#oh and he doesnt wanna be out of the loop

[arolesbianism]

Sigh. Thinking abt isat eg au again. Head in hands comic Frin taking on King's name after the third universe reboot erases him in an attempt to hold onto what was previously the last remnant of their original version of the universe only to have that memory fade with the rest by the time isat Siffrin starts doing king quest stuff leaving them left with a name that isn't their own nor the person it originally belonged to with none of the meaning left behind

[littleplantfreak]

Down to my level

Headcanons Ft. Umemiya Hajime, and Togame Jo

These guys are 6'2 and I think 6'1 respectively so have some writing about being shorter than them cause I'm 5'7ish and wanna climb them like a tree literally. Some ended up not being about height because i got off track thinking about Ume's arms //shrugs

Umemiya Hajime

Loves ruffling hair and he thinks it's endearing when you try to do it yourself to him. Catch him while hes squatting in the garden for perfect ruffling opportunities. (maybe a smooch or two as well)

He will seat you on things when he's kissing you so he doesn't get a cramp in his neck, or better yet just wrap your legs around his waist and he'll hold you up. Give those big arms of his a workout, he'll be more than happy to hold you.

Can't help but grab things for you if they're too high. If you have a problem with that he makes sure to have a step stool. (Just stop putting things so high? Nah he thinks it's cute when you're on your tip toes)

King of carrying - once again he is a big guy so he can do princess carries, piggybacks, fireman's carry, you name it. He's even tried carrying you under his arm like a football though it's not the cutest carry to be in.

He's easy to pick out in a crowd even if he didn't have white hair so you don't really have to worry about losing him.

Blocks out the sun really well or if you're hiding from someone you can basically disappear behind him.

His height also helps in games of chicken fights when you're in the pool or at the beach. Sturdy af AND tall? Y'all are unstoppable no matter how short you are.

"How's the weather up there?"

"Oh! Wanna find out?" Before you can answer he's wiping his hands off and scooping you up effortlessly, arms looped around your waist. Hands resting on his shoulders, you're a few inches taller than him like this. "What do you think?"

"Crystal clear skies...approximately 76 degrees fahrenheit and," you lick the tip of your pointer finger, sticking it out, "wind is blowing from the west. Not to mention the scenery up here is so much prettier than down there." He puffs out a laugh when you gaze at him a little lovestruck as you say the last part.

"You think I'm pretty?" he whispers, looking up at you for once.

"Illegally so." Your answer is so serious it's got his heartbeat taking off and he couldn't fight the smile if he tried.

"Y'know my normal weather man told me the exact same thing this morning!"

"So he's my competition?" You huff and giving him a pat on the arm signalling for him to put you down. Instead, he lowers you just enough so you're eye level with him, noses brushing lightly. Being this close you can smell the dirt from his gardening and the lingering of his minty shampoo from earlier this morning.

"You win every time sweetheart."

Togame Jo

Uses his height for good - usually. Kisses the top of you're head when you aren't paying attention to him.

If you're a brat he'll hold something you want just high enough for you to start jumping for it (thats the evil). He's impossible to knock down or and weighing his arm down to grab it doesnt work either. If Choji's around you can enlist his help in getting it since his jumps are always impressive. He accepts payment in candy though.

Also a carrier. He likes piggybacking you places the best. Especially in the winter cause you're extra toasty.

He's good at typing hair up and can help whenever you have a bad hair day. He's got a full view so he'll fix it as soon as its messed up.

loves being dragged down by his shirt to be kissed. He wears that gi sometimes though I don't know if thats the correct name for what he wears. In jiu jitsu its really solid and tough near the neck areas so you can pull and maneuver you're partner around? In any case when I see him wearing it I just wanna cross collar grip it and drag him on the floor (lovingly I swear) (I think its a gi?? I know he wears monks clothes so they might just be really similar)

You are not in a good mood. Togame's holding the last strawberry ramune over your head with a small frown and refuses to give it back. If anything you should be the one frowning. Sure you snapped at him because you were a bit grumpy, and it wasn't even his fault but you're tired, it's raining, and thats the last strawberry ramune.

"All ya gotta say is 'sorry' doll. I'll even open it for you if you want." he drawls slow as ever.

"I can get it," the words are punctuated by small hops and desperate grabs at air. You're even more winded than before and Togame's just deciding whether he should give in when Choji rounds the corner. A small gasp as a light bulb goes off in your head seeing Shishitoren's leader. "Choji I CHOOSE YOU!" You yell, pointing straight at the drink being held hostage. He moves before any thought can cross his mind as he makes a high jump between the you and Togame, successfully grabbing your prize. As he's handing you the ramune, you root around your hoodie pocket for the last few candies and trade him.

"Nice doing business with you! That wasn't very nice though Kame-chan" Choji chirps and waves before being lured away by the sounds of the other members laughing and talking about going out for karaoke.

There's a moment of quiet before you peek to the side to stare at your boyfriend. You realize you haven't been nice either and bite the bullet. Roll the ramune over in your hands, you look down at your feet.

"I'm sorry I've been grumpy at you. Think I'm just tired. 's no excuse but-" The drink is gone, being popped open by deft hands before Togame gives it back with a silent nod.

"There's a couch in one of the rooms down the hall. Want me to carry you?"

"You gonna lay with me?"

"That's the plan, yeah." Whether it's from the weather or from fighting with you, you can tell he's tired too.

"Good. And yes please." Your voice is soft as you reach up, wrapping your arms around his shoulders.

"There's my sweet girl," he grunts, hoisting you up in a princess carry and making his way to one of the back rooms further from the noise of the other boys in the theater.

[dandysworldhcs]

YOU🫵

LOCKSTEP

I just wanna say you’ve successfully made me cry with that Connie headcanon where she helps ppl who are grieving

May I have more I haven’t been fed since I got locked in the basement

- Anxiety Anon

HELP IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO,,,

ok more connie hcs uhh

-any pronouns except he, she/her preferred but she doesnt gaf

-transfem apagirl whos some kind of arospec and a lesbian

-contrary to popular belief she really likes soft music. she would listen to fool by cavetown on loop

-in the cartoon, she was meant to be a halloween special toon that ended up getting added to the cast. her debut episode consisted of the main crew [as well as some non-mains like boxten, gigi and goob] going into a "haunted house" and meeting connie, as well as an old ghost hunter that was called to get rid of her. a few minutes into the episode, after dandy and some others have talked to connie and seen shes actually pretty nice, the ghost hunter walks in. and connie is TERRIFIED. like this is the only time in the shows history where connie has been shown to be this scared. she immediately disappears and does everything in her power to stop the ghost hunter from finding her, and the other toons help too !! eventually they help connie get out of the haunted house and bring her to like.the town[?] where the other toons live, and shes much happier now

-its rare for her to get overstimulated or extremely stressed, but in the offchance that she does end up feeling like this, possessing machinery is enough to ground her and calm her down

-i forgot which anon said this but we had an ask that said connie and gigi would switch between saying "best friends ? oh no weve been married for 7 years lol" and "partners ? no we're just a couple of best friends lol" and everyone is confused on what they are. i dont think connie and gigi themselves know what they are

