#oh dear 😳 oh wow 😳 oh me oh my 😳

[mandoriana]

Old Merlin gets an apprentice after spending a century crying by the lake and now has to be the master of a young sorcerer who has no idea how insane his master can be.

Apprentice: *meets the love of his life*: Hi 🥰

Apprentice's love interest: Hi 🥰

Old Merlin *tired of romance*: If there's a kiss, I'll vomit!

Apprentice: 🙄

Old Merlin: Don't roll your eyes at me, idiot, introduce me to this person.

Apprentice: Master, this is my beloved, I've already told you about her.

Apprentice's love interest: Oh, you talked about me to your master? 🥰

Apprentice: All I talk about is you, my dear. 🥰

Old Merlin: Wow, all this sweetness would rot my teeth... if I still had any.

Apprentice: 😳

Part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

[keenzinemugstudent]

Y/n: So uh my husband has turned into a woman

Therapist: Oh I see he's trans?

Y/n: No I mean yes I mean I guess?!

Therapist: Oh so he's confused?

Y/n: no I'm confused!

Therapist: I see and how can I help you with this issue Y/n?

Y/n: Well he got hit with a devil fruit that turned him into a woman and we don't really know how long he'll stay this way

Therapist: And how was your reaction to this?

Y/n: I'm so embarrassed to even say this but i fainted seeing your husband turned into a female version of himself was NOT want I was expecting!

Therapist: Do you think that it effects your marriage?

Y/n: oh no our marriage is great!

Therapist: Than what seems to be the problem?

Y/n: The problem is he's now a beautiful woman who I am not worthy of being married too! It's just I don't know how to handle him suddenly becoming a goddess!!!

Therapist: so what your saying is that you've fallen in love with your husband all over again?

Y/n: Yes!

Therapist: I see and tell me how is your sex life?

Y/n:😳😳😳 It's amazing! Even more better than before it was embarrassing at first because we were so used to doing it the normal way but now as two women it was just wow!!! Honestly i had to call out of work because I wasn't able to leave the house let alone walk! And Law kind of forced me to stay home so we can "Study" the female body honestly wouldn't mind if he stayed a woman for a while.

Therapist: well than it sounds like your doing okay to me Y/n you went from having a husband to having a beautiful wife. Wine? 🍷

Y/n: Yes please 🍷oh that Law right now he sent me a message...oh dear.... I'm sorry i have to go!

Therapist: Is everything alright???

Y/n: When I get home I definitely won't be she's wear lingerie! i-i have to go! Thank you for listening!!!! 🏃🏿‍♀️💨🏃🏿‍♀️💨🏃🏿‍♀️💨🏃🏿‍♀️💨🏃🏿‍♀️💨🏃🏿‍♀️💨

Law is hot as male and female 🛐🛐🛐 also he's the picture Law sent you

[webslingingslasher]

Oh I just thought about something, (it’s always frat!Peter related when is it not?) what does frat!peter do when trouble faints for some reason in front of him, I feel like situationship or bf he would totallyyy panic right? I can just imagine him standing wide eyed like 😳

i feel like u also sent this..... u ain't slick!

'yesterday me and my friends were hanging out outside and i forgot to eat and drink all day and i passed out in the middle of the sesh 😭 can i get a frat!peter scenario??'

i mean, he does have spidey senses so maybe he feels a little off but can't place it. he'll sit next to you in case shit goes down and he needs to cover your body or get you out of there safely. peter's gone quiet, he's still included in the conversation but the better part of him is trying to place that icky feeling.

it's dialed to nine hundred when you loop your arm around his elbow, he looks right over at you, he thinks you're the reason his senses are going haywire.

'you okay, trouble?'

your blink quick, black dots are everywhere. your tongue feels thick, it's work to push the words out. they slur, 'i think i'm gonna.... pass..' your head smacks into his shoulder, you're limp against him. your hand drops, peter pulls you tight so you don't fall backwards.

'oh shit,' he's not sure what to do, his heart rate picks up. peter's a smart guy but when the person he cares for most passes out he feels frozen. does he call for help, slap you awake, pour water on your head?

you answer for him, slowly raising your head with a groan. it was ten seconds but it felt like a lifetime to him.

you smack your lips, you can't remember the last time you had water, it sounded heavenly. your vison is blurry, you went from seeing black to looking around disorented.

'what happened?' your hands slap around the table, you can't find your water bottle. you can't remember if you grabbed it this morning. your throat feels like sandpaper when you swallow spit, peter can't stop looking at your sluggish movements. his brain hasn't caught up.

'water,' that's all it takes for peter to wrap your arm back around his, making a point for you to squeeze him for dear life. he's handing over his personal bottle, heart rate settling when you choke it down.

you're not shy, you gulp every drop through the plastic straw. when nothings left but empty slurping sounds you set the metal down, gasping for air.

'wow, that's good.'

'are you okay?' peter can't think of what else to say.

'yeah, i don't think i had any water today. or food, do you have anything?' peter's busy rooting thorugh his backpack, he has to have something, even if it's a granola bar. 'i feel snacky, you know what i could go for? one of those sandwiches with white bread, the kind that sticks to the roof of your mouth?'

peter breathes out rushed, 'yeah, it's all gummy too.' his shoulders relax when he finds a crushed pack of oreos, at least it's something. he slides it to you, 'eat these and i'll take you home and make you a sandwich.'

you shrug, sounds like a good deal to you.

peter moves to wrap his arm around you, tucking you under his shoulder. he gives several kisses to your temple.

'thank god you're okay.'

you almost teased him, but his relief makes you feel warm. you accept his doting.

'i'd be better with a sticky sandwich.'

peter wipes crumbs from your mouth, 'lets go. you're piggybacking.'

