she's tired, and just wants the war to end one way or another. The only thing that peaks her interest is 55-year old fabrial engineer Queen Navani, who is similarly willing to do anything, research anything, to help the humans win. Together, they make new music: the Rhythm of War.

Nastya Rasputina

She is canically gay and is the engineer of the starship. Who is sentient. And her girlfriend. Yes the starship is sentient and her girlfriend.

canonically wlw AND trans. is literally dating her sentient ship, Aurora (in both a romantic and sexual sense.) shes the last princess of Cyberia, which is pretty much just Sprussia (Space Russia) (her backstory is really just the Romanov massacre but make it cyberpunk).

She is an imortal space pirate. She's dating the spaceship (who's name is Aurora). She has mercury for blood. She has forced the mechanisms to go do quests because Aurora was sad. She has the most autistic swag of any charcter I have ever seen.

Canonically a lesbian and dating the sentient starship aurora!! Also immortal space pirate

Not only is she the engineer of a sentient spaceship, she's also in a romantic and sexual relationship with the ship!

Round 1 poll 28: Raboneil from The Stormlight Archives vs Nastya Rasputina from the Mechanisms

[albatris]

post-nanowrimo I usually do a "haha fun weird out-of-context quotes" compilation bc ATDAO lends itself to fun weird out-of-context quote compilations and while I COULD do that for Rental Car I already feel like the more obvious choice will be "compilation of Quinn being A Lot"

[uk07]

*Thinks about the antler cory thing* :he’d prolly use them to poke people - and It’d be a win win for him because he could add them onto his total height

[ackermonie]

like a hot dad

content: nsfw, long haired levi, breeding kink, daddy/mommy kink if u squint, dilf levi, post war canon

warnings: +18 content, mild manga spoilers, f!bodied reader.

wc: 1.5k~

tags: @motherfckerrr bc they commented ehe

a/n: i genuinely had no idea where this was going i just kept writing and somehow ended up with being h word for dilf long haired levi and idk how to take it back tysm

also pls reblog if u can!! i’m tryna gain back my old followers from my previous blog due to shadowban, so spreading the word could def help!! tysm either way<3

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do you think levi would grow his hair out post-war?

idk mahn but the vision of him with a short wolf-ish is really getting to me.

i feel like maybe he’d let it grow accidentally. with the healing process for his knee and the rest of his wounds i feel like he wouldn’t really care about his hair, and you’re totally in for it.

it’s a huge change. for years, you’re used to levi’s neat hair and infamous undercut, and you were 100% into it. but now as he finally lets you cut his hair for him instead of doing it himself, you kinda slowly fix it in a wolf cut and let it grow gradually.

you’d come up with excuses every time he asks you to cut his hair.

“i have so much to do around the house today, my love. maybe tomorrow?”

“oh, i’m on my period today. i can barely stand up.”

“oh! i forgot i have to go get stuff from the market! i’ll be meeting gabi and falco, i can’t be late, can i?”

once he gets frustrated with you, the raven silk was already down to his nape. it shaped his face beautifully, and once you caught him with a pair of scissors in the bathroom, your soul left your body.

“WAIT!” you dash to him, holding down the armed left hand. “you’re not left handed! you wanna ruin your hair??”

“shut up,” he rolls his eyes at you. “you’ve been putting me off for months. look how long it’s gotten!” he gestures with a hand to the mirror in front of you two. “i look hideous.”

you slip the scissors from his hands, and levi catches the little sly smile that slips on your face as you squeeze yourself between his body and the sink.

you watch the realization fall on his face while your hands slip in his hair.

“is this what i get for letting my guard down around you?”

“you look beautiful,” you tell him, love struck as you are, never missing the pink dust that rushes to his cheeks “everyone compliments you for it. you still wanna cut it off again?”

“i don’t give a shit about anyone else.” he grumbles and looks down between you both, leaning on his cane. “i don’t look representable.”

“you don’t have to look representable,” your tone lowers in sincerity. a thumb grazes the scar on the right side of his face. “you’re not a captain anymore, my love. you’re free to do whatever your heart pleases.”

he looks up at you, features blank, but you know well how your words are tossing and turning in his brain.

“besides,” your smile returns back to your face, and you pull him a little closer. “you look extremely hot.” a hand trails down to the hem of his shirt, your eyes following the movement, then you return your gaze back up to him. “like a hot dad.”

his eyebrows shoot up, playfulness making an appearance on the previous stoic features. “like a hot dad?”

“mmhm,” you affirm with a mock-nonchalant nod, and you slip away from him jjjuuust when he was about to pull you in. you look at him over your shoulder, mischief pure in your gaze. “i’ll go check on dinner for the guests coming tonight. feel free to join.”

only except that ten minutes later, the kitchen is completely empty and you two didn’t manage to make it past the living room. he was seated on the sofa, head throw back with his fucking hair framing his delicious expression like that, you swear you could cum untouched in your position between his legs as you get to work.

