#oh and a lot of water tooo

[omoghouls]

Dunno if anyone has asked this, but what’s your favourite omo situation to be put in?

Oh gosh like what I personally would like to be placed in /////?

Bc/ one that I really love would there being this older lady and we're either going out on a date or something of that nature and she sweetly hands me a mug of peppermint tea to drink before we head out bc/ "she knows I tend to get car sick and wants me to be hydrated to help prevent it" and i'm nonethewiser to her true intentions-

So we're driving around, and she slides a bottle of water onto my lap- again under the "intentions" of wanting to make sure I'm not underhydrating myself- and again, i'm aloof, she's much older than me so obviously she knows more than I do!

I don't even notice she's turned the radio down to a low background hum as she's more keen and instrested in hearing the little noises i've started to make as I shift around in my seat, occasionally tugging at my seatbelt to move it away from my filling bladder momentarily- My face burns a deep red when I finally notice

She chuckles, her hand not occupied with the steering wheel now lays on my knee, gently rubbing it as she says that it won't be tooo long before we get to our destination

Ofc, that is a lie. She takes alll the "scenic routes" and roads where the potholes have not yet been filled in- any routes that have me white knuckling the edge of my seat, clenching and tensing all my muscles withh each thump as the wheels lower into the potholes. She fanes a sympathetic look and coo as she apologizes. She forgets just forgets how small my bladder is- she rummages around while we're at a red light, holding out the half empty bottle of water she had previously given me

She coaxes me to finish what is left in the bottle, tilting my chin up as the last drops of water go smoothly down my throat.

But she knows that evenn if I manage to shuck my pants down far enough, i can't aim worth shit even in the best of times. But, I'm so despreate i'll do anything to get relief- shakey hands hold the bottle in where i think I need to- but it isn't the right spot and piss just starts spurting out around the opening of the bottle- I gasp, soft whines and pleads with my own body to stop as urine hisses out, splattering onto the plastic floor mat under me

It feels like an eternity before my bladder is empty, achingly so. I shudder, relief washing over my shakey body- half-lidded gazing down at the bottle that barely contains a drop of urine- my head hits the back of the car seat as i'm brought back to reality- already trying to think how much it will cost to get this cleaned.

I don't even realize the car had been in parked in some parking lot/side of road for quite sometime until I hear my side of the car door clicking open. She guides me to slide my legs to the side- I shiver as the cool evenings air brushes against my legs as urine dribbles down from gravity

I dont expect the kiss but it's warm and filled with passion as her hands roll over my back- praise being whispered in my ear for being such a good boy for her, such a messy boy but, that's why she's got plastic mats

and adfsjhgrehgs ye,,,

[maarriiii]

Simp (Part 4) | Wilbur Soot

A/N: Another short one for you guys.

Summary: What’s this? You and Wilbur first interaction?

Pairing(s): CC!Wilbur Soot x actor!reader, CC!Wilbur Soot x gender neutral!reader

Warning(s): None, just a couple of swearing.

Italics: tweets

my masterlist :)

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@wilbursoot you have a great band :)

When Wilbur saw your tweet, tagging him and complimenting the band, he was drinking his bottle of water and almost choked to death. He made a mess everywhere. His desk, the jumper he wore and even the phone on his hand got splattered by the water he spits out.

"Shit. Are you kidding me?" He mumbled to himself.

For a couple of minutes, his phone sat forgotten on the desk while he tried to find something to use to clean everything. With each minutes, his notifications started flooding again like the time when you first mentioned him and with each 'ding' sounds his phone made, Wilbur feels like his head was about to explode. With his desk done and jumper half wet, he moved to his phone, wiping it with a piece of paper he found lying around.

"Alright, there." He smiled at the sight of dry phone. "Now—"

After he balled the wet paper and threw it on the trash can, he returned to Twitter and the first thing he saw was your username with the blue verified checkmark beside it. You had reply to his tweet, the one where he gloats to Tommy about you listening to him. Neither him or Tommy tagged you in their interactions but with the amount of replies it got—about four thousand—he's not surprised if most of them were tagging you.

"Oh, fuck. What am I gonna say?"

His thumbs hovered the keyboard, trying to come up an adequate response only to fall short. All of it, he seemed to think, was either too lame or trying too hard. He had no problem embarrassing himself in front of thousands of people but embarrassing himself in front of you—even if you were in a another country—with thousands of people looking wasn't something he wanted.

"Just be cool. Just be you, Wil." He tried convincing himself. "Yeah, just be you."

hiii there :))

For a moment, he thought he'd done it. But, then as if someone poor ice cold water over him, Wilbur wakes up from whatever state he was in.

"God, I'm a fucking idiot."

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It was ridiculous to see what someone wrote online and smiled at it because you thought it's cute. But, that's exactly what happened to you. Smiling like someone had brought you an enormous bouquet of your favourite flowers or your favourite item. The simple hi followed by a smiley face stirred that familiar feeling inside you, the one you get when you felt pure joy.

There's a part of you that hoped he was as nervous as you were and perhaps you're reading too much into it but it kind of looks like he was.

While typing out your reply, you felt quite—a lot—embarrassed by it. It was wishful thinking to think that your fans would see this and thought 'oh, they're only being a friendly' but with the bond you have with them, the same Wilbur has with his watchers, you know damn well that they would know that you're trying to flirt. Sometimes you wonder if telling so much about yourself was beneficial at all.

hiii tooo. hope to see your show one day :))

[legend-the-dumb-jock]

<a href="https://drpepperdragoon.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">drpepperdragoon</a>: <p>I saw a college age boy make fun of his grandpa's huge fat belly and age. Can you force his body to change where now everyone knows him as a fat grandpa or maybe make him his grandpa's older and fatter brother? (only he and his grandpa know what really happened and his grandpa now makes fun of him back for it.)</p>

Oh. You must be talking about skyler. Poor thing.