-cant read. when she said "i dont really do that reading stuff" it wasnt her trying to seem rebellious or anything she Genuinely does not know how to read. her and boxten are illiteracy buddies !! also brightney wants to help her with that

-the fact that shes already dead and yet can be killed again by ghost hunters and twisteds Terrifies her. she doesnt like thinking about it

-doesnt remember how she died, or anything about her past life really

-a tad nervous about being vulnerable and affectionate, parallel play and physical affection are her biggest love languages. sometimes she'll be very tired and upset and just.lean on gigi or brightney or vee. or anyone she likes really. she feels weird for doing it but a lot of the toons dont mind and stay still until connie feels better

[ranhaitanisgf]

CONGRATS ON 2K OMG I FOLLOWED U FOR UR NANBAKA CONTENT THEN I SAW THAT U WERE DOING TOKREV TOO AND I WAS LIKE ?? YES THANK LORD BC THESE TWO R LIKE MY FAVORITE THINGS RN

if its okay can i ask for a samon gokuu scenario with oblivious bestfriends + star gazing

tysm for this !!! stay safe !!!! stay hydrated !!! take care of urself!!!!

— samon gokuu // oblivious best friends // star gazing

[𖤐] hello anon! thank you for requesting for my event, and your req has finally been answered !! this is more like one (1) oblivious bsf (you) and one (1) bsf who kinda knows his feelings but also doesnt wanna think abt it. anywho, i hope you all enjoy my lovelies!!

wc: 870+

masterlist || 2k masterlist

“...oi, (y/n), wake up.” samon felt like he was being challenged. he doesn’t know by who; God, maybe? if there was a higher power, it was definitely testing him right now. 

the only reason he had ventured over into your building was because he’d wanted to show you the stars. the sky was particularly clear that night, and ever since you were children, you had always loved to see the stars. in fact, it was one of the reasons that despite working in a prison in the middle of nowhere, you enjoyed your job. 

however, when he’d walked into your small office, you were fast asleep on top of a rather tall stack of papers, completely knocked out. the sight hadn’t surprised him, since it was not an unknown fact that you always tended to slack off when it came to paperwork, (he hadn’t realized it had gotten this bad, but he supposes that it makes sense). 

he’d gone to go wake you up and tell you, let’s take a break and go look at the stars for a bit, but when he’d gotten closer, he’d heard something that he was most definitely not supposed to hear. 

“samon…” you had mumbled, freezing him in his tracks. 

now, what was he supposed to do? 

hearing you utter his name in such a way had gripped his heart in a certain way, and now he wasn’t sure what the hell he was supposed to do next. ignore it and walk away? wake you up and confront you? ignore it and wake you up anyway? 

“gah!” 

“GAH!” 

it seemed the choice had been made for him. 

“samon?! what’re you doing here?! why were you just standing there? you scared the hell out of me…” you exclaimed, clutching your chest to slow down your heart. 

“i just came to tell you the sky looks good right now. and i was standing there ‘cause i was about to wake you up…” he’d decided to take the cool and casual route at the moment, even though you’d caught him extremely off guard. “the clouds are all gone so i figured you would want to see it.” 

“oh, that actually all checks out. i was gonna call you a freak ‘cause you were watching me sleep, haha.” you laughed, standing up from your chair and stretching. “there’s no way i’m gonna be able to submit all this paperwork to warden hyakushiki by tomorrow, so i might as well! let’s go!” as you looped your arm around samon’s and started walking to the balcony, his thoughts began to go wild. 

he’d never really spent too much time thinking about his feelings, especially towards you; he was always focusing on his work and his prisoners. although they were still prisoners and he was still a guard, he’d grown fond of them, (though he would never admit this out loud to them) and helped them with things they brought to him. his little rivalry with hajime was also included with work, and because of this diligence, he never really allowed himself to even think of something aside from it. 

with you though, he found himself thinking less about work and more about normal things. normal things that a twenty-year old might think about, like having a girlfriend and doing things he enjoyed with her. he could teach her all about how to garden and the different kinds of plants and what you can do with them, and he could even train with her. 

except, in these fantasies, it wasn’t a random woman. it was you. 

and that was something that made him a little bit scared. 

now, samon gokuu is not a man to get scared and run away easily, and though he wasn’t running away from you, he was definitely a little scared. not because you’re scary, (at all) but wholly because it was something strange and unknown, and he had no clue what indulging his feelings would be like. he supposes it wouldn’t be bad though. being with you. 

your arm untangled from his as you two reached the balcony, the cool air of the night feeling refreshing. you walked up to the railing, leaning against it as you stared at the stars. 

“ahh, you were right; it’s so beautiful tonight.” you said, a warm smile on your face as you looked back at him. the slight breeze in the night lifted your hair a bit, framing your face damn near perfectly. 

you were beautiful. 

“yeah, um…it really is.” he managed to get out, feeling a little bit too entranced by you. his supposed best friend. he almost felt guilty for whatever he was feeling, but at the same time, he wants to be able to imagine having a future with you. 

as he joined you at the railing, you scooted a little closer to him, beaming up at him with such a joyful expression that it squeezed his heart just a bit, (it really just skipped a beat, he just didn’t want to say it). 

he keeps a small hope in his heart that one day, maybe, these same stars would look down on you and him as lovers. for now though? he’s content just being by your side.

[kingkennny10]

Puppy Love

Stan Marsh x gn!Reader

typical stan angst in the beginning but after that its all sweet fluff with stan coming to terms with his feelings for you! Its very quick paced cause i just see stan as an impulsive fella who has to do things in the moment or it doesnt get done

Stan Marsh is often accused of being a hopeless romantic, he doesn’t deny it but he’s tired of hearing it. This night he finds himself on the roof of his home all alone listening to an old romance playlist. He knows all of the songs, one of them being puppy love by paul ankha. He sings the song and puts it on loop. Each lyric he puts his heart into, more than he means to, staring into the stars wondering when he will have his forever person. He knows it’s not healthy to feel like he needs to be with someone, but he misses being in love. He begins thinking of you while singing the song, your smile, laugh, your favourite clothes you often wear, the lame half assed bracelet he gave to you because he thought he fucked it up.

“Someone help me help me… help me pleeease.” He sang softly into the night air. As the song keeps repeating itself and he can’t get you out of his head he sits up instantly. “FUCK!” He shouts quickly and loudly. He has just come to terms with the fact that he loves you. This whole playlist reminds him of you, he isn’t just sad and lonely, he’s lovesick and misses you. The person who has always stuck by him alongside Kyle. You’re his end game, his one and only. You’re who he wants to have a shitty atomic life with.

He holds his face in his hands letting out a long groan. How could he not see it? How could he not tell how he feels about you? The thoughts he has about you on a normal day aren’t how you think about your best friend. The compliments he gives you off hand, the playlists he makes you, all the times he’s thought about cuddling with you and listening to the playlists he makes for you. The fact that he compares every possible partner to you. He can’t wait, he needs to do something now! He grabs his phone and checks the time, 10:27pm. Quickly he calls Kyle up hoping he gets an answer.