“like a hot dad, huh?” he mumbles, all breathless and shit once you were seated in his lap, his length stretching you perfectly. a hand reaches up to wipe away the remaining of his previous climax on the corner of your lips. you throw your head in the crook of his neck, the pleasure of your hips rolling skillfully against his hitting you bad. “you could’ve just asked, lovely. wanna make me a daddy?”

you manage a shaky nod when he begins to meet your hips halfway.

a hand trails up from your waist to garb your neck, squeezing deliciously as he pulls you away from his neck to take a good look at you. “words, my love.”

“yes,” you nod, eyes closed in bliss. one of your hands grab the wrist of the hand around your neck. “wan’ make y-you a…hhah… daddy.”

“fffuuck…” he groans out when you squeeze around him, letting himself gather enough strength before he throws you off of him and onto the sofa. when your thighs are squeezed together at the painful loss of contact, a palm falls on one of them, leaving a flushed mark in its wake.

“open wide, baby.” he grabs a hold of his cock while he holds the back of your opening thigh to keep the pair apart. the years upon years in the survey corps leave you as flexible as you can be, so when he presses your thigh back, your joints bend easily at his will. pumping himself a few times as he gazes at your glistening folds, another groan breaks out from deep in his chest.

“god, look at you.” he rolls his hips in, and you feel him slip through so pleasurably that you can’t hold back the loud whimper that escapes you.

because damn, how could you not from this view? this is a face of a determined, pussy-drunk man. sweat broke on his forehead, a few strands sticking to the skin while the rest of his hair falls around his face perfectly. you see a ting of pain on his features, and you scatter to try to change your position for a more comfortable one for him, but he is quickly pushing you back down to the couch, a hand falling to your lower abdomen.

the pressure he puts there makes you forget your own name, and it shows on the way your body shivers with bliss. his thrusts increase in velocity, the maddening roll of his hips against yours throwing you in a whole other dimension.

a hand reaches out to grab yours, and through the dizzying pleasure, you realize that levi is pressing your own hand to your abdomen underneath his.

“look how deep inside am i,” he grumbles, leaning down to press a kiss on your bouncing tits. you feel his length stroke in and out of you the more levi puts pressure on your hand. “taking me so well. always so well, baby.”

he takes control of your hand once more, feeling you squeeze familiarly around him, and he pushes your fingers through his hair. you yank on the strands immediately, pulling out a fucking growl out of the man as he leans down until your chests were touching, putting a bit of his body weight on you for support.

you latch onto him like a koala, the burn of your core muscles stretching as he pushes you in a mating press mixes well with your pleasure-high brain. levi kisses, licks, bites down on your neck to leave marks you’ll have trouble hiding later, but you don’t give a shit. you arch your neck more, letting out a long moan when he nips at a certain spot, the bliss turning you mad.

levi is breathless. his puffs of air fan your face when he brings his face on top of yours. a whimper escapes past his lips, his features twisted with pleasure uncontrollably, and you drown in the sounds he makes.

“wann’ make you a mommy too,” he mumbles, open lips landing on the corner of your lips. “wanna…hhah… fill you up. over,” he pauses, delivering an especially harsh thrust that you feel at your cervix. “and over again.”

“levi, i’m so—,”

your body begins to curl into him, eyes closing uncontrollably, and the poor man barely has any chance to ready himself for the way you tighten impossibly around him as you give him your first climax.

your body shivers and quivers, shaking as he overstimulates you chasing after his own pleasure. he leans back up, hands harshly grabbing your lips as he manages to pull you even deeper, and you tightness milk him.

it isn’t the first time he cums inside you, but this one sure hits different. after a few more thrusts that manage to abuse your cervix, levi stills stiffly with a strong groan, and you feel his warmth coat your walls .

he gives you a few more deep strokes as he leans down to kiss you deeply, making sure he fucks all his load deep enough.

his hips still once more, but you keep devouring his lips. weak moans are erupted from both of you as you two calm down gradually, before levi throws sway your attempts of calming down your still-raging arousal when he pulls away, leans up, and slowly pulls out of you.

and he watches the mixture of both your orgasams begin to pool out of you, and you watch as he takes two fingers to push everything back in. you shamelessly roll your hips against bis digits once more.

he looks up at you, fingers still engulfed, snd a smirk takes over his handsome features.

“one more time for good measures?”

[s0lar-ch3ri]

OH BOY i have so many thoughts on hair i made so many tags for it on your post about undersea and hair

one about chip:

and one for jay:

i have A LOT of thoughts on how hair works, some i forgot to cover, in the world of riptide! for this, im gonna have to go character by character (it also will be following the idea in the post i referenced also by you lol, idk what the hell to call you so for now just fellow fan fiction? sure). as always spoilers ahead and ill try to keep my writings within the eps youve seen so far lol

update i procrastinated this long enough that youve seen them all so nvm the second part of tjhe last sentence

addition thoughts for jay: i know she removes the pin when under cover because shes going in disguise but like. i have to talk about that. she wears it while sailing on the open seas. and she also carries her sisters badge. like shes so connected to the navy, yet she chose to be a pirate. at first it felt like the pin wasnt holding any hair out the way, but like in the more recent design she has, it holds back her bangs (which must be better for her vision and aim j bet), like she can put those ties behind her. shes still connected to them, but not as much as before. i also wanna bring up jays connections to failure! she probably is seen somewhat as a failure, by her family and by herself (also friends idfk). she failed to help ava. she failed to be a true pirate at first. she failed to stick to plan and keep being a spy. shes failed several times before, and im not even talking just in battle or to save or whatever! shes failed in inventions, talking to people, lying, you name it! yet, her hair is messy and down and long, and thats because she survived it. she survived the failures and its her way of winning. her wins outnumber her failures and she knows it, so she lets it down fully because shes more proud, and more free to fuck up things that arent shit.