Skyler was a typical jock. Making fun of people constantly. And even making fun of the one person that always love and took care of him. His grandfather. But that wasn’t going to last for. Alex, his grandfather, had been talking to a shady character at the local bar. He told the man in a drunken state about how skyler was disrespectful. Not a young man he was proud of. And that man offered him the chance to make skyler the grandson he would be proud to call his own. And with a flick of his cigar he blew the smoke into Alex’s face. The man was gone abs Alex just continue to drink his liquor. When he was done he walked from the bar to his truck. Not even noticing the changes that were rapidly happening to his body. Alex was getting younger by the second. His gut shrinking rapidly and he began to get taller. His shoes began to feel tight as his feet got bigger by a 2 sizes.

If he wasn’t wearing over all’s his his pants would have fallen off from his weight loss when his stomach pulled itself into a perfect set of abs. His beard pulled back into his face as the wrinkles left his eyes. When he shut the door to truck he positioned himself ready for driving and found it weird he had to put his seat back some. Then he look in the rear view mirror. And that’s when he screamed. Seeing his grandson staring back at him. “No no no no!”

———————

Across town Skyler was doing a water fall with liquor in the middle of a party when some strange man in a stretch coat came up to his abs blew cigar smoke in his face making him cough. Skyler pulled back to punch the man but he was done. He felt physically ill and staggered away from the party to the nearest bathroom. Holding onto the wall for balance. Already starting to dry heave. The door to the bathroom was slammed behind him blocking him from the party. Making him alone. Skyler began to sweat uncontrollable as the beads rolled down his chest abs back. He vision went blurry not even knowing that his eyes would need glasses from now on. He was t even able to see the small dusting of hair that quickly covered his body. All the way down to his toes. And he didn’t feel his abs expanding outward abs looking down through his blurry eyes he was able to see a dark sphere pushing itself ourself and he could feel the tufts of hair costing it and his shoulders began to tickle as the hairy climbed up and over his back. His hair fell out making him bald. His pants split at all the seems leaving him standing in the bathroom in an extremely tight jock strap. Not even his shoes fit anymore as they were joe too big. He could something was wrong. He panicked and began to scream only to hear a deeper voice that sounded aged and familiar. One that he was afraid that his voice now matched the body tooo. It rougher hands went to his mouth to cover it only to feel a really thick beard costing his face. He had to find some way out of the bathroom. He had to find a way home without being seen. His hearing wasn’t good as it was moment earlier. Everything was a lot quieter. But he did what he could. Abs through blurry vision managed to find his way from the party and across the street back to his house where he slammed the door and began screaming as if he has lost his mind.

—————————-a month later ————-

“Get up you fat fuck!” Alex was at the foot is his bed ripping the Ed sheets off to reveal the fat older form of the body he used to have. Alex was pumped like always. Form the constant working out and find a stable job he was putting on muscle fast. And now that he quit partying until all hours of the night he was getting rested every night. Alex had taken skylers body and his actual life abs literally turned it around. Making him the grandson that he would have been proud of. But every moment he got a chance he would make Skyler remember that he was stuck in the body of a grandpa. The aging the hairy body of one that wasn’t taken care of. Skyler got to the kitchen with sweat coming from his forehead after caring the massive gut around already and Alex slapped the hard orb and laughed. “How does it feel to have the life of the one you always made fun of now you old fuck!” Right before he walked out of the house half naked ready for his job working on lawns. Skyler wa slept there. Like every day before to hate his life. Stuck in the old form of his grandpa. Hoping that the made in the coat would come back and fix this.

July 28th, 2021 8:12pm

[evilcokito]

COCCOOCOCCOCOCOCO HOW ARE YOU??? KEEPING HYDRATED??? LOOKING AFTER YOURSELF???

I SAW THIS LITTLE SIGN IN THE NEW YEAR BACKGROUND AND WHAT??? ITS ACTUALLY SO CUTE!!! THE LITTLE SKILL WITH A LITTLE HAT!!!! Sam make this into marketable merch please, I would buy the hell out of it-

IT CAN BE THOSE LITTLE PLUSHIE KEYCHAINS FOR BAGS!!! But I love love love how the hat dwarfs the skull. It’s so cute!!!

Also Urm ignore the person I have on my Home Screen yeah that’s nobody- don’t worry

*The earth cracks.Appears, relive from the hells, among the flames of what we call... the climate of my country*

CERU CERU CERU HOW ARE YOU???? I hope well, drink lots of water and take good care of yourself! also hope you had a wonderful Christmas and New Year. THE MESSAGE YOU TAG ME on New Year's! IT WAS A VERY FUN YEAR WITH YOU TOOO!!! THANK YOUUU sorry this is too late---

NNoOO i don't need to hydrate! All this holidays I was reading Dracula and my thoughts are on that magenta RED eyes... ok well some water at this moment it would be good thank you.

AAAH YYEESS, SAM STUDY MARKETING!!! Everything he makes... makes you want to buy it. It is a trap? oh well. That design has too much-high Faciler energy...

KEYCHAINS??? incredibly cool and cute, give me 500. It's part of Sam specialty to "force" to buy a product you don't necessarily need... OKKKKKK, probably we do need it now- but bargain, haggle for that thing. Don't let him win it's part of his plan.

THE PERSON IN CERU HOME SCREEN??! You have all my attention... HOW CAN I IGNORE IT NOW???!

Are you giving him kisses?