“Hello?”

“Dude I have a crush on y/n.” He says blatantly into his phone. Carefully he makes his way off the roof and back into his dimly lit bedroom closing the window behind him. Kyle laughs into the phone.

“That’s news to you?”

“Oh fuck off. Is their light on or no?” Stan asks grabbing his portable speaker off his desk. Stan lives across from Kyle and you live 2 doors down from Stan, Kyle’s the only one of them who can see your window from his own.

“Uh… hmm… yea, just a small one though.”

“Thanks, wish me luck!” Stan said as he hung up climbing down from his bedroom window carefully. On the short walk to your house he connected his phone which was still looping puppy love to his speaker. He let it continue playing quietly from the speaker as he talked himself up the next 10 feet to your house. When he was finally in your yard standing below your window he let out a nervous sigh and shook out his nerves. He turned up the volume placing the speaker down in the frosty grass and grabbed some pebbles from the road. “God this is so lame…” He said to himself as he began throwing pebbles to your window.

Putting your phone down due to hearing rocks on your window you got out of bed shuffling over to open your sheer curtain. You giggle seeing Stan outside scrambling to pick up his speaker and hold it above his head. You open up your window leaning out to hear what he has to say.

“I have a phone y’know!” You say loud for him to hear. You giggle seeing him roll his eyes.

“Well it’s more romantic this way isn’t it?” He laughs at himself. You only nod your head. “I know this is kinda sudden, but uh… you wanna go out with me?” He says awkwardly finally putting down the speaker,still letting the song play. You begin laughing at how straightforward and awkward he’s being.

“Stan I would love to.” You say through your laugh. Stan practically melted at your response. Never in your life would you have thought your crush and best friend would ask you out like its a cliché 80’s romance movie, but you wouldn’t have it any other way. “Is this the part where you climb up and give me a kiss?” You ask pointing at the tree next to your house.

“Is Kyle watching?” Stan asks without looking back. You take a glance down the street and sure enough you see the outline of him peeping through his window. You laugh at how nosy he is.

“Yea, you know how nosey he is.” You say as Stan walks over to the tree.

“Well I guess I have to then.” Stan says turning off the speaker and climbing up the tree to your window. “Hey.” He says as he makes it in front of you. You quietly laugh at him before pulling his jacket to bring his lips to yours. Your heart swells the longer you kiss him, you could very well be the happiest person on earth right now and Stan is thinking the same thing. How could he not have known sooner that you were the one for him. Thank goodness he’s impulsive as he is. You pulled away from the kiss first and nuzzled his nose before speaking.

“We’re still hanging out tomorrow then?” You asked with a dopey smile that Stan mirrored.

“Yeah, Kyle might crash it though now that he’s seen this.” Stan said and placed his hand on your cheek.

“You know Kyle.” You both said at the same time then laughed. Stan couldn’t help but smile. He feels complete, like theres nothing more he needs than what he has right now.

“You better get home so you can text Kyle about this.” You say leaning into Stans warm hand still placed on your cheek. He nods and leans in for another sweet kiss. He begins his decent from your window and you wave him off before closing it and getting back into bed.

As Stan grabs his speaker and makes his way home he sees Kyle at his window waving. Stan throws both his fists up in victory and Kyle raises one of his in silent response. When he gets back in his room and lays down he sees a text from Kyle saying, ‘you are so predictable it’s not even funny’ which leads Stan to text back, ‘well I’m not single no more, so it worked!’ After a brief conversation they both said goodnight and Stan went to sleep, all too ready to spend the weekend with you.

Hahaha, i stay projecting the things i want onto fictional characters, i hate that real life isnt a cheesy 80s romcom im still working on the next chapter of px3 cause i got really unmotivated for a week an a half, hopefully it will be out this weekend but no promises, i spend like an hour writing this, ima proofread and post tonight 🤭🤭

[bookwyrminspiration]

hey, as the page number guy, i was wondering if you could find a quote for me. it's from unraveled

(joke in honor of you still not having unraveled if that's not clear)

oh you think you're soooo funny oh he he look at wuil quil doesn't have unraveled yet they can't read it they don't know what happened even though basically every single on tof their friends has read it probably like six timesby now they know the plot by heart but quil doesn't because quil wont look at spoilers and their books always take forever to arrive because they sacrifice their time oney and effort to go to thoae eevents that onobua else goes ot to gget us all new keeper info and so they cant read the new nook ery fast st that so soooo funny tee theee i agonna poke fun at uil and mock the fact they cant read unraveled and theyre so lonely and alone and all they have for cojmaptn is their finals and assignmens wheil atll the rest of their frinds are rading the new boka dn having fun and making memories meanwhile quil hasnt been in the kotlc tag for weeks because they dont trust everyoen to tag their spoilers so theyre soooo out of the loop isnt that soooo funny there coudlve been a new fandom wide joke and quil doesnt knwew and everybody elsedoes and thaey all laugh at quil ha ha ha for not knowing when quil is so nice and kpind and loving and helpful and soooo sweet and everyone should be so niceys to them and and they just wanna be included but they caaant becasue the shipping takes for eer but they do it for you they do it foe ryou and yet you mock them for it ohhhh they cdont know the pages they cant see the pages silly silly quil so left out and excluded and sad wet kitten pathetic man cant read they dsee all their mutuals scerams ing and they dont know they cant know gotta gotta poke fun at quil tee teee im soooooo funny >:[

[honeyedheartss]

list of disjointed frankie thoughts (some fluffy, most smut)

but cumming when ur half asleep hits so different and frank sliding ur underwear to the side to slip in when he gets home and ur already passed out and u wake up enough to pull his arm over you but not enough to fully register the moment and then wake up later when you're coming

throat training w his fingers. the cocky lil smirk when you gag around them and he's like "awww can't even take my fingers? thought u were begging for my cock a minute ago?" and ur whining and trying to beg around his hand and he just slaps you a lil across your face "cmon now i know you can take it. you gotta. you're not good for anything else but my cock down your throat huh? yeahhhh that's what I thought, princess. attagirl"

boothumping makes me so insane I'm so hnnnnn nnngggggg frank polishing his gun at the table n u getting off on his boot while he ignores you and when you finally come he calls you a MUTT for getting off like that!!!! and overstims you with the GUN

him going w you to go clothes shopping and he's loving spending time w you but borrrreeeddd and so you finally have an armload of things to try on and make him sit outside the changing room (which he grumps abt bc if he's gonna be bored he should at least be able to see your tits 🙄🙄🙄) and you come out in a tight lil number and he gives you that look and yanks you back into the changing room 🤌

u guys don't understand what a chokehold this trope has me in tho it makes me so insaneeeeeeeee also the yanking him into a closet or sum and leaving lipstick smears on his face BUT HE DOESNT NOTICE and you send him back and he's acting normal tryna get rid of his hard on with red smears all over his mouth and neck and everyone knows but no one is saying anything bc HES not acknowledging it???? yeah !!!!