thoughts with gill himself: gillions hair has never really changed. one may argue nobodys really has, but thats where your wrong! when in disguise, its only really later on that gillion does shit to his hair. YEAH TYING IT UP ISNT MUCH (jay) BUT LIKE. HE JUST DIDNT TOUCH THAT SHIT. including that disguise detail though, his disguises and shit are like very similar (we do not count jort storm here, he can go kiss chip again). villian, emo gillion, killion, all of them are very similar. hes also the only one to have used hair dye btw. yeah it was for emo gillion, and i think it wad like dripping out, but he still used it. would dying your hair be like showing some representing to how baytles were won or how they fell on it? interesting on how gillion chose black...OH ALSO THE CORALS WR GOTTA TALK ABOUT THEM! im thinking about how hats would mayter to hair in this jdea, and ik gills corals arent like a hat but like. its described like a crown. would some who didnt know treat it like hes some royal fuy? idk lol, just thinking. curious on why hed change his hair then...

thoughts with edyn: following the theory, edyns hair is very short. yeah, its absolutely from gillion, but he hadnt seen her for YEARS. hair grows after tike unless you cut it yourself. i wonder if edyn just kept cutting it everyday because she was so sorrowful over that failure.

thoughts with finn: the thing with fin is he has a pretty long beard. i bet you he may have been a damn god researcher, but he must have disappointed people when he left to go above. yet, he has such long hair, and its because he didnt regret it. and maybe gillion is confused by that, but we do have to note something: finn would know more undersea culture then gillion because gillion was sheltered badly by the elders. finn also knows more oversea wise because hes been there longer. yet, comparing the two, it looks like gillion has failed so many more times then the man who willingly left home and disobeyed their religious ideals.

thoughts with chip: chips new hair has a lot of similarites to people hes met. its wild and free like jays, he has a little braid like lizzie and/or ollie, its like how he changes with eceone he meets. this is also how hes choosing his hair to look, what with the undead thing now. SPEAKING OF THAT, THE BANDANA MUST BE SO INTERESTING FOR THIS! like, chip can make his hair any length with this, so its not off the list that he wouldnt make it longer or shorter. he can change how it looks, and with this it must mean it changes around meanings. if he chooses to have it shorter, its more meaningful because hes acknowledging that he fucked the hell up. theres also how like the hat is kinda big enough to hide some of his hair so its like hiding his failures and victories, hoorayyy!!!

hope you like this soap

anyways cause i love hair headcanons and minor pieces of symbolism in things like inherited appearance--

mae (may?) ferin has brown hair, but it's very curly.

jayson ferin has the fiery orange hair that's the signature of the ferins, but it's straight.

thinking about ava ferin having the same hair as her father, because she took after him and fit the role she was meant to. became a navy captain(?) and allat

thinking about jay ferin having her father's red hair, but her mother's curls because she doesn't fit the mold of being a ferin in the way her sister did. she's a pirate, first of all-- she never becomes the navy icon she was meant to, but she still has that lingering loyalty that comes from family. she's caught between her rebellion and her love for her family and i love how her alignment isn't black-and-white.

[m-jelly]

hiiiii soooo post war levi seggs pls 😣😣😣😣😣btw ur writing is amazing i’ve never seen anything like it

Aww, anon! Thank you <3 I think my writing is average, but thank you for being here, requesting and being so wonderful. You're all the reason why I keep writing. I write for you all.

Okay, time for post-war Levi sex.

My darling, my love, my everything.

Pairing: Levi x Reader

Genre and tags: Post-War Levi, canon universe, foreplay, sex, lovemaking, sweet, delicate, loving, caring, praising, aftercare, loving Levi, married life, unprotected (be safe everyone).

Concept: Levi wakes up on the right side of the bed in the morning. His knee isn't bothering him too much and he feels like he can take on the world. He follows you around all day and can't keep his hands to himself. You play along with your loving husband's touches as you do your house chores, but it's beginning to get you all hot and bothered. Levi pulls you over to the fireplace and lays you down on the soft fluffy mat, then shows you just how much he loves you and is glad he is alive.

The following contains post-war Levi, so spoilers.

This is also an 18+ request, so minors do not interact. Thank you

Levi woke up for the day and felt so refreshed. He glanced over to you and watched you as you left the bathroom with messy bed hair. He leaned upon his forearms causing the cover to slip down and show his muscles off. He smiled when you pulled off your nightdress revealing your naked body. "Good morning to me."

You looked back at your husband, then smiled. "Morning sweetheart." You pulled on your underwear for the day. "It's weird to wake up before you."

"It is, my love. So, you better say sorry and give me a kiss. You made me miss out on my morning snuggles."