[vellichorsdesire]

haapy blue hydrangeas ramble for raffle! yaay!!!! (reusing art cuz i’m tooo sleepy to draw a whole new one…)

these two met due to work relations! s/i acts as their partner in a way, helping f/o out with how much they work and neglect their health due to it sometimes… f/o didn’t ask for so but quietly appreciates their care, and the two grow closer somehow with how much they get to work together. eventually the topic of a queerplatonic relationship slips out from s/i’s mouth and, 💥💥💥 (‘i guess we’re, um, queerplatonic partners…?’ ‘it seems so…’)

with their newfound relationship s/i gets to coax f/o off work much more often to spend time with him!! or really just him looking out for f/o in general, softly letting them know that it’s okay to have a life out of their work. so f/o tries, reading books that interest them or watching movies and just… sleeping more, really. with s/i, it’s cuddling with how he loves physical affection and just generally doing anything together. both of them work through their differences a lot and learn to be more open with each other, which is something that s/i struggles with sometimes but f/o is always there fror them always…! their duoname is blue hydrangeas due to this, with its meaning of understanding and gratitude

extra!

♠: Tell me about your favorite genshin event/quest and give a short blurb about why it is. (3 tickets)

oh man. i am so honest when i say i haven’t played genshin in a while (2 years…?) so there might be way better events now, but i loved unreconciled stars… scaramouche showing up there was definitely the highlight of the event for me LOL i believe it was his introduction in a sense..? i could be wrong, it’s really been a while um. aside from that i liked getting to meet ayaka! her dance in the water i think. that was loovely

that’s all i think…!!! thank you for reading if you’ve gotten this far 💗

[gatorinator]

I’ve been having a lot of struggles with my energy, sleeping, and mood swings. Ive been struggling with my mental healt for a while, but it’s finally to a point where I’m just frustrated that I can’t seem to have the energy to do things. I keep saying I think I should see a physician, but I think my mom really struggled with my brother and getting him on the right medication, so now she’s wary of pills. She’s also super into the organic/natural side of Instagram.

Now, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. I do agree with her on some of things, and I don’t think it hurts to drink dandelion tea to detox and eat sourcroute on my salads to help my liver. However sometimes I trust my mom a little tooo much (one of her favorite Instagram accounts started posting about moon meditation and like. Bruh. Meditation is great, but I’m sorry the moon isn’t charging u.

Anyways she signed me up for this foot zoning account and talked about how she knew people who had it done and who were raving about it and so I was down. And then I got a confirmation text for the appointment and.

Ooo? What’s sun water? I love drinking beverages!

Oh it’s. It’s water that’s sat in the—it’s. What? Lukewarm water? That sat outside?

So then I’m like “well shoot, if this chick is offering me sun water, what am I paying for? Is it even legit?”

So I check the website and.

Uh oh!! There’s a lot I’m not crazy about in the picture, mainly what it seems to imply about the foot zoning…community?? Idk. What even is foot zoning?? It’s like a foot massage, and according to every wellness site and half rate foot zoner, it’s gonna fix all your problems (RED FLAG) so then I try searching “is foot zoning legit” and. Well.

No it’s not. Listen I’m all for alternate treatments and natural things, I use super granola deodorant and I drink lemon ginger water. And I don’t think that being witchy is bad. I think a lot of things that can help you meditate and focus your mind are inherently good, and even if I don’t think your crystals are charged by the moon, I think that having a little ritual and something to uplift you is great!

But I’m not spending $200 on a foot massage? Like at that point just give me a full body massage—an actual massage, not focused on whatever spots supposedly effect my organs.

ANYWAYS I love my mother but this has been a lesson on the importance of doing my own research. I’m going to go home and give myself a foot massage and drink COLD WATER and burn a candle and pretend I think that it will heal me.

[diagonal-queen]

HI MS DIA!(im usin ms cos ur older than me andd i dont wanna be disrespectful 😭)

My name’s jaya and i just wanted to introduce myself and say,well,hi!

I love your works and (ik my opinion doesnt mean shite) BUT I THINK YOUR WRITING IS ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT AND I LOVE IT MORE THAN CHUUYA LOVES WINE HEUWKSNFEVSHJAJWKAMS!!!

Also i love cussing tooo(ik its nothing special :’))

And i wanted to ask you what yor favourite cuss words are!

MINES FUXK!

Also i hope your day’s goin just as amazingly as mine was when i was reading ur fics!

(Also i guess we’re moots??i was absolutely ecstatic when i realised You’d followed me!)

Please drink water and stay safe!

And remember,

-jaya

^^^ live reaction of me reading this ask 💓💓💓

okay now that i've finished kicking my feet and shit HIIIIIII!!! IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU JAYA!! (you're so sweet and polite thankyou! you can just call me Dia tho if you'd like!) I'M GLAD YOU LIKE MY WRITING!!! 💓seriously though i get so ecstatic whenever i find out that someone is happy because of my writing 🤧 i'm so glad you like it especially cus im an enjoyer of your blog too!

as for my favourite cuss words...i'd have to go with fuck as well lmao. i say it a lot of the time, which is a bit of an issue when my little brother is around T-T but i love the word. it's so versatile; it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective- fuck is just the best curse word!