yall hangin out in the kitchen and he's focused on whatever and you're chattering away while doing dishes and he's like half listening, just kinda enjoying your voice as background and you say something ASTRONOMICALLY stupid and he gives you that look and then you think about what u said and you both start cracking up about it. (this is extremely self indulgent as an ADHD bitch who just says things sometimes without listening to myself talk and then ppl react and I'm like wait..... I know that's wrong lmao)

OR OR OR he's vibin at the table polishing his boots or cleaning his gun or summ and you come out stark fucking naked and he gives you THAT look when he looks up and then is like oh? you wanna play games baby? I can play too. and you're giggling and he's chasin you around until you land in a heap on the living room floor, him on top of you like a 250lb dead weight crushing you while he kisses all over your face and you can feel him half hard on your thigh, bucking into you

or tHat look but across the room at a party or event bc you text him something lewd and he finds your eyes across the room and is like we're doing this? u want this? now? and then he fucks you in the bathroom all desperate and feral, clamping his hand over your mouth to keep you quiet and tucks your panties into his pocket and sends you back out on the floor with his cum leaking out of you and proceeds to lean back against the table or bar and watch u squirm and try to act normal

feeling chill and normal and definitely do not wanna lick his vee or loop my fingers into his waistband while he smirks at me… him being already half undressed and just giving u that cocky smirk men do when they know they have u wrapped around their little finger as you frantically try to get his pants off h nnn ggggg

[the-s1lly-corner]

Req: take ur fav blorbo and write about a perfect date for them

PERFECT DATE WITH ITWARD

You fool I dont have one sole favorite, they rotate out with every new hyperfixiation. It feels like a "you're my new best friend"(/ref) everytime I focus on a new one 😭😭

Thst said while I want to indulge and write something for knubbler since theres next to nothing for him, hes like. The one character that I truly cannot pin down and keep in character (also I wanna dwell on my fran bow rot for a little longer, I'm not quite ready to pull the plug and stew over metalocalypse again <\3)

Given that hes canonically introverted (which still throws me for a loop, even though thinking about it, it makes sense!) I think he wouldnt want to go anywhere that involves interacting with people more than necessary... gotta keep his social battery up through the night for you; you know!

Though as I write this I've been struck with an idea, one that I've likely tied to multiple characters before thanks to my fondness of it; a date where you guys just get tother and cook and/or bake something together

Maybe I'm a sucker for domestic fluff stuff, maybe it's because I myself am a baker, or maybe its something else

But coming from someone who used to participate in mock-restaurant days in my school culinary class, I can say with confidence that baking/cooking together takes a lot of teamwork and communication

Something that itward holds near and dear, I think!

Zero thoughts, only itward standing behind you and guiding your hands when you're cutting something up

Hyper specific to me because I have hands thst sometimes go unsteady and jerk around, but HUSH!

Not related to the request but tjers another favorite trope of mine; character a steadying character b's hands (doesnt matter if they're shaking due to fear, or if theres a neurological thing happening, I think both are sweet)

Sure, itward doesn't need to eat and I'm fairly certain he cant eat even if he wanted to.. but I think the activity itself would be enough for him!

Another favorite trope I love is when a character physically cannot eat at all and another character describes what it's like to them

I think that's another sweet idea to take into consideration when with itward; hes not jealous of the fact you can taste things but he loves listening to you talk

Imagine standing with itward on top of the flying machine after the baking portion of the date and looking up at the sky. The stars and the moon, and the clouds. Everything is just so pretty... but itward cant help but to look at your eyes.. getting lost in how they look in the moonlight

Oh if he could take a picture, he would, but alas his memory will have to do for tonight

[ossuarywarden]

last session carrie got to dance with the traveling dentist its been crushing on for the past few days and im very much enjoying this slow-burn eventual trainwreck of a dynamic (vengeful morally questionable enabler tells a young impressionable grieving godling exactly what it wants to hear)

also i need everyone to know that i drew this while listening to toxic by britney spears on loop

(long thoughts about the piece under the readmore)

i must emphasize that carrie isnt afraid of him, but its afraid of touching him with the skeletal hand. the hand reminds it of its former warlock patron (noirak), who was a source of pain for so many people, including people carrie itself came to love.

its mere association with said patron tends to end up hurting those victims. and in the words of one of them, "i dont hate you, but your presence is radioactive." that kind of stuff really stuck to it, and its even reminded of that fact near constantly. so no matter how much it wants to have roltz around, it's scared that he might get hurt like everyone else. (carrie's relationship with noirak in another can of worms. ill save it for another drawing)

on the flip side tho what makes the idea of being with roltz so attractive to it is that he has NOTHING to do with noirak. maybe carrie somehow thinks that roltz will see it for who it is, and not a living reminder of noirak's legacy. not to mention that roltz is so far removed from the godhood shenanigans that been plaguing carrie.

it doesnt help that roltz keeps talking about not obligating urself to bear the mantle of heroism (another can of worms), and insisting on what you *want*. this isnt an avenue of thought that carrie's ever considered before and oh boy is it an alluring one. he's been throwing around the word "want" all night ("what do you want?", "want me to kill that guy for you?", "want to get out of here?") and carrie sure is enjoying having someone advocate for its desires

its not all smooth sailing tho bc as a player who knows what roltz' ideals and motives are, i dont think carrie will come out of this unscathed

i also wanna point out the border, the tentacles and daggers pointed at roltz and carrie's backs. those two ARE gonna end up hurting each other someway i just know it. they just dont see it yet. inclusion of lightning and constellations on the sides hint at other figures in carrie's life that its gonna have disastrous but important relationships with (eventually hopefully). bullets along the bottom and the stone necklace on top hint at backatory stuff for those two that they either keep buried or have hanging over their heads constantly

[magnoliamyrrh]

hey u guys wanna hear something weird. i clearly spoke too much yesterday abt manic dream girl pixie shit because i was just trying to mind my businiss at the beach today w the dog and another dude came up to me (rather uhh both awkwardly and agressively) but either way i didnt inherently mind it but his vibe was off and i could tell he wanted to ask for my number or something or like clearly wanted something from me but

anyway he asked me what i study and i said anthropology and he said he studied some but uhhhh. anyway out of all things??? he asked me if i believe that our physical bodies and evolution have an impact on who we are?? and i was like well man to an extent were just animals u know but also theres more than that to us (i guess he was asking if i think human genetics impact us like they do dog kinds). but then??? dude goes on abt how he studied human migrations and """breeds""" of people?? (not ethnic groups not race even but BREEDS??) and asked me where my accent and i was from and like oh ita a nice one and,, essentially how oh u know theres a historical connection between asiatic ppl (his ppl) and mine but then like,,, started talking abt how my people have more neanderthal dna??

and its like bro listen interesting topic but it felt very weird while being hit on and being asked where im from and also BREEDS??? and just like all the talk of if,,,, our evolutionarly BREEDS impact us???? bro what

and then the dude started trying to explain that objectivity doesnt exist bc of quantumphysics and how that loops back to religion and i was like,,, dude i get whst ur getting at but he sounded so pretentious saying it

and he just kept being like so insistent to keep talking to me and i uhhh im too polite

anyway

BREEDS??