You pulled on a long dress, then walked around to Levi's side of the bed and kissed him a few times. "Forgive me."

"I would if you got back into bed."

You hummed a laugh. "Someone's in a good mood today."

He sat up and smiled. "My knee doesn't hurt too bad."

"I'm glad you're not in much pain. You still need to take your meds though." You combed your hair as you spoke. "What do you want for breakfast?"

He hummed in thought. "You."

You laughed at how sweet Levi was. You slid over to him and gave him a kiss. "I'll get you some of that rice pudding I made yesterday."

Levi pouted a little when you left. He got out of bed, cleaned up and dressed for the day. He limped downstairs and saw you with your cute apron on cooking his food and making tea as you hummed a song. He moved closer to you as his fingers tingled. He wanted to touch you so badly.

You smiled as you spooned the rice into bowls. "I know you're there Levi."

He wrapped his arms around you. "How did you know?"

"I could just feel you there. I know my husband."

He pressed his chest against your back, then swayed with you. "You are the most beautiful woman in the whole fucking world, my darling."

You turned in his arms before cupping his face. "You're a cute one today, honey."

He kissed you with a happy moan. "Can I-."

You covered his mouth with your hand. "Breakfast and meds."

He sighed. "Fine."

"Don't pout so much, it's your favourite food."

Levi took his bowl from you. "But you're my favourite food."

"I know darling." You walked over to the table and sat. "I have a few things to do around the house, then we can play."

He flopped down into his seat with a huff, then pulled you onto his lap. "You eat sitting on me."

"I forgot." You kissed his forehead. "Sorry." You fed him his breakfast for a bit, then handed it back over to him. "No more feeding you, you can do it yourself. You have two hands."

He sighed. "One is holding you and the other is missing two fingers." He showed you his right hand. "They were our favourite pair." He put his hand between your legs. "No warm place for them." He lifted his hand up and wiggled the stumps. "They're very unhappy about it."

You lifted his left hand. "Oh look, a hand with all its fingers!" You squeezed his face. "Pretty sure there's an amazing tongue in here too."

He smirked. "There is and it really wants to taste your delicious cunt."

You snorted a laugh. "I told you, let me do my chores first."

He rested his chin on your shoulder. "I'm not pressuring you, am I?"

You shook your head and finished your tea. "I wanna screw you just as much as you want to screw me. I'm just a good girl who keeps it under wraps." You kissed Levi and let out a sigh through your nose. "I'm going to sort out your bird area."

He watched you get up. "I'll wash and clean."

"I appreciate it, but I do know you fucking love cleaning."

"It's a pleasure."

You walked outside and refilled the food for the birds, then you fixed one of the little platforms for them. You filled the birdbath as well. You paused a moment and enjoyed the birds fluttering around you. "Enjoy your baths little ones." You returned to the house, but couldn't see Levi in the kitchen area. "Levi?"

"Living room!"

You frowned a little, then followed his voice into the living room to see he'd lit the fireplace. He was sat on the mat on the floor with drinks and strawberries. "What's all this?"

He blushed a little. "Romance?"

You hummed a laugh. "Well, I'm impressed. Let me slip into something far more comfortable."

Levi perked up. "O-Oh, okay." He sat there a little flustered when you left, then he realised he needed to do the same. He untucked his shirt, pulled off his belt, slippers and socks. He got comfy and sighed. He looked up when he heard you come back and felt his heart flutter. "Fuck."

You flattened your short lacy and silk nightdress down. "I bought it new the other day. You had a bad knee day that night, so I haven't worn it. Now you're okay, so I thought I'd wear it." You walked over to him. You knelt on the mat. "The design is from another land." You blushed and felt nervous. "Do you like it?"

He nodded as he looked you over. "You're so fucking stunning."

"Thank you." You blushed as you smiled. "I'm glad you like it."

He lightly touched it. "So soft."

You cupped the back of Levi's neck. "I love you, Levi. I love you more than anything in this world."

He chased your lips, but you were slowly lying back. He purred at you, then finally captured your lips and lay down with you. He smiled when your legs parted for him. His tongue moved with yours, he loved how sweet you tasted from the rice pudding you had this morning.

He pushed his hand down into your underwear, then stopped. He pulled back from you and stared at his right hand. "Tch, shit."

You cupped his face and soothed him by rubbing your thumb against his cheek. "It's okay."

He sighed and looked sad. "It's embarrassing."

"I think it's sweet." You took his right hand and kissed the stumps. "I love you."

He smiled. "I love you. I love you so much." He kissed you, then slowly kissed down your body. He glanced up at you. "Bum up." He smiled when you did as he asked. He pulled your underwear off and dropped them to the side. "So beautiful."

He slipped your legs over his shoulders and sucked at your thigh causing the fire inside you to burn more. He glanced up at you, then kissed closer to your clit. He gave you one long lick and moaned sending vibrations through you. He smiled at your little moan. He parted your legs more, then dove at you. He moved his tongue against your clit as if it was the best fucking sweet he'd ever had in his mouth.

When he felt he’d eased you softly into pleasure, he sucked and licked your clit more. Levi ran his hand up and down your thigh, then massaged your skin hard where you were sensitive. He hummed in delight, then moved one hand down and pushed two fingers deep inside you. He pressed and moved his fingers against your g-spot.