[starleska]

hey there! there's a fictional character that's been running around in my brain for a lil while that you might find interesting - he's from pokemon, and his name is faba! he's very green themed and has these bean-shaped glasses, and works as a scientist at the aether foundation (a pokemon conservation group that hides some rather dark secrets)! apologies if you've already considered this guy - I'm fairly new to checking out your blog! anyway, have a nice day ^^!

hey there lovely anon!!! how are you doing today? i hope you're having a good one 🥰💖 ohoho, what a suggestion!!! you've got me riiiight in the feels—Branch Chief Faba has been lingering in the back of my mind for quite some time 🙈💖

jgfkds look at him, he is soooo handsome 🫠🫠🫠 no wonder he's been running around your brain...you have great taste!! and he's hitting all the favourite boxes—stylish, green-themed, tinted glasses-wearing mad scientist with an enormous ego...wow 🙈💚 i've seen a few people compare him to another beloved fictional fave of mine, Maxime Le Mal!! @luluisgreendraws even drew this fabulous art of the two with their outfits swapped 😉

genuinely i think the only reason Faba hasn't been a fixation up until now is that i was 18 when Pokémon: Sun and Moon first came out, so my tastes hadn't yet refined...and i was down horrendously bad for Guzma 😳💖 but hey, who wasn't? 😂 but now you're making me want to replay the game...i'm not vibing too much with Scarlet and Violet, and Sun and Moon is my favourite after Diamond and Pearl!! oh dear...to revisit this game with a mature set of eyes is going to be catastrophic 😖 awww you are so nice, thank you very much for this lovely ask and for dropping this awful fellow in here!! welcome to the blog, and apologies for anything you may see...though by suggesting Faba, i think you're in the right place 😂💖

[sassy-radio-hazbin-queen]

Random Hazbin au where Rosie raises a kid Alastor. He is 7

Warning for mention of blowjobs and creampies.

Alastor, Rosie and Zestial are sitting at a table eating dinner.

Alastor " Hey Mom, Zestial guess what"?

Rosie" What sweetie"?

Zestial " Yes what is it young one".

Alastor " I learned a new word. Blowjob".

Zestial spits out some tea. Rosie has a look of shock to her.

Zestial " Uh Alastor little one, where did you hear such a word"?.

Alastor shrugs. " From some people at a park".

Rosie is concerned. " We need to keep people like that away from kids".

Zestial nods. Alastor smiles" and don't worry about explaining it to me. I already figured it out what it means".

Rosie and Zestial are horrified. Zestial coughs awkward. " So umm what do you think it means"?

Alastor " It's when you blow the candles on your birthday cake". He says innocent.

Zestial and Rosie sighs In relief. " Oh yes definitely thats it. That's exactly what a blowjob is". Rosie said.

Alastor nods" uh huh and Im seven so I did a blowjob Seven times. I'm an expert at Blowjobbing". He seems proud of himself stuffing his face.

He points to Rosie " and you must be an expert at it too. Since your like 50 or so".

Rosie " 50 I'm only 35 sweetie".

Alastor shrugs " Close enough what about you Zestial".

Zestial smirks " oh about 1000". He chuckles slightly.

Rosie leans in" Do you mean candles or other things".

Zestial looks confused " I'm talking about candles".

Alastor is impressed " Wow you did 1000 blowjobs I bet your fun to have at birthdays". He giggles.

Zestial blushes and sips his tea. " Oh yes I am".

Rosie coughs awkward again " Ok dear that's enough talking about Blowjobs".

Alastor leans into Zestial " Shes just jealous you did more blowjobs than her".

Rosie spits her drink" ok that's it no more talking about this subject Alastor".

They finished eating.

Some time later Alastor drew some words on a shirt of Zestial.

" Zestial look at this shirt I made you". Alastor wags his tail proud of himself.

Zestial looks at the shirt 👕

His expression 😳

Zestial " Umm thank you young one I really love it". Trying to hide the fact he doesn't.

Alastor " Will you wear it for everyone to see".

Zestial " Ummm.

Alastor: ( basically this gif)

Zestial sighs and puts the shirt on. Alastor follows him.

On the shirt In big bright letters.

" I gave 1000 Blowjobs and look forward to giving more".

Zestial is embarrassed, Alastor is happy ☺️.

Some random demon goes up to Zestial " Call me if you want one babe".

Zestial " No thanks its not my birthday yet".

Alastor " Mine is coming up and I am going to"- ( his mouth is covered by Zestial before he could say anymore)

Zestial " come young one let's get some dessert".

Alastor eyes brighten" Awesome now I can try this Creampie everyone talks about". His eyes shine.

Zestial " AHHHHHHHHH".

Alastor just stares at Zestial while he has a mental breakdown.

Alastor " I think you need a time out".

Zestial faints while Alastor looks confused 😕.

And that's it.

Sorry it's long.

[cressthebest]

Tender Curiosities, Baby! thoughts pt. 2

chapter 2:

1. barty being referred to as “bartemus” only further confirms why he chooses not to go by that name. jesus christ, it’s a bad name

2. his father just straight up called barty gay. like, unprompted, not even with malice. wtf guys.

3. 😑😐😑😐 blink blink. why is barty straight up just deciding to be straight because he wants to spite his dad. that’s wild (i promise i love this fic)

4. barty meeting regulus <333 they’re brothers your honor! they love each other!

5. “Every time they locked eyes, he’d forget how to breathe, and Barty found himself working overtime to make Evan smile.” GAYYY

6. barty going to reg when he runs away <333333333 i love them so much

7. the origin of barty pretending to like tea for reg 😭😭

8. they may be criminals! they may murder people! but barty asks for consent when having sex with evan! and i love him for it!

9. awww barty, it’s okay if you’re gay. you’re father can be right about this one thing. it’s okay. don’t keep doing this to yourself

10. barty is literally like, i’m not gay. but i’m gonna sleep with you sometimes. but in a straight way. and i’ll also live with you. and keep you in my life forever. cause you make my life worth living, in a straight way of course 😑

11. god, i finally see the appeal of rosekiller. one of my favorite ships now, yall

12. barty 😭😭 this is getting ridiculous. evan left for a bit and he’s like, “evan broke up with us! as freinds!” like oooh you’re so close there buddy. try again.