[am-i-sans]

dnd adventures 40

holy shit we hit 40 thats so pog champ

suzy is going to kill sunnie oh well. tori said nothing permanent lol. dans asks tori if they should stop her. tori sighs and follows suzy, and us following her. suzy asks if anyones gonna stop her. that depends if we need too xD suzy just shrugs. frog tries to get away from inferno but cant lol. tori is picking up suzy noooo. inferno threatens to kill frog and tori glares at him. tori makes a gimme gesture for frog.

now were just looking for an inn and seeing if theres stuff to do. hotel california. dans goes to get undyne. inferno insights the hotel and is spouting lyrics lol. dans finds undyne and catches her up on what happaned and leads back to the hotel. inferno is still being cryptic so dans tells undyne to beat him up lol. frog says no dont lol. tori says no more drama lets just go in. but we wanna beat up inferno! dess cant find margarittaville :(

dans asks whats a margaritta? dess looks so fucking sad oh no. anyway into the hotel! theres some unforgettable california girls inside xD the receptionist says welcome to the hotel california. oh no the session has devolved. help.

dans did an arcana check but it seems normal wtf. i hate this. beach themed bedroom. inferno get off the bed you dont deserve it. dans asks dess again what a margaritta. she says its a gay drink and dans says to show him. "im sorry did you say COCKtail?" dans please. 'wtf is tequilla?' cam has heard of it apparently. cam says its made far south. suzy chucks a pillow at undyne. undyne throws it back.

dans asks tori if she wants to go in the lobby with him to wait in the lobby for sunnie. tori asks cam to watch the kids. thumbs up! suzy yeets a pillow at cam lol. vani tries to hit suzy with a pillow but she just takes it and hoists him up lol. inferno hits her with a pillow. she turns around pissed lol he acts innocent. suzy doesnt buy it lol. undyne went to eeby deeby for a moment oh no. pillow fight! undyne returns!

dans and tori get to the lobby and he gives her some coffee. talking about brothers. dans fucking tells tori that yeah, i know your a warlock. whos your patron? dans says he will help tori. 'i wont make her same mistakes.' 'so you know this person? interesting.' talking about her crazy mom. dans says she can choose to be better, and he will support her anyway he can. dans admits hes a bit jealous she still has sunnie. "worst comes to shove we can get married and move out to the countryside." that throws her for a loop xD dans cuts off the dark convo and asks about cute stories about the kids xD

sunnie messages tori asking to meet at margarittaville wtf. he'll meet us outside to take us lol. dans is gonna go support her. gonna get the kids to remeet him. dess suddenly came downstairs carrying the smalls. suzy says they broke the whole room. dans says they can come for a remeet if they want. and suzy can beat him up if hes rude. dans tells cam to watch undyne and inferno since they left them alone lol. cam wants to go with us tho so i guess dess is in charge lol. cam starts infodumping the books sunnie wrote to dans lol.

sunnie shows up and kinda stands there awkward. dans squeezes tori's hand in reassurance. cam is embarrassed lol. suzy is glaring at him lol. re-introducing the kids! frog is still excited awww. tori glances at suzy to behave. going to margarittaville! inferno went eeby deeby.

ordering at margarittaville suzy wants one xD cam too. tori says suzy cant lol. dans gets them nonalcoholic ones. sunnie asks how the kids happaned. they found tori xD cam says were cursed together. run while you can! so...hows sunnies life been? their both so awkward. no kids or anything. cam says they met them now and winks xD tori fucking glares. sunnie chokes omg. tori sends wind into cams face lol. jesus cam you cant say this in front of the kids. their rolling to seduce i think kay is gonna kill them

tori fucking tries to charm cam but dans counterspells it. dans tells cam what she tried to do. tori cockblocks lol. dans says to keep it in their pants until the meeting is done. dans gets back on track and coughs about teya. awkward. portal business. how do you even respond to that? 'how did she survive in that other world.' welp about that-

tori hugs sunnie cause he started crying. she apologizes for how she told him at the library. meanwhile dess is giving undyne weed lol. shes super hungry so they show up at margarittaville oh no. sunnie finally stops crying and pats frog on the head. dans slides his drink over to cam since cams is almost empty. and here come the high people screaming for food.

dans goes to do damage control and tells tori to uh take care of everyone else. undyne fucking just picks dans up. yes he will get her food. he has to fucking babysit jesus. he tries to keep her satiated with jerky and dess is sad dans went to margarittaville without her lol. dans says hes gonna have to talk to dess later and she instantly gets serious oh no. cam once more shot their shot and left lol. dess fucking drops the bombshell her sister is also dead jesus.

dans is giving her a margaritta oh no. dess is staring off with a scared look oh no dans fucked up. dans says she doesnt have to talk about it if she doesnt wanna and shes a bit relieved. sending undyne to bed. specifically a bathtub lol. cam apparently went to bother shopkeepers. time for dans to get high!

meanwhile frog tries to bond with sunnie over being bards. tori says he used to be better at parenting lol. dess goes to eeby deeby. sunnie is still in shocked of course. he asks what tori has been up to. she spent too long in a cave lol. he asks about dans xD frog gives tori a devious smirk. teasingly says their in love awwww. sunnie says she never explained how they actually met. she was looking for frog and uh cursed. suzy once more was raised by wolves xD

[keromelomii]

feeling like an entry tdy <3

tdy i practiced driving!! somehow its rlly comfy driving around my neighbourhood just going in loops ww (while praying a car doesnt have to drive pass when the road is narrow) i wanna learn quick so i can go places myself T_T i wanna go on a road trip with bf so bad even though ik thats probs impossible bc my mom would never trust me to drive that far myself sfdnjdsnfkjdkf

oh yeah BOYFRIEND i confessed to him months ago we’re dating now AAAAAA LOL i love him hes the cutest RAAAAA

i thought i was done with uni stuff last month but ig im doing more now, im so fed up i just want to get accepted somewhere to move out

its so hot nowadays the place is a mess (i hate cleaning bc of the heat) ik i need to sell my things n stuff but i cant bring myself to go thru all my things and clean but i hate when its messy

i wanna move out i wanna live alone i hate not being in control of my life i wanna do things that i wanna do but moving away also means i wont see my friends or bf and im so scared

esp bf i hate being long distance physical touch is my main love language :(

sometimes i imagine if he were to ever move in with me as a cute lil possibly like “omg imagine what if” but them im also like i dont think i want that commitment ?? im scared of breaking up while living together but also im scared of being too long term

but at the same time im like blabalalababalbla living together would be so perfect ughfgjdfg

idk i know i cant do anything rn about where i am and what im doing but i really hate my environment and how days are blending into each other

life rn is sosoosossoosoo boring

[winderlylandchime]

