#oh and blade is SO SMITTEN BRO

[betweenallthestars]

some sketches of the ifs i'm currently obsessed with!!! umm clothing is hard pls don't mind i'm still getting back into the groove of sketching :)

Top two are from shepherds of haven, Blade & FWB!Chase!! (with my mage Vidani [yea she's messy lol /lh]) & then bottom is N(olan) from When Twilight Strikes!!

Lena ( @shepherds-of-haven )& Kristi's ( @evertidings ) characters always make me feel something <33

[almondmilks-posts]

C!technoblade-soft boy

Scary technoblade being soft? With reader? Its more likely than you think....

I also like that I  said that would wrote more often... And than I haven't written in anything for a month yea yea I know. I've been busy.

Set during pogtopia times

The cavern as cold and dark. Tbh it was all wilburs fault in the first place, he lost the election against schlatt and you being his speech writer and very prominent in the l'manburg party  you and tommy were also exhiled to this ravine in which you guys now live. The plus part was the fact that Tommy was able to get an anarchist pig to join pogtopia, and that pig being the technoblade.

Surprising, before pogtopia you never met techno Wilbur and Tommy always spoke about him it being even more surprising that him and Wilbur were twins. (ok for me him and Wilbur are canonically twins) that abruptly changed when Tommy sent you do pick up 'the blade' you think he meant a sword but no, he ment the actual technoblade. You'd quickly grown a close attachment to the piglin, his love of potatoes confused you of course and needed to know all about the potato war and squidkid, you guys shared little bits of information about each of your lives you told him about swearing at badboyhalo for the first time of many, you told him about eret betraying you guys ect. He just sat there and listened you you, like actually listened not just pretend. He listened and took notes of how your hands moved when you spoke about your life, how your lips curved into a smile and how your eyebrows furrowed at any mention of betrayal or harm to the ones you cared about. He was smitten. You were smitten. And that's how you guys started dating.

You were currently leading a fox down into pogtopia as Tubbo killed the last one you guys had on accident (it really wasn't) when you heard a gentle tune being hummed. It was coming from the farm so you knew it only had to be the blood god.

You- someone's happy today huh?

Tech- heh? Oh yea my day is  going ok no Tommy around to ruin it.

You- oh well that's good look what I brought back

Thec- ah a fox did anyone see you?

You- uhhhh no I saw Callahan (my beloved) and George off in the distance but they didn't see me.

Techno- good. Are you hungy?

You- uhh no I'm ok I have some bread Niki baked for me

Even though his back was turned away from you, you've known technoblade long enough to know he was frowning right now. You knew that technoblade wanted to keep you fed and protected at all costs even if that meant tending to another set of potatoes. You instantly regret

You- however I will take some potatoes I've got four steak left

Techno- here, just grown these.

You looked up at the piglin. His cloak not wrapped around his shoulders for once, however his crown still worn proudly across his pink hair down to his waist. His eyes as red as blood but still warm and inviting you took the potatoes and placed them into your inventory. Leant up on your tipie toes to not reach his lips at all (man's like 7 foot) he just chuffed and Bent his neck down to place a small peck onto your lips.

You- you need to stop being so tall Mr blade making me feel small and shit. Let me go put this fox away.

You left the growing area, to attach the fox onto the fence post. You searched the "public" chests to find some wood to make a sign. Once you had finally found some acacia (🤮) and made the sign but didn't know what to name it. You sat opposite the fox trying to decide what to name it ( idk if it's just me but I gotta feel it's aura to know what to name things). Some shuffling was heard behind you almost soft footsteps.

You- thec?

Techno- it's just me love, I'm right here.

You turned your head a lil too fast and actually cracked your neck bones. Techno climbed up the steps to sit down next to you. Pulling your smaller frame against his body so that you were sitting in his lap facing him.

You- where is everyone btw? I know Tommy is our with Tubbo but what about Wilbur? Or Niki? Or even Fundy I haven't seen Fundy today?

