#oh fucccck it be so good

[psych0ruinz]

imagine if you could sustain your body on your own dead skin and scabs. fuuuuck. eating bits of skin and drinking water. also imagine blood not being toxic....

[triguuuun]

Cosplay update!! Here’s how it’s going!

I’m going to be using the dark red fabric in the first one :3 (yes im doing this on my bed don’t judge me) I still have a lot to do but I’m getting closer and closer to finishing this!!!

[soft-subby-strawberry]

Does this cissie set of holes serve submissive trans girls too? Asking for myself, obv 💜💜💜

Hi!! New fresh meat 🥩💦 Especially one who isn't afraid to show their face.

Despite being a submissive cis lesbian, I think I can definitely work with sub-trans girls. I can push you gently on the bed, sit on your face, bucking my cunt into your mouth while I suck your cock. I can have you shyly fucking me, my thick legs spread open. As you slide your cock in and out of me. I would talk you through it softly.

"Oh, fucccck.. Just like that baby ow~ No no... it's okay that was a good sound.. just fuck- uck don't stop. Look at that.. you're stretching me so wide.. such a good girl for me..~"

Even though I prefer doms, I can work with a sub in this sense. I just hate the idea of strapping someone else or eating/fingering holes.

[tea-is-at-8-pm]

Estaba dibujando cosas... Somebody take the Ai character of Jack away from me! It's just so easy make a self insert... And that's how it started, sorry.

Funny fact. In my notebook, both have their mouths at the same height. This is how they touch each other when I close the notebook. Oh my goodness, in so fuccccking cringe.

[seacollectsrivers]

HI OFMD LIVE REACTION NOTES INCOMING

EPISODE NINE LEGGO

"Act of Grace" -> "A Mercy" prob not connected but hhhh terror brain go brrrr

rest under the read more!

The opening flag is the same one as in ep 1, and it is being TREAD ON by NAVY >:((

I love the Revenge crew sm jkfhgk

GHOST. HAUNTING. IMMEDIATELY.

O fuck i man of course they are but i didn't realise they were still on board Stede's ship. Shifting of power, of roles.

SWEETIE. BABE. I LOVE THEIR LOVE.

I'm so curious about Frenchie hahaha what's his story!! He's been in service, he's way more superstitious than any of the others, he's "born for this kind of espionage". What's up!!

Are they gonna. Are they gonna do some fuckery. Art of fuckery!!!!

Frenchie hhhh i love you but oh my god.

FANFICTION

oh no stede…… oh nooooo

BUT also 👀 The story is true, the story is untrue!!

true love is taking the fall for the other's crime

yeah why WOULD he lie, hm, STEDE

i'm dying i'm dead

i hate these gay bitches (i dont)

the flashbacks without any sound that only last for a second or so are so good. they did it in earlier episodes too.

IZZY IS THERE. OH MY GOD??????

The way they've placed themselves is very good and ofc reminiscent of actual court. Judge/navy high up, pirates/accused way low

i see their hostage 👀

oh no izzy…….. :(((( not captain hands……. friend of the crown???? i'm so worried about himmmmmm

not the fucking wave fhgjkdjfkh WITH THE GLOVED HAND TOO i'll die

"he gave us up" yeah he did :(((

aw stede. you did Mary dirty but you don't deserve death, babe

PUNCH YEAH OKAY

LOYALTY TO YOUR CAPTAIN

the way the crew cover their eyes :((

"destroy yourself"

HUMANE WAY see i'm hmmm. thoughts. about izzy and how he never like…. kills stede. despite the multiple opportunities.

AAAH they're going for privateer Stede NOW omg

oh shit!! real pirates, he's from my world, rigidity of class, head full!!

Lucius ;__; <3

oooh my god the plant has GROWN!! it's a real plant! symbolism!

They love him!! the crew loves stede!! heart full!!

fucccck me ok so. izzy did this so ed wouldnt destroy himself. and he seriously i guess couldnt see how much stede means to ed now, so he completely overlooked this possibility: a destruction of blackbeard through legality.

lmaoooo the law works as intended and admiral is big mad.

"ten human years?"

"you really don't have to do this" "yeah i know i don't" hello they love each other!!

idk you wrought this a bit, izzy

oh an X!

oh noo. back in society = losing all his individuality.

OH WORM. STEDE IS A GHOST.

OH NO HDFHKH BEARD

aaaaaah the losing of identityyyyyy. stede is a ghost blackbeard has literally lost his beard.

i do love how resigned ed is. not even resigned, he's right down accepting. this is his retirement.

izzy jesus christ jfghkghgkjh

not izzy's revenge 😭

STEDE MAKES ED HAPPY

at this point i let out a noise so concerning my cat came in to check on me :)

if stede blows this i'm gonna. explode.

he didn't blow it he said THE ONLY THING i'm still gonna explode :)

NOW he wants to escape aaaaaaaAAAA

TWO LIVES. MAKE THEIR OWN LIFE.

Olu it's you :)

hhhh why do so many stories go this route. please ofmd show how bad of a choice "the only good captain hates being a captain" is

they cut to the crew and i'm normal and then they cut to the Boys and i keep REMEMBERING aaaaaaaaaa

i feel like. this isn't gonna go well. :(

i. dont. like. this.

o fuck

is this not the same path where Stede first fought Izzy, for the hostages? probably just that they don't have THAT many locations but 👀

"Stede Bonnet is not a human" yeah he's a GHOST

"to ruin" for LOVE

!!! IS IT JIM!!!!!!

