#oh and i gotta cut them out too. BY HAND!!!! why cant i have a guillotine or something that makes it easier to cut...........

[minglana]

(said while shaking and heaving excessively) just one more blueprint.... just ONE more blueprint............................

[skullvgirl]

needy!nagi ིྀ | headcannons

incl. nagichi ≧▽≦

warnings: school!au, suggestive, fem reader, fluff ooc ( ? )

an's: idrk if this follows the theme of [ ooc trait x character ] yall, nagi is kinda need no?

needy!nagi who follows you around, everyyyywhere, like theres an invisible leash attached to your hand and his neck, you literally had to force him too leave when he tried following you into the bathroom

needy!nagi who calls for you to do even the littlest things, because somehow you 'do it better' or 'make it look easier'

needy!nagi who forgets all rules physical boundaries when he's near you, who has to hold you always and for as long as possible

needy!nagi who makes the biggest fuss when you have to leave the house without him. even if it's just a 5 minute outting from your house to the store he acts like your moving half way across the world { but you are he'd say }

needynagi who texts you all the time, 24/7 365 days a year is always blowing up your phone asking you and talking about the most redicoulus things

"did you tie your shoes before you went out ?"

"did you make sure too look both ways when crossing the street?"

and don't even get me started on when he's needy, needy

an obnoxious and repetitive beeping sounds on your alarm and you groan, twisting your body uncomfortably in the shared bed sheets before finally turning it off.

"seriously morning already..." you mumbled quietly, the darkness shrouding your thoughts.

i need to get ready for school.

and you did just that. at least you were going to before you realized there was another person in your bed, someone who felt very familiar.

oh no...

"nagi ???" you whisper-yelled it, patting his face lightly and turning the lamp on to get a clear veiw of your boyfriend.

"nagi wake up, your not supposed to be here" you sat up and began shakimg him this time.

nagi only groaned and wrapped his arms around his arms around your waist, nuzzling into the side of your thigh. "shhh, m' tryna sleep"

you shook your head and attempted to unwrap his hands from your body, with much struggle, he was surprising strong for being half asleep.

"nagi stop, nagi it's monday—a school day, you were supposed to be gone last night, why didn't your parents pick you up?"

"didnt tell them too"

"didnt tell them too...whadday mean didn't tell them too—im gonna get in trouble—wait a minute, nagi you didn't..."

"didnt what" his voice unmuffled as he moved his head to rest on your lap, his eyes staring directly at your own.

"you didnt lie to your parents and say you could stay for the whole week...did you?" you cupped his cheeks, studying his expression.

he didn't answer, "kiss me"

"nagi now is not the time—"

"kiss me pretty, please?"

you stared at him for a moment before leaning down, softly pressing your lips on his.

"good now?"

he looked dazed, and he was quiet so long you'd thought he didn't hear you. "almost"

your hands which had previously been rubbing soothing strokes across his face were quickly held behind your back.

he kissed your belly softly, relentlessly pressing butterflies into your body. "nagi that tickles" you giggled, trying to break free from his grasp.

"really? does it?" he murmured, rubbing his nose in the crevasse of your thigh.

"it does, now let go we have to get ready for school before my parents wake up"

he continued nuzzling your body however, then began slowly pushing his other hand against your chest to lean you back.

"i can make you feel alot more than tickling if you let me"

your cheeks felt hot. jeez, what has gotten into him !

"mmh, tempting but we cant and you know that—look it's already 6:09 we gotta g—OH!"

your stentence was cut off by the sensation of nagi feeling you through your shorts. his hands releasing your wrists long ago, he was now tugging at your pj's in hot desperation, probing his nose against your—

"nagi! what are you doing! school remember? we have to be there at 7"

"but do we reallyyyy..." nagi groaned, the vibrations sending shudders up your spine.

"y-yes, really, we have to be there, my parents own this house remember? not me"

"fine, but ill only go under one condition"

you sighed in preparation, for whatever rediculous reason was coming your way.

"and that is?"

"i get to stay over for the rest of the week AND, you sit on this right here..." he pointed too his mouth, and you squeezed your thighs together at the proposition.

"nagi, staying over defeats the purpose of you leaving, a-and i dont think that second option would be good for us either..."

"you wanna test to see?"

"i-i,—test and see what?"

"how bad our second option would be"

"..." he began moving in your silence, flipping your legs over his shoulders and kissing your belly once again.

"i'll take that as a yes"

an's: nagi is needy but somehow this still came out ooc, ( do i consider that a win or what...? )

[l0vely-sturniolo]

SANRIO GIRL

chris sturniolo x reader

short, different scenarios of you being a hello kitty girl and chris spoils you :)

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i was at the mall with my mom, we went into hot topic because they have the cutest hello kitty stuff. we walked in and i saw a cute hoodie, taking a picture of it and posting it on my story, writing 'i'm gonna lose my mind😍'

we kept looking around, and when i didn't find anything, i decided that if i didn't find anything anywhere else, i'd come back and get the hoodie. next we went to burlington, to see what kind of halloween things they had. i found a few mugs, but i already had enough. i didn't need anymore.

i kept looking around, when my phone went off. i checked and it was a text from chris, he had sent me $60, and texted me 'go get the hoodie, i love you ❤️'

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me and chris were at the mall, along with madi, and nick and matt. we were in some random clothing store, and i went and looked, and found a couple hello kitty shirts. a few minutes later, chris came over. "find anything baby?" he asked.

"look at all the hello kitty shirts chris," i smiled, showing him. "get them, i'll pay for them," he told me. "no chris, they're like $10 each and there's at least 7 of them here, i'll just get like 3 of them and i'll pay for them," i said to him.

i got some of the shirts and paid, and then we went to get something to eat. "i'll be right back, i gotta pee," chris told us, leaning down and kissing me, before he left. he was gone for a little while, and then he finally came back with a bag in his hand. a bag from the place we were just at.

he walked over and handed me the bag, i looked and it was the rest of the shirts i left behind. "chris," i said to him. "what? i can't get my girl something she'll love?" he smirked at me. i rolled my eyes playfully, "i can't stand you but i love you," i leaned in, kissing him. "i love you," he said.

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"babyyyy," chris walked into my room. "hi, i missed you," i smiled, getting up and walking over to him to kiss him. "i missed you," he smiled as we pulled away.

"i got you something," he smiled at me. "chris? noo, why?" i asked. "because i saw it and i knew you'd like it," he smiled. "and because i love you," he said, leaning in and kissing me again. "i love you," i smiled, wrapping my arms around his neck, not even caring about what he got me right now.

"do you wanna see?" he asked. "sure chris," i smiled. he pulled away and went into the hall outside of my room, grabbing a bag and giving it to me. i looked inside and it was the halloween hello kitty greeter. "chris!" i threw the bag on my bed, wrapping my arms around him again, kissing all over his face.

"i'm assuming you like it?" he giggled. "i love it, thank you baby," i smiled. "you're welcome, i love you," he smiled. "i love you," i kissed him.

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“oh my god chris what do i do?” i ask as i put another hello kitty thing into the cart, every single thing in the cart was hello kitty, and quite frankly, all of the things i’ve been looking for recently.

“what do you mean? you’re getting it, right?” he looked at me. “not all of it,” i shook my head. “baby,” he started, but i cut him off. “chris i cant,” i said. “so let me buy it for you, i was going to anyway,” he shrugged. “chris no!” “baby, you’ve been looking for this stuff forever, you found it, you’re not putting it back, come on.”

he took the cart from me and started going towards the checkout, ignoring my protests. “chris,” i whined. “oh sorry baby, were you still looking?” “no, chris come on let me put some of it back,” i said. “can’t hear you,” he said, making his way to the register, putting everything on the counter.

“chris, let me at least go half, that’s too much money,” i said, and he just looked at me, before taking his card out of his wallet and tapping it on the machine. “chris,” i frowned, feeling bad, as he took the bags and we started walking out.

“don’t feel bad, i wanted to baby, you deserve this, you’ve been working so hard, it’s the least i could do,” he said, kissing my head as we walked to the car.

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i walked into my shared bedroom with chris, to find my entire side of the room had been changed. “chris.. what?!” i said, shocked.

there was a brand new vanity, with the hello kitty chair and mirror that i’ve been wanting, but haven’t been able to find. i looked over at him and he was just looking at me with a smile on his face.

i walked over, and on the vanity were new hello kitty makeup brushes, a new hello kitty makeup headband, new makeup, skin care things i was running low on, and a hello kitty necklace.

“chris,” i teared up, and he walked over to me, wrapping his arms around me. “happy early anniversary, baby.. there’s more coming,” he kissed my head. “no, chris this is too much,” i held onto him tighter, letting some tears fall. “never too much for my girl,” he kissed my head again. “thank you,” i whispered. “of course,” he smiled, giving me an actual kiss.

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@stayingstromboli

[claggorstuff]

Just found your blog and I love it so far! Can you write Claggor x fem reader where reader is having trouble falling asleep and Claggor holds her and comforts her?

I'll leave it open ended for ya beyond that. Stoked to see another Claggor fan ❤️❤️

Oh my god ive been so behind on tumblr reqs, sorry to keep u waiting!!!! I can do this most def !! I feel like titling this fic.

A Good nights sleep...

Claggor x maybe insomniac reader

I sat in bed, rolling and squirming, unable to sleep, the day was horrible, nightmares plagued me, each time I fell asleep it was only for a minute or less.. soon these visions, plagues, all of them were too much, I began to cry softly just wanting a good nights sleep.. A hand tapped my shoulder and I turned to see a tired claggor, goggles around his neck, only in his white t-shirt he wears under all his layers and some pijama pants, I sniffled.