13. regulus is so british 😭😭 “oh dear. i’ll make some tea.” jfc that was so funny to me.

chapter 3:

1. evan, my dear. distance and time will not remove your crush on barty

2. Orion is sick! fuck yeah!!!

3. oh no. sirius left reg. i knew it was gonna happen, but it hurts so bad

4. “I’m sorr–congrats-ry?” DYING. that’s what evan says when regulus says orion is dying. like jfc he’s so silly

5. evan and barty have a job with regulus now!!!!!!!!!! i can’t wait for them to be business partners forever! and no one dies 😊

6. YALL!! REGULUS IS MAKING HIS PLANS FOR *THE* HEIST

7. BARTY WAS SHOT ON THE JOB??? i feel like i knew this was gonna happen, but i’m still shocked

8. god, what’s crazy is that reg is having flashbacks to when sirius was shot. he’s saying stuff like “i won’t leave you again”. my BABIES

9. “if you ever talk to me about Sirius like that again, Evan, it’ll be the last thing you ever fucking say to me.” HOLY SHIT that’s crazy. i’m pretty sure reg just threatened evan’s life

10. 😳😳 reg was fucking barty’s doctor. that’s wild

11. the people who shot barty no longer have fingers 😦 wow

12. !!!!! reg is on the phone with james for the first time

13. oh my god. i love seeing james and reg meet from the other perspective this time. reg fixed up his hair and dressed up to meet james 😭😭

14. evan and barty are planning on being together forever!! (not yet as partners, but we’re getting there)

15. THEYRE KISSING AGAIN

16. WAIT WHAT evan just told barty to fuck off. oh my god

[cgarttrailsandtails]

Halloween Incorrect quotes! (Eaps, Sams, Laes)

Ships: TwilightDancer (crackship), treasurebox, NatureGator, Lumini, WorkBook (Solar x Nebula), StarShades (Eaps Monty x Ballora)

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Sunshine: I think I may try dressing up as a clown this year for the kids!

Eclipse: you can’t dress up as something you already are-

Sunshine: D:

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Jack: Trick or Threat?

Person: uhh why not treat?

Jack: Okay, threat. Ahem, give me candy or I will use my knife fingers on you! *shows knife fingers*

Person: oh dang! *gives candy*

(Before the next house)

Solar: Jack it’s “treat” not “threat”-

Jack: wha?

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Jack (dressed as a scarecrow):

Dazzle (dressed as a pirate):

ITS THE SPOOKY MONTH!! *cue spooky dance*

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Ballora: this year, I hope I can be your girlfriend for Halloween!

Eclipse: oh yeah, then I hope I can be… dead :D

Ballora: >:/

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Puppet, talking about a skeleton decoration Eclipse has hung up in the theater: Nice! Where’d you get it?

Eclipse: …

Puppet: Eclipse, where’d you get it?

Eclipse: …

Puppet: please tell me it isn’t real…

Eclipse: real? Oh no, I got it at Walmart.

Puppet: oh phew. So where’d the realistic looking crow come from?

Crow: *stares into soul* (it’s real-)

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*Earth and Lunar are shopping at Spirit Halloween*

Earth, holding up a mini raven figurine: I’m sure this guy would like to take a peck (peek) at the decorations!

Lunar: Man I’m dead-

*Earth looks at him to see a plastic skeleton falling over*

Earth: OH DEAR STARS-!

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Moon: hehe *throws fake spider at Sun*

Sun: *SCREAMS like a little girl and runs in the opposite direction*

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Nexus, in the middle of the night (Solar’s room): *materializes*

Solar, having just woken up from a nightmare: Ah! *continues screaming while running away*

Nexus: 🤨 😳

Solar: *yeets chair in Nexus’s face, still fucking screaming*

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Eclipse: hey, trick or yeet?

Jack: uhh yeet?

Eclipse: *throws Jack*

Jack: aiyeeeee…!

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Eclipse: I wonder what I should be for Halloween…

Ballora: Mine ;)

Eclipse:

Eclipse: yeah that would be pretty scary-

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(Setting up for a Halloween party)

Lunar: *phone dings* Oh, it’s my brother!

Monty: ooh, did he get me the stuff?

Lunar: yep, he says he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and… 12 gallons of blood.

Monty: wow, where’d he find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Lunar: you wanted fake blood?

Lunar:

Lunar: I’ll go call my brother…

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Foxy: why’d you two dress up as each other for Halloween?

Puppet: Eclipse is the scariest thing I can think of! (Trying to be nice)

Eclipse: Puppet told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

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Dark Sun: what do you want to be for Halloween?

Ruin: Loved.

Nexus: don’t do that-

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Earth: why is there blood all over the place?

Eclipse: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife

Earth: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?

Eclipse: no no, I aggressively poked them with a knife.

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Moon: I’m going to wear a trash bag for Halloween so when people are like “haha you dressed up as trash” I can just say “close but I dressed up as my dad”

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Lunar: Jack, you think every round fruit is an apple.

Jack: No I don’t

Lunar: *holds up cherries* what are these?

Jack: tiny apples.

Lunar: *points to a pumpkin* what is that?

Jack: a Halloween apple.

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(At a pumpkin patch)

Dazzle: Jack, where did you go?!

Jack: *holding up a big one with all his might* P U M P K I N

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Lunar: Don’t make me unhallow your ween!

Jack: NOT MY WEEN

Monty: I really don’t understand them sometimes…

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Earth: Wow, Monty! Where’d you get all these fake skulls from?

Monty: …Fake?

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Earth: What do you guys want to be for Halloween?

Lunar: Respected.

Nebula: Appreciated.