Thenoblade- schlatt called Niki and Fundy into work last minute I don't know about Wilbur something about getting gunpowder?

You- oh yea probably he's been collecting alot recently not sure why tho.

Thecno- I miss spending time with you alone. Without any annoying disturbances.

You- same. I can't wait to get out of this hell whole and move to the snow like you wanted.

Thecno- after this is all finished we will my Aphrodite.

A wildly British child ( I'm cracking up) could be heard in the distance meaning you and technoblade had about 30 seconds until chaos insueed in the ravine. neither did you or techno move from the embrace you guys were sharing right now tho because it was quite rare you guys had silence but it was worth it. Any time alone with the anarchist piglin is worth it, it's just a shame that it will one day come to an end.

Bro I just want this. Like. Bro.

[pacifistofpatience]

“Us skelebros that meet their future SO because their a trainer and Sans dragged Papy to work out? Like, for Sans it's a new trainer, and Papy in general just doesn't work out until he was dragged there by Sans?”

((Oh gosh I went really overboard with this one, I just adore these two and their interactions and this is exactly something that would happen to them

ALSO, HOW ABOUT A TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE???!))

“ ’m dying bro, you’re killing me here.”

Sans huffed, “PAPPY! HONESTLY! WE HAVEN'T EVEN GONE INSIDE YET!”

Papyrus laid face down on the concrete ground. They had made it to the gym’s doors, and now he was choosing to be a brat. Papyrus released a pained moan, “It’s too much, I can’t go on anymore. Send my regards to Flowey village- they always knew how to make me happy- and tell my asshole of a brother that this is all his—” 

“PAPPY!”

Sans tucked his arms under Papyrus pits. He yanked the younger skeleton up, only to heave in shock when Papyrus became nothing but dead weight in his arms. The little shit even went as far as to use some blue magic to keep himself just a smidgen too heavy for Sans to lift up.

“Whoa there bro…” Papyrus said, voice muffled from where his face was buried in Sans shirt, “…getting a little personal here, aren’t we?”

Sans let out a long groan. Gradually, he began to open his jaw wide enough that it changed into a ear splitting screech. Every bit of the strength he had spent years training and honing... all for naught because his stubborn brother ‘didn’t wanna.’

It was fine, no one was in the parking lot anyway.

“MOVE!”

“NooOoOooOoooo”

“PAPPY YOU LAZY SON OF A BI-“

“Oh! Heya!”

At least he thought no one was.

Papyrus let out a squawk of pain as his face, once again, made contact with the ground. Sans, ever the picture of innocence, was quick to yank his hands behind his back. Whistling nonchalantly as he rocked on his heels. He looked left first. Then the right. Finally, as if noticing the person in front of them for the first time, locked eyes with what he could only describe as the human of his dreams.

“Needs some help there, Sir?” They asked.

Sans was far too starstruck to answer, but Papyrus was not about to let whatever the hell was about to happen… happen. So, in a fit of bravery, he rolled over with a speed he refused to acknowledge. He pointed a threatening finger at the direction the voice came from and said;

“Oh-Uh-“

Which roughly translated into, ‘You most definitely are not going to get me into that torture chamber disguised as a 24 hour place of—Oh hello there you’re actually quite attractive maybe I should have thought this through.’

But all that came out was;

“Um—”

“Allll-righty then,” the human said, “Um, I get it’s like that sometimes, but do you guys mind if I get through? This is my first day on the job and I don’t want to be late?”

“OH!” Blue said, recovering quiet nicely for someone who jaw was hanging on the floor a moment ago, “OH! YOU MUST BE OUR NEW TRAINER!”

“They’re our what now?” Papyrus interjected, but it went unheard.

“I am? Oh!” They pulled out a folder from their gym bag,  causing what looked like a t-shirt with the gyms logo to fly out, “You must be Mr… Sans? And this is…?”

“MY BROTHER! PAPYRUS!” Sans introduced, “A LAZYBONES IN NEED OF YOUR TRAINING EXPERTISE!”