"S-Sorry.. Im just-"

"Its okay, I gotcha." I was cut off abruptly and he gently climbed in with me, holding me close to him, my tears continued but I tried to stay quiet, although this didnt alarm him, all he did was hold me tighter and gently run his fingers though my hair.

"You dont gotta hide it.. y/n.. you can cry as loud as you want.. mylo sleeps like a rock.. vis knocked right out tired from the day.. and well. Powder doesnt wake up unless theres a fire.. Im the only one who'll hear you.." his words made me calmer, safer.

"I dunno if i-i want to cry anymore.."

"Glad to hear that babe.." he kissed my forehead softly, I played with the strap of his goggles gently, sniffling as my tears died down, he rubbed my back and tilted my chin up to him

"Whats wrong." I'd expected this from him, I frowned and pressed my head to his chest, feeling his heart beat

"I cant sleep.. without dreaming of them.. my parents.. that day.. I know I have to get over it but.. I just cant."

"You dont have to get over shit. We all.. we all have our monsters.. its only reasonable you have yours.. But itll be okay.. one day on your own time.. you'll be able to move on.. make your own family.. we. Will make our own family.." his words rang in my ears and I smiled up at him

"You really know how to talk to a lady huh." My words made him hold back laughter, snickers and chuckles escaped and I smiled even wider, his teeth glowed in each smile.

"What a pretty boy I see.."

"Don't flatter me!" He smirked down at me "I know your tricks ya little fox.. now.. lets get to sleep huh..?"

"Okay.. as long as you stay next to me.."

"Why wouldnt I?" He planted one last kiss on my lips and rested his head on the pillow we shared, I closed my eyes listening to just his breath, relaxing, this time as I fell asleep, my dreams couldnt be less peaceful..

(Sorry if its too short)

[miloluvzyouu]

hullooo, do you mind writing anything for fang? preferably sumthing like friends to lovers. and it gotta be very silly too!! (you cant skip the silly, it is a must!!! /j)

ty! :3

Eeeeekk!! I’ve been waiting for a request for Fang! I enjoyed writing this hehe ^_^!

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FANG X READER!

You and Fang have been buddies for a while now! You guys are currently entering the movie theater to watch the newest kung fu movie! (Also slight spice warning ahead!!)

F: “Heyy!! Y/N there you are!” Fang walked up to you, both of you have been planning to watch this movie for months now ever since the trailer came out

Y/N: “Oh!- haha hey!” You chuckled and pat his back, your gaze turned to the popcorn machine, getting an idea

“Wanna mess with the popcorn machine?” You giggled and pushed him to the popcorn machine

F: “Wait wait!! Maisie is right there, I don’t want her getting mad at me for breaking it again..” He pouted playfully

Y/N: “You’re no fun…” You nudged his shoulder

“Well, wanna JUST get popcorn? No messing around?”

F: “mmm.. sure!” He walked by your side, looking at your hands, he wanted to hold them so badly, they looked so delicate and gentle but quickly snapped out of it when he smelt the popcorn

“Is that butter I smell??” He smiled and grabbed your hand to lead you to the popcorn machine

“Okay, I held their hand.. I don’t think they mind!” He thought to himself

You stared down at him holding your hand and blushed slightly at the sight, you then looked up trying to ignore the feeling

Y/N: lI’ll be getting some other snacks okay? You get the popcorn we both like!” You smiled and walked to the snack bar

“Did he really mean that hand hold?.. Ahah..” You daydreamed into your mind, and looked at the snacks infront of you

“Which one would he like best?..” you mumbled to yourself, you grabbed some chocolate for both of them and headed back

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Y/N: “where is he..” you looked around, seeing him head to the theater room

“Heyy where are you going?” You quickly ran up to him

F: “It’s about to start!! Cmon!!” He smiled and opened the door for you

Y/N: “Thanks” You smiled and found your guys’ seat

You both sat down and only talked to ask each other questions. After a while you zoned out and felt Fangs hands on yours

“Oh!-“ You squeaked quietly and looked at him, he was avoiding your face but he was smirking.

“Holy shit.. haha-“ you whispered to yourself internally, the movie was already over while you were lost in your thoughts

F: “Hey! Cmon movies over” He tugged your hand lifting you up slightly

Y/N: “right right sorry” you smiled nervously, his hand still holding yours, you both walked out of the theater into the parking lot. It was early night time, around 9pm, you were really quiet. Not saying a word

F: “What’s up? You flustered?” He teased and held you closer to him

Y/N: “Do you.. like me? Like.. like like me?” You questioned, finally meeting his gaze after a while

F: “Why would I be doing this if I didn’t?” Fang laughed and kissed the top of your head “Okay but in all seriousness I want you be your boyfriend, not anyone else’s.” He led you to his car, opening the door for you.

Y/N: “Hey, what about my car?-“ Fang cut you off

F: “You’ll only be in here for a while, it’s not like im driving off with you.” He laughed and ruffled your hair.

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UM,,, you guys can probably see where this is going!.. if you don’t wanna ready a steamy make out typa thing I guess the story ends for you here lol.. but if you do!! I’m glad to be writing this.. meheheh

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Fang pulled you and himself to the backseat of his car, he paused for a second before asking

F: “..You alright with this?” (Consent matters :3)

Y/N: “I-I mean with you? Of course..” you stuttered out, your eyes avoiding his.

F: “This is sudden.. it’s just that I can’t hold it in.. I love you and I wanna show you how much I do.. okay?” He ran his fingers through your hair and kissed down your neck

Y/N: “hngh..” You whimpered out, feeling his hot breath on your now sensitive neck was driving you insane

Fang sucked on the skin of your neck, trying to find that one spot that would drive you crazy..

Y/N: “ah!-“ He found it. He let out a small chuckle and sucked that part teasingly, his tongue moving around on it, his lips making contact with your neck again while his hands ran up and down your hips.

He lifted your head up to meet his and kissed your lips, his hot breath entering your mouth as he bit down on your lip lightly, his tongue traced the edges of your lips before he found your tongue touching his. He brought his hands up to your cheeks and held them as he continued making out with you, occasionally let out soft groans into your mouth, you squirmed a bit out of pleasure, your knee accidentally bumping into his.. well.. now excitement. Your breath hitched, it wasn’t long until Fang pulled away

F: “gosh.. I couldn’t get enough of you..” he chuckled and felt your knee on his excitement

“Haha, I would but we’re in public..maybe next time okay love?” Fang kissed your forehead leaving you underwhelmed but happy

Y/N: “I love you-“

F: “I love you too..”

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I LOVED WRITING THISS

[a-soft-hornytiny]

I just did my nails and since my brain is always in the gutter and thinking about ateez I thought- what would be ateez's reaction to their significant other getting their nails done for them and who's mlt ruin them 😏

- 🍓

Reaction: Getting your nails done for them.

Requested by 🍓 anon

Genre: Fluff, Suggestive

Pairing: Ateez x reader with pretty nails (neutral)

Warnings: none

Notes: Okay this format is a bit weird and new but it works I guess haha reaction and mtl in one

I added some details about what kinda designa you would get for them but im horrible with nail designs so it’s probably bs. Hope its what you wanted hehe

Taglist: under the cut (let me know if you wanna be added)

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Most

Wooyoung:

all day, all tease

“ohhhh you like me so much???” a lot of sighing

he is happy inside but he gotta do his job and annoy you

and he’s most likely to ruin them because he wants to. kinda wants to prove something. probably what an amazing lover he is xD

But he would pay for the replacement.

and because you knew that you had gotten a simple black design with his initials and some of his lines in their songs

Jongho:

he would notice immediately but wouldn’t say anything because.. idk why tbh

similar to Yeosang you would get frustrated abt it but he’d be like “yeah nah I noticed” .-.

but as he noticed it upsets you he’d be really sweet and shower you in compliments, he just has a hard time putting the gesture in context of importance

that is until he googles how much getting your nails done costs

even if its just a purple sky design like you did for him

when it comes to ruining them tho- that man is probably an absolutely beast in bed.. i assume. they wouldn’t survive for long.

Yunho:

puppy eyes, puppy design (or smth blue)

“for me?🥺 really?🥺” i CANT

takes your hands all the time to kiss your nails

cute as fuck but also kinda too much

which may ruin them

and listen: that man will be most likely be ruining them by making you grab the bedsheet to hard if you get what I mean

Mingi:

“are those for me?” you deny it at first to tease him

“oh come on they gotta beeee” whiny man

really full of himself as soon as you admit it, which is why you didn’t at first

maybe some kind of combination of a princess theme with his favourite colour… cement colour.. (i swear he is such a man)

wants to get matching nails 100%

if he ruins them, it was an accident. but since he is clumsy af it may happen xD

San:

happiest bean, so excited

why do I feel like one half of your nails would be like super serious, beautiful gold black designs and the other half is like.. san memes

like a literal mountain or the muscly cat yk

would be careful not to ruin them at first but as the time goes on he wouldn’t have the control to care haha

Yeosang:

wouldn’t notice at first and you’re kinda upset you had to say something

“Your beauty is so distracting y/n, im sorry I didnt see your nails” ironie and shade

but appreciates it, even tho he has a hard time saying it

he’d be proud that you chose a doberman design instead of a maltese one tho (yes i needa be cliche)

would he ruin them? maybe, maybe not. depends on the position👀

Seonghwa:

admires them when you don’t look

he‘s unsure if you really did it for him but as soon as he finds out he is all blushy and happy

definitely either a sakura, strawberry or star design

and he‘s to careful and tidy to ruin them

only if he’s normal hwa tho, horny hwa wouldn’t give a shit

Hongjoong:

he would adore it SO much

would go on and on about how your nails are perfect and that he feels honoured that he was the inspiration to get them done

i think for him you‘d get like a sunflower or music sheet design and he’d definitely want to get some inspired by you too

also least likely to ruin them because they are just too precious to him

Least

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[psych0-str1ngs]

Izzy Stradlin x reader- Kids

Authors note: I think this request was a great idea, so im getting on right quick, so anon, when you see this i hope you enjoy it!!!!