Solar: At peace.

Earth: … I was gonna be a cat-

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That’s all, happy Halloween!!

[hils79]

Hils Watches Kiseki: Dear to Me - Ep 13

I can't believe I'm at the end of this already. I did not expect to love this anywhere near as much as I do, and I certainly didn't expect to find a new blorbo but there was Ai Di being tiny and angry and pining

Wait, Chen Yi's BOSS sent the shooter??? WTF!

DUDE!!! They're already together and he's been pining for years! He doesn't need to learn the horror of loss! Wow, this dude is fucked up!

Noooo! Is gang!boss's boyfriend dying???

OH SHIT! I thought she was jealous because she was in love with Bai Zongyi! Turns out she wants vengeance for the dude that Fan Zerui killed, and she overhear Bai Zongyi and Ai Di talking so she knows it was Fan Zerui that did it and not Bai Zongyi

Okay, this is actually a really fun plot twist. I didn't see it coming at all

OH SHIT SHE STABBED HIM! I take it back this is not fun at all!

Okay, I see what this looks like but I don't believe that Fan Zerui is dead. There would have been a dramatic death speech if he was. I know how these things work.

There, see! I don't know why Ai Di has flowers like this though. Unless he's taking them to the hospital?

I'm not sure I'd call getting stabbed in the gut by the sister of the man you killed in self-defence 'an accident'

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Aww Fan Zerui is crying because he now has a family who loves him and wants to take care of him 🥺

Haha! Ai Di is now snuggling the Chen Yi pillow he claimed to hate

As if anything Ai Di owns would actually fit Chen Yi. Although he does wear a lot of baggy shirts so maybe

God, I love them. Is Chen Yi going to pick Ai Di up one more time before this ends? I would enjoy that.

Oh my god there's a matching Ai Di pillow now too

Oh, god, I am sobbing. He's trying to remember his wedding vows but is struggling due to his memory issues

I love that Fan Zerui is the one saying 'we can't have sex in the kitchen it's unhygienic' and Bai Zongyi is the one who doesn't care

Well, I didn't get another Ai Di carry but holy shit Bai Zongyi just picked up Fan Zerui and I am just 😳

Ahhhh that was SO GOOD! That's like maybe a fraction of a point behind Be Loved in House for my favourite Taiwanese BL

[kingmagnificoofrosas]

ive been thinking lately...

your analysis is so good and powerful, that it can actually be a very interesting YouTube video. more than one even. 🫣

it's just... Tumblr is a nice comfortable place, i love Tumblr so much, but also i want more people to know and hear you. what do you think about this idea? theoretically by now, of course

Hey dear 💙

Oh my goodness 😳 wow! I'm beyond flattered that you think so highly of my analyses!!

Especially because tumblr can be such a safe place is why I'm here. While, yes, youtube could potentially be a way to have more people hear me, it's also not really a safe place. I see how haters behave in the comments and I don't think I want to put up with that rn. Of course you could ignore or enable the comments but that's not my goal.

I'm already so unbelievably glad and grateful for all the support and love you guys give me, and through this, more people will eventually come by. It hasn't been my goal to get as many followers as possible to begin with. When I first came around I thought, "If at least 1 person hears and agrees with me, I'd be happy enough!" And now we are constantly growing! Us Magnifico defenders ⚔️🛡💙

Every one of you is precious! And I'm saying THANK YOU! Once more to every one of you, who sticks around here 💕 Without you guys, my blog wouldn't be what it is now and what it's becoming. I cannot even find the right words to describe how much I appreciate each nice comment, message, ask, like or reblog. You guys are the stars on this sky, it glows because you show up!

[inspiredwriter]

*Mientras en el apartamento de O'niel*

Stefany :*toma el pincel de ojos* Anastasia necesito que cierres los ojos para echarte el liñador de ojos 😊😉💖💗✨

Anastasia :*se encierra los ojos* Stefany, ¿Cuánto tiempo vas a terminar de maquillarme para verme linda a Mikey? 😕😊👗👠��✨

Stefany :*pinta los ojos de Anastasia* Por supuesto que sí tú sabes Ayer me dijiste que te ayudaría para que te veas muy hermosa para Mikey en tu cita😉😊🍰🍷🌹💕💗🩷

Anastasia : es cierto es que tenía problemas para no arruinarlo😃😅💓💕 y hemos planeado para ir un paceo parque😄🥰🌳🌿🏵️🌼🌻💕🩷💞¿dime cómo te fue ayer tu cita con Leo en el cine? 😏😉🎥💞💖

Stefany :*se sonroja* Ooh, bueno Leo y yo la pasamos muy bien y película vimos es el detective Pikachu de Pokémon fue muy genial 😳🥰💓💕💖📽️✨(pensamientos💭) mejor no le digo que mi tortuguita fue muy romántico en la cama 🥰😄🛏️💗💞💓💘 y Pudo parar de besarme y acariciarme mi cuerpo desnudo dos veces😍🤭🩷💕💓💘

Anastasia : vaya es muy romántico ustedes dos 😁😉💕💘💖

Stefany :*hecha rubor en las mejillas de Anastasia* de acuerdo un poco de rubor aquí y ya está 😃😉💄✨💓💕🩷 lista Anastasia ya puedes abrir los ojos y mirate en el espejo☺️😁🪞👗✨

Anastasia :*abre los ojos y se mira en el espejo* ¡Oh cielos, me veo Fabulosa! 😃🤩👗👠✨*abraza a Stefany*gracias Stefany Acaso eres un hada porque me hiciste ver tan hermosa con tu magia? 😊😄🧚‍♀️✨

Stefany :*toca a Anastasia de los onbro* no hay problema sé que no soy nada de verdad😌😄🧚‍♀️ solo me alegra ayudarte y fue mucho trabajo para hacerte muy fabulosa😊☺️👗👠📿💄✨*guiña a Anastasia* así para que Mikey te vea y se desmaye de felicidad por ver tu adorable belleza mujer😏😉💖💕❣️🩷