i hope you're having a wonderful day (or night if it's night for you) too! to be honest i've been a fan of your blog for a while but i just...forgor 💀...to follow (I'M SORRY OKAY I THOUGHT I DID 😭) and then i noticed you followed me and i was like OH FUCK so i followed you as well and now we are moots yes! i'm sorry for my little fucky wucky please forgive me 🙏

i will drink a lot of water but you have to as well ok?? take care of yourself my love and BASED capybagram moment

in conclusion,

[videostak]

oh luckily no one on ebay is even selling the particular pressing of cluster & eno that i’d want so theres no current tangible temptation. theres actually still a lot of eno stuff i wanna pick up someday i always forget how much of his work i havent really delved into yet. like evening star and no pussyfooting and then some of his ambient albums and music for stuff like the only of those i have is ambient 4 on land which i got at the thrift for like a nickel so many years ago and is just perfect imo idk i get most of my stuff on ebay GOD ITS WEIRD im realizing this rn but i do get most of my stuff on ebay or at used goods stores for normal price knowledgably hunting for it but like the stuff i randomly get at thrifts and stuff like i grow so closer to that like it feels much more closer to me like that i dont listen to super super often really but it has a weird deep nostalgic vibe for me alone on how i found it. same w/ cocteau twins sunburst snowblind head over heels cd and stone roses debut like since i got them there randomly it has this weird deep random feeling like just got them totally by chance cause especially there they have a extremely small cd section so anything good like that gets scooped up a day after being put out especially since prices are so low u can really easily afford to buy every cd there for like less than 10$ lol. oh ya and ofc silver jews american water i got there and was like :O listening to it like just at the context of that particular thrift getting it there feels like it was like religiously sent into your life. oh ya i also got sheila chandra silk compilation there too which is one of my fav albums just cool shit like that. anyways ya theres lots of eno stuff i havent listened to yet :P i used to have discreet music but sold it cause i didnt really care for it tooo much just as a side long track it was nice but kinda didnt yet escape just being bgm atleast for me and knowign that a shorter slightly alternate except is on evening star id rather just listen to that. like discreet music is nice but despite all the praise he gets (and deserves) i dont think discreet music is any better than anything terry riley or steve reich had previously put out in terms of being engagin while possibly inducing a meditative state.

[eiichiro]

Ooo one piece 🤔🤔 I read and watched it a long time ago. I tried to reread and catch up but it’s a struggle lol there’s a lot to read & watch lol it’ll take me forever 🥲😂

luffy is so precious, he used to be my favorite as well but now i like sanji and ace (cries) 🥺 what’s your favorite arc in OP?? I haven’t gotten very far but I’m curious (I don’t mind spoilers lol <3)

I love how you clarified that you only like the tokyo ghoul manga looool I only saw a little bit of the anime but I heard it wasn’t all that great. Berserk was one of my favorite manga too!! I liked griffith and guts a lot. The author passing away was devasting 😭 as for csm I need to catch up to the second part

You seems to like shounen a lot 👀👀

hii i'm so sorry it took so long for me to answer ;_; i've been working irl so thats why ghgkjhsdjkl i hope ur having a great week!! <3

luffy is the best boi for me :') and oh god i also love ace!! sanji tooo :') hmm this is hard but, my top 3 arcs so far are wano, marineford, water 7-enies lobby! :') hbu? 👀

LMAOO the anime sucks so muuuuch and they skipped a LOT 💀 plus they ruined my man arima kishou and gave him a dorito chin 😭😭😭 YESS BERSERK ;___; it really was. miura kentaro is such a legend. for csm me too! but im behind by only a few chapters :') imma let it pile up before i read again lol

YES UR RIGHT shounen is my fave! especially all the action and battles! it's v exciting for me haha i do love sports anime too!

[icyfox17]

OOOOHHH BASED BASED BASED

JASMINE GREEN TEA >>>

Oh Jay, i am THE BIGGEST tea enthusiast you will ever meet like slash gen. My partner came over and even tho they knew i loved tea they weren't prepared for HOW MUCH i have. I have a whole cabinet, three shelves full of tea, boxes upon boxes.

But anywayssss, I rotate through favourites. Rn my fav is this specific brand of loose leaf Earl Grey from the uk that I have now drank all of it 😭😭 so sad i miss it everydayyy

Tho my stepmom!!! Just found a diff loose leaf one so we're gonna try it and see how it goes!!! Side note, I love my stepmom sm shes the best im SOBBINGNGNGK anwywaysss

Rn my favs been english breakfast and honey vanilla chamomilleeee

Chamomilee is def like. My staple. I love it a lot and I love every variation of it fr. One of my favs is this fancy canadian brand thats citrus flavoured it is SO GOOD ‼️‼️‼️

I love Irish Breakfast tea a lot toooo, I love English Breakfast steamed in milk but Irish Breakfast by itself in water. It tastes too weird w milk. Ofc I am adding copius amounts of sugar to all of these LMAO

Well chamomille is always w honey!! Tho actually my stepmom saw a tumblr post about the honey vanilla chamomille w brown sugar, so I've been doing that. 10/10 ESP WHEN STEAMED IN OAT MILK OMG

Uhmmm love peach teas tbh. Ginger peach and just normal peach >>>

Rooibos chai is also really good and w maple syrup tooo!!! I thought the maple syrup was lowkey weird, like ik im Canadian and all that but maple syrup is just for pancakes... But then my aunt told me and I was curious so I tried it and damn. Its actually really good JRKFKD it balances off the spice of the chai reallyyyy well

Uhmmm there r def more teas I like but this is getting really long so I'll end it here for now HAHSHSJFKG

OH ONE MORE MENTION. RED ROSE ORANGE PEKOE>>> ive had other orange pekoes but red rose is the brand I grew up w and my fav

Loooooveeeee a good ol classic red rose fr

JAYYY WHATS UR FAV TEA

HIII!!! I LIKE GREEN TEA CAUSE IM BASIC!!!!!

hot green tea,,,,,i would drink it 4 every meal if i goddamn could

get me a teapot RN

i can also tell u my least favorite!!! ITS THIS "mint girl scouts" TEA I BOUGHT FROM SOME RANDOM STORE FROM SOME RANDOM TOWN 4 WHEN I WENT CAMPING

do not buy off brand girl scout mint tea or any tea of any kind u will regret it

[mysticaltigersorceress]

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[shijas]

:D

[m4tthewmurd0ck]

𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧 ~ 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐌𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐱 (𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞) 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

【 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 】

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word count: 1.3k (((super short chapter but i didn’t know where to end it without making it tooo long. next one is longer and will be posted tomorrow morning to make up for it!!)))