Warnings: not many just crying and kind of sad topics.

You were laying down in bed, reading a romance novel, particularly a chapter where kids were involved. You had always wanted a kid, that was for sure, and you knew that you wanted a kid with Izzy. You and Izzy had been dating for quite awhile now, so you thought it was time to mention kids to him. The idea of having a little one running around the house warmed your heart, you couldnt even count how many nights you day dreamed about seeing Izzy holding your baby, or seeing him teaching your kid how to play guitar.

It plagued your mind completely. You felt ready, and you thought he was too. You hear the door open and run downstairs to greet your boyfriend.

“Izzy!!” You giggled running up to him and hugging him.

“Hi sweetheart,” He smiled brightly at you.

“How was work?” You asked, staring up at him with a sweet smile.

“Stressful,” he sighed. “But its okay cuz im home now”

I nod and kiss his lips.

“I have something to talk about when you’re ready,” You said quietly.

“Let me take a shower then we can talk yeah?” He responded, pushing a stray piece of hair from your soft face.

“Of course,” you smiled and sat down on the couch watching Izzy walk up the stairs and to your shared bathroom.

Your legs shook, as you zoned out, slightly nervous. Zoning out you stared at the floor, not even realizing how much time was passing. Izzy’s heavy footsteps broke you out of your hypnotic state and you looked at his wet hair, smiling at how untamed it looked.

“Hi honey,” you said, playing with the gold ring on your middle finger.

“Hi babe,” He sat down next to you on the long couch. “What’d you wanna talk about it”

“Well,” I turned to face him. “You know how we’ve been together for pretty long”

He nodded in response, his dark eyebrows slightly furrowed.

“I…” you trailed off, being way more nervous than anticipated. “I want to start thinking about having kids?”

His smile dropped, and he looked at me.

“Kids?” He said quietly. “I uh”

Your heart had dropped to your stomach. “Y-yeah kids”

“I don’t know Y/n,” he started.

“You dont want kids?” You stood up, sounding hurt.

“No no its not that I just” he started, you cut him off.

“Are you serious?” Your eyes welled up. “You really dont want kids with me?”

He stood up

“I do!” He stopped for a second. “I dont? I dont know y/n.”

A tear rolled down your cheek.

“I thought you loved me,” you bottom lip quivered as you spoke.

“I do y/n” He grabbed at your hands, looking offended when you pulled them away.

“Then why wont you think about it” you snapped.

“Because we’re so young y/n! I mean, we’d make horrible parents,” He said, getting just a little bit louder.

“You dont even know that!” You yelled at him. “I cant believe you’d say that Jeffrey.”

He looked sad, and confused, he looked angry, but not at you. He sighed.

“I gotta go,” He said turning on his heel and grabbing his car keys.

“Wow,” you said. “Real mature izz, real mature”

“Whatever,” He slammed the door shut.

You ran up to your bedroom and slammed the door before sitting on your bed and sobbing your eyes out.

Meanwhile, Izzy was driving to his bandmates house, Steven. If anybody had romance advice it’d definitely be him. Izzy turned into Steven’s drive way before walking up the doorbell and ringing it.

“Dude hey!” Steven said, opening the door immediately.

“I need advice,” Izz looked at him sadly.

“Oh come in,” He said confused, walking to the couch. “Whats up?”

Izzy looked down at the floor before speaking.

“Y/n told me she wants kids,” He started.

“Anddd?” Steven sat with his fist pressed against his head, holding it up. “What’d you tell her?”

“I told her i didnt know,” Izzy looked down at the floor again. “Its not that I dont want kids, and its not that I dont want kids with HER. Im just so terrified of being a bad father you know?”

Steven nodded, intently listening.

“I’d love to see you/n as a mother to my children, god she’d be amazing at it. But the last thing I want is to ruin her and our kids life. You know what if the band goes on more tours and U have to leave for extended periods? Or what if i slip up and drink too much. Im so scared of hurting her or our future kids”

“Well first of all, you can always bring them with us, and secondly, you’d be a great dad, and besides, do you really think she’d mad for one tiny mistake? I mean dude have you seen the way she looks at you?” Steven replied.

“I’ve noticed, and I really adore her. Im just… totally scared” Izzy sighed.

“Have you told her that man?” He asked, looking at Izz.

“I dont want her to judge me,” He shook his head.

“Trust me, i dont think theres a single ounce in that woman that could judge you.” Steven laughed, patting his shoulder. “Go home and try again”

“Yeah yeah you’re right man,” izzy got up. “Thanks I really own you one dude.”

“You sure do,” Steven walked Izzy to the door.

They said their goodbyes and Izzy left for home.

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You lied your shared bed. You had put your hair up, mascara staining your cheeks, your nose was seven shaded of red. You had been crying the whole time Izzy was gone. The nights events’ replaying continuously replaying in your head.

You heard the front door open and close, but chose to ignore it, simply rolling over and facing the wall away from the bedroom door.

“Honey?” Izzy’s soft voice spoke out.

“Fuck off,” you said, curling into a ball.

Izzy opened the door and sat behind you, removing his shoes before laying down and turning to face your back. He leaned forward and pressed a kiss to the back of your neck. You pulled away lightly.

“Can we please talk?” He asked quietly, his strong hand on her shoulder.

You turned around and sat up, sitting in front of Izzy.

“What.” You said.

“Im really sorry,” He looked deep into your eyes. “The last thing I wanted was to hurt you, you mean the world to me. Truth is i’ve always wanted kids with you, it’d warm my heart so much to see you pregnant with our baby, and stuff. Im just so scared of messing it up”

Your eyes softened as your right hand reached out to his face.

“What do you mean?” You pouted. “You’d make an amazing dad.”

“What if i have to go on tour? Or if i drink too much, i dont want to make any mistakes and hurt your or our child.” His eyes slightly turned red. “I love way too much to let that happen”

“Never in a million years would I think you’d hurt me or our future kid. It’d make me so happy to see you as a dad, you be amazing at it. I think you’re the perfect guy, and making mistakes is okay, especially as first time parents,” Your hand stroked his cheek.

“I want to try y/n” He spoke.

“Really?” Your eyes widened.

“Yes,” his eyes found yours.

You jumped on him and pushed him down to the mattress, pressing soft kisses all over his face.

“I love you izz,” you looked down at him. “A lot, no matter what”

“I love you too y/n” His eyes sparkled up at you.

[velarisdusk]

Our favorite Azriel stan 🦇🖤💙 !!

1. Why is Azriel one of your favorite characters?

2. Is there a specific scene that made you like them?

3. What theories/headcanons do you have for Azriel?

4. Feel free to share anything else about Azriel that the questions didn’t cover!

omg i wasn't expecting such a title, what an honor. i’d like to thank the academy, azriel, beyonce

putting this under the cut bc i just realized how much i wrote lol

i always love the characters that don’t talk much and aren’t super expanded on by the author (this isnt me saying he lacks depth, i just need an azriel book). ig partially bc of more room for headcanons/fanon exploration, but mostly bc it’s like…. omg so mysterious let me learn more abt you bbg 🫦 az is so broody and witty and i love that abt him

im gonna be so real i fell in love with him (and cass) from that first dinner at the house of wind. like i said, very quiet, very witty, lots of small but telling facial reactions. i was REALLY hooked, though, later on at the “i don’t see you spouting poetry, brother” “i don’t need to resort to it” AND IM PRETTY SURE HE WAS LIKE LEANING AGAINST THE WALL OR SOMETHING ARMS CROSSED WITH A LITTLE SMIRK LIKE STOP THATS ENOUGH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE i know its such a basic and very brought up bit of dialogue but UGH i literally squealed and kicked my legs for feyre bc god i WISH i couldve witnessed that with my own eyeballs

buckle up, i’ve got a good few. azriel: ♡ is left-handed. i wont be taking any questions. ♡ is a switch, but ive been on my sub!azriel soapbox for months now, and i'm not getting off anytime soon. sub top sub bottom idc, sub azriel for president ♡ if only he was born in the right place and the right time, he would LOVE rock music. i think where cass is more classic rock (i'll die on this hill), az is more punk rock, alt rock, garage rock, grunge if he's feeling a lil crazy. oh but i bet he loves classical music. ♡ at one point he tried to learn piano bc he wanted to play a piece he heard at one of those hewn city balls :) but he realized very quickly how difficult it would be what with the chronic pain in his hands and all :( ♡ there was one night in particular, he was alone at the house of wind practicing, and he got so frustrated after messing up the same measure for the millionth time. staring down at the keys - no, at his hands, his fingers... he slammed the keylid down on them over and over in a moment of rage ♡ when the IC asked why his fingers were wrapped, he'd told them he just trained too hard ♡ but he didn't stop playing. i like to think he plays in private. plays and sings for the shadows. and it's always beautiful ♡ he's got a soft spot for animals. specifically birds.. like owls and falcons i think. ♡ i also feel like he's got pre-mission rituals. like he's gotta sharpen his blades in a specific order, checks his gear once, twice, three times. reflects in front of the mirror for a few minutes, then heads out. i feel like it borders on compulsive. like he feels that if he deviates from it even slightly, something will go wrong with the mission. ♡ REALLY good with kids. they just gravitate toward him. he'll let them play with his shadows, shapes them into little animals too UGH uncle az with nyx is so :") ♡ has a small, hidden tattoo that means a lot to him and no one else knows about it. yes, he did it on himself. no, he isn't showing anyone except his mate. ♡ OH ALSO i feel like hes really good at dancing. like cmon he sneaks around all the time hes gotta be very nimble and quick on his feet. qualities of a good dancer. put him in a dance with nesta lets see THAT i have a lot of thoughts on azriel my bad

i love him

[haveihitanerve]