2/2 ‘BRIAN AND EMMETT! LOOK AT THE BEST FRIENDS. When you think about it, theyre basically the same person. (Emmett says it hasnt been his year dick wise) THIS is what im being robbed off when they don’t give me them as friends! Since when does Em know about cancer? I know for a fact that’d be a sweet moment between them and i was robbed! This is how he’s telling people? Iconic. If this was today, he’d just post it on his IG Story.’ And we are back at Mel and Mikey ‘I genuinely say this from the bottom of my heart: i hate them both. Finally lindsay has a fucking brain shes using. Unfortunately she still has a horrible haircut though’ Loretta brings Deb heart shapped dessert ‘oh rosie. My sweet Rosie *long pause and then looks at me and points to his Brian inside a heart shirt* This is literally me with Brian.’ ‘FINALLY TED MAKEOVER! I get triggered every time they say queer guy, just thought you should know. I’m so happy that Emy and Teddy are friends again’ ‘look Mike is realizing he’s an asshole. I could’ve told you that 4 seasons ago. Or episodes. The next apology and confirmation that he’s an asshole needs to be to Brian that dinner pissed me off! Who does that to a friend? Just watches while they get attacked?. I still hate him for that. BRIAN! Look at this cutie (and Ted reveal happens) TEDDY! He looks good. Wait, I need a video of Brian saying Ted is fabulous on a loop’ ‘they brought Rosie just for a little kissy kiss and that was it? Good for her. *looks at me like he just figured out all the world problems* mmm she probably had to go back to work on her show’ (she did not the show was already over at that point but he refused to believe me) Mel asks Linds if she is giving up JR bc she doesnt want to be her mother ‘girl, after how you and michael behaved? Even i dont wanna see that damn baby anymore. Now where the fuck is Gus, the real star of the show? Give him to Brian and Justin for a sleepover’ ‘mike acts like he’s got it all figured out and like he’s this grown up dude who is suddenly too good for Liberty Avenue and yet he’s a fucking idiot and a child. WHY IS HUNTER BACK ON THE STREET? What the fuck is going on with him? Why would they do that?’ AND we are at that Britin scene now ‘Blondie! Look at him drawing. Imagine if they hung out at Brians office and Blondie worked on his art and Bri was working on his shit? I should’ve been a writer on the show. God, im so happy his hair is back. BRI BRI! Okay what the fuck is going on? He doesnt wanna fuck Brian? Okay cool that’s okay. Can’t relate but to each their own, i guess but why does he look like hed rather jump off Empire State Building? He’s acting like he killed someone calm down it’s just an std it happens, what the fuck? WHAT IS GOING ON? Since when does Justin care for all this? Why is he being like this?’ Justin reveals the Rage drawings ‘WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS? When are you gonna stop fucking every et that moves??? NEVER? And he gave him a virus in the series? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED? Did i hallucinate the part where Justin and him had that foursome? Or when those dudes were all over him in babylon? OR THE LA FUCKS? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BLONDIE? Blondie i said never change? What is this? And dont even get me started on the Rage comic. Thats fucked up, thats why he hid it from Brian cause he knows that’s fucked up. I hate this. What the fuck is going on?’ He then got up and went outside to smoke and didn’t come back for 20 minutes. And when he finally did all he said was ‘this is bullshit’ and then he left the house to go on a walk to clear his head. And when he came back he refused to talk about qaf. So the beginning of the end has officially started.

BRIAN AND EMMETT! LOOK AT THE BEST FRIENDS. When you think about it, theyre basically the same person. (Emmett says it hasnt been his year dick wise) THIS is what im being robbed off when they don’t give me them as friends!

Your brother is feeding my little KinneyCutt shaped heart. They are basically the same person, I've been saying that! Also, they're both tall.

*long pause and then looks at me and points to his Brian inside a heart shirt* This is literally me with Brian. Yes it is, Brother. If Loretta adopted a cat (which she will in a half a second because she's a lesbian, yes this is a self-own) she would/will name it Debbie.

mike acts like he’s got it all figured out and like he’s this grown up dude who is suddenly too good for Liberty Avenue and yet he’s a fucking idiot and a child. The joy I am getting from your brother reading Michael is immeasurable.

I should’ve been a writer on the show. Yes, he should have.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS? When are you gonna stop fucking every et that moves??? NEVER? And he gave him a virus in the series? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED? Did i hallucinate the part where Justin and him had that foursome? Or when those dudes were all over him in babylon? OR THE LA FUCKS? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BLONDIE? Blondie i said never change? What is this?

I'm crying. I'm so sorry anon. I'm so sorry Brother. It gets worse. It gets so much worse.

(To be clear, I love the Only Time speech because it encapsulates them, but Brian proposing and every moment of that is awful. (okay we get some cute couple moments from them being engaged BUT AT WHAT COST? Justin not being at Babylon in the last shot is awful. It is entirely out of character. I hate the writers)

I'm sorry.

[jellyfishvibes]

After not thinking about it for a day it totally brained me in the head like a boomerang, The king probably wasn't a balanced heart

Ok so, miles of rambling before i swing back around to the point, the only wishes we know have been made are:

Link wished to uh fucking kill demise in skyward sword, ghirahim immediately hits him with the uno reverse after

The King in windwaker wishes to wash away the old hyrule and give hope to the kids

It is unclear if Ganon did make a wish here? Like he has the full triforce, and then he becomes the beast ganon, it was canon in that lttp manual idk if it still is anymore cause the wording in current stuff makes it super unclear? he probably did make that wish here, dunno how his beast ganon form in oot is different to the beast form he gets after making a wish tho

At the end of lttp Link gets the triforce and hits the status quo button, gets his whole uncle back and everything good for him

At the end of lbw Link and Zelda wish to restore Lorules triforce

This is also unclear because its refering to Hildas ancestors destroying Lorules triforce which like, i assume they had to wish to do that but the wording is vague

This is in the prologue to Zelda 2, the king like wishes for prosperity or whatever

Also kinda vague, at the end of zelda 2 it says Link uses the power of the full triforce to wake zelda the second up but dunno if the triforce just does it or if he explictly wishes for it

I love the encycolpedia entirely cause it adds timelines to show where so many things are when so here's the timeline of the triforce, i just think its neat

And from what we know about the triforce there are only 2 ways to make a wish, to smack your hand on it with a balanced heart and you just get it, or you smack your hand on it with an unbalanced heart and its splits off and you get the one you embody most, if you then collect the pieces again you can make a wish

So back to the point, in King windwakers case he totally didnt have a balanced heart he was piggy backing off ganons work, the triforce split and had been collected meaning i guess the next person to touch it get a wish scott free, (like i feel like there should be a clause in there to make it so only the guy who first touched it and got the pieces back can make a wish but then that can be cheesed by just smacking it before he can and making it split again to dely/yoink his wish, idk this doesnt seem very well thought out by the goddesses in universe)

Also sub thought, oracles wtf? it become bird?