You arched your back a little as you felt a strong buzzing pleasure. You reached behind your and grabbed the mat and squeezed hard. You rocked your hips to Levi’s actions and felt incredible. His tongue moved so perfectly against your clit and his fingers were so wonderfully long. You could feel the scars on his lips, only adding to the mix of bliss. You moved your hips away as the pleasure got too much for you to take. Your body shook as your coil tightened.

You clamped your thighs around Levi’s head and gasped in happiness as you felt the pop, then the warm pleasure run through your body. You dragged your arms down as your skin felt sensitive. You panted, then released Levi’s head from the grip of your thighs. You looked down at him, then watched him lick his fingers clean as he kept eye contact with you. He always made a little show of how much he loved eating you.

You giggled at him. "You really love doing that, huh?"

He nodded. "If I could live between your legs, I would."

"That'd be a shame because then we couldn't kiss."

He hummed in thought. "I do like the kissing and your pretty face. I guess I can't live there."

You dragged your dress up slowly. "You going to show me love now?"

He smirked at you. "Yes." He knelt up and pulled his shirt off. "Always."

You admired the muscles on his body and felt pride in his scars from battles. "You're amazing Levi."

"Thank you." He slipped off his trousers and boxers. "Keep the dress on. You bought it new and we should enjoy it more."

You nibbled your lip. "Yes, Levi."

He knelt between your legs as his cock twitched in excitement. He wrapped your legs around him, then pressed into your pussy making you both moan. He looped your legs over his arms, then held your waist as slammed his cock into you. He leaned over you panting as he watched your chest bounce and boobs peak out your nightdress a little.

He growled at you as he adored you. He loved everything about you and thought you looked perfect under him right now. You’d warn things for him before, but he’d never asked for it, it was always you wearing something for him, as cute fun. You were always surprising him in some sort of way, and he loved it.

You grabbed Levi’s thighs as he kept moving. You cried out in pleasure. "Levi!" you leaned your head back. "Fuck, Levi."

You were mush under him, and you didn’t know what to do. The man had complete control over your body, and you loved it. You looked up at him, your eyes glazed with pleasure. You loved how good he looked over you, his muscles and scar standing out with pride. His dark hair hung in his eyes framing his perfect face. The best part of Levi in moment’s like this were his eyes, the way he looked at you with pure adoration and love.

You loved his steel blue eyes, how they watched you all the time and admired you. His little pants and moans were perfect too. He said your name so perfectly and sweetly, like it was a song for him to be sung for the rest of his life.

You smiled and squeezed his thigh. "Levi. You feel so good."

He grunted when your pussy walls clenched his cock. "Shit, your so perfect, brat."

Levi moved your legs up a bit, then angled his hips so he kept hitting your g-spot. He saw you wiggled and whine, you couldn’t hold on any longer. You squeezed around him in delight, then threw your head back and panted as you tried to focus. You dug your nails into Levi’s skin as the coil tightened within you, it was so wound up you knew the pleasure and orgasm would be intense. You squeezed your toes and tightened your body up, then relaxed as a rush of pleasure fired through every inch of you. You smiled and panted as with every beat of your heart; the pleasure pumped through you.

You let go of Levi’s thighs, then relaxed against the floor as Levi slowed down a little. He wanted to admire the afterglow on you of pure pleasure. You just looked so beautiful to him in every way.

Levi sighed as he said your name. "You look so beautiful. My darling wife." He leaned over and kissed you. "My sweet good wife."

Levi panted, then held your hips and lifted you more. You squeaked as your bum and lower back left the floor, only part of your upper back, shoulders and head touched the floor. You used your arms to support you.

You panted and smiled at Levi, then did your best to roll your hips. "Careful of your knee honey."

Levi smiled at you, then squeezed your hips and rocked and grinded into you. "I'll be careful." He grunted as he felt his cock slide hard against your pussy walls. "Good girl, your so good."

You panted and moaned; your body felt so incredible. The grinding was perfect, it just made you feel like you were on cloud nine. You bit your lip and squeezed your toes as you kept moving. Your nails dragged across the floor, you hoped you wouldn’t mark it. You leaned your head back, closed your eyes as you whimpered and cried in delight. You opened your eyes and looked at your room from upside down a little. You looked to Levi and smiled at him. He was going insane with pleasure, you looked so perfect to him. He loved how you looked, how you moaned and bit your lip so seductively at him. You were perfect in every way, he just loved this so much and being with you.

Levi moaned your name. "That's it brat, that's my good girl."

He lifted your hips up more, so your shoulders were just on the floor. You gasped, then moved your arms to support yourself a little bit. You couldn’t do much now, you were at Levi’s mercy and he loved it. He loved touching you, kissing you and biting you. He loved how your body curved in all the right places. He loved how cute you looked always, or the little noises you made.