Avengers: Age of Ultron is my favorite movie, and I am not going to attempt to explain it because I really don't think i can, but here are some of the best quotes from Ultron that I feel the need to share

“Language” “I know, just slipped out” “for gosh sake watch your language” “thats not going anywhere anytime soon”

“Oh look theyre all lining up” “yeah well, theyre excited” fucking obliterates them

“Somebody wanna deal with that bunker?” *destroys it* “thank you.”

“Guys, stop we gotta talk this through.” *shoots all of them* “it was a good talk.” “no it wasn't.”

“Please be a secret door please be a secret door please be a secret-.... Yay!”

“Thor report on the hulk.” “the halls of val halla are filled with the screams of his victims.” *bruce, buries face in hands, steve looks at the roof like lord give me strength, nat looks at thor like what the hell, thor anxiously scrambling to save it and does not succeed*

“Boss?” “Oh no hes the boss, I just design for everything and pay for everything and make everyone look cooler.”

“Hes fast and shes weird.” 

“How is he?” “Unfortunately hes still barton.” “Oh how terrible.” 

“I don't have a girlfriend.” “that i can’t fix.” 

“I've seen her flirting. Up close.” *walks away* *wait a min-*“w-what do you mean up close?” 

“No more renovating.” *in the middle of battle* “you know i think ill make the dining room a little space for laura.” Nat: no one eats in a dining room

“That the best you can do?” “you had to ask.”

“The city is flying, we’re fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow.” 

“Steve, he said a bad language word.” “You tell everyone about that?” 

“Very very interesting theories. I have a simpler one, you're all not worthy.” *groans, clint sticks tongue out at him*

“Cap doesn't like that kind of talk.” “you know what romanoff..”

“Aw junior. You're gonna break your old mans heart.” “Clearly you've never made an omelet.” “he beat me by one second.” 

“Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep.” *hulk: roars* “...sorry.”

*steves face when clint greets his kids*

“We would have called ahead but we were busy having no idea that you existed.” 

“Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.” *tony: this bitch again? Why are you around every fucking corner you overprotective stalker*

*tony throwing darts* *clint throws a bullseye while hes taking his darts out*

“They're a mess.” “yeah. But they're my mess.” 

“Don't take from my pile.” 

“Just an old man who cares very much about you” tony being the only one to call fury Nick. (and maria hill but in a different movie so wtv)

“What were you napping?”

“Cap you got incoming.” *cut to steve trying to breathe on a car* “incoming already came in.”

“You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed… walk it off.”

“Evacuate the city.” *no ones moves* “get off your lazy asses.” *fires gun*

“🎶Ooooooh i'm decrypting nuclear codes and you don't want me to.🎶” (tony drop the full album im waiting)

“You're not a match for him cap.” …. “Thanks barton.” 

“Cap can you keep him occupied?” “What do you think i've been doing???”

“Beep beep.” 

“Stark is right.” “oooh its definitely the end times.” 

*everyone's faces when vision lifts the hammer*

“Iron man the ones hes waiting for.” “thats true, he hates you the most.”

“You cant save them all. You'll never-” *gets yeeted off city* “Ill never what? You didn't finish!!!”

“Keep up old man” *lifts bow* “nobody would know. Nobody. Oh last i saw him and ultron was sitting on him. Yeah he’ll be missed. That little bastard. I miss him already.” 

“Fury you son of a bitch.” “Whoo! You kiss your mother with that mouth?” 

“Its terribly well balanced.” “Well if theres too much weight you lose power on the swing so..” 

“Romanoff. You and banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.” 

“I was born yesterday.” 

Thor: says something serious and meaningful. Steve:...But if you put the hammer in an elevator..” Tony: itd still go up. Steve: elevators not worthy

“Im gonna miss these little chats.” “then don't go.” 😭

“Besides this one” *smacks tony* “theres nothing that cant be explained”

“That man has no regard for lawn maintenance.” 

“I will miss you tony.” 😭

“You wanna keep staring at the wall or do you wanna go to work? I mean, it is a nice wall.” “thought you and tony were still gazing into each others eyes.” 

Just them having casual conversations mid battle. I love. 

Its just that they are able, allowed to be a team, to be friends, we get to see them bond, not hate each other, we get to see serene team moments, we get the original six, its just them having a lot of fluff even with all the angst

[ughgoaway]

MATTY AS SULLY????? THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES IMAGINING THAT.

I feel like equally he would also spend a MASSIVE amount of time on making Annie an elaborate costume and then not have time to make himself one.

Also have you seen bluey?? It’s my favorite kids show and I imagine that Annie could convince him to be dad while she dresses up as either bluey or bingo 🥹 Oh gosh the brainrot is really strong rn help help help

OR OR OR what if Annie convinces both Matty AND reader to dress up with her. Perhaps Annie as piglet, Matty as tigger, and reader as Pooh?

Or! Matty as Mario, reader as princess peach, and Annie as toad 🥹 okay okay I gotta stop now

OLIVE YES!!! I LOVE YOUR LOVE FOR THIS AU!!!!

literally matty as sully and little Annie as boo. perhaps they even dress up mayhem as Mike so they have a full family costume??? PLEASE IM SOBBING TOO

as a sewer, I am now imagining matty hunched over a sewing machine at 3am and eventually giving up and hot glueing Annie's costume bc the shop bought one "wasn't nearly good enough for my little girl"

matty has severe hot glue burns all over his hands the next day, you question the number of plasters at drop off and he says "ah you'll see why on Halloween, sacrifice for the best costume!"

DONT EVEN BRING UP BLUEY OHMYGODDDDD YES. I am obsessed with bluey (depressed people who watch bluey rise), but the idea of Annie as bluey is just... everything. AND MATTY AS BANDIT??? it's PERFECT. you are literally a genius bff. she has face paint and shows up to school telling everyone how her daddy did her makeup and they're matching. maybe there's a little after-school party and annie drags matty around to all her friends to show that they're matching because she's just so excited. "look!!! I told you!! my daddy is bandit and I'm bluey!! our doggy mayhem is bingo. daddy doesn't have a wife so there's no mummy chilli yet." (she says this whilst side eyeing you)

Annie being a mastermind and setting up a group costume. yes. WINNIE THE POOH IS PERFECT. you decide to go as winnie because its an easy costume, you just wear a red top with a cute yellow skirt and some ears. Little did you know when Annie was asking what you were being, she had a plan.

"miss y/n what are you being on Halloween? my daddy can't decide our costumes. he keeps on saying 'but that's not cute enough'" you are like "okay I will tell you Annie but it is a secret, just between us? yeah?" she is BUZZING because hello she's being trusted with an adult secret??? she's basically an adult.

she finds out and sets up a little plan... asks to read her winnie the pooh book at bedtime that night and matty "has a great idea." he thinks Annie will want to be pooh, but NO, she is instant she is piglet. matty is obviously tigger because... hello?? hyperactive and just wants to talk all the time to his group of friends? that is textbook Matthew healy.

cut to halloween at school you are greeting everyone, and you look up to see them walking in, and your face just lights up. not suspecting Annie setting anything up just immediately just being over the moon. matty sees you, and he literally feels his heart squeeze and skip a beat. he just stands and stares in awe, Annie is bouncing and giggling, but he just can't believe you have a joint costume. it's like you're a real family. WAIT, NO HE CANT THINK THAT. NO. PROFESSIONAL THOUGHTS. just a fun coincidence. totally not life altering day-dream material.

ANNIE AS TOAD IS KILLING ME. but also maybe this costume for the first Halloween they're officially together.... IDKKKK 🤭

olive please literally never stop. this is MWUAH.

[renjunslvr]

Oh sweet I got more txt brainrot

So I may have been enjoying myself today lounging watching music videos, and I came across the sugar rush ride MV and....

I have many thoughts

Someone forgot to mention how 👀🫣🫣👀 TXT are and I'm on my knees in seconds for yeonjun, I tripped and cant get back up, ayo why is soobin getting closer HEY YOU'VE NEVER HIT LIKE THIS BEFORE probably cus he's blonde, I have a personal weakness for sliver/light blonde hair on idols idk it just never fails

Yeonjun can just have me I'm his, yep uhuh on knees at your service

And of course yeonjun getting turned on while filming the music video because of the dances his (5th member) maknae is doing, the outfits... The tight skirt, the glitter... Not being able to handle it anymore, needing to steal them and fucking them in a changing room. I know I'm down bad.