Miguel Angel :*se acerca la puerta y toca el timbre* ¡Ooh, Anastasia mi amor estás lista para ir a nuestra cita!~😄😘🍷🌹❣️💗💞

@inspiredwriter

Anastasia: Yes, I'm coming to you, Mikey😄🥰💗💕💖 *Hugs Stefany* Thank you, dear, it's time for me to go, as you can see😁🤗 *Goes out into the hallway and opens the door* Hello, baby~😘🥰💘💝💓💞 *Kisses Mikey on the cheek* Mmuah~😚💋💕❣️💝 I needed some time to prettify me😅🥰💞🩷💗

Michelangelo: Wow Anastasia, you look magnificent, that shiny black dress suits you so well and your makeup is so beautiful😃😍👗💓❣️💖💞

Anastasia: Ah, ah, I am very pleased with your words, my love, for this I am grateful to Stefany, she did my makeup and we picked out a dress for me together🤭🥰✨💅🏻👗💄🩷💕 *Straightens my hair* But let's quickly go on our date😍🌳🌿🍰🍷🌹💞💘💝💖

Michelangelo: Of course, my princess, but first I want to give you a gift😁😏🎁💕💖❣️💝 *Hands out a small box to Anastasia*

Anastasia: Aaw, this is so cute, Mikey😍🤗💗💕💘 *Opens the box and takes out a necklace* Ah, thank you so much, my prince, this is beautiful😃🥰📿✨💘🩷💓💞 *Kisses Mikey on the lips* Mmmuah~😚💋💕💖💗💞

Michelangelo: Haha, now let's quickly go to the park😄😘🌳🌿🏵️🌼🌻💓💘❣️💕 *Hugs Anastasia by the shoulder and goes down the landing with her*

@swagreecrow

[bernthalized]

Hey B! 🧡

Give yourself a shout-out and tell us what's your favorite post you ever created? No matter if it's a gifset or something else.

Oh heyyyyyy!! How are you???!!! 💖 oh wow what a great question! Oh damn. My favorite post I ever created? Omg pls 🫣😳 ok ok let me think uhhhhm. Idek!? There's one of the latest (???) I remember I enjoyed making... Like I had a good time you know? That polaroid style American Gigolo gifset? It was fun [X]

And oh maybe I like the GQ gifset [X]

Thank you dear!! Your question made me smile 💖

[avida-heidia-5]

I Just Watched: The Father (2020)

(Originally posted to Letterboxd on 12th May 2023)

Wow! What. A. Film.

THIS is Anthony Hopkins at his peak. I might have been disturbed by his skin-crawling turn as Hannibal Lecter, but this���! This was even more disturbing! Oh my god! 😳

I was unexpectedly moved to tears by Hopkins’s role as a father (called Anthony, funnily enough!), who was diagnosed with dementia. His depiction of the illness was scarily authentic. In all honesty, it made me feel uncomfortable BECAUSE of how authentically he portrayed it. His behavioural patterns and mannerisms mirrored how a real dementia sufferer would act, and I know this because my granny and my mor-mor (mum’s mum in Danish. My mum’s side of the family is Danish) both struggle with dementia. A lot of experience meeting dementia patients must’ve helped Hopkins create a realistic portrait for him to take with him. Let’s just say he stole that portrait and ran with it and didn’t stop running until the very end. That’s astonishing given he’s now 85 years old! What a legend!

Acclaimed French playwright Florian Zeller wrote and directed this film. Not only that, it was adapted from his own play La Père back in 2012. I had an inkling it was based on a play as the cinematography certainly reflected that. Through his use of symmetry and a mixture of soft and harsh lighting and minimal locations, Zeller presented his story like a live theatre show. His experience as a theatre director must’ve helped massively when planning out his little passion project.

Choosing actors who’ve had experience with performing in theatre was the right call to make. Anthony Hopkins and Olivia Colman are absolute naturals at the craft and performed well beyond what they were used to in front of a camera. It’s an entirely different experience for them yet very familiar at the same time. They, of course, stole the show. Apparently, Zeller already had Hopkins in mind when writing the play and wanted him in his film for years. Now, it’s finally happened. It’s a match made in heaven! 🥰🥰🥰

Usually, it can be very risky adapting films based on plays; they tend to take away elements of what makes a play stand out, in a way that almost makes it unadaptable. Watching a live show provides a unique experience compared to watching it onscreen as it makes you feel more involved somewhat, like you’re there, living and breathing in that moment. Here, it works simply because of the way it was shot and acted. I felt like I was there with these characters, feeling the same emotions as they are feeling. It’s scary and I love it.

I loved everything about this film: the acting, the cinematography, and…this will be a very weird thing to comment on…but I loved the pacing. It’s on the slow side, but I didn’t mind. I was too engaged to even notice. I liked the unique way dementia was presented in the film. It’s something no one wants to live through in any stage of their lives. It is left, right, and centre, the most brutal and heartbreaking depiction of dementia I have ever seen put into a film. It’s startlingly accurate to the real thing.

Everyone involved in this deserves every single award given to them, especially to Florian Zeller who created this masterpiece in the first place. Impressive given it’s his directorial debut!

10/10! ❤️

Bonus:

So do I, dear reviewer! So do I! 😢😭😭😭

[starleska]

i’ve got a british silly horror guy to recommend… the michael distortion from the magnus archives!!!! since it’s a podcast he doesn’t really have a visual design except for some descriptions but the fanart is wonderful!!!! ALSO HIS LAUGH?!?!