OH I MISUNDERSTOOD damn dude just tripped okay

oh noooooooooooooooooooo fuck

wow, well presumptious Ed. i get that you're a bit heartbroken now but damn. you can't just like. take the position back again.

NO WAY NOOOO STEDE

oh my god Mary hello. with the women's club. alright alright alright alright.

they're BOTH SO PRESUMPTIOUS FHDGJDS you can't just,,,,, fit back into your old life,,,,,

[yandere-flower]

Scenario for Cliff that won’t leave my brain:

Imagine a darling that has started to catch on that things aren’t exactly normal with him. Maybe she noticed him staring just a little too long, or caught his hand staying to the small of her back more than once as he helps her with research for an assignment. So, darling decides to do a study abroad in some European country on the basis of thesis research.

She gets easily accepted to a school, and everything runs smoothly. Hell, Professor Milano even wrote her a letter of recommendation! Maybe she was wrong about him, I mean, he seems to fully support her traveling!

But then she arrives, all alone in a foreign country and completely cut off from her support system. She can’t even call home unless she buys a new SIM card or pays an exorbitant fee to her phone carrier. So imagine the raw panic when she arrives at her dorm only to find that there’s been some sort of error, they made a mistake and lost her housing application, or they double-booked the room and there’s no place for her to go. Darling can get a hotel for the night, but after that…

In a panic, she borrows a phone and calls her university, trying to figure out what to do. They can’t help her, and she doesn’t want to worry her family. With no one else to turn to, poor darling hesitantly remembers that there is someone she can call, someone who insisted that he’d always be happy to help her out, who made sure she had his number saved just for cases like this.

Cliff picks up on the second ring, and immediately asks if something is wrong. Darling bursts into tears and explains the situation, jet-lagged and near hysterics as she asks for his help.

Soothing her, Cliff tells her that he’ll put money in her account for a hotel and be on the next flight to her. Luckily, he’s made frequent trips to Darling’s city and even happens to have a house there, coincidentally enough. Of course she can stay there, and no, he won’t hear a word of protest.

And so darling finds herself living with the very man she’d been trying to escape, completely reliant on his generosity and far away from anyone who could intervene. Cliff assures her that of course it’s okay for him to be away this long, he’s working on a new book and the university understands his process by this point.

Secretly, he’s of course smug and delighted that he has darling right where he wanted her. The house had been purchased a few months after meeting darling, as she’d expressed interest in the country and Cliff is one to plan ahead. It was going to be a wedding present, a surprise for their honeymoon, but, well…poor thing thought she was clever enough to try and leave, so a small reminder of how comfortable life with him is, a carrot after punishing her with the fear and embarrassment of being stranded in a foreign country wasn’t such a bad thing.

And, as his eyes stray for the umpteenth time to Darling concentrating on her schoolwork at the table across from him, loungewear showing just a bit more skin than his patience can handle, he can’t help but wonder if his honeymoon fantasies really have to wait that long…

FUCCCCK

this is so good, oh wow, I just found myself smiling more and more as I read through this. The thought of Cliff going "well this will be my next spouse, time to buy a honeymoon gift" but also pushing her towards complete and utter dependency?? Beautifully done anon

[goodlittlefangirl]

Ok pretty one you can fill that needy hole between your legs just push it in as slowly as you can filling yourself i want you to savor it as if someone was pushing slowly into you and filling you up oh and don't forget to thank me when you are done -🐢

Yes yes feels so good fuck fucccck thank you I feel so fulllll

[yahyahgukkie]

how he makes you cum| b.chan

you were a slut for attention, specifically for chan’s attention. he was your boyfriend after all, but it did seem that something else had his attention. chan seemed to find his pc game more interesting than you, and although it was just a game, you were really annoyed.

“chan, let’s cuddle.” you whisper, leaning over his gamer chair so that he can hear you better. you really don’t wanna cuddle, you actually wanted chan’s dick down your throat, but you couldn’t just say that.

“after this match.” he mumbles, focused on the screen in front of him. you, however, weren’t going to wait for the fucking match to be over. you didn’t know why, but you needed to fuck chan now. he had been relaxing around your shared apartment all day, doing the absolute bare minimum, but your mouth watered when you saw his lazy combination of sweats and a muscle t-shirt.

you slump against the chair, sighing in defeat. sometimes, you swear chan pretended to ignore you just to piss you off.

you get on the floor and crawl around the chair until you’re sat in front of him. chan peeks down at you quickly, shifting his hips in anticipation. you sit on your knees, leaning forward to cup him through his sweat, smiling coyly when he groans.

“baby, it’s almost over~” his words fade into a moan when you squeeze his hardening length. you let your other hand run up his abdomen, hooking a finger in the waistband and tugging. chan shifts above you to help, not even putting up a fake fight.

“fuck, you gonna suck daddy’s dick like a good little girl?” you feel a flood of arousal drench the thin material of your panties. your fingers find your clit, softly swirling around it and over your entrance.