     BACK AT MATT’S APARTMENT, YOU INSIST ON BEING THE ONE TO COOK FOR HIM. With everything going on, you realize that you never did get to cook for him and Foggy. And despite the lingering tension between the 2 of you, you still want to do that for him. You end up calling Foggy and Karen to ask if they want to join you, but he declines for both of them, saying he’s going out again with her.

After a minute of back-and-forth, Matt finally agrees to let you do the cooking, admitting that he has missed it. Once he heads off to take a shower, you look through his cabinets, pulling out a few pots and pans. Glancing at the time on your phone, you realize it’s later than you thought, so you settle for making something quick.

By the time he exits the bathroom, the noodles are already done cooking, and you’ve just finished chopping up the tomatoes, putting them into a pan on the stove to make the sauce.

Matt takes a seat, and just listens to the sounds of you moving throughout his kitchen. He loves that he can sense your intense concentration, and thinks it’s cute that you quietly hum to yourself while you work. Though he suspects that you’re doing it absentmindedly, so as much as he wants to stand by you to hear you better, he stays quiet.

“On your left,” you approach, holding out a spoon with a little bit of the sauce on it, “try this”.

Although you don’t specify out loud what he’s trying, he can smell it as he leans forward and tries the sauce. “Perfect.”

You laugh, “I have a feeling you’d say that even if it tasted disgusting.”

“What can I say? You’re the best cook I know.” Matt gets up and grabs 2 bowls from a kitchen cabinet, and you grab 2 forks from one of the drawers. Neither of you comment on how intimate this moment feels. If Matt lets his imagination run wild, he can pretend that this is a regular occurrence. And if you do the same, you can pretend that things are normal, without the secrets and tension.

For the first few minutes, you’re both silent as you eat. You’re the first one to speak up, admitting that you didn’t even realize how hungry you were until you took that first bite.

That’s enough to break the silence, and Matt asks about work after another minute. “How’s all the planning coming?”

“Well apart from sketching the layout, which you heard how well that was going, honestly pretty good. Simon is trusting me with a lot so I just want to make sure that everything’s perfect. I’ve been working longer hours to get everything done faster.”

“When does he come back to town?”

You think for a moment, then remember part of the conversation you had with him. “Umm, oh! He’s actually coming back early. Said he’d be in to the gallery sometime tomorrow afternoon. And then he mentioned that he’d send me home early for some much needed rest because I’ve been working nonstop, so that’ll be really nice.”

You yawn twice in the span of a few minutes, and Matt picks up your bowls and forks, taking everything to the sink. “You can go shower, I’ll do the dishes.” He gives you a quick kiss on the forehead before turning to the sink, and you hope you’re not blushing as much as you feel like you are.

Just a few minutes later as you’re standing under the hot water, you think about life’s recent events. And unsurprisingly, your thoughts turn to Matt. Tonight, these little moments, they feel so… normal.

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Matt’s thoughts have turned to you. During the few days where you weren’t speaking, he felt awful. And he missed you so much more than he cared to admit. Even if Karen hadn’t said anything about having lunch with you and how you would be working late by yourself, he was still going to go over and see you at the gallery anyway.

Luckily for both of you, Foggy bought Matt’s excuse of you being extremely busy, and that was why you hadn’t come by. You didn’t even want to think about what conclusions your brother might jump to if he knew that you weren’t coming by because of Matt.

As Matt moved to the couch to wait for you, he also thought about almost kissing you. But that wasn’t a surprise, because that moment was constantly on his mind since the moment that it happened. Knowing you were going to be spending the night again, he forced those thoughts from his mind.

The hurt that he caused you was crystal clear. And he knew that most of it could be explained if he just let you in on that other part of his life. But knowing the danger you’d be in, he decided that he couldn’t tell you yet. The flip side to that, however, was that he knew that waiting longer just meant you’d be more hurt when you found out how long he’d been lying to you.

Someday, he would tell you everything. That much was a given. You were someone that Matt knew he’d need in his life forever, and there was no version of that happening in which he didn’t tell you.

“Matt?” He was so caught up in his thoughts that he didn’t even hear the bathroom door open.

“Are you okay?” You take a seat next to him on the couch, studying his facial expression. He was so quiet when you walked out of the bathroom, that for a brief moment, you panicked.

“Yeah, sorry just deep in thought.”

“Come on, you need rest too.”

Matt chuckles, “that your way of saying I look tired?”

You don’t answer, instead standing up and walking to his bedroom. Once you’re under the covers, you count in your head to see how long it takes Matt to work out that you’re no longer in the room. You always forget how good his hearing is, though. Of course he knew the moment you stood up.

Eventually, Matt follows after you. He slips his shirt off over his head and places it at the foot of his side of the bed. Before he lays down though, he pauses, reaching over to grab his shirt again.

“What are you doing?” You look at him, already starting to fall asleep.

“Sorry. Habit. I don’t, uh, want to make you uncomfortable so—” He holds his shirt up.

You laugh, and he swears that there’s no better sound. “Matthew Murdock, such a gentleman. It’s fine, you can sleep with your shirt off. I’m too tired to make a move on you anyway,” you mumble. It’s then Matt realizes how tired you must be.