-🍃

hihi! sorry it’s been so long, i’ve been rewriting and deleting this request so much, but i think i finally got a good result, hope you like it!

Sugar Rush -Yeonjun

Warnings: Yeonjun is kinda pervy and delulu, Soobin mentioned, jealous Yeonjun, reader seems innocent but actually isn't, slight degradation, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), promise of pulling out, pull out method (gone wrong), creampie

~smut under the cut~

Yeonjun was quite surprised at how well he was able to control himself. You were in such a tight skirt and a skimpy little tank top, glitter all over your chest. He knew the stylists only did this because you needed to keep up with the free and fairy-like concept, but damn did you make his cock hard. You guys had just finished dancing for what would be the seventh take, and finally, you guys were getting a break. Innocently you stumbled over to Soobin, and the boy smiled happily hugging you as you leaned into him for comfort. Yeonjun was fuming because he wanted to be able to feel you like that. You looked around, and when you met Yeonjuns eyes, you lit up. They all were comforting to you, but Yeonjun and Soobin were without a doubt the most, which just filled Yeonjuns delusions. You walked over to Yeonjun, and he quickly grabbed your wrist, dragged you off the set, and into a small changing room. He locked the door, and you let out those cute noises of confusion. "Baby, I need you so bad, please let me fill you with my cock, hmm?" He said as he pulled you to him, hands slipping down to your ass. You blushed as you looked up at him before the innocence left your eyes. "You finally came around...I thought you never would junnie~" you said with a small smile. "Oh? So you really are a little slut, huh?" He growled out, quick to turn you over, bending you over the small couch. He flipped your skirt up, to see you in a skimpy pair of white panties. "You are soaking through those little panties~" He commented as he pulled them down just enough. Yeonjun quickly pulled his dick out, "I'll pull out love, promise~" You whined, "please just take me junnie~ want your big cock~" That is all it takes for Yeonjun to push into you, causing you to let out a choked out moan. He groaned at the tightness, and quickly set a harsh pace, not letting you adjust. "Such a tight hole hun~ f-fuck..." He said almost lost in the pleasure. You bit your lip, trying to suppress the moans coming out, but it didn't work very well. Yeonjun smirked as he angled slightly different, hitting your g-spot over and over. "A-ah~ s'to much~ g-gonna cum~" you whined out and Yeonjun groaned. "Cum for me angel~ I'm gonna cum too~" When you heard that, you moaned loudly, quick to wrap your legs around his, making it hard for him to pull out as you. "F-fuck, you gotta let me pull out! Fuck I'm cumming!~" He groaned as he quickly came in you. You knew what you were doing, and he soon figured that out, as he came down from his high. You weren't so innocent after all.

[dballzposting]

Watching this over and over again in awe and deference

- Yajirobe with his arms crossed and foot up on the thing just tossing him the beans like hes the coolest man in the world.

- Why? I can't track his thinking. I cant parse his precise motivations. He wanted to look cool for the kid? He wanted to make sure that Goku got those beans? Does he care? Does he actually care? That's beautiful. Where does he get off siding with the side of good like that? Does he care about having friends? Is is just becasue Goku is a crazy and beautiful bastard? Hes gotta respect it when he sees it? What it probably is is that Yajirobe generally acts with conviction and he cuts through farces with his katana. Hes stone honest. And he knew that Gohan was gonna leave with those beans anyway. So might as well cut to the chase

- KORIN GOT ON HIS CASE IMMEDIATELY. And Yajirobe CUTS HIM OFF TO SAY: AND THIS IS REALLY WHAT HE SAYS: "I'm the Bean Daddy this time, Bean Daddy!" That was his best rebuttal. That's what he cut Korin off with. Why was that his best work? Why was that important to him or anyone?

- Did you catch that. He called Korin "Bean Daddy" as a direct address, after titling himself the Bean Daddy. Why is ANYONE the Bean Daddy ?!?!?!?! Oh he's just saying shit now! Is that what you do up there? You just say shit?

- Why is this important to him? Why does he need to be the Bean Daddy "this time"? Maybe because it gets boring up there and the only excitement is when you get to be the one to hand people beans? Why is it said like it's a real title that they should get to share the privileges of, and that this time, justice calls for Yajirobe to be the Bean Daddy? What are the rules on that?

- Well Yajirobe did water them.

- Korin like all hermits is such a nasty crazy bitch. Oh you just come BARGING IN HERE unannounced? And now you want senzu beans? Well what exactly did you bring for ME? <- he behaves in this manner to teach young warriors manners and honor. This approach has never worked on that possum Yajirobe however

- Yajirobe is like "Quit messing with him you were gonna give him the beans anyway!" becasue he has laser vision and he can see theough Korin's old hermit Bullshit and he knows Korin well and he knew that he was gonna give him the beans.

- THE WAY KORIN YELLS BACK ... "STOP... IT WAS- YOU SHUT UP." So sloppy so award-winning. Old wise hermit cat who is a crazy bitch tells Yajirobe to shut up on screen. Hes not too good to have a sloppy messy roommate whom he yells "SHUT UP" to

- Complete and utter dick move by Yajirobe to swipe Korin's one (1) bean and give that to Gohan too. Actually not a dick move at all but just a display of the golden chops he's had since his debut. And Gohan needs the bean more anyway.

- "Why on Earth do I let you live up here" "I dunno beats the heck out of me" DIALOGUE TO BE EXPECTED I SUPPOSE BUT... i mean we all know why why he lets him live up there right. It's becasue hes an old hermit cat and it's his duty to foster virtue and discourage evil and Yajirobe since day 1 has offered a unique challenge becasue hes not bad but hes not all too good either. And he has a fine heart and has behaved virtuously when needed, and that really counts for something. Korin just doesnt have it in him to dispel something that isnt truly evil from him home. Also I guess yajirobe licks him idk

- Why did any of this happen.

[devilrosola]

Sinbad: *drunk* If you're as married as you say...you're gonna have to prove it to me somehow. Sinbad: You gotta kiss her right here and now! Kouen: Well, if that's all it takes... Ja'far: Here I come. Close your eyes for me, darling. Sinbad: Wait...I didn't mean... Kouen: Um. Okay then, Ja'far. Kouen closes his eyes. Ja'far closes in for the kiss. Sinbad: Uhhh...Wait a second! Why are you being so obscene?!?! Sinbad: I take it all back! You can't go through with this! I can't bear to see you kiss another man in front of me! Stop it! Kouen: Huh? Ja'far's eyes go crazy trying to kiss but cant go through with it. Ja'far: I knew it! I just knew it! Ja'far slaps but misses Kouen, hitting Sinbad in the face, sending him spinning through the air into the wall.

Full scene below cut

Sinbad: *drunk* If you're as married as you say...you're gonna have to prove it to me somehow. Sinbad: You gotta kiss her right here and now! Kouen: Well, if that's all it takes... Ja'far: OoO Kouen places a hand on Ja'far's shoulder. Ja'far: Ah-hah... Ja'far: *thinking* Wait. We're doing this? I don't know what to expect. Oh, actually I think I read somewhere that your first kiss tastes like lemon. Oh that's lucky. It'll go great with this marinated fish. Ja'far: *thinking* Ahhhh! Calm down, Ja'far. Get a hold of yourself! Kouen: Shall we? Ja'far: P-p-p-please just one second. Ja'far grabs the wine bottle and barehandedly slices off the top. Guzzles half the bottle. Ja'far: *thinking* There's no way I can do this sober. Ja'far: *already drunk* Sorry about the wait, honey. Kouen: Oh...uh...it's fine. Kouen: *whispering* We don't have to if you don't want to. Ja'far: *whispering* Yeah, yeah, but I've got to keep up appearances too, y'know? Let's just do it. Sinbad: Whispering isn't helping your case! Are you going to do this or not?! I want you to prove that you're really a married couple! Fork swooshes by Sinbad's face, cutting his cheek. Zoom out to see Ja'far threw it. Ja'far: Be quiet, Sin. If ya just shut up and watch, we'll show you exactly how in love we are. Ja'far pushes Kouen onto his back on the couch. Ja'far: Here I come. Close your eyes for me, darling. Sinbad: Wait...I didn't mean... Kouen: Um. Okay then, Ja'far. Kouen closes his eyes. Ja'far closes in for the kiss. Sinbad: Uhhh...Wait a second! Why are you being so obscene?!?! *Flashbacks to Sinbad and Ja'far as kids* Sinbad: Hey Sis! Rurumu gave me the best grade on her test! Ja'far: That's wonderful! You deserve a reward. Ja'far kisses Sinbad on the cheek. Sinbad: AHHHH!!!! ^o^ Sinbad: Sis...uh...When I grow up...I really wanna marry you, okay. Ja'far: Ah. Well then, better grow up soon. I'll be waiting. *Back in the Present* Ja'far and Kouen are about to kiss. Sinbad: I take it all back! You can't go through with this! I can't bear to see you kiss another man in front of me! Stop it! Sinbad runs towards them in slow motion, trying to stop the kiss from happening. Kouen: Huh? Ja'far's eyes go crazy trying to kiss but cant go through with it. Ja'far: I knew it! I just knew it! Ja'far slaps but misses Kouen, hitting Sinbad in the face, sending him spinning through the air into the wall. In Marga's room, the room shakes and Marga wakes up and droopily looks around. Marga: Uh...uh Is it the end of the world? Is it go bomb? Marga falls back asleep.