“yes daddy.” you whimper, taking his length into your hand. you stroke chan, biting your lip when he sits back in the chair.

“you wanted my attention so bad, make it worth my time or i’m going to be pissed.” you hum softly, running your thumb over his slit before taking him into your mouth. you swirl your tongue around his tip, savoring the taste of his precum that floods your mouth. chan threads his fingers through your hair, fucking up into your throat. you open your mouth wider, softly gagging around the intrusion, sticking your tongue out so that you can lick along the underside of his cock.

“fucccck.” chan groans, breathlessly. your boyfriend releases his grip in your hair, watching as you greedily lick along his length.

“i’ve been thinking about you fucking me all day,” you mumble, pressing light kisses to the tip, which makes your lips glisten with his precum. chan moans for you, bucking up into your hand softly.

“and i really, really want you to fuck me daddy.” chan takes his headset off and stands up, lifting you to your feet and pushing you towards the bed.

“hmm, daddy’s been thinking about you too. let me see your pretty little ass.” you’re smiling when you fall against the silky sheets, sitting up on your knees so that you can arch for chan, sticking your ass in the air and wiggling it teasingly. chan’s grasp on your hips holds them in place while he licks along your slit, letting his tongue dip into your entrance once he reaches it.

“fuck daddy, that feels so good.” you bite your lip, burying your hands in the sheets. chan hums against your clit, slipping his index and middle into your sopping entrance. chan slowly fucks the digits into you, scissoring them against your velvety walls.

“hmm, you like that? daddy has something else for you.” you hum, grinding back against his fingers with every thrust. you can feel chan’s heated breath fan over your core before you even feel his mouth on you. when you do, however, it makes you sob. chan scissoring his fingers inside you, allowing his tongue to slip into your entrance between them.

“oh my fucking god!” you squeal, reaching behind you to bury his face deeper into your heat. chan only moans, fucking all three into you repeatedly and rutting against the mattress desperately.

“i-i think i’m going to cum.” you mewl,riding chan’s face wantonly. chan ignores you, continuing to devour you greedily, drinking in everything that you give him.

“you gonna cum for daddy.” chan groans when he feels you tighten around his fingers. chan pushes you down further into the sheets, using his other hand to swirl around your clit. his tongue fucks into your entrance, taking everything that you have to give, no matter how much you twist and turn in his grasp, chan doesn’t let up.

“fuck, fuck,fuck.” you chant, at the very brink of your orgasm. the coil of heat searing every nerve in your body, making every sweat covered limb shake. you sob into the desire soaked room, gripping the sheets like your life depended on it. every wave of pleasure filled heat making you shake and tremble in his grasp.

“good girl.” chan cooed, softly running his thumb over your clit, letting you savor every second of your orgasm. you both sit there for a moment after, you catching your breath and chan lazily palming himself through the material of the thick sweats.

you sit up and turn around, softly cupping his face in your hands and pressing your lips to his. chan lays you down, fitting between your thighs and grinding against your exposed core. your back arches, and your chest presses against his, both of you moaning softly.

chan reaches down between you both to free his erection and enter you. chan slips his tongue into your mouth, letting your moan become a heated hum. he fucks himself into you, grinding against your hips when his become flush with yours.

“you look perfect taking my me.” chan moans, he sits back on his knees, pulling you along the bed with him. when he’s satisfied, he thrust himself back into you. chan sets a brutal pace, every thrust fast and deep, you shift further up the bed with the force of each one.

chan lets his hand come up to your throat, squeezing it until you can barely breathe. you only moan, loving when chan was rough with you over everything else. you look up at chan, biting your lip when you find his lips softly parted and the sheen of sweat that covers his body.

“look at me.” chan demands, reaching down between the both of you, letting his fingers find their way to your clit. chan growls when you clench around him, your soaked walls hugging his cock with every thrust and swirl of his fingers.

“fuck, i think i’m going to cum.” chan laughs breathlessly at you, leaning down to kiss you, his tongue exploring your mouth.

“yeah? you gonna cum for daddy?” chan ask, kissing his way down your throat to suck a hickey into the delicate flesh. you let your fingers thread through his hair, your eyes falling shut with every ounce of pleasure flowing over you.

“daddy, please let me cum.” you sob, desperately trying not to without permission. your body already becoming overstimulated with every source of pleasure, chan only makes you lay there and take everything that he gives you his own orgasm quickly approaching.

“fuck princess, cum for daddy.” chan moans, burying himself into the hilt inside of you. chan releases his grip on your throat, making your head spin from the sudden flood of pure oxygen. your boyfriend fucks you through your orgasm, letting you openly sob into the damp sex coated air. he softly wipes your tears away, pressing kisses to your warm and tear covered cheeks.

“you were so good for me, babygirl.” chan mumbles, still pressing comforting kisses over your body. you softly scratch his scalp, loving the way he melts into you.

“we should shower.” you whisper, humming when chan presses his lips to yours. he leaves you for a moment, the sound of the shower starting flooding your ears. chan picks you up, carrying you bridal to the shower, he sets you down and lets you climb in yourself before stepping in behind you.

“you’re perfect.” chan whispers while you both sway in the hot stream, each washing and massaging the other. you press your lips against chan’s, reaching down between you to stroke his length.