Like i mean yeah i guess, it is all powerful it is in its skill set to be able to do that But why tho (i need to draw fanart of the triforce as birds now)

And second bonus

Skyward Sword Link was balanced

King lionface wasnt

Ganondorf wasnt

Lttp Link was

Lbw Link and Zelda? were? i guess? dunno bout the dynamic of 2 people making the same wish and they triforce did just reform after being split so i'm leaning more towards clause 2

Hildas Ancestors are too unclear, probably? seeing as it didnt split? maybe it did and someone used one piece to destroy the others we just dont know

King zelda2 prolouge also unclear, like he did make a wish but also notable the triforce is split after and he makes like a whole puzzle about hiding the pieces that like, fucks up his two kids so uhh dunno

Zelda 1+2 Link was

I'm responding all out of order sorry lmao got too many thoughts on the brain, the dark mirror and twilight mirror totally have some connection i just wanna add in here the magic mirror from lttp that tps you between the dark and light realm, lotta ominous mirror symbolism

*slaps flowery atmosphere text* i could connect this to the twilight realm

Mandrag Ganon is a fucking hilarious name and it should have become as vaguely canon as Ganondorf Dragmire is, oh my God, plus enchanted thieves? looping that in with his surrogate mothers being kotake and koume, two very old witches and him being a sorcerer in gerudo form mayhaps he had an enclave of powerful magic wielders as his like cult within the gerudo, all the other gerudo generally arent magic wielders, (inserts gerudo hcs here, maybe Ganon being the rencarnation thats pick out able from the other gerudo and fated to be their leader not because he man but because hes born with magic, most gerudo leaders we have seen that are born into that role have some magical ability of some kind, maybe the one man born every 100 years isnt a gerudo myth but a hylian one and how gerudo veiw gender is very different, i already hc a large portion of the gerudo population is made up of trans women, idk i should make a word vomit post about all my zelda race gender thoughts)

Lemmie retro fit this to oot real quick *cracks knuckles* Technically it was opened by accident, oot link opened the door to get the sword and didnt know pulling it would open the sacred realm for ganon, before you go get it you get that cutscene of zelda fleeing and throwing the ocarina into the river for you, its implied by this and that knight dying in the alleyway that this do be ganons doing and man stormed the castle, possibly killing the king dunno we never see him, he could have done it with said gang of thieves skilled in the black arts, if this is a 'in canon' written story no wonder the person didnt know that ganon and the gang (gan and the fellas, dorf and the dudes) weren't the ones to actually open the door before storming in but a random kid did blah blah blah smacks triforce, *server wide end portal opening noise here* 7 years of fucking up the kingdom, link gets bodied and down fall timeline in here

I do find the oots whole map is just the south forest in tp actually hysterical, its so funny, best theory ever, i love it so much and as much as i don't think it is canon its my favorite i love that guy, i think about it so much haha, I do think its kinda canon that the Zonai build the great plateau? dont quote me on it but i think there was like a comparison from a zelda memory with the walls of it and the walls were zonai style and probably rebuilt by the hylians like they rebuilt the temple of time (botw ruins site) ontop of the temple of time (zonai in the sky one) i do like plateau and lost woods swap theory tho so maybe the zonai did that who knows, if you want some fun zelda map vids to watch here are my faves plus a bonus triforce hero's theory

What the fuck

Hello?!?!?

Temple of light ruins?!?!?!?!!?

[headcannonsbutwrittenbyasnake]

Sagau! Imposter! Reader who accidentally befriends all the children in game. (Ps. Text colors are based off thier vision colors)

After getting chased out of Mondstat, they end up south of the city near a river and just hear a loud BOOM. Then this little blur of red and blonde running past them. Only for the blur to turn around and run up to them. Instead of instantly calling out her name, they let Klee introduce herself. They didn't want to freakout the kiddo, now do they?

"Hello I'm Klee!! And this is Dodoco!!! Do you wanna go fish blasting with us? My Jumpty Dumpty's make it really easy to catch a looooot of fishies!"

Seeing how destructive Klee could be reader tells Klee if she made smaller, less powerful bombs, she'd be able to go fish blasting more often without Jean knowing (little demon in the making >:)). 

Of course if Klee trust you then Albedo will as well. Although she is a child, he still trust her judgment in people.

Klee will also bring reader to Wolvendom to meet Razor! Because "Oh it's okay!! Big brother Razor doesn't like the city either!!" That or he hasn't ever seen the creators likeness in statues and books.

After meeting Klee, she brought Diona to meet reader, saying "Oh, oh! They're really nice! Even the slimes like them!" Diona has heard a lot about the 'imposter', but that was mostly from drunken adults! Diona knows better than to trust some one who drinks till they slurs their words! So Diona decides to see for herself about this so called 'Imposter'! And when they met, Diona felt a warm that made her feel at home, the warm she feels with her father when he's sober, a warmth she wants more of. With ears pulled back she approached the reader, Diona almost felt embarrassed but she didn't know why. When reader offers Diona a perfectly grilled fish (one they caught with Klee) she can tell, even if this person might be an imposter, they're a good person. Probably better than she's met at the bar she tends to. 

"*Munching on the grilled fish* Even if you share the Creator's face, you're a good person! *Munch munch* Those stupid drunkards must have been the one to put out that warent..."

(Since from what I can tell, Diona doesnt have much interaction with other characters, so no +2 characters.)

Qiqi meets Reader after she gets stuck in a loop again without anyone around to help. Thankfully they remember the fact that if she gets stuck like this, all you need to do is hug her and tell her "I love you the most," until she gets unstuck. And that's what reader did. Qiqi felt warmth, nothing like the rot inducing warmth she felt on hot days, but the warmth she had seen between family members- one the she so desperately craved. So for a good hour afterwards Qiqi followed reader around like a lost puppy. Until it started to get dark, reader tries to get Qiqi to go back to Liyue Harbor, telling her that Baizhu would miss her, but all they got back was 

"Mister Baizhu doesn't really care about Qiqi...Qiqi want to stay with you." In the end you both agree on a regular meeting place, writing it down in Qiqi notebook so she doesn't forget it, but for some reason, memories about you- even the most insignificant ones- stay completely clear. No fog or forgotten names. It's something she with hold close to her heart and never let go.

Shockingly the two people you meet through Qiqi are Xiao and Hu Tao. Xiao because I just like the idea that he's pretty much Qiqi's guard (or grumpy big brother) when she goes to find Qingxin and Violetgrass. 

It's actually Qiqi who brings Reader to Xiao say "Gege is nice, although Qiqi can't remember how exactly." And yeah Xiao's first reacting includes a pole-arm, but the second Qiqi stands between you two he lowers it, begrudgingly.

Hu Tao met reader when Qiqi was while Qiqi was out collecting herbs (with reader's help), 

Hu tao was helping a spirit near by seeing Qiqi, Hu Tao remembers the time she tried to burry her and, still feeling bad, Hu Tao tried talking and trying to make friends with Qiqi. Accidentally ignoring Liyue's most wanted, Qiqi hides behind reader. Reader, now scared they are gonna get shish kabob-ed, is greeted by a smile. "Hey! You're that so called 'Imposter', right? Aiyaya, you've caused quite the stir in the Qixing! Don't worry, from what I've been told, you haven't even claimed to be the creator. Hm? Who told me that? Hmhm! You don't need to worry about that!"