Back in the living room Ja'far: Ah...um...Sin? Sinbad gets up with a bloodied face. Sinbad: I see how it is, sis. You would even hurt me for trying to stop you from kissing him...Cuz that's just how badly you want to smear your lips all over this guy! Sinbad breaks down crying. Sinbad: I was a fool to think I was testing you. What was really being tested were my own feelings. Kouen: Hey, uh, you know you're bleeding, right? Sinbad: Ren Kouen! For now my sister's lips are all yours. Ja'far: Wh-what?!?!?! Ja'far slaps Sinbad again, spiraling him back into the wall. Ja'far: What are you talking about?! Ja'far turns away, and cries into palms. Sinbad: Well. I'll let you win this round. But don't forget... Kouen: Bleeding...still... Kouen: *thinking* Is this just normal for them? Ja'far: Are you alright, Sin? You look like you're about to fall over. Kouen: ...you're one to talk... Sinbad: Hey! You're about to collapse. They collapse on each other and hold each other up. Ja'far: Should I call you a taxi? Sinbad: I said I'm fine. You are such a worrywart. Kouen: Oh...Woah there. Sinbad and Ja'far wobble, but Kouen helps them stay up. Sinbad glares at Kouen. Sinbad: What's with that smirk? Is my failure that amusing to you? Kouen: Oh. No. I was just admiring your bond. You must have always been there for each other. Sinbad and Ja'far's hands tighten on each other's backs of their shirts. Kouen: Sinbad. Thank you for protecting Ja'far until now. I know it can't have been easy for you. Sinbad: *gasp* Kouen puts a hand on Ja'far's back. Kouen: Now she'll have me supporting her with everything I've got too. Let's work together to give her the happiness she deserves. Sinbad: *almost succumbs but throws off Kouen's hand and steps back* Why would I ever want help from a guy like you?! I'm going home. Kouen: Feel free to come back any time. I know Ja'far would like that. And next time, maybe my daughter will be awake. Ja'far: Poor Marga. She tried so hard to wait up for you but she just couldn't. She's so adorable, I know you'll love her! Sinbad: Ohhoho! I'll be back! And not because you invited me. It'll be to prove that you tricked my sister into marrying you. Understand?! Ja'far: I am not being tricked! Have some faith! Sinbad: Listen to me, Ren Kouen. If you make my sister cry a single tear, I'll have you execu--uh...well, uh, you get it. Just know that you will rue the day, ya hear me! Sinbad runs down the hallway and down the stairs, screaming. Ja'far: *calling out after him* Be careful getting home! And stop yelling, you'll disturb the neighbors. Kouen: *thinking* Was he going to say executed? That's a concern.

[pyropikmin500]

Time for some incorrect quotes!

Liz: What are you in the mood for?

King K. Rool: World domination.

Liz: That's a bit ambitious.

King K. Rool: You are my world.

Liz: Aww...

King K. Rool:

Liz:

King K. Rool:

Liz: OH.

Liz: My hands are cold.

King K. Rool: Here, let me hold them.

Liz: My lips are cold too.

King K. Rool: *covers Liz's mouth with their hand*

Liz: *Answers phone.* Hello?

King K. Rool: It's King K. Rool.

Liz: What did they do this time?

King K. Rool: No, it's me, Liz. It's actually me.

Liz: What did you do this time?

Liz: How the hell are you still alive?

King K. Rool: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

King K. Rool: What's this?

Liz, hugging King K. Rool: Affection!

King K. Rool: Disgusting.

King K. Rool: ...Do it again.

Liz, throwing their head into King K. Rool's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

King K. Rool, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

King K. Rool: Liz, you love me, right?

Liz: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

Liz, jumping out of King K. Rool's closet: BOO!

King K. Rool:

Liz:

King K. Rool:

Liz: *makes a sad face*

King K. Rool: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

King K. Rool: Well, Liz and I finally did it!

The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

King K. Rool: That's right... We kissed!

Liz: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

King K. Rool: Yes.

Liz: I love you.

King K. Rool: It back.

*Later*

General Klump: Why is Liz crying face-down on the floor?

General Klump: King K. Rool won’t wake up, what do I do?

Liz: Did you try kicking them?

General Klump: Yes.

Liz: I’m out of ideas.

General Klump: I lost Liz.

King K. Rool: How did you LOSE Liz?!

General Klump: To be fair, they are very small.

General Klump: Hey, King K. Rool? Can I get some dating advice?

King K. Rool: Just because I'm with Liz doesn't mean I know how I did it.

General Klump: Liz, I know you love King K. Rool. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.

General Klump: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.

General Klump, Krusha & Liz: *screaming*

King K. Rool: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Liz?!

General Klump: Wait, why are you asking Liz that when Krusha and I are also here?

King K. Rool: Because Liz wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Krusha & General Klump in the back of King K. Rool's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Liz: We have food at home.

King K. Rool: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Krusha & General Klump: YAYYYYYY!

King K. Rool: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

Liz: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

King K. Rool: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

General Klump: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Krusha: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Krusha: *about King K. Rool and Liz* They make a cute couple, huh?

General Klump: They certainly are standing next to each other.

*at an awards show*

Krusha: Can I carry you on my back like General Klump did?

Liz: I don't think King K. Rool would like that.

Krusha: *pouts*

*Later*

Krusha: *carrying Liz on their back*

King K. Rool: What the hell??

Liz: What was I supposed to do? Say no?

King K. Rool, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.

Krusha: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

Liz, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

King K. Rool, spraying Krusha: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

Krusha: Dude, I forgot-

King K. Rool: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

General Klump: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

King K. Rool: What’s up with Krusha? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Liz: They're just a little overwhelmed.

King K. Rool: Why?

Liz: General Klump smiled at them.

Donkey Kong: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Liz: I really care about your feelings!

King K. Rool: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Donkey Kong, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Krusha: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

General Klump: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

General Klump: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Krusha and I are dating.

Krusha, Liz, Donkey Kong, and King K. Rool: *gasp*

General Klump: Krusha, why are you surprised?

[fkyumerica]

each area, circles on the map, to have their kids take care of their kids they left and the rest of them

how tall is she, how big is her head. She got to mate with all those giants then go giant. They made another big fucking everyone whore. Does she put her pussy on their hair too? Yea. Cupid area was they mated with the infants. Anyways. Kentucky ground. Wire. Blow it up.

is that carol. "my opponent" mama right im your mama. stfu and die.

she was running around at the neurologist office

cailigulaaaaaaaaaaa

she was taller than him

holy sht

and

cupid guard

chop off her legs

like in the mummy

holding onto a infant to fuck it

on her back

bent knees

hahahah robo

i googled legs chopped off the mummy

images

now jump

it was the group in the coliseum in the gladiator leading it, knew about it

the groups to kill

the rest was family didnt know or whoever went in it

wtf I wanna be that bitch again. him or her or who. the noroi guy. then full house after. her whole family to let out a bug. then bug houses the rest of the day. after. noam chomski.

uggghh

the water rape

to tko

gtfo

glenis

dead kennedy

yea we raped them

whole group on the ground

alive still

come back the next day begging

why why why

give me something

wtf

queer

make a punk concert

theyre in it

and push you down

wtf my ass

didnt have a kid

and

conceited

i know i got the biggest ass

good here too

alix said they used these

float

invincible

can do it again

cheat rob steal and fuck in your house

kids take it out of it

and if they hand me it i take it in and fucking mess up with it too new mom and dad in here whoa im new and come back and hit them

again

whaa

got the sex

good too

kids says the got the sex good too part

and we married hah take a picture

arm around the kid

her

too

dick

we can find the map to get her too (giant)

and all of it

see the blood man

after mating with 18 see his skull to crack. and they would number off. and his arms out after.

not knowing what any of it is

send it to mar ch again

it is march

once a year wtf go

rain

guitar

see the blood man

who

oo

ahhhhhhh

no fear

we live

so cute her

i do her

and terror

send cuer

wtf

85

one alert for sex

and they all fuck

heard it

kennedy

you and me

take her to, any leg surgery, i dunno i like it

and

went

to

march

i live this long

then sleep

come on

bed

a lot of the world that stayed was just short. and whoreing parties around the world you wanna go? mating was it.

theres the noroi kid

he had no eyes

and

the girl,, her head would go all the way back

isnt decapitated

like it was fabric or something cardboard cut out

and

a giant too

hwo to catch them

part of a litter, she was

her face was the ET

she was a giant

the grudge one

and kept inbreeding, for them to win

that was the point

have a kid throw it in the window

it is that big people go to it

they used the camera to edit their facess

of seecurity cameras

she only shows up when she is giving birth

or puts her son in her

it was her husband

any relative is

there were 44 of her with those faces

senritsu kaiki file kowasugi file 1 operation capture the slit they put face masks on them

it is like reverse bear trap

no shes alive

they will push in their molars to go in their eyes

they are shreks

they take a eye donation of a dead relative

i can draw it

cappa why

hahaha

i got my hair flower in the mail today

it is big

its so pretty i love it

now i gotta sew on the collar

and moddel it

shrek and fiona

she is as big as the garage next door

the neighbor will get them to leave

chris keeps saying no let them over

and thinks they are her kids

to attack me

for anything hahaha

her leader

no

what

well fuck your bear child

WTF was that

WTF was that

GIVE ME YOUR TRASH BAG

these guys did fk their moms

punch her head backwards

dad would drag her

and

shes knocked out

dead

i can fuck her

so her son would

and dad would hold her head and go oh no

so the whole area

would hop

and wtf i cant figure this out

woman didnt talk to her

or him

so they fucked as they wanted

anyone

and kids dump them on her she wants me to teach it

so they shit it out on her

and in too

rapists

abortion to in you

uma

make ghost noise

see i dont go back

make the noise for me to take my kid back

and shes my kid

go walk

hits her i dunno its her

her son would

for her to get raped by everyone

even cared

kids infants toddlers in their arms

sit it on her

flip it around its her

and the sons stay short she hits them on top of the head

she hits her son

and

the mom

and the dad

but super giant

dan and katie

her just born

grandparents

find her

and

again she gave birth 8 times

funny to her not to you, his mother is the one on the right or big boy raped him got him drunk or drugged him right before he said it

lied to a whole town

tommy lee

me and my whole family

the actor

and boomers was this

midget night

edit for grease

they took all the buildings

insane

huge skulls

midgets

clockwork

and

sun

wont be a dad them neither

and their moms

next to them huge too

or gay what is it

ewoks wasnt it

but hits them too to go giant

one on the ground

top of its head in

no cone head

wont set out cones either

wooo

planet of the apes said put it in the garbage, they arent even their word of the lord.