They laughed, gentle and full of kindness as they looked down at the pile of bones in a orange hoodie, “Well, it’s a pleasure Mr. Papyrus. How about you throw me a bone here and try it out for today, I promise not to do anything too rattling!”

Their joke elicited two wildly different responses. Sans eye lights swirling into stars, and Papyrus wailing as if he had been struck.

(But both, for lack of better terms, were nearing utterly smitten at a rapid pace)

Taking advantage of Papyrus distraction, they crouched down to his level. With all the fineness of someone who had done this a million times, they tucked one arm under his knees and then another behind his shoulder blades. Papyrus scrambled as he began to fly upwards, blushing a bright blue when he instinctively wrapped his arms around their neck, and tried to bring himself as close to their (very sturdy) body as he possibly could. Both terrified of being dropped, and yet somehow knowing they wouldn’t dream of doing so.

Offhandedly, they said, “Dang, you’re light as a feather? Ain’t ya?” as they carried Papyrus inside.

Papyrus thanked the stars as the AC hit them, cooling down his very warm face. Sans trailed right behind, little hearts floating in his sockets.

[sunshine-pup-fics]

R O L L E R S K A T I N G // Kaminari x Reader

Request:  OO! Can I has a not-so-great at rollerskating pika (and teasing from bakusquad possibly??) Also I LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUUUCH BRO!!!!! :3

Thanks Bro, love chu! Hope you enjoy!

Mina hurriedly shoved her way past her idling group of friends, who were gawking at the room before them. “C’mon! We don’t have all day!” The pink girl chimed, making a b-line for the counter. She nearly launched herself over it, smiling as she waved wildly at an employee. “One pair of roller blades please!”

The group was seated around one of the tables, finishing up putting on their skates. Mina was excitedly rollerblading up and down the carpet, blabbering about how excited she was. “I’ve been coming here since I was kid! You guys are gonna love it!” Mina slid to a halt before them, eyes sparkling with delight. Sero was seated at the table, leaning back against the booth wall “I used to have heelies as a kid, my parents always got mad when I used my tape to launch myself down the halls.” He grinned mischievously. “I’ve only been skating a few times, but its gotta be super manly! Kirishima smiled, fist pumping the air. Kaminari sunk in his seat, pretending to be tying his skates. “Well, I’ll fucking crush you all. Unlike you extras, I’m actually good at it.” Bakugo spat. He was slouching against the wall in a pair of rollerblades. (Y/n) quirked an eyebrow. “I think Mina might have you beat. Have you seen her?” The group cast their attention back to her. She was currently gliding across the carpet on one foot, the other stuck out in the air behind her.

“Seems we’ve got the place to ourselves though, I’m glad there won’t be people around.” (Y/n) scratched the back of neck sheepishly. Mina shot to the table, slamming her hands down as she leant toward the poor girl. “Don’t tell me you’ve never gone skating before!” She wailed. “Uhhh. No, I haven’t. I’ve been ice-skating though! They’re similar enough right?” the (h/c) haired girl perked up, hyped with new found confidence. “What about you Kaminari? You’re a noob, aren’t you?” Mina asked, smirking at him, whilst batting her eyelashes innocently. “Uhh- What? Noooo. I’ve done this plenty of times! Easy…” He trailed off, casting his gaze away from the group. “Well then let's go!” Mina tugged (Y/n) from her spot at the table, dragging her along.

 Bakugo was gliding around the rink, seemingly with no effort, hands in his pockets as he continued to glare at the group. “Okay (Y/n)! We’re gonna start you on skates, cause they’re easier to hold your balance!” Mina gestured down to her feet. “Rollerblades are the ones with wheels in a straight line!” She pushed herself off, easily slipping around the rink and coming to halt before them again. She began talking to (Y/n) again before her eyes fell on a fidgeting Kaminari. “Oh! You said you great at skating Kaminari! Maybe you’d like to teach (Y/n)?” She asked. She waggled her eyebrows at him, making a kissy face when (Y/n) turned her gaze toward the electric boy.