😳😳😳 oh. oh God hold ON a sec-!!!!!

screaming and gripping you by the collar. ooooh you are one of a NUMBER of people who have begged me to continue listening to The Magnus Archives, and now you've got me sorely tempted 🙈💖 i listened to a few episodes years ago and really enjoyed it, but i think with all the World Events Occurring it just slipped from my focus!!!

but wow, Michael is something else...😳 you know me well and have excellent taste 👉👈 i ADORE that his laugh somehow sounds like a spiral?! and the fanart for him is absolutely nuts, so so creative!! all those fan designs kick so much ass...as a Welcome to Night Vale veteran, it's a lot of fun being in a fandom with more room for creativity...you've very much piqued my interest, you bastard 😂😂 on the other side of that, i have a dear friend who insists to me i would rather like Simon Fairchild...took one listen to his voice and nearly got knocked out because of how similar he sounds to the Sixth Doctor 🙈💖💖💖 seems like The Magnus Archives is a great place to pick up blorbos, eh? i will definitely start listening again soon...and am always open to more suggestions from the podcast 😉 great ask, thanks so much!! :3c

[bloodhoundluke]

secrets?

pairing: luke hemmings x f!reader (fc: claudia tihan)

a/n: hello dear people! 🎀 i haven't had the time to write basically anything, so here is another instagram blurb. i love doing these, it's so fun! in this blurb, y/n is a songwriter and she is assigned to have a songwriting trip with 5sos. the fans start to speculate if luke and y/n are dating. later, luke and y/n decide to go on a vacation together. ( Y/S/N stands for your ship name).

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yourinstagram Song camp and late night hours

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lrhcurls97 Are they dating??? Luke what are you doing there???? Who is this girl????

cakelm1_ OMG GUYS! Michael commented 'So there the blondie still is...' and deleted it right after?? 😳

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yourinstagram Mama loves u (and MISSES U)

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michaelclifford Still can't get over Moose's reaction to him lol

yourinstagram Omg it was hilarious!

yourbestfriend I can tell he misses you too...he's been cryin' a lot since you left 🥺

yourinstagram Stooop 😭😭

lukehemmings Cute 🐕

lrhcurls97 LUCAS????

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yourinstagram Thanks for this opportunity fellas. Calum, Michael, Ashton and Luke, I loved working with you guys. You taught me so much. The passion you have for this job is admirable. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Ps. And thanks for the occasional secret selfies you took with my phone.

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5sos Thank you Y/N for working with us, you are so talented. We were a bit of a pain in the ass sometimes, but you tolerated it well. Love you! ❤️

calumhood Thank you Y/N, you're a literal sunshine!

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yourinstagram This vacay got me glowin'

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5saucymalum LUKE LIKED!!

yourbestfriend ILYYY BUBS 🥺 happiness looks gorgeous on you <3

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5sos.updates Luke posted this on his Instagram with the text 'Love the view' and deleted it right after. It's speculated that the girl in the picture is the songwriter 5sos worked with a while ago.

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lukeswildflower ALERT ALERT!! LUKE HAS A FINSTA GUYS

cashtonscherry LUKE???!!

loveroflukey i really hope she makes him happy ❤️

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lukehemmings I heard vacation photo dumps are cool. The word itself is horrible.

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michaelclifford You're ridiculous

lukehemmings C'mon man

5sosforlyf OMG THEY ARE ON A VACATION TOGETHER?? Y/N HAS TO BE THERE TOO???

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yourinstagram Hi lovers 🤍 These past two weeks could be described in just three words: reading, sunbathing and eating. I've read so much that you just might call me the next Shakespeare (not really).

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sgfg_1049 IF THEY REALLY ARE TOGETHER, LUKE IS A LUCKY MAN...LIKE WOW...i'm definitely a bisexual.

nitswdefender imagine y/n and luke reading together?? 😭😭

yourbestfriend never knew Shakespeare looked that good 🥵

yourinstagram I love youuu 😭💗💗

ashtonirwin Big love! ☀️❤️

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lukehemmings Beer and a pretty view.

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calumhood Enjoy the trip man!

teefsos THE TABLE IS SEATED FOR TWO????

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5sos.updates Luke and Y/N were spotted in Rome, Italy earlier today. Apparently they were in Greece last week and then traveled from Spain to Italy.

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5cashton OMG!!!

vapory_cal I LOVE THEMMMM ❤️

saucymikey FIRST OFFICIAL Y/S/N PIC OH LORD I AM CRYING

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yourinstagram Hi again...🎀

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lukehemmings Hi 🥰❤️

y/s/n.updates THEY HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING THIS CUTE ASDFGHJKL

glitteryash my Y/S/N heart ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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lukehemmings Pick the cuter winner.

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yourbestfriend Hmmm lemme think… my bestie

yourinstagram Bby I love u 💘

5sos Definitely not Luke

yourinstagram LMAOOOOOO

lukehemmings HEYYY

a/n: ps. i just wanted to say that i came up with the usernames randomly, so if you identify yourself or something, it wasn’t intentional 🥺 hope u enjoyed this one!

© 2023 bloodhoundluke

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being a Hunter and Mentor

to Gon and Killua

*it's was the most generic hxh gif I could find 😅

Hunter x Hunter characters (probably a large variety of them) x gn! Reader

Warnings: light Swearing, Hisoka

A/N: I'm currently on a HxH fixation because I've binged the entire series 😃 I wanted to try my hand at some headcannons because I have zero self control ✌🏻 back to the regularly scheduled programming Thursday!

Honestly YN, I'm not sure which job is scarier

Being a Hunter or dealing with everyone else who is also a Hunter 😐

Because like, it's a lot

Like I'm exhausted just watching the anime I can only imagine how you feel

Let's just say you passed the Hunter exam on your first try 💅🏼

Honestly ✨️MATERIAL GWORL✨️

You've been a pro hunter for about 5 years now

Love that for you

It's a lucrative business and you absolutely love your job

You meet all sorts of interesting people and get to do some amazing things

One of those interesting people just happens to be Ging Freecss 🙃

At first, he seems like a nice guy and I'm sure he is

But then he ruins it 😐

"YN when my son comes looking for you, I want you to make his life miserable. Teach him but make him miserable"- Ging

You 👉🏻👁👄👁 pardon

First off all, this man's has a son ✋🏻

Not only that but he wants you to make his child's life miserable?