Wed 8:00 PM

they let out mass dope, empty right? the whole house

hole

you know you live young over 400 years

and the old men who fuck no face girls

and those guys to whoreing girls

haha joke

infant what

abortion

happened

fucked old men too wo ho ho hot

abandon house whoa.. uhhh

mmmm

they will just go in and fuck

and hey who wants to live here give her a play house

and school

yea amanda bye

shes et

and no face mask

they were c ommercials so no one moves south

or out

already our family did

i was nice once

to my state no

leaave

hell yea

and go to the map area where the land, have kids again, and float, and just leave wtf ever it flooded float to mee I feel my child make a church and it ended there, we found them, and news too woo hoo tubing the kids mated. Pregnant or not. I dunno leave it. The mummy guy said it. And movie get money go. Move in college area. Why build another one no one else moved in yet.

he brings over the kid after he fucks it

party fowl

it was alawys that if you party you cant bring it with you

oh and caught, oh and caught

tale of gregor, guys caught, suicidal, kill it too. marilyn manson

him hating everyone, is him. the whole time. curtis

im gay i can be your daughter- murder that obsessed italy, i am obsessed

gwen stefani/destiny- no im not you, yea she did it, hi

[roachemoji]

S2 04

I FOR GOT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED AT THE END OF THE LAST EPISODE LMA SKDJHSA LDKJASKDHJ MY MAN IS GOD GOD GOD GOD

EVERYONE'S FACE BUT MIKE BEING THE ONLY ONE STARING AT HIM WHILE EVERYONE LOOKS AT EACH OTHER

Is he lying about not remembering because AOSDKJH IF he's losing memories now too im sorry king dissociating is hard enough as it is

THEM FINALLY !!!! BELIEVING THAT WILL IS ACTUALLY EXPERIENCING THINGS INSTEAD OF JUST HAVING FLASH BACKS !!???!?!?!? YEAH YEAH YEAH DONT BELIEVE THE LAB BABEYYY

auGHGHHSADKJA do we think Will is autistic too because his experience of Feeling something but not knowing what is it feels real Alexithymia to me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! correct me if im wrong bc i might just <3 be projecting

HOPPER AND EL!!!!!!!!!!!! I ASDADHLK

GOD this is so hard !!!!!!!!!!!!!! because i understand where Hopper is coming from but isolation is so fucking difficult to go through i fEEL FOR EL SOSOSOSO MUCH

Me trying to ground my kid with psychcic powers <3

HOPPER IS !!! I KNOW YOURE STRESSED AND SCARED OF HER GETTING HURT BUT KAJSHDHAKJSDAKSHJL HOPPER KING!!!!! KING!!!!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO MANAGE YOUR FUCKING SHIT THATS!!! SHES JUST A LIL GIRL

the SHIFT in the Byer's attitudes towards going out like they didnt experience all that shit a year ago and Nancy doesnt have a history of lying about where she's going KJASDHLASKDJH

Hopper is going THROUGH some shit today queen you gotta ive him a minute !!!

TEMP LOW AND DISSOCIATING @aemiron-main did you mention ice powers I cant remembeRRRRR

D'ART'S LITTLE YAWNNNN

I love how often everything is compared to real life situations or creatures like how Nancy figured out it was attracted to blood and now Mr Clarke explaining Fight or Flight (just Fear???) Will experiencing Trauma and SO MUCH anxiety

OH NO EW I HATE THAT DONT JUST SAY THAT

HOPPER YOU WERE SO UCKING CLOSE TO APOLOGIZING YOU WERE SO CLOSE KING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO BETTER BE BETTER GROW !!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW ITS A LOT BUT SHES JUST A LITTLE GIRL

WHAT IS BILLY'S FUCKING PROBLEM WITH STEVE KAJHSKAJHLDKJAH LIKE I actually don't know why i say that i know exactly why and idky men are still like this hes just a Dude with Nice Hair i promise its not a threat you look like you're a 30 year old in highschool and you'd shower with socks on

SDKDJKHSFLKFDKJH WHY ARE TEY SHOWERING WITH THEIR TOWELS ALSO COMUNAL SHOWERS STRESS ME OUT SO MUCH

Paranoia In The Park!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD EW I HATE THIS MAN'S FACE AND EVERYONE ELSE GOD

TRYING to get through to Will while he's like actively dissociating with his little bowl cut without a fucking shirt on like AODHAKSJh UASDHKJfd

Side note my internet is so jumpy recently for some reason and the video is only loading like 30 seconds at a fucking time damn girl

IS WILL EXPERIENCING LIKE ANOTHER WILL'S MEMORIES/CONNECTED TO OTHER VERSIONS OF HIMSELF???? OR THE CREATURE ???

WILL SCRIBBLING WITH THE INTENSITY OF ME TRYING TO GET CLIP STUDIO TO RESPOND!!!!!!!!!!!

MIKE being such a DICK to Max and for WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! Yall are probbaly her first group of friends who arent pieces of shit RELIEF to her and YETTTTTT !!! Mike's.... intentions are good hes so worried but hes also so one track minded and a dick AKJSDH

eLL BABYY actually cleaning it all up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pLEASE MOVE THE GLASS BEFORE TOUCHING THE FLOOR ???? WAS HOPPER KEEPING POLICE RECORDS IN THIS FUCKING PLACE IM SCREAMING

i HATEEE How much these guys play off being fucking sweet and nICE ???? LIKE GODDD viscerally uncomfortable its so fucking clear that theyre up to shit yall are SO bad at hiding that KAJSHDKAJDH

Them blaming people for Will and Barb and THEM NOT DENYING IT LIKE HEE HEE :3c it was an oopsie woopsie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now we're gonna guilt trip you into believing we're actually doing all we can to contain this so that The Evil Russian's dont get their Stinky Hands on it !!!! because oh No what if theEy use it for bad (unlike us***********)

jusT ME and my BSTIE piecing together my son's FUCKED UP little puzzel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do the arms touch down in all the pumpkin patches is that why they're all fucked up ????? ROOTS !!!! VINES!!! THIS DOES FEEL LIKE THE PUMPKIN EP OF OGOA

AKJHDAKLJHDSKJHDS YALL !!!!!!!!!!! ARE SO BAD AT BEING FRIENDS WITH OTHER PEOPLE ASDHAKSLJDHLAKJH LIKE JUST BE HONEST WITH HER YOURE ALL LIKE 12

DONT L OO KAT LUCAS LIKE THAT IM AKSHDLAK DJH!!!!!!!!!! MAX TOLD HIM OFF AND HES FEELING THE GUILT HE SHOULD BE FEELING BC MAX IS RIGHT DONT STARE HIM DOWN LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE BILLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!! please tell me something happens to him IS HE JUST RACIST WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ???????????? MAX BBYGIRL I M SO SORRY

OH SHE FOUND THE TERRY NEWS PAPER - i Odn tknow if its any different from the og we saw in season one and my internet is too fucked up to pause and watch shit

BRENNERS FUCKING WIG KILLS MEEEEE LMAOOOOAOAOSODHHDAKJFSDKFSDJK STOP

My internet is so jumpy i learned what latency was and the fact i needto restart my router and fucking cant bc its in a room someones in and theyre asleep and OUGH its pissing me off

ANYWAY STILL DONT THINK EL IS JANE I DONT KNOW WHY I HAVE NOTHING TO GO OFF OF BUT MY OWN INTUITION

HER VANISHING THE SECOND EL SAID MAMA WHEN SHE TOUCHED HER TOO ALSO JUST FEELS ://// ON THE NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thOUGHT the guy int he red jacket was like a parralell BUT IT turns out its just bci watched a different movie with a dude with the same jacket SO ASKDJH </3

NANNCCYYYYYYY IS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMART BUT ALSO YALL WHAT IF THEY BUGGED YOUR CAR. THEY HAVE EVERYWHERE ELSE BUGGED AKJSHDAJSH ?????

ARE YOU FEED DINGG YOUR CAT CHERRIOOSSSSSSSSS ??????????????????

DID D'ART EAT THEIR FUCKING CAT ???????????????????????????????