He puts the shirt back down and finally slips under the covers. “Goodnight.” He stops himself from adding sweetheart to the end of that sentence.

“Night Matty.”

While you fall asleep after just a couple more minutes, Matt lays wide awake. Going over everything that happened recently, the memories playing in his mind on a constant loop.

As he listens to the sound of your heartbeat, he waits until he’s sure you’re in a deep sleep. When he carefully gets out of bed and you don’t even stir, he lets out a small sigh of relief.

More than anything, he wants to just stay in bed and lay right next to you. Maybe even pull you close and hold you all night as you both sleep. He wants to lay there and imagine a future with you.

But unfortunately, he isn’t just Matt Murdock. And the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen still has some unfinished business to take care of.

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everything matt tags: @starry-night-20​, @hatred-love​, @spectorfilms​

burn series tag(s): @kik51199​

[ethereal-maia]

Legally Blonde:

Guys I’m going to be very honest I started listening to this one before the poll was over so maybe that’s cheating BUT I was very Very impressed. It’s been like 4 days and I still cannot stop singing these songs in my brain this is fantastic. I also watched the proshot on YouTube so that also did a lot for me.

Favorite Things:

I LOVED EVERYTHING about the opening song it captures the feeling of Delta Nu so well imo. And the STAGING I was sooo obsessed with the windows at the beginning. It’s also like. A Super fucking catchy song.

Im going to be so honest I was obsessssed with all of Elle’s best friends they’re just so girlie and fun and I adore them sm

When Emmett showed up I was like O-O and attached my mind to him for a minute. He’s just a guy… let him be a lawyer…

BLOOD IN THE WATER. BLOOD IN THE WATERRRRRR Calahan’s actor has such a voice like omg… his voice dips and does all these cool things that I LOVE! And the music…. AAAA and thr group tentatively singing “…blood.. in the. Water,” was so real to how classes sound <33 but as a song I think it does a really really good job of setting up Calahan as a character. And the stage design as Elle was being kicked out of class was SO cool.

SO MUCH BETTER… THAN BE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE (insane about this song. insane about it.) Guys she’s making it! She’s doing well!!! At Harvard! She’s growing as a person! And she threw away her boyfriend! She’s doing this for herself now!!!! ASKHDHAKDJH She’s doing something right!! Guys. She’s all I want to be in life actually. This song makes me feel so so so many emotions it’s amazing. I’m not okay. Oh my god.

Whipped into shape! This song has been playing in my head for days… I WANT YOU WHIPPED INTO SHAPE! WHEN I SAY JUMP SAY HOW HIGH! YOU KNOW YOURE DOING IT RIGHT, WHEN YOU START TOOO CRY! And back to Calahan’s actor… GUYS HIS VOICE IM SO OBSESSED UGHHHHH

I think the choreo for this scene was actually amazing! It’s really easy for gym scene songs to be boring and just noise and movement imo, but this was really concise and well done so I quite enjoyed it

ive seen the movie but like. I don’t think I’ll ever be over how Elle is just like. Yeahhh thats a Delta Nu girl.

AND ALSO PAULETTE IS SOOOOOO <333 HER X KYLE FOREVER <33333

bend and snap was so fun guys omg

OMG There! Right There! Is like the only song I had ever heard from the musical before this, so I knew it already (it’s how I found about the musical actually lmao) but AA the guy playing him was so fun to watch and also all the people in the court eventually getting into it was so silly. and ofc the finale to the song was SO fun.

guys the Calahan scene was real hard for me even though I knew it was coming… the fuckin “I thought you were smarter than that” helLO? Warner and his girlfriend watching it? WARNER AND HIS “WELL WELL WELL MONROE” (or whatever he says) LIKE DUDE SHUT UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

AND THEN LEGALLY BLONDE. guys what the FUCK why didn’t you tell me this musical was going to go so hard… guys this song made me sob actually… the negation of so much better because of this song… her giving up, how you can FEEL her sadness and shame and disappointment… just let her be Legally Blonde… EMMETT… you did your best with a hopeless case. YOU ARE THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS PLACE!… Elle you should knOWWWW- calahan hit on me. What? He kissed me, he fired me… there’s no reason for me to stay. What about Love? Did I ever mention love? Perhaps, if I’d made it more clear, that yiu belong right here, you wouldn’t have to go, cause you KNOW that I’m SO Much in LOVEEE… BACK TO THE SUN, BACK TO THE SHORE, BACK TO WHAT I WAAAS BEFOOOOORE, LIE ON THR BEACH, STAY WITHIN REACH, DONT STRAY BEYOOOOOOOOND! SOME GIRLS FIGHT HARD, SOME FACE THE TRIALS, SOME GIRLS WERE JUST MEANT TO SMile!… if you can hear, can I just say, how much I want yiu to stay…it’s not up to me… just let me be… Legally Blonde… I need you to stay…. it’s not up to me. Just let me be. Legallyyyy Bloooonde.

can you tell what my favorite song in the musical is. Take a wild guess.

AND THEN THE REPRISE I. UGHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO OKAY. You’re my New Muse! <— vocal moment of all time. She pronounces it so cutie omg.

GIRLS ITS A FACT, WHEN YOURE ATTACKED, YOUVE GOT TO RESPOND!

SHES LEGALLY BLONDE! Say cheese! No, say Legally Blonde!

the random dance break for Paulette and Kyle is so silly <33

YESSSSSSSS AAAA guys thr reprise fills me with the life it stole from me in the original. Fantastic.

and the finale is So cutie!!! OBSESSED with it. Perfect. Everything I wanted in a finale. OH MY GOD OHMY GOD YOU GUYS GRANTED NOT A COMPLETE SURPRISE BUT IG THERE EVER WAS A PERFECT COUPLE THIS ONE QUALIFIES, CAUSE WE LOVE YOU GUYS, OHMY GOD!

anyway. you guys were so right for this one. Oh man.

been at a standstill for a bit. So.