"Wow dad of the year much?"- you say

"Never claimed that YN, just please do this for me. I owe you one"- Ging says before he disappears just like he did from Gon's life

OH BURNNN 🔥

I'm so sorry Gon 😭

You can't tell me he wouldn't be all "ITS OK MY DAD IS THE COOLEST :D"

NE WAYS you continue on your life's path until you "accidently" bump into a less than friendly white haired boy

"Watch out!"- he yells

"Excuse me?"- You 😃 🔪

"Killua apologize! We are so sorry!"- a black haired boy says looking at you

Boy does he look familiar 🙃

"Quite the temper you got on you there kid. No worries, it would take more than a child to knock me over"- you

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME??"- Killua, giving Bakugo level anger issues 💥

"I mean we are children technically. I'm Gon by the way"- Gon says extending his hand

Finally the prophecy has come full circle 🔵

"Ahh yes, Ging's son. Nice to meet you, I'm YN"- you say

Gon 👉🏻😐😳🤩 you know my dad!

"I do! In fact, you're dad told me that when I meet you, I'm suppose to make your life miserable" you add

Gon 👉🏻😃 whet-

"But since your dad is kind of a jerk, how about this? I'll show you a few things and send you on your way"- you say

Gon 👉🏻🤩 yes please!

Killua 👉🏻😐🙄 whatever

*intermission*

Dear YN it's me, the person writing this headcannon set, just making sure you are ok because like do you know what you are getting yourself into??

Well I guess we all have to learn the hard way sometimes 🤷

*intermission over*

You begin your journey with Killua and Gon

Surprisingly, everything is going smoothly

🎶 don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious 🎶- me singing to myself before I ruin your life 😅

You see, at first, everything WAS fine

You meet Kurapika and Leorio

"Wow Gon, that's awesome that YN is training you!"- Leorio says

"Yeah and that you're getting closer to meeting your dad finally"- Kurapika adds

You were training the boys in their specialized Nen abilities

Helping them to strengthen them as well as teaching them more about the world of hunting

You were walking down the streets if YorkNew City when you sensed a strange presence 🤨

"Dont be alarmed but someone's watching us. Just walk normally and don't look suspicious"- you say as you walk with Gon and Killua down the street, turning into a side alley

"Alright show yourself"- you say, gearing up for a battle

"Oh no it looks like I've been spotted"- a creepy clown looking man says emerging from the shadows

You 👉🏻😳🤨

"Who are you? Sorry buddy I don't think the circus is in town right now"- you

Oh good one YN 😜

The creepy clown man just laughs

"That's Hisoka YN, he's a hunter too"- Gon says

"Oh I've heard of you before"- you say, squinting your eyes at Hisoka

"All good things I hope" he says smiling at you

"Honestly no but I judge people on my own interactions not the opinions of others"- you add

"How noble of you YN"- Hisoka says 🤡 🔪

Hisoka totally knows who you are and let's just say he's weary

See I forgot to mention that you are not only a skilled hunter but in incredible Nen user as well

A specialist 💅🏼

Your ability is known around the Hunter world and you are one tough cookie

Your training for Gon and Killua is much like how you learned to train

"So... we just run..."- Killua questions

"Run yes but also while producing aura. Now go!"- You shout

"But YN, aren't we going to run out of energy quickly"- Gon asks

"Sure you will"- you shrug and set your things down

Killua 👉🏻🤨 so what's the point?

"The point is you do what I say"- you add

Please Killua is ready to fight you YN 😭

However you aren't as tough on the boys as Ging had wanted

You never were one to do as others asked YN 🙄

So you not only taught the boys but you nurtured them as well

Kindness goes a long way, even in the world of Hunters 🥰

Unfortunately for you, kindness doesn't extend to most of the underground of YorkNew City

Namely a certain group 👀

Or shall is say Troupe...

Look at me rhyming 😏

That's right because it's just Gon and Killua's luck that they would walk right into the Troupe's hands

Honestly 🤦 have you taught them nothing YN?

"Well I guess I should probably go and rescue them?"- You think as you head in the direction of the Troupe's hideout

You didn't PLAN for this to happen but you can't say you're disappointed

What fun training am I right??? 👍🏻

Thankfully the whole gangs here when you enter the Troupe's hideout

"Alright give me my students back"- you say as everyone watches you waltz in like you own the place

The troupe 👉🏻😐😲

Chrollo 👉🏻 😏 interesting

Gon and Killua 👉🏻😬😬

"How- how did you find this place?"- Phinks asks

"Oh its really not that hard, I put trackers on Gon and Killua so I don't lose them. I'm always losing things"- you say shrugging

Same YN, BIG SAME

"Want me to torture them?"- Feitan asks

Chrollo puts his hand up before you interject

"Don't bother, I'm only here to get these two"- you say walking up to them, studying the nen thread binding them

"Well this is unfortunate. I'm going to need someone to remove this nen thread"- you say

"You can try-" Machi says before she watches her Nen thread fall to the floor

Gone and Killua just stand there 🧍‍♂️ 👁👄👁

"Impressive YN"- Chrollo finally says

"A Nen ability like that is superior"- Illumi adds emerging out from the shadows

"Chrollo Luciler and Illumi Zoldyck, how nice to see you again"- you say standing up and peering at the two men

"YN it's always a pleasure"- Chrollo adds as Illumi nodds

"Well I'd love to stay and catch up but we need to get these two kiddos to bed"- you say pushing Killua and Gon to the door