You cried out as Levi pumped his cock hard and fast into your pussy. You closed your eyes tightly, your body moving so much across the floor. You whimpered and moaned in delight as the coil within you tightened up. You didn’t know how much you could take; it was perfect in every way. You wiggled under him to get away, your body was fighting the pleasure, but Levi held you strongly not letting you get away from the pure pleasure he was giving you. You reached for Levi to get him to slow, but you couldn’t grab him. You cried out and moaned as you felt your coil snap, then euphoria rush through your body making you shake. You flopped in Levi’s arms, you couldn’t hold on any longer and your whole being, and body was just jelly. You whimpered and mewled at Levi because you needed loved and intimacy from Levi now. You wanted him to hold you, kiss you, love you in everyway you knew he could. You needed him badly. You needed him to give you his affection.

Almost like Levi could read your mind, he gently lay you on your back on the floor. He crawled over you and pressed his whole weight against you, his body pressed tightly against yours. He played with your hair and kissed you. “I'm sorry, I went a bit too hard. Are you okay?”

You nodded and hummed. “Y-Yes.”

“You sure?”

You smiled and wrapped your arms around Levi. “I’m okay.”

He smiled at you making your heart hammer. “Really?”

You gulped and played with his hair. “Yes. Please Levi. Now make love to me. Fill me to the brim with your cum.”

He moaned at your words. "You going to take it all for me?"

You nodded. "Yes."

"Good brat."

He smiled and captured your lips, then he rocked nice and slow against you. You hummed and gripped Levi as he moved, your body fluttering in happiness. Levi loved this position the most, which is why he usually left it as the last position. It was the chance for him to love and adore you, to feel you against him, to remind himself that you were his and his alone, that you were here in his arms now and forever. He could kiss you over and over again and you did like kissing him a lot.

You ran your fingers down Levi’s back, then massaged his muscle. Levi purred at your touch. He pulled from your lips, then kissed your face all over. He nipped and sucked your neck making you hum and moan in delight, he was just so sweet and kind in his touches. You couldn’t believe that this man had killed titans and people, yet he was so soft with you. It made you think that maybe, he could be very gentle with a baby, so the two of you could have a family.

Levi tangled his fingers in your hair, his other arm around you so he could hold you. "I love you so much." He moaned your name. "I love you. You're my perfect wife." He sighed. "You feel so good, so fucking good." He hummed. "My good brat."

You arched your back a little. "Levi. I love you." You smiled as he pressed his cock in deep at your words. "You feel so good. I love you, all of you."

You carefully wrapped your legs around Levi, then rocked with him nice and slow. You panted and hummed, your back arching as Levi;s body rubbed against your clit. You turned your head, then nipped Levi’s neck making him growl at you. You licked his skin, then nipped down so you could leave a mark, you knew he loved it when you marked him, and he loved marking you. You bit and sucked hard onto his neck to make a mark.

You hummed as you felt your coil tighten again, you didn’t know if you could last any longer. Levi was also near his end. He was moving as much as he couldn’t hold on for too long, the pleasure was just too much. He gripped hold of you more and growled at you. You pushed your hand down Levi’s back, then you squeezed his bum tightly in your hand making him ram his cock into you. You both moaned and panted together as you chased your orgasms.

You cupped the side of Levi’s face and brought him to look at you. "I love you so much."

He panted and looked at you with such adoration and love. "I love you always."

You kissed him, then he nipped your lip and deepened the kiss. He moved his hand from your back, then pushed it down between the two of you. He played with your clit, your body shaking in delight. Your pussy clenched around Levi's cock making him groan. He moved as hard as fast as he could, your coil wound up so tight, you were just begging for it to snap. You dug your nails into Levi’s back, then moaned into the kiss as you felt pure pleasure surge through you.

Levi slammed his hands on the floor either side of your head, he cried your name and whimpered as he kept moving. He panted above you and moaned your name as your pussy walls spasmed around him from your orgasm. He opened his mouth as his orgasm hit him hard. He slammed his cock into you as deep as possible as he pumped his cum into you and filling you as promised. He bucked a few times to fuck it into you, then he relaxed.

Levi panted and smiled down at you as you smiled back. He hummed and played with your hair. “I love you.”

You giggled. “I love you too.”

He pulled his cock from your pussy making you both moan. He flopped onto his back, then pulled you onto him. He rubbed your back as he kissed your forehead a few times. "I made a mess."

You hummed and rubbed his chest. "A big one."

He blushed. "I need to clean."

"I don't feel it coming out. It's all inside."

He blushed harder. "Tch, how can you say shit like that so easily?"

You leaned up and looked down at him. "Your cum is inside me and I'm holding onto it well so there is no mess."

He covered his face with his hands making you laugh. "Tch, damn it brat."

You straddled him and sat up. You hummed, then rolled your hips against him. "You know what would solve this issue?"

He peeked at you. "More sex?"

You nodded. "Yes, but also strawberries." You nodded to them. "Feed me one."

He sat up, then fed you a strawberry. He smiled at the juice running down your chin. He licked it up, then kissed you. He hummed in delight at the taste. "Messy brat."

"I am."

He hugged you tightly. "I need to clean. I'm sorry."

You played with his hair. "I've been with you long enough to know your routine. Go so we can do our cuddles."

He lay you down. "Yes, my love."

You giggled as he limped away fast. You stretched and yawned, then helped yourself to more strawberries. You smiled when your dashing and very naked husband returned. "Hey handsome, come here often?"