 It was simple right? All Kaminari had to do was skate amazingly and impress (Y/n), then ask her out on a date. At least, that’s what he wanted to do. He only took one glance at (Y/n), then realised he was screwed.

“Oh, yep! Great at skating! That’s me…” He offered a smile. “Oh, please do show us your skills then!” Sero chimed, elbowing Kirishima, who then almost toppled over backward. Kaminari took a deep breath. He puffed out his chest, preparing himself. If Bakugo could do it while keeping his horrible posture, how hard could it be?

Kaminari found out very quickly.

There was a loud thud and a groan as Kaminari fell backward, colliding with the hard ground. It only took a second before the group was laughing at him. “Oww, that hurt dude!” He mumbled, sitting up as he rubbed his back. A pout tugged at his lips as he glared at his friends, with Sero even hunched over with laughter. His gaze lingered on (Y/n). She was covering her mouth with her hand, lightly giggling to herself. He cursed himself for starting, as she noticed and quickly stopped, clearing her throat. “Are you okay? That’s probably going to hurt like a bitch tomorrow.” She commented, elbowing Mina in the guts, motioning for her to help him up. “Yeah. I’m fine. Just a-“ He was cut off as Mina pulled him to her feet, making him lurch forward. “Well, let's leave Pikachu with these guys (Y/n)! I’ll teach you and you’ll be a pro in no time!”

Kaminari could do nothing but watch as Mina began guiding (Y/n) away.

“Dude, that was hilarious. She has you so smitten!” Kaminari huffed, glaring at Sero. “Yeah yeah. Just watch. I’ll sweep her off her feet eventually.” His amber eyes trailed after her, his cheeks flushing pink.

 Nearly an hour later, Kaminari was still struggling with not falling on his ass. Bakugo had long ago settled himself with speed skating around the rink, with Sero close behind him. Kirishima was casually skating at an average speed, often requesting songs to the DJ. Mina was still with (Y/n). However, the two girls were skating beside each other. (Y/n) had easily picked up on it and was close to matching Kirishima and Sero’s skill levels.

“Oi! Idiots! Snack break!” Bakugo called, glaring at them as he made his way of the rink. Mina let out an exasperated sigh, dramatically clutching her heat. “I don’t want to stoooop!” (Y/n) gently pat her friends back. “Mina, its only a snack break.” (Y/n) reassured her, before turning to the boys. Sero was with now waiting with Bakugo, while Kirishima was standing with Kaminari, who was looking dejectedly at the floor. Mina skated up behind him, pushing the blonde boy forward with a laugh. Of course, he crashed to the floor. “Hey! C’mon Mina!” He mumbled, rolling over onto his back and simply staring at the ceiling. Mina only laughed harder. “(Y/n), help the poor boy up will you?” (Y/n) only rolled her eyes playfully, skating over and crouching down beside him. Mina hurriedly pushed Kirishima out of the ring, leaving the two alone for a moment.

“You okay?”

Kaminari was pouing, but simply nodded. He stole a glance at her. She was crouched down next to him, smiling sweetly as her (h/c) hair fell over her shoulder. He felt his cheeks flush and covered his face with his arm. “I was meant to be your knight in shining armour.” He mumbled.

He quickly realised he’d said that out loud and quickly scrambled to sit up. He paused when he noticed (Y/n) was now standing, holding out her hand for him. He sheepishly took it, to which (Y/n) pulled him to his feet.

However, she didn’t let go of his hand.

It was her turn for her cheek to flush, and she averted her gaze. “You may not be a knight in shining armour, but you’re my hero in a leather jacket.”

Kaminari only had a second to process, before (Y/n) leant forward, placing a chaste kiss on his cheek. She offered a goofy smile, and he found himself smiling too.

 “Save it for later, love birds. I want food.”