@bumblingest-bee @pealeii @ivorypiano @mama-marleigh you guys are my super cool theater mutuals! What do you think?

[mendesblurb]

Three times shawn says he miss you and send a photo, one time you surprise him by coming home early

Right now I’m missing you

Shawn Mendes x female reader

Warning: fluff, a lot of emojis used,maybe grammar error and maybe some punctuation errors.

Note: Hey Anon, thank you for requesting. I had so much fun writing this one. Hope you like my attempt in writing your story idea.

First

Bzzzt bzzzt

You paused reading your script and, grabbed your phone that was on the side table. You smiled when you saw it was a message from Shawn.

It's really sweet that Shawn always miss you whenever you travel for work. Frankly, you always miss him too. This is just the unspoken thing that happen when two busy celebrities start dating. Both of you have busy schedules, and so every little sweet uninterrupted moments are more precious than ever.

Text message

Shawn: Wish you were here with me, I miss you….

You: I miss you too 😍

Shawn: I miss you most 😏😏

You: I miss you mostest 😌

Shawn: Me + U = ❤️, so Me - U = 😢

You: Can’t wait to FaceTime you tonight 😏😏

Shawn: Can tonight just come sooner…

You: Patience, my love.

Shawn: Because you’re the one asking, I will try to be patient.

You: Shawn if you can survive me friend zoning you for 5 years, you can survive this 🤨

Shawn: I hate how you’re always right.

You: It’s just in my blood 😉😉😉

Shawn: God, I just love you. Anddddddd I misssssssss youuuuu ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

You: I love you tooooo and I missssssss youuuu tooo ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Second

It’s been a long, long day.

Your eyes felt heavy. You were struggling to stay awake to finish your night routine. Just a few more steps, that’s all you needed to stay awake then you could go to sleep. Suddenly, your phone vibrates and dings rather loudly. It snaps you out of your dazed state. You proceed to grab your phone and saw a text from Shawn with an image attached.

You have been away for your new movie and wouldn’t be returning until four more weeks at the earliest. Obviously, the two of you have been continuing to message and FaceTime each other throughout the time you have been away, but you were pretty busy.

It seems the only time he’s able to get you to himself is at Goddamn one in the morning. He knew you would still be awake otherwise he wouldn’t have sent the image.

Text message

Shawn: Right now, I’m missing you a little too much.

You: You know we just FaceTimed like thirty minutes ago right?

Shawn: Yeah, But I still miss my girl 😢😢😢😢

You: I still miss you too honey..😢😢

Shawn: No amount of FaceTime or texts can stop me from missing you. I just love you so much.

You: I love you too, wish we could cuddle right now🥺🥺🥺🥺.

Shawn: The bed is just too big and I wish I can be your pillow right now, come home soon Y/N 🥺🥺🥺

You: I will baby, as soon as I can 😉😉😉

Shawn: Promise?

You: Promise Shawnie.

Shawn: pinky swear?

You: YES! Shawnieeeeeee, I swearrrr ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Shawn: Tarzan says he misses his mommy 🥺

You: Well, Tarzan. Mommy miss you too 🥺🥺

Shawn: Come home soon, we both miss you a little too much and too often 🥺🥺❤️

You: Don’t worry baby, I’ll be home soon. I promise ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Shawn: I can’t wait! 🎉😆😆😆

You: Me too!! 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Shawn: Goodnight my love ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️, have a good sleep! Call me when you’re awake!! 😍😍

You: Goodnight Shawnie ❤️❤️❤️, definitely calling you once I wake up! 😍😍😍

Shawn: I’ll definitely dream about you 😌✌🏻

You: Stop making me blush 🙄

Shawn: then stop being so cute and lovable 😛

Third

You were in the middle of hair and make up on set when the first text comes in, followed quickly by a second and the third.

Text message

Shawn: 🆘🆘🆘‼️‼️

Shawn: 🆘🆘🆘🆘‼️‼️

Shawn: Help!!! I miss you so much 😫😫😫

You: I wish I could be at New York with you right now 😢😢

Shawn: New york is just not the same 🥺🥺… I like it more last time because you and I were holding hands while exploring the city ❤️❤️

You: Shawnie… 🥺🥺🥺🥺

You pout as you look down at your phone. The two of you haven’t been able to spend much time with each other in over a month. You have been filming in london for a month while he was at New York.

All you want is his kisses and cuddles. All you want is him holding your hand right now, all you want is his clingy behaviour who won’t let you leave the bed. All you want is to sit on his lap while talking about the most random things. All you need is him right here, instead of being millions of miles away.

Shawn: I know, it’s just it’s been a long month 😭😭

You: Don’t worry, I’ll be home soon.

Shawn: How soon? 🤔🤔🤔

You: Soon, soon! 😌😌😌

Shawn: Can I know the date of your arrival?

You: Nope! 😛😛

Shawn: please! Please! 🥺🥺🥺

You: call you tonight baby, gotta do a scene 😘😘

Shawn: you are so annoying… 🙄🙄🙄

Shawn: honey, you can’t just not tell me 🥺🥺🥺

Shawn: please! Let me know when 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Shawn: 🥺🥺🥺🥺

*missed FaceTime from Shawn*

You: Calling me won’t help, love 😌😌

Shawn: ugh 😑 fine, I thought I could convince you with my pretty face 😌😌. But I guess I’ll be a good person who knows the definition of patience.