He sat down, then pulled his boxers on and lay a blanket over you both as he spoke. "Cum often? Why yes, in you."

You smirked. "I like it when you're so confident."

He wrapped you up in his arms, then pulled you to lie down with him. "You make me confident."

"Good." You played with his right hand as you used his right arm as a pillow. "I'm glad you survived."

"Me too." He kissed your forehead. "If I died, I would have haunted your sexy ass and scare off any men who wanted you and watch you take a bath."

You laughed. "A scary perverted ghost huh? Seems about right."

He smiled. "Joking aside, I'm glad I lived too because I get to live the rest of my life with you and start a family."

You smiled at him. "I'm looking forward to starting one."

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Watching the Rise of the Titans movie and I'll be documenting all of my thoughts/reactions here. [Spoiler Warning]

So instead of reblogging every new update, I'm just going to have this post up on my phone as I watch and type my reactions in a bullet list format.

Nari's human disguise is so cute. As someone who does have a cottagecore aesthetic, I want to cosplay her so bad

Are Skrael and/or Belroc non-binary coded? Regardless, I'm also obsessed and I want to fuck Skrael and be Belroc.

STEVE CARING ABOUT JIM BEING HURT YESSSS!!! My god his redemption has probably been one of the greatest there is because he doesn't just suddenly go from being a bully to a completely good person. You can see the gradual shift in learning better throughout the shows which is awesome.

IN NEW YOOOOOOORRRRRRRK!!!!!! CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

The mugshot montage reminded me of season 1 of trollhunters when toby and Jim were arrested at the museum.

STRICKLER PUT A RING ON IT??? HE'S THE ONLY DILF IVE EVER ACTUALLY AGREED WAS HOT WYM I CAN'T HAVE HIM??? well I'm still really happy about his arc over the series probably one of my favorite character growths.

Eli my guy got his growth spurt!!! As an 18 year old who is still 5'0", I'm happy but envious for him

So I went into this movie without watching any trailers or promo, but I doubt anything could have prepared me for the existence of mpreg. In fact, I wasn't going to document my reactions until I saw that.

NAMURA!!!!!!!!! MY BELOVED!!!!!! I CAN STILL THIRST FOR YOU WITHOUT GUILT

The coach teacher just called the kids zoomers so I have to dock one point from my final rating just because of that. Unforgivable

Those husky animation models suck lmao

Oh fuck the titans got power ranger zords!!

God why did they include the mpreg??? This movie would have been perfect without it.... After that plot point being revisited only one time I'm already beyond done with it

Like it's bringing me back to the v*ltron days where they're was a suspiciously high amount of klance omegaverse and mpreg fics and art created and it physically hurts because Steve and Keith's voice actor is the same person meaning this is especially cursed to me since I was unfortunately in the v*ltron fandom and remember all of that

But like on another note, how old are these characters again??? I haven't checked any wikis because of spoilers but is Steve an adult??? I know aja might be technically a lot older than 18 because alien but is whatever age she is equivalent to an adult as far as emotionally and physically in Akaridion development??? IS THIS A TEEN (M)PREGNANCY IN A KIDS SHOW????

Like bruh I saw a singular post on here before going into the movie that was like "rott spoilers without context" and there was a pregnant belly but I was absolutely not expecting the actual context of it. I'll find the post after I finish and edit this post to tag the creator right here: @makoden

This entire post is just gonna be me ranting about mpreg huh

Anyway I love the whole roundtable allusion to the legends of king arthur (not the toa version but the one he's based off)

THERE'S 3 TO 5 BABIES????? I need to take a break bruh this is just too much

Alright I've taken a 30 minute break got some food and did some things i love (decompressed by tactile stimming with some owl plushies and watched some videos on my favorite owl, Garu. He lives in Japan with his owner and is a domesticated eagle owl who basically just acts like a sky cat. If anyone else needs some eye bleach, here is their YouTube channel)

Blinky and ARRRGHHH!!! saying their "if one of us doesn't make it" talk my god one of them is going to die I can see it and I will be utterly crushed. Jim can't lose another father figure and Toby can't lose his wingman again I will riot if this happens

On a similar but unrelated to the movie note, can we just talk about how toa started with Jim having 0 dads and (if strickler and blinky live to the end) will end with 2 dads? Like I just really feel happy for him that he has two dads who actually figured out how to put the past behind them to not have any infighting between them so that both of them are healthy father figures. Jim has already been through literal hell and back losing his actual humanity in the process so if he loses one of them, I'm going to be really pissed because at this point, this is just Jim torture porn. Y'all know how as SpongeBob SquarePants went on, the show just became Squidward torture porn? It's starting to feel that way for toa and I really hope they cut the shit by the ending

Jlaire is such a good ship but like I feel like it's too perfect they never disagree with each other

YESSSSSSS Someone finally doesn't treat toby like a fat waste of space who messes stuff up!!! I think out of all the characters that would have been most deserving of a rewrite, it's Toby. Sometimes I just feel he's only comic relief and any heartfelt moments he's had in the series was also born of stupidity (ie his flour baby project being unharmed was seen by him as divine intervention from his parents but was actually just Eli and Steve behind the scenes).