“i love you.” you smiling, sinking down to your knees, letting chan take you spot in front of the stream of water.

“fuck princess, daddy loves you too.”

[smolbeandrabbles]

Killian: A (Messy) Character Review - Spies in Disguise

I’ve seen this twice and have two sets of notes for this man, so I guess... Off we go! Under cut for spoilers-!

Note: Some of this is just personal headcanon too...

Before we get started on the movie itself - the decision to keep Ben’s natural accent 👌👌👌 thank you!

I’m gonna go ahead and say it - but the way Killian is built? Those legs? Hot damn. I’m crushing on someone cool, hot, and animated again-!

So. The part where he catches the sleep dart and pings it right back? Boi got reflexes 👌🙏

Assume whole left arm is gone due to wave of electricity once electrocuted, but it didn’t mess with the tech on his face / neck???

Speaking of the tech on his face... It’s not painful for him to project his own face over all that... (I mean he doesn’t seem in pain changing it when he shows Lance) but when we see him transform into Lance in his helicopter he seems in pain - at least that’s the sound he makes...? What’s that about? It only happens that once.

Into linguistics?? / Can speak many languages?? - You can’t take the Japanese away from me! (Also Ben speaking Japanese for like. One sentence. Gimmie gimmie gimmie-!!) 

That very first slo-mo look back and smile in the helicopter- aw dang-!

The blue shirt. That is all.

Plz take me to the Playa del Carman resort Killian, thank you Man, I feel a fic coming

EVERYTHING about the breadcrumb Venice scene. Fucccck he’s SO pretty.

The head tip, even if it’s blurry, when he’s walking towards Walter. I just wanted to call it out. Before I call everything about that scene out. I love it. 🤩😍

Are his eyes blue? Green?! Blue/green solves my problems there I suppose!

His eyes are always blue except the Venice scene where they have a green element to them - I took this and ran. (Maybe it was just the light but you can’t take it from me.)

The “You promised you’d let me go!” Scene is just iconic 

Clearly Boi likes a good sea view... or just a good view - That’s ALSO one of my favourite moments, when he opens that window for the first time.

“You took everything from me.” /  “Since when does your agency care about destroying lives” (Paraphrased) - Look that boy lost family and people he loved you can’t tell me otherwise. The connotations behind that sentence are so tragic, it suggests more than just a bunch of people he worked with.

Sexiest way to open a bottle of champagne ever? I think so.

I’m still trying to figure it out where the hell the champagne came from!? Venice!? Do the facility just have it chilling—!?

Ben’s little raspy giggly laugh coming from Killian is perfect

The drones seem slow AF, Killian, it takes like 24 hours for them to get to DC to do their thing... come on Boi. (Wait. Is that sunset - night - sunrise? Instead of Sunset/Sunset)

He’s so fucking pretty don’t even. SO pretty. All his close ups. S O P R E T T Y

When Killian just says in the most exasperated tone “you brought your own soundtrack!?” I died laughing  

His face at the end. Where they are like “oh! He saved his life!” Like that face of realisation-!? My baby!

Please for the love of god someone cap / gif the “You said you would let me go” and Venice “breadcrumbs” scenes. 🙏🙏🙏

Single gripe: I have zero idea where Tristan McFord came from. It’s still a cooler name... but in the end that didn’t even matter because no one said his name!!

I’m not sure he’s in it enough to really warrant it, but he’s shot to a place in my top 5 favourite Mendos.

My friend: He reminds me a lot of Nolan Sorrento. Me: Oh. That’ll be it.

9.5/10 Mendos. I love him. 💙

[guysupremacy]

Friendship is strange (Makoto Naegi x non-binary reader)

They say friends are supposed to have things in common,have the same humor, hell, even the same personality! But your friendship with Makoto Naegi could say otherwise.

Y/N sat down as they were twirling their blade between their fingers.

"W-what are you doing?!" Y/N looked up to see the baseball prodigy, Leon Kuwata wide-eyed.

"Playing with my blade."

"Well no shit Dumbass! I mean why are you playing with a god damn blade!"

"Because it's fun."

"What the fuck! You're crazy." Leon yelled.

"No, I am just the ultimate assassin." Y/N responded calmly.

"Yeah and no damn Highschool student should be an assassin!"

"Well it's not my problem if you think I shouldn't have a specialty in killing important people."

"W-wait you killed before?!"

"Well yeah since I can't become the ultimate assassin if I haven't killed."

"Bro what the fucccck!"

"Yeah I killed important people like presidents,royals, and," Y/N paused

"You get the jizz."

"I- what the actual f-fuck.' And with that, the baseball prodigy,Leon passed out and hit the floor with a thud.

Not even seconds later, the other ultimates showed up.

"What happened in here?" Kyoko Kirigiri, the ultimate detective asked, observing the surroundings.

"Well obviously Y/N killed Leon!" a voice yelled,startled

"Y-yeah!" 3 more voices yelled.

"I did no such thing." Y/N replied twirling the blade between their fingers even faster agitated that they're getting unwanted attention.

"Well why is Leon on the floor?" Togami asked,staring at Leon passed out body in disgust.

"Because he passed out!"

"Sureee and I guess my waifus hate me." Yamada snickered.

"You sick-freak! You killed Leon!" Aoi yelled.