(Hu tao & Klee mains don't kill me I skipped their banners)

While hiding out in Inazuma reader fell asleep under a tree in Chinji Forest with some bake-danuki. Waking up after a few hours, feeling a new weight on their lap, they just assume its just another bake-danuki who just wants to cuddle so reader just put their hand on it... Only to feel fabric. Oh no... Looking down they saw a child. Well if Mondstat taught them anything, a child can be the strongest in their entire organization. (i.e Klee). Being as careful as they could Reader tried to slowly move out from underneath the kid, but...

"*Yaaaawn* What time is it? Or did that Shrine maiden find me again?... Oh you woke up! *Another yawn* I'm Sayu, sorry for sleeping on you, but you where just so warm and those bake-danuki looked so comfy that I couldn't resist." You couldn't even be angry at little Sayu, her little yawns and rubbing the sleepiness out of her eyes was just to cute! You just told her that she could lay back down,and that you didn't mind! Once Sayu woke up again and was fully awake she fully noticed who you where. "Oh, you're that imposter right? I don't really care about that, but the shuumatsuban does. I really just want to sleep so I can grow tall..." You tell her that its fine and she could nap around you all she want, you won't rat her out. "Even though all of Inazuma is after you, you're still so nice. I don't get it. Hm? You can't find it in yourself to be mad at them? I don't really understand why, but if that's what you think then maybe you really are the Creator."

The two other Characters reader meets are Ayaka and Itto!

She got word that Sayu was missing again. So seeing as she was stressed and her legs where quite stiff she decided taking a walk and looking for Sayu herself would be the best bet. While walking in Chinji Forest she heard Sayu's voice. "Okay, now tuck your upper body forwards and pull your knees into your chest. Oh! And don't forget to protect your head, It hurts really bad to hit it on the ground!" And another "Sayu, i don't think I could really bend that way, let alone roll around like that," Hmmm, that was an unknown voice? She did hear rumors about the Creator's imposter being seen in Inazuma, so she peaked around the tree and took a look at this unknown voice... ... ... So this is the imposter? The supposedly evil that wishes to take over Tayvet? Although Ayaka tried her best to not underestimate people, but... This person doesn't seem evil at all! She knows that they could just be acting kind, but if it was an act, Sayu surely would have noticed? "Uh oh," Well she always knew stealth wasn't her strong suit. Coming out from behind the tree she started speaking. "Sayu is this where you go every time you disappear? Although I can't really blame you." Ayaka and Reader ended up talking for a while, while Sayu took a nap on their lap. Ayaka learned that Reader never claimed to be the Creator, they didn't even know the god existed! She was shocked! Being falsely accused of impersonating a god you didn't even know existed, well it's insane to say the least! "I'm sorry that the Nations have turned their backs on you, and that the Archons have let this injustice carry on... What? The Archons where the ones to lead the hunt? Even the Anemo one? This is pure insanity! Hypocrisy! I will see if I can use my standing in the Kamisato clan to get you any safety, even if its just food and clean water, I'll see if I can do anything to help," Ayaka, being so strong willed about this, even moved her brother. Although this may put their social standing and place with the Raiden Shogun at risk, they don't care. That was the first warm bath and full meal you've had in a while.

For how Itto met Reader, well it was strange to say the least. 

Reader came back from grabbing some sunsettias in time to see Aratikki Itto pat Sayu on the head. "Hey! Don't treat me like some kid and dont pat me on the head!"  "Woah! Of you don't want to be pet then don't look so pet-able!" Sayu saw the Bake-danuki following reader she pointed at them. "There! Go pet them! Aren't they pet-able!" Upon seeing the gaint oni man come at them scarily fast they where greeted by a chipper, yet softer voice. Probably after seeing how nervous reader is."WOOOAH How do you get them all to follow you like that? The second I get close to them they usual disappear in a puff of smoke!" Itto said while watching Reader hand a sunsettia to Sayu, then splitting one in halfs for the two bake-danukis behind them to share. "I don't really know... Animals just seem to follow me?" They watched them dig in using their cute little hands, happily stuffing their faces. They held out a sunsettia in Itto's direction, "You want one too?" During the three sharing sunsettias, the thought of the imposter never even crossed Itto's mind. He never really cared for the gods anyway, even if he was thankful the Creator gave the world Grandma Oni! He thinks this person would fit right in with the Arattaki gang.

[queerlordsimon]

Hello! For my request for the prompt list I would like for Prompt 23 with Kalim and Leona. I feel as though it woud be a nice culture shock for them because they are from the Scalding Sands and Sunset Savannah!

What snow talking about?

Day six: prompt 23 “ive never seen snow before” kalim al asim and leona kingscholar x reader

Cw none really

Authors note. Sorry it's late friend, just couldn't get myself to write yesterday

Kalim al asim

-grew up in the scalding sands, of course there was no snow

-doesnt change how surprised you were

-first thing he does when you drag him out of scarabia into the snow is nearly scream and faceplant into the snow happily.

-you show him how to make a snowman, and snow angels

-the two of you try to make an igloo, but jamil would have none of it, dragging you both back to scarabia for hot chocolate, seeing as you two were freezing.

“Ive never seen snow before” kalim hummed as y/n entered scarabia, brushing off the snow that caked their hair. y/ns eyes widened before darting inside to get him a jacket, shoving it towards him before dragging him back to the school, where as soon as he stepped out of the mirror chamber, his eyes widened and he face planted dramatically, screeching slightly in happiness, making y/ns face light up at his excitement

Leona kingscholar

-growing up in the sunset savanna, very similar to the scalding sands, there wasent really snow.

-he mentioned that so casually though, which is what threw you for a loop.

-you somehow manage to drag his stubborn ass out of savanaclaw,

-he looks slightly interested in the snow, but mostly just moved to lay in the snow and try to go back to sleep

-well, before you threw a snowball at him.

-now hes interested.

-ruggie is the one that has to drag you guys back in to smother you two in blankets, seeing as you were both soaking with frozen water after the snowball fight

“Why are you so excited about this so called snow herbivore? Isnt it just white powder?” the sleepy lion hummed. “I mean, ive never seen this snow, and it honestly sounds to be a bother” y/n raised an eyebrow, before getting up from the warm pile on the floor with leona, and shoving one of jacks jackets at him, and then walking out, expecting him to follow them out. Which he did.

And then went to go back to sleep once he had seen the white floof, expecting you to be content with his presence as you played your herbivorish games. Until he got hit in the face with a ball of snow. He opened his eyes and smirked at his herbivore. “Oh, so you wanna play that game, hu?”

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Sorry these were a bit different than how i did the other ones, but i wasent sure how to do it for the two characters, and i wanted to give myself a little easier of a thing. I will be posting this and todays part, along with hopefully a special extra story cause, i wanna. Requests for this event are still open, you can find the links to the prompt list HERE and the masterlist HERE. i hope you enjoyed, and i hope i did this justice. @hytyyto

-queer.lord