"It's like 2pm YN!"- Killua growls

"Do you want to get killed? No? Then shut it!"- You whisper yell at the boys

"I'd love to fight you YN"- Hisoka says emerging from behind a large crate

Well would you look at the time ⌚️

"I'd love too BUT unfortunately I have plans so let's do a rain check"- you say, practically hauling Killua and Gon under your arms and out the door

I AM SPEED 💨

"Why don't we go after them boss?"- Franklin questions

"Now is not the time. Not with YN there"- Chrollo says smiling as you quickly leave the warehouse

"Seriously can you two please not"- you say as you finally make it back to your hotel

"YN you were awesome! Can you teach me more about your Nen??"- Gon says 🤩

Please the golden retriever energy ✋🏻

Killua just huffs 😤

You smile, knowing these boys are both going to be amazing Hunters 🥰

[kithtaehyung]

DESTINYYY oh my god i finally get to respond after a busy as hELL two weeks! but here we go there are a lot of screams under the cut bc IVE MISSED YOUR COMMENTARY SO MUCH

Okay firstly, did I spend the entire chapter flip-flopping from happy tears to sad tears (also a very shell-shocked horny comatose state)? Obviously.. and I'd do it again too because HOLY FUCK this was a lot!!

yeah... i have no real explanation for this. just gonna quickly say that i did warn y'all about the amount of content in the actual warnings HAHA like it was established from the jump!

THE CLIFFHANGER???????? 😫😫

BYEEEEEEE I KNOW

'm just gonna say it babe, the second they stepped foot in his apartment was nothing but absolute Filth, but in the very best way.. goddamn, I swear he was so 🥵🥵🥵 my brain had a hard reset, like guuuurl he was a menace for that slapping shit 😳 just imagining that damn smirk ughhh.. the shoes? The desk???? The intimacy? Dude 🥺 (Seriously though, it was so cute and absolutely precious the way they're so comfortable with each other now, and the playfulness made me feel like my heart was going to burst in both heartbreak and pure adoration.)

OK SO YOU GET IT. yoongi was on something else entirely this time and i am damn sure reader was all swirly eyed and dumbstruck in the very best way. all the slapping?? you were one of the only ones to recognize that and i was like "finally yes someone else is suffering with me bc of all the cheek pats fuuuuu!!" don't even talk to me about the smirking and desk and playfulness all in one. it's just too much to think about.

Nothing but pure adoration for you too, this series has come so far and it's flat out impressive as hell how attuned you are to your characters. These backstories feel so rich and real and raw, you can't help but feel part of the story. All of these conversations were so needed, I love getting to see them finally be vulnerable with each other, it's definitely been a long time coming.

oh wow! thank you so much for saying this about the actual characters and dialogue and everything<3 i love feedback but this type of commentary is very very appreciated. i'm glad they seem real bc they're real to me, too. and the vulnerability here even after all that time? dear god i love them.

I ALSO CAME HERE TO SCREAM BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE TO SNATCH MY LUNGS FROM JUST LIKE THAT "“I got us,” he vows, finger on your chin.." hmmm? care to say something for yourself??

ADJHHF WHENEVER YOONGI SAYS "US" I GET BUTTERFLIES FR🦋 

I'm not even gonna touch on the sibling talk too much because that definitely hit deep, but I feel like that was a really good showcase of how much they both have matured? Not perfect, but definitely on their way there and I love that for them. Part of me lowkey wants this cliffhanger to be him finally putting the pieces together but I'm waiting for him to make her sweat and then pull some "so you're seeing jungkook? 🤨"

the sibling talk was super personal to me, and looking back i'm like "damn i wonder if this was too much.." but it's real. like tbh some of these same conversations are ones i have had with my sibling, but we are also at that point where they are in which it's just pure "fuck it, we made it" so. that part was easy to write but for a sad as fuuuck reason.

definitely not perfect. they still have a ways to go, but they're human just like us. it's gonna take time. especially with the situation they were dealt.

My nerves are too much! I swearrrr you just love keeping us in fight or flight smh. That or you're really going for the immersive reading experience 😂

ASFHDSLFH just where i like to keep y'all HAHAH but you know i love you!!! i do also want the reading to be as immersive as possible. like i really do want this story to be somewhere you can go when you just need to escape. bc it's that way for me, too. thank you so so much for reading, my love! apologies for the very late response!

busted (3tan) (m) | myg

title: busted  pairing: 3tan!yoongi x reader(f) , jungkook x reader(f) series: masterlist | three tangerines | fireworks | house party | basketball | stay | sidewalk talk | friends | dalo | like that | anytime | sundress season | yoongi’s interlude | forfeit | flutter | video call rating/genre: m (18+) ; angst , fluff , smut ; brother’s best friend au, implied age gap au summary: when things go a bit south at your house party, decisions between you and yoongi have to be made. note: well. here we are, y’all. it’s been quite a long time, but we are back to regularly scheduled programming :’)) thank you to everyone that has supported and encouraged me throughout this whole process – and series, for that matter. i couldn’t have done this without y’all and the next part is already in the works. also i cried a lot writing this lol have fun! note 2: happy birthday, hedgehog! and to colourless and nicki and whoever else had birthdays recently, consider this my gift to y’all! warnings: language, the amount of content itself fck i’m so sorry, parties, alcohol consumption, tense situations, shoving, obligatory yoongi on the phone, ch*king, head/hair pulling, reader has a pain kink and it shows oops, angst, overthinking :((, penetrative s*x, chains but come on now, protective s*x, cowgirl, or*l (m/f rec), edg*ng a ha ha, thro*tf*cking, kissing :’))), kissing D:, did i say angst?, bro😵‍💫, but also bro😭, jungkook gets a warning too, yoongi’s jeans are as ripped as he is heyo, hitting from the b b back, yoongi king of consent sheesh, multiple org*sms, spitting lmfao, sl*t/wh*re mentions, yoongi jfc lol, the aftercare y’all i–😭, the ending🧍  drop date: june 9th, 2023, 7:17pm est  word count: 18.8k gdi

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