OH MY G OD OH MY GOD NO T THE FUCKING CAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE THATS OBVIOUISLY BLOOD IM GONNA THROW UP STOPPPPPPP BABBY BOYYY HIS LITTLE TAIL WAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUUGHHFASHDKKASJHDKJ

I HATE HOW FLESHY EVERYTHING SOUNDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNNECESSARY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI OKAY THIS IS THE FIRST EPISODE THAT ENDS IN THE UD OTHER THAN WILL BEING FUCKING LIKE BRAIN BLASTED AND IT DOES IN FACT NOT HAVE ANY ENDING MUSIC @ EM JSY MWUAH MWUAH

Stranger Things S2 01

this is just me live blogging watching ST none of my thoughts are v coherent enjoy <3

STARTING OFF REAL INTERESTING BUT REAL TALK when you have like a cool haircut how do you expect not to be found if u do a crime???? LIKE I LOVE YOUR MOHAWK AND I GET IT U DONT WANT TO COVER IT BC OBVIOUSLY BUT!!!!

this is NOT the focus obviously its about the fact theres other kids from the lab BUT AKSHDAKSJDKH

DUSTINNNN!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IM SO GLAD WE'RE STARTING ON HIM KISS KISS KISS

not the reagan sign STOP STOP ITS BEEN 2 SECONDS I HATE TED THATS HIS NAME RIGHT FIGHT KILL DESTROY BITE BITE BITE BITE

also the boys have grown SO MUCH !!!!!!! i forget there was actual real time between when these were filmed KSJHD im so excited to see Will and his perpetual bowl cut

JOYCE MY MOM!!!!!!!!!! SHES SO PRETTY AND SO CONCERNED I JUST LOVE HER

THE CHIP EATING DUDE FUCKING !!!! REMINDS ME OF THAT FUCKER FROM MONSTER HOUSE???????

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE REMINDS ME OF THIS ASKJDHASKJHDKAJSH

Will is so tiny ..... and little? oh hes being teleported into the fucking upside down again baby boy im so fucking sorry also ilu but why would you just walk outside away from wher eyour friends WERE to look at the horrifying shit world you were trapped and almost died in ????? aSDKJH

Im gonna have to DM you on discord or something so i can properly save all the things you have to say about the timelines and how the Russian shit plays into that because was anyone calling El (im assuming he's referring to her) is Russian??? IK this is possibly the third (?) timeline we've seen (genuinely let me know if i can do that its ok if not i forget tumblr has Dms)

ALSO WHO IS THIS GUY IM CRYING HES!!! WHAT A PI??? WHO ARE YOU

NANCY AND STEVE ALSO BESTIES IM CRYING STEVE IS hes trying so hard are they dating my brain is so full of queer shit that im so deadset on platonic hetero relationships - i paused for one second and unpaused and they kissed SO THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION

idk what relationships to pay more attention to bc the dynamic between Mike and El interests me the most because of how compulsory everything feels and how El is going to navigate a completetly new environment and how Mike will cope with that? (im assuming its not well)

OH is this the !!! the guy that i see people talk about all the time YEAHHH THE BLOND MULLET MAN AND MAX what the fuck is his name Billy??? He looks trans

CRYING AT CHECKING OUT H IS ASS GIRL WAHT ASS HES FLAT HE HAS NOTH ING AKDSHASKHDKAJSH and those jeans are supposed to be supporting cheeks

I love Mr Clark so much and everyone who looks bored in his class just doesnt GET IT

BUT ALSO MAX I GET IT QUEEN the boys all staring are so good I FORGET THEY GO AS THE GHOST BUSTERS FOR HALLOWEEN

JOYCE MY MOM WHO IS THIS GUY HES??? GOOFY AND SHES SO HAPPY ??? BOB !!! i have no initial bad opinions of him bc hes silly and goofy and he makes Joyce so happy and she deserves to be SO SOSOS OS HAPPY and nothing but happy

IF i have to endure another god damn Hopper flash back im gonna throw up and scream and cry and lose my mind and I won't recover and I'll never come back

Im in call while I watch this episode because i really wanted to get through while and actually use my brain bc i don't that often - but my roommates bird is sitting next to her mic and farting really really softly into it and its making me lose my fucking mind

CORN MAZES WHEN YOURE TALL LOOK SO EASY AND LESS SCARY WHENEVER IM IN A FUCKING CORN MAZE ITS TERRIFYING AND I CANT SEE SHIT BC IM LIKE 2 FEET TALL

NANCCYCYY AND JOHNANATHANANSDNSAKDJ BESTIES BESTIES BESTIES BEST FRIENDS IM MAKING THEM A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET ITS THEIR FAVORITE COLOURS AND THEY NEVER TAKE THEM OFF

ADN STEVE TOO!!! IM SORRY YOURE A THIRD WHEEL BUT its the start of season 2 how do we feel about polyam relationships between them where the audience for that point me in the correct direction

DUSTIN IS RIGHT ALSO I LOVE HIM i love his little hats - MAX IS ALSO RIGHT

God i feel so ba for Will like to be??? singled out like that especially in elementary school? hell.

WHERE ARE THEY GOING TOGETHER WHAT IS HAPPENING ISNT THIS THE LAB ??? ougHHH THAt needle sound was unecessary

REALLY starting to see how this might be a different timelinei have no idea how ???? Joyce would.... trust them??? UNLESS THIS IS A HOSPITAL no its not ho films ina fucking hospital like this

also theyre mentioning the upside down

I understand needing to go back to the only place that fully understands that it exists and you need a place to talk to someone and also monitor him physically without being dismissed as insane - but i dont understand how Joyce OR Hopper would trust the Lab again after everything happened??????

I'm glad that he's actually getting help, and im glad that Joyce and Hopper are there to make him feel safe and support him given everything but !!!!!

this iS THE. He has PTSD. when did they get the word to describe that akjhaskjdh NVM HE JUST SAID IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO IS PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL HELPFUL BC IT SURE THE FUCK IS N OT FOR ME ????????? also who is this DR hes kinder but "i need you to trust me" to JOYCE AFTER THE BRENNER SHIT ???

also them NOT MENTIONING IT WHEN THEY LEAVE BUT JOYCE UPSET ABOUT THE WHOLE "i need you to trust me" THING B UT NOT BRINIGN UP BRENNER?????? susususususus timeline shit anyway EM @ me tell me wahts up kiss kiss mwuah mwuah

OH they've upped their guinea pig game on entering the upside down and the gatelooks fucking uglier and uglier LOVE THE TORCH glad it works but no wonder the gate looks angry???

DUSTINNN I LOVE H IM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

ough i have a feeling her older brother is gonna ..... trigger me a lil but we'll get through it

THEM BOTH HAVING A CRUSH ON HER!!!!!

If YouR fRiEnD jUmPs OfF a ClIfF 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

THEYRE GOING OVER TO HAVE DINNER WITH BARBS FAMILY STOP STOP STO PST OPST OPST IM GONNA CRY Oh they hired a P.I okay yeah the bald guy he..... HIS CARD STOPPPPP

realizing they defenitely can't tell her parent's what actually happened to her an di hate that im gonna oaufkahd girl im so sorry im so sorry im so osrry UPSET BC SHE AS A CHARACTER DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE I WISH THEY HADN'T DONE HER DIRTY LIKE THAT

all the photos of her would make me so ill to look at like god NANCYYY THE GUILT AND B LAME GIRLIEEEE

also Mike rebelling after experiencing that kind of trauma and losing Will and El even though Will came back he's not the same of corse he's struggling - calling it with the !!!! WALKIE TALKIEEEE girl i miss her too

YEAHHH ITS dustiNNNN BUT HE AKSHDKAJSH

DUSTINNN IM KAHSDKJH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES SO SILLY !!!!!!!!!!!!! HES THE SILLY IN MY HEART

HONESTLY props to him again for not like invesigating something that was probably gonna be HORRIBLE he'd survive a horror movie

JOYCEEEEE IN MY FAV SHIRT SHES SO KISS KISS KISS KISS

Johnathan is such a good brother bro BUT ALSO WILL IS SO RIGHT I GET IT I GET IT I UNDERSTAND TREATING IT LIKE ITS NORMAL MAKES IT WORSE !!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED PLEASE ACKNOWLEGE THAT and JOHANATHANNN HES THE FREAK AND A WEIRDO

STOPA SDADKSHJ iT S THAT WHY YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRINEDS SHUT UP STOP STOP /POS

BOB i love you so far and ik that being a step parent in these situation (even tho hes only dating Joyce its the same) is so hard especially when there are kids involved BUT YOURE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB

AND THEYRE ALL WATCHING THE MOVIE TOGETHER AHHH

ew the phone the trigger GIRL YOU GOT THIS ITS OKAY ITS OKAY BUT ALSO THATS SUCH A HORRENDOUS RINGTONE WHAT THE FUCK

love me a tech who accidentally ignores the alarms going off (i couldnt hear the song playing it feels important - unintentially placing importance on all the music in this show now thank u em)

OohuaAHDAKJH OH WILL IS GONNA get ,,,,, yoinked back again isn't he ouguhadhAKHDJS interesting that it really only affects the *outside* like doors are now portals in a way ? i cant remember if it affected the inside of the arcade immediately or not

OH MIST LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wood Waffle Hours !!!!!!!!!! OH NO CABIN HOURS??? IS SHE. IS SHE. BIG EYE BALL EMOJIS LET ME SEE MY GIRL LET ME SEE THE BABY GIRL !!!! this entire scene makes it seem like shes a fucking AKSJDHA freak ass creature

HER HAIRRRRR SHES SO CUTE STOPPPP HOPPERS LITTLE SMILE IM TEARING UP AND CRYING ACTUALLY LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM LOOKA T THEM OUGHHAHAHHHHHHHH IM HEAVING

thank u for reading these were my thoughts