"For the love of god! I didn't kill him!"

"Oh yeah? Prove it!" Mondo yelled.

Y/N gulped as they knew they couldn't prove that they didn't kill Leon. the silence was making y/n sick to their stomach.

"I-I could kill one of them so I don't have to deal with the silence." Y/N thought.

Y/N abruptly stopped twirling the blade and held the end of the blade tightly. Y/N loudly inhaled as they knew what was going to happen next. The killing will begin.

"W-wait I could prove that Y/N didn't kill Leon!"

Y/N train of thoughts abruptly stopped as they heard the most beautiful,holy words they've heard come out of Makoto Naegi's mouth.

"How?" Kiyotaka yelled

"Well if Y/N did kill Leon, wouldn't that stupid bear tell us that there was a dead body found?" Naegi yelled, in-between you and the other ultimates.

"Plus," a voice said.

"Leon is still alive, I could feel his pulse." Y/N and the rest of the ultimates looked over towards Leon to find Kyoko kneeling, having her finger on Leon's neck.

"Fine, Y/N didn't kill Leon but we should have them under surveillance 24/7." Togami said and everyone nod in agreement.

"So who's doing it?"

Everyone stayed quiet.

"Fine, Makoto, since you defended Y/N I think you should keep a watch on them, Kyoko, you could help Makoto if you'd like." Togami said.

"Fine by me." Kyoko responded, carrying Leon

"I- alright." Makoto added.

Everyone left minus Naegi,who decided to sit next to y/n.

"So." Naegi begun.

"You're the ultimate assassin?"

"Yeah, you can freak out like Leon did." Y/N sighed throwing their blade on the table.

"I won't make a scene or treat you different just because you've killed people before." Naegi replied, looking at the blade y/n just threw on the table.

"Heh, what do you wanna do now?" Y/n said bitterly

"I guess asking everyone else to hang out with us is out of the question."

Naegi nodded in agreement

There was an uncomfortable silence for a few seconds until Naegi decided to speak up.

"How about we play 21 questions?"

"Huh? What is that?" Y/N answered,puzzled.

"21 questions is basically a game to get to know each other better. One person asks 21 questions and the other person responds."

"Eh sure, let's play."

"Ok! I'll ask you some questions!" Naegi said,cheerfully

"hmm.. What's your favorite thing to do during free time?"

"I like to sharpen my blades."

"That's cool! What do you most want in a friend?"

"Hmm... I want them to be cheerful,positive and basically everything I am not."

As time passed, Naegi's question became more and more personal.

"If you managed to escape from here, what is the first thing you'd do?"

"I'll avenge those who have died and try to bring them justice."

"Ok, last three questions, do you have any friends?"

Y/N quietly inhale and exhale knowing that Naegi was going to ask them the question they fear he would've asked.

"No."

"Ah ok, do you want any friends?"

Y/N never thought about wanting friends not because they didn't want any friends, but because they've never paid attention to their emotions or their loneliness. Y/N stayed quiet for a good minute and finally responded

"Yes."

Naegi smiled as he said the last question to end 21 questions.

"Do you want to be friends?"

''Yes." Y/N smiled as they tackled their new friend Naegi playfully.

"I love you platonically,Naegi."

"Hey call me Makoto now,we're friends."

"Fine, I love you platonically Makoto."

Naegi hugged Y/N while having one of his hand on the back of Y/N's head

"I love you too Y/N."

[yomilyn]

1,7,8,14,25,28,29,48,50,52,60,76,82,96 sorry if that's too many 😅

No worries, helps me to kill time as im recovering from being ill haha.

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Can’t I choose all? If only one, then wine glasses

7. earbuds or headphones?

Earbuds

8. movies or tv shows?

Movies

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

Sour patch kids mmmm yum

25. first song you remember hearing?

Utada Hikaru - Simple and Clean

28. five songs to describe you?

1. Ariana Grande - Needy

2. Ali Gatie - It’s You

3. Miho Fukuhara - Let it out

4. Three Day Grace - Animal I have become

5. Linkin Park - What I’ve Done

29. best way to bond with you?

I am not good with texting, but if you caught my interest and you can be patient/understanding on why I text late. Then awesome

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

If I was a fruit, I would be either a tangerine cause they’re “cuties” (if you get what I mean) or a dragon fruit 

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

I actually laugh easily towards a lot of things so anything towards my interest or clumsy actions esp if you’re close to me. That shit gets to me

52. favorite font?

Calligraphy and gothic

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

Oh fucccck this is hard, probably in between FMA, Boku No Hero Academia, or Toriko

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Potato salad :> but fries and chips are amazing too

82. pc or console?

TEAM CONSOLE ALL THE WAY (Especially playstation and nintendo)

96. desktop background?