Ohhhhh yesssssss Archie's father!!! I was hoping I'd see him again because we got so little of him last

Ooooooooooh Asian trollmarket!!!!!

Oh never mind slavery trollmarket

Bruh titanic camelot

I feel like we're not seeing enough of the villains because I completely forgot about the power ranger zord things

NAMORA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LAST CRUSHHHH

STRICKLER NO NOT YOU TOO PLEASE

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ONLY TWO CHARACTERS I SIMP FOR ON THIS SHOW DIED WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF EACH OTHER

THAT WHOLE ASS RANT I WROTE IS COMING TRUE FUCK THIS MOVIE THIS SERIES IS JUST JIM TORTURE PORN

WAIT JIM'S SPERM DONOR INFO?

Oh thank God I don't want to know anything about that person

For the record, I call that man Jim's sperm donor because he has no business being called a father to him. All he did was donate some swimmers to the creation of him and give him abandonment issues

Oh another blind troll elder???? This fucker is just if vendel was a bad guy

Bruh I was grieving

PACIFIC RIM WITH GUN ROBOT VEX AND THE BELROCZORD? I've never seen that movie but I know the reference

Bruh Blinky doesn't read horoscopes? Does he realize conspiracy theories are just the manly version of horoscopes?

NO DON'T KILL VEX STOP KO-ING FOUND FAMILY MEMBERS

Oh thank God he's okay

NO NOT ARCHIE AND CHARLEMAGNE OH MY GOD

oh never mind they're just gonna coup de tat I believe in them :))

But I want to see him again

But I'm glad to see vex

Yay they're in arcadia!

But yeah I wondered why the trolls and Merlin didn't keep the whole "daylight doesn't hurt trolls" feature from the eternal night but now Guillermo del Toro I see you were playing the long con in that just to kill my girl Namora :(((

Oooooh I love the animation of the Narizord over Chihuahua!! It looks very good and realistic (if only they could have put some of that into those huskies from before smh)

Bruh the character designs of the arcane order are so good I want to be them

Nari making sure the Skraelzord doesn't crush the bus

DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE

Bruh I'm just glad we finally have an answer on why arcadia had everything going on as opposed to literally anywhere else!! I always found that as a weird coincidence for plot convince.

BRUH WERE BACK TO THE MPREG IM SO JEALOUS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS GRIEVING THE LOSS OF MY LOVELIES.

Oh that's real convenient that the ninth configuration meant all of them. Way to not decide which character gets more attention. Though it probably was a smart way to not have any infighting in the fandom between each character's stan group.

Bruh I just realized where is Barbera did they just ditch her on the Camelot ship???

And where are the other trolls that migrated at the end of trollhunters s3? They said something about new jersey but obviously Jim and the other main characters got on Camelot instead.... This feels like a plot hole

And we never learned the process of how changelings are made and bonded to humans and stuff. We just know it's super painful but I'm curious ffs!!!!

THE DONT THINK BECOME HERO SPEECH ALL SAID TOGETHER!!!

BRUH THEY REALLY HAD TO SHOW HIM GIVING BIRTH??????? WAS THAT AN ABSOLUTE MUST??????

Plus the main audience for this series is little children (the rating for the movie is literally TV-Y7) so even though my adult ass is not in the target audience, I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD MPREG AND ANAL BIRTH WOULD BE AN IMPORTANT THING TO 7 YEAR OLDS???? THIS IS A LITERAL FETISH HIDDEN IN KIDS CONTENT ITS ELSAGATE ALL OVER AGAIN Y'ALL 😭😭😭😭😭

Though it's probably hypocritical of me to think fetishes don't belong in kids tv when I've openly admitted to thirsting for strickler and namora

HUZZAH

NEW AMULET WAZ GOOD????

STAB THAT BITCH JIM

WAIT NO I SAID STAB NOT GET STABBED

Alright good job just missed the directions at first but you fixed it

SEVEN KIDS?????????

T O B Y ????????????

W A I T NO

N O

IS HE ACTUALLY

OH MY GOD THERE'S HOPE

NO THERE ISN'T

F U C K THIS SHIT THEY REALLY JUST HAD HIM TO BE BULLIED THEN KILLED

Y'ALL IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS NEVER HAPPENS

I NEVER ACTUALLY GET SO EMOTIONAL OVER MEDIA THAT I CRY IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE AT THE END OF VOLTRON BUT AHHHHHHHH

W A I T

HE'S GONNA BE BROUGHT BACK?????

HOLD UP THEY'RE JUST GONNA BRING ALL THOSE DEAD PEOPLE BACK??????

WAIT IS HE

BLINKY CALLED HIM A SON

HOLD ON IS THIS GOING TO BE A CLIFFHANGER???????????

BRUH THEY REALLY JUST CAN'T END THE SERIES WITHOUT CLIFFHANGERS like there's always an open ending

TROLLHUNTER TOBY????? You know what forget the whole rants I had on how toby was written they just redeemed it all

And that's all! I'd rate it a 6.5/10 because it's definitely the weakest of all the sequels but still had amazing animation and some good plot points. It's just really hard to look over the bad stuff enough to rate it any higher.