You: Good Boy 😛

Shawn: Did you just refer me as a boy?

You: maybe….. 😜😜

Shawn: Excuse me!!!!

Shawn: Hello!!!

You: Yes?

Shawn: I’m a man, not a boy 😡😡

You: says the person who literally got a tattoo saying Good Boy.

Shawn: I can’t with you 😑😑

You: Aww, I love you too Shawnie 😙😙

Fourth

Shawn woke up before his alarm again, he slowly sat up while letting out an unhappy sigh; this whole month he felt like he’s all alone, while you were working. He missed the satisfying feeling where he can just roll over and find you there sleeping peacefully next him instead of being million miles away.

Shawn let out a small sigh again as he stretched his hands and slipped on one of his ring and watch, finishing his look. He scanned over himself in the mirror once again, adjusting the sleeves of his button-up shirt.

He just kept pouting at the sad reminder. He thought about texting you but then his phone began to ring from his bed and the next thing he knew he was rushing to the studio. 

—————

"Hurry up!" Brian simpered as he grabbed his hand and yanked him as soon as he arrived at the studio.

"Is everything okay?” Shawn asked. "Please just tell me what is the emergency.”

"Just step inside," Brian said hastily, motioning towards the doors, a big smile plastered on his face.

"Brian, I swear, if this is some sort of prank..." Shawn trailed off as he turned the doorknob and pushed opened the door slowly. Shawn was half expecting a bucket of water to dump on him or a pie in the face, but none of that happened. Instead, he was greeted with a dark studio. Shawn looked quizzically at Brian, who just shooed him into the room.

"Seriously Brian, what is going on?" Shawn questioned, looking warily into the room. He felt Brian’s hands on his shoulders and pushed him into the room fully, staying behind him.

The lights came on suddenly and you stepped fully to his direction and cleared your throat, loudly announcing yourself, “Hey Shawnie, did you miss me?”

From the the looks of it, and Shawn stood stock still for a moment.

You caught a glimpse of his expression of adoration, love and surprise, before you wrapped around him like a Koala Bear.

“Oh my god, Y/N! Whe-when did you get here?”

“Went straight from the airport, baby.”

“Oh baby, I’m so happy you’re here! I-I can’t believe you’re here.” he laughed and squeezed his arms around you, never wanting to let you go. He picked you up more and spun you around a few times, Shawn was just super giddy that you were finally here with him, finally.

You too squeezed him even harder, if that was even possible, “I’m here, love, I’m here.”

He pulled back slightly, kissing your forehead. “This is the best surprise ever, I love you.”

“I love you too Shawn.”

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[babymilkawa]

Kaidou & Kuboyasu bf headcanons? 👉👈 gn reader if possible, thank you! 💕

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Of course🎐nonnie!! Ty for being my first ask 🥺

boyfriend headcanons with:

kaidou shun & kuboyasu aren

gn!reader :)

kaidou shun

- sigh this boy 😔PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS OK

- ok so we all know he’s the jet black wings and he’s got his thing with the dark reunion

- he will literally take u on adventures and y’all sneak around together ALL THE time

- wherever he is, u are and vice versa ☺️

- u play along with him during these times because who doesn’t wanna spend time with him 🥴

- even though he gets scared easily he will try his best to NOT back down if ur in the picture

- man wants to impress u cos ur his s/o 😤

- he’s manly ok shshdhd

- if people make fun of y’all he’ll go all “y/n fear not you have me!”

- ur the only person who’s allowed to take off his red bandages because around you, he’s “able to control his powers well”

- his uniform can be a little messy and untidy sometimes but u always fix it up/iron it for him and afterwards he’s got that proud smile on his face

- oh man and when u do a bit of pda or give him affection he’s as red as his bandages 😳

- can’t even PRETEND like it doesn’t phase him T-T

- saiki is already sick of u two but honestly who cares 🤪

- kaidou can’t swim but if u suggest to go to the beach for a date he’ll still go j to make u happy

- oh yes and he would LOVE LOVE LOVE it if u wanted to teach him how to swim

- maybe drown on purpose so u wud save him ahshdjj no kaidou 😫

- he’ll j watch u have fun in the water tho at the beach :)

- the two of you spy on nendou and u just listen to him jump to conclusions

- but if it gets out of hand you calm him down and try to reason with him

- as for physical touch like cuddling, he’ll try to be as subtle as possible to tell u he’s touch starved but it does NOT WORK cuz it’s so obvious he wants ur affection T-T

- overall y’all are one crazy couple but that’s what makes it fun right?

kuboyasu aren

- all right so this boy is literally the type of guy who pretends like they’re all tough but are softies inside ok

- he will PROTECT U at all costs yes yes

- u know about his past and he’s fine with that because he trusts you

- if he gets involved with a gang and ur there, ur his #1 priority PERIODT

- if it’s just him and he comes back with a lot of scratches/cuts, u tend to them and he greatly appreciates it 😌

- u make fun of his old hairstyle sometimes but he honestly doesn’t mind

- u might think he’s experienced with dating and how to deal with that field but noooo he’s clueless

- you’ll have to guide him and be straightforward with what u want

- like y’all’s first kiss was so awkward poor baby just took his glasses off and went for it

- he sometimes gets worried that you’ll be intimidated by his family and all

- he’s also afraid ur parents will disapprove of him

- dates are simple but u guys ride around in his motorcycle a lot

- he loves to see you enjoy yourself and the wind blowing ur face through the mirror

- at first, he got a little tooo flustered with your arms around his waist

- u know that, so sometimes u sneak a kiss or two in there ;))

a/n: I rly hope u like it!! Feedback is appreciated :)

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