Amaterasu from my favorite game called OKAMI <3

Thanks for having the time and curiosity to ask me haha

[bmpmp3]

Oooooo heres an idea for wormholes angsty/ bad end 'changes' slightly to take on what route/s the mc has done or is on and sometimes its only a flash but its very elderich and Mc kind of has to push it to the back of their mind and poor wormy just knows they have done something to upset them even if its out of their control

Im really sorry I'm like mildly sick right now so I'm having trouble understanding completely, maybe you accidentally a word? Or maybe my sick-ish brain is being slow qwq

If I'm interpreting this correctly, you might be suggesting that in wormys route a bad end or something could change depending on what routes she's done previously, like some meta stuff? FffffucK YEAH I'm DOWN FOR thAT qwq I'm always a slut for meta video game stuff

Oh wait ohh fucccck like maybe being in such close proximity with a sentient rip in space time is kinda messing with the current plane of existence, like she starts seeing glimpses of all the timelines at once and it's too much for our puny human brains qwq that's some sweet sweet "I can't be near you even tho I love u" angst (very literally lol)

Cries I love that actually like canonically the wormhole can do all kinds of weird shit (like showing possible future Hideyoshi or like,, bringing in ghost princesses) I imagine hanging out with him all the time would be good for this dimension~

[dunamanticarchivist]

C2E49 Liveblog first half

‘ere we go, ‘ere we go, PREP FOR FEELS

Sam for President 2019

THE CHAIR IS THE ENEMY

Ok serious time now

Hmm Matt’s description is very specifically vague, I like it

Time to make a quick getaway

Hnnnggghh time to talk ya disasters

Uuuhh yes they are a little exposed

OHHH FUCCCCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKITY WHAT?!

Thank you Beau

AAHHHHHH CRIKEY JESUS FUCK

ALL THE THEORIES ARE TRUE

Heart = broke = dead

Maybe this is enough to make Caleb stay

Team cleric here to take the lead in calming hearts and saving the day

UNDRUNK NOTT

Come on Caleb you need to say your piece

Yas Beau yas give Nott the encouragement she needs

Tfw when the only thing that can make Liam O’brien break from sad RP is his twin Laura “harp music” Bailey <3

NOW TALK O’BRIEN TALK cast zone of truth plz

Laura Bailey gives everyone life

ASODIGSODFIGAOIF

ET TU CALEB??

Ok point of order what do we call them now? By the names they were given or those that they chose?

Caleb: They’re gonna kill me and everyone around me

Nott: Moot point, they already want to kill and everyone around me

Laura, Travis, Taliesin and Marisha dropping the love and wisdom bombs

OH SCHEISSE

THIS. IS. GROWTH. HE CALLED OUT IKITHON AS MAD

Did they forget Yasha is right there? The jester/yasha/beau ship is sailing good

It is interesting they made the leap of logic that it was the Cerberus Assembly that kidnapped Yeza

Well shit

Thank you Matt for the leading INT check so that these idiots are aware that there is a 2nd beacon

Laura Bailey’s happy > Liam O’brien’s sad

Travis is just eating this up

And Laura just rips him a new one

I can hear Caleb’s brain switching gears from “oh no sad bad” to “lets get one thing done at a time” GROWTH MOTHERFUCKER GROWTH

Caduceus is a WILD MOM KILL ME NOW

Bee vomit and tree poop and oh god

Eyyy Nat 20 on drug hunting lets get lit folks

CSI:Felderwin

Or Columbo thats an old reference

Thats pretty good detective work

SO IT WAS THE CRICKS WHO TOOK YEZA

TALIESIN JUST BAITED MATT

A WORM WITH TEETH THE CRAWLING KING

Lots of geology going on

Aaaand break is it just me or is half time getting longer?

[plus-sized-queens]

Make me dick head

(Eric kilmonger x black plus sized reader)

A/N:Hey Hey Hey. Get read for some more smut and daddy kinks p.s these aren't my gifs. ///////////////////////////////////////

When I left home for college I thought the shit would be fun but its just woorrrrrkkkkk woooooorrrrrkkkk worrrrrrrrrrrrkkkk. I'm a good student and got here on scholarship so ain't no way in hell I'mma slip and fall when it comes to these grades. But man when I tell you this shit is hard I mean it. Like fr I am so fucking serious when I say ain't no relaxation over here. And I haven't had sex in over a year, I feel like I'm gonna die. Of course I'm not but still. But today I was determined to find me someone to get under I need a day to relax. So I started swiping on tinder. Till I came accross this guy and he was F-I-N-E FINE. His name was Eric and he was in his early 20s. I of couse swiped right and we we're a match. That's when we started messaging:

Eric: wassup ma you look fine as hell

Me: hey and thanks didn't think I'd be your type tho

Eric: why u say dat?

Me: well I thought you maybe would go for somebody a lil less thick

Eric: HELL no girl what u think this was. I want my girls thick, matter a fact let me come over and I'll show you how i treat big beautiful strong women like you💦💦

Me: oh ok 😘

And with that he came to my dorm.

"Hey babygirl"

He gave a hug and was hella close as if we met before I was confused as to why he seemed so familiar. If I knew him I feel like I would have recognized him when I first saw him. I backed up a lil to let him in and I smiled at him

"Hey, I have a werid question"

he smirked at me as if he knew what I was gonna ask.

"Shoot."

"Have we ever met before? cuz u seem so familiar."

He laughed at my confused look and smirked at me again. Damn he looked good, his smile and his laugh was so perfect.

"You mean you don't remember?"

"Well no shit Eric that's why i asked."

His smirk went from cute to intimidating.

"First of all watch ya mouth, an-"

"Hold up I can say whatever I want nigga you not my keeper an-"

"Acctualy while I'm messing with you that pretty mouth of yours gon get you in some trouble. So shut it."

I was suprised he was so dominant it turned me on, but the fact of the matter is that this is my place where I live, I do what I want when I want. He walked towards my living room. I mumbled under my breath.

"Why don't you make me, dickhead."

It seemed like he didn't hear me.

"Anyway the reason why I'm so fimilar is because we used to be best friend's when we was in middle school. You used call me bunny since I had hops."

As I thought back to the 7th grade I remembered. I couldn't believe I forgot this man was my first kiss and we were always there for eachother. He had told me about his father and how his uncle killed him. Eric was in a really dark place and I helped him see the light. When summer vacation came he had moved and didn't tell me at the time I was completely upset and heartbroken. My best friend up and left me without one word. I haven't seen him since.

"Oh my gosh bunny, where have you been?"

I came close and gave him another hug as he caressed me.

"It's a long story baby girl, I dun been thru alot. But what was that shit you was talking eailer?"

"Wym?"

So he did hear me guess I'm in trouble now. He threw me down and pinned me against the couch. I could feel his length on my thigh and it was only getting bigger. He started kissing on my neck. I don't know what I was more amazed by, him being able to pick me or his dick cuz that shit was a monster.

"So you gonna play dumb now babygirl? What happened to the attitude you had eailer?"

All I could do was moan in his ear as he attacked my neck leaving hickeys behind. Once i gained control of myself i was able to speak.

"You always were a pain."

I moaned out.

"Funny, for someone who is such a pain i seem to be making you feel good."

He chuckled and started stripping himself I followed his actions. Once we wer both naked Eric kissed his way down my body and stopped just before he reached my clit.

"Tell me what you want baby girl."

I groaned at his cockiness.

"Stop playing wit me you know what I want."

He put his around my neck and pulled me close.

"I asked you to tell me what you want not what I know princess."

He was so intimadating. So controling and overbearing but in a good way.

"I want you to eat me out daddy"

Once I said that Eric went right back to what he was doing saying good girl under his breath. He lowered himself back infront of my clit and sucked on it. It was a new sensation guys have always ate me but not like Eric. He ate me like he hasn't eatten in days. He sucked, slurped and licked me and it feelt amazing.

"Fuck, Daddy I'm gonna cum!"

I moaned really loadly as he kept going he seemed to enjoy the noises i was making.

"UHH FUCCKK"

I came in his mouth and he rode out my high still eating me after i came. I thought he would be done but he kept going.

"Ahhh fucccck Ericc"

I was overly sensitive and being over simulated. I've never been with someone who ate pussy for pleasure. And no matter how much i wanted him to stop he wouldn't let up. I was almost on the edge again and he was focused on pushing me over. I came again and this time my legs were shaking.

"I'm not done with you yet."

He took off all his clothes and got back on top of me. I was so out of it till he slid in me.

"Fuccck dadddy"

He smirked, started pounding into me and whispered in my ear.

"Yeah you like that don't you baby girl? You like it when daddy pounds into you and makes you scream?"

"YES DADDY"

"You want daddy to mqke you cum again? Huh baby girl?"

"YES PLEASE DADDY"

Once i said that he went faster if that was even possible. I was so close and he seemed focused on making me cum. He was close to I could tell his thrust where getting sloppy. He started rubbing on my clit and he made me squirt.

"Awe fuck baby girl your pussy is so wet."

"FUUUUCCC ERIC"

We both came and Eric pulled out of me.

"I can't tell you how long I've wanted to do that"

"I'm guessing since middle school."

I chuckled

" It's good to have you back bunny."

"You to baby girl."

We cuddled and fell asleep.

[rihstopher]

Cropovers & Confusions

Robyn is being a tease via Skype. She has nothing on but a cotton towel that will easily unravel from just a simple tug. Chris is gawking with his mouth agape and brown eyes sparkling in admiration.

"Come on baby girl. Just let a nigga get one sneak peek."

"Ok just one peek." Rihanna slowly unraveled her fully figured body from the towel. She allowed it to drop to the floor and she begins to seductively sway her hips.

"Fuck baby girl. You thick in all the right places. Imma fuck you up when I see you. You hear me?"

The transition in his voice from baritone to raspy makes her giggle. That only happens when he's aroused. Robyn props herself on the bed to begin roaming her manicured fingertips over her freshly oiled body.

"I wish you could fuck me right now Chris."

"Oh yeah?" He swallowed the lump in his throat attempting to fight his erection.

"Bend over for me so daddy can see what he's been missing. I want that ass in the air."

He always had to be the top dog in these situations. His dominance turns her on and he loves being in control. She placed her backside proudly in the air being sure to never leave his gaze.

Her sea green eyes pierce the screen with desire. She bites her bottom lip down in hunger. Her fingers begin to dance around her most sacred area. Chris is watching wishing he was there in the flesh.

"I need you daddy."   Her fingers are begin to coat with her juices. Chris groans lowly in pure agony. He wishes he can jump through the screen.

"You do? Well say my name like you do when I'm fucking you?"

"Chris Chris chreeeez fucccck damn baby."

Rihanna suddenly felt an object hit the side of her face. She peered her eyes up in curiosity wondering if Chris was playing tricks on her. He's normally a big kid.

"Damn bitch Brown still got that effect." Sonita teased her best friend.

"Hoe was screaming loud too. Y'all know I know Brown got a big dick. I saw the tape." Ella chimes in

Robyn statres at the girls in utter confusion. She looks down at her wet sheets in embarrassment. She couldn't have possibly been having an explicit dream about her ex.

"Bitch you miss my cousin in law? Girl call him. I'm sure he isn't mad anymore."

Ella has always been pro-Chris. She believes they're meant to be even when they question it.

"He's not your cousin in law and yeah I do a little. Shit we were just getting back cool."  

Normally Robyn isn't this honest or open when it comes to Chris. She is normally judged by her family and friends shockingly with the exception of Ella, Jenn and Lele. Melissa even gets in her fuck Chris moods sometimes.

"Yeah Yeah bitch get out this bed and let's get ready for Crop Over."

Sonita firmly yanked Robyn's arm removing her from the bed. She trots towards the bathroom to begin her hygiene practices. She smiles widely at the erotic thoughts she had moments before the girls interrupted.

As she twists the golden knob to her marble decorated shower an idea invades her mental space. She rushes to grab her cell phone before stripping of all her clothing. She begins snapping pictures of her naked body as the shower head rains down on her. After a few perfect shots she hits sends.

Chris has been locked in the studio to finish his next project. He hasn't done much partying or anything, but he would be lying if he said he didn't miss his favorite girl. Since she decided to take magic carpet rides with Aladdin things have slowed down between the two.

His phone chimes alerting him he has text messsges. He opens the thread attached to Robyn's name to discover nude photos with a text that reads "If you still wanna kiss come and get it. It still belongs to you"

"Damn" He replied loudly unintentionally gaining the attention of the other guys in the studio.

"You good Bhris?"

"What's up Cb?"

He brushed them off with a wave of his hands. She isn't playing fair and she knows she isn't. He stares at her perfectly sculpted body contemplating a response.

To Don't Answer: Stop playing baby girl damn.

From Don't Answer: Oh I'm back to baby girl now. Ok daddy

Robyn is smiling in satisfaction on the opposite end of the receiver feeling accomplished. Christopher isn't up for games or falling for trickery.  He places his phone in the pocket of his denim jeans dismissing the whole conversation. Does he miss her? Yes of course. Does he miss the games they play? No

He was doing perfectly fine ignoring her the past for weeks. She knows just want to do to get Rihactions out of him.

A few hours go by and Chris is nosily strolling Instagram as he does daily his newsfeed is loaded with pictures of Robyn. He strolls a little further seeing a post directly from her account. He licks over his full pink lips recounting the pictures he received hours prior to the this.  

He tapped on the photo to leave one simple comment. He posted a set of emoji eyes under her pictures.  His feelings for the photo weren't verbalized but that comment meant so much. He was admiring her beauty. He was saying he missed her and saying fuck public opinions once again.

No less than five minutes screen shots of the like were posted on every gossip site. He was quickly crucified by the "Fuck Chris Brown Club" people who never met him will always hate him for an incident from nearly a decade ago. He's finally come to peace with that.

Meanwhile Robyn is partying it up with her girls on the left side of the island with no worries. She's twerking her life away. Melissa leads her to a secluded bench away from the hooblah.

"Bitch have you seen that yellow cunt's comment?"

Robyn was oblivious to Christopher's actions. Melissa slid Robyn her iPhone to showcase the comment. Robyn released a few girly giggles before dialing the number she knows from memory.

"What's up Mel Money?"

His deep voice sent heat waves throughout her nervous system. It was always something about him that made her that giddy sixteen year old girl all over again.

"This isn't Mel. This is the baddest bitch you can't get enough of. You can leave comments under my pictures knowing I miss that yellow dick but you've been ignoring me for weeks."

Chris laughed knowing she was under the influence.  Mel just swayed her head back and forth at their antics. After over a decade nothing surprises her anymore.

"I liked what I saw. Is that a problem Fenty?"

"Fuck you Maurice."

"Cleary that's what you want. Listen that pussy is mines once you touch down in LA. You forgot who runs this shit so I gotta remind you."

His country accent exuding confidence, that turned her on even more. She quickly heard the dial tone and smirked in reaction to it. If Chris is ready for a showdown when she gets home he's going to get one.

[crowscrypt]

rant

okay guys i just finished watching calamity jane and literally its a good movie right up until the two male love interests show up and then the movie turns to shit SUDDENLY calamity is SO INTERESTED IN ONE MAN and alls she starts talking about it love!! her purty boy didn't even come up in conversation before then and now he's all she talks about. making shit up out of nowhere "oh calamity has always loved you" and all that AND THEN THE "THATS FEMALE TALK" what the fucccck why do guys have to make everything. fuck. fuckity fuck. and then the one man is like "i had to teach you a lesson by embarrassing you in front of everyone you care about and ruin your reputation in this here town but you're being whiny and emotional like only women do. like i wasn't gonna fight for katie at all, i'd totally get over her" and calamity is like "oh my a man put me in my place. i love him now" FUCK IF I EVER BECOME A DIRECTOR I'M MAKING MY OWN CALAMITY JANE TRIBUTE AND ITS GONNA BE GAY AS FUCK. I NEED TO START A GO FUND ME